Spaghetti Boiled in Italian Dressing (NSE)

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  • čas přidán 11. 09. 2024
  • NSE stands for Non-Sausage Episode. It's time to show those Italians what real cuisine is.
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Komentáře • 488

  • @PankoBreadcrumbs
    @PankoBreadcrumbs Před měsícem +1043

    Because pouring melted candy down your drain wasn't ruining your pipes hard enough?

    • @demetriajones3231
      @demetriajones3231 Před měsícem +47

      Sugar actually dissolves quite easy

    • @Mrsircuddlesworth
      @Mrsircuddlesworth Před měsícem

      Sugar is water soluble

    • @GiraffeFlavoredCondoms
      @GiraffeFlavoredCondoms Před měsícem

      No, sugar dissolves from water. Fat doesn't, that's why you can't pour fat down the drain. Anything that won't get broken down with water is a no.

    • @edwardhisse2687
      @edwardhisse2687 Před měsícem +46

      ​@@demetriajones3231After years of dought and cooked peas cementing into all my kitched surfaces and grease searing into every corner - realising that any malfunction with sugar can be peacefully melted away with warm water was enlightening and mind-boggling.
      Unless it got on your skin, that one goes in the same circle of hell as hot grease.

    • @vincere4591
      @vincere4591 Před měsícem +19

      @@edwardhisse2687
      Hot grease is only as bad as the volume of liquid that makes contact with you. I’ve cooked many things and got popped several times and, I’d gladly do it ten times over before I let a single drop of molten sugar inflict its lingering agony upon me.

  • @trungtran4940
    @trungtran4940 Před měsícem +995

    He started a war with the Italian in every way possible

    • @R.P-e2z
      @R.P-e2z Před měsícem +29

      I think he's actively trying to traumatize The Pasta Queen.

    • @ContagionXIII
      @ContagionXIII Před měsícem +7

      At least he's rated it adequately

    • @CaptLuser
      @CaptLuser Před měsícem +6

      not every way, it doesn’t look like the pasta was overcooked to mush

    • @eu4um
      @eu4um Před měsícem +14

      Oh no, he started that war back when he cracked his spaghetti in the first spaghetti episode.

    • @flamesofhellstudio
      @flamesofhellstudio Před měsícem +1

      nah, he didn't say anything bad about talking with hands.

  • @PrimarilyColourful
    @PrimarilyColourful Před měsícem +282

    Judging by 0:33 we can see how Disturbed recorded that OO-WA-A-A-A for Down With The Sickness

  • @WyManiac13
    @WyManiac13 Před měsícem +131

    The amount of angry Italians summoned from that crack of spaghetti strands is something that you should worry about

    • @Dvailen
      @Dvailen Před měsícem +3

      Mr Sausage is a cameraman, he's immortal.

    • @WyManiac13
      @WyManiac13 Před měsícem

      @@Dvailen Oh crap, your right!

    • @MatthewTheWanderer
      @MatthewTheWanderer Před měsícem +7

      Anyone who thinks breaking spaghetti is wrong is a fool.

    • @FrostyTheCookie
      @FrostyTheCookie Před měsícem +11

      I crack my spaghetti into thirds solely because the salt of italian tears adds flavor to the pasta

    • @MatthewTheWanderer
      @MatthewTheWanderer Před měsícem +2

      @@FrostyTheCookie LOL, nice!

  • @ISHIDDEDANDFARDED
    @ISHIDDEDANDFARDED Před měsícem +221

    "Strung upside down in front of a gas station by an angry mob of Italians: round two" speedrun any%

  • @NertheInsane
    @NertheInsane Před měsícem +361

    Mr Sausage has jumped the shark.
    Now he's just throwing spaghetti at the wall to see what sticks.

    • @SeveralGhost
      @SeveralGhost Před měsícem +31

      That's a great idea! He should throw spaghetti boiled in different things against the wall to see which is stickiest

    • @TheLurker1647
      @TheLurker1647 Před měsícem +29

      *jumped the fermented Greenland shark

    • @tack122
      @tack122 Před měsícem +5

      @@SeveralGhost Instead of the wall, could we get a full size cardboard cutout of mark ruffalo?

    • @ChesterManfred
      @ChesterManfred Před měsícem +3

      ​@@SeveralGhostsuper glue spaghetti will do well enough

  • @indyfan9845
    @indyfan9845 Před měsícem +280

    Greenland shark boiled in Surströmming juices.

    • @gumonyk
      @gumonyk Před měsícem

      mofo, do you want to commit a crime against humanity

    • @41rmartin
      @41rmartin Před měsícem +60

      Your comment is so cursed Google thought I should translate it to English but when I did it didn't change.

    • @Jvmachine
      @Jvmachine Před měsícem +8

      @@indyfan9845 I'm on day 17 of asking for this...

    • @ThisGuyTheOrdinarySausageFan
      @ThisGuyTheOrdinarySausageFan Před měsícem +1

      @@indyfan9845 CZcams comments suggestions

    • @shaheedk.3386
      @shaheedk.3386 Před měsícem +17

      I dont think his marriage would survive that 😮

  • @JakoWako
    @JakoWako Před měsícem +37

    “It tastes like vinegar and sugar”
    This is more authentic than I thought it’d be

  • @ThisGuyTheOrdinarySausageFan
    @ThisGuyTheOrdinarySausageFan Před měsícem +79

    0:33 is that how the demogorgon noise was created?

  • @killmeister2271
    @killmeister2271 Před měsícem +38

    i love how he just did not bother to think about watering down a single bottle of the dressing

  • @cowestgirl3746
    @cowestgirl3746 Před měsícem +76

    this one's cursed in the most literal sense, the generations of Italian grandmothers that came down upon him for breaking the spaghetti assured it

  • @AlexanderBrior
    @AlexanderBrior Před měsícem +38

    This seems natural but I think you may have just angered an entire nation

    • @OrdinarySausage
      @OrdinarySausage  Před měsícem +37

      We can fight them together

    • @AlexanderBrior
      @AlexanderBrior Před měsícem +26

      @@OrdinarySausage nah man you're on your own here, good luck or whatever

  • @MakoRuu
    @MakoRuu Před měsícem +15

    And he broke the pasta, too.
    Mr. Sausage is about to get a hit put out on him.

  • @malcode9155
    @malcode9155 Před měsícem +26

    Nonna's been real quiet since this once came out.

    • @BJGvideos
      @BJGvideos Před měsícem +7

      Nonna's getting her glock

    • @ChesterManfred
      @ChesterManfred Před měsícem

      ​@@BJGvideosP26/40 rigged to shoot a door incoming to Mr Sausage's P.O. box

    • @dpereira35
      @dpereira35 Před měsícem +1

      Nonna frickin died trying to comprehend this monstrosity 😢

  • @ThisGuyTheOrdinarySausageFan
    @ThisGuyTheOrdinarySausageFan Před měsícem +60

    Momma Mia, that’s a Italian food!

  • @MichaelTwoSheds
    @MichaelTwoSheds Před měsícem +22

    Homestarrunner Sausage. Take all the ingredients needed to make a Sblounskched candy bar, and make it a sausage!

  • @masterfarr8265
    @masterfarr8265 Před měsícem +110

    Lobster cooked in Italian dressing now.

    • @Y0uTubeCommentPoster
      @Y0uTubeCommentPoster Před měsícem +5

      Spaghetti cooked in the water left over after boiling lobster

    • @michaelknasel1641
      @michaelknasel1641 Před měsícem

      I bet Mr.Sausage won't do it 🌭

    • @mondoseguendo6113
      @mondoseguendo6113 Před měsícem +1

      How about an Italian boiled in Italian dressing? Or a Russian boiled in Russian dressing? A rancher boiled in Ranch dressing?

    • @ChesterManfred
      @ChesterManfred Před měsícem +1

      ENOUGH IS ENOUGH

  • @calanon534
    @calanon534 Před měsícem +18

    Lionfield: "NOT APPROVED!"

  • @jmorrow888
    @jmorrow888 Před měsícem +3

    Looking forward to future entries in the Mr. Sausage vs Italy series

  • @FelineJay
    @FelineJay Před měsícem +15

    0:07 yeah... I've had days like this... usually after some poorly cooked sausage, ironically

  • @eu4um
    @eu4um Před měsícem +2

    Even if i had never seen one of your videos; just by the way you started this one, I'd know you were gonna crack the spaghetti.

  • @knoxiegb1782
    @knoxiegb1782 Před měsícem +7

    Boy I wish he made the crying "waaa- I broke the spaghetti and made it easier to eat and cook, waaaa-" sketch every time he broke the spaghetti

  • @chrisalvarez3393
    @chrisalvarez3393 Před měsícem +2

    You can almost feel his intentions towards the Italians when he breaks the spaghetti in half. You can almost hear his thoughts "yeaaa take it!"

  • @carsonhales2449
    @carsonhales2449 Před měsícem +6

    Video 96 straight asking Mr. Sausage to make the poutine sausage!!!

  • @nfinity7314
    @nfinity7314 Před měsícem +5

    Lobster boiled in saffron infused water

    • @biancalindblad2965
      @biancalindblad2965 Před měsícem +1

      surf’n’turfed with A5 wagyu, then delicately garnished with beluga caviar, gold flakes, and a dusting of powdered black rhino horn

  • @el_sheppe
    @el_sheppe Před 18 dny

    This was the most wholesome train video, the train crew being so welcoming and enthusiastic to have a "colleague" in the cab

  • @frickjames4089
    @frickjames4089 Před měsícem +3

    This man thinks he can get away without boiling lobster in molasses

  • @dr.Zamboni3
    @dr.Zamboni3 Před měsícem +3

    Sometimes we need to know these things and sometimes we don’t, today we did, thank you

  • @yarrgoronohobolonodo
    @yarrgoronohobolonodo Před měsícem +1

    Mr. Sausage speedrunning his way onto Italy's Most Wanted list with this one

  • @zachblack768
    @zachblack768 Před 22 dny

    That sound effect he makes after taking that first bite *chefs kiss* perfect

  • @n3wb1shness
    @n3wb1shness Před měsícem +3

    Its like pasta salad but you skip a few steps.

  • @SonicKick
    @SonicKick Před měsícem +14

    Lionfield is going to have a field day with this

  • @Zetact_
    @Zetact_ Před měsícem +26

    Italians will say it's abominable if you don't import a highly specific type of meat and cheese to make a pasta dish and instead use close approximations you can find at every single grocery store in the world, I've stopped considering their opinions on food seriously.

    • @AAhmou
      @AAhmou Před měsícem +5

      Close approximation: the American equivalent of replacing bacon with Spam.

    • @GrugGangGrugGang
      @GrugGangGrugGang Před měsícem +1

      @@AAhmou As an American, if I get Spam instead of bacon i'm fighting whoever tries to hand it to me. I don't care if i'm 70 years old, that is a fight or flight scenario, and momma didn't raise a coward.

    • @LeReubzRic
      @LeReubzRic Před měsícem

      🧢🎓🎩 my collection of hats

  • @ultimateblade4127
    @ultimateblade4127 Před měsícem +4

    In Italy they just call it dressing

  • @Myrsky13711
    @Myrsky13711 Před měsícem +39

    Kangaroo boiled in Foster's beer.

    • @jonathankool1997
      @jonathankool1997 Před měsícem

      I have never seen Fosters beer for sale anywhere here in Australia...

    • @Myrsky13711
      @Myrsky13711 Před měsícem

      @@jonathankool1997 I don't care

    • @jonathankool1997
      @jonathankool1997 Před měsícem

      @@Myrsky13711 👍

    • @BigVince80bce
      @BigVince80bce Před měsícem +1

      Kangaroo boiled in Bundaberg rum or Victoria Bitters (a true blue Aussie combo)

  • @Tyranzor64
    @Tyranzor64 Před měsícem +9

    He snapped the pasta, angry italians incoming

  • @Fartman5166
    @Fartman5166 Před 25 dny

    That was the best first line out of any video I've seen from you lmao

  • @yharr3789
    @yharr3789 Před měsícem +4

    Breaking the noodles in half was the icing on the cake for this abomination

  • @JesusChrist-yh4pi
    @JesusChrist-yh4pi Před měsícem

    breaking the pasta in half was just *chefs kiss*

  • @itsukarine
    @itsukarine Před měsícem

    you really went above and beyond breaking the spaghetti in half in front of us

  • @skittlemenow
    @skittlemenow Před měsícem

    The Italians may think they invented pasta but clearly Mr Sausage has perfected it.

  • @ErikZarins
    @ErikZarins Před měsícem +2

    Suddenly you just got a travel ban from Italy 😂😂

  • @Sizzlingfoil231ProductionsLtd
    @Sizzlingfoil231ProductionsLtd Před 16 hodinami +1

    MuYe and Lionfield are rolling in Their beds right now

  • @LorenzoBredaggwp
    @LorenzoBredaggwp Před měsícem

    This is actually top tier 100% original Italian recepite from my nonna

  • @nore5888
    @nore5888 Před měsícem +3

    This just in, Italy has declared war on Florida

  • @TheGuyinHi
    @TheGuyinHi Před měsícem

    I havent gasped at a youtube video in ages but when you snapped that poor spaghetti...

  • @_Dio_Brando_69
    @_Dio_Brando_69 Před 29 dny

    I think you may have made an enemy of the Order of Italian Grandmothers with this one

  • @cpnordst
    @cpnordst Před měsícem

    thank you Mr. Sausage I really needed this today

  • @mumzly1
    @mumzly1 Před 19 dny

    I've mixed a little italian dressing in plain cooked spaghetti and it was great. Just a splash in the finished pasta.

  • @diecieuro
    @diecieuro Před měsícem +3

    As an Italian, I approve everything done in this video.

  • @Leetz88
    @Leetz88 Před měsícem

    So, as you put the spaghetti in, my Italian neighbors shouted at something.
    They felt what was happening

  • @scottsimmons9818
    @scottsimmons9818 Před měsícem +1

    Wouldn’t it be cool if Mr. Sausage made a recursive sausage?

  • @stormtrooper74
    @stormtrooper74 Před měsícem

    Freeze some of it, save it, then combine it with a bunch of other frozen NSEs in an ultimate NSE sausage!!

  • @dragonproductions236
    @dragonproductions236 Před měsícem

    Boils spaghetti in vinegar and sugar "It tastes like vinegar and sugar" Who would've guessed.

  • @discgolfwes
    @discgolfwes Před měsícem +4

    Ah yes, the pasta bone

  • @orbnaes
    @orbnaes Před měsícem

    Fun Fact: If you grab a single uncooked spaghetti on both ends and break it, it will ALWAYS break into 3 pieces.

  • @shaggy4real97
    @shaggy4real97 Před měsícem

    Wanna know what'd help cleanse our palletes, man? Some scooby snack sausages

  • @SpecialOpsTriceratop
    @SpecialOpsTriceratop Před měsícem

    When you snapoed that spaghetti, you snapoed my heart.

  • @jasonyoung6420
    @jasonyoung6420 Před měsícem

    I bet if you attempted to make it more like a warm pasta salad it would be exponentially more palatable.
    cook & drain pasta as you normally would, add it to a bowl, add pasta salad ingredients of your choosing (cured meats, tomatoes, veggies, cheese etc.) then add Italian dressing & toss contents to distribute & warm them through.

  • @badthesolguy4057
    @badthesolguy4057 Před měsícem +1

    I'm italian and I endorse this video

  • @fcon2123
    @fcon2123 Před měsícem

    As someone with zero Italian heritage, let me insult you in their native tongue. "Eehhhh, mozzarella fettuccini alfredo, focaccia linguini carbonara! Mortadella provolone, it's a me, Mario!"

  • @druidicdwarf
    @druidicdwarf Před měsícem +6

    Lobster boiled in Mrs. Butterworths

  • @Jvmachine
    @Jvmachine Před měsícem +16

    Day 17 of ask for fermented shark boiled in surströmming.

  • @duskyfox897
    @duskyfox897 Před měsícem

    Lionfield has been notified and is rapidly approaching
    Start running.

  • @AlexJewellAlex
    @AlexJewellAlex Před měsícem +2

    Of course this is a northern Italian dish

  • @ThatRealDudeCoop
    @ThatRealDudeCoop Před měsícem +6

    I will not rest until the Stale Oreo Sausage.

  • @DuploBone
    @DuploBone Před měsícem +1

    Next it's time to offend the blue Koolaid lovers by making a blue Koolaid powder sausage. 😉

  • @humansomewhat2167
    @humansomewhat2167 Před měsícem

    Ok but imagine if you mixed just a small amount of this with regular water boiled pasta, say a 1:8 ratio. it would be little pops of flavor throughout the dish and more balanced. it could really work in a pasta salad
    but overall, a basic cooking liquid lends to a better texture than acidic. noodle restaraunts in asia will add baking soda to increase the pH, it gives the noodles a springier texture

  • @jlr1357
    @jlr1357 Před měsícem

    The worst thing about this was you breaking the spaghetti in half before cooking them

  • @Butterstuffs
    @Butterstuffs Před měsícem

    Now im more scared for his pans than his grinder

  • @BraUnY74
    @BraUnY74 Před měsícem

    So many episodes called spaghetti, and Mr Sausage is yet to cook any, only broken noodles.

  • @AllenKll
    @AllenKll Před měsícem

    "You win this time italy?" No I'm pretty sure part of Italy died today.

  • @theLadyofSpoons
    @theLadyofSpoons Před měsícem

    i'm not even catholic but this literally made me cross myself and pray for protection

  • @andeeeyeyou7665
    @andeeeyeyou7665 Před měsícem

    Caramel Flan sausage. So i can hear him say "that's the caramel flan water".

  • @LBlueEagle
    @LBlueEagle Před měsícem

    Should have done it with the bottled Olive Garden dressing. That’s real Italian!

  • @doomyboi
    @doomyboi Před měsícem

    This pasta sounds like it'd go great with the Greenland shark sausage

  • @jordankeeton8126
    @jordankeeton8126 Před 26 dny

    Somewhere in Italy this video is being used as a form of torture for the mob

  • @jeremykrane4855
    @jeremykrane4855 Před měsícem

    ok now do thousand island dressing
    so then we can get BIG MAC SPAGHETTI!

  • @DissociatedWomenIncorporated

    You can show Italy next time, Mr. Sausage! I believe in you! ❤

  • @LabTech41
    @LabTech41 Před měsícem

    Italians are cursing you just on breaking the pasta in half.

  • @CrimsonCrux
    @CrimsonCrux Před měsícem

    My Italian wife is climbing the walls and angrily knife handing at the screen.

  • @jamescasson9483
    @jamescasson9483 Před měsícem

    Over the Garden Wall sausage
    (Made with or entirely potatoes and molasses)

  • @Dog-man682
    @Dog-man682 Před měsícem

    Here’s an idea for A sausage parody song, My baby doesn’t mess around, because she loves me sausage, and I know for sho.

  • @vaderhater21
    @vaderhater21 Před měsícem

    I'm still waiting for Ordinary sausage to end up on Lionfeild one day.

  • @juggernautwzrd
    @juggernautwzrd Před měsícem

    @0:33 thats a new favorite sound

  • @Grumblemunch1
    @Grumblemunch1 Před měsícem

    Pasta boiled in hot dog juices (not boiled hot dog water, but the juice that is always in the hot dog packs lol)

  • @carsonhales2449
    @carsonhales2449 Před měsícem

    Video 96 straight asking Mr. Sausage to make the poutine sausage

  • @corychristensen5917
    @corychristensen5917 Před měsícem

    I'd love to see Meat Canyon for an Ordinary Sausage episode where you make a Sausage out of BimBish and have Mark Ruffalo tied up in your basement

  • @chipskylark172
    @chipskylark172 Před měsícem

    Me before the video-
    “Break the spaghetti, break the spaghetti break the spaghetti…”
    *breaks spaghetti*
    Me after the video- oh yeahhhhh that’s the stuff 😎😎😎😎🚬🚬🚬🚬

  • @AngelFruit_
    @AngelFruit_ Před měsícem +1

    This could've been saved if you put it in the fridge then tried it lol, kinda like pasta salad

  • @ChronicUnderachiever420
    @ChronicUnderachiever420 Před měsícem

    It’s as though millions of Italians cried out in fear, and were suddenly extinguished…

  • @JulianCampbellPPV
    @JulianCampbellPPV Před měsícem

    0:33 that sound 🤣

  • @TheOneJokeWonder
    @TheOneJokeWonder Před 22 dny

    I'm going to try this with normal water and a bit of Italian dressing

  • @Engel1916
    @Engel1916 Před měsícem

    I can hear Nagzz21 furiously reacting to this video already.

  • @Hjordtheskeleton
    @Hjordtheskeleton Před měsícem

    this video was 0% an ad

  • @Vicious018
    @Vicious018 Před měsícem

    I can hear the Italian screaming in anger when he snapped those pastas in half

  • @Majin_Dabura
    @Majin_Dabura Před měsícem

    Honestly, it sounds like something I would love...

  • @3cool5school
    @3cool5school Před měsícem +9

    Kobe steak boiled in foei gras

    • @ChesterManfred
      @ChesterManfred Před měsícem

      Wrapped in gold leaf and saffron, and whatever else you find in a 200k buck pantry. Might be yummy

  • @KakhaPrime
    @KakhaPrime Před 28 dny

    im not italian and yet my eyes still burn watching this

  • @thecraggfamily
    @thecraggfamily Před měsícem

    First bite: Insert wet sound effect, waahhhahhahahha