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Biden's Mumbles & Dance Moms | The Tim Dillon Show
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- čas přidán 19. 08. 2024
- Tim examines President Biden's press conference, dance moms, weapon catalogues, fake babies, celebrity kids, NYC realtors and the return of pragmatism.
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The fact Tim knows so much about dance moms reassures me that he’s actually gay
He says his parents didn't make the deal to make him famous as a child actor. I'm thinking, they did, and the memories are repressed.
@@maxmeeks9910i think he was cast for the role of the friend in the movie BIG 🎬
It makes his comedy unique the fact he can actually sit through it.
This is the most astute comment on the internet. Literally. i congratulate you.
🤣🤣🤣
Please give an emergency broadcast Tim. Your country needs you.
This!
We wish everyone well.
Please
That's why I'm here this morning expecting an emergency response. ❤
🏌️♂️
Every time Tim says "FATTY BOOMBATTY" my soul heals.
Another personal favorite is the way he said "PIGlet" one time, the enunciation on the pig is what truly got me though.
It's fatty boombalatty but whatever
I can relate to that
@@rainflowers1099
That and it's a tie between Tim and Yannis Pappas who has the best "YAS!".
Episode 400 is gonna be hot after the news this afternoon
Very hot
it's a shame he posted yesterday and we have to wait an entire week.
@@space_1073 #400 dropped 2h ago ;)
@@space_1073he knew we couldn't wait
He was the only one with the balls to talk about it and w alex j of all ppl , YES & YES
My favorite part of this show is that Tim now has ambulance chasing lawyers as a sponsor
My favorite part is I live in Oregon and when I lived in Tampa 10 years ago morgan and Morgan did the same ads but only were in the Tampa area lol
What in the Jimmy McGil
That's how you know he's from a northeastern big city lol. In Philly I grew up watching local ambulance chasing lawyer commercials on local network TV. "RAND SPEAR...THE ACCIDENT LAWYER" duh duh duuuuuuh. It was either those commercials or vocational schools like Lincoln tech who played "eye of the tiger" during the commercial to inspire dead beats to get off the couch and enroll quickly before chronic apathy settles back in.
I tried calling them. They sounded scared to make money. We're done. Economics is done. Capitalism doesn't want to play with anymore.
They know their audience
when tim has the percocet mom sunglasses on you know it’s gonna be a banger
They cost $82,000
@@MrSlayerboy99life in the big city 🌃
i miss my percocet mom, she went to the dive bar a block from me. id buy her a pitcher or 2 of lager for 2-3x smurfs. shot pool with her for hours. place shut down, everyone scattered like rats.
I also very much love that😂
"Those were $500 sunglasses you asshole..." Tim: "Your sunglasses only cost you $500?"
my adult saturday morning cartoons. TIM YOURE THE MAN
honestly
Omg perfect analogy!
Facts😂
❤THIS !!! lol same here, I have to make up hours today and I was just WAITING to be able to turn this on 😂
It's a knife fight out thrre
Tim is America's dance mom.
Underrated comment
Tim get Biden on the show. He'd make a terrible guest, but he'd be good for the brand, and that's all that really matters right?
Tim should get David Sachs on the show, if only because Sachs is the only guy giving Biden the benefit of the doubt.
*sacks
I wish him well
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An honestly good guest would be Palmer Luckey
It's a real knife fight out there.
...But that's life in the Big City.
🗡️🤡🔪
@@paulfroelich1024it’s just acid! You’d ruin anyone’s trip!
Late night knife fight
Hahahaha! 😂
Alex Jones and Tim Dillon should have a daily 1 hour rant show
“The fking chemicals turned Tim gay”
My dream
@@Zov631😂
💯💯💯
please do a emergency podcast tim yes or yes???
Instead of "Land's End", the NATO catalog is called "World's End"...
Damn, Affleck's kid is speed running her schizo rant lol
The other one is trans and made the announcement at grandpa's funeral
they don't call it hollyweird for nothin
"Give Israel back to the Christians" LOL that fucking killed me 🤣🤣🤣
Well the Christains had it long before Islam was even a religion. Christians may have the best claim
@@spncrbchmp88 wasn't your main boi Jesus a jew?
@@somethingcreativeprobably5160Jews don’t believe in Jesus Christ
@@somethingcreativeprobably5160Do you know anything about Christianity?
Tim we need an emergency podcast after the Trump assassination attempt.
Our lord gave us our daily bread. God bless Pope Jones and Pastor Dillon
Can't believe we'll get another Tim Dillon show within 24 hours, but I bet you he'll do it ..
He finally sums it up with "everyone's a fkin idiot. What do you want me to do?" 😂
The distant laughter in the background is what always gets me about Tim shows
I really appreciate that his staff gets paid in laughter. And honestly I'm tired of PETA complaining because they're crated in studio. What good would a monetary pay system be to people who can't leave their in-studio crates to spend it? Smh, people are too sensitive
He’ll never let the laugher on camera again, he learned his lesson the first time
Its a.i
What was the lesson...? @@cdavid469
i just started wathcin the tim dillon show, i thought this was tucker carlson laughing in one episode being in the back or something haha its a very similar laugh
NATO lost its purpose the minute the USSR ceased to exist
Spoken like a real booming zoomer
Tell us you don't know much about geopolitics without telling us you don't know much about geopolitics
That bit about the drugs not working and bad ecstasy from the early 2000s had me in tears last week.... and reminded me that guy still owes me 20 bucks!
same
Oh God you idiots. X was never good. I wouldn't take pharmaceutical grade. Buying some trash on the street, you're not going to have a good time.
When they dropped red phosphorous ecstacy turned into jib.. Ffs why do I know that 😒
@@4363HASHMII’m off of 3 Nashville Nibblers lookin to sniff some taint
You're owed 100 now Inflation. 😂
"Jennifer Garner she was in that show alias my mother used to watch it turned her into a schizophrenic."
😂
I laughed out loud at that part
Who else is feverishly checking every hour for Tim to upload his update after todays events
I need the emergency podcast after the rally incident!
President Dillon 🫡
you look like Buu in your profile picture
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@@taLLdavidproduction😂😂😂
The Ukraine gets comedian Putin. Why wouldn’t we deserve Tim
No thank you. I’d like to reserve him for Press Secretary.
“Diamonds are made under pressure” said every dance teacher ever lmao
They are also made from coal, so you can't really give that encouragement to a black dancer
Tim Dillon is the only comedian whose show can alter my CZcams algorythm to include news about Russia and Charlotte, NC.
Tim I was locked up for a while I’m happy to be back 💪🏼
Stay free!!
It was just business! He's a business man, he was doing business!
"When you see a baby go KABOOM, thats just a fake baby"
LMAO
That baby is Hamas
That baby is Hamas
@@Zov631 where did the baby touch you
@@deadjoker13on the ear dude, that was trump
The amount of caffeine he must consume before three rants could probably kill a teenager. He's amazing.
Holy crap will episode 400 be crazy!
The 500 lb bombs versus the 2000 lb bombs is like when KitKat comes out with “fun size” in a bag and charges you double🤷🏻♂️😂
I'll sell you 100 500lb bombs but not 1 2000lb because I have class
Always look at the price per oz or each.
Family size usually costs more than the small packages, which don't go stale as fast.
This message brought to you by your local tri-state chapter of satanists for the eradication of religion.✌️💚🍉
It's the military-industrial shrinkflation complex! 😂
@@brizzlefarmizzlekeeps the taxes and Nazis down tho.
Love watching Tim’s spiral into Alex jones 😂
“You all know I like to talk about car accidents… morgan n morgan” 😂😂😂
Congratulating Trump on this particular episode is wild timing Timmy D
I need tims input on the situation with trump
Emergency episode plz
Best journalist alive right now. Love you, Tim
Hamas isn’t selling tickets like the eras tour😂😂😂😂😂
😂
5:54 “they’ll come right to the studio and kill us?”
😂
My female cousin, who identifies as a lesbian, is engaged to marry a man, the father of her children. He identifies as bi-sexual, and I have no idea whether that means that he likes dudes or that he is open to the idea of sleeping with women who are pretending to be men and women pretending not to have a gender.
A lesbian is just a woman who is attracted to women and being bi means you're attracted to both men and women. No idea where you got any of the rest of that from lol
You genuinely can ruin anything. @00SmileTime00
A real genetic disaster for those kids
That is such a conservative statement. Seething with foam from that much negativity; who are you to tell them who they do and don't like?!
They’re just horny. And greedy.
We need an emergency episode, stat
Boy ep 400 will be historic
WE NEED AN EMERGENCY EPISODE TIM
Next ep is gonna be a banger lol
Show 400 is going to be insane
I was kinda hoping to already find it
Muhahaha
well….
🤦 Tim really wanted to go big for episode 400
Nothing serious just Alex Jones
*something insane happens
Tim: Now, me personally, I like to see this...
Tim emergency Ep needed.
Yes! I came here to say this.
If I choke and die listening to this while eating breakfast can I hold Tim liable?
I’m sure Morgan and Morgan will take your call
🍖🍖🍖🍳🍳🍳🥐🥐
Call Morgan and Morgan
Tim out here preaching the gospel again.
The real estate rant was 🔥🔥
I think we need an emergency episode
True that!
We need a Tim, Ray, Mullen emergency broadcast
Emergency episode
I was hoping for it too 😕
I take care of my control freak Grandma and to hear Tim talk about them bitterly trying to force everything is so spot on it's unreal. Thank you Tim for thinking of plebs like me and helping me not off myself by making me laugh.
I think this universe is a simulation designed to create content for the tim dillon show
Great comment!
😂😂😂😂
@@Pubslifehe needs a book deal now
Yes
Dance moms reference is how we know tim is gay
The way he already knew that's where Jojo Siwa came from 😂.
I gotta hear Tim's take on Dance Moms. Great Television😂😂
I almost imagined a sand covered Ray Kump come struggling over that sandbank with the icecreams for them both...
Imagine the wheezing and squealing noises he'd be making
ok but they should make kevin spacey the president LMAOOOOO
i liked the part where he literally said "democracy" followed by a whisper with "never gonna happen" 🤣
Lmao, I missed that!
Lol remember when he called that realtor in Missouri and asked if the kids got corporal punishment in the school district?
wait, where is this
That's amazing.
😂😂😂
I do remember that !! Classic
Episode number? I think that was like a year ago?
Please don't make us wait a whole week for another episode
Wonder what Tim will cover next week 🤔?
Need an emergency episode now!!!
We need an emergency pod!
Hell yes!
Was golfing yesterday when I was told the news about trump. I said “I wish him well” then proceeded to hit my drive.
Lmao
This next Tim Dillon episode is going hit HARD!!!
Tim Dillon Show 400 will be insane
The first 30s of this podcast aged very well very rapidly.
Another instant hood classic.
need an emergency patreon
Melania Trump would love Tim she should be on the show
if only Tim knew what would happen today . can't wait for next podcast .
Tim saying "FATTY BOOMBATTY" at exactly 4:20 just made my day 😂
Watching this after the assassination attempt. Tim Dillon's not lying when he says, "Congratulations President Trump" 😆
Well, Trump's DEFINITELY getting in now. Tim was right!
The next episode should be great
Episode 400 finna be must see
Timmy just ranting about nothing is peak tim 😂😭😂
Show next week is gonna be lit
Now we have to wait a whole other week for Tim to talk about Trump getting shot😂
There was an old Dick Tracy villain called "Mumbles"
Imagine if he waited one more day to make this episode😅
Come to think of it, I don’t think I’ve ever seen a black person on a sailboat
I can't work out and listen to tim. I will break out on laughter and drop a weight on my head.
I tried at work but the employees saw me laugh out loud by myself so I stopped, tried listening to it while driving and almost crashed because I was laughing, I can only listen to him at home, possibly with some wine and a joint
In light of recent news regarding daddy trump, I cannot wait for next week's episode 😂😂
Tim is cookin on this one
He's 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
I love you. You’re my favorite. You can go from politics to dance moms, and you just “get it” ❤
Oh man, after today you know the next episode is going to be absolutely insane😂
I can't fkn wait lol
I know Tim is mostly being funny but it’s pretty crazy that amount of times he says something and I’m like
Holy shit that’s actually facts…
God I can't wait for next weeks show now
Hourly reminder to get tim on GTA radio
100%
I only watch this for the Morgan & Morgan add.
THIS IS THE BEST POD EVER CREATED🎉🎉🎉
Yes or yes?
Tim Dillon for Press Secretary
🤩 brilliant idea
omg, "what if we used 4 500lb bombs" had me howling
Anyone watching this after the Trump Rally Shooting just happened?
yessir
I wish him well.
MAGA
Praying for The Don, man oh man next wk will be unreal.
Next week's show is definitely going to be sick
The carnival cruise bit sent me 😂😂
Tim!! Emergency!
Listening to this on the way to the Outer Banks with my girlfriend who got to meet the dance moms squad. Way to break through the Matrix Tim dog.
You don't have a gf, Jeremiah
@@Cop_Smiter Haha that was 2009, we all have to stop invading scrubs and settle down eventually.
Sweet lord the next one will be legendary!!!