"Being Queer Is The Best F'n Thing That Ever Happened To Me.” - Comedians on Pride SUPER COMPILATION
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- čas přidán 26. 06. 2023
- Bob the Drag Queen, Sam Jay, Matteo Lane and many more hilarious LGBTQ+ comics talk about Pride in this super-sized stand-up compilation.
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"horny but prude" is so relatable.
Right?!?
Omfg so tru
I'm 45 and nobody spoke my truth like that.
WHO WAS THAT COMEDIAN THOOOOOO
is that their roundabout way of saying "ace" because I didnt see any others in this comp
About the, “being bisexual is the new being Italian…”bit…
It is funny as a joke but sad because so many people actually seriously think that. As a bisexual, I’ve been excluded by homosexuals on the basis of being “not gay enough for their club” and told I shouldn’t take the conversation of legalizing gay marriage and same sex activity that seriously because I can still have heterosexual relationships that are based off of genuine attraction. But when I have to hide the part of myself that’s attracted to the same sex and force myself not to act on my feelings of falling in love with another female or else I could be excluded from heterosexual circles that isn’t acceptance at all, is it? I’m also a mixed race kid, and I’ve got to tell you there’s a lot of parallels from when people say stuff about how I should, “pick a side” I’m too black for the white group, too white for the black group, too Hispanic for this or that group too native for this or that people and some people are annoyed that I list four different races when they ask me what I am instead of just picking one or two. I do eventually find people who either don’t care or think it’s really cool that I’m a mixed race bisexual non-binary person, but all of the unnecessary af crap I get for it every now and then is tiring.
I can really relate!
I am so sorry, that those things are happening to you, too.
I hate this partisan-thinking. "Not gay enough", "not black enough" ... it is just another form polarisation, that we definitely don't need.
As a non-conforming amab, pan-sexual ... people don't allow me to be ANYTHING ... except the bad guy, the target, the scapegoat. For Most of society, I am "not man enough" ... but, if I do sth, say sth, that my male and female friends around me do or say as well, I often have to hear "typically male" ... and I even had to be cis-labeled ... even though, I am not too decided on that topic, either.
I am literally not allowed to be ANYTHING at this point ... (yeah, I know, I am working on improving my friends circle ... and hoping, to find new and understanding people ... not people, that wanna exclude me, because they cannot get around the fact, that I am just human, as them.)
I’m bi and nb myself, I’m also in a queer marriage with a pansexual woman. And most interactions with new people we’re just labeled “the lesbians” and (no hate to any lesbians) I cringe every time I hear it. Back in high school when I had boyfriends I was told that I wasn’t actually into girls and I wasn’t actually bi because I’m with a guy now. I got both sides of that annoying argument and those people really can’t come up with anything better than “we’re faking it”. I mean they used to say that about being gay just a few decades ago. I think people like to forget that just like gender, sexuality is also a spectrum (they also like to forget that people make mixed babies🙄). We really can’t do anything but ignore the annoying people and educate others.
@@RockFilmsInc lol that’s true
Totally,
i started looking at the comments just to find someone talking about this. cause like yeah, it was funny and i get what its saying, but it also made me sad :/. joking about the validity of bisexuality when biphobic sentiment is still surprisingly mainstream in queer communities doesn't feel right
Matteo has so much hair in this, that's how you know some of these clips are older 🤣
Now hes got a hair transplant so I expect to see the return of the Gay Mullet
@@Scam_Likely. If that isn't the name of an upcoming special I'm gonna riot 🤣
The library is open it seems.
I love how every matriarch in my family responded with complete confusion when someone came out. By that i mean they started questioning their own sexuality because they used to greet their friends with a hug😂😂😂😂 im the lucky one because my mom is queer too, so her response was like "you just found out, but i knew that already"
❤
Awesome!👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
My dad is straight and still responded with "Duh, I've known since you were 2" lol
Moms stay knowing. 😊❤
Ashley Gavin's joke about putting lesbians in a compound with an electrified fence. Reminds me of a documentary I saw.
There was a documentary about prison camps during World War 2. There was an elderly Gay Italian man telling a story about how Mussolini at the outbreak of the war, rounded them all up and put them on an island in the Mediterranean. He claimed that it was the best three years of his life. He Basically said, what's not to like, most of us were in our twenties, they left us with enough provisions for a year, and they left us alone on an island.
I hope the current fascist give us an island when they take over 😊.
@@imphoenixfireWhat Facist?
@@SirAdolf962 surely youtube user "SirAdolf" is here for good-faith discourse on the state of fascism in the current ultranationalist American right.
You killed in your own head did you? You really think you're doing satire correctly 🤦♂️
Reminds me of a George Carlin routine.
The one comedian talking about both him and his brother being gay reminded me of my family! My older brother is gay, I'm pansexual, my oldest son is bisexual, and my youngest daughter is a lesbian. Drives our mother/their grandmother crazy bc she's some devout Catholic who "prays" for all of us to not end up in hell hahaha 😂😂😂
Tell her god doesn't make mistakes, so that's what he intended you to be.
@@kellycook3914 I'm going to actually try that! Thanks 🥰
My mom has 5 kids. Older and younger sisters are out bi and I'm closeted. Well see about the other two
Like my family then I am gay I got 2 bi brothers, bi cusion lesbian cusion, lesbian aunt
@@k8tinayes bc there are literal genetic determinants in being gay it’s proven
Just Don't get aids...you neither.
Clap......BACK 😂😂😂😂😂😂
My friends and I like to get together and make fun of homophobes and the things they say that don’t make sense for various reasons, like the show a lack of knowledge about something or contraindicated a different statement they made-stuff like that. One inside joke is that gay aids isn’t the same as straight aids-it’s gaids. So it’s okay to sleep around as a straight person because then you only get regular aids, but those same people like to say they don’t agree with the immoral “gay lifestyle” so if a gay person hits on the straight homophobe at a bar the straight person in my jokes is always like, “hissss-back ye devil beast! I don’t want to catch the gaids!” 😂🤣😂🤣
Fully dunked on them. That was hilarious. 😊❤
"She uses they/them everybody!"
Oh god, why is that so true 😅😅
Isn’t it funny how instead of using your name the queerphobic people like to call you they/them. “She’s a they/them everyone. Let’s try to help they/them realize the error of their ways by randomly quoting scripture from the creation story. That should help they/them to not go to hell.” Or they be like, “oh no-she has pronouns!” Like they don’t know that literally everyone l-including heterosexual cisgender people no matter how homophobic they are-use pronouns every day. Oh! And my favorite-they/them doesn’t make me comfortable because we only use this pronouns for plural. And then literally that same day could be like, “has the pizza delivery person got here yet? I want to hand THEM a tip!” 😭 it’s sad but it’s funny at the same time!
"That's a Black Ghost" 😂😂😂
20:07 Omgosh, that's me 😄 I had a gay child, a bi child and a straight child 😅 (And they're triplets too!! 😂)
That’s great you have the trifecta 👍🏼
@@peteciam229 Thanks ☺️👍🏻
Btw, I'm also Pansexual so... 😉😅
I know triplets like this lol: lesbian girl, pan girl, straight boy
''That feels like nurture, bitch!'' is so good 🤣🤣
These comments are weird. Why would you click on this the title says Being Queer is the best f@cking thing….. all of y’all in here commenting negative things are in the closet… it’s not too late… it’s not too late… come on out… come on out and live your life 😂😅
These jokes are funny… they are comedians they are not recruiting kids… 🤦🏿♀️
😂😂😂some people are beyond lost tbh. Like us queer people didn’t grow up on straight content but here we are.
I know! Imagine living your life and spending the limited free time you have between 6 jobs in this dystopian world to make ends meet and you click on and watch a video(helping the analytics) just so you can spew your hate?
THIS!!! All of the early comments are so nasty, we need more reasonable people to drown them out 📣
It’s 2023 we have no more room for bigotry in this world
If you walk in love (which is to serve God and treat people like you want to be treated) and see your fellow Human about to doom themselves to destruction, let’s say, by putting a Rattlesnake in their sleeping bag and you don’t warn them, then that is not being a good person. If you warn them and they don’t listen, then it’s on them. It also makes them not have the ole “nobody ever told me” excuse when they give account for their lives in Judgment before the Throne. It not to late, Jesus/Yeshua already died for you.
@@spitflamezthe thing is, it is all over every religion it is impossible not to know the absurdity that you said, do no no-one is going to excuse it, even if all the fairy tail is real.
"Who 's the MAN in the relationship."
"It doesn't matter, gender doesn't matter, we are all miserable in relationships." xDDDD
Everything is a spectrum and everything is a social construct. 😊❤
I will never not laugh at "black ghost".😂 Even in my head.
“You pumped one out, and you got one of the racks, and they both turned out gay…..” 😂
I would marry Jaboukie. Like instantly. He runs into me on the street, says will you marry me and I say oh yes. That’s all there is to it.
He has such good vibes. I wanna be his friend
Delusion and vanity. Never a good mix.
totally. He's cute as hell
He’s got the freshest vibes.
He's adorable!
Dude, Maateo Lane's younger brother sounds like me as a kid.
His older brother is the other gay one. I don't think he has a younger brother. 😊❤
13:32 "thought they were black ghosts." Lmfao 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I've never seen older Matteo Lane stand up. He looks crazy. Love him. 😊❤
a slow transforming werewolf is very real 😅😂
21:10 That reminds me of an exchange from a movie. A baffled man asks a nymphomaniac how she can be a virgin. She coolly replies: "I'm choosy."
Histoy's slowest werewolf, loved it!
30:30 I WAS LIKE IN THE BACK OF MY HEAD ASSIGNING SOME KIND OF ENERGY TO THEM BUT LIKE WHEN THEY SAID HISTORY’S SLOWEST WEREWOLF I WAS LIKE OH IT WAS GIVING REMUS LUPIN ENERGY😭 I THINK IT’S THE JACKET PROLLY IDK
It’s crazy how recycled these clips are. Book more queer comedians.
i’m for sure going to think abt that addicted to cathol joke lol
"this woman, this senorita uses they/them pronouns!!" Took me out 🤣🤣🤣
Oh my god ashley gavin you're stand up special was hilarious, I left so hard you are such a good comedian thank you
why always with the biphobia tho
I know it made me kind of sad. Even in the pride collection. And they couldn’t even edit it out?
Agreed.
People act as if a bisexual’s attraction to the same gender is somehow less intense or less real than a gay person’s. I’m like, no, I too cannot help who I fall in love with bro and I fall just as hard
yeah that ruined it for me. sucks
They hate us cause we’re the best of both worlds
I recommend this video if you’re depressed, it will make you laugh your ass off.
Seggsual frying PAN here
I love this 😂😅
LOVE Bob the Drag Queen!! 💕
Bob was looking so hot 🔥. Loved the dress.
Best thing about watching this is being part of the lgbtq+ so u can relate 😂
This was so much comedy central! Thanks for the laughs!! 😅
So many delightful and clever comics. Also Ashley Gavin was there
Some very funny gay comics, and a few really cute guys too. Dwayne Perkins: love the hat.
so many funny people -- loved seein Jaboukie, he's so sharp for someone as young as he is.
36:23 had me laughing so hard
This compilation is fantastic!!!🤣🤣🤤🤣🤣🤤🤣🤣🤤
They say, to this day, matthew lane is still looking for a shirt that fits him
Matteo? He's fantastic. 😊❤
I am a proud Italian 🌟
ashley gavin, mateo lane, joel kim booster, caleb hearon, jay jurden, very funny
Jay's joke had layers and I'm so dumb his jokes took me a minute 😩
Makes you wonder how long dude would've let him keep at it if he hasn't spoke up. Totally been there done that and ended up icing my jaw after. From then on I decided each penis should come with its own disclaimer. 🤣
30:24 my mom was a homo hater for decades and back then she just put up with me existing barely . so she had me with her at a store and she had short hair wearing jeans and a sweatshirt. the girl at checkout glanced her way and referred to my mom as Sir .
Well i'm doing all i can Not to laugh and mom looks at me and quietly Angrily with her teeth clenched says Don't say a word .
You should call her Sir next time. Like if you are asked to do a chore, your response, Sir, yes Sir! 🫡
Happy pride! 💖
Happy Pride 🎉🏳️🌈
@@liamprue9382 Except when straight white republicans do it, apparently....
@@liamprue9382nobody cares t
A month late but HAPPY PRIDE!!!!😂🎉🎉🎉❤❤
Jaboukie is sooooooo cute 😍
I love this
the netflix judgement algorithm is so real
I loved the commercials ❤
When i came out as a male gay, my grandma looked at me and said " we already done knew sis!" Grandma is a hoot.
As someone with autism, I also love the vaccine joke
Pro-polio
Why is splitting the bill such a battle? That's dumb, just pay for what you ate or split it evenly. I hate that crap... it shouldn't matter what gender you are, paying for your food is the sign that you are a competent human being.
Agreed!
It was a joke buddy chill
Skinny Matteo? I was not ready. Good for him that he's bulked up now 😊
Loved it ❤
Why I gotta be biracial and bisexual 🤣😅
Jaboukie sounds like the name of a Pokémon.
Loved the vaccine joke at 40:01.
that wrist tattoo😂 totally got that from lindsay lohan😂 i almost got one😂
That senator line haha
39:57 that was such an epic joke
Bravo 👏😂
this is beautiful
i love being queer, its a huge blessing❤️🏳️🌈
I never understood why we took back the word queer and not the f word, queer means weird. I’m not weird, I’m not strange and I would be offended if anybody called me that before the F word personally
@@wyattcole5452 queer is so offensive so i hate these people bringing it back these are fighting words for me
@@Tannertheinjector our culture has terrible words meaning gay, including the word gay
@@wyattcole5452 how about maps
@@Churchill867 maps? Is that a new term?
Really like Brian Bahe. Gently relatable. 😊
18:25 you definitely could hun ❤
6:31 finally, I found my people!
NiCe
I love that Tien is basically Ellen irl😂😂
That one woman that basically said Asian babies are better than black babies 💀💀
Time-stamp? 0:00
@@gabrielmaroto18 23:01
Can we all agree the LGBTQ+ community is f***ing hilarious? 😂🤣
no
Reprobates. Pride before the fall
@@Churchill867 Can we just point out the irony of you saying that while having the British flag in your PFP 😂😂 that's also the third homophobic comment you've left. Just come out already man no one cares
@@Churchill867 yeah yeah you think we deserve to suffer for eternity for something we can't control yadda yadda. isn't this tiring?
They're funny when they're willing to make fun of themselves. Or if Dave Chappelle is in the room
4:38 👽❤️👽
33:20 Met my girlfriend of 5 years on OKCupid. :)
this so funny
Oh my gawd, the guy from Bonding IS actually a stand up comedian IRL 🤯❤️
17:22 I thought he was just a stylish lesbian 😭
38:31 Me everyday 🥞
Joel Kim Booster is awesome. Would’ve been cool to see Jared Goldstein here, too
Shouts out Emma Willmann!!
Side eye roll eye aiyeaiye aiye
28:18 well, that makes sense, because children are the only people who can actually dead drop without actually dying.
comedy central is so tactless 😭 including biphobia in a pride collection literally showing in-real-time how we’re always the butt of the joke well laugh now but hell is hot
A gay friendly video - I can use more of these.
I feel you. Here’s a link to an online lgbtq affirming church service that posts every Sunday
czcams.com/video/6PoEOqR5vt8/video.htmlsi=Gm3PWUIsIWgJuhU1
No one was close to Georgio!!
Totally. His jokes are _easily_ good enough to stand on their own, but his superb delivery takes his performance into the stratosphere... if that makes sense ? (・-・;)ゞ
Sorry. I'm sick right now and my cognitive functions are all discombobulated (⊙_◎)
I'm just tryin' to say: I agree. He's FANTASTIC!!!
27:00 (ish) aww his dream came true!
Ashley Gavin is so fucking hilarious. I love her. Throw me in the cage! 😂 💀im in!
yay
Black ghost 😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
The one talking about his crippling addiction to toxic masculinity.. that's me 😔
It takes guts to admit that even to just yourself. The world needs more guts like this. Then, it would be a better and safer place.
I am Pansy😅😅😅
From Dancing of Forty one (Netflix)
"Maybe I'm bi. I'm attracted to very feminine men, but I'm attracted to very masculine men."
Jay Jurden is gay on smart pills.
The closed captions on this are so cursed. They're so wrong. I think the auto-generated captions might be better.
paris sashay is hannibal buress right? you can't tell me it's not.
Dude from chi is a shade monster
So, you're who we "thank" for Hocus Pocus?
What is this comment section... Are we still in the year 2003? It's like people came in guns blazing to feel offended.
I'm bi and italian 😭💀
😍
George Civeris prompted me to look up “slept on” to double-check whether I understand what that means.
I kinda do, and he was
Who remembers the 5 for $5 days?????
As a stand-up comedian myself, I will state that I’m heterosexual. (You can laugh now.) As a matter of fact, I am SO heterosexual (laugh harder) that my boyfriend told my girlfriend that I’m heterosexual. True story! Btw, have I reminded you in the last 10 seconds or so that I’m heterosexual? Because that’s my whole bit. Thank you, I love y’all, good-night. (Audience delivers standing ovation at my bravery whilst inadvertently peeing themselves over my brazenly hilarious proclamation of heterosexuality.)
It ain’t working anymore, folks. Please, comics, go back to wry human observation and/ or intellectual analyses. Because I’m a heterosexual, in case you’ve forgotten. And my sexuality is doggone funny.