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  • čas přidán 6. 12. 2012
  • Two and a Half Men S10E10 "One Nut Johnson"
    Walden Schmidt (Ashton Kutcher), Alan Harper (Jon Cryer), Susan (Rebecca Marshall)
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Komentáře • 833

  • @clevelandcbi
    @clevelandcbi Před 5 lety +1554

    "She forgets to use the bathroom, along with everything she learned in Sunday school."
    -damn great line.

    • @insearchofpeace2151
      @insearchofpeace2151 Před 4 lety +6

      What does Sunday School mean?

    • @SirLoinofBeef235
      @SirLoinofBeef235 Před 4 lety +14

      Looks don't count nearly as much as money. Proof? Bezos, nuff said

    • @insearchofpeace2151
      @insearchofpeace2151 Před 4 lety +2

      @@SSDavyS Didn't receive a notification of your comment before, but thanks for explanation man. 👍👍

    • @SSDavyS
      @SSDavyS Před 4 lety +2

      @@insearchofpeace2151 we cool bruh :)

    • @duanesnyder2945
      @duanesnyder2945 Před 4 lety +3

      Date night in USA 101

  • @santiagoruizvalle5668
    @santiagoruizvalle5668 Před 6 lety +2768

    The Lorenzo von Matterhorn

  • @wayzel1
    @wayzel1 Před 4 lety +495

    This may just be the most truthful scene in the history of television. I can't imagine a more truthful scenario being played out except when this happens exactly like this in real life.

    • @grasthube
      @grasthube Před 3 lety +15

      another incel mgtow virgin here

    • @theashpilez
      @theashpilez Před 2 lety +5

      They all have a dollar sign on the road to cooch ville

    • @thechosenone1533
      @thechosenone1533 Před 2 lety +24

      This whole show was the most truthful show in the history of television. No other show tells the reality of modern marriage and relationships.

    • @shobhitgupta2738
      @shobhitgupta2738 Před 2 lety +3

      @@grasthube aww found gold digger.

    • @shirwadkaryash460
      @shirwadkaryash460 Před 2 lety +2

      @@vrushalideshpande7016 don't you think that walden actually looked like Sushant Singh Rajput 😭

  • @Pauliee7
    @Pauliee7 Před 8 lety +1995

    "i still dont see the problem" alan you genius!

    • @EmptyMan000
      @EmptyMan000 Před 5 lety +11

      @Pyro Head Yes but marriage or babies is always on the mind of gold-digging women who try to hook up with affluent men to have a stronger stranglehold on the money. What good is all the succ succ, if you have to keep worrying about the women giving you some harping after your bank account? Even worse if the relationships become long term? Then your worth is only defined by currency and you'll have to resort cycling through unpleasant ladies until you're too old to have relations anymore.

    • @derekwhite1870
      @derekwhite1870 Před 4 lety +4

      EmptyMan000 that’s why you find love at a young age or a woman couple points than you would normally

    • @tsoul1333
      @tsoul1333 Před 4 lety +6

      that's only because he's never had Waldens experience or what I have.
      being able to put myself in others their shoes and feel their annoyance.

    • @Archarrow520
      @Archarrow520 Před 4 lety +7

      But what if the gold digger intentionally stops taking her birth control and you get her pregnant she has your money forever

    • @martinpetrov7475
      @martinpetrov7475 Před 3 lety +1

      cheap joke

  • @smvml89
    @smvml89 Před 5 lety +962

    -I changed my mind about that drink...
    -Me too. Bye

    • @frenchify7506
      @frenchify7506 Před 5 lety +34

      Exactly lmfao. "Here's a golden shovel"

    • @youknowwhoiam2771
      @youknowwhoiam2771 Před 4 lety +3

      Wasting a morning glory?

    • @sullymirzayanov6275
      @sullymirzayanov6275 Před 4 lety +4

      Walden has been doing that a lot and finally wanted to settle down

    • @anthonyabba7603
      @anthonyabba7603 Před 3 lety +2

      true...''..if you are looking for something i am not the right person take yr 'dig'/shovel and get outta here... :) ''

  • @tropical9913
    @tropical9913 Před 3 lety +222

    This scene is brilliant, cause this is how it goes in real life.

    • @geraltofrivia9424
      @geraltofrivia9424 Před 2 lety +1

      How would you know?

    • @helprehouseourvets6919
      @helprehouseourvets6919 Před rokem +4

      @@geraltofrivia9424🤣😂😄😅Bcus there isn't one woman who once she finds out a guy she originally thought (wasn't worth her time could BUY all of her time) ...(is beyond) loaded⁉️👈🏾suddenly becomes totally into & interested in him. It's life.

    • @geraltofrivia9424
      @geraltofrivia9424 Před rokem +1

      @@helprehouseourvets6919 Lol ok whatever makes you think your opinion is a fact.

    • @helprehouseourvets6919
      @helprehouseourvets6919 Před rokem

      @@geraltofrivia9424 As a woman it IS my opinion. Not all women want a broke ahzz man. Point blank periodT.

    • @mamtajoshi30
      @mamtajoshi30 Před rokem

      ​@@helprehouseourvets6919 What does "Loaded" Mean??
      Does that mean 'Having a lot of money' ??

  • @emilebongkiyung8089
    @emilebongkiyung8089 Před 4 lety +134

    Whoever the writers of this show are, they're geniuses.

    • @nitinkapoor1369
      @nitinkapoor1369 Před rokem +2

      Scene was copied from Lorenzo von from how i met your mother

    • @helprehouseourvets6919
      @helprehouseourvets6919 Před rokem +4

      ​@@nitinkapoor1369 No. It's copied from real life.

    • @DeFuchs
      @DeFuchs Před 6 měsíci

      There only watch the loroenzo von Matterhorn @ himym

    • @RJ-xh4xb
      @RJ-xh4xb Před 4 měsíci

      Genius at plagiarism...it's the Lorenzo Von Matterhorn.

  • @catlikepizzagaming8280
    @catlikepizzagaming8280 Před 3 lety +1005

    Charlie got laid without most of them knowing how much money he had

    • @AllenHanPR
      @AllenHanPR Před 3 lety +52

      Charlie didn't have my grandkids are set for life money.

    • @catlikepizzagaming8280
      @catlikepizzagaming8280 Před 3 lety +13

      Allen Han not really where I was heading with my comment

    • @robertp9887
      @robertp9887 Před 3 lety +7

      @@catlikepizzagaming8280 don't worry bro I get what you meant.

    • @dshaprin
      @dshaprin Před 3 lety +153

      But he almost always used the fact, that he has a Malibu beach house

    • @renaldo4932
      @renaldo4932 Před 3 lety +10

      success always attracts pussy , imagine if you had one and men were hittin on you , who would YOU choose ? ahahahahahahahahahahaha

  • @toddadams8420
    @toddadams8420 Před 5 lety +217

    That yellow shirt of Alan's did at least 8 seasons

  • @mindgames50
    @mindgames50 Před rokem +25

    Most accurate scene that depicts real life in the history of the world

  • @whapakwhapak
    @whapakwhapak Před 6 lety +270

    what walden schmidt? its michael kelso!

  • @Sunsetseaman
    @Sunsetseaman Před 3 lety +106

    Alan taught me if you didn't have cash you have no right to love

    • @theinsurance2450
      @theinsurance2450 Před 3 lety +12

      And if you have cash she will take it along with your house.
      Only number 3 women or lower on the hot scale actually care about you. Everyone else is just using as a atm.

    • @johnjohn-kd7fl
      @johnjohn-kd7fl Před 3 lety +1

      @@theinsurance2450 and men use women for a cock sheath. Learn to play the game.

    • @leviathandiabolo6296
      @leviathandiabolo6296 Před 3 lety +1

      @@johnjohn-kd7fl Not all men do that

    • @johnjohn-kd7fl
      @johnjohn-kd7fl Před 3 lety

      @@leviathandiabolo6296 true, there are a lot of dumb emotional pansies.

    • @Valeriaa6240
      @Valeriaa6240 Před 3 lety +5

      @@theinsurance2450 why do looks matter so much ??? How is being a 3 any bad ...u r just as selfish as those women .. they like ur money and u only like them for their looks ..u guys r alike

  • @thecowboy9698
    @thecowboy9698 Před 7 lety +103

    "I still don't see the problem." Lol!

  • @fugglesticktheugly4322
    @fugglesticktheugly4322 Před 6 lety +409

    I wish I had that problem

    • @duburakiba
      @duburakiba Před 4 lety +4

      yes

    • @omaraellosiii8171
      @omaraellosiii8171 Před 4 lety

      Fugglestick theugly 😂😂😂👍🏽

    • @architius
      @architius Před 4 lety +1

      It gets old real quick man

    • @gameofthugs4839
      @gameofthugs4839 Před 4 lety +5

      @@architius I WISH I HAD THAT PROBLEM TOO!... AND I CAN SEE HOW IT WOULD GET OLD....BUT THATS ONE OF THOSE .....GOOD PROBLEMS...LIKE HAVING SO MANY NEW SHOES, YOU DONT HAVE A PLACE TO KEEP THEM ALL!

    • @dwightsmith4641
      @dwightsmith4641 Před 3 lety +3

      Game ofThugs - Sorry, but women are not shoes or a possession of any type in this day and age. They come with strings attached that can take half of everything you own and most of your future earnings. If you don’t make enough or they get vindictive against you there might be prison in your future. If you toy with them at work or school you might find yourself fired or expelled. They steal your children from you and use the government (family court) to destroy your life. Even when they choose to stay with you there is always that day they might wake up and say to you, “I’m not happy!” In westernized countries the sword of Damocles is constantly above your head if you are in a relationship and a male. The gynocentric society we live in has men classified as third class citizens equivalent to slaves. Alan’s situation with Judith is a case in point. Notice how Feminist Hollywood depicts all men as bumbling fools or sinister evil killers with absolutely no normal men with knowledge and even temperament. Marriage rates and birth rates have never been lower in the US. Ever wonder why?

  • @Graveyard151
    @Graveyard151 Před 6 lety +924

    Anybody else think that it's a little harsh to judge Walden based on comparisons to Charlie? I actually really liked Walden. I feel like most people's problem with his character is that he was meant to be a replacement and therefore was meant to be just like Charlie. But he is a good character and if he had been on the show from the start instead of Charlie, I feel like people wouldn't dislike him that much, if not at all. Obviously Charlie's character was better but Walden in my opinion was not a bad character at all

    • @user-rp2pf2fx3c
      @user-rp2pf2fx3c Před 6 lety +33

      Graveyard151 i completely agree with you

    • @thearabiangigolo8559
      @thearabiangigolo8559 Před 6 lety +11

      Fuck off tater head.

    • @Jaykayrajput
      @Jaykayrajput Před 6 lety +23

      Graveyard151 tell me something, if you really loved a pizza from a pizza place near your place and owners replaced by new generation... Wouldn't you want the same pizza you loved from them? I know I would...
      Well I am hungry now

    • @user-rp2pf2fx3c
      @user-rp2pf2fx3c Před 6 lety +24

      RJ jr. What he is trying to tell is that Charlie was great and we all loved him and the owners of the show put him away. Walden came in. Now we cant criticise walden for the fact that he replaced our favourite actor. We need to be fair. Yes charlie left and he got replaced. Dont take your anger on Walden but on the show owners. You get it now?

    • @socklock1957
      @socklock1957 Před 6 lety +22

      You're right. Charlie was great, no doubt, but when he was replaced by Walden, it never bothered me. I actually thought he was really good, I saw him act funny in many episodes and thought "Wow, that's something". The hate he gets is completely undeserved.

  • @EmmawATsonFaN1000
    @EmmawATsonFaN1000 Před 3 lety +162

    I must be in the minority who didnt mind Ashton in two and a half men. Obviously he couldn't live up to Charlie, but he did great!

    • @youknowwho257
      @youknowwho257 Před 3 lety +15

      Well, not "great" maybe, but not a "ok" too, i think "good job" is more properly, the only problem was that he had to replace a living legend, and that damaged his character's image.

    • @russellwestbrookyellingatw9381
    • @johniemitchell9764
      @johniemitchell9764 Před rokem +1

      Well this was the most viewed episode in the shows history an even Charlie himself said he liked his performance

    • @fortynights1513
      @fortynights1513 Před rokem +3

      @@youknowwho257 Ashton Kutcher was fine, but the character of Walden didn’t really fit the tone the show had already set for itself, so a lot of people who had been watching before didn’t click with his character.

    • @priyamaran8257
      @priyamaran8257 Před rokem

      @@fortynights1513 Finally, someone said it. Its not the same charlie harper character slutting around..he almost always wanted a lasting relationship with every girl he met and is a monogamist..and ashton looks so pure that he wont even play that character ❤️❤️.. (dnt mind my simping) 🤣

  • @billeddy4357
    @billeddy4357 Před 4 lety +71

    Most rich guys want to pretend that it is their good looks , charm and wit that " work " for them . At least Walden had a better understanding of what the world is like .

    • @marvinjones689
      @marvinjones689 Před 2 lety

      Facts my uncle ugly as fuck and the girls only want him for his money

  • @pauldillingham6316
    @pauldillingham6316 Před 2 lety +16

    "I changed my mind about that drink." Of course she did.

  • @smashexentertainment676
    @smashexentertainment676 Před 3 lety +58

    I hate that the show turned Alan in a complete asshole. Even while Charlie was alive there were scenes over the line, afterwards he wasn't funny anymore at all. Just disturbing and disgusting.

    • @SovereignStatesman
      @SovereignStatesman Před 3 lety +13

      Correction, they FLANDERIZED Alan by making him a one-note dork. They SHOULD have had him take over as the bad guy for Charlie, like they were leading up to at the end of Season 8, saying "we're gonna grow some BALLS." Then Herb could have divorced Judith and moved in as the new Alan, while Jake remained the "half-man" as Alan's son and Herb's step-son. But the writers just hit the "re-set button" with Mary Sue Walden and his "magic golf-club."

    • @KBlade1
      @KBlade1 Před 3 lety +1

      Remember, Alan was being an evil genius and starting that ponzi scheme in Charlie's final season. His whole character development was always going to lead to him finally growing some balls and not taking anything from anybody when you think about it.

  • @deathstar4794
    @deathstar4794 Před 2 lety +23

    Charlie deserves the most patient human on earth award for standing Alan all those years.

    • @marcuslong9761
      @marcuslong9761 Před rokem

      Yet he only attracts loud controlling women...

  • @clarkkent8286
    @clarkkent8286 Před 3 měsíci +1

    Walden is a genius in this scene and bang on accurate

  • @gabrieltam4656
    @gabrieltam4656 Před 3 lety +3

    The best scene i’ve ever seen

  • @lifeisactuallyveryboring.7771

    aww alan is such a simple man, hes been through more crap than anyone on that show and doesn't nearly have as many emotional problems as everyone else, at least as far as worrying all the time goes...

  • @epicon6
    @epicon6 Před 5 lety +371

    Ashton was great but the writing was really bad since Charlie left

    • @jake2355
      @jake2355 Před 5 lety +17

      tompparaideri
      No I think it really died in the very last season. It was actually tragic.

    • @theworldisimmense
      @theworldisimmense Před 4 lety +32

      Ahhh Unagi yea. People don’t want to admit it but starting season 7 and jake being a teen and Charlie looking kinda fucked , the show started to lose his touch

    • @khalidalmofawaz9046
      @khalidalmofawaz9046 Před 4 lety +13

      The show started to lose it on the writing part alot earlier but charlie and alan made it work
      Ashton just couldn’t do what he did

    • @adityasingh5887
      @adityasingh5887 Před 4 lety +9

      The show was fucked up since the start of the 7th season & then it got worse in the 8th season .. Charlie looked miserable without Chelsea .. and desperate to hang onto his last possible left option - his stalker ROSE 😂🤣 ,
      But what people actually miss is Ashton gave this show a fresh touch .. Season 9 was fine both in popularity and content .. Season 10 was absolutely disgraceful in both , Season 11 was great in that Gretchen and Lyndsey Larry story line though making absolutely no sense with Charlie's daughter coming out of nowhere ..
      Season 12 was good with Louis in it .. but otherwise meh ..
      Ashton did actually did good .. otherwise the show would have been very dull even with Charlie ..

    • @trippin916
      @trippin916 Před 3 lety +6

      @@adityasingh5887 No...i feel like Ashton was a terrible fit. His whole aura didn't really mesh. He always seemed like a guest star to me. They should have just had Alan be in the beach house by himself or stopped the show all together.

  • @Inthemixmedia
    @Inthemixmedia Před 4 lety +20

    They say that great comedy is rooted in truth.

  • @awakeat2am367
    @awakeat2am367 Před 4 lety +48

    I am only one who remembers Barbara Schmidt?... The girl Jake made fun of?
    Boobra Schmidt?

    • @KBlade1
      @KBlade1 Před 3 lety +1

      Who can forget her mother? Who??

    • @chessmaster3297
      @chessmaster3297 Před 3 lety +1

      When Alan Said he was a bottle baby I died

  • @noobmaster-dm7tu
    @noobmaster-dm7tu Před 5 lety +22

    The funniest part of this was "I still don't see the problem".

  • @archilarkania7203
    @archilarkania7203 Před 5 lety +38

    Everyone blames Ashton. I like it. Great change after Charlie. His time on scene was going too much depressive and that was the opposite of what we liked about him. I like this show fully and could watch it all over again.

  • @noobmaster6ix9ine
    @noobmaster6ix9ine Před rokem +3

    Straight out of the Play Book. Barney would be so proud.

  • @JoseAndrade-xp6dj
    @JoseAndrade-xp6dj Před 2 lety +1

    You the man !

  • @simondickinson5111
    @simondickinson5111 Před 2 lety

    Brilliant scene

  • @BerserkerJay237
    @BerserkerJay237 Před 2 lety +25

    Kids probably shouldn’t watch this show but I did as a kid and this show taught me valuable life lessons. Probably a factor in why as an adult I’ve chosen to be single forever and focus on myself.

    • @den12_
      @den12_ Před 10 měsíci

      The best way to fully focus on yourself is either marrying to a traditional wife while you're very young* so that you don't have to worry too much on what to eat, chores, dating etc. Or to be single forever.
      If you marry later in life you're WAY more likely to be divorced, to feel unfulfilled, to have a hard time balancing work&family and overall to be miserable.
      *best bet would be either to your high school sweethart when you graduate or during college

    • @russellwestbrookyellingatw9381
      @russellwestbrookyellingatw9381 Před 8 měsíci

      Same

    • @DAMfoxygrampa
      @DAMfoxygrampa Před 23 dny

      You can work on yourself and not be single. It's not that hard

    • @BerserkerJay237
      @BerserkerJay237 Před 23 dny

      @@den12_ yes, the traditional wife idea is good. But women like that (especially in my country which is the most liberal country in the world) are rare probably like 2% of the women here that makes them valuable and as such all men want them. That means in order to get a wife like that I’d logically have to be in the top 2% of men. I’m not. I’m a highschool dropout working a minimum wage job, have several health issues some genetic some due to violence and due to these issues I can’t really work out so I’m overweight I also started going bald at 22. So as such I’m unattractive, have no money or hopes of getting any and have genetics that would cause any possible kids to suffer a terrible life. There’s no way I’m getting a traditional wife, the best I could hope for is a fat green haired feminist that has three kids to three different dudes already, No thanks.

    • @BerserkerJay237
      @BerserkerJay237 Před 23 dny

      @@DAMfoxygrampa I said focus on myself not work on myself. Focus on myself as in do what I want. When you have a girlfriend and especially a wife how often do you actually get to do what you want.

  • @noobzrule
    @noobzrule Před 3 lety +4

    I use the i make one miiiiilllllliiiiooonnnn line to get dates and more 😂

  • @albcas4997
    @albcas4997 Před 5 lety +28

    This is the Lorenzo Von Matterhorn
    Nothing new on the playbook...

  • @maneeshramdawon9937
    @maneeshramdawon9937 Před 5 lety +102

    Charlie Sheen would have wooed the lady without saying his name 😎

    • @mrpsi5460
      @mrpsi5460 Před 5 lety +7

      I concur with you

    • @Porthos240
      @Porthos240 Před 4 lety +1

      well, wasn't that the point? a new character?

    • @goudkuipjee
      @goudkuipjee Před 4 lety +3

      SehwanDANNY Cheon The new character sucks!

    • @nickpowpow8256
      @nickpowpow8256 Před 4 lety +5

      Charlie was rich and constantly used the phrase " my beach house "

    • @danielmallory4687
      @danielmallory4687 Před 4 lety

      @@nickpowpow8256 in Malibu but he figure out he struck out alot the point was he was charming and rich lucky drunk everymans dream

  • @YoursOnlyish1
    @YoursOnlyish1 Před 5 lety +23

    I believe most things we see in that little box we call the TV are fake. But the phenomenon demonstrated in this scene is as real as it gets.

  • @sealand000
    @sealand000 Před 2 lety +9

    Forgetting to use the bathroom is better than using the bathroom and forgetting to wash her hands.

  • @tanishabedi3920
    @tanishabedi3920 Před rokem +3

    Lorenzo Von Matterhorn played by Barney Stinson (How i met your mother) is similar

  • @mudithabandara8575
    @mudithabandara8575 Před 6 měsíci

    This is how it goes in real life most of the times this is soo funny btw 😂😅

  • @alexh8613
    @alexh8613 Před 2 lety +5

    It's funny because we all know that it's true

  • @michaeltrumph121
    @michaeltrumph121 Před 4 lety +4

    I still don't see the problem.
    Amen to that my brother. We hear you.

  • @adverteasing
    @adverteasing Před 4 lety +35

    Women don't love you, they love what you can do for them.

    • @adverteasing
      @adverteasing Před 4 lety +2

      @@Tcc122 OK, "Alan". That philosophy gets old quick. Like playing a game with cheats, there's no point and things get monotonous.

    • @user-gj1me4mf5c
      @user-gj1me4mf5c Před 3 lety +3

      What's wrong with loving a man that can fix your vacuum cleaner, can dry your tears, can make you laugh, can have a beer at a dive bar with, can have fine wine at a beautiful setting, can make amazing love to you? Yes, most women love men that can do things for us like that. And we love them back even more for just those things.

    • @adverteasing
      @adverteasing Před 3 lety +8

      @@user-gj1me4mf5c, nothing. And I didn't say there is anything wrong with it. I'm stating a fact, and thank you for proving my point... Women care about utility-not the person. If the person is useless, then they will move on to find someone that can provide those things.

    • @biffbifford402
      @biffbifford402 Před 2 lety +2

      Truer words have never been spoken.

    • @shobhitgupta2738
      @shobhitgupta2738 Před 2 lety +2

      Seeing the divorce rate in US, yeah that maybe true.

  • @AskmeAnythingToday
    @AskmeAnythingToday Před 2 lety +2

    Drunk Alan is hilarious

  • @mohamedalnoaimi8156
    @mohamedalnoaimi8156 Před 5 lety +76

    One of the problems with Walden character (aside from the fact he can never replace Charlie) is that he’s too perfect which makes him kinda boring

    • @S1rWakka
      @S1rWakka Před 4 lety +4

      His contempt for Alan was done well. For the rest I agree

    • @mohamedalnoaimi8156
      @mohamedalnoaimi8156 Před 2 lety +3

      @@sjoerd3568 I agree he he had problems, but those problems didn’t make him interesting enough, not like Charlie’s drinking and womanizing ways

    • @BRIANDER100
      @BRIANDER100 Před 6 měsíci

      this is what a women would say

  • @z4rko292
    @z4rko292 Před 4 lety +4

    ''OHH YEAHH, K-BLONK!!!'' XD

  • @balajikrishnamurthy4864
    @balajikrishnamurthy4864 Před 2 měsíci

    this is so true. money works like a charm

  • @StoicthoughtsbyMatt
    @StoicthoughtsbyMatt Před 9 měsíci

    This is pretty accurate. My buddy’s family name has a whole article about them on Google. If you Google his name, next to it comes up billionaire

  • @luckyj.ferguson6308
    @luckyj.ferguson6308 Před 2 lety +6

    Walden severely needed Charlie as his wingman.

  • @simondickinson5111
    @simondickinson5111 Před 2 lety +1

    I don’t see the problem (what a line)🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @amelsfr
    @amelsfr Před 2 lety +1

    and... this is totally true.

  • @ouch74
    @ouch74 Před 3 lety +5

    This show was digging deep with Ashton, it was all about Charlie.

  • @Robocoppat
    @Robocoppat Před 5 lety +63

    And I'm sure that's exactly what they do. Even if the guy is fugly.

  • @MX18
    @MX18 Před 7 lety +162

    lol i feel like im the only one who like walden ..
    pc.. i love charlie too

    • @claytonhess5512
      @claytonhess5512 Před 6 lety

      M. I'm actually right there with ya. Walden is a stark contrast to Charlie. Walden knows the game can be played by either gender, just like this woman pulling the same schtick that Charlie did. Charlie would make any lie he could to get the "prize". Walden wouldn't have to do more than an introduction, and get any bimbo he wants: he's not into it though.

    • @fidelio6311
      @fidelio6311 Před 5 lety +1

      im not sure if i speek for everyone else but the point is walden may be a great chap and i love him for it, but he just makes alan like a leech swimming through a pool of blood. he never calls him out and as a result makes the show kind of crappy.
      1 guy who is rich and every one loves +a painfully annoying gold digger who everyone wishes they could stab(walden +alan)
      2 guy who is rich and everyone loves + annoying gold digger who finally gets what he deserves (charlie + alan)

  • @iordanbaltaliiski2882
    @iordanbaltaliiski2882 Před 3 lety +5

    She's gonna want you to make a DEPOSIT :D :D

  • @cluggyahoo
    @cluggyahoo Před 4 lety +24

    0:45 - 0:55 : That covers 99% of women

  • @emptyhand777
    @emptyhand777 Před 3 lety +18

    Charlie couldn't be replaced.
    That said, Walden was like the character replacements on MASH. Completely different characters.
    Col. Blake - Col Potter (Clueless to Regular Army)
    Trapper - BJ (womanizer to family man)
    Burns - Winchester (incompetent to superior surgeon)

    • @daleva187goligo
      @daleva187goligo Před 6 měsíci +3

      I woulda said blake to potter = clueless to competent leader

  • @linlin86717455
    @linlin86717455 Před 5 lety +52

    Yeah how horrible. I almost changed my mind about wanting to be rich.

    • @eleanramirez2447
      @eleanramirez2447 Před 4 lety +5

      One year later I still don’t see the problem

    • @imzjustplayin
      @imzjustplayin Před 3 lety +3

      It's not horrible to be rich, it's just horrible for people to know that you are....especially if you don't want them to know.

  • @Mr_Magoo_
    @Mr_Magoo_ Před 4 lety +12

    Seems fair. He wants her for her looks, she wants him for his money.

    • @Xkalnar
      @Xkalnar Před 4 lety +2

      Except he clearly doesn't want her for her looks, or else he wouldn't have cared that she just wanted his money.

    • @nickz5849
      @nickz5849 Před 3 lety +1

      How is that fair? Her looks dont actually *do* anything for him other than bragging rights. His money is what puts food on the table

    • @Xkalnar
      @Xkalnar Před 3 lety +1

      @@nickz5849 when you're talking millionaire level money it's not about putting food on the table, it's pretty much just about bragging rights, ie being able to show off how much money you have and the nice things you can buy with it. Kinda like being able to show of your hot trophy wife.

    • @Mr_Magoo_
      @Mr_Magoo_ Před 3 lety +1

      @@nickz5849 Her looks makes him happy. Men accumulate wealth and power mainly to attract women.

    • @russellwestbrookyellingatw9381
      @russellwestbrookyellingatw9381 Před 2 lety

      He doesn't

  • @thecowboy9698
    @thecowboy9698 Před 8 lety +21

    I don't see why they couldn't have had Alan become more suave after Charlie was fired. Not saying he needed to become exactly like Charlie, but I don't think his becoming more of a suave guy would've hurt the show by any means.

    • @85Zeroangel
      @85Zeroangel Před 5 lety +12

      Alan got to silly in my opinion.
      So I would have liked to se your version instead.

    • @jonathanfarley2023
      @jonathanfarley2023 Před 4 lety +1

      I liked the one or two episodes where Alan did act like Charlie.

  • @alvaro1480
    @alvaro1480 Před 4 lety +5

    I still miss Charlie

  • @magneto8002
    @magneto8002 Před 3 lety +3

    Money is everything.

  • @zidneya
    @zidneya Před 3 lety +38

    After two divorces that ruined him financially for the upcoming decades yet he don't see the problem with gold diggers? You wanna see the problem Alan? Get a mirror.

  • @detectivedonaldkimball
    @detectivedonaldkimball Před 5 lety +18

    i slowly stopped watching 2 and half men around the time when charlie left, maybe a little before, but I've seen some of the Walden episodes and they seem as well developed as the late charlie episodes, but something about Charlie's character was just funnier, tho walden eps were funny too including this clip which i enjoyed

  • @kefka1911
    @kefka1911 Před 5 lety +58

    The truest example of women there could ever be.
    Once you have sufficient money looks no longer matter.

    • @aelingalathynius9963
      @aelingalathynius9963 Před 3 lety +3

      Incel 🔊🔊🔊

    • @luisperes8634
      @luisperes8634 Před 2 lety +2

      @Tanah because it was in a bar, she automatically assumes he's a douchebag, she doesn't know him at all and her guard is up. Once she finds out who he is it is a complete 180, you see?

    • @robin_lundahl
      @robin_lundahl Před 2 lety

      @@luisperes8634
      Thats makes it even more disqusting. To assume every guy in a bar is a douchbag just means shes a bitch.

  • @sabeloshikwambana6472
    @sabeloshikwambana6472 Před 4 lety +8

    Walden Schmidt wasn't bad the problem was we used Charlie has the measuring sticj

  • @molotow178
    @molotow178 Před 2 lety +1

    "Lorenzo Von Matterhorn"

  • @misfitdanzig8152
    @misfitdanzig8152 Před 2 lety

    Sooo true!

  • @axelwill1151
    @axelwill1151 Před 5 lety

    tht was a good one

  • @youaredeadwrong2767
    @youaredeadwrong2767 Před 5 lety +48

    Never in my life have I ever seen a show this red pilled.

    • @youaredeadwrong2767
      @youaredeadwrong2767 Před 4 lety

      Nickel Mgtow thanks I will sure check it out.

    • @AlphasPath
      @AlphasPath Před 4 lety

      Kim Jong-Un Exactly what I've been thinking. I love it

    • @TheArcher101
      @TheArcher101 Před 4 lety +9

      Judith's a walking advert for it

  • @Dmdm_dm
    @Dmdm_dm Před 2 lety +13

    Some observations: 1. She became actually beautiful when she smiled. Before with her bitchy, snobby look she looked really mediocre
    2. Ashton is clearly talented, but he has no chemistry with Cryer both as characters and as actors. Charlie Sheen had perfect chemistry with him because their characters were related and they have the same age. Like it's so weird how they forced a dumb story about a handsome 33 year old millionaire guy having to live with a 45 year old failure like Alan...

    • @daleva187goligo
      @daleva187goligo Před 6 měsíci +1

      that's billionaire with a b, which makes it all the more preposterous

    • @rustcohle9267
      @rustcohle9267 Před 3 měsíci

      @@daleva187goligo Say Preposterous again.

  • @maxdahousecat5872
    @maxdahousecat5872 Před 2 lety +1

    OMG, what a stunning woman

  • @filmbuff7130
    @filmbuff7130 Před 3 lety +9

    In this episode the Redpill knowledge went mainstream!

  • @denidefaux9760
    @denidefaux9760 Před 6 lety

    Excellent example

  • @whokarankaushik.
    @whokarankaushik. Před 5 měsíci +1

    What's the Movie Name 🎬 🎞

  • @DeFuchs
    @DeFuchs Před 6 měsíci

    The Lorenzo von Matterhorn in perfection

  • @yalc-04
    @yalc-04 Před 3 lety

    Almost Everyone: Charlie this and Charlie that
    Me: can't I like both?

  • @codyhavelock2580
    @codyhavelock2580 Před 3 lety

    This the same bar setup from The Ranch or am I losing it?

  • @fuser241
    @fuser241 Před 11 lety +66

    lorenzo von matterhorn technique!

    • @fabiod9965
      @fabiod9965 Před 5 lety +1

      fuser241 thats hilarious. How i met your mother. Greastest line

  • @EdsterIII
    @EdsterIII Před 4 lety +161

    No offense but this show lost 90% of it's funny when Charlie left.

    • @BlackCat-dm7se
      @BlackCat-dm7se Před 4 lety +14

      Berta kept me coming back she was almost as good as charlie

    • @S1rWakka
      @S1rWakka Před 4 lety +7

      The show lost that because of bad writing, which had already started in season 7. Or because Charlie's health had dropped along with that.

    • @S1rWakka
      @S1rWakka Před 4 lety +6

      @@BlackCat-dm7se I liked that side cast as much as Charlie. Rose, Evelyn, Judith, Berta and Herb were all worth sticking around for (though Rose and Evelyn were mostly funny cuz of their interaction with Charlie).

    • @jbarriossandrea
      @jbarriossandrea Před 4 lety +2

      @@BlackCat-dm7se Berta was the remaining 10%

    • @i-am-batman8538
      @i-am-batman8538 Před 4 lety +1

      Edster III More like 100%

  • @zealot777
    @zealot777 Před 2 lety +1

    Ah a classic spin on the Lorenzo Von Matterhorn. -Barney Stinson, HIMYM.

  • @kynslieb2220
    @kynslieb2220 Před 6 lety +2

    I wish I could get season 10 on demand

  • @deezynar
    @deezynar Před 3 lety +6

    Later in life, after much career success, Redd Fox married a beautiful, younger woman. Someone asked him how he met her. He said: "I opened my wallet, and there she was."

  • @harrisqayyum2461
    @harrisqayyum2461 Před 3 lety

    No one can replace Charlie

  • @russellwestbrookyellingatw9381
    @russellwestbrookyellingatw9381 Před 11 měsíci +1

    "Oh yeah caplock"

  • @pierepierouu3617
    @pierepierouu3617 Před 8 měsíci

    That's just the lorenzo von matterhorn trick from barney's play Book

  • @zacharyrobles2381
    @zacharyrobles2381 Před 11 měsíci

    Walden was a mind raider

  • @derrickgentryhumbleblessed8772

    Very well stated Walden just as similar to today’s society of dating 😆😆🤦🏾‍♂️

  • @ikybaiiki
    @ikybaiiki Před 4 lety +39

    Really should of ended the show after Charlie went. 🤮

    • @rishq5725
      @rishq5725 Před 4 lety

      oh for sure

    • @S1rWakka
      @S1rWakka Před 4 lety

      The show had gone downhill at least two seasons before Charlie left. In fact I liked seasons 9-12 more than 7 (8 was ok again, but still not on par with the earlier seasons).

    • @thesimpleeastern
      @thesimpleeastern Před 4 lety

      I changed my mind about that after seeing the Ranch and that 70's show.

    • @fransboy2591
      @fransboy2591 Před 3 lety

      Forget all the other analyses, you summed it up!

    • @KBlade1
      @KBlade1 Před 3 lety

      Should've had a series finale after Mia was left in the recording studio and then had Charlie and Chelsea get married, roll credits! Happy ending!

  • @nonmagicmike723
    @nonmagicmike723 Před 4 lety +15

    One of the few good scenes in the post-Charlie seasons.

  • @austinclark3809
    @austinclark3809 Před 5 lety

    Is that magic golf club for sale?

    • @niels8195
      @niels8195 Před 5 lety

      Uh, yeah, it goes free with money

  • @johnsessums9485
    @johnsessums9485 Před 4 lety +30

    Show was never the same without Sheen. Ashton tried his best but will always be second fiddle

  • @MrZillas
    @MrZillas Před 3 lety

    I need a website

  • @Not_on_u_tub
    @Not_on_u_tub Před 2 lety +1

    It is called a VASECTOMY. "God, I love you." (Well, it isn't a lie. Who doesn't love God." LOL!

  • @fredrichardson8647
    @fredrichardson8647 Před 4 lety

    walden that's what you have alan for

  • @gurshersandhu6572
    @gurshersandhu6572 Před rokem

    series name ?

  • @catlikepizzagaming8280
    @catlikepizzagaming8280 Před 3 lety +1

    Real life in action

  • @jessemartinez6781
    @jessemartinez6781 Před 6 lety +1

    I still don't see the problem either...just have a recorder on at all times

  • @YYLegend
    @YYLegend Před 3 lety

    Alan "I don't see a problem" Harper

  • @Lets_MakeItSimple
    @Lets_MakeItSimple Před 4 lety

    Everybody is Alan.

  • @dantemagalhaes9462
    @dantemagalhaes9462 Před 4 lety +9

    Random thought. What if instead of Walden Schmidt, Ashton had just reprised his role as Kelso for this show? The only problem is I think Kelso would be in his early 50s in 2011 which is when Ashton first joined the cast. but it wouldn't be that hard to make him look older