If the 50 States Were People

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  • What if New York, California, Texas, Florida, and the rest of the 50 US states were people at a get-together?
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  • @FrankJames
    @FrankJames  Před rokem +1470

    I read the comments, and some did state:
    "You missed our state, that's not so great!" 😠
    But hear me out, it's not the case,
    Each state is here, with its own space.
    One or two words, some states may be--
    But they are there, just watch closely! 🔍
    Ed. Kevin and I, we tried our best,
    But some jokes we filmed, just had to be left. 😥
    We had to cut to keep it tight
    And make sure the sketch was flowing just right.
    I love all the states, that's no lie
    We did what we could, we really tried!🧡
    ⚽Watch "If Sports Were People" next 👉 infj.me/4203vdf

    • @Pretend_Im_a_ghost
      @Pretend_Im_a_ghost Před rokem +18

      Early reply!

    • @melodyconte
      @melodyconte Před rokem +56

      Love the twist ending referencing Area 51! Galaxathor, write that down!

    • @tommydickinson8874
      @tommydickinson8874 Před rokem +7

      I’ve already seen it

    • @Tubeiverse
      @Tubeiverse Před rokem +11

      you should do if vehicles were people and theres on bit where evreyone looks down and see an rc car and then looks up and see a drone

    • @tartoey5
      @tartoey5 Před rokem +14

      I love the videos, I’m a new subscriber

  • @multiversalkarma4868
    @multiversalkarma4868 Před rokem +3336

    As a Utah’n I wish there was more representation but I recognize the lack of representation is the most accurate thing you could have done.

    • @FrankJames
      @FrankJames  Před rokem +942

      hey you got more than nebraska

    • @theradiantdehd3997
      @theradiantdehd3997 Před rokem +193

      ‘Tis quite accurate if I do say so myself. Also a fellow Utahn if that was clear. *adjusts monocle I found on the sidewalk*

    • @Milkythefawn
      @Milkythefawn Před rokem +75

      Me with New Mexico
      And I mean besides breaking bad and atomic bombs, and aliens

    • @kingdomworker2615
      @kingdomworker2615 Před rokem +11

      Sad but true 😅

    • @thecheetahchica
      @thecheetahchica Před rokem +44

      Oh my gosh, yes.
      Utah pride!

  • @trinaq
    @trinaq Před rokem +1505

    3 minutes and 47 seconds of Frank showing off how many different accents he can pull off! 😂🤣

    • @Muhmmadzaid-uz9jh
      @Muhmmadzaid-uz9jh Před rokem +9

      i am ur first reply :)

    • @hyejinlee8983
      @hyejinlee8983 Před rokem +4

      @@Muhmmadzaid-uz9jh i am UR first reply >:)

    • @_stxr6304
      @_stxr6304 Před rokem +5

      ​@@hyejinlee8983 and I am your first reply :)

    • @hyejinlee8983
      @hyejinlee8983 Před rokem +5

      @@_stxr6304 and i am UR first reply >:)

    • @RendaJane
      @RendaJane Před rokem +6

      And I didn’t reply….
      Oh wait. Never mind. I’m from Mississippi, and we are last in education, so I am easily confused. I get didn’t and did all mixed up.

  • @LesterHabenaro
    @LesterHabenaro Před 7 měsíci +440

    I love how he calls Pennsylvania 'Transylvania' and gets literally no reaction. 😆

    • @H3ron_
      @H3ron_ Před 2 měsíci +16

      As a Pennsylvanian, I can confirm we are vampires.

    • @angelicawhite8817
      @angelicawhite8817 Před měsícem +4

      As a Delawarian, I can confirm we are usually ignored, because nobody knows we’re a state.

    • @Creeper15D
      @Creeper15D Před měsícem +3

      @@H3ron_i know bro we are

  • @thefleshyghost6327
    @thefleshyghost6327 Před 7 měsíci +162

    As an Ohioan I almost died laughing over the fact the only word Ohio says is “Buckeyes”

    • @ScrumptiousCockatooSoda
      @ScrumptiousCockatooSoda Před 3 měsíci +7

      Facts.

    • @Ty99505
      @Ty99505 Před 2 měsíci +4

      As another Ohioan, same

    • @wearethepros
      @wearethepros Před 2 měsíci +4

      Of course there’s 69 likes on this comment

    • @lefantomelover
      @lefantomelover Před 2 měsíci +3

      i just knew it was either going to be OSU/buckeye related or a jab at skyline 😭my whole town is OBSESSED and we live an hour out from Cbus so you know in the southern half of the state its real. i go to the 'other' state school (if ykyk) and even people here wear osu merch. i cant escape it

    • @iiAllixxi_12ii
      @iiAllixxi_12ii Před měsícem +1

      ikr XD I was despretly hoping itd be something else other then for a split second "BUCKEYES!"

  • @giseleamorim8327
    @giseleamorim8327 Před rokem +844

    Well, I think that this can be pretty funnier for the American viewers, but the New Mexico plot caught me off of my guard 😂😂😂

    • @Snarl_Marx
      @Snarl_Marx Před rokem +50

      Not only do they have aliens but it's now a running joke in the US that New Mexico isn't a state ever since some guy got his marriage certificate denied lol

    • @aneliaholterman6125
      @aneliaholterman6125 Před rokem +35

      We also have chile, really good food, LANL, some interesting history, the oldest state capital in the U.S., every type of drug *cough cough* I mean uh a nuclear history museum, and some of the original bomb testing sights! But sure we have aliens too and have to put "USA" on our license plates because people forget we are an actually part of the U.S. (I mean all of this in a joking manner as a New Mexican native)

    • @willowshaffer7410
      @willowshaffer7410 Před rokem

      When you tell someone you're from New Mexico, there are legitimately people (other Americans) out there who think you're saying you're from Mexico. So it's a play on that point. Also, Roswell, NM is known for it's aliens and everything there is alien themed

    • @zachb1344
      @zachb1344 Před rokem +3

      Waltuh

    • @lisagd22
      @lisagd22 Před rokem +4

      @@aneliaholterman6125 The oldest state capital??

  • @aperson9405
    @aperson9405 Před rokem +787

    When Texas said "I'm big enough to admit I'm wrong" I could imagine Alaska casually saying "Yup, and I'm bigger."

    • @wolfishpotato6978
      @wolfishpotato6978 Před rokem +51

      As an Alaskan, can confirm this is our reaponse. Itty bitty Texas is just so cute~ Like a lil chihuahua that's all bark and no bite :3

    • @RichardRatliff-mh8ev
      @RichardRatliff-mh8ev Před 10 měsíci

      Shut up you're supposed to be a Canadian state Alaska is what I feel Texas would say also I'm texan

    • @lyssao.8308
      @lyssao.8308 Před 10 měsíci +3

      “And lonely”😂

    • @sheepsong5681
      @sheepsong5681 Před 10 měsíci +15

      @@wolfishpotato6978I grew up in Texas and clearly remember in elementary school history class how the teacher explained Texas was the largest state, don’t confuse how California looks long. There was no mention of Alaska for some reason..

    • @Yall_its_megan
      @Yall_its_megan Před 8 měsíci +6

      @@sheepsong5681as someone who moved to Texas, I can confirm that we believe that Texas is a country and greater. (Not my opinion)

  • @DJdally123
    @DJdally123 Před 6 měsíci +56

    As a person of Arizona, I love how he’s like, “grand, like the Grand Canyon,” and “Ive got iced tea.”

  • @thesupertight5684
    @thesupertight5684 Před 6 měsíci +99

    As a minnesotan, I really feel the 4 words we had was worth so much.

    • @theEWDSDS
      @theEWDSDS Před 4 měsíci +13

      Ope, fellow Minnesotan!

    • @diannerogal6
      @diannerogal6 Před 4 měsíci +5

      I missed it altogether. Didche do MN?

    • @zeqa9
      @zeqa9 Před 4 měsíci +4

      Minnesota gangs wsp

    • @theEWDSDS
      @theEWDSDS Před 4 měsíci +2

      @@zeqa9 yo

    • @magnet_taco
      @magnet_taco Před 4 měsíci +5

      Minnesota rise up 🔥🔥🔥

  • @trinaq
    @trinaq Před rokem +371

    I was about to ask where New Mexico was, but then I got my answer. I love the "Roswell" connection, and how it tied in with the alien skit! 👽🤣

    • @willowshaffer7410
      @willowshaffer7410 Před rokem +12

      The funny thing about this is that, as someone who lives in NM, I can say that everyone who doesn't live in Roswell is absolutely baffled by Roswell. It is wacky lmao

    • @galax_dragon
      @galax_dragon Před rokem +5

      @@willowshaffer7410 yes I live in New Mexico and not in Roswell so I can confirm lol

    • @willowshaffer7410
      @willowshaffer7410 Před rokem +6

      @@galax_dragon it's just that weird place you have to drive through to get to Carlsbad Caverns

    • @CAPSLOCKPUNDIT
      @CAPSLOCKPUNDIT Před rokem +1

      Plus, it explains why you don't use New Mexico to get to Old Mexico!

    • @CAPSLOCKPUNDIT
      @CAPSLOCKPUNDIT Před rokem

      Plus, it explains why you don't use New Mexico to get to Old Mexico!

  • @lorifromtemeculaca426
    @lorifromtemeculaca426 Před rokem +533

    Can we just get a HUGE round of applause for this EDITING genius!

  • @KenBober
    @KenBober Před 4 měsíci +22

    As a conneticut resident the snobbish attitude is spot on

  • @AbbieSparks-ew9zu
    @AbbieSparks-ew9zu Před 7 měsíci +22

    As a Virginian, I want this again, but with West VA and VA fighting over who’s the favorite child

  • @quirky_teacher
    @quirky_teacher Před rokem +445

    Oregon was so spot on I spit out my freshly ground organic cold brew coffee while driving my prius.

    • @wilhelmbuzzkyll
      @wilhelmbuzzkyll Před rokem +14

      I hope it was fair trade and decaf as well

    • @PVP1470
      @PVP1470 Před rokem +8

      The Oregon one was so true lol

    • @ItsAsparageese
      @ItsAsparageese Před 11 měsíci +6

      Colorado doesn't want to admit it but we resemble this remark too 😂

    • @youareworthalot1228
      @youareworthalot1228 Před 10 měsíci +3

      @@ItsAsparageeseI live in Oregon and want to move to Colorado. I am all for organic. May God bless you all. (: Jesus loves you.

    • @Brunolator
      @Brunolator Před 10 měsíci +5

      it missed non-gmo

  • @LoveHandle4890
    @LoveHandle4890 Před rokem +795

    Can we just appreciate how James never runs out of creative ideas? Not to mention uses so much energy for all these great videos of his?

    • @lisagd22
      @lisagd22 Před rokem +3

      Maybe that's because his first name is Frank. 😉

    • @OtterSpace975
      @OtterSpace975 Před rokem +1

      Oh yeah, the idea to straight up copy The Table, a bit that Brian Brainard has been doing for years is super creative. So cool, much wow.

    • @wheeling827
      @wheeling827 Před rokem +1

      @@lisagd22 Yeah I was gonna say

    • @wheeling827
      @wheeling827 Před rokem +1

      His name is Frank not James :)

    • @michajerchel7350
      @michajerchel7350 Před 11 měsíci

      Only for an european like me to recognize only the texan one... Barely

  • @sandy15523
    @sandy15523 Před 7 měsíci +44

    As a Washingtonian, the fact that Washington was just standing there and watching all the states argue makes a lot of sense!😂😂😂

    • @madkat7428
      @madkat7428 Před měsícem +1

      Im from Walla walla. I can relate with both washington and Oregon

    • @madkat7428
      @madkat7428 Před měsícem

      @T_Krueger you aren’t wrong but still. Even in videos discussing all the towns in washington they always gloss over Walla walla

    • @MatchMan7
      @MatchMan7 Před 11 dny +1

      Real

  • @Kodeman44
    @Kodeman44 Před 4 měsíci +31

    As a West Virginian, I’m truly honored that we have more screen time than more states and you have our hillbilly side

    • @CreatorCade
      @CreatorCade Před 3 měsíci

      What screen time?

    • @djamtz
      @djamtz Před 2 měsíci

      Still, as a Texan
      We have big words and the actions to back it up!

  • @XiaSalax
    @XiaSalax Před rokem +460

    I'm not American but this amused me a lot 😂

    • @elizeviktoria
      @elizeviktoria Před rokem +22

      Hah same, this is what I call research for what I'm getting myself into next year😂

    • @snaketooth0943
      @snaketooth0943 Před rokem +4

      @@elizeviktoria what happens with you next year, if I may ask? Are you going to America?

    • @maeden-st7pv
      @maeden-st7pv Před rokem +2

      same fr

    • @keegariley4811
      @keegariley4811 Před rokem +2

      im amricain and the video amused me too beside the voice texas had thats not accurate im texas'n

    • @leslie6938
      @leslie6938 Před rokem +2

      @@keegariley4811 So true! Plus that whole "I'm big enough to admit I was wrong"... it's like he doesn't know us at all! It was a perfect set up for a joke about us seceding. Oh well, I'm sure he meant no harm, probably born in yankeeland or something, not his fault. 😂

  • @ceilinh6004
    @ceilinh6004 Před rokem +239

    I enjoyed seeing Texas shot from below, and Rhode Island from above, but New Mexico's encounter with Galaxathor and his friend was definitely my favourite bit.

  • @RV1701
    @RV1701 Před 3 měsíci +12

    1:55 Partner you're all hat and no cattle. -Wyoming
    Yes!

  • @rosemariesalvatore7733
    @rosemariesalvatore7733 Před 6 měsíci +7

    I'm from NJ... Loved the NJ/NY comments 😂 So true about pizza! ❤

  • @Snarl_Marx
    @Snarl_Marx Před rokem +415

    Hawaiian pizza was actually invented in Canada. Fun fact, impress your friends at parties.

    • @SalamanderTeeths
      @SalamanderTeeths Před rokem +34

      Thus why it has Canadian bacon, God bless

    • @foxjacket
      @foxjacket Před rokem +8

      Chatham, Ontario to be exact 😋

    • @miraculous_lady_noir2179
      @miraculous_lady_noir2179 Před rokem +5

      Woot wooooooot! I'm Canadian! 🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳

    • @Ikajo
      @Ikajo Před rokem +5

      And in Sweden they invented kebab pizza. Which works. But they also put banana on pizza. Which is... weird.

    • @macaronandcheese1811
      @macaronandcheese1811 Před rokem +3

      @@SalamanderTeeths and canadian bacon is only called that because it was originally shipped from toronto to new york.

  • @william_long1065
    @william_long1065 Před rokem +278

    this is quite possibly the best of these "if they were people" skits ever. Aside from Florida not being crazy enough, it was perfectly accurate

    • @yorgunsamuray
      @yorgunsamuray Před rokem +4

      He made FL old.

    • @william_long1065
      @william_long1065 Před rokem +25

      @@yorgunsamuray i mean he's not wrong, everybody in Florida is either old or crazy or both

    • @yorgunsamuray
      @yorgunsamuray Před rokem +7

      @@william_long1065 crazy and old are actually two enough overlapping demographics.

    • @william_long1065
      @william_long1065 Před rokem +3

      @@yorgunsamuray I think that's what "both" means?

    • @yorgunsamuray
      @yorgunsamuray Před rokem +1

      @@william_long1065 yes and there are A LOT.

  • @bendadestroyer
    @bendadestroyer Před 2 měsíci +7

    *"I'm here too."* - Nebraska ... accurate

  • @nickskuza6036
    @nickskuza6036 Před 4 měsíci +28

    As a North Dakotan, I appreciate the eyeroll directed at Oregon. Also, the sibling rivalry between the Dakotas is on point, lol.

  • @jessicajennings9148
    @jessicajennings9148 Před 10 měsíci +306

    I love how Washington is kinda just standing there watching the chaos unfold. Pretty much sums us up

    • @sandy15523
      @sandy15523 Před 7 měsíci +14

      Exactly!

    • @lunastarseeker5288
      @lunastarseeker5288 Před 7 měsíci +9

      Agreed.

    • @emmawelch9524
      @emmawelch9524 Před 4 měsíci +11

      Agreed, especially Eastern Washington 😂

    • @cadettrev762
      @cadettrev762 Před 4 měsíci +20

      I mean. We have a lot of chaos in Washington already. Seattle alone is a dumpster fire

    • @SomuaSomua
      @SomuaSomua Před 4 měsíci +6

      @@cadettrev762Seattle is it’s own thing

  • @marissabulso6439
    @marissabulso6439 Před rokem +163

    “Fine, I’ll go. But I’ll be listeningggggg…” combined with the Texas stare down sent me 😂🤣🤣🤣
    So did Minnesota. And as a Tennessean, I laughed out loud at TN’s reaction to AL saying, “You’re the only ten I see.” 😂

    • @gmj2026
      @gmj2026 Před rokem +2

      ​@@MiscName1493 Yeah, who likes bama anyway?

    • @somecrazyveteran
      @somecrazyveteran Před rokem +2

      As also a fellow Tennesseean, in fact no one in their right mind likes Alabama. Can I get a Go Vols?

    • @gavinnadeau3731
      @gavinnadeau3731 Před rokem

      Oh surree (as a minnesotan, i had to) also, is it true that us minnesotans have a strong american accent?

    • @gavinnadeau3731
      @gavinnadeau3731 Před rokem

      @@kaitlinryan896 really? Where abouts are you?

    • @killedbycrit
      @killedbycrit Před 10 měsíci +2

      @@somecrazyveteranfellow Tennesseean here, 52>49, and 59

  • @CynEdits63246
    @CynEdits63246 Před 4 dny +1

    My state of MN barely got any lines, they were the exact same line, and it was flipping hilarious!

  • @TheGuyReer
    @TheGuyReer Před 7 dny +2

    I like how georgia just said coke and peaches, truly what we are.

  • @Carolina-cm6nu
    @Carolina-cm6nu Před rokem +481

    As a Nebraskan the part where Nebraska said “I’m here too,” while being talked over by everyone else is painfully accurate
    Edit: well I’ll be I guess Nebraska isn’t forgotten after all thanks for the likes

    • @NooneKnowsdeeznuts
      @NooneKnowsdeeznuts Před rokem +15

      Nebraska is always forgotten

    • @nataleecoleman2590
      @nataleecoleman2590 Před rokem +1

      Couldn’t agree more.

    • @someautisticguy5406
      @someautisticguy5406 Před rokem +5

      @@NooneKnowsdeeznuts what’s Nebraska?

    • @jcoolguy1548
      @jcoolguy1548 Před rokem +2

      ​@@NooneKnowsdeeznuts same with Delaware

    • @roku5071
      @roku5071 Před rokem +9

      Just like how eastern Nebraska treats western Nebraska the same way. Some in eastern Nebraska think that Nebraska ends at either Grand Island or North Platte. Until they want our tax money or to redo the districting so eastern Nebraska can try to get more representatives 😐

  • @what_27
    @what_27 Před 10 měsíci +283

    As a New Mexican I was worrying you forgot us (like so many people do), so I was happy to see the ending

  • @jaroslaval9159
    @jaroslaval9159 Před 8 měsíci +6

    That...was..sooooo...great! It took research, a script, timing...trying accents, pet peeves.... such a good job! I had misty eyes of appreciation. Bravo!

  • @FriendlyKat
    @FriendlyKat Před 7 měsíci +8

    Texas:
    "Do not mess with me."
    It's true. That's one of our sayings. Don't mess with Texas.
    I got a lot of the references and jokes. Very well made!
    I want to see more Enneagram videos!

  • @GhostHunterDipperPines
    @GhostHunterDipperPines Před rokem +555

    The fact Indiana gets 1 second of screen time is honestly very fitting considering how little there is to it.

    • @TabooYinYang
      @TabooYinYang Před 10 měsíci +9

      YEAH I WAS GONNA SAY 💀

    • @MrPromethium0157
      @MrPromethium0157 Před 9 měsíci +29

      "You wouldn't last a day in Gary" LMAO

    • @jaroslaval9159
      @jaroslaval9159 Před 8 měsíci +3

      @@MrPromethium0157 Yeah...that was very good!

    • @nylaparker9842
      @nylaparker9842 Před 8 měsíci +17

      I was waiting for more Indiana but there was little to none

    • @mwzngd1679
      @mwzngd1679 Před 8 měsíci +10

      Illinois too lol (would be more accurate if Chicago appeared and got more screen time than Illinois itself)

  • @tahraethestoryteller6079
    @tahraethestoryteller6079 Před rokem +222

    As a Washingtonian I applaud you for making my home state the host

    • @tallish9417
      @tallish9417 Před rokem +9

      Sammmmmeeeee

    • @kittye8340
      @kittye8340 Před rokem +23

      😂 I like how we're just in a state of shock and silence, wallflower state

    • @russiatagaeva7926
      @russiatagaeva7926 Před rokem +2

      omg hazbin hotelll

    • @lisagd22
      @lisagd22 Před rokem +9

      @@kittye8340 I thought Washington was standing in the corner because it's in the upper left corner of the continental US.

    • @26Bluegb
      @26Bluegb Před rokem +15

      @@kittye8340 Yup, we're a land of introverts. I"m just going to grab a coffee and go on a hike with my dog.

  • @Crackadditbob
    @Crackadditbob Před měsícem +1

    “You wouldn’t last a day in Gary”
    Bro why tf is that so true😭

  • @littleanvil2164
    @littleanvil2164 Před 3 měsíci +3

    2:17 "I am sick and tired of you people taking me for granted"
    "lobster"

  • @gracestampfel9144
    @gracestampfel9144 Před rokem +158

    The way that Frank can accurately pull off each of the states along with different accents for each one is pure comedy gold 😂

  • @PaperbagOnaduck-tr7hj
    @PaperbagOnaduck-tr7hj Před rokem +138

    As a person from Maryland, I can guarantee that every conversation we have has the words “Old Bay” or “Crab” in it.

    • @captainryusugi1128
      @captainryusugi1128 Před 8 měsíci +5

      So Maryland has crabs?

    • @michaelterrell5061
      @michaelterrell5061 Před 7 měsíci +5

      @@captainryusugi1128Great crabs.

    • @maybebirb
      @maybebirb Před 6 měsíci +1

      Indeed. I am also a Marylander and I can confirm it

    • @3mily2.0
      @3mily2.0 Před 6 měsíci +1

      I was just boutta say that lmao-

    • @a_d_d_i_e_
      @a_d_d_i_e_ Před 4 měsíci +2

      I can also confirm the hon it’s a part of my everyday vocabulary 😔

  • @chroylikesfish
    @chroylikesfish Před 3 měsíci +3

    I traveled to 39 states and I am so impressed with this. So many stereotypes you nailed. Even me, originally from MD loved the quick "Old Bay" shout. That one line will make everyone watching from Maryland Happy. And how he looked over at Deleware and DE shyed away in the corner xD nice Geography nod to 2 East Coast States that no one talks about. great job man!

  • @channel4change430
    @channel4change430 Před 22 dny +1

    1:18 Oregon....complete fav!!!!!

  • @faitha2601
    @faitha2601 Před 10 měsíci +135

    Rhode Island telling them all to shut up had me dying! 😂😂😂

    • @Capt1an_thunderYT
      @Capt1an_thunderYT Před 7 měsíci +2

      We do tell people from other states to shut up

    • @faitha2601
      @faitha2601 Před 7 měsíci

      @@Capt1an_thunderYT I know, I’m from RI. I just didn’t realize that that many people in Rhode Island told people to shut up 😅

  • @pancakesareawesome3121
    @pancakesareawesome3121 Před rokem +110

    I enjoy that Minnesota only ever says generic phrases from Minnesota. Seriously, come to Mall of America, the Minnesota store has a large variety shirts that only say “You Betcha!”

    • @ohcanada8084
      @ohcanada8084 Před rokem +12

      That’s our signature saying next to, “Ope, let me just squeeze past you, okay?” Or, ending a sentence with “you know?” all the time. Greeting people, even if you just saw them three hours ago, “Hey! How ya doing?” And we take FOREVER to say goodbye! Plan on at least an hour for this at any family get together, and on the telephone, oh dear! LOL! 😂

    • @catsj1767
      @catsj1767 Před rokem +2

      Ya Betcha belongs to Wisconsin or actually, Miles lives in SDakota.

    • @elig8721
      @elig8721 Před 10 měsíci +1

      I like your name!

    • @pancakesareawesome3121
      @pancakesareawesome3121 Před 10 měsíci

      @@elig8721 thank you!

    • @johntheguitarist13
      @johntheguitarist13 Před 10 měsíci

      Mine all the way

  • @LpsAlightpaws
    @LpsAlightpaws Před 9 dny

    2:47 Okay, but I need to know - why is there white confetti falling on Illinois? Snow?
    Love you, Frank! Your creativity always make me smile. 🥳
    God bless and keep shining! 😄✨

  • @Boeing_B737
    @Boeing_B737 Před měsícem +4

    0:38 as a Illinoisan.. this is amazing.

  • @kairi99roxas
    @kairi99roxas Před rokem +139

    I didn't believe you could do all 50 in 3:50 minutes, but I was wrong, great job!

  • @PiTheGuyAlt
    @PiTheGuyAlt Před rokem +240

    All 50 states ordered by their first appearance:
    Washington 0:00
    California 0:02
    Hawaii 0:03
    Texas 0:03
    New York 0:04
    Alamaba 0:04
    Rhode Island 0:05
    Arizona 0:06
    Georgia 0:09
    Connecticut 0:09
    Colorado 0:12
    Massachusetts 0:15
    Oklahoma 0:18
    Wyoming 0:18
    Mississippi 0:22
    New Jersey 0:24
    Indiana 0:27
    Louisiana 0:29
    Illinois 0:37
    Missouri 0:44
    Michigan 0:48
    Vermont 0:55
    Maryland 0:57
    North Carolina 1:00
    Tennessee 1:03
    Idaho 1:05
    New Hampshire 1:07
    South Carolina 1:13
    Maine 1:15
    Kentucky 1:15
    Oregon 1:19
    North Dakota 1:24
    Delaware 1:30
    Alaska 1:32
    Wisconsin 1:32
    South Dakota 1:36
    Minnesota 1:38
    Ohio 1:39
    Washington DC 1:39
    Florida 1:46
    West Virginia 1:58
    Utah 1:59
    Virginia 2:03
    Kansas 2:05
    Arkansas 2:15
    Nebraska 2:26
    Pennsylvania 2:33
    Iowa 2:38
    Montana 3:05
    Nevada 3:09
    Puerto Rico 3:25
    New Mexico 3:36

  • @somethingyoufound
    @somethingyoufound Před 3 měsíci +3

    As a Tennessean, the disgust at the pickup line is so accurate.

  • @andyjay729
    @andyjay729 Před 8 dny

    Alaska: C'mon, stay with me! I'll give ya money!

  • @suspiciousshadeofgreen
    @suspiciousshadeofgreen Před 10 měsíci +110

    As a Pennsylvanian, I appreciate how Pennsylvania was the one to bring everyone together.

  • @PxidonPhobic
    @PxidonPhobic Před 6 měsíci +7

    Ohio:
    "BUCKEYES!"
    *confused looking*

  • @meam80skids
    @meam80skids Před 3 měsíci +4

    Thank you from Montana! We’re good. No more! 😄

  • @turquoisetranquility
    @turquoisetranquility Před rokem +147

    There’s so much awesomeness and cool jokes in this sketch, so I’ll be watching over and over and over again 😂!! That luxurious beard on Oregon 🤣, I can’t !! Love New Mexico twist at the end 👽

  • @AnnKas10
    @AnnKas10 Před rokem +73

    As a foreigner, im def using this as a guide;)

    • @theradiantdehd3997
      @theradiantdehd3997 Před rokem +9

      As someone from Utah… It’s pretty accurate, not gonna lie

    • @thefrozenone417
      @thefrozenone417 Před rokem +6

      Do it! But come to Alaska in the summer-it’s not depressing then. ;)

    • @nzingahendricks4128
      @nzingahendricks4128 Před rokem +1

      Gotta say Frank made Georgia look way more sane, being from Atlanta confirm that place is cracked 🤣also the Coke bit was extremely accurate 🤌🏽✨

  • @Exotic_butters_YT
    @Exotic_butters_YT Před 2 měsíci +2

    As a Floridian I’m laughing my butt off 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @khendralibbey617
    @khendralibbey617 Před 10 dny

    I knew immediately that Vermont was going to say maple syrup. 😂

  • @words-with-wooly
    @words-with-wooly Před rokem +188

    Ohio randomly yelling "Buckeyes" is probably the most accurate Ohioan representation I've seen... only thing better would be a fight with Michigan... or randomly saying "O H" waiting for the "I O"

    • @gmd2419
      @gmd2419 Před rokem +8

      Yes 😂

    • @shimerrill967
      @shimerrill967 Před rokem +9

      i live there and i agree

    • @FrankJames
      @FrankJames  Před rokem +38

      my wife went to ohio state and i filmed the OH-IO chant but sadly i had to cut many jokes to keep the video short 😪

    • @huchlvr
      @huchlvr Před rokem +2

      1000% this

    • @cablethelarryguy5811
      @cablethelarryguy5811 Před rokem +7

      The personality of Ohioans is Ohio, plain and simple

  • @CarolinaBeanies
    @CarolinaBeanies Před rokem +265

    As a North Carolinian, the only 2 lines, “Forget pizza, I got barbecue” and “ugh”, are incredibly accurate. Being ignored, but not totally ignored is so perfect

    • @johnasebes919
      @johnasebes919 Před 10 měsíci +6

      As a North Carolinian I agree with this statement

    • @sicklycynical
      @sicklycynical Před 7 měsíci +2

      EXACTLY what I was thinking!

    • @paper-chaos
      @paper-chaos Před 5 měsíci

      Yeah North Carolina is one of the most forgotten states:(

    • @Agent_Free
      @Agent_Free Před 4 měsíci

      And the state vegetable is cookout

    • @Eliyahu_777
      @Eliyahu_777 Před 4 měsíci +3

      @@paper-chaossouth Carolina is where it’s at!

  • @wyattclifton7270
    @wyattclifton7270 Před 7 měsíci +4

    Idahoan here loved you video, and while we may produce and eat a lot of potatoes our signature dish is finger steaks it’s basically chicken strips but instead of chicken it’s beef. :)

    • @nimue325
      @nimue325 Před 22 dny

      Meanwhile Maine immediately following that *without* commenting that it produces more potatoes than Idaho and instead talking about the red bugs that are there mostly for the tourists was a rare false note. Oh, well… BTW, did you know that Maine produces more potatoes than Idaho?

  • @PatMahomesBurner15
    @PatMahomesBurner15 Před 4 měsíci +4

    2:31 Dude he's so small. 😂

  • @deeyamehrotra5983
    @deeyamehrotra5983 Před rokem +75

    Can we please appreciate the fact that Frank pulled off SO MANY different accents just for this video?

  • @user-mi5im1ne9l
    @user-mi5im1ne9l Před rokem +75

    I love the care he took in making the camera view for Texas to make him look bigger and smaller for Rhode Island😂

  • @LeonaWallace-ir1gt
    @LeonaWallace-ir1gt Před 5 měsíci +15

    As a Oregonian, you showed us perfectly. We are full on vegans, and a weird state!!!!

    • @bigthiccbunny
      @bigthiccbunny Před 4 měsíci +1

      nobody cares

    • @garfield0978
      @garfield0978 Před 4 měsíci +3

      bro has beef with Oregon

    • @Fiz___
      @Fiz___ Před 4 měsíci +1

      im not a vegan i love meat

    • @faemike55
      @faemike55 Před 3 měsíci +2

      Just north of you and just as weird! Not vegan though, love my bacon!

    • @BasedZoomer
      @BasedZoomer Před 24 dny

      ​@@Fiz___Not a vegan, but I do love me some pasture raised, free range, grass fed, organic, antibiotic & hormone free, single origin steak and milk!

  • @LisaY888
    @LisaY888 Před 5 měsíci +5

    Such a genius, as you've got the accents so accurate😂😂

  • @kyerannisbet8895
    @kyerannisbet8895 Před rokem +46

    The accents are so on point, especially the New York one 😂

  • @hharts83
    @hharts83 Před rokem +48

    Nebraska: “I’m here, too.”
    Pretty much sums it up. As a Nebraskan and an INFP, I’m essentially invisible.

    • @emmtea7983
      @emmtea7983 Před rokem +3

      As a Kansan and an INFP, I can relate😂

    • @hharts83
      @hharts83 Před rokem +4

      @@emmtea7983 I feel for you! Life’s not easy when you’re an overlooked person in an overlooked state. 🥹

    • @eval4495
      @eval4495 Před rokem +4

      I feel this when people forget I was there too when they're recalling a memory. 🙃

    • @hharts83
      @hharts83 Před rokem +5

      @@eval4495 Yes! Especially when they’re specifically telling *you* about that memory/story like it’s completely new to you, and the entire time you’re just politely listening and dying a little inside.

    • @holleighlordel1575
      @holleighlordel1575 Před rokem +4

      ENFP New Yorker here… I’ve been across I-80 and I-70 a couple times as a kid on cross country family camping trips (one time our car broke down in Manhattan, KS ironically enough). So I fully recognize that we don’t get to eat much without you guys in the middle… so thanks for being there. Hugs 🤗

  • @ScottRandolph-dd7dr
    @ScottRandolph-dd7dr Před 7 měsíci +7

    🎉 greetings from coastal Mississippi. I have watched Frank for years. This sketch was spot on😂

  • @hartden5159
    @hartden5159 Před 2 měsíci

    I loved every minute of this!

  • @noonzc-jp4be
    @noonzc-jp4be Před rokem +151

    You know its gonna be a good day when Frank posts

  • @MaceDeMarco2010
    @MaceDeMarco2010 Před rokem +23

    That Area 51 joke at the end had me rolling. 😂🤣

    • @VondaInWonderland
      @VondaInWonderland Před rokem +5

      Area 51 is in Nevada. I'm pretty sure that he was alluding to Roswell ❤

    • @MaceDeMarco2010
      @MaceDeMarco2010 Před rokem

      @@VondaInWonderland I know. And it’s actually in New Mexico

    • @MaceDeMarco2010
      @MaceDeMarco2010 Před rokem

      @@VondaInWonderland never mind it is in Nevada, my bad.

  • @kandd2591
    @kandd2591 Před 8 měsíci +4

    As a Washingtonian I am glad that we managed to get as much screen time as we did

  • @RobertBDANIEL-ouest7est
    @RobertBDANIEL-ouest7est Před 3 měsíci +3

    Born & primarily raised in State of Colorado, one would be remiss not to respond to 'what is there to eat?' During a snow blizzard, most diners offer an Alfred Packard special. Land- locked St. also has recipe' for rocky mtn. oysters - a surprise for out-of-state tourists !

    • @PBurns-ng3gw
      @PBurns-ng3gw Před 2 měsíci +1

      Don’t know why they gave Alferd Packer such a hard time. All he did was have a couple of friends for lunch.

  • @svenmaakestad3058
    @svenmaakestad3058 Před rokem +65

    I lived in Alaska for 25 years. Having people over and playing board games really helped get through winter. That and vitamin D supplements.

    • @chompchoy4881
      @chompchoy4881 Před 4 měsíci

      I feel that

    • @theEWDSDS
      @theEWDSDS Před 4 měsíci

      Us northerners have a vitamin D deficiency southerners can not comprehend

    • @user-ud3uq5ej4k
      @user-ud3uq5ej4k Před 4 měsíci

      I was born and raised in Alaska. What part were you staying at?

    • @dutchessandkay2280
      @dutchessandkay2280 Před 4 měsíci

      That does sound a bit depressing, but at the same time that state fascinates me. I'm Floridian and I find it hilarious how technically the majority of us are afraid of the cold and 50°F is cold to us (which I know we understandably get laughed at for it, but it's just how we are.. we're just not used to it), but from vlogs I have seen of people who live in Alaska it seems like 20°F is considered "hot." I just think between the two extremes of us Floridians and Alaskans I find it hilarious and yet kind of fascinating. It gets like -50°F or so there right?

    • @user-ud3uq5ej4k
      @user-ud3uq5ej4k Před 4 měsíci

      @@dutchessandkay2280 -50 is only the extreme that you get when you go further up in Alaska, in Anchorage, which is the only city in Alaska it only gets about -20 or so and that’s on like a record-breaking winter normally it’s only like -10.

  • @theaceofspades8619
    @theaceofspades8619 Před 10 měsíci +146

    As a Rhode Islander this is the most representation I think I’ve ever seen! No joke! We’re literally known for being small and insignificant, also for being Massachusetts little brother.

  • @OctoLeoYT
    @OctoLeoYT Před 13 dny

    As someone who lives in Louisiana, I love that joke where they say “A spicy bowl of jambalaya on a chili day. Which we don’t have” so much, and that you made them mention crawfish. “Crawdaddies” got me dying lmao

  • @bigt5792
    @bigt5792 Před 4 měsíci +1

    "Buckeyes!" So accurate. You should've had Ohio and Michigan fighting though

  • @melodyconte
    @melodyconte Před rokem +21

    I love how Massachusetts doesn't even fit on the paper 🤣 Frank was like F this! 😆

  • @elizabethcochran3395
    @elizabethcochran3395 Před rokem +47

    The New Mexico-alien nod gave me a chuckle.
    I also spent half the sketch wondering how FJ would roast PA (as a resident I have ideas 😅) Instead I got a wholesome take on PA wanting to bring everyone together. 😊

  • @AidanS99
    @AidanS99 Před 4 měsíci +1

    You mentioned New Hampshire twice and that’s more than we ever get in these 50 state videos! Loved the Granite pun too 😂

  • @Dustedlemonade23
    @Dustedlemonade23 Před měsícem

    The Connecticut being fancy caught me off guard

  • @joereyes7100
    @joereyes7100 Před 11 měsíci +139

    You even included Puerto Rico, as a puertorican, thank you! Also, most of us want to be a state but at the same time we don’t want to lose our Olympic team

    • @Kingdom_Of_Dreams
      @Kingdom_Of_Dreams Před 4 měsíci +2

      And America doesn't want to adopt a welfare state that struggles with bankruptcy and poverty, though I know there are other reasons too.

    • @luke_cohen1
      @luke_cohen1 Před 4 měsíci +7

      @@Kingdom_Of_Dreams Statehood would solve a lot of Puerto Rico’s issues if we’re being honest but the process to get them there won’t be easy in the slightest due to various complex factors.

    • @SomuaSomua
      @SomuaSomua Před 4 měsíci +2

      Yeah you can join we would just have to make north and South Dakota one state so there would still be 50

    • @_mollyyy
      @_mollyyy Před 3 měsíci

      @@Kingdom_Of_Dreamswhat? america does. we’ve tried to make them a state, but it’s fine, they prefer to have the benefits but still be on their own

  • @maybelater6282
    @maybelater6282 Před rokem +79

    As someone who lives right next to Gary, can confirm that New Jersey would not last a day in Gary

    • @FrankJames
      @FrankJames  Před rokem +20

      LOL

    • @ShinobiPhoenix-YT0
      @ShinobiPhoenix-YT0 Před rokem +3

      I couldn't disagree more, but that's OK. Indiana has nothing to offer us.

    • @lishayost444
      @lishayost444 Před rokem +2

      @@ShinobiPhoenix-YT0 lol, my husband calls NJ Satan's armpit.

    • @ShinobiPhoenix-YT0
      @ShinobiPhoenix-YT0 Před rokem +3

      @@lishayost444 That's cool, NJ has the money and policies to not care.

    • @shimerrill967
      @shimerrill967 Před rokem

      @@lishayost444 Really ? I’ve never heard of that

  • @larryfoster8820
    @larryfoster8820 Před 2 měsíci

    Haha love your sets. They are winsome

  • @pr0crastiNati1on.
    @pr0crastiNati1on. Před 7 měsíci +2

    As a Ohion I see that 0.2 seconds of buckeyes is an absolute win

  • @Luv2Dnce4
    @Luv2Dnce4 Před rokem +67

    I was waiting and waiting for NM to show up, but the states asking where NM was led me to believe it would spark a debate about whether or not we’re actually a state….but the alien bit was SO MUCH BETTER!

    • @laurenmellen654
      @laurenmellen654 Před 10 měsíci +4

      I thought the same thing! Every time I'm out of state and tell people where I'm from, I get comments like, "I hear the beaches there are nice," "I've never been out of the country before," and my personal favorite, "You speak really good english!"

    • @ScruggzTheBuffaloBoyMusiK777
      @ScruggzTheBuffaloBoyMusiK777 Před 10 měsíci +2

      As a person from New Mexico, I thought the same thing.

    • @sheepsong5681
      @sheepsong5681 Před 10 měsíci +2

      @@laurenmellen654im not from New Mexico but wow that’s shocking to me

    • @laurenmellen654
      @laurenmellen654 Před 10 měsíci +4

      @sheepsong5681 yeah, it's so bad, there's actually a shirt that says "New Mexico Facts. It's not new, and it's not Mexico." I like to wear it while I'm traveling.

    • @sheepsong5681
      @sheepsong5681 Před 10 měsíci

      @@laurenmellen654 haha

  • @ImHere27
    @ImHere27 Před rokem +88

    Just seeing the title, I knew this skit was massive! Also your hilarious, I hope you post a lot more!

  • @just4thethrills
    @just4thethrills Před 3 měsíci +2

    Closed out with NM was wondering how that was gonna get incorporated... efn nailed it

  • @Badchas2022
    @Badchas2022 Před 8 měsíci +1

    This is cracking me up 😂 nice work

  • @emmtea7983
    @emmtea7983 Před rokem +60

    Delaware saying “C’mon, man!” Is the best thing Frank has ever done🤣🤣

  • @HeartlandHunny
    @HeartlandHunny Před rokem +28

    “Fine, I’ll go. But I’ll be listening!” 😂 Yeah, that checks out.

  • @anyaklum8757
    @anyaklum8757 Před 7 měsíci +11

    I was waiting for New Mexico the whole time. Was not disappointed.

  • @elijahjohnston-ligesha
    @elijahjohnston-ligesha Před 7 měsíci +1

    this is gold. everything is so accurate

  • @kalyssayoude9706
    @kalyssayoude9706 Před rokem +23

    As a Montanan, even though we only had one line, it was the perfect one. Please don't move here.👍😂

    • @saraapt310
      @saraapt310 Před rokem +5

      That’s right. Montana’s full. I hear North Dakota’s nice.

    • @randomwriter02
      @randomwriter02 Před rokem +3

      Oi, don't send them to us 😂

  • @alishastreet7110
    @alishastreet7110 Před rokem +31

    I love the fact that the southern accents aren't all the same and that the conversation devolved into an argument about food. I think it would be hilarious to see your take on Mississippi and Tennessee arguing over who gets to claim Elvis. 😂

    • @s7e6p19
      @s7e6p19 Před 10 měsíci +1

      The South is definitely about food. Esp south Louisiana. Bosses would come into our office hour b4 lunch to discuss where going to eat, pro/con of past eateries. Never saw the like elsewhere!

    • @911_33
      @911_33 Před 4 měsíci +3

      We Mississippians most definitely claim Elvis, no argument.

    • @Bemediasavvy865
      @Bemediasavvy865 Před 3 měsíci

      @@911_33 East Tennesseans don't even claim Memphis! It's East Arkansas or North Mississippi to us. Besides, we already have Dolly. You can claim Elvis. 😂

  • @Eagleracer200-wr4rn
    @Eagleracer200-wr4rn Před 3 měsíci +2

    As a Louisianan, you definitely nailed it. Also I died at the “on a chilly day, which we don’t have in Louisiana.”
    💀😭💀

  • @PamArtsValentine
    @PamArtsValentine Před měsícem

    First good laugh of the day- thanks!!! ;)

  • @cablethelarryguy5811
    @cablethelarryguy5811 Před rokem +67

    As an Ohioan I feel fully represented by your depiction

  • @janefreedland
    @janefreedland Před rokem +47

    I’m glad that Washington, my home state, made it as the main host. Sometimes I think people forget about us and mix us up with DC.

    • @writingisfun9842
      @writingisfun9842 Před 11 měsíci +6

      I went to Washington. We were on the edge of Oregon nearly the whole time, but it was a beautiful state. There's so much to see, and a whole lot more than DC.

    • @Gur7910
      @Gur7910 Před 10 měsíci +5

      As a fellow Washingtonian, I agree! We are indeed also the most rational state! :)

    • @lisagd22
      @lisagd22 Před 10 měsíci +2

      Haha, I had the opposite mix-up. One day when I was in elementary school here in Maryland, my parents said we were going to Washington for the day. I couldn't figure out how we were going to get to Washington State and back in one day. Turns out we were going to DC. 😅

    • @sheepsong5681
      @sheepsong5681 Před 10 měsíci +1

      @@lisagd22same!! When I was in elementary I lived in the south and we went on a road trip to Washington DC. When I got back, I looked at the U.S. map for Washington and only saw the state and pointed to my friends we drove all the way up there. The map was as big as a page and I saw no problems lol

    • @ScheherazOdd
      @ScheherazOdd Před 10 měsíci

      He didn't really represent us well, imo. He didn't address our weirdness. David Lynch did a little better, at least as far as eastern Washington goes! 😄

  • @calliopehauwiller5411
    @calliopehauwiller5411 Před 5 měsíci +2

    Its the "oh sure" for me

  • @danielashton5697
    @danielashton5697 Před 4 měsíci +1

    Just when I was about to comment that you missed New Mexico, they we were!! 😂