YouTube Poop: Neil deGrasse Tyson Enters a Crack Hole
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- čas přidán 4. 03. 2017
- Neil deGrasse Tyson gloats about his sex life and enters a crack hole.
This CZcams Poop is pretty crazy with a ton of ideas. I have been working on this YTP for two months on and off. I'd have to say that it came out okay in the end. - Zábava
Wow. For a full minute, all Neil did was viciously roast not only me, but my mother as well! I can't believe this has happened.
Well, think of it like this, you, and every other human being aren't really here at all! We are all just an illusion constructed by a species of amnesiacs' desperately searching for your mother.
JakeSpacePirate E *Had us in the first half, not gonna lie*
Alternate title should be "Neil Degrasse Tyson roasts you for 3 minutes"
This is one of the best YTPs I've seen. "The hair stands up...-I don't have hair there, but if I did, it would stand up on the back of my ASS."
Theres some really good ones out there idk
Crystal poopsi YTP
Prawn srars YTP
WIM 4 YTP
Whew of Fof YTP
Bas ruttens streethal lethal system YTP
Many of cs188s. if u havent seen any of these i highly recommend them, your gonna die laughing
The auto-generated subtitles are very, very accurate. It got like 90% of the stuff right. It even got most of my sentence mixing. Crazy impressive considering what it used to be like.
no, you're just really good at sentence mixing
Your channel banner is massam jojojojojojojojojojoj
it was hard to swallow
I won't give this a like since it hit 69. I offer my comment as a substitute. so as not to break the awesome coincidence
@@Snowfireblues 79 now
@@darknesskingsized8996 Damn... someone broke the chain
It crept northward at the pace of a few inches per year!
I read this comment right when the video say it was hard to swallow
"it crept northward at the pace of a few inches per year on its slow inexerable rendezvous with your mother" I am in pieces
She weighed about 320 000 000 kilos
or About 705,479,238.992 lbs
"In whale language"
(Whale moos in the distance)
Rest in pepperonis
My supercock is nearly 10-trillion kilometers ' _ '
+DRAGON I never knew that...
It was hard to swallow.
@@ninyaninjabrifsanovichthes45 but wait. It gets crazier!!!
The events depicted in this video are so random and bizarre, it's like the very particles of my being were laughing in disbelief.
Neil "Crackpipe" Tyson strikes again
hes smoking degrasse
I've watched this hundreds of times and it never gets old it's one of my favorites
Thanks for the 9,000! I have been working on this on and off for months now, and I put in a lot of time when I should be doing homework this week to get this to you guys! I have been so busy.
you should pin this comment
It's probably because I have so few videos. With the number of videos that I have, I'm lucky to have so many.
You deserve to get a ton more than just 9k though.
This is in my top 5 YTP's. I laughed so hard my sides hurt and I couldn't breathe. Masterful execution from diverse and surprisingly good source material. Thanks for the entertainment!
MasterJoJ u sure do more with this guy
"I WANT TO KNOW WHAT'S IN THOSE DARK PLACES."
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sus, ses, sus. its the yotube poop insignia
Soi soi soi
And *SuS* ...
One of the best shish I've ever fufing seen
you made a masterpiece my man
"GAME!"
FUcking lost it
Loansome What it takes to K.O. a Villager main.
Neil "Smokes" deGrasse Tyson is at it again...
I just realized: "Smokes" deGrasse = Smokes grass. Was that intentional on your part?
2:18 That face made me shit in my socks.
Meme War Veteran the crack starts to kink in.
I was on a different video and saw this in the suggested videos list. I was on the phone with my mom who was telling me that she just got a flat tire and I saw the thumbnail for this and just couldn't stop laughing. She thought I was laughing at her lol.
2:41 We're hitting levels of meme that shouldn't even be possible.
2:19 I can't keep it together 😂🤣
i fuckin love your editing a ton; it's been a long time since i've laughed this hard
god bless
Thanks! :D
I hadn't watched this in a while and I came back to it tonight... cracked me up again. XD
ChiefSqueef My supercock is 10 trillion kilometers long. It was hard to swallow.
when he started screaming "FUUUUUUU" i DIED
This is fucking brilliant by YTP standards. 9/10
0:38 Stalin, is that you?
VenerableAxagoras *tis nigga stalin*
(Zane Bloxy) you were riding ON HER ASS
"There are more stars in the universe than there are atoms in the universe."
- Neil DeGrasse Tyson
I just absolutely love this one, your jurassic park and judge judy one lol. I can't stop watching these 3.
love this one!
the slithery neck is perfect!
subbed.
The Matrix part was just pure AMAZINGNESS XD
im a simple man, i hear sus, i like.
I've been watching ytps since the first days, and this is one of the best I've seen
I was actually wheezing and in tears by the ending. Thank you for that experience.
This is probably one of the best poops I've ever seen. Keep up the good work!
Congrats on 9,000 subscribers! you are one of the many ytp'ers that I love!
One of the funniest YTPs I have ever seen. Great job!
DO A FULL MATRIX YTP!!
1:55 WWOWOW
A-woah-uh!
This was brilliantly edited!
I've never seen anything more beautiful than what I just saw
I keep coming back to this, it's just that good.
Omfg
0:33 "Your cock. How did we on Earth find something so small?"
This whole YTP is *b r i l l i a n t*
0:32 Okay Neil you didn't have to go there, not cool :(
Sus.
Thanx for making a Cosmos one. I loved this. I laughed so hard,
I was unable to breath for five minutes!
Pesky Angel Holy shit, the brain damage you must have had...
This is without a doubt the single greatest piece of YTP ever produced. Well done.
Woah! Thanks!
MasterJoJ 2:28?
you earned my subscription after the melee reference at the end.
Thanks for creating this, my life finally makes sense
One of the best YTPs I've ever had the pleasure of viewing. HAHAHAHA!
Great job with this poop I thoroughly enjoyed it
this is no YTP... this is YTP above a YTP. this is pure art.
Deep stuff with Neil Degresse Tyson
Please can you make another YTP on the new cosmos series, this video is one of my favorites and I would love to see another one on the new series
That title!! I'm laughing so much, that's hilarious!
The first minute of this video is an absolute classic.
2:01 greatest story ever
2:00
Thanks Mike, this is a good one
How on earth did we find something so small on earth
You've got yourself a new sub this shits amazing
Thanks!
Neil is one of my favorite people ever. I'm glad there is finally a good ytp of him.
And here I am again. Still fucking awesome. I love you Master Joj 💖
This needs more views.
One of the best YTP ever.
Jesus I can't stop laughing XDD
2:47 i lost my fucking mind lmao
3:02 I swear, I laughed way too hard on that.
Scientists remain mystified why sunlight can't penetrate the D
epic editing well done, here from charmax!
Another masterpiece thank you!!
You are welcome!
0:42 the subtitles killed me here
The funniest YTP I've watched
mad funny bro, great job I was 'crack'in up! Lol
This is amazing
There's some good sentence mixing YTPs, there's some bad YTPs that reuse the same gag for half the video, and then there's something like this - the pinnacle of modern YTP. This is the gold standard.
Every time this shows up in my "watch again" feed, I gotta click.
Thanks! :D
To see you back....and in such impeccable form.......it....just....gets me......right......hereeeeaaaAAAAAAAHHHH, HAH HAH HAAAAHHHH! WHHHAAAAAA!
I lulled so hard, ......you didnt have to do it, butchta did, butchya did......and I thank you!
I think I died. Thank you, master.
Nice work. 👌
The fuckin Akira blast? Nice.
The best ytp yet
I don't have hair there, but if I did, it would be standing up on the back of my ass.
now that's kind freaky right there
This is fantastic!
nothing will ever be better than witnessing the youtube closed captioning say "sus"
2:19 when you smoked too much pot and you’re sittin there trying not to die
Awesome. Love the mom jokes
this is magical
that jolly moment, riding your motorcycle through a worm hole, then - "FFUUUKK" haha
this is the best thing on youtube
This is my favorite ytp of all time
This is still my favorite YTP. I want to show this to my children
I'm mad this doesn't have more views.
the fact that sunlight can't pennnnnnetrate the ddddddddddd
Masterpiece.
QUALITY CONTENT
This is the funniest video I have ever seen
Dear MasterJoJ, I love your videos, and your effects are sublime. May I ask what software you use to create these fine pieces? --Bopermans
Thanks! I use After Effects and Premiere Pro!
That was highly educational
2:40
I'm getting serious 2001 vibes from this.
The first 2 seconds in and i just entered another universe
Subbed. Most YTP out there really sucks, but yours is hilarious. Right up there with CS188.
Thanks!
2:18 literally spat from laughter
2:19 - I laughed so hard, I hit my head on the wall.
Greatest gift
this is great