Ep. 37 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
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- Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer start off this episode of 2 Bears, 1 Cave by eating Krispy Kreme donuts. They give Russell Peters a call to discuss Hinduism, which Bert is interested in possibly joining. They also discuss how often they brush their teeth, celebrities with fake teeth and fake hair, planking, Trinidad James, and Bert's daily caloric intake. Bert and Nadav also talk out their differences.
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'Have you ever slept with a snore guard?'
-No.
'Why not?'
-Because I'm a man.
(Chugs kool-aid and swallows a donut.)
Literally Homer Simpson
@@Exoticstepin7 Holy shit. That's spot on.
I love how Brent refuses to eat an ice cream cone because “it’s for kids” but stuffs Krispy Kreme into his mouth, unapologetically licks his fingers, and walks around with 1/2 gallon of Koolaid.
I had a scoop of ice cream with my kids at the mall the other day. For a split second I was self conscious because of what Bert said... then I remembered that Bert is pretty much a terrible person and a walking contradiction of values and ideas.
ice cream cones are for men. they’re both practical and delicious
I read this while watching and hearing him lick his fingers. Yuck
That fuckin Kool Aid container 😆
Lol
Bert Kreischer, the only man alive that can confidently say that eating ice cream is for children but drinks a gallon of Koolaid a day and licks his fingers clean like an actual toddler.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Listening to Bert lick his fingers for 2 minutes is the closest I've ever come to punching a hole in my wall
I had to stop watching the podcast for a bit. It was genuinely upsetting.
Agreed. I had to pause for a little bit to get my bearings once again.
Adrian Daniel has to work
Why the fuck is that? I never understand why I’m like that lol. Like actually anger
One of the most obnoxious eaters I’ve ever heard shit makes me want to lose my mind
Glad to see Tom has joined the Feeder community, can't wait to see what he gives Bart next week.
Only fans feed fest
Oh my goodness..... NO! 🤣
I love that 😄
This week on Binging with Burnt
@@lokithecat7225 babish fans get it.
Bert: "Men who eat ice cream have lost control of their lives"
Also Bert: "Why drink water when you can drink Kool-Aid?"
and eat donuts in one bite...
it's only 5 calories lmao then proceeds to eat like 2k calories worth of donuts
@@jtreid0907 I wonder if Burnt thinks that's 5 calories for 64 oz or 128 oz
best part of the clip was that he had 3 other cans of soda in front of him the entire time lol
DC it iotipiioioqy
I love the therapy session in this one. Like legitimately it was really cool to see Bert realize where he messed up and fully accept it, very big of you man.
Totally agree
@@kcameron819 The fat producer was passive aggressive. Bert picked up on it. I would hate working with that guy.
@@APAL880 lol ok.
@@APAL880 Nerd
@@APAL880 definitely
Segura is smart for staging that “I gotta shit” line, so that they can break the tension
imagine if Nadav just whispered die fat man while placing the donuts on the table while staring at Bert
Nadav definitely used undermining tones as if he thinks he is better or smarter than Bert.. Bert did hear him but the reason he said he couldn't is because something has been brewing between them.. Nadav knows what he did you could clearly see his blood started pumping but realised he is on camera so he changed his tone.. Bert backtracked because he felt abit of guilt when he jumped too quick by saying Nadav said fucking.. but he only added that word to express to us the way he feels about Nadav talking to him in that snide manner.
Conclusion: Either Nadav comes to the terms that Bert is "basically" his boss too for this podcast or they need to stop talking to each on cam because it is unprofessional.
P.s Bert smells so bad the kkk told him and Rex just to stay home and zoom their next meeting.
xXxBLINGO07xXx great point bert IS his boss too!!
Michael Nadav is stuck between a rock and a hard place between Tom and Bert. One has fists the other smells like dog
Which is funny because isn't Nadav as fat or fatter than Bert？Doesn't he downs like Buffalo Wild Wings like everyday?
@@xXxBLINGO07xXx Nadav did sound a little snarky...but its a comedy podcast and not a typical boss/subordinate dynamic. I'm sure he has probably told Bert 1000 times to put his headphones on, and yet he still forgets. Bert also chose to make it a thing that Nadav is slow at Googling his asinine requests to the extent that its bled over into YMH as a joke. TLDR I know Bert is usually the butt of every joke (his own doing), but he doesn't need to flip out just because a subordinate corrected him so that he can assert authority.
Bert: "idk why I'm not losing weight"
Also Bert: "I've eaten a lot of Krispy Kreme donuts lately"
And washing them down with KoolAid
Bert is LITERALLY, the real life Homer Simpson.
@@danielglassmeyer1381 and the drinking can't forget the drinking.
It's a goddamn mystery that he isn't as big as Ralphie May was back in the day. This man is a slob.
@@scottp.548 him running on the treadmill in the morning is the only thing keeping him alive at this point
Tom: Practices good, sensible dental hygiene.
Bert: That’s OCD and disgusting.
Also Burt: I wipe my own ass with my bare hand.
Also also Burnt: Licks fingers for 2 minutes straight.
I learned something this episode. I learned that I can’t stand listening to two grown men chew on microphones for minutes. And that Bert is far more delusional than we’ve ever believed.
It’s like an unwritten rule that you do not eat during a podcast, but of course Bert doesn’t give a good fuck about himself or his listeners
you guys are dramatic.
Bert is the closest thing to a real life Homer Simpson that I've ever seen
Except Homer Simpson is hilarious
Oh my god, you’re right! Live action simpsons movie. Someone get the idea to El Berto!
Difference is Marge wouldnt put up with any of the shit Bert throws at his wife
Tom should play Marge
Lol of course this comment is on an episode where hes downing donuts
It has taken me a donut eating episode to realise Bert is a real life version of Homer Simpson
CallMePatto looks like a Simpson character on his hat too
D’oh!
The secret to a good marriage is a lot like eating a Krispy Kreme donut 🍩
I’ll never look at him the same. Especially since Theo von has that wall of comedians with the simpsons artist. You are exactly right.
Both of them look like Homer Simpson tho
18:14 Bert killing it once again with the Saka Soufflé moment:
Nadav: *brings hand sanitizer*
Bert: "Oh, hand saniteezerSaizers..."
😂😂😂😂
Bert: I think some people can only empathize about things they went through.
Good job Burt. Next week we'll cover shapes and colors.
Exactly, I love Bert, butttttt that *IS* *THE* definition of *"Empathy!"*
😂😂😂😂😂😂omg that's f ing hilarious
I feel bad for LeeAnn, she clearly never expected Bert to live this long and has patiently been waiting to cash the life insurance policy, take over the savings, and restart her life fresh and clean.
She's really putting in the work for it now.
💀💀💀💀💀💀
She’s the real MVP
“If you marry for money you earn every penny”
I’m beyond amazed that she even sleeps near him
@@coldwolfcola He said she sleeps on the couch because of his snoring
"Why would anyone drink water when they can drink cool aid, it's so stupid!" -Bert Kreischer
Truly a man ahead of his time
wonders why he can't lose weight.
also drinks a gallon of kool aid everyday and eats a shit ton of donuts
@heehee mefunny Brawndo, it's got what plants crave. It's got electrolytes - Burnt Krislop
😂😂😂😂 I really enjoy this. Just wonder how many think he’s actually drinking a gallon of kool-aid? I buy they things hes talking about it’s like the little crystal packs to flavor your water and it really is only 5 calories but the idea that he’s always wondering why he isnt losing weight while drinking gallons of kool-aid a day is incredibly amazing.
Kool*
i swear this podcast is just tom laughing at bert for an hour lmao
The dude in the background dying laughing is making me piss myself laughing
That's my favorite part of this podcast
@@PhenoDubs it is nadav
@@PhenoDubs I enjoyed it thoroughly until i realised alot of it canned laughter
@@Swiftskice is it really? He must turn himself down alot
Bert putting on headphones and suddenly being able to hear correctly and be introspective is a great metaphor for a lot of his issues
Brent: "I can't lose weight no matter what I do"
Also Bart: "I've been eating so many Krispy Kreme donuts lately"
This actually gives me hope
It's amazing how much he eats, but he's able to keep his weight (though he is overweight) in check by how much he exercises.
He could seriously be in great shape if he changed his diet.
Who the hell is Brent and Bart? 🤨
@@butch2811 He jogs on a treadmill for like 30 minutes a day. He's not doing anything that strenuous lol.
I'm just jealous, they're so far and few between in Ontario, Canada
Bert: "I dont have time to say hi to everybody."
Also Bert: "I wake up at 11:00 am."
Also Bert: "I do meet and greets and party with my fans after every show."
the piece of donut that flies out of Berts mouth and lands on his mic at 7:42 is one of the most "Bert" things to do
I’m glad Nadav and Bert are going through marriage counseling
There are definitely some times Nadav throws a real attitude on his responses. It's not just bert's fault.
@@jfelshaw agreed. Him saying put your headphones on definitely had some attitude behind it.
@@skato7291 yes, put your headphones (because we are in a podcast and u need to hear) is such an ATTITUDE...Bert is senile
@@jadibo1984 it's not what he said, but how he said it. Nadav can be short, snappy and condescending in tone at times. I think he and Bert have a weird dynamic. They pitch each other shit, but they're not close enough to let it all roll off their shoulders and be in good fun.
whats the time stamp i just came back from the episode after this and heard them saying something happened
Bert is like a cartoon human. He feels like a sitcom character. Never ceases to amaze me.
"It breaks my heart when I see a kid in a shirt." -Berp Khristler
I cannot believe Bert hasn't learned the life lessons most children learn when it comes to basic respect
Man child dude
Whats the example you're talking about?
The more I listen to this podcast, the more I realize Bert is actually a shitty person.
@@Leviajohnson I'm sure it's with how he reacts to stuff, but seeing how his dad was with him (not that his dad is a bad guy in any way) it is easy to see how he reacts in certain scenarios.
It's like watching them feed a walrus at sea world.
Those eating sounds are disgusting af, no walsrus could do that.
except the walrus isnt a full on racist
nihil Flugzeug bold of you to assume
Got em
Bert doesn't realize that low calorie kool-aid has maltodextrin, which is high glycemic index, gets digested into glucose (sugar) so you're still eating sugar and spiking your insulin/blood sugar level
Ah nice I literally use it in a post work-out shake to gain weight so good lick with them gains Bert.
Lol like Bert has the brain capacity for such higher level thinking
Great comment! Let’s just add this to the list of things Bert doesn’t realize.
And he blames Ari for putting his life at risk because of his high blood sugar level combined with molly
Literally everything anyone ever eats gets digested into glucose.
I downloaded this audio podcast and had to stop it after 15 minutes so I could watch it. Definitely worth the watch. Priceless!
Love that Bert is open enough, to try and better understand simple things like how he communicates with other people. This shows how genuine he is and that's a big quality in an entertainer/comedian. Tom and Bert's podcast's have definitely made Covid-2020 a lot easier. Keep feathering it you two!
It was Nadav's fault, clearly. I would not stand for someone talking to me that way.
Let’s just be honest here, this isn’t 2 bears 1 cave, this is Burt’s weekly therapy session. 😂
Thats the best part
There was a lot of growth in an hour and 35 minutes. I'm proud of Brent Chrysler.
Man this comment kind of triggers me. He successful, has a great family, and has a lot of good friends.
Bert's "problems" is kind of a bit between him and tom. Sure, what they're talking about may be true to some degree, but come on. If you're just joking about it being Bert's therapy then good. But no.
@@alexanderjeromewhite2380 if a comment made by someone you don't know, about someone you also don't know, is triggering you... might be time to stop reading CZcams comments. Nothing was directed at you, yet you still found a way to get offended. I realize the irony of my comment, but I'll likely forget about it and you before 24 hours pass.
@@robertthegamecat9548 in before 24 hours pass, great reply
Burt "licking" his fingers is the grossest thing he's ever done...i also got up to brush my teeth during this
Listening to him eat those donuts had me on the edge of fucking throwing up
If only they had a sound guy (or in this case a sound crew) that could lower his mics as he Groomed himself.
@@calebhuff8212 yeah I made this same comment a minute ago
This episode is unwatchable/unlistenable. I made it to 6:50 before the finger licking and chewing had me ready to ram my car into a tree.
He's telling himself and the world he's licking his fingers but we all know he's trying to eat them
When Bert says “did you not hear me say 8 sec?”....I totally thought it was about to pop off again between him and Nadav...then the real talk happened.
I have such mixed feelings about this. I feel Bert was the aggressor most of the time, and I definitely can’t fault Nadav for snapping back at him, but I do feel like I hear some very condescending vocal inflections coming from Nadav that I think Bert is picking up on.
It’s kind of a chicken vs the egg argument for me.
Nadav is now primed to respond with a tone because Bert talks down to him and demands him to do things.
I'm sarcastic to assholes who talk down to me too
At the end, Bret basically admitted that he doesn't value what Nadav & other podcast producers, admins, etc. do because he supposedly has done it before himself. Bottom line, Brent's saying that he considers himself more important than people who he considers are "beneath him", therefor they don't deserve to be respected. Pretty f-ing arrogant really, considering he's B-level comedian.
@@Revolution1117 its his fucking podcast and nadav is his bumbling employee. Its not arrogant to talk down to him
@@georgechandler1647 Wrong on BOTH counts. 2B1C is a YMH production owed by Tim & Christine. Native is a YMH employee and Tom signs his paychecks, not Bart. Navdav has no ties to Chrysler whatsoever. Bart has his own group of lackeys on his tour bus and personal podcasts to berate. I'm sure Tom pays Bret more than fairly for appearing on 2B1C, plus any percentages for PPV / YT income, and merch sales. I highly doubt Brent has any percentage of 2B1C content ownership, though.
26:06 “Maybe put your headphones on” was said in a smart ass way.
Of course it was Nadav always cops a tude with bert
Lol is there a history between these two?? Producer is snarky
Unbelievable! He let Burt think it was all on him. Burt, don't take that millennial attitude! Kid does not know what RESPECT is. To be fair, he probably does not realize how disrespectful it is to talk to someone like that. He's obviously never been punched in the face!
John Dman get over it snowflake
Bert subconsciously picked up the smartassness . there is no disconnect Bert heard exactly what that punk intended to say . He picked up the vibe, the insult
Bert “it sucks that I don’t really talk about the travel channel”
Someone please make a compilation of the millions of times he’s brought it up lol
lol hes so full of shit, "Im hyper aware of things" after his whole thing about not being aware of what buddy even said to him and getting mad about it.
Hes doesn't tell much about what he actually did on the show. He brings the show up all the time though
If he doesn't talk about his time on the travel channel it's only because he doesn't want to interrupt himself while he talks about EVERYTHING else!
No one watched his dumb show
@@Pizzle745I thought SteveO was bad having a podcast but Barf is so much worse, makes it almost unbearable to watch while he ate all them donuts, I had to skip to the end of I would've been in a bad mood all day😂
Nothing screams Bert Kreischer quite like licking donut icing off of a spit covered microphone during a pandemic.
Nothing says bert kreisher like racist comments. Except for maybe eating into a microphone and being hated
It really upset me.
pretty confident they use the same mic every episode
@@daytonleegood1262 But Dr Drew uses that and Tina Durin where my moms at, and that might be the guest mic from YMH
They can just buy a new SM7B, they're only like $350 now
1:26:12 "I need to go back into therapy I think. I wonder If I can do that in Hinduism? My nose is itching like crazy today."
Tom please take Bert's Kool-aid away.
Bert is like Tom’s immature friend who can’t stay off his phone & has a 30 second attention span 😆. Sometimes it’s hilarious but sometimes it’s so cringey
This is so accurate. I think Bert is hilarious, but when he's on this podcast, he's contradicting himself so much, and it's not like he's 22-year old who's "New to the game"
Fuck. I realized I'm bert in my friendships.
27:48 Nadav: "Some might say that it's just like a complete" Bert: "Nightmere."
I'm dying 😂😂
Bert is forsure weak and insecure for feeling threaten by nadal
So fascinating to watch someone with literally no self control.
I thought I had problems with self control, but then I listened to Bert for a few seconds. I realized I'm in a pretty good place
Or self awareness
Talk about someone who literally stumbled into success
Yeah he just reinforced my will to diet more
This is hilarious 😂😂😂
Next week when Bert's on Dr. Drew.
Dr. Drew: I'm getting a negative cognitive bias, probably lack of emotional support in early childhood, possibly misunderstood positive reinforcement from adolescence, later developing into resentment over lack of reciprocal affection in later life.
Bert: So, Kool-Aid isn't a problem, right? Hey did I tell you about that time......
But it's only 5 calories and no sugar, what is the problem?
01:15:43 'I just wanna tell him' in that voice hahahaha
Bert’s philosophy on choosing Kool-Aid over water just proves the politics in Idiocracy is real.
At least he is not drinking Tito’s with kool aid.
tryitout - Tom will unpack that later
Electrolytes bro!!!
It’s got what plants crave
hes an absolute slob. gluttony is a sin
Nadav was alone with Bert for 2 seconds and they were already fighting lol
13:58 “Bernie Mac?😳” legitimately has my stomach hurting from laughing😂😂
The engineers dieing laughing
makes the show so much better.
Bert is like a special needs kid that survived childhood but now needs his younger brother to look after him.
I think Bert’s bi polar .. I am .. so just my opinion
I've been noticing schizophrenic tendencies in myself. That may also because I smoke a ton of the ganja and just took psychology last semester.
Hahaha
Some times I wonder what f Tom is really Berts friend. Watch Toms facial expressions. It’s like the kid you hung out with to crack jokes on. They were to stupid to realize only reason they are around to mildly bully them
Brendan Doyle Bert says dumb shit constantly. Tom can’t help it
This podcast should be called
“Berts slow road to destruction”
Tom makes his “best friend” eat and drink for his own amusement.. and ours lol
Slow?
You misspelled "fast"
Tom is definitely a feeder.
Tom explains that he hates people that are "dream crushers" so he always tries to say yes and be supportive of peoples ideas.
Not a bad quality at all. Its genuinely all on berts personality being toxic for himself. Tom just accepts Bert as he is.
This podcast is literally Bert reminiscing and trying to figure out what's wrong with himself and Tom just rolling his eyes and trying to speak only to he cut off over and over by Bert.
Whenever i feel immature i watch bert and he makes me feel better about myself. Hes so clueless
Bert saying he ran 5 miles is like when Rogan says he reads books.
koreanzombie420 nah he actually comes through on the exercising. I think he’s got some psychological self programming where he exercises hard to make up for his bad habits. So the intensity and frequency of the exercising correlated directly to the overeating and drinking.
koreanzombie420 he’s the only person who can “run 400 miles” since quarantine and still look like that.
@Zabble that's probably unironically what it is
"does he live with his parents?" after a grown man asks another grown man to heat him up a doughnut while drinking kool aid in the morning lool.
That irked me along with everything else in the first 4 mins of this show. I've tried to get on board with Bert but I can't anymore.
@@stevethomas74 that's a sign it's getting too personal for you
@@Callusny It's more a sign that we've watched too much bert content. I've been watching him for years, and I'm starting to get sick of his shit!
Your not his wife man...stop watching
@@stevethomas74 Same.. Bert's elitism can be really cringy to listen to - especially when its putting the YMH staff down.
The camera pan to Tom after molesting troll joke is priceless.
The doughnut segment is just as funny as it is concerning
Sometimes I think Tom has a side deal with Bort's wife on his life insurance.
Tom is definitely in the will 1000%
Bort’s 😂
The thumbnail says it all
I think bert is genuinely on the spectrum at least a little
The drunk end of it
Uh hundred percent
Narzick nah he’s just stupid. Source: I’m in the spectrum
Rollo Treadway yea the whole thing
One.... Hundred..... Percent
I'ts so funny to me that Tom is so used to Berts backwards logic he just smiles while I'm literally yelling at my computer screen rn
It’s hilarious how he just lets him have his way somewhat and laughs like trying to keep a little kid happy and not cry
The list of food Brett eats sounds like that list of all the drugs Hunter S. Thompson did.
"my hands are so sticky right now"
*Immediately puts fingers all over phone*
You just KNOW Tom is compiling clips and audio clips for a monstrously funny video.
Ew
Like a 5 year old lol
Are napkins not a thing in America? Do they just put their gross fingers all over everything?
@@user-kg2ql5sh8u no only Bert does that
Bert saying that he heard "put the fucking headphones on" is the EXACT REASON why husband and wife will argue 😒hahahaha one magically hears the other say something THEY DIDN'T SAY!!!! ohhhhh Bruce...... 😆🤣😂
Nadav laughing in the background makes these podcasts 1000% better then they already are
Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!😂😂😂😂
No. He ruined it for me. I can’t listen to it.
Joe Rogan: Eating in front of a mic is annoying for listeners.
Two Bears: Lets start the episode eating doughnuts for 15 minutes straight...
I love how they don’t give a fuck.
Joes not wrong
It was so fucking disgusting in audio form that I came to witness this shit. My mouth is watering like I'm gonna gag.
@@joshuabuilds3051 easily one of the most infuriating things in the world
@@tryitout-701 it really is unprofessional and cost them a lot of views/listens.
does not like to shower, drinks a gallon of kool-aid a day, gets jealous sharing friends. Is Bert in 4th grade?
Yeah, he's regressed to age 8-9. It's nuts.
He certainly has all the empathy and emotional range of spoilt child
Peekaboo fam!!!!
No, he's in the 5th grade.
Add doesnt brush his teeth to that list
Burnt said “this is when I found out I was fat”
😂😂😂🤣 fukin guy also get me crackin up
“Maybe put your headphones on”
“PUT YOUR FUCKING HEADPHONES ON”
Sounds the same lol
Burnt’s diet is basically the entire menu at a bowling alley.
Nadav definitely occasionally speaks to Bert in a passive aggressive tone
Wouldn’t you?
That's kinda just Nadav tho.
I mean, have you heard the stories he tells about his family? It's no wonder the boy is passive aggressive 😄
as he should, bert is also kindof a d*ck to non famous people its annoying
He deserves it.
as he should. (sort of) working for bert would be excruciating.
10:20 watch how Bert catches the falling out donut with his tongue
"Maybe put your headphones on" Bert flips shit haha
Bert to nadav: what’s your problem
Also Bert: oh I’m the problem
*Tom describing his process of waking up.* Bert interrupts "see it's the small things that are so interesting to me" proceeds to change subject
We need an interrupted counter
Nadav and Gurt making up was the highlight of my week
Bert is the reason for the term “Florida man”
In case you hate or love the sound of donut eating;
Start eating: 5:48
Stop eating: 7:55
Start eating again: 52:44
Stop eating again: 53:25
Bless you faithful commenter
You’re doing god’s work my brother
Hard skip whole episode
Fucking hell that was difficult to listen to
I like listening to it without the video pretending they're blowing each other, cracks me the fuck up
I love how Burt is trying to flex that he figured out to microwave Krispy Kreme donuts for 8 seconds. It literally says it right on the box, he should be flexing that he is capable of reading words on a box because that is a lot more impressive for him.
Bert agreeing to eat one more donut, then Tom grabbing four killed me.
Bert flosses between tossing bunch of krispies in his mouth.
I think he found a good way to evenly distribute sugar between his teeth.
This has devolved into Bert making a fool of himself weekly and Tom baiting him
Evolved*
shhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
*has been that way since episode one
I don't think you need Tom to be there for that, Bert makes fool of himself either way. Check his ig story
"I need all new teeth, but brushing twice a day is over doing it" - Bert Kreischer
Brushing your teeth is so disgusting - bert
its only 5kcal anyway
Nadav turned that shit real smooth 😂
Bert:...
Guy in the back: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAA
I'd like to see them do a podcast while walking on treadmills... increasing speed and incline every 10 minutes
Hahaha!
steve sanchez I heard that as Navad’s laugh 😂
This sounds hilarious
"Why would anyone drink water, when you could have Kool-Aid?" Basically sums up Idiocracy and why they put Gatorade on everything, including the crops.
"YOU like money?? I like Money too" You think Bert would enjoy a Full Body Latte?
It’s what plants crave
@@theintangiblefancy428 Who's Bert?
I was just talking to my friends about that movie. That's what the future is going to be when Kanye West is president.
Brawno, it's got electrolytes
Bert’s reaction to the snore guard suggestion hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
I was driving listening to this podcast and i heard bert and tom go demolition mode on a box of donuts. I literally heard that and almost swerved off the road cause it was the worst sound i have ever heard.
Nadav, Just give Tom & Bert (or any other hosts for the other podcasts) a bluetooth keyboard and mouse out on the desk so they can control the web browser / search results. hahahaah
Then he is out of a job, also holy moly it’s Disney Dan
@@CT--lj9ck do you think all he does is google shit? if that was the case he would have been fired already.
(Give Bert a bluetooth keyboard & mouse.) That is not Nadav's main job. Bert can type and scroll to his heart's content, and we can see the screen.
After all, Bert: "I have done ALL the jobs that they do myself, that is why I don't respect them." - so Burt should have no problem typing in (mouse scrolling) whatever he wants.
((BUT, Tom & Bert, stop playing with your phones so much!!! We can't see your phone screens, so it is just two fat guys looking at their phones a lot of the time.))
simple really
"my heart breaks when you see a kid in a shirt" -bert kreischer
That was good.
They'd smell him coming from a mile away
*Chris Delia left the chat*
"Why use a napkin when God gave you one!"
Me after hearing bert talk about his new ass wiping technique.😳
I love living vicariously through these guys
18:14 "Han sana tizer sizers"
The icing got caught in his beard and he couldn't hear what he was seeing.
26:00
Bert thinks he reads peoples tones wrong and immediately becomes aggressive.
Bert's issue is that it's been beaten into his head that he is stupid his entire career, and he believes it to a degree. But he also uses it as an angle with his schtick. When Bert struggles with something as basic as "I cant hear you" and someone like Nadav has a simple, obvious solution to the problem and presents a solution with no harmless joke, or laughing tone, Bert immediately reverts to ' he thinks I'm fucking stupid ' but covers that thought with 'I thought you were being aggressive'.
@@semirjemill that moment at 26:00 seemed pretty real
@@semirjemill who bashed him? I didn't.
that and he's elitist. doesn't like when "the help" give him sass.
“I dont want that to happen to my boss”
He doesnt see Bert as his boss, therefore doesnt like taking orders from him when he’s told to look something up
zacklton I mean he doesn’t see bert as his boss because bert isn’t his boss, he’s not the one paying him
12:01 Bert's brain when he's about to interrupt Tom for the 60th time
when ryan sickler said Classiccccsss i fucking died lmao
“I don’t feel like I’ve lost any weight “ Proceeds to stuff his face with Sugar and wash it down with Kool aid
Bert ate so much sugar he's having auditory hallucinations and taking it out on Nadav. 😅😅😅.
Hes used to it from the Low calorie koolaid filled with more sugar than anyone should drink in a week if not a month every single day
I'm with Burt on the teeth brushing 100% makes sense 😂
This whole episode is just Tom watching Bert in disgust
A 10/10 episode honestly
Four minutes in and Bert has shown how fully Tok’d he is!
Lmaoooooo!