The Craziest Horror Franchise RETURNS
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- čas přidán 14. 11. 2023
- In this video, I return to the strange world of Critters as I take a look into 2019's "Critters Attack" and "Critters A New Binge."
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Watching Critters: A New Binge with you was absolutely vile and probably the worst thing I could’ve done with my night
10/10 would totally do it again
Lol
I would watch it with my friends ngl
So…@OrdinarilyAverage @Pastra does this mean critters is the movie/tv franchise that had the biggest falling-off… EVER?!
btw I’m a big fan :D
Have yall tried Tremors: the TV Series?
"THE ENTIRE PLOT OF THE SHOW HAPPENED BECAUSE HIS MOM SLEPT WITH THE FUCKING CRITTER PRESIDENT" has the same vibe of 7 NUCLEAR MISSILES
yeah.
Wish I had context
@@gaminganimators7000 the context is that pet_foolery made a comic about the Very Hungry Caterpillar just becoming a Kaiju and it survived 7 nuclear missile strikes
I just think it's funny that Lankmann and pastra's dynamic went from Lankmann making Pastra's life a LIVING HELL to pastra consoling Lankmann like a child because a movie was bad-
Enemies to found family
@@Onyroolivermy new favorite trope
@@pawaffleprincess3637 it was very present in ATLA with Zuko sooooo
I doubt Lankmann would stop that first sentiment, but that second sentiment however, is obvious even to an enigmatic soulless personal demon
@@OnyrooliverJIGGAPLEASE ❤❤😂😂😂😂😂
my personal critters™ headcanon is that the "critter queen" is just a fancy title like the queen of england while the critter president does all the proper critter shit
Like a figurehead? Sweeeet!
Holy shit
Critter constitutional monarchy.
Actually then the Critter President is actually the Critter Prime Minister.
IS THERE A CRITTER HOUSE OF REPRESENTATIVES AND CRITTER SENATE!?!???????
@@dumpsterfire0718 Critter executive branch? Like a Critter Minister of War? Critter Minister of Agriculture?? Critter Minister of Education???
The fact that the "prime critterster" or the "critterster of war" wasn't thought of is shameful
For some reason this makes me wonder if there’s a Critter religion.. I think they’ve mentioned Jesus before, but who really knows if they actually believe in Christianity or not
"Absolutely nothing could have prepared me for this shit."
The emotion, the passion. I can FEEL how flabbergasted this made you.
18:21 you just flashbanged me with words and I haven't laughed that hard in a while
Then the footage of the show appears and it's a bombardment of wtf's
Critters A New Binge is almost inspiring me to make something that, at face value, is an ABSOLUTE DUMPSTER INFERNO DOOM, but the further you'd dig down into it, the more and more the characters would make sense and the more the dumpster fire begins to form into a cohesive and actually deep story, just hidden under the absolute batshit insane nature of the thing.
I don’t watch anime, but I think most anime is like this.
That's something I'd pay good money to see made.
Kinda reminds me of the Netflix transformers series.
@@kaleenar963 depends on the anime.
Normally they are more coherent
@@skinnywizard6351 The reason I think most anime might be like this is that I always see mention of manga titles that are like “Woah I died and reincarnated as a magic bathtub who does pilates and now I’m gonna defeat a sentient teapot with my harem of cat-boys” and supposedly almost every anime is just an adaptation of a manga, right? Like I said I haven’t seen any anime so I don’t know.
Pastra and Lankmann seem to be much more friendly towards each other. That's some good character development.
I love lankman so much. He's just a little guy. a little murder guy. what else could you what?
I have NEVER laughed harder than the moments at 18:10 where you see a real, human woman trying to look titillated by a hand puppet with a freaky tongue, like. What 😭 WHO CAME UP WITH THIS, and how did the directors look at this and go, "ahh, yes, the NEXT smash hit. We've got the monsterfuckers involved this time." Lmfaooo
Also the Endgame reference fucking TOOK ME OUT 😂😂
@@towhee3400YEAH ME TOO
*How* did the two make it work? Why do the aliens have genetic material and genitalia compatible with human ones?? My biologist side is having a stroke.
Dude I was watching this at work and then went throughout the comments. Saw this, clicked the timestamp, and was just horrified.
I'm telling God
Anything's a dildo if you're desperate enough I guess. *shrugs*
Clyde you can’t be negative towards anything Critters related-! They’ll break into your house like those other people did and eat you and Lankmann alive-!
don't worry clyde has an M1911
it's for when lankmann doesn't pay rent
Well, he wasnt alive for long
@@TranscorpHRalso lankmann would eat the critters
But before they eat you they suck your toes
I know this isn't related but I needed to put this where people would see it
Shake your phone around when he's on screen
Wondering where Lankmann was the whole video and being greeted with him sounding like an upset child who needed some comfort ice cream at the very end was great.
Also I'm scared to ask how the hell Christopher's mom and the Critter President even REMOTELY made that work
I decided to stop trying to think about it
Bruh, imagine E.T had this kind of reveal if they had a sequel, like E.T´s dad did it with Elliot´s mom for some illogical reason, ridiculously explaining the absence of the kids´ father, making her three children half alien, and E.T their older alien brother because double plot twist! Turns out alien daddy has gotten busy with another female alien of his kind hence double revealing that he cheated on his wife, period, also insinuating juicy family drama.
To think we not only got Critters politics, but we also had one of those political figures reproducing with a woman who cheats on her husband Gilbert Gottfried to make a human critter hybrid, the funniest thing is that outside of the critters and aliens, the previous movies were as grounded as can be, to the point where these 2 entries feel like the jumped the shark for series about fighting aliens who eat everything and roll around like mobile hedgehogs
it's so funny knowing that things like critters continues to thrive as a franchise.
Well, "thrive" is a strong word
Well, "continues" is a strong word
Well, "critters" is a strong word
Well, "funny" is a strong word
Well, "franchise" is a strong word.
If Killer Klowns from Outer Space is getting a game, lets hope the Critters will get a game in the future as well.
YES!!!
I’m sorry WHAT?? KILLER KLOWNS is getting a GAME????
@@RailfoxStudiosyep
I hate killer klowns from outer space with all my being.
@@avocatto1877then you know nothing of the word fun whatsoever
The big takeaway of this video is that we need a second season of a new binge
This was... An experience.
Thank you for it Pastra.
Autism Critter is my favorite Critter. :)
Yippieee
what about me
YIPPEE!!!!!!
Yippiiiiieee!!!
Yippie
if I had a nickel for every time I was jump-scared by a critters themed video in my feed from Pastra, I would have 2 nickels
which isn't much, but its strange that it happened twice
God I love that quote so much
Same
@@sourlabsame I say this quote all the time
If I had a nickel for every time I suddenly was Pastra, I'd have nickels.
I feel like it says something concerning about me that, for this entire video, at the back of my mind, I kept thinking, "Okay, but you remembered to invite Lankmann to the watch party, right? Please tell me you didn't leave him out again! He was so sad before!" And then that little exchange happened during the outro and I felt such relief lmao. XD
lmao i had the exact same feeling!!!!!
That one Critter that fades away when all the others just explode is my favourite thing to come out of Critters.
Thanks Critters: A New Binge. You just made my day.
I like how each video you could tell Pastra is putting more personality into his videos because It's actually starting to sound like their not talking from a script and are just talking. I'm not being mean i'm just giving points
Pastra deserves a medal for watching all of this.
Critters Attack ends like how a sitcom would, i’d half expect for it to just freeze on that last frame and just have the credits show up in comic sans and have the full house theme play over it
18:25 this is such a combination of words and truly a surprising plot twist i would have never saw coming kggGKEGJWS
The fact that I actually managed to guess the plot twist of Critters a New Binge based only on you saying their one note personality traits being important
Also this was a very fun video and it got a laugh out of me. And yay! Lankmann got to watch them
Bruh I even guessed it to of the critter president being the boy’s father
These have become my favourite videos from you Pastra, the vids where you and your friends are watching the most batshit insane movies is just so much fun and I have a big dumb smile on my face whenever I watch them.
Each pair of movies can be catorized as the good, the bad, and the ugly. Thanks for showing me these movies pastra!
When Pastra talks about critters binge. He is literally me when i try to explain all of alpha and omega to someone
yeah me too.
...what kind of alpha omega? *Loads gun*
I love hearing how Pastra's mind is slowly decaying in this video, Pastra's dying lmao
Pastra explaining that it was meant to bring new life to Critters made me go "Oh so like the Sci Fi Pumpkinhead movies". Followed by him explaining they are awful so "Oh so its exactly like the Sci Fi Pumpkinhead movies" lol
I'm glad that Lankmann made you watch these because this video was hilarious. Also, of all the many questions that I have now, the most pressing one is how did the Mom and the President manage to hook up? Like how did it even work given all of their differences? Was there like a tentacle or something Bad Dragon would sell involved or did The President like crawl into her? I'm so confused and disturbed...
It's insane that I watched the trailer for the og critters like 50 times and I was not allowed to watch it and now I know how insane and crazy this hell of a rabbit hole has become
Well that was certainly a video..
Glad to see the Pastra and Lankmann friendship arc is going smoothly though!
The story of Critters: A New Binge and how you described it without laughing *ONCE* was insane. It blew my mind as you told all the stupidest plot twists and I felt like my jaw almost hit the floor when they did an Endgame reference. Just.... HOW?!
Yeah, I don't think people are gonna pick up the Critters franchise anytime soon.
Now I wanna see the live reaction to both movies.
"If it's my wife, I'm not here" lmao what a line
14:21
Your videos make my day better, thanks man
I love this channel so much, so halloweeny and scary but there’s something so incredibly comforting about the art style and the way Zach talks. I’d honestly pay anything for a commission from this guy. been supporting this channel basically from the get-go (found it back at maybe 30k, which is MINUSCULE compared to the 400k we’re currently at, all of them definitely deserved.) keep up the great work, your fanbase eat this shit up like waffles.
The little conversation at the end between pastra and Lankmann was adorable
Great video pastra. I don't know if it was just me, but I swear Clyde's spikes are moving throughout this video.
All the Implications about the critter president was the best thing I heard all day.
Good to see you guys are still alive 👍 this was an insane roller coaster I never want to ride myself but now I did and I don’t regret it! Thanks 😂
Always a crittalicious day when Pastra posts
You should just become a horror movie review channel omfg, these Critter reviews and zombie film reviews are absolutely amazing!!!!!!!!
I would love just a video of a complication of all your guys reactions while watching this series
You are quickly becoming one of my favorite CZcamsrs. Awesome content, keep it up.
.....okay I had a drink with the revelation of the 'premise' of A New Binge. Like I watched the original Critters in theater as a kid and the sequels on Blockbuster Friday. It was such an insane series that few people believed Critters existed so thank you for sharing this review. But now I have to live with the knowledge of Critter x Human progenation being possible.
This calls for another drink.
What if we held hands in the critter spaceship 🥺
i would!
Even if not pregnant (yet) Pastra always delivers
Wh.what did you mean by this
YET???
@@flowersgamingg Critters, man. They don't need a plausible explanation.
Great video Pastra. :) Also I love the colors you used for the thumbnail, it’s beautiful. :D
Anyway though I’ve had a lot of fun hearing you talk about this series, even during it’s low moments. Cause it’s clear that you have so much passion for this series as a whole. That’s what I always enjoy about your videos is all the passion and genuine enjoyment you have towards whatever you talk about. :)
…I’ll be honest for a sec though Pastra. I haven’t been doing great lately mental health wise for so many reasons I’m not gonna get into. Except for one. Since the end of September my dog had been terribly sick which has been really stressing me out. But even though I tried to do what I could for her… She unfortunately passed away last night. I haven’t felt good at all today. I’m exhausted and my feelings feel all over the place today and I still don’t feel like I’ve fully processed everything. Sorry I know this is sad and negative… I’m not trying to trauma dump on you or anything like that. The only reason I’m even bringing this up at all is I wanted to thank you for this video. For a small bit watching this video really took my mind off of things despite the insanity of everything going on in this part of the series. It felt like I was just hanging out and listening to a friend talk about something they really enjoy and honestly I’ve really needed that today. So thank you for the video Pastra. Keep doing what you’re doing and being you. Cause you just being your passionate self matters and can make an impact way more than you realize it does. ❤
Thank you Pasta-They. Sorry for the long and possibly emotionally heavy comment. But I just wanted to tell you all that.
-Vannessa
I know Bianca’s name has some relevance and special meaning to it from watching Dead Meat’s Kill count on the movie, due to the host (Zoran) knowing a guy who worked on the movie.
But I can’t remember it off the top of my head, if anyone knows then I’d be very thankful
I'm so glad I found your channel you make really good content and your art style is really good
Yesss another Critters Pastra Edition! I love these videos❤❤
I love your vids bro , the audio, your voice , the character animations .. i love the charm
Pastra, questions: What inspired your Veldiguns and Dreams of an Insomniac? And, more out of curiosity, when do you think the next part will be complete by your reckon? (That second question doesn’t have to be answered, just curious about your progress. Otherwise, take your time with it.)
Another incredibly swag Pastra vid. I hadn't heard of Critters before, but Pastra's videos covering them have tempted me into peeping this series a mite or so.
Also, I v much enjoy the friendship betwixt Pastra & Lankmann.
I can't tell if the voice at the end was Lankman- if it's not, I can't wait!
Either way, I loved this video and wish you a good day, Pastra!
always a good vibe when Pastra uploads
I always love your series man this was great
I genuinely love your Dynamic with Lankman. It is honestly amazing. I hope you can find a series for you and Lankman to watch and enjoy together.
I watched his first video on this and came directly over and I swear the endings of both videos made me shed tears. I love the relationship between Pastra and Lankman.
the wholesome ending no one expected-
NGL I would love to see Pastra write and direct a Critters cartoon in their style.
Loving the video so far
I realize how much I kinda mis pastry’s art style and music choice idk something comforting about it and enjoyable can’t really put it to words just really nice to watch and listen too and the vibe always feels very Halloween and campy? Idk i just love it
subbed because your funny and also reviewed one of my fave creature feature franchises. I LOVE ME SOME CRITTERS. GO CRITES GO! *happy sounding hungry gibbering*
just got out of school to see my favorite strand of pasta has uploaded!
I knew pastra was going to have some positivity in this video
Heeeey Pastra! I missed watching ur content, well here I am now!
ok as you described Critters: A New Binge, I couldn't help but burst into laughter as I couldn't believe what I heard, then you showed it in the video and I laughed even harder, now I have to watch it XD I can't breath
Btw I really liked your previous videos about the upturned , zardys maze , it steals, the very organised thief, it was really funny seeing your clips playing those games
Aw, seeing Lankmann and Pastra becomes friends is cute
I’d love to see another niche horror game video on this channel. The stuff you find would probably be really cool
I'm still processing the fact that A New Binge actually included a human and a krite canonically boinking. Interesting stuff. Great video as always, Pastra~ Also, that "Thank you, Pastra." At the end was surprisingly wholesome ❤
I like to think that after the Critter Queen fought the other critters in Attack, there was a Critter Revolution that led to the installation of a Critter Presidential Republic
Love how the Critter President implies the Krite (a strongly established Chaotic Evil species) has fucking _organized politics_
Well, we know now that Critters: a new binge is certainly the show of all time :P was admittedly sad Lankmann wasn't so big in this episode, would've been fun to hear commentary and banter throughout, but considering how the movie and show turned out...yeahhh probably wouldn't be happy. But I think it's cool anyways and will probably check it out the series for myself at some point, it looks fun for all it's problems for sure :D
Maybe they were trying to do the Sharknado thing I could see that working. They need some cameos just like Sharknado did for it to work.
god pastra love ur content, u just sound so much like matpat sometimes i forget i'm not watching game theory. u deserve better recognition though so i am TRYING to do better anywho keep up the good work king love ur videos
Pastra upload finnaly🎉
I think A New Binge is proof that Critters could work as a straight up dark comedy if it just leaned into the madness already there.
I enjoyed watching this video, and I wish you a good day.
A new binge straight up sounds like a fan fiction and I hate it. I see why you loved it though. Like I said in the first Critters video you made, I feel like the series started off well but just slowly got worse as time went on. But if you (and Lankmann) are interested in some actually good horror content, I recommend checking out “the strange men anthology.” It’s a series of 4 games that, despite having somewhat different themes/tones, are all connected in some way. While the first game in the series isn’t the best, the ones after it make up for that. So I recommend checking it out. (But just a heads up, some of them delve into some dark and sensitive topics. They handle them pretty well for the most part, but still just a heads up for anyone who’s interested)
This was insane and i loved it
awesome man
Hey Pastra, I have a video request. If you want to, can you make a “Stanley Parable/ Stanley Parable Ultra Deluxe” video review? I know it’s not a horror game but it’s a Psychological Horror Game and the game is really good. I would really love to see a video about the game
Yoo I wasn't expecting a follow up but hell yeah!
Pastra goes from the iron lung video....to critters, like nothing happened lol
Let’s go more critters content can’t wait for its critterin time after this video releases
Honesty i would love for you to check out the other movies that were similar to Critters and Gremlins, like Ghoulies, Hobgoblins, Munchies, and many more. It could even be a big video like the zombie movie marathon
You 100% should do this on The Feast (all 3 parts)
That twist at the end of a new binge was so bad and random it was good and funny.
Totally not me at the edge of my seat ever time Pastra criticizes something after watching the IronLung video
lankmann and pastra going from torturer and torturee to roommates is. the best
I hope a watch party vid of you and ur boys watching this is released
Honestly i think you'd LOVE this hidden gem of a horror game called In Sound Mind, i def recommend checking it out!
awww Lankmann is such a sweetheart nowadays, isn't he?
The thanos snap reference literally almost killed me and the end of critters attack gave me hello neighbor 2 ending vibes
this series is wild
Hey, just found your channel and it's pretty good! Ur avatar is creepy and that one guy that appears out of nowhere scared the living sh*t out of me 🤣❤️
this entire video i thought pastra's spike tail were dancing
I’ve just discovered this channel (from a random meme animation), and it already seems really cool. I’m excited to check out the rest of your content!
Btw, I’m not sure if it’s a common request or not, but would you be interested in covering the good ol’ classic of Spooky’s Jumpscare Mansion? It’s a game I’ve been interested in/hyperfixated on as of late and I wanna hear your takes on it. Just as long as it doesn’t end up being another Iron Lung situation of course, as great as that video is, we don’t want to force you to cover a game you don’t want to make a video on, so I guess only consider it if you genuinely want to talk about it
18:22 this is a sequence of words i never expected to hear in my lifetime