BEST OF CORY BEING CRAZY
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Cory can recite Chris Chan videos word-for-word without a second thought, but he can't remember if Adolf Hitler and Winston Churchill were alive at the same time.
He forgot Darth Vader wields a Lightsaber but was otherwise able to draw him.
most normal christorian
That’s autism for ya lol
Tbf, Chris Chan is more documented then Jesus Christ, supposed savior of humanity, so do with that, what you will
@@twidgetron328”oh yeah, they don’t have AK-47s in Star Wars”
Cory is everything we jokingly say Tomar is
You think it's a joke? Cute... your but a worm.
I've never considered Tomar genuinely retarded and not funny.
a good, honest law-abiding citizen?
Someone with peak mental stability?
Someone with a stable 401k?
Cory's ability to consistently frustrate and/or confuse Zach is a testament to the depths of his quirkiness.
Drunken master vs sword saint, except with auts
Or his stupidity😊
Silly crazy man vs crazy silly man
"quirkiness" is a nice way of saying *gorilla noises*
i don't think it's very hard to get zach to comment on your genuine social retardation he very clearly loves analyzing that out loud to make fun of said social retardation
Corey's ability to make Zach Hadel, co-creator of Smiling Friends, the grounded and normal one of any conversation without fail, is nothing short of a talent.
I’d love for Cory to be in a future Smiling Friends episode tbh
Smiling Friends comes off as fairly normal to me. What really showcases Zachary and Christopher’s derangement is Hellbenders.
@@iost5459 now I wanna see an episode where Pim and Charlie interact with the Zach and Chris from Hellbenders
@@101kirbyfan Chris and Zach’s characters haven’t smiled since their show got canned, that would be a brilliant episode.
@@iost5459 it would be cool to see some spiritual successor characters from hellbenders tied into smiling friends, I go crazy for newgrounds throwbacks lol
It's insane that cory can somehow make both chris and zach become the straight man when he starts saying shit
Fucking right? One wants to boil milk; the other asked Tomar if he'd cry if a yellow glob came out of his penis: but Cory outranks them all as King of Cloudcuckoo Land
At the same time too its practically Cory's superpower
literal cartoon characters of humans and they're forced to be the straight man when Cory goes big mode
@@tootsie_ big mode is an incredible decription. i love it
I know that Zach and Chris could be SOOOOO much more cursed than Corey if they tried... but they know that it’s funnier if they just be themselves... like Corey is doing.
Cory has a third eye, but it’s filled with cataracts
holy fuck this is amazing
DONT LOOK INTO THE EYE DONT LOOK INTO THE EYE DONT LOOK INTO THE EYE
Its all yellow and milky. Its can see into the future but only by one second so its not that cool.
This is so true
@@YurrWhat but it makes him a god at Sonic
Cory is disturbingly similar to Charlie from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia where he'll randomly make up a word and instantly expect everyone to know what it means without any context whatsoever
YOU ARE SO RIGHT
You know damn well Cory’s favorite food is milksteak
@@josephikrakowski1137 with a side of the finest jellybeans!
“He’s doing the wingle dance.”
“What the fuck did you just say, Cory? Was that even English?”
Denim chicken?
“I have nothing against shit fetishes-“
“I do.”
“I do.”
That's what the nigga draws
Best one in my opinion
I love how straight and jokeless Zach opinion is. "it's disgusting and unsanitary"
@@MitridatedCarbon tbf most fetishes are
@@randomweinerhole1649 tbf it's not changing that it's disgusting and unsanitary
“Let’s talk fat” is an S-tier conversation starter.
hey fat come on, man come on fat come on man
C’mon, fat
let’s talk fat, fat
Campaign '22
"Let's talk fat" VS "Kill the fatstards"
Which message will resonate with Voters?
Come on fat come on man come on Jack.
no FAT no FAT no FAT
Corey is the unstable coomer game lord that lives in all of us
He was half responsible for Gaper Mario
I wear my cory on my sleeves
Corey is uninhibited Id
so peak male performance
@@cervichthyoquine and he gave us Punio wearing latex thigh-highs getting his ass eaten out.
Bless him, truly.
25:16 "how would you feel if Cory was the one human who never died?"
"...that would be so fucking typical of Cory..."
It would though! 😂😂
This is still one of my all time favorite oneyplays quotes.
He probably will somehow knowing him
I FUCKING love cory so much because he'll mispronounce some entire phrase, hear the corrected version, and not repeat it, so it'll never stay retained in his vocab
He's just like Rich Evans.
mother bearing hips
an hour of cory’s spectrum spectacles? count me braindead
It's been observed that those who spend a lot of time with a schizophrenic end up experiencing a mild form of it. This explains a lot of what we've seen with the gang.
an audaciously alluring alliteration, assuredly
tienes comida en casa?
This is the greatest comment
Holy shit this comment killed me
‘Would you like to sharpen a pencil’ has got me literally fucking crying
ITS DOOOONE
The fact Cory said it without a hint of hesitation makes it so much better.
@@gugu5285 "Yyyyes!" LOOK THEYRE CELEBRATING AT OUR FAILURE
That was great !
I have no idea what he thinks the bit even is.
17:38
“What’s Ancient Philosophy?”
It couldn’t be more literal Cory
He wants to know if you mean Hellenistic, classical or pre-socratic. Obviously.
Cory is literally Aristotle
Zack yelling “IT’S DONE!” when Cory messes up the bit for the 3rd time is my favorite part lol
To Cory, crazy frog is just normal frog
Boring Frog
frog
fro
Fr
F
"The three wise men."
_"There's four people, Cory."_
Cory calling hexagons the Star of Joseph and the biohazard symbol the Star of Bishop will never not make me laugh
It’s the same fuckin thiiiing 😂😂😂
Him having no clue who David and Goliath are also just killed me man.
He thought it was a Jack Black movie 😂
Don't forget calling Jimmy Neutron "Jimmy Amadeus Helperman"
35:35 "Cory, I'm scared of you, sometimes, when you say things like that." just kind of sums up the whole video.
Cory sticking a cd case up his butt will forever be one of my favorite moments.
A cylindrical CD holder, you mean. A bit less crazy, but still unhinged.
Chris that's so cringey...
A CD holder using a trash bag as a "condom"
It's still there.
The thing that gets me isn't that he shoved it up his ass, but how open he was about doing it. You have to respect that level of shamelessness
10:37 I love this bit going wrong so much. It starts with Cory being confused and not sure what's going on, then it turns into him getting it but wanting to take the bit one direction that Zach and Chris don't get, so it devolves into anger and confusion about where to take the joke.
When Zach screams “ITS DEAD” it’s so funny he is never the person who kills the bit so u know it’s bad
would you liek to sharpen a pencil ?
When Corey instead of translating for the THIRD TIME said “Oh I’m the translat-“ I can’t even, dude is special
I think you're giving him too much credit.
@@HL_Eminence Not at all.
7:55 Zach's iconic Ding dong impression
Real.
“Where did you hear that”😭😭😭😭
Oh god.
He never said that.
this entire bit is fucking lost on me, what is it supposed to mean
I absolutely love that no one has corrected Corey's terminology when he says "Mother-bearing hips"
It's his signature
It's become an accepted and welcomed Cory-exclusive idiosyncrasy. A "Spazm", if you will.
Cory being censored even after being allowed to say such monstrous things is frightening.
"What's the need?" Zach sounds disgusted AND disappointed
What dude say
??
@@joshknollenberg7334 Whatever you want it to be, I doubt it was as funny as the reactions
You even got to hear the forbidden 4th sound effect they hardly ever use for bleeps, and what a treat it is
Whoever came up with the Donkey Kong sounds as a censor is a fucking genius.
Most likely Chris considering he adores chimps and apes.
Thanks
They should put it over other famous moments of foulness, like Michael Richards at the Laugh Factory
"Brustel sprouts"
this is by far the most unforgivable cory-ism
The best part is that I think he arrived at that spelling by confusing Brussels with rustle, as in to rustle up some grub. Both words entered into the black hole of Cory's mind and became twisted and mutated.
You forgot the silent Q
Nah definitely forgetting what a lightsaber is and forgetting Jimmy neutrons name twice
Coh-log-knee.
@@SlowbunagaWHAT THE HELL IS A "CHABB LISS?!"
Cory 100% could have become Chris Chan, if not for the water people in his early life
They set him straight
I like how it’s all because of the water people and not his art skills
@@henrynelson9301 "Art Skills" Translation: Diaper, fart fetish and scat porn.
@@lucasottens8506 what are you talking about
Sleepycast fan spotted
Cory really knows how to unbuckle my seatbelt
Cory told me if I didn't keep my seatbelt off while going 80 on the freeway he'd put nail polish remover in my eyes
Cory told me if I needed to pee while he was driving just to do it into his mouth
Isn’t he ZANY?
Isn’t he CRAZY?
Isn’t he JUST A LITTLE OFF?
He's NUTS of some sort.
Zany Hadel and Crazy O'Neal
ISN'T HE A BIT OUT OF LEFT FIELD, SO TO SPEAK?
erm his brain damage is a little cringe my darling
Hes pushing a grandma of a cliff! There he goes! What tomfoolery!
I love when Cory has an idea and it’s just 5 uninterrupted seconds of censoring
The entire Sonic Heroes playthrough is just one big tangent
Where am I?
It’s more of a cosine imo
A 9 hour fever dream
my favorite cory moments where when he forgot jimmy neutrons name on two separate occasions
He said James Isaac Neutron 😂
@@aniquinstark4347 Erm that's actually his full name
@@aniquinstark4347 that’s literally what Jimmy’s mom says when he gets in trouble
Not only did he forget Jimmy's name, but he was somehow able to remember the name of the kid from Teacher's Pet.
@@aniquinstark4347 *Jimmy Amadeus Hulperman
I'm pretty sure Cory is the only thing that can get Zach to "break character" and just react in shock. Normally he can kinda go toe-to-toe with the others and their silliness, but with Cory, Zach sounds so distraught and confused.
Zach’s little “yes” at 14:08 fucking gets me every time
Eyes
Cory is on the fun side of the spectrum
Out of all the bits in this video Cory having a girlfriend is the most insane one
For a long time now too
@@Corkoth55 yeah he’s been with Lexi for like a decade at this point, Cory was a chad all along
@Radigan Sounds pretty Chad to me
@Radigan It's been that way for a long time now buddy.
@Radigan except that those people really do exist, even if they're rare.
Cory's sharpen pencil translation is fucking genius.
I was able to watch the whole thing, but him calling Big Ben “Ben Drowned tower” at 34:45 is what finally broke me.
This one truly proved to me that Cory is an ascended being
@@jerrysmith8814TATSUYA PFP SPOTTED!!
Cory is from some alternate dimension where things are named slightly differently.
He's from the Mandela dimension
They should bless us with an official comp of cory spelling things differently
The man delailah
theres also two different versions of judaism in his dimension
there is way more than an hour worth of Cory man.
Yes, but could you handle more?
They weren't prepared to reupload the entirety of their Resident Evil 3 playthrough.
God help us all
@@Agripapost I was dizzy from lack of oxygen, I would drop dead if there was any more
Studies show that an hour is the most an average human can handle before reaching a critical condition resulting in hospitalization
I go back just to listen to Chris tell the "Mario walks into a bar" joke and hear the pure sadness that is Zach 2 seconds after.
they emulated pure dingdong and julian energy with that one, cory wheezing like he can't breathe and zach disappointedly saying "chris..."
I don't even understand why he got sad
What’s the time stamp?
@@charliehigginson7990 7:55
@@YamiFrankc It just isn't funny that's all 😭
My favorite part of the fraternal twin bit is that it’s literally the only time Cory didn’t fuck up a fact and pronunciation. Everyone thought he was saying PATERNAL wrong, when fraternal refers to brothers lmao
I think Cory accidentally invented a word that already exists, because he doesn't even sound like he knows what he's saying
I remember hearing him pronouncing it "ferternal" or "furtetnal" or something
What’s even better is that instead of explaining what it meant he just kept repeating it as if they would suddenly understand
I’m so glad they still draw cory with his iconic blue striped hoodie from the sleepycabin days
It feels like forever ago, yet at the same time like it was yesterday.
Cory does seem like the kind of guy to wear clothes that he has owned for decades.
@@daltonbecker4494 hes like a cartoon character who wears the same clothes
@@Gobbygoblinhe has a closet full of them like SpongeBob
@@daltonbecker4494 like Chris Chan’s striped long sleeve
ITS TIME. years ago i saw a compilation called “best of cory being fucking crazy” and now its finally canon.
That's an Otto one right?
I watched it recently again but it seems to be gone now
Very sad
Oh nvm it's unlisted. Found it in a playlist
@@beansoup8171 i literally watched that yesterday wow
@@beansoup8171 which playlist?
@@beansoup8171 u gotta share the playlist brah
I like how Zach poses the most complicated and intelligent questions
"Tomar would you get a cybernetic upgrade so that everyone can see how much piss is inside of you" - Zach, avengers 2020 playthrough
"Tomar would you get metal bolts in your head if it increased your IQ by 10 points"
Im a moron its the noita play through
“First of all I’m taken ladies.”
“Cory dude, nobody wanted you.”
Cory's brainwaves are so strong they can influence and damper the viewers brain cells
Can conform
12:32 omfg the legit rage is hilarious
Cory is the only person who can make zach genuinely angry lmfao
Cory's brain only has 3 wrinkles in it, but they're deeper than average.
his wrinkles are colored blue, red, and yellow
His brain is in the shape of a star of Joseph
@Study Anon Tomar emeralds man
@@Romero_m8 the same shape as mother bearing hips
"i'm gonna have second hand embarrasment"
"corey, it's first hand, you're doing it"
“Let’s talk fat, come on man….”
Zach’s little pocket Joe Biden clawing its way to freedom for another brief moment.
Cory's brilliant power to cast a distortion field on the people around him whenever he talks is nothing short of amazing
52:41 "Sometimes my brain works faster than I can think" I fucking love our Dan Quayle of Internet Guys
We need to get him on a podcast with Gavin Free and Rich Evans and just see what happens. It'll be like that time James IV put two babies on a remote island with a deaf and mute lady to see if they could develop their own language without any outside cultural influence.
its amazing how much of an actual grounding force cory is to zach. anything zach could do or say is just blown out of the water by corys 'tism
12:05 the way cory says "there's more" breaks my dang heart man
“You guys were both alive when the USSR was still a country, and you’re getting Sonic toys!”
Cory: "I don't even know what the USSR is!"
@@kingmob2716*USR
Genuinely, unironically, wouldn't let Cory stand near my kids.
I wouldn’t let him stand near me or any of my loved ones
I wouldn't let Cory stand in McDonald's
I like to imagine that he’s yelling “SPHERICAL!” at them in the thumbnail
I see it as him yelling that "MY BRAIN! NO! WOOOOOOORK!" he yelled in Indivisible.
And then Niall falls on his face
_"But Doctor Insano... _*_Doctor Insano... DOCTOR INSANO...!"_*
Cory is so my type. Unhinged. No filter. Peak man
38:40 I never realized how many times Cory has said "mother bearing hips". Is he okay?
You’ve never heard of bearing and giving birth to a mother?
I think he means that they are hips that birth and belong to mothers, but he just doesn't understand how retarded it sounds
To be fair, one of the times he says “mother bearing herms”
Mother birthing hips 😂
@@henrynelson9301completely unrelated but this is actually a real things some bugs do where they give birth to a baby thats already pregnant
We NEED Cory and Adam episodes. A true meeting of the minds.
Cory Adam and Zach just don't include chris
Cory is the sane one between him and Adam 💀💀💀
It already happen but let’s pretend that boring Maple Story gameplay doesn’t exist
way ahead of you buddy
you have Dark Souls 1 and 2 now
The kinds of things Zach says for comedic effect, Cory says as a genuine thought
I don't know how else to describe it but everytime Chris and Cory are together it feels like watching a mother struggle to control her kid on a leash and harness in public
5:22 Zach talking about a porcelain mini me makes a lot of sense now after Smiling Friends
I like how Zach’s reactions to Cory’s hypothetical nonsense is the exact same as DingDong’s reactions to Chris’ hypothetical nonsense
i love how at 35:10 cory says "fraternal twin" and since nobody had heard of that phrase they just assume its cory being crazy lmfao
Bizarre how he's the only one to have heard of it
the best part is that "fraternal twin" is a real thing, but instead of explaining it to them he just keeps repeating it as if that would make them understand
Mainly because he’s using it completely wrong, I’m pretty sure he meant Siamese twin
I’m pretty sure Cory was just accidentally correct that time
@@lborlet5204 No, he's using it correctly. A fraternal twin is when two egg cells are fertilized, while an identical twin is when a single egg cell creates two babies.
Cory truly has a bone in his brain 😂
Anytime Cory's the focal point in a comp, you know it's gonna be good
the FECAL point, hrm?
This never gets old. It’s so hard to pin down my favorite bit, but Zach getting furious over Cory being unable to understand the translator bit is a gem.
"Cory no one wanted you dude...anyway, go on" is so fucking funny
19:55 Cory goes gamer mode
The legitimate shock is what really gets me “Jesus Christ, Cory! Wh-what’s the need?”
There's nothing funnier than Corey saying something so unhinged that Chris and Zach both yell at him like disappointed parents.
I love how the thumbnail is of Cory having a 'tism tantrum, but most of this is just him saying stuff that would get most people thrown in a padded cell
My favourite Cory quotes:
-You can't excape i will r**e you
- referring to sonic toys "they're not good they're epic"
_"Hello, sir, would you like to sharpen a pencil?"_
Loving how he out-crazy's Zach
The difference is Zach is intentionally crazy for the sake of the show while Cory 80% of the time is just legitimately clinically insane
Loved the mini super cut of every time he says “mother bearing hips”
Cory going from collecting ugly little figures and being mad as shit about it, to him saying he wants a giant porn collection 😭😭
hes my spirit animal
"WOULD YOU LIKE TO SHARPEN A PENCIL"
"WHAT ARE YOU *_TALKING_* ABOUT???"
39:30 Never saw Chris laugh this hard holy shit
Maybe the Ash Redfield bit? 47:48
Cory walks a fine line between needing Velcro shoes and omnipotent being
25:33 I love the pause between Cory saying "Show her what for" and Zach calling him out on it. I'm just imagining Zach's expression as he mulls over what he just heard.
The hardest thing about deciphering Cory is that he’s both a pathological liar and his brain also works in a crazy way with making nonsensical connections, I genuinely don’t think he can even help it when he makes something up
Corey was absolutely gonna put that Starfire toy in a jar
If Cory ever becomes senile, he'll actually start making more sense than before.
Every single sentence cory says is like getting flashbanged in a dark room
the confusion over the translator bit was way funnier than the actual bit wouldve been
9:38 “I will pretend to be a mouth breather!” Pretend?
I like that in the Happy Meal story, Zach asks whether the Sonic toys are cool, at least. Like he could imagine himself doing the same thing if McDonalds had cool toys pertaining to his own interests.
Donald Trump toy.
9:35 " I will pretend to bwe a mouf bwever" I think about this every day
Cory can go to depths that no one else can. He can frustrate even Zach, he can tire out Chris, he is the final boss of OneyPlays
Ll
I wanna say the only one he has yet to break is Tomar
_"Return my wig or suffer the slab"_
CIA interrogators could not get out of me some of the things Cory says for free
Cory mistaking Jimmy Neutron for “Isaac Cumfrey” will always make me laugh
"I do not have autism, but Mario walks into a bar..." LMFAO
i think we should force Cory and Adam to live together for a year in a padded room just having conversations and record it, pretty sure we'd solve all the world's problems deciphering what nonsense they blather out
trying to understand that would force humanity's brains to evolve and become more intelligent just to figure it out so that would probably actually work lmao
This implies that Cory, from now on, will be sane
Its not a complete series tho
The way the comp goes from 40 minutes of Cory being this simple, unhinged weirdo to like a 10 minute segment of him completely amazing and impressing the group with his ability to outsmart the Zelda game, and making himself look like a genius just makes him so much more fascinating.
35:10 Fraternal twins are twins that are still genetically distinct from each other. Score 1 for Cory.
Cory is the human incarnation of the Orb of Confusion from Spongebob.
Holy fuck! You are right!