"I don't want to be waking up and eating in three seconds. Put em in, DING! It's late, I got to get out of here! If you're waking, eating, and hauling in three seconds, you're booking yourself too tight." LOL. I love Brian Regan. Freaking funny as hell.
o boyyy... the first i saw of this man was the whole 'i walked on the moon' dvd. i laughed so hard. i watched it with my family and i gotta tell you, it's so hard to find a good comedian you can watch with your family without getting all uncomfortable because every other word is beeped out and everything that isn't beeped out is all about sex and getting high.. i really appreciate him standing up for clean comedy, it really is the best kind. this is my thanks to brian!!!!!
Anyone who loves to laugh, but didn't think there was such thing as a clean stand up comedian...here he is!!! This guys is hilarious AND clean!! This skit is on making poptarts. If you need a good laugh, this will do it!!
The 1st time I saw this bit I thought he was exaggerating a little, but I later looked at the pop tart box and I couldn't believe it, he's exactly right! He isn't exaggerating at all lol
brilliant reading of the directions, "i see where they're going with this." the way he keeps looking at the pop tarts... "they're reading toaster directions, you're going to throw the 'vertical' concept at them?"
I thought of this bit today because I opened a canned good, and there were instructions on the lid. One. Pull up the tab. Two. Pull the lid back. It provided an alternate instruction of using a can opener instead if desirable.
OMG this is probably one of the most funniest I've seen! Number 1 remove pastry from pouch. Number 2 insert pastry... VERTICALLY... ahhh uhh, *BOOM! xD
I use a lot of lines from movies and comedy routines at work. The younger guys probably don't recognize most of my jokes. When reading and performing a new mechanical procedure, I sometimes do part of this bit. "I see where there goin with this. We're banging on all cylinders now!"
Wow, I was eating a pop-tart while watching this, and saw the instructions on the box. 5 years later they're EXACTLY THE SAME ! You're supposed to heat it for 3 seconds, but then let it 'cool' for a minute.
"If you gotta zap fry your pop tarts.... you might wanna loosen up your schedule!" This guy is a classic!
Brian has got it cracked !
Body language, facial expressions and seriously well crafted sketch.
just about perfect.
"I don't want to be waking up and eating in three seconds. Put em in, DING! It's late, I got to get out of here! If you're waking, eating, and hauling in three seconds, you're booking yourself too tight."
LOL. I love Brian Regan. Freaking funny as hell.
His comedic choreography and voice acting is genius.
the alarm goes off EEEEEERRRRRR put em in DING IT'S LATE I GOTTA GET OUTTA HERE! lmao, that killed me
Through the years I have watched this and every time it's just as funny.
No matter how many times I see this it always cracks me up!
o boyyy... the first i saw of this man was the whole 'i walked on the moon' dvd. i laughed so hard. i watched it with my family and i gotta tell you, it's so hard to find a good comedian you can watch with your family without getting all uncomfortable because every other word is beeped out and everything that isn't beeped out is all about sex and getting high.. i really appreciate him standing up for clean comedy, it really is the best kind. this is my thanks to brian!!!!!
Anyone who loves to laugh, but didn't think there was such thing as a clean stand up comedian...here he is!!! This guys is hilarious AND clean!! This skit is on making poptarts. If you need a good laugh, this will do it!!
Best Part : "Step 3 of Pop-Tarts Instructions" : "Hey, are you actually still reading this ???"
*HOW DO I GET THAT GOODNESS IN ME?!*
OwO Jotaro-kun
@MaKayla Crow :|
"I see where they're goin' with this"
LOL
ive seen this a million times and my stomach hurt everytime watching.
Awesome! I love him! He is SO funny and SO clean! Good for the whole family!!!
This just gets more funny every time I see it. Not many comedians can do that.
109 people need to loosen up their schedule
ROFL!!
145 people now.
158 now
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165 now
"If you're waking, eating and hauling in 3 seconds, you're booking yourself too tight". The best line.
He is brilliant. Love it. I love pop tarts.
"Where Banging on all cylinders now." haha
my friend tried microwaving for 3 seconds, it doesnt do anything... but i love how all of bryan regans stuff is so true... i love it!
The 1st time I saw this bit I thought he was exaggerating a little, but I later looked at the pop tart box and I couldn't believe it, he's exactly right! He isn't exaggerating at all lol
*checks poptart box* whoa!!! it does say "microwave on high for 3 seconds" xD lol
We're bangin' on all cylinders now!
brilliant reading of the directions, "i see where they're going with this."
the way he keeps looking at the pop tarts...
"they're reading toaster directions, you're going to throw the 'vertical' concept at them?"
Was eating poptarts and thought of this joke. Still funny years later.
Still one of the greatest bits of all time
the best stand-up comedy skit of all time!
Simply hilarious, Brian Regan is the man!!
Saw Brian's show in person a few years ago. The back of my neck was in pain from laughing so hard.
How do I get that goodness in me. "Hey are you still reading this" LMAO
still one of my all time favorites
By far my favorite comedian.
Brian is so much more funny with video. His physical additions to his comedy are the fruity filling in the pastry.
Filling...pastry...pop tarts...I see where you're going with this!
just the way he SAYS poptarts makes me laugh
My favorite comedian by far. Regan is the best.
this is one of the best and funniest brian regan things
"what the!" "How do i get that goodnies in me" hahahahaha
This video is so funny, Brian Regan is the best.
The real funny thing is that it's a pretty good point. Who needs Pop Tarts in three seconds? Loosen up your schedule! Brian Regan is the best
I do need to loosen up my schedule but I love this video!
this guy is something else!!!
I thought of this bit today because I opened a canned good, and there were instructions on the lid. One. Pull up the tab. Two. Pull the lid back. It provided an alternate instruction of using a can opener instead if desirable.
"alarm goes off ENNNG, put em in DING MUNCH AND IM OUTTA HERE!" i love that part XD
Love love love love love him.
i love this guy
Pure Gold..!!!😂😂😂
"Alarm goes off, NYAA put em in, DING, OH, I GOTTA GET OUTTA HERE!"
Love him!
Haha this is so funny, the other day I was stoned and I actually read the directions on the pop tarts box. It was a journey.
Just a fantastic routine.
Wow, the technology behind heating up a Pop Tart in the microwave hasn't changed in the last 5 years! AMAZING!
Another 5 years later, we're still eating and hauling in 3 seconds.
too funny; love this guy...
omg this guy is soooo funny...... i watched it like a million times and still laugh!!! XD
this guy is hilarious i love him
just got saw him in Syracuse about 30 minutes ago for the second time please come back brian.
that brain overload explosion was my favorite - love immitating that
He's right about the Pop Tart directions. ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/91ta3N772vL._SL1500_.jpg
"What the...how do i get that goodness in me?!"
Hahahah!!! I LOVE IT!!!
My frienmds got me hooked on his comedy routines whenm she had me watch Stupid in schoo. Hilarious!
brian regan is the funniest comic ever.
I never even knew there were directions because I never even bothered to look on the back XD
how can 138 people not like this comedian he absolutely hilarious
I'm seeing him in 3 weeks
Brian regan is the best comedian to walk this
earth
"how do i get this goodness in me?!?!"
Haha. This is hilarious!
Great Comic!!
2:18
OMG, that was RICH XD
"ahhh..ahh BOOOVV!!"
i love the way he says pop tarts
WE'RE BANGIN ON ALL CYLINDERS NOW
This guys hysterical. "Eat more fruit. Pop Tarts, nice thin layer on there".
52 people couldn't get that goodness in them
EPIC.
. . I'm so lazy that I just eat the Pop-Tarts without doing anything. .
xD
NSH_Gaming me too!😂😂
OMG this is probably one of the most funniest I've seen! Number 1 remove pastry from pouch. Number 2 insert pastry... VERTICALLY... ahhh uhh, *BOOM! xD
LOL Awesome!
The people who disliked this video are the ones who had to consult the poptart directions.
0:25
The guy that yells yeah at the poptarts directions(:
I use a lot of lines from movies and comedy routines at work. The younger guys probably don't recognize most of my jokes. When reading and performing a new mechanical procedure, I sometimes do part of this bit. "I see where there goin with this. We're banging on all cylinders now!"
Poptarts. Mmm poptarts.
"Microwave on high for 3 seconds." Wow. Those poptart guys act like we're stupid!
this guy is a genius!!!!!!!!!!!!
".....you're gonna throw the vertical concept at them? " Hysterical.
We're banging on all cylinders now...lol
funny ass hell!
lol we're bangin' on all cylinders now!
lol i love this, hillarious
I don’t toast my pop tarts
i love that he doesnt have to cuss or talk about sex or racism to be funny
Hes so funny!! X3
“Go ahead… toast ‘em.”
omg this guys hilarious
Wow, I was eating a pop-tart while watching this, and saw the instructions on the box. 5 years later they're EXACTLY THE SAME ! You're supposed to heat it for 3 seconds, but then let it 'cool' for a minute.
I see where they’re going with this
lol favorite part oo were banging on all cylinders now!
I haven't had a pop tart in eight years!!!
GIVE ME A POP TART DAMMIT!
Omg I was laughing to hard.
HOW DO I GET THAT GOODNESS IN ME?? XD
cant stop laughing!! :3
IMPROV!
"How do I get that goodness in me???"