Former Jewel Thief Reviews GTA V Jewel Heist | 47 |
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- čas přidán 21. 01. 2020
- Just how accurate is GTA V when it comes to the game's crazy heist missions? Former jewel thief, Larry Lawton, breaks down the possibility of this jewelery heist and what exactly Michael de Santa did wrong.
Answer: Larry's first gun was a BB Gun
Ex Jewel Thief Larry Lawton spent 11 years in prison and now helps people make better decisions and fights for prison reform. #Lawton #Prison #Mob
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Michael: **FARTS**
Larry: That's a big mistake, the cops will trace down that smell directly to your house and bust you. The heist is already over.
lol
underrated comment.
Hahaha hahahahah not many comments actually made me laugh out loud. This one did.
Head neck
lmfaoo
If Larry made GTA:
Mission Failed: You ran a red light
Mission Failed: You have a heartbeat now the cops know where you are
(does nothing, as Michael) mission failed: Franklin got a ticket
No you failed " you Alert the police"
"Didn't silent the gaurd"
"The alarm was triggered"
This comments sound like something hideo kojima would do
@@coschy mission failed: you spoke
Micheal: *Gets into car*
Larry: "This heist is already over"
Oy you're a big phony, fella!
**breathes**
Larry: you see, he breathed in too deep. Cops can recognize breathing patterns by peoples individual diaphragm movements. Heist is over.
Hahahah, alright, I'm dead
Honestly, with todays peoples tech and knowledge i wouldnt be surprised
@runningonempty9980
"Hahaha"
Jewel thieves wouldn't go around laughing like lunatics. Heist over! 😭 lol
Micheal: *Is Born*
Larry: See, that's a huge mistake, the heist is already over.
🤣
Christian 😂☠️
In dying😂
🤔
LMFAOOOOOOOOOO
Michael: *BLINKS*
Larry: Big mistake there, gotta keep your eyes open to see anything
Omg 😂😂
Lmao
Lmao
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I heard him saying this 😂😂😂
Rockstar: We're finally making gta6!
Larry: I've already debunked every heist, game is over.
Hopefully gta 6 does not revolve around robberies, the drugs are where the money is at.
@@TheProfessor66 Thats what the entire GTA series is all about lol. becoming a criminal in virtual world
@@TheProfessor66 are you joking GTA literally means grand theft auto of course its a crime
@@mattgillam7379Grand theft auto is car theft the crimes you do in gta includes grand theft auto armed robbery murder distribution of narcotics etc
Now that its announced, this can become a possibility.
28:27 - "If I did a robbery today, I'd have to kill everyone involved."
I can see prison helped 😆
Yea this guy never rly says anything questionable but that was a reallyyy weird thing to say
Three people can keep a secret if two are dead.
@h........................... I guess, it's just such a degenerate, disgusting thing to do my mind doesn't want to venture into it
@@nickphauxWell he would never do a robbery, that’s the thing but if he was forced to then he’d have to kill everyone involved, might as well cuz if he got caught again he’d never leave prison
Lester: Is born
Larry: *Why is this guy here again*
Lmao i died
Lol
Lester you can god damn yourself you fat simpleton!!!!
Michael: *Breathes*
Larry: This robbery is already over.
It would be tho the cops would take air samples immediat loss
@@enough-applause-3368 stfu
blake tapuva3 Lmao
@@godfamilyhustle.7920 i already took some air samples police are on route to your house
Kaiden Rodgers r/woooosh
Michael: *Does nothing*
Larry: You've already failed. Since the cops don't hear the slight vibrations in the ground when Michael walks, they'll assume he's robbing a Jewelry Store. The heist is over before it started.
A year old 477 likes and no comment?
@@chilluxtheduck8023 mad...
@@TheRealBorb Med...
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@@chilluxtheduck8023 meth
I’m surprised that after all of the GTA versions and iterations that are out there that they don’t have someone like Larry on staff. Time to start the Grand Theft Lawton series.
The games are more focused on entertainment than entire realism
You do realise games would be boring as hell if they were actually realistic
@@dogeburger5775 not always. Flight Simulator springs to mind as one where realism is focussed on
@@seanmccready9564
You do realize that's a flight simulator, not a game.
@@seanmccready9564 racing sims also but that’s why they’re called “SIM” simulation this is the same game where you can buy a military grade jet off a website
"Your crew needs to be people you know better than they know themselves"
That's why you don't play GTA V Heists with randoms only with your squad.
Hes not wrong, I've never been able to successfully do a heist the first try with randoms. Someone always screws It up
@The Chosen Chad or the guy that dies every 5 seconds and forces you to restart because rockstar gave us all the middle finger by giving us 1 life for 4 players. 4 random players with 1 life is stupid. I wish there was a way to complete the heists solo or maybe just make it 2 player so we can at least do them with a friend. I never completed all three heists because of random people screwing everything up
@The Chosen Chad Exactly!!!!!! Its so frustrating. I gave up on the heists tbh. It sucks because I never completed them all but I couldnt stand having to replay simple tasks over and over and over again
I managed to put together an A team of ransoms. Trained them a bit and they haven’t lost a heist since
@@4skintim962 then you got lucky and got some decent players, seems like quite a few people agree with me and also gave up on the heists so if anybody wants to do them with me and go for the elite challenges and criminal mastermind challenge then please lemme know
Michael: *Dies*
Larry: Big mistake, this whole thing is over right there. If you die on a heist you can’t get the jewels sold.
Jwubbz it’s true
Larry Lawton hahaha
Jwubbz I’m dead big mistake lmfao
Big brain time
I'm dying bruh😂😂
One thing I love is the fact that your critique is spot-on and it actually is part of the plot itself.
Because yes, those heists in the story mode are very flawed, and those flaws do in fact drive a lot of the conflicts later on in the plot, federal agents inmediatley knew it was Michael who pulled this robbery and this gets Michael in trouble later, Michael telling his one-liner to the officer outside the store gets him instantly identified and located by Trevor who thought he had been dead all along, and the more heists you pull in the game, the worse their situation get.
This is an amazing analysis and review, I need to watch more!
Larry: this is for educational purposes
Also larry: *Literally tells u how to rob a jewel store*
Michael : *Is born*
Larry : " See thats wrong, he would already be caught."
Lmao bro
Hahaha
I kinda like how he treats it as it's real and not as a game
😂😂😂😂
This was my favorite one!
Petition to have the GTA 6 devs get Larry’s help for heist
👇🏼
They've already made the story back in 2014. They are just finalising the game.
@@hamzahhussain6580 Source on that information?
It's in early development rockstar said it themselves
GTA 6 won't be out until a couple of years so it can't be already done
Unknown Explorer link to where you found this?
This channel makes "Living like Larry" take on a whole new meaning.
Lmaooo
The problem to me is that Larry doesn’t know a lot of the context of this stuff. Lester constantly scopes out spots that could be hit and thinks of the getaways and stuff. That’s why he randomly just picked vangelico. He’d been looking at it for a while. He also doesn’t know that we don’t really case getaways because they’re pre planned because you can’t code every possibility. I will say though, Larry does a great job of outlining everything that he would do, and wouldn’t do
Also, Michael taking pictures wouldn't have looked suspicious at all because the camera was in the glasses. That's also how Lester knew were the more expensive jewelry was. Another thing that bothered me was how he described them talking about Michaels old crew. Those weren't random people like Larry was saying. They were people Michael knew very well, and had worked with before. It's almost like he was barely paying attention at all
@@Jokingskull99 what about Franklin lol
@@Jokingskull99 Larry does have a point though, you’d look suspicious as hell standing in a Jewellery store for 30 seconds not doing or saying anything whilst you take pictures through your glasses, you’d make yourself look suspicious like you’re obviously trying to scope out the score. Also he’s not wrong about Michael knowing the crew, that’s evident in the dialogue in the van when he’s talking about “if anyone gets pinched or I’ve gotta be able to trust you all with my life” or when he’s picking crew members Lester sometimes says “this ones new blood, I’ve not seen him under pressure” or Michael says “Rickie, I met him at Life Invader, he may not be that good, but he’s enthusiastic” As Larry says, you know who your crew are, you know what they can do and you need to be able to trust them” Also, he doesn’t know the crew that well Lester even says “there are no old guys”, referring to Brad and Trevor and other guys they used to run with and Lester makes it clear that they don’t run no more, at the time of the Jewel Store Heist he only just met Franklin, you don’t build up a brilliant relationship with a crew member days or weeks after meeting them. You’ve got to understand that Larry was at one point considered one of the most successful Jewel Store robbers in American history, he knows exactly what he’s talking about and he knows exactly what would get you caught or sent down. But even Larry understands this is a video game so it’s going to be more free and unrealistic than an actual jewellery heist.
Bruh larry has robed jewlery stores before why u think hes reviewing this?
Who cares what he robbed.. No banks😮
Michael walks into wall:
Larry: “see, this is a huge mistake amateurs make. And get caught doing it.”
Franklin: **Greets a random dude on the street**
Larry: *M I S T A K E, A M A T E U R*
Michael glitchin' and swimmin' inside the road:
Larry: _"Ah, this is also an issue in one of my robberies. I hate it when that happens..."_
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The car: moves 1 millimeter forward
Larry: bang, this heist is over.
Boom over. You blinked, boom over. Uhhh... you wiped your forehead, boom over.
@@Mini1burger 🤣😂😂😂😂
You do nothing, boom over. You breathe, boom over.
@@cybzecho shit joke
Don't let this distract you from the fact that Hector is gonna be running 3 Honda Civic's with spoon engines. On top of that he just came into Harry's and ordered 3 t66 turbo's with NOS's and a Motec System Exhaust.
I'm a big fan of "real X reacts to Y". When this got suggested to me, I thought it was so outlandish I HAD to watch it. Wasn't disapointed.
This is honestly one of the most educational/entertaining youtubez I've ever watched. I love GTAV Thanks Lah x
Michael: “Hey, Beautiful!”
Larry: “That was a mistake. She’s hideous.”
The heist is over
hahahahahahahha
Who TF made this 421
@@maybeitsnotalex better yet, who gives a shit?
Holy shit dude, you completely killed her!
Michael: Has breakfast at his home
Larry: see this is a mistake, waffles is a bad choice for a breakfast if you robbing a jewelry store, this heist is busted.
idk why this made me laugh
Pancakes bacon and sausages is a perfect breakfast
Make sure you eat enough carbohydrates for energy, fiber so you don’t get hungry and some healthy fats for brain functionality.. therefore you can have a better mobility and speed when committing the heist
This is hilarious. But how many people are simply trying to discredit the guy? Gullible people will believe this lol. Love the internet.
🤣
Lester is basically the brains, master hacker who sets up the heists, has the connections. Without Lester they would have no plan, or a very bad plan.
In fact with Lester as the hacker they would have enough time to go to a bar, buy some beers and have those in the jewellery store.
Thanks for the info! I will make sure to keep this in mind when I do this next time!
Michael: *Wears glasses*
Larry: See that’s a huge mistake, they don’t expect someone who doesn’t wear glasses to rob a jewellery store. The Heist is already over.
funniest comment award
Damian Rodriguez Thank you very much.
what about consulting the professor?
If larry ever teams up with a company or just makes a heist game by himself i would buy the game immediently
Thanks, that is an idea. I know I could make a game so cool. It would be like you were actually doing a heist. Maybe a company will contact me
@@LarryLawtonJewelThief i wish i think will be the most realistic and authentic game for sureeeee
Larry Lawton This could be done, you may want to consider working with an independent company to start.
I'd pre order it instantly
@@LarryLawtonJewelThief I can see it now: *Larry's Loot* by Rockstar Games.
Cool to see a actual professional review this mission. Just subbed to the homie.
him to gta 5: "look what they need to mimic a fraction of our power"
rockstar should hire this guy to plot the robberies in gta 6
This dumbass would ruin all the missions in GTA 6. Forget driving, we're walking to the jewelry store. Zero dialogue. Only walking allowed. All heists done in one mission. Game is completed in one hour
@@HeihachiChaolan fuck you
@@HeihachiChaolan Ah yes, the dumbass who was an organised crime criminal smh
Bruh it’s be of the setups for he heist would have to be going to buy glothes then
Not plot, but an advisor, like someone who fact checks the heists to make sure they arent too inaccurate
Michael: Accidentally drops glove before putting it on
Larry: Heist is over, cops already know you’re coming
Razor jaw86 xotwod
Larry's friend: "Hey Larry, want to go to Cheddar's for dinner?"
Larry: "You have to case the restaurant before you have dinner you can't just go there, you'll get caught in a minute."
Razor jaw86 hAhaahAyahaahAhA sO fUnNy. how old are you again?
@@mobu6810 You ok man?
@@gentcena XOTWOD
Thank you for telling us how to properly rob a diamonds store! I will make sure to use your recomandations❤
For some reason last year I got hooked on your content, started working out intensely, forgot about your content and stopped working out, your channel just made me start working out idk why
Michael: Wakes Up
Larry: Big mistake, the police were watching his house, he won’t make it past his kitchen before getting caught.
Squid they’d have him pinned down in a minute
He won't LOL
@@LarryLawtonJewelThief This was really cool to watch and I think your insight into this stuff is really interesting. If you're still doing this sort of thing there's a game called Payday2 which is all about doing heists of all kinds. There's one in particular which involves stealing paintings from a museum, having cameras put into them then using the cameras to get gold from a safe in a senator's private estate. You should check it out if interested. :)
Lmfao!
😂😂💀💀
michael: *blinks*
larry: big mistake. a hair can fall off your eye lash at the scene and can be used as evidence, he needs goggles.
IslandSoljaah i gotta comment that got 500 likes but this comment deserves the clout 😂
i mean, that could happen tho lmao
Lmfao!!!!!
You actually have a point
i never looked but didn't michael have fucking glasses
that anon in that 4chan post really just hooked this guy up with an entire new life goal
I do believe this video is what led to his following blowing up. For about a month after it was posted I kept getting this vid at the top of my recommendations until I finally watched it.
Great advice and super useful video. Thanks Larry!
Micheal: *Eats potato chips before the heist*
Larry: You see, huge mistake right there. The choice in snack type really influences your performance and fatigue rate during the robbery. Also, Potato chips are a very noise inducing snack. The police would hear you from a mile away. Heist over.
Lmaoo
😂😭
😂😂😂 I heard his voice as I’m reading that too, I’m dead 😆
😂😂😂😂
underrated comment
I love how he roasts the gameplay recorder for being bad at the game
Fr! 😂
You do know who's playing it, right?
@@stormichow5325 whom
@@isaacster5027 I believe it's his son, but I could be wrong.
@@stormichow5325 yeah I figured, the way he talks about him
I love how there's literally smoke detectors right next to the vents that don't even go off.
1st video I've seen. And i LOVE IT!!!! Instant sub!
*Michael:* "You forget a thousand things everyday pal, make sure this is one of 'em."
*Larry:* "Big mistake, you said your classic catchphrase, so your freinds now know you're actually alive."
🤣 🤣
Kkkkkkkkkkkkk
True
Larry: "You forget a thousand things everyday pal, make sure a good plan for the robbery isn't one of 'em."
Michael: "Well..."
Larry: "It's already over."
LMFAOOOOOOOOOO
Pigeon makes a noise outside the store.
Larry: Big mistake right there, you have to train the birds around the store so they don't give you away.
Liasos88 underrated comment
Hahaha
underrated comment 😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂
Liasos88 Why did I laugh so hard
This was pretty interesting thanks for the content!
CZcams JUST recommended this to me , I find it amazing that you are a former jewel thief and that you are on CZcams making a living ! To me it’s crazy , America gives 2nd chances to people and they can change and now I love your content it’s very informative only of course to spot the possible thieves at my job thanks for this !
New sub ! 💓
Larry: “3 can keep a secret if 2 are dead..”
Also Larry: “I stole $18 million”
I bet this man has taken a couple lives
Not xWooosh or never went there
Thats his point though 😂😂
Not xWooosh ‘it’s only illegal if you get caught’
Irishman
fly: *lands on a table next to michael *
larry: ok ill pause it here. the thing is, that fly could actually be a undercover cop and just like that in a second your heist is done so you always need to watch out for these things
😂🤣🤣
Im fucking weakkkk💀
What the hell 😹😹😹😹😹
😂😂😂😂😂
😂😭😭😭😭😭😭
Love the insights and critique on the heist and while I appreciate the game being a game with the over the top theatrics, I'd also like to see a realistic heist in future GTA games. Great video Larry!
Me too, until you realize that you'd have to stop at every sigh, light, and yield to other traffic, and drive within the lines-
Thanks for this video! Now I can finally rob the store next to me, have waited for so long. Wish me luck guys!
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sounds like the person that's playing GTA V doesn't quite know how traffic laws work.
@@gamepad3153 of they know alright. whether they care is a different question
"i dont even know why we need the guy with a cane"
- every gta player in existence
to give Frank assassination missions
i wanted to cry
Even Trevor asked the same question lol
Come on, don't shit talk Lester😢
@@eoin8450 dont even get me started on how much money he cheats your online character via both heist and drug businesses.
I think that should do a video on the Daniel Holtzclaw case. I would be very interested to hear your thoughts on that case. Keep up the great work Larry!
YES! This is great! Been watching your videos for a while now but I never saw this one. I freaking love GTA V.
Lester: **exists**
Larry: thats wrong
Amazing how many of ya'll think making this same joke is going to get you
attention
GnomeDazzle well they got a lot more attention than you did
GnomeDazzle well it worked since he got 750 likes
@GTA and Apple channel Lester's hacking is so incredibly unrealistic.
XxDJPLAYZxX i’m dying lmfao
Micheal: *accidentally runs into something*
Larry: *doesn’t even grin*
Also Larry:”that was the most hilarious thing I’ve ever seen.”
Glad you liked it. It was fun to do. I hope you liked my latest video with GTA
Larry Lawton I did. It was fun!
Mein Fhurer boomer humor
that comment just made me lol, good job, sir.
@@LarryLawtonJewelThief Give me a PlayStation 4? Please I have no conditions
2:15 The beginning of a rivalry...
Thanks for the tutorial Larry! This will be very helpful!
*universe is created*
Larry: "Let me just stop it right there, that's a huge mistake, see the sound of that bang would have alerted the cops, it's over for them, busted".
Hahahahaha
I like this one
Not really he knows what he is talking ab
And God made the world
@@tearful-glass0726 really dude?? People I swear
I feel like Larry would enjoy Hitman, considering how open the missions are
Alexander Smith i was just thinking the same thing
Ye i suppose but how about payday 2?
@@spacejesus6790 that's what I was thinking, much more realistic with robberies
@gavin graham14 exactly he would be more familiar with the jewellery heists
Especially with how much he likes a well though out plan.
I’m so glad that you turned your life around Good Sir. :-) I like your videos. I’ve watched one video a week ago and now this blind bookworm is hooked. :-)
this was a perfect tutorial for my robbery thanks mate!
Michael: *breathes*
Larry: Yeah, the heist is over
Big MISTAKE
Truuueeeeee....that was lowkey annoying 🤦🏽♂️😂
Michael: **exists**
Larry: Yeah, the heist is over
😂😂😂😂😂😂
2vid Wynd XD
Directions were clear. I successfully robbed a jewelry store.
I accidentally robbed my own house
@@Somewhere_Bagel oh no, my homework accidentally ate my dog
Directions unclear i robbed a bank instead
@@Obamanapkin but I robed a casino!!!
It worked i robbed my wallet and bought jewelry for my wife
Larry on the 4th of July: this aint so bad
*when the big firework goes off*
Larry: everybody in the car
First off Mr Lawton, thanks for your critical analysis of this controversial yet highly addictive video game. Just like the video game has a disclaimer that the makers and producers of this video game do not endorse, condone, or encourage engaging in criminal behavior, you do not condone the past actions of criminal activity you were involved in, for lack of a better word, the characters in this video game would have made the sloppiest, tactless robbers ever. Drawing so much attention, second guessing, indecisiveness and obviously making too much noise are recipes for a botched robbery and long prison sentences.
Larry: So...
Comments: _write that down, WRITE THAT DOWN_
So if you wanna be able to rob the jewelry store be sure to do nothing bad or else the heist is up. Don’t breathe since the police will locate your breath to your current location
So...
The fact no one's made the connection to a Spongebob reference disturbs me...
*Larry talking about how to properly case a jewelry store*
Me and my family who are into the jewelry business: *Visible Sweat*
MDEXtreme which store do you own asking for a Larry
@@keelanmcaleer4995 lmfao
**Larry wants to know your location** :v
😂😂😂😂😂😂
Its great info to improve your security tho
Larry laughing at the driving and running is great
This is very interesting to watch! I am actually in Daytona right now..
Me ready to speak my very first words as a baby: "Ma..."
Larry: "This robbery is already over."
I laughed way to loud at this
Your Mom: but...he's not even...
Larry: IT'S OVER
Momma?
Larry: right here sweetheart
“Papa...”
Larry: aaaand your dead the cops shot you eighteen times in the torso with a 9mm glock 19 HEIST OVER
Michael: *coughs*
Larry: “Bad move, he just triggered the alarm. They’re not getting away with anything.”
Also larryy: Michael coughing is a sign that he has the Coronavirus. He won't be doing any
heists for 14 days
Verdinho broooooo 😂
LOL
Verdinho this is a good one
lmfaoo
I think if Larry works alongside the developers on GTA 6 it might make it a lot more fun and rewarding. The heists would be so much more involved and immersive, the co-op would be next level.
Thanks Larry a great job using the game to explain how a robbery works in real life. Which I assume was your aim and like your previous life perfectly executed. But in truth I wonder if anyone would actually enjoy playing / have the patience to play a mission based on 'real life'. Having to stop at every red light would see most people fail. 🙂
Micheal: Looks at the camera
Larry: This little maneuver will cost us 58 years
"Reality is often disappointing" ~ Thicc Thanos Car
This Interstellar reference made my day.
AKMH7 wow that’s one I haven’t heard in a while
That was good lmaoo
No it's necessary
Something about Larry causes Gta heists to seem like child's play. He's cool
He really knows what he's talking about.
More like badass
Glad you like my views on these things.
Soo true
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I would love this guy to be making these movies and games. They would be so realistic and fun.
Great video, keep up the work
90% comments: "see thats a mistake right there"
10% comments: "he should make a game"
Where's your percentage for made up percentages?
@@memezyyyyyyyyyy its a joke . . . Thats . . the point ??
MemeZyy bruh it’s a joke lmao
Would be lame af gotta follow rules and shit 😂 would take wayyyy longer to get to the actual heist
Abe Madriz he needs a job at rockstar
Michael: still in his dad's balls.
Larry: the heist is over folks.
Epic 🤣👌
Jesus sir you're terrible 😂😂😂
Okay this one was genius. 👏
Yes
Lol!! I can’t 😂🤣🤣😭😭
I was looking for this vid for HOURS
your content is gold. thank you man
CZcams: “Hey you wanna see a dude who literally robbed jewel stores analyze and critique GTA’s jewel store heist?”
Me: “I have nothing better to do so sure!”
Blue Viper lol so this appeared in your recommendations on your YT home page to.
More like, "You son of a bitch, I am in."
Speed DemonPowerage98 Yuuki&Delthea&Alicefan yeah this appeared in my feed, been watching GTA vids lately.
its funny because that is exactly how i feel.
Larry: see now that’s a mistake the cops will track your Channel and then arrest you
It's official: for future GTA installments, Rockstar Games must consult Larry for any and all heists. Or have an ultra realism mode called "Lawton Mode" where you have to obey traffic laws, avoid being seen by cops, park in inconspicuous places and general just go about it in a more realistic way.
Honestly i would actually play the story a second time on that mode, i really hate hard modes when its just less damage and stuff, but a mode where its hyper realistic but not nearly impossible, id love that
@@eeeguba432 That would be amazing :0
YESSSS that would be amazing.
But in that hyperrealistic mode Larry failed and was caught...
@@orlandocarrillo7132 yeah, but he cant retry stuff, and we can, i dont mean a one life gta because its barelly possible to play lile that, i mean like infinite warfares campaign on realistic, you need healing syringes and helmets because they get hit and get damaged, that means you need a working helmet, that means you cant get shot more than like twice in the head and the same for your body...its suuuch a different experience from the recruit difficulty where i could run around and basically just punch them all, on realistic you hide in cover and are scared to peak out even, and THATS a completelly different experience that i loved
Micheal: looks in direction of jewel store
Larry: cops will think your about to rob the store, the heist is over
*You're 😭
It’s so interesting seeing your perspective
Michael: Puts deodorant on
Larry: now see that’s your biggest problem someone is gonna smell you, heist over
HAHAHAHAHHAHA
Yoooo🤣🤣🤣
LMFAO
ItzzRapidz-YT underrated asf.
Lmao
I just wanna say how cool it is that you're a former jewel thief and now you're using your experience to make content, not every criminal can use their experiences legally but it takes an obvious smart one to turn it into a video career
Thanks I needed the info!
*Loads up GTA*
Larry: You would have already gotten caught.
LMAO!!!
You sir just made me laugh.
Thank you.
Praise the sun my good sir!
Michael Jäger 😂😂
Damn it's so funny i forgot to laugh
I like how he mentions that you don’t say anything that might be recognized because Michael saying “you forget a thousand things every day, make sure this is one of them,” is what ends up alerting Trevor that he’s still alive.
Imagine if they followed Larry's advice, only Michael and Franklin would be playable characters
And of course, pull poor Franklin into more of their dangerous jobs, who, despite his talent, actually tried to AVOID the danger.
i would love an online heist update with larry and lester working together
thanks for the tutorial! ill be giving it a shot tomorrow :)
Michael: Goes bald
Larry: That’s the biggest mistake he could’ve done. The person who cut his hair has all his DNA.
lmfaoo!!
XD
That’s how Larry got caught
bro all of these comment are basically:
Micheal: exists
Larry: that's wrong
Ikr it's annoying as hell
I was hoping to see some more input on the video but fuck me I guess for looking into the comment section.
This shit happens so much with anything that blows up and I swear it smooths my brain a little bit more every time I see it.
Crew The Shoe ikr
Kids trying to get CZcams likes that's all
Fr. I was hoping to see more discussion but no everyone wants to be a fucking meme.
Lester knows all the stuff cause he has files on all the places you could rob he’s probably been planning this for months waiting for a crew to want it
I'm new to the channel and I enjoy it! Thanks..just wanted to point out that he touched display case without gloves
Michael: gets a shower afterwards
Larry: see that's wrong, they'll trace the water. Heists over.
Hahah!!!