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  • @Astro_Crunch
    @Astro_Crunch Před rokem +4033

    Cory can recite Chris Chan videos word-for-word without a second thought, but he can't remember if Adolf Hitler and Winston Churchill were alive at the same time.

    • @twidgetron328
      @twidgetron328 Před rokem +394

      He forgot Darth Vader wields a Lightsaber but was otherwise able to draw him.

    • @timaeustestified3951
      @timaeustestified3951 Před rokem +218

      most normal christorian

    • @thefreelancequeen
      @thefreelancequeen Před rokem

      That’s autism for ya lol

    • @humanitysfinest9795
      @humanitysfinest9795 Před rokem +128

      Tbf, Chris Chan is more documented then Jesus Christ, supposed savior of humanity, so do with that, what you will

    • @henrynelson9301
      @henrynelson9301 Před rokem +82

      @@twidgetron328”oh yeah, they don’t have AK-47s in Star Wars”

  • @nopancakemix570
    @nopancakemix570 Před rokem +6214

    Cory is everything we jokingly say Tomar is

  • @purplesugar5265
    @purplesugar5265 Před rokem +3286

    Cory's ability to consistently frustrate and/or confuse Zach is a testament to the depths of his quirkiness.

    • @pravkdey
      @pravkdey Před rokem +217

      Drunken master vs sword saint, except with auts

    • @Bashuraptor
      @Bashuraptor Před rokem

      Or his stupidity😊

    • @nicodelle7160
      @nicodelle7160 Před rokem +73

      Silly crazy man vs crazy silly man

    • @mierardi88
      @mierardi88 Před 11 měsíci +28

      "quirkiness" is a nice way of saying *gorilla noises*

    • @beenis9842
      @beenis9842 Před 10 měsíci

      i don't think it's very hard to get zach to comment on your genuine social retardation he very clearly loves analyzing that out loud to make fun of said social retardation

  • @101kirbyfan
    @101kirbyfan Před rokem +2107

    Corey's ability to make Zach Hadel, co-creator of Smiling Friends, the grounded and normal one of any conversation without fail, is nothing short of a talent.

    • @henrynelson9301
      @henrynelson9301 Před rokem +94

      I’d love for Cory to be in a future Smiling Friends episode tbh

    • @iost5459
      @iost5459 Před rokem +83

      Smiling Friends comes off as fairly normal to me. What really showcases Zachary and Christopher’s derangement is Hellbenders.

    • @101kirbyfan
      @101kirbyfan Před rokem +46

      @@iost5459 now I wanna see an episode where Pim and Charlie interact with the Zach and Chris from Hellbenders

    • @iost5459
      @iost5459 Před rokem +44

      @@101kirbyfan Chris and Zach’s characters haven’t smiled since their show got canned, that would be a brilliant episode.

    • @SS-op9wt
      @SS-op9wt Před rokem +7

      ​@@iost5459 it would be cool to see some spiritual successor characters from hellbenders tied into smiling friends, I go crazy for newgrounds throwbacks lol

  • @kingdranosx
    @kingdranosx Před rokem +6429

    It's insane that cory can somehow make both chris and zach become the straight man when he starts saying shit

    • @tuckernutter
      @tuckernutter Před rokem +3

      Fucking right? One wants to boil milk; the other asked Tomar if he'd cry if a yellow glob came out of his penis: but Cory outranks them all as King of Cloudcuckoo Land

    • @youhaveayds8975
      @youhaveayds8975 Před rokem +326

      At the same time too its practically Cory's superpower

    • @tootsie_
      @tootsie_ Před rokem +487

      literal cartoon characters of humans and they're forced to be the straight man when Cory goes big mode

    • @Bajigaloo
      @Bajigaloo Před rokem +127

      @@tootsie_ big mode is an incredible decription. i love it

    • @hunter5822
      @hunter5822 Před rokem +68

      I know that Zach and Chris could be SOOOOO much more cursed than Corey if they tried... but they know that it’s funnier if they just be themselves... like Corey is doing.

  • @ohlordy4567
    @ohlordy4567 Před rokem +5225

    Cory has a third eye, but it’s filled with cataracts

    • @Gobbygoblin
      @Gobbygoblin Před rokem +150

      holy fuck this is amazing

    • @ellewis817
      @ellewis817 Před rokem +103

      DONT LOOK INTO THE EYE DONT LOOK INTO THE EYE DONT LOOK INTO THE EYE

    • @YurrWhat
      @YurrWhat Před rokem +158

      Its all yellow and milky. Its can see into the future but only by one second so its not that cool.

    • @kapparill
      @kapparill Před rokem +7

      This is so true

    • @Neimonster
      @Neimonster Před rokem +30

      @@YurrWhat but it makes him a god at Sonic

  • @RustySauceCartoons
    @RustySauceCartoons Před rokem +1096

    Cory is disturbingly similar to Charlie from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia where he'll randomly make up a word and instantly expect everyone to know what it means without any context whatsoever

    • @alyssamcfarland4747
      @alyssamcfarland4747 Před rokem +44

      YOU ARE SO RIGHT

    • @josephikrakowski1137
      @josephikrakowski1137 Před rokem +116

      You know damn well Cory’s favorite food is milksteak

    • @splash_067
      @splash_067 Před rokem +44

      @@josephikrakowski1137 with a side of the finest jellybeans!

    • @henrynelson9301
      @henrynelson9301 Před rokem +90

      “He’s doing the wingle dance.”
      “What the fuck did you just say, Cory? Was that even English?”

    • @bennyhath1789
      @bennyhath1789 Před rokem +16

      Denim chicken?

  • @jordythecat7181
    @jordythecat7181 Před rokem +1589

    “I have nothing against shit fetishes-“
    “I do.”
    “I do.”

  • @chadrose4078
    @chadrose4078 Před rokem +4170

    “Let’s talk fat” is an S-tier conversation starter.

    • @bobwasdole
      @bobwasdole Před rokem

      hey fat come on, man come on fat come on man

    • @orangejoe2147
      @orangejoe2147 Před rokem

      C’mon, fat
      let’s talk fat, fat

    • @ColeMacho
      @ColeMacho Před rokem +1

      Campaign '22
      "Let's talk fat" VS "Kill the fatstards"
      Which message will resonate with Voters?

    • @Circuitssmith
      @Circuitssmith Před rokem +189

      Come on fat come on man come on Jack.

    • @colxn
      @colxn Před rokem

      no FAT no FAT no FAT

  • @mTwJARhead
    @mTwJARhead Před rokem +3412

    Corey is the unstable coomer game lord that lives in all of us

    • @cervichthyoquine
      @cervichthyoquine Před rokem +195

      He was half responsible for Gaper Mario

    • @pass_
      @pass_ Před rokem +118

      I wear my cory on my sleeves

    • @Lambdaleth
      @Lambdaleth Před rokem +67

      Corey is uninhibited Id

    • @IamAJoe
      @IamAJoe Před rokem +74

      so peak male performance

    • @Hevymin
      @Hevymin Před rokem +1

      @@cervichthyoquine and he gave us Punio wearing latex thigh-highs getting his ass eaten out.
      Bless him, truly.

  • @enthiegavoir5955
    @enthiegavoir5955 Před rokem +1182

    25:16 "how would you feel if Cory was the one human who never died?"
    "...that would be so fucking typical of Cory..."

  • @JacobVonRoker
    @JacobVonRoker Před rokem +447

    I FUCKING love cory so much because he'll mispronounce some entire phrase, hear the corrected version, and not repeat it, so it'll never stay retained in his vocab

  • @xaviercaldwell2206
    @xaviercaldwell2206 Před rokem +4385

    an hour of cory’s spectrum spectacles? count me braindead

    • @1810jeff
      @1810jeff Před rokem +161

      It's been observed that those who spend a lot of time with a schizophrenic end up experiencing a mild form of it. This explains a lot of what we've seen with the gang.

    • @snowcloudshinobi
      @snowcloudshinobi Před rokem +71

      an audaciously alluring alliteration, assuredly

    • @GregEV
      @GregEV Před rokem +10

      tienes comida en casa?

    • @hotsaucehysteria
      @hotsaucehysteria Před rokem +6

      This is the greatest comment

    • @jsj0520
      @jsj0520 Před rokem +5

      Holy shit this comment killed me

  • @lilexistentialcrisis2197
    @lilexistentialcrisis2197 Před rokem +1303

    ‘Would you like to sharpen a pencil’ has got me literally fucking crying

  • @happytownworld2742
    @happytownworld2742 Před rokem +666

    17:38
    “What’s Ancient Philosophy?”
    It couldn’t be more literal Cory

    • @marcopivetta7796
      @marcopivetta7796 Před rokem +155

      He wants to know if you mean Hellenistic, classical or pre-socratic. Obviously.

    • @ilovenovels
      @ilovenovels Před 13 dny +3

      Cory is literally Aristotle

  • @owenwilson5271
    @owenwilson5271 Před rokem +481

    Zack yelling “IT’S DONE!” when Cory messes up the bit for the 3rd time is my favorite part lol

  • @draugadrottin
    @draugadrottin Před rokem +861

    To Cory, crazy frog is just normal frog

  • @Sunshine-san
    @Sunshine-san Před rokem +244

    "The three wise men."
    _"There's four people, Cory."_

  • @LawDraws
    @LawDraws Před rokem +497

    Cory calling hexagons the Star of Joseph and the biohazard symbol the Star of Bishop will never not make me laugh

    • @donet0death240
      @donet0death240 Před 9 měsíci +3

      It’s the same fuckin thiiiing 😂😂😂

    • @AzayBae
      @AzayBae Před 27 dny +1

      Him having no clue who David and Goliath are also just killed me man.
      He thought it was a Jack Black movie 😂

    • @67Pgame
      @67Pgame Před 23 dny +1

      Don't forget calling Jimmy Neutron "Jimmy Amadeus Helperman"

  • @Natalie_Toshino
    @Natalie_Toshino Před rokem +216

    35:35 "Cory, I'm scared of you, sometimes, when you say things like that." just kind of sums up the whole video.

  • @RayPlaysGameswithPals
    @RayPlaysGameswithPals Před rokem +1886

    Cory sticking a cd case up his butt will forever be one of my favorite moments.

    • @Hevymin
      @Hevymin Před rokem +312

      A cylindrical CD holder, you mean. A bit less crazy, but still unhinged.

    • @stevensmith8914
      @stevensmith8914 Před rokem +38

      Chris that's so cringey...

    • @Profile__1
      @Profile__1 Před rokem +260

      A CD holder using a trash bag as a "condom"

    • @Bessux
      @Bessux Před rokem +71

      It's still there.

    • @AnuxeL
      @AnuxeL Před rokem +1

      The thing that gets me isn't that he shoved it up his ass, but how open he was about doing it. You have to respect that level of shamelessness

  • @robotom6595
    @robotom6595 Před rokem +1449

    10:37 I love this bit going wrong so much. It starts with Cory being confused and not sure what's going on, then it turns into him getting it but wanting to take the bit one direction that Zach and Chris don't get, so it devolves into anger and confusion about where to take the joke.

    • @caswillsaveme
      @caswillsaveme Před rokem +288

      When Zach screams “ITS DEAD” it’s so funny he is never the person who kills the bit so u know it’s bad

    • @Dan-mo7fl
      @Dan-mo7fl Před rokem +132

      would you liek to sharpen a pencil ?

    • @mikael_void5040
      @mikael_void5040 Před rokem +136

      When Corey instead of translating for the THIRD TIME said “Oh I’m the translat-“ I can’t even, dude is special

    • @HL_Eminence
      @HL_Eminence Před rokem +24

      I think you're giving him too much credit.

    • @orangeismyfavoritecolor
      @orangeismyfavoritecolor Před rokem +5

      @@HL_Eminence Not at all.

  • @telepath1890
    @telepath1890 Před rokem +478

    7:55 Zach's iconic Ding dong impression

  • @Smilephile
    @Smilephile Před rokem +137

    I absolutely love that no one has corrected Corey's terminology when he says "Mother-bearing hips"

    • @ShinoAburame37
      @ShinoAburame37 Před rokem +10

      It's his signature

    • @DistractedGlobeGuy
      @DistractedGlobeGuy Před rokem +17

      It's become an accepted and welcomed Cory-exclusive idiosyncrasy. A "Spazm", if you will.

  • @dabesy123454
    @dabesy123454 Před rokem +1313

    Cory being censored even after being allowed to say such monstrous things is frightening.

    • @chuckmcluckin6082
      @chuckmcluckin6082 Před rokem +283

      "What's the need?" Zach sounds disgusted AND disappointed

    • @joshknollenberg7334
      @joshknollenberg7334 Před rokem +6

      What dude say

    • @Corkoth55
      @Corkoth55 Před rokem +2

      ??

    • @chuckmcluckin6082
      @chuckmcluckin6082 Před rokem +96

      @@joshknollenberg7334 Whatever you want it to be, I doubt it was as funny as the reactions

    • @_G.C
      @_G.C Před rokem +104

      You even got to hear the forbidden 4th sound effect they hardly ever use for bleeps, and what a treat it is

  • @Croc21000
    @Croc21000 Před rokem +387

    Whoever came up with the Donkey Kong sounds as a censor is a fucking genius.

    • @Shlankyman545
      @Shlankyman545 Před rokem +2

      Most likely Chris considering he adores chimps and apes.

    • @Kirodev
      @Kirodev Před rokem +21

      Thanks

    • @yujiruffhanma3095
      @yujiruffhanma3095 Před rokem +13

      They should put it over other famous moments of foulness, like Michael Richards at the Laugh Factory

  • @TheGreenarrow88
    @TheGreenarrow88 Před rokem +249

    "Brustel sprouts"
    this is by far the most unforgivable cory-ism

    • @bulletbill5977
      @bulletbill5977 Před rokem +23

      The best part is that I think he arrived at that spelling by confusing Brussels with rustle, as in to rustle up some grub. Both words entered into the black hole of Cory's mind and became twisted and mutated.

    • @Degorth
      @Degorth Před rokem +13

      You forgot the silent Q

    • @pickedceasar1216
      @pickedceasar1216 Před rokem +3

      Nah definitely forgetting what a lightsaber is and forgetting Jimmy neutrons name twice

    • @Slowbunaga
      @Slowbunaga Před rokem +4

      Coh-log-knee.

    • @DistractedGlobeGuy
      @DistractedGlobeGuy Před 2 měsíci

      ​@@SlowbunagaWHAT THE HELL IS A "CHABB LISS?!"

  • @SprDrumio64
    @SprDrumio64 Před rokem +740

    Cory 100% could have become Chris Chan, if not for the water people in his early life

    • @alyssamcfarland4747
      @alyssamcfarland4747 Před rokem +82

      They set him straight

    • @henrynelson9301
      @henrynelson9301 Před rokem +71

      I like how it’s all because of the water people and not his art skills

    • @lucasottens8506
      @lucasottens8506 Před rokem

      @@henrynelson9301 "Art Skills" Translation: Diaper, fart fetish and scat porn.

    • @henrynelson9301
      @henrynelson9301 Před rokem

      @@lucasottens8506 what are you talking about

    • @Kirodev
      @Kirodev Před rokem +7

      Sleepycast fan spotted

  • @elementa7463
    @elementa7463 Před rokem +658

    Cory really knows how to unbuckle my seatbelt

    • @boojersey13
      @boojersey13 Před rokem +33

      Cory told me if I didn't keep my seatbelt off while going 80 on the freeway he'd put nail polish remover in my eyes

    • @mannmctrash
      @mannmctrash Před rokem +24

      Cory told me if I needed to pee while he was driving just to do it into his mouth

  • @senpai7101
    @senpai7101 Před rokem +420

    Isn’t he ZANY?
    Isn’t he CRAZY?
    Isn’t he JUST A LITTLE OFF?

    • @mannmctrash
      @mannmctrash Před rokem +1

      He's NUTS of some sort.

    • @franmeske
      @franmeske Před rokem +44

      Zany Hadel and Crazy O'Neal

    • @makutas-v261
      @makutas-v261 Před rokem +32

      ISN'T HE A BIT OUT OF LEFT FIELD, SO TO SPEAK?

    • @NotCthulhu
      @NotCthulhu Před rokem

      erm his brain damage is a little cringe my darling

    • @thesaviorofsouls5210
      @thesaviorofsouls5210 Před rokem +6

      Hes pushing a grandma of a cliff! There he goes! What tomfoolery!

  • @HieHie72
    @HieHie72 Před rokem +111

    I love when Cory has an idea and it’s just 5 uninterrupted seconds of censoring

  • @qnteban
    @qnteban Před rokem +184

    The entire Sonic Heroes playthrough is just one big tangent

  • @greggggggggg
    @greggggggggg Před rokem +356

    my favorite cory moments where when he forgot jimmy neutrons name on two separate occasions

    • @aniquinstark4347
      @aniquinstark4347 Před rokem +20

      He said James Isaac Neutron 😂

    • @Knapperoni
      @Knapperoni Před rokem +15

      @@aniquinstark4347 Erm that's actually his full name

    • @scream-beam3519
      @scream-beam3519 Před rokem +8

      @@aniquinstark4347 that’s literally what Jimmy’s mom says when he gets in trouble

    • @FunnyStarRunner
      @FunnyStarRunner Před rokem +11

      Not only did he forget Jimmy's name, but he was somehow able to remember the name of the kid from Teacher's Pet.

    • @donet0death240
      @donet0death240 Před rokem +10

      @@aniquinstark4347 *Jimmy Amadeus Hulperman

  • @Profile__1
    @Profile__1 Před rokem +98

    I'm pretty sure Cory is the only thing that can get Zach to "break character" and just react in shock. Normally he can kinda go toe-to-toe with the others and their silliness, but with Cory, Zach sounds so distraught and confused.

  • @gulpispulp
    @gulpispulp Před rokem +189

    Zach’s little “yes” at 14:08 fucking gets me every time

  • @Koalalover70
    @Koalalover70 Před rokem +313

    Cory is on the fun side of the spectrum

  • @RozKounelakion
    @RozKounelakion Před rokem +1256

    Out of all the bits in this video Cory having a girlfriend is the most insane one

    • @Corkoth55
      @Corkoth55 Před rokem +76

      For a long time now too

    • @amoralexandria3071
      @amoralexandria3071 Před rokem +208

      @@Corkoth55 yeah he’s been with Lexi for like a decade at this point, Cory was a chad all along

    • @christiangleason122
      @christiangleason122 Před rokem +290

      @Radigan Sounds pretty Chad to me

    • @christiangleason122
      @christiangleason122 Před rokem +293

      @Radigan It's been that way for a long time now buddy.

    • @Dark0neone
      @Dark0neone Před rokem +10

      @Radigan except that those people really do exist, even if they're rare.

  • @elocfreidon
    @elocfreidon Před rokem +154

    Cory's sharpen pencil translation is fucking genius.

  • @sporovid5856
    @sporovid5856 Před rokem +117

    I was able to watch the whole thing, but him calling Big Ben “Ben Drowned tower” at 34:45 is what finally broke me.

    • @jerrysmith8814
      @jerrysmith8814 Před 3 měsíci +1

      This one truly proved to me that Cory is an ascended being

    • @ToastedSwitch2
      @ToastedSwitch2 Před 10 dny

      @@jerrysmith8814TATSUYA PFP SPOTTED!!

  • @nomoremike3075
    @nomoremike3075 Před rokem +215

    Cory is from some alternate dimension where things are named slightly differently.

  • @Mr.SpicyIce
    @Mr.SpicyIce Před rokem +887

    there is way more than an hour worth of Cory man.

    • @Agripapost
      @Agripapost Před rokem +67

      Yes, but could you handle more?

    • @Thenameless1
      @Thenameless1 Před rokem +56

      They weren't prepared to reupload the entirety of their Resident Evil 3 playthrough.

    • @A_Black_Sheep94
      @A_Black_Sheep94 Před rokem +5

      God help us all

    • @FungIsSquish
      @FungIsSquish Před rokem +9

      @@Agripapost I was dizzy from lack of oxygen, I would drop dead if there was any more

    • @geothepoly
      @geothepoly Před rokem +13

      Studies show that an hour is the most an average human can handle before reaching a critical condition resulting in hospitalization

  • @kapnkoi4410
    @kapnkoi4410 Před rokem +269

    I go back just to listen to Chris tell the "Mario walks into a bar" joke and hear the pure sadness that is Zach 2 seconds after.

    • @saucysacrilegious
      @saucysacrilegious Před rokem +67

      they emulated pure dingdong and julian energy with that one, cory wheezing like he can't breathe and zach disappointedly saying "chris..."

    • @YamiFrankc
      @YamiFrankc Před rokem +1

      I don't even understand why he got sad

    • @charliehigginson7990
      @charliehigginson7990 Před rokem

      What’s the time stamp?

    • @kapnkoi4410
      @kapnkoi4410 Před rokem +3

      ​@@charliehigginson7990 7:55

    • @br3akstuff
      @br3akstuff Před rokem +3

      ​@@YamiFrankc It just isn't funny that's all 😭

  • @robbieboydudeguy
    @robbieboydudeguy Před rokem +156

    My favorite part of the fraternal twin bit is that it’s literally the only time Cory didn’t fuck up a fact and pronunciation. Everyone thought he was saying PATERNAL wrong, when fraternal refers to brothers lmao

    • @TheBanMan
      @TheBanMan Před rokem +36

      I think Cory accidentally invented a word that already exists, because he doesn't even sound like he knows what he's saying

    • @johannesschmeckelbauer5826
      @johannesschmeckelbauer5826 Před rokem +6

      I remember hearing him pronouncing it "ferternal" or "furtetnal" or something

    • @Fuges
      @Fuges Před rokem +22

      What’s even better is that instead of explaining what it meant he just kept repeating it as if they would suddenly understand

  • @varicosevaynes
    @varicosevaynes Před rokem +346

    I’m so glad they still draw cory with his iconic blue striped hoodie from the sleepycabin days

    • @ParappatheRapper
      @ParappatheRapper Před rokem +27

      It feels like forever ago, yet at the same time like it was yesterday.

    • @daltonbecker4494
      @daltonbecker4494 Před rokem +52

      Cory does seem like the kind of guy to wear clothes that he has owned for decades.

    • @Gobbygoblin
      @Gobbygoblin Před rokem +34

      @@daltonbecker4494 hes like a cartoon character who wears the same clothes

    • @henrynelson9301
      @henrynelson9301 Před rokem +11

      @@Gobbygoblinhe has a closet full of them like SpongeBob

    • @varicosevaynes
      @varicosevaynes Před rokem +5

      @@daltonbecker4494 like Chris Chan’s striped long sleeve

  • @screamy_
    @screamy_ Před rokem +575

    ITS TIME. years ago i saw a compilation called “best of cory being fucking crazy” and now its finally canon.

    • @c2HitsButtons
      @c2HitsButtons Před rokem +14

      That's an Otto one right?

    • @beansoup8171
      @beansoup8171 Před rokem +34

      I watched it recently again but it seems to be gone now
      Very sad
      Oh nvm it's unlisted. Found it in a playlist

    • @ducky-iu2pu
      @ducky-iu2pu Před rokem +2

      @@beansoup8171 i literally watched that yesterday wow

    • @mr.bungaloo6177
      @mr.bungaloo6177 Před rokem +1

      @@beansoup8171 which playlist?

    • @gugu5285
      @gugu5285 Před rokem +1

      @@beansoup8171 u gotta share the playlist brah

  • @Mtv-get-off-thee-air
    @Mtv-get-off-thee-air Před rokem +260

    I like how Zach poses the most complicated and intelligent questions

    • @alexneufeld6952
      @alexneufeld6952 Před rokem +107

      "Tomar would you get a cybernetic upgrade so that everyone can see how much piss is inside of you" - Zach, avengers 2020 playthrough

    • @geothepoly
      @geothepoly Před rokem

      "Tomar would you get metal bolts in your head if it increased your IQ by 10 points"

    • @alexneufeld6952
      @alexneufeld6952 Před rokem +10

      Im a moron its the noita play through

  • @JenniferH977
    @JenniferH977 Před rokem +49

    “First of all I’m taken ladies.”
    “Cory dude, nobody wanted you.”

  • @videonmode8649
    @videonmode8649 Před rokem +233

    Cory's brainwaves are so strong they can influence and damper the viewers brain cells

  • @AcidicMentality
    @AcidicMentality Před rokem +298

    12:32 omfg the legit rage is hilarious

    • @theequalizer694
      @theequalizer694 Před rokem +67

      Cory is the only person who can make zach genuinely angry lmfao

  • @trajanfidelis1532
    @trajanfidelis1532 Před rokem +938

    Cory's brain only has 3 wrinkles in it, but they're deeper than average.

    • @massivive
      @massivive Před rokem +108

      his wrinkles are colored blue, red, and yellow

    • @Romero_m8
      @Romero_m8 Před rokem +46

      His brain is in the shape of a star of Joseph

    • @yujiruffhanma3095
      @yujiruffhanma3095 Před rokem +7

      ​​@Study Anon Tomar emeralds man

    • @patrickmcelrath4962
      @patrickmcelrath4962 Před 4 měsíci +4

      @@Romero_m8 the same shape as mother bearing hips

  • @No_Life_Alex
    @No_Life_Alex Před 6 měsíci +14

    "i'm gonna have second hand embarrasment"
    "corey, it's first hand, you're doing it"

  • @Circuitssmith
    @Circuitssmith Před rokem +165

    “Let’s talk fat, come on man….”
    Zach’s little pocket Joe Biden clawing its way to freedom for another brief moment.

  • @Kids_Scissors
    @Kids_Scissors Před rokem +104

    Cory's brilliant power to cast a distortion field on the people around him whenever he talks is nothing short of amazing

  • @blondie2978
    @blondie2978 Před rokem +109

    52:41 "Sometimes my brain works faster than I can think" I fucking love our Dan Quayle of Internet Guys

    • @DistractedGlobeGuy
      @DistractedGlobeGuy Před rokem +7

      We need to get him on a podcast with Gavin Free and Rich Evans and just see what happens. It'll be like that time James IV put two babies on a remote island with a deaf and mute lady to see if they could develop their own language without any outside cultural influence.

  • @shailune
    @shailune Před 29 dny +4

    its amazing how much of an actual grounding force cory is to zach. anything zach could do or say is just blown out of the water by corys 'tism

  • @dalleme5656
    @dalleme5656 Před rokem +53

    12:05 the way cory says "there's more" breaks my dang heart man

  • @henrynelson9301
    @henrynelson9301 Před rokem +81

    “You guys were both alive when the USSR was still a country, and you’re getting Sonic toys!”

    • @kingmob2716
      @kingmob2716 Před rokem +12

      Cory: "I don't even know what the USSR is!"

    • @TheBfutgreg
      @TheBfutgreg Před 3 měsíci

      @@kingmob2716*USR

  • @Dreamfillah
    @Dreamfillah Před 10 měsíci +23

    Genuinely, unironically, wouldn't let Cory stand near my kids.

    • @GreatJinjonator
      @GreatJinjonator Před 10 měsíci +7

      I wouldn’t let him stand near me or any of my loved ones

    • @JRBDWD
      @JRBDWD Před 7 měsíci +1

      I wouldn't let Cory stand in McDonald's

  • @McDoinky
    @McDoinky Před rokem +119

    I like to imagine that he’s yelling “SPHERICAL!” at them in the thumbnail

    • @Madness200
      @Madness200 Před rokem +14

      I see it as him yelling that "MY BRAIN! NO! WOOOOOOORK!" he yelled in Indivisible.

    • @TheBanMan
      @TheBanMan Před rokem +5

      And then Niall falls on his face

    • @DistractedGlobeGuy
      @DistractedGlobeGuy Před rokem +1

      _"But Doctor Insano... _*_Doctor Insano... DOCTOR INSANO...!"_*

  • @lunebadru5997
    @lunebadru5997 Před měsícem +4

    Cory is so my type. Unhinged. No filter. Peak man

  • @thefappingfapster8644
    @thefappingfapster8644 Před rokem +255

    38:40 I never realized how many times Cory has said "mother bearing hips". Is he okay?

    • @henrynelson9301
      @henrynelson9301 Před rokem +63

      You’ve never heard of bearing and giving birth to a mother?

    • @AwesomeMooseSmile
      @AwesomeMooseSmile Před rokem

      I think he means that they are hips that birth and belong to mothers, but he just doesn't understand how retarded it sounds

    • @ihateroads7926
      @ihateroads7926 Před 11 měsíci +13

      To be fair, one of the times he says “mother bearing herms”

    • @donet0death240
      @donet0death240 Před 9 měsíci +4

      Mother birthing hips 😂

    • @peeeeeeeeeeaf
      @peeeeeeeeeeaf Před 3 měsíci +1

      @@henrynelson9301completely unrelated but this is actually a real things some bugs do where they give birth to a baby thats already pregnant

  • @DeffVsTheWorld
    @DeffVsTheWorld Před rokem +155

    We NEED Cory and Adam episodes. A true meeting of the minds.

    • @chaaseisstupid2036
      @chaaseisstupid2036 Před rokem +19

      Cory Adam and Zach just don't include chris

    • @androocomo1859
      @androocomo1859 Před rokem +11

      Cory is the sane one between him and Adam 💀💀💀

    • @GusanitoXYZ
      @GusanitoXYZ Před rokem

      It already happen but let’s pretend that boring Maple Story gameplay doesn’t exist

    • @DeffVsTheWorld
      @DeffVsTheWorld Před rokem

      way ahead of you buddy

    • @pyrogreg8
      @pyrogreg8 Před 8 měsíci +2

      you have Dark Souls 1 and 2 now

  • @dylanreeves7320
    @dylanreeves7320 Před rokem +25

    The kinds of things Zach says for comedic effect, Cory says as a genuine thought

  • @Sunshine-san
    @Sunshine-san Před rokem +96

    I don't know how else to describe it but everytime Chris and Cory are together it feels like watching a mother struggle to control her kid on a leash and harness in public

  • @BlissfulFishe
    @BlissfulFishe Před měsícem +6

    5:22 Zach talking about a porcelain mini me makes a lot of sense now after Smiling Friends

  • @konrad6688
    @konrad6688 Před rokem +53

    I like how Zach’s reactions to Cory’s hypothetical nonsense is the exact same as DingDong’s reactions to Chris’ hypothetical nonsense

  • @big_manny
    @big_manny Před rokem +386

    i love how at 35:10 cory says "fraternal twin" and since nobody had heard of that phrase they just assume its cory being crazy lmfao

    • @tahutoa
      @tahutoa Před rokem +48

      Bizarre how he's the only one to have heard of it

    • @Fuges
      @Fuges Před rokem +134

      the best part is that "fraternal twin" is a real thing, but instead of explaining it to them he just keeps repeating it as if that would make them understand

    • @lborlet5204
      @lborlet5204 Před rokem +59

      Mainly because he’s using it completely wrong, I’m pretty sure he meant Siamese twin

    • @henrynelson9301
      @henrynelson9301 Před rokem +5

      I’m pretty sure Cory was just accidentally correct that time

    • @reverbthevocal421
      @reverbthevocal421 Před rokem +9

      @@lborlet5204 No, he's using it correctly. A fraternal twin is when two egg cells are fertilized, while an identical twin is when a single egg cell creates two babies.

  • @googleisaterroristorganizan

    Cory truly has a bone in his brain 😂

  • @idfrigginkman
    @idfrigginkman Před rokem +372

    Anytime Cory's the focal point in a comp, you know it's gonna be good

  • @levferno483
    @levferno483 Před 3 měsíci +8

    This never gets old. It’s so hard to pin down my favorite bit, but Zach getting furious over Cory being unable to understand the translator bit is a gem.

  • @br3akstuff
    @br3akstuff Před rokem +23

    "Cory no one wanted you dude...anyway, go on" is so fucking funny

  • @thechadator5435
    @thechadator5435 Před rokem +73

    19:55 Cory goes gamer mode

    • @gabrieldinix
      @gabrieldinix Před měsícem +3

      The legitimate shock is what really gets me “Jesus Christ, Cory! Wh-what’s the need?”

  • @adamruiz3683
    @adamruiz3683 Před 2 měsíci +5

    There's nothing funnier than Corey saying something so unhinged that Chris and Zach both yell at him like disappointed parents.

  • @the_bob_squad
    @the_bob_squad Před rokem +133

    I love how the thumbnail is of Cory having a 'tism tantrum, but most of this is just him saying stuff that would get most people thrown in a padded cell

  • @eatshytforlife8751
    @eatshytforlife8751 Před rokem +16

    My favourite Cory quotes:
    -You can't excape i will r**e you
    - referring to sonic toys "they're not good they're epic"

  • @enthiegavoir5955
    @enthiegavoir5955 Před rokem +81

    Loving how he out-crazy's Zach

    • @Kirodev
      @Kirodev Před rokem +9

      The difference is Zach is intentionally crazy for the sake of the show while Cory 80% of the time is just legitimately clinically insane

  • @TheSquash3
    @TheSquash3 Před rokem +39

    Loved the mini super cut of every time he says “mother bearing hips”

  • @caswillsaveme
    @caswillsaveme Před rokem +78

    Cory going from collecting ugly little figures and being mad as shit about it, to him saying he wants a giant porn collection 😭😭

  • @dandy-jack
    @dandy-jack Před rokem +20

    "WOULD YOU LIKE TO SHARPEN A PENCIL"
    "WHAT ARE YOU *_TALKING_* ABOUT???"

  • @WarpxD
    @WarpxD Před rokem +57

    39:30 Never saw Chris laugh this hard holy shit

    • @lavans5721
      @lavans5721 Před rokem +7

      Maybe the Ash Redfield bit? 47:48

  • @jeniskindof
    @jeniskindof Před 2 měsíci +9

    Cory walks a fine line between needing Velcro shoes and omnipotent being

  • @Zlarel
    @Zlarel Před 11 měsíci +15

    25:33 I love the pause between Cory saying "Show her what for" and Zach calling him out on it. I'm just imagining Zach's expression as he mulls over what he just heard.

  • @Abysalss
    @Abysalss Před rokem +58

    The hardest thing about deciphering Cory is that he’s both a pathological liar and his brain also works in a crazy way with making nonsensical connections, I genuinely don’t think he can even help it when he makes something up

  • @nickgriffin3500
    @nickgriffin3500 Před 7 měsíci +8

    Corey was absolutely gonna put that Starfire toy in a jar

  • @Profile__1
    @Profile__1 Před rokem +51

    If Cory ever becomes senile, he'll actually start making more sense than before.

  • @xersilusftw3245
    @xersilusftw3245 Před rokem +19

    Every single sentence cory says is like getting flashbanged in a dark room

  • @Hank..
    @Hank.. Před rokem +46

    the confusion over the translator bit was way funnier than the actual bit wouldve been

  • @kingmullet4and20
    @kingmullet4and20 Před 2 měsíci +4

    9:38 “I will pretend to be a mouth breather!” Pretend?

  • @nono-xm8yl
    @nono-xm8yl Před rokem +59

    I like that in the Happy Meal story, Zach asks whether the Sonic toys are cool, at least. Like he could imagine himself doing the same thing if McDonalds had cool toys pertaining to his own interests.

    • @Kirodev
      @Kirodev Před rokem +6

      Donald Trump toy.

  • @Stick_gun
    @Stick_gun Před rokem +30

    9:35 " I will pretend to bwe a mouf bwever" I think about this every day

  • @mistertwister2000
    @mistertwister2000 Před rokem +27

    Cory can go to depths that no one else can. He can frustrate even Zach, he can tire out Chris, he is the final boss of OneyPlays

  • @lowhp_comic
    @lowhp_comic Před rokem +9

    _"Return my wig or suffer the slab"_

  • @stydermmb
    @stydermmb Před rokem +25

    CIA interrogators could not get out of me some of the things Cory says for free

  • @mcfearsun
    @mcfearsun Před měsícem +4

    Cory mistaking Jimmy Neutron for “Isaac Cumfrey” will always make me laugh

  • @johnnobon
    @johnnobon Před rokem +7

    "I do not have autism, but Mario walks into a bar..." LMFAO

  • @nigelketchumberry5709
    @nigelketchumberry5709 Před rokem +59

    i think we should force Cory and Adam to live together for a year in a padded room just having conversations and record it, pretty sure we'd solve all the world's problems deciphering what nonsense they blather out

    • @ragdollinballin
      @ragdollinballin Před 5 měsíci +2

      trying to understand that would force humanity's brains to evolve and become more intelligent just to figure it out so that would probably actually work lmao

  • @Gh0st3009
    @Gh0st3009 Před rokem +71

    This implies that Cory, from now on, will be sane

  • @LimeDeB
    @LimeDeB Před rokem +29

    The way the comp goes from 40 minutes of Cory being this simple, unhinged weirdo to like a 10 minute segment of him completely amazing and impressing the group with his ability to outsmart the Zelda game, and making himself look like a genius just makes him so much more fascinating.

  • @saladparfait
    @saladparfait Před rokem +37

    35:10 Fraternal twins are twins that are still genetically distinct from each other. Score 1 for Cory.

  • @Hakudohshi
    @Hakudohshi Před rokem +18

    Cory is the human incarnation of the Orb of Confusion from Spongebob.

    • @JRBDWD
      @JRBDWD Před 7 měsíci +1

      Holy fuck! You are right!