Ep. 35 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
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Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer start off this episode of 2 Bears, 1 Cave by discussing Wild 'n Out and 85 South, two of Bert's favorite new discoveries. They discuss lame agents, managers, and execs; how Cowhead survived coronavirus; lifestyle comedians; Oklahoma State football coach Mike Gundy; Denzel Washington, Lil Wayne, and Morgan Freeman's comments on racism, and the pronunciation of "nightmare." Spoiler alert: Bert's been saying it wrong. They also talk about some of the top news stories such as the new anti-discrimination law passed by the Supreme Court, Nicki Minaj and Tekashi 6ix9ine's music video, the rising number of coronavirus cases, and Howard Stern's recent backlash. They wrap up this episode by answering Bert's would you rather question: Would you rather dunk, play scratch golf, run an ultra marathon or be able to hit a home run off a major league pitcher?
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Bert talking about caloric intake is like watching a man who's fully on fire talk about fire safety
Lol Fire marshal Bill
A friend of mine told he lost 5 pounds over A YEAR, and was offering me weight loss advice that "worked" for him lol.
As a fat guy whos been on fire, I approve this message
Bert: Ice cream is calories, thats terrible, don't you know anything?
Also Bert: So I ordered a Big Mac Meal, 3 Large Fries, Diet Coke, and 4 Cheeseburgers.
@@lokithecat7225 also, I ate 4 donuts yesterday.
Bert is the real life Homer Simpson. He has a massive alcohol addiction, he eats doughnuts without self control, and im pretty sure he has a crayon stuck in his brain because he pronounces "Nightmare" like a real Tik Tok
Comments don't often make me burst out laughing, but yours did. The funniest thing about this podcast so far. Thanks! :-)
BTW, Bert pronounces "nightmare" wrong because he also spells it wrong, as "nightmere."
He's also bald
I love your Homer Simpson point....that is so dead on.
If they do a live action Simpsons, they should cast Bert. Perfect.
Big difference is homer is self aware
Bert- "if you eat ice cream you have no control in life"
Also Bert- "I ate 4 cheeseburgers, a big mac, and a large fry on my way home"
I know this from the guy promoting selfish religion. come at me Bert. lol.
A single, large fry?😂
Bert: "only racist white kids listen to 69"
Also Bert: *dancing to 69*
@Murder Cloak t dawg? cringe
Nadav snapping at bert made my week. can we get shirts/hats with "for sure, dude!" please
"I'm not talking back to TOM like that."
“I’ll walk out right now if you want” 😂
Bert: “Someone needs to explain the internet to [Nadav].” No, Bert, someone needs to explain it to you
Yeah I'd buy a piece of Nadav merch
"THIS ISNT A BIT!" lol
Bert: "If you eat ice cream you have no control over your life."
Also Bert: "I ate 4 donuts back to back after a nap."
Also has a drinking problem
Bert: "If you eat ice cream you have no control over your life."
Also Bert: "I ate 12 cookies, who only makes 12 cookies."
Also Judd Apatow Loooves Ice Cream hahah.
Don’t forget the four cheeseburgers, Big Mac and large fries
And Hes a raging alcoholic
Tom: *definitively proves Bert is pronouncing a word wrong*
Bert: “Agree to disagree.”
I LOST it when Nadav responded “oh, for sure dude.” 😂
"if i see a grown man eat icecream i instantly think they have no control of their life" says the guy who thinks a chlorine pool is a shower and brushes his teeth once a month with soap.
That's just what makes bert; bert. I guess lol
Where'd the soap thing come from lol ?
This is how he looks down on people about self control. He picks one thing he can actually abstain from and then judges everyone who doesn't.
Fuck I laughed so hard
michael hall “he picks one thing he can actually abstain from”
Hahahahaha
I can’t believe we almost got to hear Bert try to talk about Tulsa race riots and we got railroaded by Wild ‘n Out
Idk which I was more excited to see.. that or Ceasar Milan seeing the fucked up clips of YMH.
The current ones or the ones started by a black kid assaulting a white girl and people over reacted?
@@christopherjohnson6863 they said it was an assault.....
As a Tulsa citizen, im a little disappointed, but then again it’s Brent Chestler so 🤷♂️
lol. he didn't actually want to talk about it. he wanted to make sure everyone knew that he did his part by 'listening to an audiobook'.
Bert: "What grown man eats ice cream?"
also Bert: *drinks a gallon of Kool-Aid a day*
I love Nedav - Bert literally cannot fathom not being liked lol. Way to stand your ground and call his bluff, he immediately walked that back
Nedav sucks.
@@kingphonsy bad take but okay
Bert can't stop himself from eating an entire tray of cookies his daughter baked but he draws the line at ice cream? He's an unbelievably confusing individual
Almost like he's a raging narcissist.
Yeah I would describe him as a douche and if he was my dad I would never talk to him after 18
@@sendlove holy shit you people are dramatic
Logan Rosholt People in the comments got really upset over the ice cream comment lol.
There’s no way that man doesn’t “murder a pint of Ben & jerrys while watching a movie with the girls” on quarantine. Bullshit.
Blueban made me laugh harder with his “I wouldn’t talk to Tom like that” more than Bert ever has. He needs a raise.
I love Nadav
#teamBlueban Nadav showers with soap, washes his hair, brushes his teeth, and wears clean clothes. I have never seen Nadav's toenails.
@@VideoNozoki I've heard they're so clean you could eat a pizza off of them.
I liked the perfectly timed, "Oh, for sure, dude!"
I understand Nadav, Bert seems to be a very tiresome person to be around. Not joking, i do believe he has some undiagnosed manic disorder. Thats why he is so impulsive, unpredictable and incoherent sometimes.
Its ADHD. I'm a bit younger than him, but he reminds me of myself on bad days. Adhd is not a throwaway and I'm not diagnosing anyone, just speaking on experience.
@@juneack5848 I have it too really bad and I'm sooooo glad someone finally Said it.... when you actually suffer from ADHD you know....
Nah it's just undiagnosed ADHD
bert literally makes up his beliefs on the spot
Hollywood loves that shit
You nailed it. I couldn’t figure it out, but that’s it. He is a mass of confusion, not sure of anything but sure of everything on the spot 🤣
Bert: "Eating ice cream isn't for men"
Also Bert: *Scared to fly in planes* *Doesn't like to take real showers* *Regularly eats donuts* *Listens to 6ix9ine* *Literally whines like a child at slightest inconvenience*
Shlapped
Has literally never seen the word "nightmare" spelled.
He wants to be a dandy.
Hey man, just eat ice cream. Don't feel bad.
Reth Sogen nothing wrong with loving uncrustables, they are a god send
Bert the one who is in denial about his alcoholism says men who eat an ice cream cone are "out of control." You cannot make this shit up.
Can you imagine if Bert lost his endless supply of Xanax? He'd find out real quick just how bad his alcoholism really is. "I can stop anytime." No shit you just replace it with the pill version so you don't die of a seizure.
@K. well he's got liver problems, 120 is probably a stretch
@@hammartid okay maybe 105.
He can't eat it because of his teeth I bet
“I’m not talking back to Tom like that.” -Native
Bert is an absolute nightmare (pronounced correctly). So glad Native works for a decent human.
I loved him for offering to walk after Bert made an veiled threat to get him fired; which just had Bert back-peddling and denying that was what he was suggesting that very thing. I thought Bert really showed himself up this episode
I understand why berts dad feels the way he does about him now.
Damn😂😂💀 you’re not wrong though
Bert’s a millionaire now. His lifestyle and his ridiculous personality paid off for him. I’m sure his dad is proud of him at this point.
Bert "If you eat ice cream as an adult your life is out of control, pizza is Ok tho"
Few seconds....
Bert "I ate 4 Krispy Kreme yesterday back to back"
watched all episodes... this is my least favorite... too much tension and politics, light and stupid is their forte
“That person is so out of control of their life” *slams 4 donuts, 2 pounds of brisket and chugs half a handle of Tito’s*
On a serious note, I absolutely HATE how Bert talks to Nadav. I’m glad Nadav actually kinda snapped back a little bit.
True but he can't google for shit...Jamie pull that shit up.
Nadav could’ve made that funny, Bert was being funny weather he meant it or not but nadav wants to be sensitive. I feel like he stands up for himself at bad times. why not pull Bert aside and have a 1 on 1 instead of calling him out on the show! Of course Bert isn’t gonna just take that well
You think it's not a bit?
Daniel Sheppard but it also sounds like Bert is nice to Nadav off camera and then takes it too far on camera. It’s also hard for someone to google for someone else
Time stamp???
So the man who’s has daddy issues and insecurities of a teenage girl says eating ice cream isn’t manly 😂😂
Bert: "An adult who eats ice cream is out of control of their life. Just shoving calories down your throat for no reason."
Also Bert: "Yeah I had 4 Krispy Kreme donuts back to back yesterday after a nap"
Also Bert, "I think I'll go drink 10 beers despite that 100% of the doctors I have talked to have told me my drinking is a problem."
Burt has drooled about eating ice cream with his daughter. It's a bit
I love that he spelled it wrong and heard the recording and was just like “agree to disagree” like it’s an opinion
Tom is definitely helping bert ruin his career😂😂😂 he sets him up to trash someone and he falls for it everytime then tom just looks into the camera like "Got Em" 😂😂😂
office vibes
Bert- “Only racist white kids buy sixnine’s music” Also Bert “I actually really liked sixnine’s last song”
To be fair, he was quoting Donnell when he said that first part.
bert- dances to the song
The most Bert thing ever is talking down to Nadav like he’s a tik tok for weeks and then be confused when Nadav talks back #bluebangate
I agree. Berts been a dick to him every week.
Hail Blue Ban! Stanky Dawg Love Kreischer gets pissed when someone talks down to him or insults him, and he goes hard in the paint against Nadav.
People do know that’s just a bit they do Tom wouldn’t let Bert actually shit on The ginger
Isn't Nadav jewish... classic Bert.
To be fair, it's aggravating to watch Nadav try to do google searches
Jesus.. the Bert vs Nadav saga begins. I respect the balls on Nadav for going at Bert like that 🤣🤣
>Bert giving Nadav incorrect instructions and talking to him like he's the stupid one while Bert's still saying "nightmere"
My blood pressure would be p high
nadav playing the bert sound bites while bert was talking was hilarious
Bort: "I've never heard him talk back to his boss like that."
Nadav: "I don't talk back to Tom like that."
*Translation: "You're not my fucking boss."
I'm really starting to get sick of Bert and his ego. I love him to death, but recently, he's been insufferable.
"When people who aren't funny try to be funny, sometimes they mess up" -Bernt Christler at peak self awareness
The guy that calls everything "Treats" calls ice cream childish? 😂😂
Lol ALSO the guy that is "obsessed" with Uncrustables 😂
Bert: “I have no idea who Travis Scott is”
Also Bert: *starts to talk in depth about tekashi 69 and his relationship with nicki Minaj*
I think he just looks at them but he does not actually listen to anything. Then he claims he is a fan of hip hop when he is more a fan of the news behind them.
@@smashin exactly
To be fair, Travis Scott is just so generic; his music nor his personality stands out to me. Idk why hes so popular (not trying to hate, I just dont see his appeal.)
@@jamesalex391 I get the appeal from his live shows, I like a few of his songs but I went to a live show and it was pretty damn good. He knows how to put on a show.
Pls no
“Let the state dictate what’s allowed” - I thought Bert was trying to no longer be associated with hitler?
Bert's feud with Nadav makes me dislike Bert.
Dude they do this shit to make u feel that way if thats your logic you should dislike tom for the way he talked to nadav n made him apologize to him on air its a bit and its funny live in it
@@xPurpleKillx uhm, for sure, dude !
Nadav talking back to Bert needs to happen more god that was incredible
BEST PART
@@tylorletz1256 the very best part
Cause he sure never talks back to Tom lol
@@jcw231 well thats his actual boss lol
I came to this episode just for that
Hearing an alcoholic binge eater judge people for enjoying ice cream was one of the best moments on this podcast.
Sounds like that story was more about his dad judging him for eating ice cream and not ice cream itself.
Navad or whatever his name is has to go
I've come to realize what I like most about this show is fantasizing about telling bert how dumb he is XD
“Let’s do a new segment on celebrity news but let’s not talk about Chris Delia”
I have no idea how it didn't show up at the top of the entertainment news
@@AmirAkhlaghi pre recorded mate
These are recorded about 3 weeks in advance, so it hadn't come out yet
Umberto But if there is some big news they usually record something and edit it in the beginning of the episode. Like when Covid became big news of the George Floyd situation. But I think they don’t want to bring light to the situation until he’s proven guilty because if he’s innocent people will still never see him the same even if he is proven innocent so not mentioning it might help. Obviously just speculating.
Bert was insufferable, he needs to take a step back and rethink his whole shtick
Lol thats just the thing, it's not a shtick, it's just Bert Bert Bert
I agree with Chris Parrot.. Bert has evolved into himself as this podcast has gone on.. become friends with Bert and this is the shit you get.
These are the comments I hope Bert reads at night
the way Tom looks at Bert like he is like he observing a lab rat.
so true
Lab rats are more intelligent though 🤣
Bert is painful in all ways possible
One day Tom is going to brutally murder Bert on the show.
Hearing bernt repeatedly say “nightmere” nearly drove me to violence
Don't forget his pronunciation of "Javalina Jundred ".
He’s infuriating
Tom, please convince Bert to take an IQ test on the show. It would be amazing, love you both!
The same man that says ice cream is for children says he wouldnt want to only drink water because he couldnt have kool -aid.
It was a complete jab at Native burnt doesn’t care about ice cream that same man love uncrustables
“Grown men don’t eat ice cream,” says a grown man who listens to Tekashi.
Lol. No one should ever look to him as guiding compass on men/adulthood.
Also, says a grown man that eats more hot dogs then a Coney Island competitive eater 🤔
Brad is really a strange strange human.
Give him a break, they found blood in his sugar stream.
@@TyLockton 😂
Oh my the way Bert talks to Nedav is so demeaning and then he questions why he is soo mouthy😒😒😒 Bert, Nedav reactions are normal you need to chill! #teamNedav🙏🏽
Right?! I love Bert, but it SEEMS like he has no respect for people in the position of assisting him. It makes me cringe.
It's spelled Nadav lmao
But yeah, Brad needs to chill
Yeah, burnt was being a dick, and then when nadav snapped back accused him of being mouthy/having an attitude. That's straight up gas lighting lol.
Lol Fr especially when he said “who do you think Tom would choose to stay and do the podcast you or me”. Hes probably been in a echo chamber lately and no one to call out his bullshit
Nadav: *wanting to be respected and treated like a human being*
Bert: Is this a bit?
Nightmeeare?.... Tom keeps that TICTOC around to feel better about himself
Nadav checking Bert is hilarious 😂😂😂
Nadav is tik tok
I can't keep quiet about this anymore. Bert once came to my city and the whole city had to be put on lockdown because of the smell. I hope people start speaking up about this so he can't keep getting away with it
OMG SAME!!!! I’ve been saving screenshots for years just for this moment. He’s been shitting around far longer then should have been allowed. I’m glad we can speak up and voice our truth!
#speakupagainstbert
I heard he smells so bad dogs won't even let him fuck them anymore
He came to my city and we had to euthanize all of the dogs, preemptively.
I think your referring to the stink riots of '98
“Sometimes when people who aren’t funny try to be funny and they mess up” that’s literally you Bert. Every comeback Bert had came back with silence. #TeamNadav. Nadav’s poem is funnier than any stand up special that burnt has put out.
This is an idiotic take. Nadav was funny in the poem because the situation was funny. The poem its self was not funny.
Newton240sx what? That makes no sense “my cheeks run wet from tears that I cry, my master is upset and I don’t know why” how is this not comedic in any way? Tom almost loses it after this part. Is this burts burner account. If the poem isn’t funny then the situation itself becomes unfunny. Write out that poem and give it to anyone with no context of the situation and they’ll laugh.
Guys please, lets not pick a side here.
"Why do I say it nightmere?" Because you didn't know how it was spelled because you don't read, and you have such a hard time listening to anybody but yourself talk that you never managed to notice nobody else says it that way.
Bert judging someone for becoming a character when they get attention is RICH
Fucking amazing
what time ?
@@supernovamimosa 1:09:40 Tom's face sums it up perfectly
To be fair, he was quoting Rawlings. Smells really bad tho!
Robert Schneider Nadav came back real quick, something like “same can be said about you man.” 😂 Based Nav
Bert loves the road because there isn’t anyone to tell him to stop eating or stop drinking 😂😂😂
That’s why he got such great fan. We fat shame to keep him healthy
Ari doesn’t want to charge for his show cause the only people going are his friends and family
Shoutout to Nadav for standing up for himself
The silent part where Bert is dancing to 6ix9ine and Tom has murder in his eyes is a perfect clip to describe their relationship
I loved that we got to hear Bert's heavy breathing into the microphone, too.
So if Bert's cool with what Ari did, he should release the pod cast.
I always thought bert was only upset because other people were upset about it (i.e. his wife)
AND the Green flash video!!!
He's holding onto it like that fucking wu tang album the pharmabro bought
@@caseyman97 and his Daughters
I wish
"I only want like-minded people with me". Yikes.
a grumpy little man from Austria with a funny moustache in the 1930's thought the very same thing...
LMFAO!
Bert: "What kind of grown man eats ice cream?"
I'm sitting here thinking...what kind of grown man drinks GALLONS of Kool-Aid every day!
Berts gonna have someone read these comments to him and he’s gonna be very upset
That literally made me lol.
Sad part I bet everyone won't get both parts of your joke...
Zaaamm Okay Marcus. Home here now
Good
You’d think Bert could at least remember Nadav’s name after all these episodes 😂
To be fair, when you're trying to say "Nadav", "Glock" is almost indistinguishable.
Bret can barely remember his own name half the time
Nadav, Glock, mumbles... sounds about right
I love Bert but he's got some balls to tell someone else that they're not funny
Bert gives the most general explaination for what he wants native to look for and then gets pissed when native doesn't instantly find what he wants lmao get em native
And he constantly just bosses him around telling him to look things up. And it’s never for any real reason.
Man if they filmed like a couple days later that “celebrity news” segment woulda played out a lot differently
They could have fired a nuke and missed the opportunity.
lol
Are these episodes filmed a whole week in advance? The news broke 5 days ago
@@austinprice770 They seem to be. I think YMH is filmed before Two Bears as well, so we probably won't hear about it on there this week either.
Yeah the YMH studio's editing staff is ass or something, they always require 1-2 weeks
Jesus Bart, bringing it down to "who do you think Tom likes more" is the most childish thing i've heard in a while.
Can someone make a Bert abuses Blueban compilation ending with him being all weirded out when he talks back for once?
What else would you expect? He cant eat icecream and has to tell himself ita bad so he doesnt end up like jaba the hut
"I ate at least 4 burgers and fires, I COULD NOT control myself" also Bert "anyone who eats ice cream has no self control, stay away from me"
@Peter Puffer he definitely speaks before he thinks
Bert was unbearable in this episode.
Bro if you're not here for the absolute plonker that Berp Krieger is, then you're in the wrong place
Lmao Chrysler is seriously the best
I had to repeatedly pause this episode just to process the dumb shit he says
Bert is such a moron when he was talking about ice cream
Un-BEAR-able.... thank you
"YoUd bE oN tHiN iCe wItH mE"
“HeHeEehEeeeEeEEE”
"YoUd bE oN tHiN iCe wItH mE" - Bert is the new FedSmoker (has broken knife to fix his decaying tooth, as he grinds out angry threats to Nadav) #teamNadav
@@belatedbizz Oh, for sure, dude!
Bert, fueled by Tito's and treats: "Eating ice cream is a sign of someone who has no control over their body."
Nadav and his random audio clips had me dying lmao
Another great episode of bert jumping between subjects and tom saing "yep"
Only Bert can tell you “agreee to disagree “ on a fact and in the same podcast tell you “here’s why your opinion is wrong”
Can we start keeping tally of how many people don’t answer Berts calls?
I love how Bert has talked shit to nadav for the past 10 episodes but as soon as he talks back he’s all like “what’s up with nadav?”
When Bert twiddled his fingers at 17:34 it made me realize he's the real life version of Homer Simpson LMAO
Bert complaining about Nadov: "he's so nice and then the cameras turn on and all of a sudden he's this character."
Nadov: "yeah, same thing to you, man..."
I absolutely love this Nadov, I think he is establishing straight up that Bert and Tom are not the same person, he doesn't mind Tom being "jokey" with him and deprecating to a certain extent, but he ain't taking that shit from Bert.
I noticed that Bert would kind of jump on the "be mean to Nadov" bandwagon whenever he was on two bears one cave, but that's a cute little back-and-forth Tom and Nadov have, & I don't think Nadov sees Bert in the same light, clearly hahaha.
Lowkey, I think Nadov would fuck up bert if they ever came to blows lmfao. Two bears, one boxing match, perhaps hahaha
I was thinking the same thing. I strongly dislike how Bert is picking on Nadav, even if it is meant as a joke. It isn't funny. As if Bert would do any better at Nadav's job, I bet he would keep interrupting to tell his own stories.
Bro i thought i was overanalyzing their beef but im glad im not alone lol #teamnadav
@@Joe_Gonzo Bert wouldn't even be able to spell nightmare in a google search, let alone actually do the real production work of an episode lol
"come to blows" - Nadav doesn't need to fight Bert, he can just edit (or not edit and let Bert dig his own grave) #teamNadav
(Although I am secretly hoping this will lead to a Nadav vs Bert WWE match, with Mystic Rick vs ??an actual pro-wrestler turkey-slicer event)
"I legit can sing!" Noone on the planet earth is more delusional than Bert when he gets hyped about something...
Literally made a career out of being obliviously overconfident
He thought he was gonna do 500mil+ views for a dad rap music video lmao yeah the hiphop heads would be lining up to watch that forsure.
@@VideoNozoki True words :D Its that Mickey Mantle-gene doing its thing!
"Noone" isn't a fucking word.
@@alexhaile7957 yeah it is
“I don’t like pizza”
“How’d you get that body?”
Snaaaaaap.
Bert to Tom after every Ad read: “my tongue got caught in my teeth so I could not see what I was saying”
😂😂😂
Just listened to a guy who can’t say nightmare correctly discuss politics
i have a feeling i know whos name they bleeped out and its not that bad which makes me think bert secretly likes him and doesnt even want people to know that he knows who the guy is
Nathan Harger whoooooo????
@@kingturd7368 Richard Pryor
bert: mumbles nonsense
also bert: Nadav will never find it
i thought nadav was gonna say something back to him , he should have😭
@@Jay-tj8gf he did lol. he went "Oh for sure dude" in a snappy tone
You mean Glock will never find it, mumble some more
He did come through with the news
When Bert says "You'd be on thin ice with ME", I so wish he would have replied "Then we wouldn't be on it for long..."
"Nightmeer" -- Give Bert some props, son. The fact he vaguely knows the word makes him a leading, genius-level Florida Man.
It's impressive how ignorant/unaware a person can be. He really had no idea why Nadav might be mad at him.
@@aloegallows1661 i bet ur a cool guy
Dude are you the guy Bert was talking about with the Good News Network? I swear he said your name. You should partner up with that guy from The Office. What was his name again?
It’s a joke relax
@@ColdHeartTV It's definitely possible.
“I’ll walk away right now “ good for you nadav, standing up for yourself 👍🏻
Time stamp?
I saw this coming a few episodes ago. Its gonna get worse, especially because Tom is his boss. Cant wait for a full blow up!
@@randytalksabout308 around 1:01:30
@@randytalksabout308 1:18:30
1:09:36 also, turn up the volume. Hit him with a jab you can actually see the moment Brents heart breaks that Nadav is funnier than him 😂
This podcast does zero favors for bert and I'm totally in with that
God I love it when Burts wrong, and he's wrong so much.
Bert:”I’ve never heard him talk back to his boss like that”
Nadav:”I wasn’t talking back to Tom”
Bert:”Not saying I’m your boss. But boyyy you’d be on thin ice if I were”
Nadav:”Oh for sure dude....🙄”
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Lol time stamp?
Kick his dumb ass Nadav
Thanks, I was looking for the lyrics 😚✌️
Bert is not allowed a murder poem! He is a co worker! 😆
mfm M 1:01:20
I could tell the podcast was coming because of the smell
It’s a musty dog smell innit?
The unbearable stench carried through the wind, then i got a notification with burnts face on it
the smell of sad wet dog and peanut butter
My dog hid under my bed.
AHHH LOL LOL LOL LOL
The fact that Bert loves 69’s music shows his level of child like mentality.
I'm really beginning to understand how much hanging out with Burt must feel like working at A daycare
Could cut the tension w a knife and I enjoyed every minute 😂😂😂.
Bert: Still trying time figure out if this is a bit
Nadav: It’s not a bit!!
Nick DiMasi normally I would agree, but I like everyone in that studio and want em all to just get along 😭
Fuck yeah, I'm 100% with Blueban on this. I still love Bert, but hes been bitching out Nadav a bit too much, glad he stood up for himself
I can't figure out why Bert is so bothered by Nadav and so incredibly disrespectful.
Nadav needs to stay in his lane. He's horrible, at Google? In the words of Joe DeRosa, "Hey video guy, why don't you go EDIT some shit?" Everyone forgetting Tom had the same issue with him.
Nadav should practice searching things lol, he's terrible at it. Bert wasn't the only messing with him about either. Nadav came off as lazy and ungrateful to me, literally a human laugh track that doesn't want to do anything else it seems
I literally saw Bert buy around 6 pints of Ben and Jerry’s ice cream on his Instagram story while shopping at the pharmacy
He’s a walking contradiction. Pathetic
Jesus.
What does "pharmacy" mean in America? In England they sell medicine, and things that are healthy!
*EDIT* ok I googled it, and they just stopped selling cigarettes in 'pharmacies'
Good luck, America!
imnevermakingavideo he’s from England. They eat beans for breakfast. He has no valid opinions.
His statements reflect how he feels while he's gorging on a tub of ice cream
@@jerbil9353 country calls thing a different word than I call thing? Wow! Good luck!
Relax brother, I don't insult locals when I go to a different state and see they say package store instead of liquor store.
28:18 Tom's eyes of concern and Bert looking down, reflecting is a wholesome 2B1C moment.
Bert is so self-absorbed he thinks that his existence is a "lifestyle".
Bert is confused how Nadav got fat without eating pizza
I'm confused how Bert is still fat when he "runs" on the treadmill everyday...
Excessive alcohol consumption is literally the worst thing next to cocaine to achieve proper sleep (aka the time when everyone's body is able to recover)
Go for a 5 mile run, then go home and drink enough for a small house party to get a proper buzz on; now imagine wondering why you're not losing weight while doing both of those things on a daily basis... its pretty insane tbh..
That said, given berts comedy talent and life trajectory up to this point I'd do the same thing. Ride it into the rocks baybayyy!
It's pretty hard to outwork a bad diet, even if he's burning 1000 calories a day running he can cancel that out with a quick meal
He surely eats and drinks waaaaay more calories than he burns on the treadmill
@@weston7585 : Agreed, he certainly doesn't have any other life skills instead.
@EVOlution Production Studios ..."and a large DIET soda."
"I'm not talking back to TOM like that."
Tom was good today, but normally they're both complete assholes to him when he's searching. Not cool.
The Williams I agree - I’m just glad he’s defending himself. Tom respects that quite a lot more I think after everything they’ve been through already
he's ego has been getting fed a bit too much lately I gotta admit
@@ChadChinchilla because he's a friend and colleague to Tom. He's not a fuckin dog. Nothing wrong with respecting the crew that makes the show possible. Otherwise it's Tom listening to Bert's excessive ramblings.
Good for Nadav for standing up for himself, but he should also learn how to fucking use Google 😆 He's the Anti-Jamie
"Have you ever dunked on a 9' rim?"
"Sure..."
Famous last words
Wow that dunk conversation aged like fine wine.