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  • čas přidán 30. 03. 2007
  • Life as a airline passenger

Komentáře • 103

  • @ChadMichaelSimon
    @ChadMichaelSimon Před 2 lety +83

    His ability to talk about a standup standard like air travel and make it pure gold is astounding. Every comic - EVERY comic - has a an airplane bit. It's the most low-hanging universal topic fruit. His masterful, animated, hyperbolic delivery transforms anything into an adventure.
    Yes. The epitome of hyperbole. :-D

  • @mariadauria8954
    @mariadauria8954 Před 2 lety +82

    This is the last helicopter out of Vietnam …… I’m crying 😂😂

    • @cpmow831
      @cpmow831 Před rokem +1

      I hear this in his voice whenever I fly

    • @deannamayville7176
      @deannamayville7176 Před rokem

      😂😂😂😂

    • @brianregan1698
      @brianregan1698 Před rokem +2

      😂😂
      Thanks for your love and support
      I really appreciate y'all for been great fan of mine
      Where are you commenting from

    • @243wayne1
      @243wayne1 Před 8 měsíci +1

      @@brianregan1698 ALWAYS enjoy your material Brian! Saw you at the Fargo Theater 20 years ago or so... Prior to that..."The big yellow one is the sun!" That is what launched your career and made you my favorite comedian from that point forward! Thank you sir.

  • @scootdaws25
    @scootdaws25 Před 10 měsíci +8

    His facial expressions and voice inflections are terrific.

  • @justjack78
    @justjack78 Před 15 lety +97

    this is great! and so true. i have been a flight attendant for 25 years, and this guy hit the nail on the head. i wish we could show this on the plane, and throughout the airports!

    • @illwill1991
      @illwill1991 Před rokem

      I'll tell you why people rush the gate at boarding time. It's because you people always overbook the flight. Which should be fucking illegal! How does that even happen huh? It's not as if a fucking construction crew comes in between each flight to add or remove seats. The plane has had the same amount of seats It's always had since the fucking day it was built! What are you worried that some people won't show up? Who gives a fuck?! You already have their money you greedy fucking bastards!!

  • @randomcamera746
    @randomcamera746 Před rokem +44

    6:02 "I'm embarrassed to be human."
    "I WANNA GET ON!"
    "You're gonna get on."
    "I WANT TO GET ON BEFORE EVERYBODY ELSE!"
    "Why?"
    Brian is right. Being a human is embarrassing.

  • @vincefarrell862
    @vincefarrell862 Před rokem +8

    "The coach bathrooms are located at Newark Airport...concourse "C"!!!!😊

  • @wufongtanwufong5579
    @wufongtanwufong5579 Před 2 lety +36

    One of the late great Norm MacDonald's favourite comedians.

  • @SS-Tommy
    @SS-Tommy Před 2 lety +20

    I don't know how anyone cannot like this. It's fantastic.

  • @toolittletoolate3917
    @toolittletoolate3917 Před 10 měsíci +7

    The last time I flew, it was on a Japanese ANA domestic flight from Osaka-Itami to Miyazaki (the capital of Miyazaki Prefecture). It was a single-class, 90-minute hop. My wife and I arrived an hour prior to departure, like any experienced traveller would. There were very few other passengers there, even though the flight was sold out. People trickled in over a period of about 45 minutes. No one lounged on the floor or laid themselves across four seats in the waiting area. Everyone sat reading or listening to music. Finally, with about 12 minutes to go before scheduled departure, the gate attendants announced the boarding procedure. Everyone collected their luggage, lined up in accordance with the announced order, then moved with purpose onto the aircraft. All of the passengers quickly stowed their carry-on luggage, sat down, fastened their seat belts and waited patiently. The flight left ON TIME.

  • @Animorphs82
    @Animorphs82 Před 14 lety +61

    "I was wishing you'd have one of them left wishing apon a star!" LOL

  • @dillondiemert4401
    @dillondiemert4401 Před rokem +13

    "Bring me the head of a Pig 🐖" 😆

  • @rickcaravaggio5004
    @rickcaravaggio5004 Před rokem +5

    He is so super hilarious! One of the very best!

  • @crashburn3292
    @crashburn3292 Před rokem +7

    "Sit scuzz. Wait little piggies."
    American Airlines, coach, PTSD flashbacks.

  • @magnuscroify
    @magnuscroify Před 2 lety +20

    There are lots of great, "smart" comedians dealing with more adventurous subject matter, but there is just no one who, when they are ON, at the top of their craft, can approach Regan's hilarity.

  • @christieprescott5450
    @christieprescott5450 Před rokem +7

    “Close that curtain, I don’t want to see them!!” 😂😂

    • @brianregan1698
      @brianregan1698 Před rokem

      😂😂 sure you don't.
      Thanks for your love and support
      I really appreciate y'all for been great fan of mine
      Where are you commenting from

  • @Kazomix._.
    @Kazomix._. Před 8 měsíci +2

    i wish i was alive and sentient 16 years ago, all the funny people were there back then

  • @Zarni-fv2fj
    @Zarni-fv2fj Před rokem +6

    He missed one. After the plane lands please remain seated till we're parked at the gate. **Wheel barely touches** everyone jumps up and starts grabbing bags.

  • @christieprescott5450
    @christieprescott5450 Před rokem +6

    “You don’t see all these people jammed up, waiting on you? You don’t see any of that? Oh this is YOUR world! it’s all about YOU! You let us know when YOU’RE all set, caption YOU planet.”

  • @niltomega2978
    @niltomega2978 Před rokem +2

    Omg I could not contain my laughter watching this at work!

  • @djfrank68
    @djfrank68 Před 2 lety +18

    I worked for an airline for years. I can relate to all this. 😁

    • @sherry2313
      @sherry2313 Před rokem +1

      Same here! Oh the stories I have as a flight attendant.

  • @Animatokid
    @Animatokid Před 14 lety +25

    THIS guy is HILARIOUS!

  • @augustwest4233
    @augustwest4233 Před 10 měsíci +2

    Wishin'...Wishin upon a star. 😂😂😂

  • @rheaandnicdaw4356
    @rheaandnicdaw4356 Před rokem +4

    he is soooo funny and a clean comedian.

  • @reneedavis8775
    @reneedavis8775 Před 3 měsíci

    Absolutely great comedian...love you!

  • @flex10
    @flex10 Před rokem +2

    Classic. One of the best.

  • @tailedgates9
    @tailedgates9 Před 5 lety +11

    "We're makin money RIGHT NOW."
    XD

  • @BenEnlet29
    @BenEnlet29 Před rokem +3

    This is comedy at its purest form

  • @chestermarcol3831
    @chestermarcol3831 Před 5 měsíci

    Brian Regan is the GOAT.
    He makes standup comedy look absolutely effortless. He and Norm MacDonald (rip) are/were on a completely different level.

  • @fman4234
    @fman4234 Před 8 měsíci

    Every once in a while I gotta watch this… drying my eyes out as I speak 😢 and life is good again.

  • @kennethfagan9738
    @kennethfagan9738 Před rokem +11

    Sad but very true. So many people are morons. Brian is a master at making it funny. He is hilarious 🤣🤣🤣

  • @anyviolet
    @anyviolet Před rokem +2

    "Bring me the head of a pig!" LOL

  • @nathanhuffines
    @nathanhuffines Před rokem +5

    Where was you?

  • @maximusmeridius2306
    @maximusmeridius2306 Před 4 měsíci

    “They have fiddles in the over head rack up there”😂😂

  • @elleryholmes2098
    @elleryholmes2098 Před 6 měsíci

    “you let us know when you’re all set, captain you planet.”🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @harry8097
    @harry8097 Před 9 lety +9

    Nailed it!

  • @nikkilama00
    @nikkilama00 Před 15 lety +7

    omg middle seat sucks! once i got stuck in the middle and the 2 ppl on my sides were both sleepin and i had to get to the restroom sooooo bad

  • @edwardcossa875
    @edwardcossa875 Před 4 měsíci

    This is the 20 th time I’ve watched this n I’m still keeling over laughing👍

  • @marynarkunas4199
    @marynarkunas4199 Před 3 lety +9

    So accurate!!!🤣🤣🤣

    • @brianregan1698
      @brianregan1698 Před rokem

      Thanks for your love and support
      I really appreciate y'all for been great fan of mine
      Where are you commenting from?

  • @davidbrun9197
    @davidbrun9197 Před 7 měsíci

    That was great 😂

  • @user-ss9iv3kn5y
    @user-ss9iv3kn5y Před 17 dny

    He nails it. Soo true

  • @hermit6208
    @hermit6208 Před 6 lety +7

    "Would you like a nice cold fish head?"

  • @deekaye9403
    @deekaye9403 Před rokem +3

    Hey! Where was you? Where was you at!? Lol

  • @zodarian6705
    @zodarian6705 Před rokem +5

    Can you imagine a holiday meal with him and his brother oh my God🤣

  • @fairfld91
    @fairfld91 Před 15 lety +6

    brian regan rocks!

  • @ThunderPants13
    @ThunderPants13 Před 7 měsíci

    I find cold fish head eaten with a spork to be a refreshing change from my usual culinary routine.

  • @jothivasu40
    @jothivasu40 Před 9 lety +4

    awesome.

  • @user-dp2or9it3d
    @user-dp2or9it3d Před rokem

    So true still today

  • @jazzie45678
    @jazzie45678 Před 15 lety +8

    hey we r gettin' covered by a tarp

  • @matthewmorgan6814
    @matthewmorgan6814 Před 2 lety

    I like how Brian Regan morphed into Bill Hicks

  • @felixgayming5680
    @felixgayming5680 Před 6 lety +9

    ITS FUN TO FLY ✈ ✈

  • @koolkittykat04
    @koolkittykat04 Před 15 lety +4

    LOL i was laughing my head off! XD

  • @rt94103
    @rt94103 Před 12 lety +9

    Hilarious indeed.

  • @ricardofranciszayas
    @ricardofranciszayas Před 6 měsíci

    He’s a genius

  • @CB-ke7eq
    @CB-ke7eq Před 5 měsíci

    3:57 Gervais just stole this bit for his recent Netflix special.

  • @B.e.n.10
    @B.e.n.10 Před rokem +1

    He is so funny

  • @subramaniansundararaman2277

    it is true while airline travelling . funny and makes us to laugh. but happens.

  • @davidcowan4705
    @davidcowan4705 Před rokem

    I have a migraine now from laughing so hard.

    • @vincefarrell862
      @vincefarrell862 Před rokem

      This has happened to me several times. I've seen the guy numerous times over the past 30 years, including on our honeymoon. Within 7 years of noticing that this guy can bring me to the point of a migraine-type headache, via laughter, I was diagnosed with a brain tumor. Surgery, followed by the "all clear" diagnosis has me crediting Regan's routines as having saved my life.

  • @marlow769
    @marlow769 Před 3 měsíci

    The info “ricocheting” off their foreheads - BAHAHAHAHA

  • @sargentrowell81
    @sargentrowell81 Před 10 lety +5

    The next Jim Carrey ladies and gentlemen! LMFAO!!!

    • @Yahootie
      @Yahootie Před 6 lety +2

      sargentrowell81 Brian has been performing since the late 70's

    • @aceofspades9785
      @aceofspades9785 Před 6 lety +2

      sargentrowell81 please don’t disgrace Brian by mentioning that piece of shit jim carrey in the same sentence

  • @Demonslayer232
    @Demonslayer232 Před 13 lety +5

    It's funny because it's true!

  • @rroge5
    @rroge5 Před 9 lety +7

    i might not be oging to america any time soon

  • @Eric2221
    @Eric2221 Před 15 lety +2

    LMAO...its all true...and guess which flight attendant i am lol *rolls eyes*....i cant wait to use the tunnel vision thing :-P

  • @acordu
    @acordu Před 15 lety +2

    Dallas Improv?

  • @brucep9729
    @brucep9729 Před rokem +1

    Yes Brian, people are stupid! Now more than ever

  • @danfuntimes181
    @danfuntimes181 Před rokem +1

    🤣🤣🤣

  • @Ela-eh3hm
    @Ela-eh3hm Před 2 lety +1

    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @GailStrom
    @GailStrom Před rokem

    It’s fun to fly!

  • @toypupanbai3544
    @toypupanbai3544 Před 10 lety +3

    Numbers 1 thro' 5: the TSA.
    " 6 thro' 8: other passengers.
    " 9, lost/ mislaid/ damaged, baggage. and 10? Your choice!

  • @B.e.n.10
    @B.e.n.10 Před rokem +1

    Lol

  • @richsoar2009
    @richsoar2009 Před 6 lety +2

    As long as he is getting funny....

  • @turkial-saleem4873
    @turkial-saleem4873 Před 9 lety +3

    lol

  • @user-wr6rc9ye2l
    @user-wr6rc9ye2l Před 2 měsíci

    Please translate into Japanese.💞

  • @andrej1659
    @andrej1659 Před rokem +5

    "For all have sinned, and come short of the glory of God;
    Being justified freely by his grace through the redemption that is in Christ Jesus"
    Romans 3:23-24

    • @TheRiverweasel09
      @TheRiverweasel09 Před rokem

      Shut up

    • @andrej1659
      @andrej1659 Před rokem +1

      @@TheRiverweasel09 “For the preaching of the cross is to them that perish foolishness; but unto us which are saved it is the power of God.”
      1Cor.1:18

    • @jjryan1352
      @jjryan1352 Před 11 měsíci

      Now THAT'S funny.

    • @andrej1659
      @andrej1659 Před 11 měsíci

      @@jjryan1352 “For the preaching of the cross is to them that perish foolishness; but unto us which are saved it is the power of God.”
      1Cor.1:18

    • @jjryan1352
      @jjryan1352 Před 11 měsíci

      @@andrej1659 who wrote that? You don't even know. Follow of Saul the Jew

  • @mauricedegroff5669
    @mauricedegroff5669 Před 2 měsíci

    Frankly flying is a necessary evil. I don’t like it at all. First you have to go through the gestapo after you get through that crap and you get to walk about half a mile to where the gate might be on the first try we don’t know about whether or not will show up or the airplane will show up, never never never playing craps

  • @aureliocabrera3278
    @aureliocabrera3278 Před 8 lety +1

    But everyone loves First Class . I bet he does too travels First Class it is only a extra 90.00 USD to upgrade at the Airport so check in early .

  • @philipberger1287
    @philipberger1287 Před 9 lety +3

    meh

  • @leereedeastern1
    @leereedeastern1 Před 15 lety +3

    not that funny

    • @Yahootie
      @Yahootie Před 6 lety +3

      Kristen L. Reed is too.