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  • @jomakaze
    @jomakaze  Před 2 lety +13625

    I'm working hard on two videos, coming out in October! Stay tuned.

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      @kolyamadridano3640 Před 2 lety +25

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      @katgrant2584 Před 2 lety +1

      Always tuned

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      @learnforfree5398 Před 2 lety +1

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    • @makoaewilson5869
      @makoaewilson5869 Před 2 lety +11

      Are you working on them while attending your meetings?😂

  • @MansoorCodes
    @MansoorCodes Před 2 lety +45110

    I’m watching this while being muted on a meeting right now 🤯

    • @gazerockerzavii
      @gazerockerzavii Před 2 lety +1447

      Are you sure you are muted?

    • @fallboot7992
      @fallboot7992 Před 2 lety +623

      Better double check buddy

    • @ayushdebnath3343
      @ayushdebnath3343 Před 2 lety +80

      Hey man i saw ur video of "when code for the first time"
      It was amazing it was like u print hello world and created the whole world in ur mind 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @soumyananda2528
      @soumyananda2528 Před 2 lety +21

      atleat ur not sleeping after muting

    • @MansoorCodes
      @MansoorCodes Před 2 lety +194

      You guys made me double check…

  • @soapa4279
    @soapa4279 Před 2 lety +23583

    All the WFH employees know that feeling when you’re in a meeting and you haven’t paid attention for 30 minutes, then hear your name called. It’s like your soul literally left your body.

    • @saisagarsingh3340
      @saisagarsingh3340 Před 2 lety +1291

      same in online classes

    • @RoInArN
      @RoInArN Před 2 lety +1001

      It's because you've been on this meeting discussing same thing over and over again for last 2 hours and it's not even first meeting for this very topic.
      And then you'll go one extra round because {pick_someone_important_from_meeting_perspective} didn't pay attention and has to ask same question again.
      And then it's repeated what was explained thousands of times.
      Scientists claim you can stay focused for 45 minutes. Tops.

    • @ownzuall
      @ownzuall Před 2 lety +556

      "Excuse me, can you please repeat the question" usually do the trick.

    • @MrBranh0913
      @MrBranh0913 Před 2 lety +635

      It’s torture. I especially hate at the end of the meetings when someone say, “if no one have anything else to add, we can end the meeting.” And some dufus say something then we have yet another 30-40 minute discussion

    • @ownzuall
      @ownzuall Před 2 lety +239

      @@MrBranh0913 You are the problem, not him. So do you prefer the famous "Expectations vs Reality" diagram tree? You can politely say "I have another meeting" and leave, but do not call any one names because his questions can contribute to the project\feature\defect that were discussed.

  • @freddythef
    @freddythef Před 2 lety +18649

    My worst experience was my first job, working on a database with a roughly 50 year old programmer. He wanted to show me what the survey we were sending out would look like from client perspective so opened the site in an incognito tab. Obviously my man had been using his work laptop for some extracurricular activities and forgot to close the window. I still have the words “gangbang fur party” burnt into my brain.

  • @MoliminousTheater
    @MoliminousTheater Před 2 lety +5102

    very accurate. will be doing this in the next meeting as I do every morning meeting

    • @AxxLAfriku
      @AxxLAfriku Před 2 lety

      HELLO!!! I want to spend time with celebrities. Just kidding. GAGAGAGAGA! I only want to spend time with my two girlfriends and record videos for CZcams with the 3 of us. OH YEAH. Don't hate me for living the best life, dear mo

    • @youngwindmillgang3239
      @youngwindmillgang3239 Před 2 lety

      @@Sonanokaaa dead ass

    • @bowlmrbowl5503
      @bowlmrbowl5503 Před 2 lety

      @@AxxLAfriku it's the almighty AxxL please bless me with your powers.

    • @presentfactory
      @presentfactory Před 2 lety

      I see a moli

    • @LlegoManuel
      @LlegoManuel Před 2 lety

      You mean, play valorant?

  • @ProtossExecutor100
    @ProtossExecutor100 Před 2 lety +6162

    "Okay thanks everyone. Bye now"
    *4 people still in meeting*

  • @ejun251
    @ejun251 Před 2 lety +12241

    Biggest problem is getting forced into stale meetings with very little purpose. Meetings should be short, concise, and only involve the necessary parties.

    • @howdarethee
      @howdarethee Před 2 lety +199

      This

    • @dragon_warrior_
      @dragon_warrior_ Před 2 lety +209

      For that purpose there are stand up meetings

    • @sodiboo
      @sodiboo Před 2 lety +92

      Every company can learn from Grian, head of M&M at Boatem Inc.

    • @mxbx307
      @mxbx307 Před 2 lety +339

      And if Person B has an issue, the host should not be spending a millennium helping the person out there and then. Arrange to talk to them separately ("We'll talk offline after this call" etc.) and don't make everyone else sit in awkward silence when they have other things they could be doing.
      My old boss never understood that and it drove me insane. Meetings that could have been 10 minutes took 35 when most people only spoke for a minute or two.

    • @Skarwind
      @Skarwind Před 2 lety +165

      Sadly the military is the same way. We call them briefings, as in they are supposed to be brief and to the point. Higher ups treat briefings as a way to force us to endure a 3 hour seminar that feels like trying to meet the word count with nonsense.

  • @atari460
    @atari460 Před 2 lety +3033

    This one time I was in the middle of a dungeon on ff14 when my boss video called me on skype. Fortunately I was playing ff14 on my desktop computer and running skype on my laptop, so I carefully put my laptop in front of my desktop keyboard, answered the video call, and proceeded to wrap my arms around the laptop back to the desktop keyboard and continued to clear the dungeon while having a 1 on 1 video conversation with my boss. It was intense

    • @krakgame
      @krakgame Před 2 lety +330

      That's what i call multi-tasking

    • @christopheralan7600
      @christopheralan7600 Před 2 lety +320

      People do this kind of thing all the time and think people don’t notice. It would be funny to see the “how you think others see you” and “how people actually see you” side by side. You might be the exception but most people are not nearly as sneaky as they think they are! 😂

    • @zach237
      @zach237 Před 2 lety +12

      What dungeon?

    • @anujeetroy9715
      @anujeetroy9715 Před 2 lety +119

      @@christopheralan7600 you get better at it as time goes. And often, the person on the other side will be considerate or really not care too much about whether you are multitasking as long as you are doing the task they need from you well enough.

    • @zykel621
      @zykel621 Před 2 lety +20

      Thats what I call a pro gamer move.

  • @wolfdima
    @wolfdima Před 2 lety +546

    This is why I hold these meetings once in a week for 15 mins. And I dont care if people play games or whatever as long as I get quality work on time.

    • @Flagdread
      @Flagdread Před 2 lety +65

      This is the right mindset right here.

    • @Aadilf1
      @Aadilf1 Před 2 lety +34

      Can I work for you? Haha

    • @bronzejourney5784
      @bronzejourney5784 Před 2 lety +1

      What do you do?

    • @wolfdima
      @wolfdima Před 2 lety +1

      ​@@bronzejourney5784 Game Development

    • @Google_Does_Evil_Now
      @Google_Does_Evil_Now Před rokem +6

      Good attitude. The people that need to pay attention usually do. Our brains tune us in when necessary, they doze when it's not. That's efficiency. And the meeting leader should also recognise this and adapt to it naturally. Social dynamics or something like that is probably the phrase.

  • @aamnaan
    @aamnaan Před 2 lety +15222

    Plot twist: the other guy heard Joma’s voice in-game

  • @ajgharbaran8175
    @ajgharbaran8175 Před 2 lety +21962

    man... to this day, I still regret this one. We had a meeting and I was sharing my screen to give a demo. When the demo ended I forgot that I still was sharing my screen and so I opened up tinder on my laptop and started chatting with this girl for everyone to see.

    • @jomakaze
      @jomakaze  Před 2 lety +6143

      LOOOOL I didn't even know you can be on Tinder on web.

    • @theprimecoder4981
      @theprimecoder4981 Před 2 lety +545

      I feel your pain

    • @ashiksaleem360
      @ashiksaleem360 Před 2 lety +2523

      Atleast it ain't no onlyfans

    • @aliali-ce3yf
      @aliali-ce3yf Před 2 lety +2135

      still not as bad as that university professor who had a porn tab open on for his class to see on a zoom lecture

    • @yournemesis8232
      @yournemesis8232 Před 2 lety +61

      @@jomakaze same man

  • @Zeuts85
    @Zeuts85 Před 2 lety +344

    Lol this is so true... Just make damn sure your mic is off, and make sure you've prepared in advance for your status report. As long as you're good at your job, they really don't give a shit whether you're paying attention. The key is just to actually be good at your job so that they never have a reason to wonder about your productivity.

    • @mryan4452
      @mryan4452 Před měsícem

      As a public sector employee it's opposite. Be good at meetings and waffling, important. Be terrible at your actual job, no problem at all.

  • @SomeBodyIUsedToKnow8
    @SomeBodyIUsedToKnow8 Před 2 lety +111

    This is too humble. The people running the meetings dont care what you have to say and the programmers care even less.

    • @rz9018
      @rz9018 Před 2 lety

      Damn. My dream job

    • @theninjaofmusic
      @theninjaofmusic Před 2 lety +4

      Sometimes we care. As a programmer when i call a meeting there is a specific goal that meeting is set to accomplish and it's over as soon as its met. Meetings are far more engaging when they have clear direction and a clear end point.

    • @Thy_Boss
      @Thy_Boss Před 2 měsíci +1

      @@theninjaofmusic Yeah, you think that, because you're the one who called the meeting lol

  • @hoanglongpham8395
    @hoanglongpham8395 Před 2 lety +4387

    "no updates for me" - most familiar words i heard and said every daily meeting =))

  • @welovfree
    @welovfree Před 2 lety +7635

    This is exactly why Push-to-Talk is the best feature 😂

    • @ashiksaleem360
      @ashiksaleem360 Před 2 lety +76

      Is that a avilable in google meet?

    • @Timotheeee1
      @Timotheeee1 Před 2 lety +261

      too bad ms teams doesn't have it

    • @dudenarima2528
      @dudenarima2528 Před 2 lety +90

      yeah
      and having push2talk bind same in zoom and game is even better

    • @cpgoimy
      @cpgoimy Před 2 lety +62

      Mohamed Amziane right, until you fall asleep at the desk with your elbow accidentally holding down on the spacebar and the whole meeting hears your snoring 😂

    • @thearnavagg
      @thearnavagg Před 2 lety +4

      @@ashiksaleem360 yes bro spacebar maybe

  • @neohelios77
    @neohelios77 Před 2 lety +896

    My goto responses:
    "Sorry, my kids were screaming, what was the question?"
    "Sorry, I was responding to an IM, what was the question?"
    "I'm sorry, was this X meeting? Damnit I joined the wrong one. I need to drop, but I'll catch up offline"
    "Sorry I was responding to a production issue--no, not an outage yet, but I do need to drop to take care of it."

    • @cw3le
      @cw3le Před 2 lety +118

      The "production issue" is a pretty risky one, if you ask me. Go ahead and use it - you'll spend next 30 minutes trying to explain what was the issue, why it happened and how did you solve or plan to solve it. If anything, you can always blame the internet connection and ask them to briefly repeat what they were asking you.

    • @untitled6391
      @untitled6391 Před 2 lety +25

      @@cw3le agreed. Usually there will be a Jira ticket in our company if there's a production issue. No way I can ever use that.

    • @facosa9924
      @facosa9924 Před 2 lety +11

      Just play with aluminum paper next to the micro and/or stutter.
      Works like a charm

    • @Thy_Boss
      @Thy_Boss Před 2 měsíci

      @@cw3le it's a joke, son

    • @Thy_Boss
      @Thy_Boss Před 2 měsíci

      @@untitled6391 It's A Joke, Son

  • @aethar2750
    @aethar2750 Před 2 lety +911

    As a son of a programmer who walks in on him, this is quite literally the EXACT thing he does LMAO

    • @courier6960
      @courier6960 Před 2 lety +25

      You probably shouldn’t be phrasing it as “walking in on” your dad

    • @aethar2750
      @aethar2750 Před 2 lety +94

      @@courier6960 it’s weird how you tie that to anything suggestive, I just walk in on him playing video games during a meeting, i could also just walk in on him watching a cool video, if he were doing something he wasn’t supposed to it’d be walking in, which is playing video games during a meeting

    • @courier6960
      @courier6960 Před 2 lety +7

      @@aethar2750
      I know, it’s just a joke about how it’s a funny way of phrasing it and the possible double entendres

    • @aethar2750
      @aethar2750 Před 2 lety +24

      @@courier6960 too many jokes and fake-outs on the internet, can’t tell who’s being serious or not

    • @olianims
      @olianims Před 2 lety

      Your dad cusses out people's mothers on valorant?

  • @mistersir3185
    @mistersir3185 Před 2 lety +4110

    I was in a zoom meeting for my math class with over 200 students. After I woke up I went to brush my teeth and I was wearing my headphone. The professor was about to start the lecture but I didn't realize that my mic was on so the entire class basically heard me piss, splash my face with water and brush my teeth and chew my breakfast sandwich. Nobody dared to tell me anything, one student kindly asked me to turn off my mic in the chat and I never attended that class meeting again but still passed that class with an A lol

    • @kingstk9900
      @kingstk9900 Před 2 lety +278

      That's okay compared to when you're talking to some one at your home😂😂 and your mic is unmuted or you're on call with some friends.😂😂😂😂😂

    • @Sugurous
      @Sugurous Před 2 lety +2

      Genius!

    • @Sugurous
      @Sugurous Před 2 lety +5

      Genius

    • @jacktheripper5112
      @jacktheripper5112 Před 2 lety +67

      yeah here is what i have for you, in a meeting about computer programming i was giving a presentation , i was doing really badly so the professor was constantly trying to fix my mistakes and help me through it , i was really frustrated and the prof said "you didnt study this subject very well" and as he was about to start talking and i pretty much shouted "HOW I DIDNT STUDY" luckily i was abit away from my mic but im sure he still heard me

    • @afficals-chi9056
      @afficals-chi9056 Před 2 lety +1

      lolol

  • @kidwaarif9580
    @kidwaarif9580 Před 2 lety +421

    I was sharing screen once and a senior product manager sent a message on Teams saying "don't let the devs know the deadline is a week later" and all the devs saw it

  • @Professor_Fussy-face
    @Professor_Fussy-face Před 2 lety +116

    I love how even the in-game chats are so realistic 😂! Keep it coming man, you're doing a good job.

  • @lalala-lt8fe
    @lalala-lt8fe Před 2 lety +36

    It was fun when a colleague accidentally shared his screen and we all saw him filling out a job application.

  • @aminzarei1557
    @aminzarei1557 Před 2 lety +2481

    Imagine he's been playing the same game, and you both realize this when you kill his character on temporary-idle mode.

  • @LucasRodmo
    @LucasRodmo Před 2 lety +143

    I was in a super important meeting with the CEO, HR and Commercial and I use the background provided by the company on Teams. Just happened that my husband stormed the room absolutely naked and the background filter put him on cam. My soul vanish from the solar system that second

    • @LucasRodmo
      @LucasRodmo Před 2 lety +34

      Apparently no one noticed or bothered to say anything (thanks God)

    • @subzu2733
      @subzu2733 Před 2 lety +1

      Dude thats od

    • @ledapalachee2168
      @ledapalachee2168 Před 2 lety +5

      dude are you gae?

    • @SirZeck
      @SirZeck Před 2 lety +5

      Why are you gae?

    • @armeena28
      @armeena28 Před 2 lety +9

      Wow the homophobia in this thread

  • @jonathanf3604
    @jonathanf3604 Před 2 lety +21

    Honestly love this channel cause it makes me feel better about my work habits 😂

  • @bayern1806
    @bayern1806 Před 2 lety +3293

    In my company a guy worked for two companies at the same time, he even attended the meetings at the same time and got payed two full time salaries. He used two laptops for this. He was caught like 3 months later and lost one of his jobs. :-) Edit: the only reason he got caught is because he worked onsite for one of the companies, he was not allowed to work from home.

  • @mw4828
    @mw4828 Před 2 lety +1429

    My go to response in meetings: "Deliverables are on schedule."

    • @Kittsuera
      @Kittsuera Před 2 lety +305

      "but there is nothing to deliver"
      "and that is why they are on schedule. if there was something to be delivered, it would be ahead of schedule"

    • @mw4828
      @mw4828 Před 2 lety +9

      @@Kittsuera 😂

    • @morkovija
      @morkovija Před 2 lety +2

      This is genius, thanks guys!)

    • @IceMetalPunk
      @IceMetalPunk Před 2 lety +13

      That only works until the deliverables *aren't* on schedule, and then you get in twice as much shit for lying about it 😂

    • @mechanicalmonk2020
      @mechanicalmonk2020 Před 2 lety +16

      "The deliverables changed 3 months ago but you don't listen to the new requirements and just keep saying 'iTs On ScHeDuLe', you're fired"

  • @coredeveloper
    @coredeveloper Před 2 lety +264

    Quite accurate. I am so annoyed by the fact that NON-tech people in a team try to be useful by creating more problems. I hate meetings. The best meeting is the meeting avoided (like war yes).

    • @8thlvlMage
      @8thlvlMage Před 2 lety +37

      "What if we just [insert thing that sounds easy to a non-developer]?" instantly creating 3 more days of work, when it was on track to be done a day early.

    • @TheTpointer
      @TheTpointer Před 2 lety +8

      have the same thing with video production. people that aren't only partically involved in the process create so much more meeting time.

    • @anujeetroy9715
      @anujeetroy9715 Před 2 lety +10

      @@8thlvlMage then you clearly failed to explain and regulate what they are able to put into the timelines. A timeline is not flexible indefinitely, and neither is every process. If your non-technical specialists are unable to understand what can and can't be done then either 1. they are not qualified enough for the role they work at, being a non-technical specialist doesn't excuse their complete lack of comprehension and common sense, or 2. the technical team has failed to set and communicate realistic timelines to the rest of the team.
      If you were simply making a joke, however, then I apologize for my reply andhope you have a good day.

    • @OM-jo6yd
      @OM-jo6yd Před 2 lety +4

      @@anujeetroy9715 bet your a non developer

    • @anujeetroy9715
      @anujeetroy9715 Před 2 lety +9

      @@OM-jo6yd sure, bet actual money please. and pay up, because you lost the bet.
      and, since you said it... *you're

  • @sabanadiradze520
    @sabanadiradze520 Před 2 lety +8

    Joma, Thanks for entertaining the whole community, I love you so much, you are my inspiration and the reason why i started coding, journey is pretty hard though and hopefully I will get to know you in a person. Thanks for the effort and the time that you dedicate to us. Love from Georgia (not the state)

  • @tearzofthefallen6586
    @tearzofthefallen6586 Před 2 lety +1702

    Literally in standup right now, taking a monster shit. WFH is great.

  • @barathraj9803
    @barathraj9803 Před 2 lety +646

    I must appreciate your effort for perfectly syncing your mouse movement with that pro jett gameplay video

    • @francoalemandi9191
      @francoalemandi9191 Před 2 lety +32

      Wait, what? It wasn't him playing there? Lol the sync was truly perfect I didn't even realize it wasn't him.

    • @forbiddenlion7340
      @forbiddenlion7340 Před 2 lety +10

      Korean jett's clip

    • @isaac.chaves
      @isaac.chaves Před 2 lety +3

      but not for unmuting himself in the meeting I think xD

  • @aoi75z
    @aoi75z Před 2 lety +205

    One time I accidentally fell asleep for about 10 minutes during my Biology class during online school. But during that ten minutes the class went into what are called breakout rooms, where groups of people go into separate rooms (basically their own private called but still connected to the main one) and discuss whatever they need to do. Of course since I was asleep I didn't do so. When I woke up, everyone was back in the main call, and then the teacher asked me in front of everyone where I was. I responded with "Sorry, I was sleeping." I felt bad because I liked the teacher and the class, but it would not appear that way to them.

    • @Cosmo23
      @Cosmo23 Před 2 lety +32

      Maaaan same shit happened to me. I was on a Art / Drawing class and fell asleep during online classes, woke up 10/20 minutes later totally alone in the meeting. Asked some of my colleagues after and they said they didn't even noticed me. I was lucky

    • @angelo423
      @angelo423 Před 2 lety +8

      You fell asleep, damn cool story bro

    • @aoi75z
      @aoi75z Před 2 lety +6

      @@angelo423 Correction, not cool story. This is about me being an idiot.

    • @pedroSilesia
      @pedroSilesia Před rokem

      dude I fall asleep for like 15 minutes at the uni, in a class in front of the professor. She didn't say anything.

  • @UP51L
    @UP51L Před 2 lety

    Without any prior knowledge of the channel and just looking at the title I was expecting something along the lines of soundboard that responds when certain phrases were said gone wrong, but this was still as good.

  • @jianghancn
    @jianghancn Před 2 lety +244

    biggest plot: the meeting is actually muted, the guy in the meeting is the same guy in the game got insulted and is aware of the whole situation

  • @Raccoon469
    @Raccoon469 Před 2 lety +126

    As soon as I saw he didn't click the mute, I was like "oh shit"

  • @Alithia7
    @Alithia7 Před 2 lety +5

    The accuracy is unreal. This is why I miss working from home... I got so much gaming in during meetings.

  • @DoubleM55
    @DoubleM55 Před 2 lety +434

    One of our senior software engineers shared his screen during a call, and he presented what he had to, and then we all started talking about other topics. But this guy forgot that his screen is still being shared, so he started doing his things. The highlights: We saw his bank account status (And he was broke lol), then he browsed luxury apartments where he plans to spend his summer. Also he was chatting with his wife and they were arguing over something and then finally he realized his mistake and stopped sharing :D

    • @syphon5961
      @syphon5961 Před 2 lety +8

      out of curiosity, around how much money did he have?

    • @DoubleM55
      @DoubleM55 Před 2 lety +69

      @@syphon5961 He had around -1900 € on his main account. So no money at all, only debt.

    • @KOSJ153
      @KOSJ153 Před 2 lety +127

      What a coincidence that he was totally broke and was totally looking at luxury apartments.

    • @KOSJ153
      @KOSJ153 Před 2 lety +34

      @LowLinK And amazing that the exact reason he is so broke came up right then and there. Plus he is fighting with his wife too, can't have a happy marriage either, unlucky.
      Look, idk who you're trying to impress, you got some likes so I guess that helps you out. I think we get it, you don't like your coworker, but we don't know who that is, so how can we hate him?

    • @roivasethar8079
      @roivasethar8079 Před 2 lety +24

      Man..., thats sad. Hope the guy patched things up with his life...

  • @aliali-ce3yf
    @aliali-ce3yf Před 2 lety +284

    0:01 - that view is awesome. looks like a chilly rainy day - the best kinds of days to be indoors

  • @Winsociety
    @Winsociety Před 2 lety +428

    I have meetings like this every morning at 8 am. We talk about what we did and we plan to do. I can confirm that after talking each of our respective peaces, this is what we do.

    • @maksimkuzmin5246
      @maksimkuzmin5246 Před 2 lety

      Do you have a degree?

    • @dgainx8852
      @dgainx8852 Před 2 lety +1

    • @seble
      @seble Před 2 lety +35

      What kind of evil scrum master schedules meeting at 8am?

    • @_b0h4z4rd7
      @_b0h4z4rd7 Před 2 lety +1

      @@seble So that's what is called "evil scrum"... ;-)

    • @Its_Lu_Bu
      @Its_Lu_Bu Před 2 lety +1

      As the guy who runs those meetings, it's what I'm doing while you're answering the question lol

  • @esquire7681
    @esquire7681 Před 2 lety

    Dude love the setup shits fire🔥

  • @doorey2
    @doorey2 Před 2 lety

    I cannot believe I found some actual tech content. This is incredible!

  • @shadowthehedgehog2727
    @shadowthehedgehog2727 Před 2 lety +441

    As a developer as really dislike meetings… I like the scrum meetings at beginning of day, but why am I in 5+ other meetings and expect to get work done?

    • @justaninfiredperson
      @justaninfiredperson Před 2 lety +2

      Ikr

    • @luisdev7646
      @luisdev7646 Před 2 lety +30

      tell about it, i have a client that is a nightmare, she always call for a simple bug instead of sending an email, she makes me waste time, i hear the skype call and i want to literally break my keyboard (not my client, my boss's client, because if it were for me, i would not accept any job from her)

    • @mxbx307
      @mxbx307 Před 2 lety +64

      @@luisdev7646 We have all these new communications options, yet people still insist on blabbering into a phone like it's 1986. Really annoying.
      But the move away from the telephone has created a whole generation of young people afflicted with telephone anxiety. It's a horrible, archaic method of communication which is actually quite rude because you are immediately stopping the other person and diverting their attention. I'll just make a loud distracting noise in your home at my convenience and you can just drop what you're doing to deal with it.

    • @qwerty1994ize
      @qwerty1994ize Před 2 lety +33

      I’m a scrum master and whenever I get on a team, I try to reduce as many meetings as I can. I want my devs to have as much time as possible to get their work done.

    • @headintheclouds2
      @headintheclouds2 Před 2 lety +6

      @@mxbx307 Well I have a a rule if I txt you and don't hear from you in 24 hrs.... I will call you because everyone has a phone and checks it multiple times a day at this point. No excuses and I do not care if you are inconvenienced lol.

  • @wrestlingscience
    @wrestlingscience Před 2 lety +518

    “I’m sorry Jonah what did you say”
    Jonah:*Repeats himself*

    • @juls2695
      @juls2695 Před 2 lety +26

      Who the fck is Jonah?

    • @abcdefg91111
      @abcdefg91111 Před 2 lety +49

      @@juls2695 joma from the 4th dimension

    • @bobfishhed9923
      @bobfishhed9923 Před 2 lety +18

      Who's Jonah... it's Joma, Like Jomama 🙃

    • @user-uc8pl2nr7n
      @user-uc8pl2nr7n Před 2 lety

      @@juls2695 😂😂😂

    • @mr.a3821
      @mr.a3821 Před 2 lety +3

      Boss: Ahh..... What did you say?
      Jonah : You asked for an update, that's all I got.

  • @CharlesWeill
    @CharlesWeill Před 2 lety

    Love your channel! I hope you make it big in film in NYC!

  • @patrickmaloney1810
    @patrickmaloney1810 Před 2 lety +1

    Lol, speaking from experience, this is 100% accurate. Very important to make sure you’re double-muted to avoid what happened here. Always call in to the meeting on your phone so you can mute that too.

  • @LuisRuizHalo
    @LuisRuizHalo Před 2 lety +77

    Currently not in a big tech but this reminds me last weeks meetings when I was playing red dead redemption 2 while my colleagues were arguing with the client. Gladly they didn’t ask me anything, lol.

  • @nasch3050
    @nasch3050 Před 2 lety +70

    And this is why checking if im muted is basically a requirement

  • @manishm9478
    @manishm9478 Před 2 lety +16

    Back when i had in person meetings to attend i'd take a notepad and write creative stories while others Thought i was taking notes 😄

  • @G6GamingSociety
    @G6GamingSociety Před 2 lety +4

    As a Microsoft employee part of a 15 person team, I can say this is so accurate

  • @LouisChiaki
    @LouisChiaki Před 2 lety +163

    "Yeah, that sounds good." "No blocker."

  • @JohnTurner313
    @JohnTurner313 Před 2 lety +95

    Especially when you're having a meeting to discuss having another meeting about coming up with a plan to create the plan to get the thing done that the boss wants.

    • @webfreakz
      @webfreakz Před rokem +1

      Y'all have to decide who decides what gets decided? 🤔😁

  • @0bada905
    @0bada905 Před 2 lety +35

    That happened to me but something worse..
    It was an online exam and I was cheating in discord voice chat.. I forgot that pressing the mic button would also unmute my exam meeting.. I asked my friend for the answer of the question hahahaha
    The teacher called my name and said what did you say? I stayed silent and my friends were laughing their ass off in vc hahaha
    Thankfully she didn't say anything else after I shut up

  • @karenwang313
    @karenwang313 Před 2 lety +42

    This is lowkey exactly how I participate at meetings at my job too lmao. Im just a lowly contractor, so if they actually wanted my opinion, they'd make me full time or pay me more :D

  • @JesseDWilliamsJr
    @JesseDWilliamsJr Před 2 lety +653

    I’m a software dev at a tech company and i can vouch that this is completely accurate lol

    • @kylekeenan3485
      @kylekeenan3485 Před 2 lety +13

      Wait till they start following an Agile approach using scrum and having you record every minute of your working life using Jira. Sorts the lazy skiving coders from the hard working software engineers.

    • @panos00700
      @panos00700 Před 2 lety +108

      @@kylekeenan3485 For sure dude. Thankfully these kind of companies start to die out. Nobody wants to work for the fucking Gestapo.

    • @livefree8965
      @livefree8965 Před 2 lety +6

      @@panos00700 💯

    • @sayamqazi
      @sayamqazi Před 2 lety +5

      @@kylekeenan3485 We do that but engineers adapt by giving generous estimates.

    • @botousai
      @botousai Před 2 lety +35

      ​@@kylekeenan3485 I'm sure people want to work at companies where they trust their employees so little to do their jobs that they monitor them 24/7...

  • @Sled_God
    @Sled_God Před 2 lety +26

    People used to play solitaire on the work computer. Now look at us….
    I had a dispatching job in 2008 and they made me work saturdays. I was the only one there besides the techs in the field. I brought my laptop in and began playing Wow. It was the closest I ever got to loving my job.

  • @hansgerber8654
    @hansgerber8654 Před 2 lety +11

    this last scene happened to me almost exactly like that once playing CS GO during a meeting. I accidentally left my mic open while suddenly raging after missing a shot ... then i got muted

  • @TheRossMadness
    @TheRossMadness Před rokem +7

    I love that at :09 it says "47 people have entered the waiting room". That's a lot of people late to the meeting and no one is letting them in lol

  • @codevev
    @codevev Před 2 lety +47

    I don't even fart when in meetings because I always assume one day that mute button is going to have a bug and not actually mute

  • @nevermind4801
    @nevermind4801 Před 2 lety +32

    As a guy working from home i can tell u this is pretty accurate.

    • @IamG3X
      @IamG3X Před 2 lety +3

      covid is a blessing to some of us.

  • @danetteherzgutz
    @danetteherzgutz Před 2 lety

    Love the switch between politeness in the meeting and the cussing on valorant. Accurate 👌

  • @AbdurahmanAlomrani
    @AbdurahmanAlomrani Před 2 lety +37

    i cant forget that one time i was talking to my brother about how the attending doctor was such a jerk having us in this meeting at this time! it was at the afternoon and i was unmute ... he replied .
    well if it's not convenient then you know how to leave .. i was so dead inside

  • @secretchannel2151
    @secretchannel2151 Před 2 lety +71

    I'm in my last semester of Computer Programming and we have done many mock stand ups.. and I admit I was playing MMO's for the majority of them lmao. It's just.. yeah.

    • @soniablanche5672
      @soniablanche5672 Před 2 lety +4

      Same, but with my current remote work.

    • @Guyote_
      @Guyote_ Před 2 lety +3

      You're going to be joining us doing that in real stand ups soon lmao

  • @yadikishameer9587
    @yadikishameer9587 Před 2 lety +51

    You are the only one driving my soul to get a job at big tech companies.
    Keep it up, brother.

    • @TrvisXXIII
      @TrvisXXIII Před 2 lety +6

      Don’t do it, it’s not worth your time

    • @acidrain9924
      @acidrain9924 Před 2 lety +3

      Yeah, it’s a waste

    • @frankreynolds9930
      @frankreynolds9930 Před 2 lety +1

      It's for the higher pay and easy job hunt after leaving big tech companies.

  • @yutassmilehealsme6572
    @yutassmilehealsme6572 Před 2 lety +7

    I was with my friend in the library. I had an online class and didn’t know I had my mic on. I told my friend that “my teacher was scary.” There was about 10 people in the class only but still 😐. I also needed help with the assignment so I had to ask her a question in that class right after I said it

  • @moonshinetheleocat1235
    @moonshinetheleocat1235 Před 2 lety +3

    You know... This is true.
    The nice thing about call in meetings is you can do something productive for the hour and half they take

  • @AssistantRegionalMgr
    @AssistantRegionalMgr Před 2 lety +54

    A few months ago, I was sharing my screen during a meeting.
    I started explaining about the progress of what I’d been working, and like 20 seconds later one of the attendees asked me what the name of the girl was.
    Yeah.. I was sharing the wrong screen…
    Don’t get me wrong. It wasn’t porn.
    It was ASMR which made thousand times harder to explain.

  • @mj25423
    @mj25423 Před 2 lety +3

    Damn! This is so my story :) remember during a production deployment when the ops team was busy figuring out why the code-deploy was failing :D

  • @Riku-Leela
    @Riku-Leela Před rokem +2

    Trueeeeee, it do be like this, except luckily I've never left unmute

  • @nickb9171
    @nickb9171 Před 2 lety

    Herman Miller Embody, best chair out there. Awesome video!

  • @SnareX
    @SnareX Před 2 lety +17

    Reminds me of when I took a contract as an indie dev for a 1 month project and they kept adding changes that it turned into a 3 month project.

  • @abdullaermatov1848
    @abdullaermatov1848 Před 2 lety +38

    Bro, your desk is an inspiration. To buy a big monitor just to have beautiful paint. Daaaaaaaamnn)

    • @TheColorEye
      @TheColorEye Před 2 lety +1

      Does anyone know where I can that background??? It is 🔥🔥🔥

    • @brianarias5643
      @brianarias5643 Před 2 lety +2

      @@TheColorEye Thats one of the MacOS Big Sur official wallpapers

    • @emircs2442
      @emircs2442 Před 2 lety

      Yig'ishtir nasorolardan har xil gaplani o'rganvolib, gapirishni. O'zbeklani nomiga dog' tushurma

  • @Guyote_
    @Guyote_ Před 2 lety

    This is so accurate it shocks me to my core.

  • @plot6520
    @plot6520 Před 2 lety +7

    This is pretty accurate even for IT support, unless I got any pressing issues I'm just gonna play stick ranger

  • @sachinsidh4198
    @sachinsidh4198 Před 2 lety +323

    AND That's exactly how school classes are being attended.
    Edit: to see this as a joke was good but to see students doing so wasn't at all. Hope these 2-3 years of disturbance in studies doesn't affect dedicated students 🥂

    • @olivander5171
      @olivander5171 Před 2 lety +1

      can confirm although they are over for me now xD

    • @olivander5171
      @olivander5171 Před 2 lety +1

      we did that in the weeks before our finals too

    • @infienite9215
      @infienite9215 Před 2 lety +1

      YOUR COMMENT IS REALITY

    • @second_second_
      @second_second_ Před 2 lety +4

      but students will complain if there are no live classes at all. and students expect the professors/teachers to 'entertain' them more, or blame the teachers/professors if the students are bored

    • @8thlvlMage
      @8thlvlMage Před 2 lety +3

      I was homeschooled and had recorded class sessions on dvd (it was mid 2000's) to follow along to. I did other things during the classes, like homework for other classes or even Xbox Live. It helped me pay attention honestly, because I could check out until I heard something I wasn't familiar with or didn't understand and I could give that my full attention. (Without wasting a huge amount of time sitting and staring.)

  • @blazedxjan
    @blazedxjan Před 2 lety +228

    😂😂 the mute button has given me severe trust issues.

    • @thunderbolt997
      @thunderbolt997 Před 2 lety +15

      Yeah maybe 1 % of total meeting time goes to looking at the mute button for me 😅

    • @infienite9215
      @infienite9215 Před 2 lety +2

      Imagine hearing the voices of the people that is muted while you're presentation. You'd get instant feedbacks for your presentation without even asking for.

    • @halfbakedproductions7887
      @halfbakedproductions7887 Před 2 lety

      There's always the "double mute" bug as well. Some older, crappier headsets don't consistently feed the physical mute button through to the software and you have to click another unmute button.

    • @miktavi
      @miktavi Před 2 lety

      My biggest fear is a bug with the mute feature. Can you imagine Zoom showing you muted when you weren’t?

    • @veselinborisov369
      @veselinborisov369 Před 2 lety +4

      @@miktavi I don't need to imagine. I have experienced that indirectly. My friend had his icon on mute but the class could hear him talking to someone in his room. It wasn't something embarrassing but it still was very disturbing to realize there is in fact a chance this sort of glitch can happen.

  • @MangoBums
    @MangoBums Před rokem

    did not expect the end!

  • @amadeusmartinez1035
    @amadeusmartinez1035 Před 2 lety

    That ending made me chuckle, subscribed lol

  • @ms0372631
    @ms0372631 Před 2 lety +123

    really don't know whether his HR will buy his "I'm just making comedies" bullshit lol

    • @tonyiommisg
      @tonyiommisg Před 2 lety +7

      Yeah that's what I've been wondering is how his own company doesn't get pissed, but maybe because they all do the same shit. Lol

    • @mariogunawan5844
      @mariogunawan5844 Před 2 lety

      @@tonyiommisg its scripted my guy

    • @tonyiommisg
      @tonyiommisg Před 2 lety +1

      @@mariogunawan5844 well duh, I'm talking about he's parodying his own job though so it's clear he does this stuff in his normal day lol

    • @user-lv6ob7hq3k
      @user-lv6ob7hq3k Před 2 lety

      @@mariogunawan5844 r/woooooooooooooooooooosh

  • @dandogamer
    @dandogamer Před 2 lety +3

    You should do one about developers thoughts/interactions with project managers

  • @xDFoRcEzZ
    @xDFoRcEzZ Před 2 lety

    That is quite a setup you got there my guy

  • @likmijnreet4542
    @likmijnreet4542 Před 2 lety +1

    this is so relatable I can't even remember what these meetings used to be like pre-covid. Did we actually have to attend them in person?

  • @RandomStuffYT1
    @RandomStuffYT1 Před 2 lety +109

    That was great.

  • @Guitarrob83
    @Guitarrob83 Před 2 lety +21

    "hey" at the beginning, "thanks" at the end. aimlessly browse the internet all the way through. lol that's my strategy

  • @amandas.6500
    @amandas.6500 Před rokem

    Wasn't expecting that! 😄

  • @jaylowry4082
    @jaylowry4082 Před 2 lety +13

    Meetings and conference calls are some of the biggest time wasters in companies. Every time I'm in one or on one all I can think is "Man I could be doing something productive right now..."

  • @Jackrodder
    @Jackrodder Před 2 lety +20

    I'll have a meeting in 2 hours and "No updates from me" is definitely the only thing I'm gonna say the whole time.

  • @eLasmc
    @eLasmc Před 2 lety +41

    I love these videos cause they are so true but i think its not good that they create awareness about that fact.. we should keep this lifestyle in secret before they start destroying it 👨‍💻

    • @zachary4670
      @zachary4670 Před rokem

      Everyone knows about this though lol
      Source: I don’t know any programmers irl and I know about this

  • @kingterror605
    @kingterror605 Před 2 lety +5

    Im not a programmer just an analyst but this is literally how I attend most meetings.

  • @annemontgomery3890
    @annemontgomery3890 Před 2 lety +3

    I do this as an academic frequently but not any intense gaming. For my consultancy job as a programmer statistician, they never set up a meeting that's longer than 30 minutes ever, and it's always to the point and I'm always necessary when they invite me. I wish academia was like that, too

  • @r__s__34
    @r__s__34 Před 2 lety +32

    I dream of having this kind of setup one day with a similar view from the window

  • @jsm2687
    @jsm2687 Před 2 lety +21

    I've been in a 3-hour zoom meeting without video and mic. Never have I felt more useless my entire life.

  • @GJLeonz
    @GJLeonz Před 2 lety

    Damn what a nice view and setup you got there.. totally envy

  • @mumbaikachallenge5526
    @mumbaikachallenge5526 Před 2 lety

    Freaking crazy man wow!💯❤️

  • @crossfirepeas4548
    @crossfirepeas4548 Před 2 lety +19

    I remembered someone, also known as Mr. Rodriguez.
    Mr. Rodriguez said to their Online Class while he playing COD Warzone, "Come on patch, get that thirty. Get that Thirty Bro!!!". He forgot to mute his microphone on their Zoom Meeting Online Class. 🤣

    • @howardlam6181
      @howardlam6181 Před 2 lety

      Not better than "Ah... Ah ... Oh... Shit it got stuck." That's what she said by the way.

  • @SuperSwindlers
    @SuperSwindlers Před 2 lety +122

    Imagine that they are all playing valorant in the same server and just talking some memorized speeches.

  • @rickyfresh101
    @rickyfresh101 Před rokem +1

    For a second, I thought Joma was initially talking. And I was impressed he could lead a meeting discussion while playing an online game

  • @esercitodiburioni7804
    @esercitodiburioni7804 Před 2 lety +3

    It’s 100 percent accurate for us attorneys as well tbh

  • @pathseeker5439
    @pathseeker5439 Před 2 lety +26

    It's not work for me but I have a friend that scolded a lot of vulgarities in a Class meeting in zoom or Microsoft teams (can't really rmb which one) then said oh shit and we never heard from him ever since

  • @ivankatalenic
    @ivankatalenic Před 2 lety +34

    The ending was expected, but it was still funny af

  • @ivardonado9885
    @ivardonado9885 Před 2 lety +4

    I miss when I could do that. Since January I've been the guy to drive most of my meetings or have to pay close attention since I'm the tech lead/architech.

    • @rene78
      @rene78 Před 2 lety

      You are ONE tech lead, not THE tech lead!

    • @ivardonado9885
      @ivardonado9885 Před 2 lety

      @@rene78 I'm THE tech lead in those projects.
      joking aside, that was a reference to the Tech lead channel, right?

    • @rene78
      @rene78 Před 2 lety

      @@ivardonado9885 👍😋

  • @sirgerti9682
    @sirgerti9682 Před 2 lety

    The setup is beautiful