Two and a Half Men 10.2 - Kids say the darndest things

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  • čas přidán 8. 10. 2012
  • Two and a Half Men S10E02 A Big Bag of Dog
    Walden Schmidt (Ashton Kutcher), Ava (Talyan Wright), Alan Harper (Jon Cryer)
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Komentáře • 235

  • @bhavyathakur6417
    @bhavyathakur6417 Před 5 lety +493

    In Ross Geller's case, whiter teeth made it 101 reasons of rejection 😂😂😂

  • @Jazzwave365
    @Jazzwave365 Před 4 lety +28

    You put your car on the street or I'll put your ass on the street!
    If only Charlie had thought to say that.

  • @manolodrkis462
    @manolodrkis462 Před 8 lety +85

    Well , that was a stab in the heart..poor Walden

  • @freggo6604
    @freggo6604 Před 3 lety +19

    3:30 THIS is the scene I was waiting for since Season 1, Episode 1. Thank you Walden :-)

  • @sinahamedani7927
    @sinahamedani7927 Před 10 lety +67

    Guys, no shit its better with Charlie, but damn - you can't say it's bad. Stop comparing and just enjoy the fucking show please?

    • @vicentatazidjian7742
      @vicentatazidjian7742 Před 10 lety

      eu acho que o que é bom deve ser visto e comentado, pois agora não tem comparação com nada!!!!!

  • @Charlesperalo
    @Charlesperalo Před 7 lety +295

    "I know that. She's in the shower with Peter!"
    I know this show might not have been as good as two and a half men in its prime, but this is still very funny.

    • @tsipher
      @tsipher Před 3 lety +6

      you can just see Walden's heart breaking more..

    • @pflaffik
      @pflaffik Před 3 lety +1

      Its not funny.

    • @dhoneofficial
      @dhoneofficial Před 2 lety +1

      @@pflaffik It‘s Comedy, please don‘t take it seriously!
      (Just saying🙌🏻)

  • @hannahjacobs3416
    @hannahjacobs3416 Před 5 lety +151

    im sorry but everytime i hear aston kutchers voice my first thought is Kelso!

  • @damoneboyd9945
    @damoneboyd9945 Před 11 měsíci +1

    Walden was so sweet and sensitive

  • @johnplatt4316
    @johnplatt4316 Před 6 lety +90

    Allan sounds like Sid the sloth from ice age in this one

  • @marielaausher
    @marielaausher Před 4 lety +56

    Walden's character was way too sweet and nice for this show. They need Charlie's douchey and smart ass personality

  • @devinschultheis764
    @devinschultheis764 Před 8 lety +260

    Walden and Charlie are two different people guys chill. Walden has a different character it's still good for the show

    • @MikaeruDaiTenshi
      @MikaeruDaiTenshi Před 6 lety +13

      Yea, they are different, and after some couple of clips I've seen, I'd probably even watch a show with Kutcher. But the problem in this series is, they force too much with the 2,5 man thing. Walden+Alan+Jake, Walden+Alan+Charlies Daugther, it's simply too forced for my taste.

    • @SovereignStatesman
      @SovereignStatesman Před 6 lety +3

      Devin Schultheis *Walden and Charlie are two different people guys chill*.
      Yeah, one's Charlie Sheen deprecating himself, the other's the Village Idiot from Point Place, Wisconsin, who fucked some old sugar-momma to get the role... before he cheated on her.

    • @SovereignStatesman
      @SovereignStatesman Před 6 lety +6

      It's BULLSHIT, the show was supposed to be about a dysfunctional family, not "two men and the man-child from That 70's Show" who flips in out of nowhere and we're supposed to believe he's a self-made billionaire.
      It's only funny when Charlie Sheen does it, because he's basically deprecating himself as a washed up semi-retired superstar turned Lethario while earning big money for doing very little work.
      Not "Super-Kelso!"

    • @VelinSevven
      @VelinSevven Před 5 lety +7

      @@SovereignStatesman you sound like your girlfriend dumped you and then someone leaked oil in your garage.

    • @georgebrice3831
      @georgebrice3831 Před 5 lety +2

      Tom Evans+ I agree btw he was hell lot more funnier in That 70's show than here TF is Chuck Lorre thinking

  • @kingrobinson2520
    @kingrobinson2520 Před 10 lety +24

    Put your car on the street or ill put your ass on the street OUCH!!!

    • @frankie2936
      @frankie2936 Před 8 lety

      Alan needs to smarten up.

    • @az21bob666
      @az21bob666 Před 5 lety +1

      in a lot of ways alan was very good for walden.

    • @fredrichardson8647
      @fredrichardson8647 Před 5 lety

      walden should have put alan ass on the street along time ago

  • @satyaprakash-sf1pc
    @satyaprakash-sf1pc Před 6 lety +152

    Never understood why Zoey dumped Walden.... Handsome smart billionaire with a Malibu beach house, great guy....what more did she want..?!

    • @SovereignStatesman
      @SovereignStatesman Před 6 lety +9

      Someone believable, and the notion of Kelso being "smart" is like putting lipstick on a pig.

    • @kynslieb2220
      @kynslieb2220 Před 6 lety +2

      What happened to make her want to?

    • @Storm_Bird456
      @Storm_Bird456 Před 6 lety +2

      Kynslie B why Zoey left Walden? She had met someone else

    • @kumarmitrabhanu
      @kumarmitrabhanu Před 5 lety +10

      A bigger penis maybe

    • @newwest360
      @newwest360 Před 5 lety +4

      Foreskin dong

  • @jameslandon1293
    @jameslandon1293 Před 6 lety +35

    You can tell already that Ava's British accent is gone. Starting to sound more American.

  • @bakuza6191
    @bakuza6191 Před 4 lety +6

    in an older episode, Alan was reaaly good at spanish and learned it in a lot of places.

  • @crackedsucks4176
    @crackedsucks4176 Před 6 lety +4

    This was one of the best post-Charlie episodes.

  • @24572
    @24572 Před 7 lety +81

    The little girl lost her English accent hahahaha.

    • @jameslandon1293
      @jameslandon1293 Před 6 lety +4

      TheOneandOnlyAmateur I know. Sounding more American.

  • @chasevernon2822
    @chasevernon2822 Před 5 lety +40

    He wouldn’t be there if Charlie didn’t start doing drugs

    • @priv1436
      @priv1436 Před 4 lety +1

      Chase Vernon ... okayyyyy ... 😐

    • @averagedickmoney310
      @averagedickmoney310 Před 3 lety

      Not shit Sherlock

    • @DUMB_AND_DUMBERER
      @DUMB_AND_DUMBERER Před 3 lety +1

      *CHARLIE WAS DOING DRUGS AND HOOKERS (HOLLYWOOD MADAM CASE) WAAAAY BEFORE 2 1/2 MEN AND THEY STILL HIRED HIM. IT'S THERE OWN FAULT.*

    • @chasevernon2822
      @chasevernon2822 Před 2 lety

      @@DUMB_AND_DUMBERER oh please, When things get outta control, desperate times call for desperate measures.

  • @lucas497
    @lucas497 Před 4 lety +5

    Alan talks like Rami Malek in Bohemian Rhapsody

    • @pflaffik
      @pflaffik Před 3 lety

      How do you even know gay details like that?

  • @LuvMasalaDosa
    @LuvMasalaDosa Před 4 lety +5

    0:30 Alan is Freddie Mercury 😂

  • @tsoul1333
    @tsoul1333 Před 4 lety +19

    mouth cancer joke was funny.
    she's in the shower with peter. I couldn't breathe.🤣🤣

  • @PhantomOfDarkness
    @PhantomOfDarkness Před 11 lety +20

    lol, they censored the mac to prevent product placement

  • @moritz7613
    @moritz7613 Před 3 lety +18

    I actually liked ashton cutcher. Not as a replacement but as a new character

  • @Tonydinh100
    @Tonydinh100 Před 11 lety +39

    alans got 99 problems but yellow teeth aint one

    • @priv1436
      @priv1436 Před 4 lety

      JOHNNY S. well he’s a main character so you might want to piss off and find another show to watch 😄

    • @nicholasemiranda3057
      @nicholasemiranda3057 Před 3 lety

      @Amira Djiar so you don’t just copy Big Bang theory videos?

  • @akashjaiswal3862
    @akashjaiswal3862 Před 4 lety +3

    She's a shot w peter 😂😂😂

  • @ChandlerSomborac
    @ChandlerSomborac Před 4 lety

    Hats off to the actor who played Zoe... she really makes you fuckin *hate* her.

  • @Furies-72
    @Furies-72 Před 10 lety +315

    It will never be the same without Charlie

    • @AMM-MMA
      @AMM-MMA Před 10 lety +6

      True and this bitch brother continued recording even it's crap now.

    • @kynslieb2220
      @kynslieb2220 Před 6 lety +10

      Witch Finder General I like Walden better surprisingly

    • @cyafam5236
      @cyafam5236 Před 6 lety

      Ikr

    • @chasevernon2822
      @chasevernon2822 Před 5 lety

      Witch Finder General it’s not THAT bad man. I still laugh

    • @thoroliver3956
      @thoroliver3956 Před 3 lety

      @@kynslieb2220 Did card ga ca gas saw da c a Dave's dad gets Easier Email can q dad's w fee saw da ee da dad's fee saw da da da da far

  • @michael93DG
    @michael93DG Před 4 lety +14

    Lol eva, lost her accident pretty fast

  • @chase4530
    @chase4530 Před 6 lety

    Lmao he looks like the dad from the grinch

  • @raghavagarwal5388
    @raghavagarwal5388 Před 3 lety +1

    Eva is the sweetest. She reminds me of my nephew.

  • @arjanghosh8797
    @arjanghosh8797 Před 7 lety +9

    Lol. Alan sounds like Denzel Washington. xD

  • @BingDo9
    @BingDo9 Před 3 lety +6

    Ashton'ss too cute and emotional to be a playboy

  • @deusparalogia9833
    @deusparalogia9833 Před 7 lety +32

    They should have change the show's title. Jake grew, and the original 1 man was fired/left.

    • @intakublicka2945
      @intakublicka2945 Před 7 lety

      0

    • @SovereignStatesman
      @SovereignStatesman Před 6 lety

      Deus Paralogia Ashton Kutcher is a perpetual man-child, so he suffices.
      But he's about as funny as herpes on cancer.

    • @VelinSevven
      @VelinSevven Před 5 lety +1

      Well, they're three men and they're pretty crazy with their adventures. I guess you could call the show "Mad Men".

  • @eldanu75
    @eldanu75 Před 10 lety

    Hi everyone, can someone help me with a link to watch the rest of this program? I was watching it when my plain just laded :-( I remember it was so good.. many thanks

  • @3ku1
    @3ku1 Před 11 lety +10

    Good too see Walden finnally stop Alan walking all over him

    • @georgebrice3831
      @georgebrice3831 Před 5 lety

      Luke Easton+ it more like Walden being a punk bully Alan just telling the truth Walden is being butthurt fuck walden

    • @fredrichardson8647
      @fredrichardson8647 Před 3 lety

      i thought the same thing.but later in the show walden tells alan he is sorry .and alan con a car wash and detailing out of walden

  • @fredrichardson8647
    @fredrichardson8647 Před 4 lety +2

    only time walden shows some balls toward alan

  • @sandytan7231
    @sandytan7231 Před 11 lety +1

    oh my gawdddddd alan looks lyk freaking bugs bunny hahahhhaha so cute and funny

  • @mattmojo105
    @mattmojo105 Před 3 lety +1

    Peter is one lucky guy!

  • @thealexriveraa
    @thealexriveraa Před 5 lety +7

    Why did Walden keep Alan around 🤔

    • @priv1436
      @priv1436 Před 4 lety +2

      Alex Rivera if you watched the show then you’d know that it because they’re best friends and also he’d feel guilty

    • @fredrichardson8647
      @fredrichardson8647 Před 4 lety +1

      i know alan steals money from walden every chance he gets, and alan is no friend and he exploited walden's guilt every chance he got

  • @dhoneofficial
    @dhoneofficial Před 6 měsíci

    This scene is not really Walden here, it like actually Ashton Skypes his daughter 🥹

  • @LiveWire134679
    @LiveWire134679 Před 10 lety +65

    It ain't the same without Charlie WAH WAH WAH WAH! Enough already people!

  • @noluntukani4117
    @noluntukani4117 Před 7 měsíci

    😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😂😂lol

  • @andrewcundill3660
    @andrewcundill3660 Před 3 lety +2

    Alan you live there for free. If he tells you to put your car on the street you do it

  • @jamesdick2580
    @jamesdick2580 Před 2 lety

    always wondered how Jake even made into the military. no way he could have passed the ASVAB test with a score remotely high enough to get entrance. plus his whole thing of not taking discipline or authority seriously.

  • @bigd2911
    @bigd2911 Před 4 lety +3

    Why does Alan sound British😂

  • @dreadjonh
    @dreadjonh Před 10 lety +5

    walden = kelso
    ashton kutcher= kelso

  • @leejoelbeasley5005
    @leejoelbeasley5005 Před 4 lety +1

    Keep the Volvo move Alan

  • @sakddsssak5971
    @sakddsssak5971 Před 4 lety +1

    alan looks like I. Y. Yunioshi from breakfast at tiffany's

  • @sanjaykumar-jb7jd
    @sanjaykumar-jb7jd Před 6 lety +1

    Charlie is the best

  • @fidelio6311
    @fidelio6311 Před 5 lety +6

    the name has lost meaning. it's now 2 and sometimes 3 men.

  • @EliteDaExile285
    @EliteDaExile285 Před 5 lety +4

    The intro scares me. I'm taking a crap stop looking at me

  • @roopesh1
    @roopesh1 Před 10 lety +6

    Who else thought they were receiving a Skype call?

  • @louismcclung466
    @louismcclung466 Před 4 lety +4

    Why couldnt charlie had lived and Alan got hit by a train.

    • @toso69420
      @toso69420 Před 4 lety

      Coz Jon Cryer wasn't the one who made comments against the studio.

    • @heythereitzevee613
      @heythereitzevee613 Před 3 lety

      Stfu Alan is my favorite

  • @thatguy-fh3kk
    @thatguy-fh3kk Před 7 měsíci

    This show isn't terrible with Ashton Kutcher but it is alot better with Charlie. The premise of the show after Charlie is kinda strange tho, does Charlie die and a new guy buys the house and he just feels sorry for Alan mourning his brothers death and just continue to let him live there or something???

  • @johnyepthomi892
    @johnyepthomi892 Před 3 lety +2

    Just moving my car boss!!
    Felt for him!

  • @gurubhaktmohit
    @gurubhaktmohit Před 3 lety +1

    Right there, pause at 1:44, and replace Alan's face with a really drunk and high Horse.
    And it wouldn't make a single difference.

  • @TruckieLooks4Aliens
    @TruckieLooks4Aliens Před 3 lety +3

    What a great mother. This is why single mothers should WAIT a long time before introducing kids and get to know men they’re dating. My kid met one man- when she was 16 and a senior. I’m married to him now but she was 14 when I started to date him. I sacrificed my happiness to protect her.

  • @tanktonka5714
    @tanktonka5714 Před 6 lety

    This show is so hype, a stupid rich, handsome guy... any girl would do everything for him

  • @ryanlight9091
    @ryanlight9091 Před 3 lety

    When Alan has the bleach kit in his mouth he sounds and looks like Jim Carrey

  • @izardjeremiahfeliciano5490

    wheres charlie?

  • @tillmen4444
    @tillmen4444 Před 2 lety

    Reason 101 not to date a single mom, if you like the kid... you end up hurt

  • @lambormcdonell3561
    @lambormcdonell3561 Před 5 lety

    Kelso is alive...

  • @rocktrain101
    @rocktrain101 Před 6 lety +9

    Didn’t she have an English accent? 😂

    • @justinhalen2126
      @justinhalen2126 Před 5 lety

      probally an unintential change... but in real life kids that young lose most of their accent when they move...

  • @MasterOfViewership
    @MasterOfViewership Před 2 lety

    1:40 Oh, sweet Jesus!

  • @wildanS
    @wildanS Před 9 lety +9

    Should've better stopped the show alltogether than going on with this half-baked Charlie.

    • @Xakslied
      @Xakslied Před 6 lety +2

      Wildan your problem is you assume Kutcher was supposed to be Charlie

    • @SovereignStatesman
      @SovereignStatesman Před 6 lety

      Wildan He's not even a half-baked Charlie, he's a fucking moron on-screen and off. It's like Chuck Lorre is trying to push on the audience how great he supposedly is, to get revenge on Sheen-- when the show already DID an episode about a guy who was younger and better-looking with Charlie, and more talented etc-- but Charlie just "won" by being RICHER.
      So of course Lorre makes him a BILLIONAIRE, as if to punish Charlie Sheen, but he's just hurting the audience.
      Because Lorre is a FUCKING HOLLYWOOD JEW ASSHOLE who only cares about himself and his fragile Jew-ego.

  • @nickz5849
    @nickz5849 Před 3 lety

    Ava is too cute to say no too 😙

  • @TodorPanayotov
    @TodorPanayotov Před 10 lety +1

    Great military campaign.

  • @nahshonarvin1932
    @nahshonarvin1932 Před 4 lety +3

    The show just isn’t the same after Charlie left

  • @hayatkhan-mt7gp
    @hayatkhan-mt7gp Před 4 lety

    Okaay are we ignore that kid knows that her mom is n shower with new guy while kid talk to her ex who is not even her daddy. Let that sink in. I mean talk of broken childhood. She must grow up to be fucking healthy with relationships😂

  • @justinjoseph6966
    @justinjoseph6966 Před 2 lety

    The only reason this show lasted as long as it did after Charlie Sheen got fired was because Jon Cryer was so friggin hilarious!🤣

  • @hemzehsal2320
    @hemzehsal2320 Před 6 lety +8

    How does Alan take that from him and still live with him.... I swear it pisses me off every time

    • @lloydgrant1438
      @lloydgrant1438 Před 5 lety +4

      Hemzeh Sal because he's a mooch. He ain't got an option

    • @az21bob666
      @az21bob666 Před 5 lety +4

      Said part is, in season one he own his old company, was taking care of his wife and kid, and had problem with the way charle treated women,
      then slowly he got lazy, and treated women bad.

    • @az21bob666
      @az21bob666 Před 4 lety

      I was showing how much ALAN change, he was a hard working man, with a house and wife and kid, he was faithfull, and thought charile was a bad guy for treating women like crap.
      he change a lot over the years.

  • @hazanies9543
    @hazanies9543 Před 3 lety

    As someone who only really watches clips who tf is the new guy

  • @najdaraidy863
    @najdaraidy863 Před 2 lety

    Where’s the British accent

  • @SuBZeR0TeMP
    @SuBZeR0TeMP Před 10 lety +2

    Now it's Two Men and a Lesbian

    • @dr.j.bettis--md9697
      @dr.j.bettis--md9697 Před 4 lety

      @@destinycoleman1132 Why U Web Bangin' and calling people out they name? People like you are more of a bitch than the people you call "Bitch". 😂Stop Web Bangin' Sucka.

    • @fredrichardson8647
      @fredrichardson8647 Před 4 lety

      two gay men and a lesbian

  • @user-tm1ix7xi1n
    @user-tm1ix7xi1n Před 6 lety +6

    The show is nothing without Charlie. Alan is still funny but that other guy i don't know who hired him.

    • @Xakslied
      @Xakslied Před 6 lety

      kshitiz rimal cry harder

    • @AmanKumar-lm1ok
      @AmanKumar-lm1ok Před 5 lety +1

      You don't like the show? Big deal. There are countless people who still love the show and even though they were sad that Charlie was fired because he did Crack, Cocaine and was damaging to the show's reputation, they don't point fingers on Ashton.
      And the writers are the same. Charlie only brought his own flamboyant flair into it. If you concentrate the lines are still going to remain same.
      Also I agree with the person above me. Cry harder.

  • @squanchmastersquanch4376
    @squanchmastersquanch4376 Před 4 lety +5

    Is anybody else going to say that Eva lost her accent?

  • @FdSnakeEater
    @FdSnakeEater Před 10 lety +2

    somehow, ashton reminds me of a young Tom Cruise. Even sounds like him at times.

  • @OldSchoolMan_302
    @OldSchoolMan_302 Před 6 lety +7

    It will never be the same without Charlie sheen... Charlie was the Life

  • @soumyadeeppaul8142
    @soumyadeeppaul8142 Před 3 lety

    no one can take charlie's place :(

  • @miniclipday
    @miniclipday Před 11 lety +1

    i think its gonna be "three men" soon, oh wait. it already is LOL

  • @barthotuber6429
    @barthotuber6429 Před 4 lety

    There is only one single thing where i prefer Walden over Charlie
    He‘s much nicer to Alan

  • @samanthacheetah3558
    @samanthacheetah3558 Před 3 lety

    P

  • @TodorPanayotov
    @TodorPanayotov Před 10 lety +2

    Why Jake wear military uniform ?

    • @Nandores
      @Nandores Před 6 lety +3

      Todor Panayotov dumbass he went to the army

    • @bailey9r
      @bailey9r Před 4 lety

      Because the army doesn't like enlisted men wearing drag.

  • @oasis6342
    @oasis6342 Před 4 lety

    Thats not the 2 and a half man i know..

  • @benkavanagh1229
    @benkavanagh1229 Před 3 lety

    I'm sorry, can we talk about the fact that Ava has British parents yet she sounds American in this.

  • @MasterThanatos1301
    @MasterThanatos1301 Před 4 lety

    After removing charlie the show was forced to change completely and it wasn't bad if it were its own show but as two and a half men it didn't work
    I mean in scenes like this charlie wouldn't angrily threaten to kick Allen out like that he always was more joking about it as his brother and even if he did it was usually over something big not something like a car leaking something
    Walden doesn't even have a real reason to have Allen there anymore where as charlie kept him there because he was family, but even now Allen kept pushing things and never got kicked out just kept getting hints that he should leave

  • @NikolaiKuznetsov97
    @NikolaiKuznetsov97 Před 4 lety

    What happened to her British accent

  • @Alvicado
    @Alvicado Před 7 lety +1

    Thee kid had a english accents before, but this time american

  • @davidmay2073
    @davidmay2073 Před 2 lety

    So so weak in the Material Dept SO MUCH CRAP.

  • @laoaganlester1728
    @laoaganlester1728 Před 3 lety

    I am not really certain if Waldon was lucky in making a lot of money because he is so stupid of not kicking Allan out because he stayed for free, he was giving him a lot of problems and complications in life!!!

  • @JoseDiaz-ze6dy
    @JoseDiaz-ze6dy Před 4 lety

    Who is this guy?? I miss the good old days. We’re Charlie would bring women Jake as a lil boy and Alan just bein Alan

  • @fu8485
    @fu8485 Před 6 lety

    Not the same show it was once.

  • @shalashaska9946
    @shalashaska9946 Před 5 lety +1

    So did they lose the writers when Charlie sheen left? Cause ahston Kutcher being shitty at acting doesn't make the jokes bad.

  • @williamzhao2521
    @williamzhao2521 Před 7 lety

    My teeth are yellow as fuck but I don't care.

  • @punisher467
    @punisher467 Před 4 lety

    After season 8, taahm sucked...

  • @jodeg205
    @jodeg205 Před 4 lety +5

    Before Walden, Allen used to be cooler, with Walden the whole show became a circus.

  • @mmaclipsuknow
    @mmaclipsuknow Před 5 lety

    Walden isn't the problem, absolutely destroyed Alan's character is. He is made sooo pathetic after Charlie's death.

  • @andy240190
    @andy240190 Před 6 lety +1

    Charlie left the show went down hill and died simple as that

  • @goodmorning192
    @goodmorning192 Před 4 lety

    Nope!!! Not the same without Charlie harper!!

  • @zomfire4589
    @zomfire4589 Před 4 lety

    I had a women at work which had so white bright teeths that I'm really sure that she is gargling hydrogenperoxid every freaking morning. It looked so unnatural....