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  • čas přidán 26. 01. 2014
  • In order to try to get free Lamborghinis, two former porn stars (Vanessa Bayer, Cecily Strong) and acclaimed porn director Martin Porn-Cese (Jonah Hill) make a commercial detailing both their and the car's interesting attributes. [Season 39, 2014]
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  • @jeremywhistler2850
    @jeremywhistler2850 Před 3 lety +637

    You can tell that Cecily's character has been in the business for longer, but Brekky has suffered more injuries.

    • @parryyotter
      @parryyotter Před 2 lety +10

      I think you got that backwards 😂

    • @jeremywhistler2850
      @jeremywhistler2850 Před 2 lety +5

      @@parryyotter I did not…?

    • @miicrawford
      @miicrawford Před rokem +2

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @mikaelbiilmann6826
      @mikaelbiilmann6826 Před měsícem

      They amputated her butt, and she lost an eye, her intestines are hemp or something, and fell on her head falling from a big boner... but Cecily's character died a couple of times only to be banged back into life... 😁

    • @AntiVaganza
      @AntiVaganza Před měsícem

      @@parryyotter Brekky lost half her foot in an ass, so there's that...

  • @matthewmcneany
    @matthewmcneany Před 4 lety +1126

    Can we all appreciate that the joke about banging a guy at his own funeral had three punchlines in it.

    • @Tikorous
      @Tikorous Před 4 lety +23

      I'm starting to think this isn't the real Josef Mengele

    • @Tikorous
      @Tikorous Před 3 lety

      @Peter Huang Josef Mengele was an angel? Man, I really have to read the Bible again

    • @grfxlot09
      @grfxlot09 Před 3 lety +18

      3 punchlines and Vanessa nailed them all. Great delivery.

    • @nicovinas
      @nicovinas Před 2 lety +4

      I was hoping to hear one about the guy being a stiff.. but it was good

  • @EdgeKisaragi
    @EdgeKisaragi Před 8 lety +2364

    "Other cars are slow, and Hondas."

    • @swapnilpatil6473
      @swapnilpatil6473 Před 4 lety +3

      They are actually Slow 😆..

    • @therealpewpew2532
      @therealpewpew2532 Před 4 lety +2

      @@swapnilpatil6473 nsx is pretty fast

    • @aaronberg6487
      @aaronberg6487 Před 4 lety +4

      shes never been gaped by an S2000 with twin turbskis

    • @Bonbonbon739
      @Bonbonbon739 Před 4 lety +2

      lol I just got a Honda. This made me less excited lol

    • @bepowerification
      @bepowerification Před 4 lety +5

      whoever thinks Hondas are slow never met a Type R on a race track..

  • @benjaminwilliams8030
    @benjaminwilliams8030 Před 4 lety +1166

    We will truly never know the name of Cecily’s character

  • @drivewaystar6485
    @drivewaystar6485 Před 3 lety +316

    Vanessa's half cranked smile after she says stuff is the best part

    • @kitcoffey7194
      @kitcoffey7194 Před 11 měsíci +1

      Easily the best thing she's done 👍

  • @miiklaa
    @miiklaa Před 10 lety +1515

    -What're these things, you press with your feet?
    -Testicles!

    • @Cesar-je7rf
      @Cesar-je7rf Před 5 lety +4

      I choked on my gum

    • @JT-cx7se
      @JT-cx7se Před 5 lety +7

      Is it my birthday or something? :D

    • @funguy246
      @funguy246 Před 4 lety

      miiklaa ah, you like it 😜

    • @cynsini9211
      @cynsini9211 Před 3 lety +6

      "Tessicles".... It's that she slurs it. That was the line that broke me.

  • @thebrokenglasskids5196
    @thebrokenglasskids5196 Před 4 lety +568

    Jonah: Cuz if you wanna spice things up, we know just the thing....
    Vanessa: A sports carrrrrrrr.
    Cecily: AsS-pLaY.

  • @fungmanhei
    @fungmanhei Před 7 lety +1064

    "I thought I was banging Seal Team 6, but it was actually sixteen seals." I died

  • @lml656
    @lml656 Před 2 lety +111

    I love Cecily's wonky eye in all of these skits.

  • @xx9aznfaith9xx
    @xx9aznfaith9xx Před 7 lety +520

    the whispy "'kay bai" gets me every time.

  • @LeWildSister
    @LeWildSister Před 7 lety +410

    "And The Wolf of Wallstreet" LMAO 😂

    • @oskajohn3795
      @oskajohn3795 Před 5 lety +10

      Vanessa Berberi Dont have to change that movie title rite lmao

    • @canaisyoung3601
      @canaisyoung3601 Před 4 lety +16

      Plus, that movie is excessive and pornographic, so why change it?

    • @jjmanzano9
      @jjmanzano9 Před 9 měsíci

      That has me rolling! 😂

  • @aniraminom
    @aniraminom Před 10 lety +896

    I'm Brecky, I'm ok, thank you.

  • @philvelasquez5982
    @philvelasquez5982 Před 5 lety +217

    That crowd was ASLEEP. That “I’m not a morning person” joke went right over their heads.

  • @soulfulfool
    @soulfulfool Před 8 lety +508

    those girls rly can play dumb 100% im watching every episode and im still amazed LOL

  • @arthurhulett4055
    @arthurhulett4055 Před 2 lety +78

    "You'll feel like you're getting a rim job", killed me 😂😂

  • @countwolfula
    @countwolfula Před 8 lety +500

    01:12 "Available in Manual or AutoErotic !! " LMAO.

  • @kellym9301
    @kellym9301 Před 3 lety +40

    "Conductor of running a train on the world" it got me🤣😂

  • @annamerchant8961
    @annamerchant8961 Před 7 lety +277

    "I'm not a morning person."

  • @LexandKayYoureGeye
    @LexandKayYoureGeye Před 5 lety +59

    I seriously can’t get enough of these skits 😂

  • @pollypocket2282
    @pollypocket2282 Před 3 lety +63

    Cecile should have received an award for these sketches... it was too real!

  • @jnsash003
    @jnsash003 Před 8 lety +76

    The ladies are both hilarious, but the blonde one is so on point on acting like someone that is super high. She reminds me of Anna Nicole during her Kanye West intro speech.

  • @richardadams4928
    @richardadams4928 Před 3 lety +30

    I swear, these two need their own show....

  • @maudielaguilar748
    @maudielaguilar748 Před 6 lety +72

    “Martin Porn-Cese” 🤣🤣

  • @TheLovelySheri
    @TheLovelySheri Před 5 lety +50

    With these wheels you'll feel like you're getting the rim job

  • @TheUniverseOfMine
    @TheUniverseOfMine Před 7 lety +376

    I gotta admitt, this skit is one of my favs. 👍🏼

    • @venaacavaa
      @venaacavaa Před 7 lety +2

      Raja Arief Danial mine too, but i have no idea why xd

    • @UnbreakableRukawa
      @UnbreakableRukawa Před 7 lety +1

      You feel better when there are inferior people to laugh at.
      One of the techniques of comedy

    • @jevonmahoney
      @jevonmahoney Před 7 lety

      what? hey, i not a pornstar anymore! but youtube comment comment

    • @strawberryrain547
      @strawberryrain547 Před 5 lety +1

      Can I get 95 subs for no reason they arnt inferior they just say things wrong.

  • @ddraig1957
    @ddraig1957 Před 2 lety +9

    The expression on Cecily's face as she tries to wink ! I wonder if SNL will ever be as funny as this again.

  • @Il.mentore.1459
    @Il.mentore.1459 Před 3 lety +7

    -"What are those things you press with your feet?"
    -"Testicles."

  • @mysidianbard5890
    @mysidianbard5890 Před 5 lety +10

    "Why I oughta!"
    I don't know why that made me laugh so hard.

  • @rogern.9226
    @rogern.9226 Před 5 lety +32

    "Did somone say vroom vroom? K byyyyye."

  • @kevogamingid
    @kevogamingid Před 3 lety +7

    "And Wolf of Wall Street" I lost it at that point

  • @ivanerokhin9105
    @ivanerokhin9105 Před rokem +15

    Cecily is an amazing actress, top notch.
    What a pity that such a talent was not appreciated.

  • @makatron
    @makatron Před 5 lety +14

    "with these wheels, you're getting the rim job" 😂

  • @austinkeys5062
    @austinkeys5062 Před 4 lety +31

    how do they stay in character so well and not break at all

    • @magicmulder
      @magicmulder Před 3 lety +4

      Experience, talent, rehearsal (also because once you’ve recited it a 100 times it isn’t that funny to yourself anymore).

    • @unrepentantoffender188
      @unrepentantoffender188 Před 5 měsíci

      @@magicmuldersometimes assuming this is what happened.
      Sure, @$$hole.

  • @stephaniesilvas2689
    @stephaniesilvas2689 Před 5 lety +226

    “You’re definitely gonna need some LIMBER ginas. They’re super flexible,”.
    “No, noooo.....they’re cars,”.
    “I dunno if you can fit a WHOLE car in,”.
    😂😂😂😂😂

  • @allys744
    @allys744 Před 4 lety +28

    “And the wolf of Wall Street.” 😂

  • @slateflash
    @slateflash Před 7 lety +102

    crafts and ships of a high class automobang

  • @kloggmonkey
    @kloggmonkey Před 5 lety +16

    i lost it at 'oh yeah, the scam. TWINK!'

  • @jalderink
    @jalderink Před 5 lety +21

    That was funny! So many jokes in just one skit, great work SNL!

  • @carig121
    @carig121 Před 5 lety +15

    "..it was actually sixteen seals...." lmao

  • @Cuntstantine
    @Cuntstantine Před 3 lety +12

    These sketches are sooo damn brilliant

  • @CSHummer
    @CSHummer Před 2 lety +8

    anyone else binge watching these wishes there was 100 more

  • @kavyahere.5428
    @kavyahere.5428 Před 6 lety +48

    I don't think you can fit a car in there😂

  • @joshliam1967
    @joshliam1967 Před 2 lety +7

    Vanessa Bayer is an absolute legend

  • @FishoD
    @FishoD Před 10 lety +7

    Lol at the "...and Honda's" joke :D I had Honda Civic for years and it was an amazing car, but oh damn that joke killed me :D

  • @jawoodsiii
    @jawoodsiii Před 5 lety +10

    "...and the Wolf of Wall Street." Hahaha!

  • @RoleyChiu
    @RoleyChiu Před 6 lety +59

    The writers are soooo good.

  • @lilpon920
    @lilpon920 Před 3 lety +4

    "Did someone say vroom vroom" 🤣🤣

  • @psychoboyjack285
    @psychoboyjack285 Před 7 lety +18

    they should bring this back

  • @FabioSuave
    @FabioSuave Před 3 lety +9

    I'll never be happy until I find a girl like Cecily's character

  • @antoniodragonheart8965
    @antoniodragonheart8965 Před 7 lety +81

    other cars are slow and hondas :)

  • @TheASSedoTV
    @TheASSedoTV Před 17 dny

    The way they play amateur hosts is incredible. It’s just immaculate. That takes a lot of natural talent

  • @afsg2410
    @afsg2410 Před 3 lety +10

    "I guarantee it" - that's a real inside joke from the advertisement-classic "men's wearhouse" :-)

    • @FrenkTheJoy
      @FrenkTheJoy Před 3 lety +1

      How is it an inside joke when it's a famous slogan?

    • @afsg2410
      @afsg2410 Před 3 lety +2

      @@FrenkTheJoy Well, 25 years ago I spent a year in USA and this commercial was famous. I didn't know that it still is famous and thought it is an inside joke for the "older" viewers. My bad, sorry.

  • @najibnajmudin512
    @najibnajmudin512 Před 6 lety +58

    Always love vanessa and cecily when playing dumb characters like this

    • @cynsini9211
      @cynsini9211 Před 3 lety +10

      They don't get enough credit for straight - character work and playing dumb. I fear there is a tinge of sexism behind that... That too many people assume pretty girls are humorless and or dumb, so the skill that goes into their delivery and timing is never credited. They are some of the most talented, consistent cast members in the show history, but no one mentions them when talking Snl.

  • @remmy8905
    @remmy8905 Před 10 lety +78

    "K bahhh"

  • @xBurningGiraffe
    @xBurningGiraffe Před 3 lety +5

    This skit is one of the best in modern SNL

  • @ishyawn
    @ishyawn Před 8 lety +71

    Lamborghinaas LML

  • @antiquecoffin4277
    @antiquecoffin4277 Před 5 lety +10

    "k byeee"

  • @faifaa6479
    @faifaa6479 Před 5 lety +6

    "Im not a morning person" xD

  • @lairdriver
    @lairdriver Před 4 lety +3

    This is awesome ..a perfect skit lol

  • @just_ray2185
    @just_ray2185 Před 5 lety +8

    "Cross Country Road Head" lol

  • @BrandonHardaker
    @BrandonHardaker Před rokem

    These skits we're hilarious 🤣 lol

  • @Bonbonbon739
    @Bonbonbon739 Před 4 lety +1

    I love these videos. Their always Halarious

  • @ellenspear7368
    @ellenspear7368 Před 7 lety +14

    Not sure why, but I do enjoy these two.

  • @lionessheart2652
    @lionessheart2652 Před 4 lety +2

    I love this sketch😂😂😂😂

  • @93deadpool
    @93deadpool Před 7 lety +7

    "..........Drenalin" LOL

  • @joerig96
    @joerig96 Před 4 lety +5

    "...Lambo-Gina..." 😂😂

  • @jeffk1482
    @jeffk1482 Před 3 měsíci +1

    “All the craftsmanships of a high class automobang”.
    That tracks.

  • @sasayantan
    @sasayantan Před 7 lety +15

    I'm okay thank you 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @danilukhanev8867
    @danilukhanev8867 Před 4 lety +5

    I am gonna go buy a Lamborghini and if they ask me what persuaded me to do it I ma say this video😂

  • @jvgreendarmok
    @jvgreendarmok Před 7 lety +10

    So that's what happened to Jonah Hill's character from Superbad when he grew up.

  • @funguy246
    @funguy246 Před 4 lety

    Love these two.

  • @vlalelrlila
    @vlalelrlila Před rokem

    This is even more funny zooming the video on cecily and then vanessa, even when they're not talking they do their best

  • @o.t.
    @o.t. Před 4 lety +2

    I like how Cecily says the word 'World'.

  • @alphakub
    @alphakub Před 4 lety +4

    Wish Vanessa would come back for more of these

  • @waynevosburgh313
    @waynevosburgh313 Před 5 lety +4

    High class automobang 😂😂

  • @forfrodo4010
    @forfrodo4010 Před rokem

    When “I’m not a morning person” computes in your head

  • @BazColne
    @BazColne Před 3 lety +6

    Amazing standard of acting. Absolutely amazing.

  • @massagebroad
    @massagebroad Před 5 lety +3

    *and I'm okay, thank you.*

  • @scampoli25
    @scampoli25 Před 5 lety +7

    Holy shit I love how much they get away with in these sketches. They not only said, but also wrote out 'Gash' on the screen. Vanessa and Cecily are the only ones keeping SNL going.

  • @geebee3d
    @geebee3d Před 4 lety +2

    The best part of this is watching Vanessa trying to keep her shit together.

  • @mandirachoudhury4515
    @mandirachoudhury4515 Před 6 lety +2

    Lamborbeeni that was I expecting them to say..these skits are the best❤️🚩

  • @ghoulish_cocoooo
    @ghoulish_cocoooo Před 5 lety +3

    I’m okay thank you 😂

  • @southernrebel9081
    @southernrebel9081 Před 5 lety +2

    Y'all are drunk stars 😂😂😂

  • @ireallyreallyhategoogle

    "I'm alright, thank you."

  • @thuydoan7496
    @thuydoan7496 Před 8 měsíci +1

    This is the best Porn Stars skit on SNL. It's got the most jokes. Plus, Jonah Hill is funny as hell in this one too. 😂

  • @um1446
    @um1446 Před 2 lety

    "With these wheels, you're going to feel like you're getting the rim job!"

  • @tom181071
    @tom181071 Před 4 lety +4

    The funniest SNL skit I've seen in a long time - there is NO WAY they wrote that in a week.

  • @MatureBeauty12
    @MatureBeauty12 Před 4 lety +2

    “Testicles”
    Wtf
    Lmao

  • @dvnnvd58
    @dvnnvd58 Před 5 lety +2

    Did someone say a vroom vroom okay bye

  • @5674inCincy
    @5674inCincy Před 3 lety +4

    Why do I want to be BFF’s with both of them

  • @tinac.9189
    @tinac.9189 Před 5 lety +4

    "Automobang" lolz!!

  • @tommyhaynes9157
    @tommyhaynes9157 Před 3 lety +1

    That was great

  • @brandon2893
    @brandon2893 Před 2 lety

    She said... Meep meep LMAO

  • @WayneLLC
    @WayneLLC Před 5 lety +2

    how are they not laughing..i wouldn't last 3 secs..... ;)

  • @carlplz00001
    @carlplz00001 Před 7 lety +6

    Lamborginas 👈🏿👌🏿😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

  • @philhipp7766
    @philhipp7766 Před 11 měsíci +1

    This sketch is funny and sad at the same time

  • @lokeshpaul8880
    @lokeshpaul8880 Před 6 lety +14

    What are the things u press with ur feet:testicles hahah hahaha I'm dead

  • @victormusau1828
    @victormusau1828 Před 7 lety +11

    Automobang. LOL

  • @PtolemyJones
    @PtolemyJones Před 5 lety

    With that hair-do I though Jonah Hill was the Miz in the thumb-nail.

  • @EduardoMartinez-df8jr
    @EduardoMartinez-df8jr Před 5 lety +1

    I put ir slowly and it sounds equal hahahahahahahaha