Can confirm. Ive worked at an italian owned small pizzeria preparing sanwiches and salads. The owner taught me how to do those salads just like that (at least the lettuce was pre sliced from a bag)
I used to work near a pizza place so i would go there for lunch when I had a break and one day I tried the salad option. I didn’t order it again because it was basically that salad but with cold mozzarella cheese and doused in Italian dressing.
These jokes don't bother me, because i'm not Italian. But if that was me, i'm just saying if that was me, they are lucky that was not me, because if the circumstances were such, as you have described them but with me in them, that's a very different and scary outcome for those involved. IF.
When you think of Eastcoast Italians ... you think of Brooklyn, queens and Staten Island. When I think of New Jersey I think of ehh woods , quiet and farms 😂
I'm Italian and I laughed way too much at this. The Italian man arguing with a sassy black woman is all too real. When the "flock of jews" flew away, I almost crapped my pants.
lorenzo barbieri I also watch some episodes in italian, but i dont like the voice of the characters in italian.. also is the synchronisation not the best 😅😅
Vicko Voyd Thats true, but nowdays the learn more english in school. If you travel to Italy, Rome is the line for speaking english. Everything which is more southern than Rome cant speak english 😅 (in generell)
The existence of yourself is offensive and due to the man and woman to whom you are in direct relation of birthing you, you are, in blood, a citizen to the Italian Republic.
I remember laughing uncontrollably after the "ay capernakiss, why dont you navigate yourself to the back of the line with your feet, and stand there witcha shirt"😂
@@anegg1369 Lol, I didn't even know that stereotype existed. I have never ordered salad. hahah, in Italy we do it in a bowl like all normal people. I think they used salad containers to get by.
Haven't watched family Guy in such a long time, and now I'm going to watch it. I was looking for something stupidly distracting and entertaining, thank you
Questo cartone è letteralmente basato su questo. Non siamo gli unici ad essere presi in giro e non lo saremo mai quindi se ti da fastidio perché ti senti offeso pensa al fatto che scherzano su letteralmente ogni tipologia di persona
@@Chiarally Non mi sento offeso, la mia è una citazione dal Film “Good Fellas” (“Quei bravi ragazzi”), la scena con Joe Pesci al ristorante quando gli dicono che è “divertente”. Scena cult.
The irony of the salad joke is it's actually Greeks and sometimes Brazlians running pizza take out places, so It's like they're the ones screwing it up and Italians take the flak lol. Greek pizza is also usually a disgrace to real italian pizza and can be downright awful 70% of the time.
As Italian, I'm astonished the guy crossing the line was not Italian while the Italian fellas were respecting the queue. It would make much more sense if there was a single guy queued and the whole Italian people group getting ahead of him.
I can’t understand the physical stereotype of Italians...we are the most mixed people in the world. Italians are not all dark hairy and mustache. super mario bros said 🤣🤣🤣
It's just incredible how spot on that salad joke is.
Eat some Ogm american meat don't eat Italian salad
Why the hell do americans eat italian food with salad in the first place?
@Wacky Venky damn that sounds so good
Can you explain me the reference please?
@@chiara1545 It kind of explains itself. Salads from Italian pizzerias don't make sense.
And let’s not forget...
“Ma, he ain’t gay! He’s creative!”
That clip wasn't out eight years ago.
He's a backward engineer!
Um... Yeah I think we could just go ahead and forget about that we don't really need to remember it.
Che du Fenoccio!!
Bippity boppity babadingadinga 😄🤣
Wasn't that a Denis Leary Comedy Central roast joke about Mario Cantone from years ago?
I love it when Italians don't get offended by these jokes.
Why offended? This is just how we are.
They nailed it
We don't because we actually have a sense of humor
@@davidemartorana4708 true
But the black females do 🐱👤
Whomever asks a pizza place for a salad deserves what they get.
*Whoever. You wouldn’t say him asked the pizza place for a salad you’d say he asked.
@@taterobinson6172 fuck. I knew I should've written "He who asks a pizza place for salad deserves what they receive"!
@@JGD714 I was joking, because it seems like you were trying hard to sound very smart
@@taterobinson6172 guess I didn't try hard enough.
@@JGD714 lol “Thou whomst asked thy makers of pizza for cut up vegetables shalt receive a proper spoonful of their own medicine.”
0:52, i had a salad like this once. exactly even to the peeled carrot.
How did it taste?
I've had worse
Well if you order salad from a pizza place you well deserved it
Can confirm. Ive worked at an italian owned small pizzeria preparing sanwiches and salads. The owner taught me how to do those salads just like that (at least the lettuce was pre sliced from a bag)
I used to work near a pizza place so i would go there for lunch when I had a break and one day I tried the salad option. I didn’t order it again because it was basically that salad but with cold mozzarella cheese and doused in Italian dressing.
spat my drink out at "a flock of jews flies away"
that’s the only way they’ll survive lmao
One of the best family guy scenes ever. But there are many great ones
**Nation Geographic**
That was fucking ridiculous, I fucking died of laughter at that part 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
You’re juice?
Fun fact: if you order a salad from a pizza place in Italy you get laughed at.
Well, not in Milan, in the rest of the country yes
@@FedoReds88 why not milan?
@@Wooplot because in Milan we are always at diet
@@FedoReds88 i like salad with pizza, time for me to move to milan
@@FedoReds88 Siete poser, che è diverso.
Hey copernicus, why don't you navigate yourself to the back of the line with your feet and stand there with your shirt. Hilarious!
lol
I hope I can one day use this in a real life situation
@@BlackChris go... go to italy
I always tell people this ahahah
Copernicus was a Pole and not a navigator he was astronomer.
I am Italian and I can tell you that each region has its different "Hey".
In my region Lazio we say: Aooo
Hey!
Eyyy
A
@@nashfeighny4757 B
@@matthijs6741 C
"Meanwhile sensing danger, a flock of Jews fly away it's their best chance of survival" that shit was hilarious!
That's the part that got me
And so real. They're ready to start some shit, but when a group from another ethnicity confronts them, feets don't fails them now!
I'm Jewish and that joke made me laugh for 10 minutes when I first saw it XD
These jokes don't bother me, because i'm not Italian.
But if that was me, i'm just saying if that was me, they are lucky that was not me, because if the circumstances were such, as you have described them but with me in them, that's a very different and scary outcome for those involved. IF.
@@BLiTzRanT you missed the reference.
@@BLiTzRanT It's exactly the same, except for the first line, which serves as the set-up for my joke.
What is the reference?
Nevermind just got to that point in the video
Hey look 69 likes
2:21 New Jersey in a nutshell
Wait... hey thunderbolt 1000 love your vids
*looks out my new jersey house windows at the farms and mountains*
Ahh...yes...of course...
When you think of Eastcoast Italians ... you think of Brooklyn, queens and Staten Island.
When I think of New Jersey I think of ehh woods , quiet and farms 😂
damn right
Pitch Buckets as someone from Jersey, I can tell you that it depends on where you are in the state
I'm Italian and I laughed way too much at this. The Italian man arguing with a sassy black woman is all too real. When the "flock of jews" flew away, I almost crapped my pants.
I think the crapping might be a separate issue, guy
Now thats Italian!!
Haha same here
I dont get it
OHW! We don't know need to know about what you do with your bowels. Whadda ya some kinda strunz? Disgraziata
1:55, the eye doctor bit gets me every time
2:21 this is literally me with my neighbors
Ey shut up with the noise
depressed thoughts Ay! Shut up with the shut up!
Great Cornholio Thank you for letting us know, “Great Cornholio”
Great Cornholio why you no shut up?!
Ay!!!! I poke outta my heada
*Shuddape with the shudappe* 😂
In Italy this part is even better because they use dialects of various region.
Ey I stick outta my head!
lorenzo barbieri I also watch some episodes in italian, but i dont like the voice of the characters in italian.. also is the synchronisation not the best 😅😅
Yeah one thing I have noticed in Italy is that every region has a different dialect but all of them speek very bad english
Vicko Voyd Thats true, but nowdays the learn more english in school. If you travel to Italy, Rome is the line for speaking english. Everything which is more southern than Rome cant speak english 😅 (in generell)
2:19 Italians During Quarantine Colorised.
SHUTUPPA Ü MUST SHUTTAPPA, RAHIT NAU
I am Italian, and this is true
@@giuliocoronati CE LA FAREMOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
@@Dahakaferal AHHHAAHHA
Bahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahaha
I’m an Italian that works in an Italian restaurant and the Italian pizza place making a salad is actually sadly very true
I'm offensive and i find this italian
The existence of yourself is offensive and due to the man and woman to whom you are in direct relation of birthing you, you are, in blood, a citizen to the Italian Republic.
@G- -J No. I am American.
@@gabobei1991 I'm dead
@@dyingnight9358
And I am alive
@@dyingnight9358 haha good
“Like an Italian guy going at it with a black woman” and there was me thinking it was going in a whole different direction
Why is the Italian mum dressed like Consuela 😂😂
It’s a Latin thing, they go from super model to cleaning lady after the second kid.
Warren Stemphly Italians are not Latin you dummy
@@majeedhd5767 We are similar, thats fo sho
@@majeedhd5767 Italian language originated from Latin so kinda
@@a.demifemiflapo5795 not really language and culture are two different things
You're gonna wanna know you've got an olive in your mouth!
😂😂🤣🤣😭😭
Olives without the stone are tasteless, try some Italian olives and you would not believe how many difference there is
I understand the joke btw ahah don't get me wrong, but really your olives are pretty bad
@@francescocerioni8939 I don't have any olives!
@@francescocerioni8939 i like olive they yummy in tummy also pizza good yummy
*hey i-a poke out-a my head*
😂
I'm so proud of my people: so much hard work, but finally reached those stereotypes 😎🇮🇹
Even the smaller contribute is so important for the resoult.
Well done guys, but never give up!
Same lol, being Italian is fun tbh
As an italian, this made my day 😂
Nah you're fake
I remember laughing uncontrollably after the "ay capernakiss, why dont you navigate yourself to the back of the line with your feet, and stand there witcha shirt"😂
Where is the one with the sign "welcome to Italy, remember we were on the Nazi's side".
Oh c'mon
@@hofame198 It's not a joke, it was actually in an episode.
@@ArchangelTyrael
Forgge' aboudee!
Trust, Tony.
Just watched that episode today
True but then we thought it was better to stick with the winners
2:32 "HEY! I poke out my a head!"
As a certified italian, I find this hilarious.
They could've put more stains on the wife beaters though.
1:24 "No, let's put it in a lasagna tray"
For real! Why do they do this?!
The "flock of Jews" bit always kills me.😂
As an Italian, I still absolutely relate xD
I’m Italian and I approve this compilation of stereotypical jokes™️
I will admit I laughed when the Jews flew away in a “Flock”
How could you forget the classic scene of Peter arguing with the deli guy
Scusi, bapidi boopa
Che cosa!
@@a.demifemiflapo5795 Tu se un pazo, va vi da qui!
@@carultch Tu sei un pazzo*
Babadi boopi?
i am actually from Italy, and I have to say the salad is the most accurate part of this
If I had a nickel for every time Family Guy made an Italian or a Jew joke, I’d be rich.
1:26 that salad lowkey looks good af
Ybermannen it would be really spicy though.
@@anegg1369
Lol, I didn't even know that stereotype existed. I have never ordered salad. hahah, in Italy we do it in a bowl like all normal people. I think they used salad containers to get by.
So you're the asshole responsible for pizza place salads!
@@hofame198 we do it in a bowl here too, the joke is about pizza places, not Americans specifically
You’re insane you know that? But it does ngl:)
Ahahahah that's so funny
Salty
@Joenten Manshardt funny how you said it
Fam guy
You forgot the one with the space shuttle and hes had it up to here
Lmao the “Italian in every situation” joke got me
I'm italian and literally all of these are true.
Virgin nerd 🤓
oh sei italiano e chiami ogni tipo di pasta
Haven't watched family Guy in such a long time, and now I'm going to watch it. I was looking for something stupidly distracting and entertaining, thank you
This made my day 😂
shatappa with the shatappa
had me dying xD
I love how some of the Italians in the line are also sitting at Sal’s Deli
Ok, I’m Italian: What do you mean funny? Funny how? We are amusing you?
Gtfoutta here! Lol
Questo cartone è letteralmente basato su questo. Non siamo gli unici ad essere presi in giro e non lo saremo mai quindi se ti da fastidio perché ti senti offeso pensa al fatto che scherzano su letteralmente ogni tipologia di persona
@@Chiarally Non mi sento offeso, la mia è una citazione dal Film “Good Fellas” (“Quei bravi ragazzi”), la scena con Joe Pesci al ristorante quando gli dicono che è “divertente”. Scena cult.
@@MrGilRoland Si
Go home and get your shinebox!
"If"
He disappears...
He never comes home...
_They know, but, they don’t know._
They think, *maybe* he’ll come back:
Here in Italy, that’s totally true, every Italian says: “If I was there..”
Se*
Wow it looks like im watching this on my nintendo DS
How???
@@GO_GO-YOGO-BLASTER he means the weird ass compression or visual artifacts on some of the clips. It looks really low res.
The Italian pizza place forgot to charge an extra $1 for a tiny cup of ranch dressing.
The cutting in line is so true 😂😂😂
The making the salad part is spot on lol
"im telling your father"
"good."
Lmaoo
How did you produce this video resolution?
Cairn The Aviator screen recording, maybe.
720i video
It was uploaded in 2013.
That oil joke is great XD
Of course I get an unskippable Olive Garden ad midway through watching this video.
"Ay Family Guy, you're lucky I got a manigot in the oven or I'd smash your face into a bolognese. That's two kinds of food. That's how angry I am."
Where’s the Italian mustache one ??
Bibiddy Bobeddy Boo
Lmaooo the guy reading the eye doctor test 😂
The eye exam scene made me burst out laughing
IM TELLIN YA FATHER 😂
Literally my mom
@Afrobeats Daily 🤣🤣🤣🤣 like Punky Brewster
0:17 man i wish there was more of this
That Italian family at the next table sure is quiet
I like the one where the Italian says I've had it up to *flies to space* here with!
A flock of jaw I died
I once ordered a meal special from some Italian pizza place that came with a salad very similar to the salad from Every Pizza Place
That eye doctor joke was priceless
Gotta love the 90s arcade machine video quality
I miss when National Geographic had that logo. God, I was young and it brings back vague memories, but I thought it was so cool.
The quality of this video is as high as the old microsoft paint
The irony of the salad joke is it's actually Greeks and sometimes Brazlians running pizza take out places, so It's like they're the ones screwing it up and Italians take the flak lol.
Greek pizza is also usually a disgrace to real italian pizza and can be downright awful 70% of the time.
The National Geographic bit took me TF out!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣
As an italian I can confirm:"AE OOO SHUT UP MAMMA MIA PIZZA SPAGHETTI"
Esatto
@Freezer Thief maronn o carmn
the salad part was so accurate that it just made my day
“I’m tellin your father”
“Good”
"Hey, Copernicus," LOL
How dare family guy make fun of us Italians lmao no its ok we got a thick skin and a sense of humor
yeah we aint a bunch of pussies
Press "IF" to pay respect
The National Geographic’s had me in tears 😂😂😂
The more innocent jokes without all the gore and edge are the best Modern Family Guy has to offer
As Italian, I'm astonished the guy crossing the line was not Italian while the Italian fellas were respecting the queue. It would make much more sense if there was a single guy queued and the whole Italian people group getting ahead of him.
Non credo che un italiano medio parli così bene l'inglese😂
MANGA MANGA SANTA MARIA ANTONIO PORDIZIO only italian i know is from when was little girl please help
They are probably refering to Italian Americans, you know how Americans don't distinguish between Italians and Italian Americans in evey day speech.
that salad joke hits close to home
The shut up part was funny asf🤣🤣🤣🤣
They say to this day the black woman is still removing her rings.
I'm Italian I find this funny as shit
The music at the end of the first one just made me lose it lol😁😂🤣😅😆
I swear, all knowledge Family Guy has of Italians is from The Sopranos and I'm living for it.
I’m black but I think Italian guys are cute.
They get lit.
I'm Italian and this is the funniest thing I have seen in a while
First one though. The creation of the true Italian 😂
“Aye!”
“Aye!”
I'm Italian and this mockery is very welcome. Mocking each other strengthens our bond, it's like banter.
Come posso fare per smettere di ridere?
Sbatti un ginocchio sullo spigolo
Pensa al governo italiano
Shudappa with the shudappa
“Ay I poke out-a my head!” He sounded like he waited his life just to say that
Love the quality
I can’t understand the physical stereotype of Italians...we are the most mixed people in the world. Italians are not all dark hairy and mustache. super mario bros said 🤣🤣🤣
Yes they are ! 😂
Italians are black. So are the Irish.
@@paul_warner u think? Maybe you know just Mario Bros...u never been in Italy
@@giulianorizzo lol shut up
@@paul_warner is a jerk 🤣 lol
I wonder whether the voice actors are real Italians?
I also wonder whether the one who voices Brian is a real dog?
They ain't. Everytime they try to say a word in Italian it sounds cringy from an Italian point of view
Right sarcasm at the right time
I have a 2006 jokemeter for sale....anybody interested ?
That capernicus joke was spot on
If you’ve ever worked at a pizza place, you know that this is 100% accurate.