If Airlines Were People
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- čas přidán 4. 04. 2024
- What if Alaska Airlines, United, Air France, Emirates, Spirit, Lufthansa, and more airlines were people helping you get home?
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Me:
But what should we watch AFTER the emotions clip, Ef Jay?
@@gentlewolf that not how it works. you broke the system
@@theemperorsnake1679 lemme fix it. Hang tights
Frank James, you should make the elements of the periodic table people next.
Missed opportunity to make spirit a ghost
He did great
how would you even do that?
Missed opportunity to just not put spirit in the video
Sounds like ppl who doesn't know that spirit is actually and quite literally the safest airline😂🤣🤣🤣
That would have been perfect! The ghosts of former passengers...
" Why is this flight 18 hours long? '
" Well, actually most of the time it's just sitting on the runway before takeoff. "
I am rolling on the floor 😂😂
Certainly Not rolling on the runway
@@malibustacys80085 🤣🤣
How it feels to depart out of LGA
It's the taxiway btw
Yes, especially at DFW (AA headquarters).
Or it’s just a flight to Perth.
As the child of an airline pilot, I can confirm that the “pilot voice.” Isn’t just on the plane. People within earshot probably think I’m deaf when I talk to my dad on the phone because I’m constantly like “say that again?” 😭
The Virgin never flown the plane part is just genius! ^ ^
But he's read lots of books on the subject 😂
I'm curious. Does "Virgin" airlines have a mile high club😅?
It's virgin Atlantic not just virgin
@@rexisepicI get am nerd (no kids in class say that but that Say I am smart ) but stop no one cares
I like to think this video was sponsored by Delta because it was never mentioned 😂
Yeah, I wondered about that! Love Delta!
Easy joke there is a flight from Los Angeles to Phoenix but it goes through Atlanta for some reason.
If you live in the South the comment is that when you die and go to heaven you have to make a connection in Atlanta to get there.
@@eamondillon2182 Unless you're going to hell then they route you through Detroit
Delta offers to fly any passenger anywhere...as long as they transfer through Atlanta...twice...
THE FRENCH ACCENT OMGG 😭
His wife is lucky
As someone who usually ends up flying Southwest I appreciate the free inflight entertainment. The only airline where it's acceptable, in fact encouraged, to throw a couple elbows.
LITERALLY got punched by a lady on Southwest for getting up to let the elderly woman next to me out of the row. It’s so real. 😂
Don’t forget about Spirit 😂
@@marissaj8431Spirit Airlines: call yourself a pilot and hop in the cockpit!
What is this reality?
"The standard leg room is spacious... If you're a baby, that is!" Haha, why is this so accurate! 😂
I enjoy being just above 159cm (5ft 2.5); I've never had any problems in public transportation. One of the pros of being short.
@@tiituvirtuaali6379
Yup, same. I’m 5’1
Truth! Especially the up charge for extra legroom.
Emirates is always the most luxurious but expensive 😂
real TvT
Not the best and still felt like a facade
The Europeans part was the best 😂 I appreciate the attempt of pronouncing "bottle of water" the British way 😁
Virgin part was hilariously clever 😂
As a German I can assure you no one here sees Lufthansa like that 🤣 they're mostly on strike 😵
Bo’oh’o’wa’er
@@TheFrenkinda sad since Lufthansa was one of the more respected airlines in recent memory.
JetBlue should be there as an angry New Yorker!
While throwing tvs and strangling people with aux cords
I was waiting for JetBlue
😂😂 Jetblue is actually my preferred airline, with Delta 2nd
Thank you my dad works for JetBlue and we count on people like you especially after the DOJ blocked our merger with Spirit and even though I don’t like New York I still am glad that the company is sticking to its roots and serving JFK LaGuardia and Newark along with Rochester and Buffalo with amazing top notch service.
Your acting was top notch :) I'm glad Alaska finally got a chance after no one wanted to stay with him in "If States Were People". Awesome job! I love your stuff.
haha thanks!
I remember when checked bags were free, they'd give wing pins to all the kids, the flight attendants were super nice and actually attentive, and sometimes the pilots would come back and hang out before takeoff. Back then flying was actually fun. I despise what it's become. On the plus side, no one smokes on the plane anymore, so that's nice.
Those were the days! But long flights have gotten noticeably faster now, so there's that.
That’s because flying is more accessible and streamlined now for more people, like buses for the sky. People forget that flying regularly in a public commercial fashion is still a part of relatively recent history, so of course in the past it felt more like an adventure, as if you were boarding a cruise ship. Sure they’ve cut out a lot of things now, but that’s to make it more affordable. You can still have flights where they treat you like you’re special, you just have to pay for it 🤷🏽♀️
Personally I don’t mind shoving a long weekends worth of belongings into a backpack and not be catered to beyond a can of soda if it means I can fly a few hours away for less than $200.
@@ashb7846 I disagree. Planes literally are busses in the sky, but people treat them like they are some kind of elitist experience where literally everything is an upcharge. My seat got bumped to first class once, and I honestly didn't understand why everyone on the plane couldn't be treated with that level of respect (you are basically ignored in every other class on the plane). I'm afraid to fly with my child after hearing horror stories of children being put with strangers who refused to switch seats. Personally, I do not think it is fair to charge extra to put a dependent next to a guardian, especially since airlines can't guarantee seats anyway due to frequent and last minute delays and schedule changes.
Every seat on a plane should be the same (no first or business class). It makes absolutely no sense at all to play class wars in a box in the sky where we're all crammed together and have to share space anyway. It makes no sense to load the front of the plane first and force everyone else to trip over the elite on their way to the back, where only the people who can pay get to sit next to their children (not even guaranteed), and where it's getting to the point where you can't even bring a carry on without being charged extra fees. I don't necessarily think that airlines need to dish out the royal treatment, but a few reasonable amenities, such as being able to check a single bag for free, sit next to your children for no added cost, or simply being treated like a person by the flight staff is not asking too much.
Hawaiian: "Aloha, brother! Did you forget about Hawaiian Airlines? I got flights from O'ahu to Maui, O'ahu to Big Island, AND O'ahu to Kaua'i! Not going to any of those places? OK, well Mahalo for considering me!"
Delta: "I can take you, but we gotta go to Atlanta first."
I wanna see Delta and KLM on here lol
"I don't want to get ON the plane. I want to get IN the plane!" - George Carlin
Needed to have Air Canada in there coming by every 20 minutes to remind you that you are delayed because...something.
And telling you that in English and French
What about Porter and WestJet?
When we moved from Hawaii to the mainland, we ended up having to go with Alaska, too, so that hit home. Lol. They were the only ones willing to let me bring my bunny on the plane.
I am glad you brought your bunny along and I hope you are both doing well, your bunny and you.
@@lemurlover7975 Thank you for your kind words! Unfortunately he passed almost two years ago, but he had a long, happy life with us. Still miss him, though. ♥️ I hope you’re doing well, too.
dude living in washington i literally know people who work for alaska, and to be honest like a lot of flights i've been on are through them. the door thing was kinda bad though.
@@theemperorsnake1679 I have no complaints about Alaska, they were good to us. Unlike United, who told us I could bring my bunny and then after we bought the tickets they changed their tune and suddenly he wasn’t allowed on board. 😑 The only good thing I’ll say about United is that we found out they’d changed their minds quickly enough that we were able to cancel the tickets before being charged.
The Pilot-speak had me rolling.
British Airways offers a free bo-o of wah-ah! How could you pass that up? Virgini Airlines" first time.🤣🤣 Hilarious pilot voice, too!😆🙌💜
haha thanks, the pilot voice is my favorite part
Are we just gonna ignore DELTA, the GOLD STANDARD of airlines??
Delta is amazing
Delta is always my first choice
Delta probably threatened to sue if they were included. (Though their pre-flight safety videos are stupidly funny.)
Not much wrong with delta tbh, except the price
Skymiles member here, and also they are the gold standard and their safety videos are funny
LOLOL IM A FLIGHT ATTENDANT WATCHING THIS WITH POPCORN
As a pilot for Alaska Airlines, welcome aboard !!
You know it's an amazing Friday when Frank posts a new video 🤗
Thank you for making our Fridays even better!
Very accurate for United and American! United links up with Lufhansa for a lot of transatlantic flights, and they're great together, too.
Also love the Mullet on American guy!😂
So, is he a rock star?
@@ABCEasyas--from the 80s
"I don't think he's actually saying words--"
"You're going to be hearing that every 20 minutes!"
Bye Felicia!
You can tell that Frank hasn't been to Europe because Ryanair and Wizzair never got a mention 😂
His honeymoon was in Italy :-)
I flew RyanAi- sorry The Kraft Macaroni And Cheese Planes once and never again
@@AdorableOracleHis teeth haven’t rattled out of his head from the landing, so he must not have flown Ryanair
They were both in the script but had to get cut for time!
He said "buffet" with an actual "T" at the end! 😂😂😂😂
Yep either you risk your life or your wallet when you fly lol! Love all the airlines! The pilot slurring took me out.😂
Too bad he didn't meet Delta. That was always my favorite
The French Mile High Club made me literally laugh out loud.
That was funny. I laughed out loud when it was followed by Virgin Airlines.
So glad I'm watching this right before my first flight in 12 years.
Go watch some 74 Gear. Kelsey will set your mind at ease. Probably.
I love how you’re so creative!😂 Keep it up and American Airlines is so funny and true!
He just needed to say “YOU are why we fly” and imitate the creepy as hell safety instructions video.
Edit: After watching that 6 times in one trip, I’ve had enough
Why are you brandishing a weapon 😹💀
I clicked this faster than your flight can get cancelled
I was expecting a poke at Boeing given the whole controversy around them rn. Kinda surprised it wasn't brought up.
"There's no one more honest and trustworthy than us. Our transparency is to die for."
well, FJ dont wanna shoot himself in the head, i think
They’re a manufacturer, not an airline.
Boeing should be recognizable thu Alaska skit, door falling off,etc. Alaska uses Boeing 737's
Lol.
I just flew southwest, didn't experience any one fighting on my flights, thank God.
But leg room was the best for an economy flight.
You're totally right about UNITED though, regular seating is BRUTAL
I have always had good flights with Southwest.
Don’t forget that Spirit somehow always manages to take off late
bro where did these steryotypes come from.
And everyone claps when they land because it's a miracle.
Flew Spirit. Airbus nice plane On time. Attention to safety. Unlike Alaska flight
"Welcome aboard. And for those of you who said you'd never fly with Spirit again, welcome back."
Kept thinking “where’s Delta?” 😂
KLM-“You can bring your pet or service animal, but ONLY if you verbally confirm that you’ll leave them there to die in case of any emergency. Now say it! SAY IT!”
The music was absolutely spot on, as was the mullet, and when the brawny-sultry-Bri'ish army of Europeans appeared on the scene, I couldn't keep it together any longer. 😄 Thank you for making us smile, sir, I love your videos!
“Yes,…chief?” never sounded so eerie & friendly at the same time, lol! 😂 Not sure why, but that last line from Alaska Airlines really made me chuckle. :) What a great character study of these airlines!! Another knock out of the park! 🎉
Me: ok, gotta study, no distractions--
Brain: a StRanGer's CoMe tO ToWn
I'm surprised you didn't include Qantas. "Strewth mate, we're the only airline in the world that's never crashed a plane before!"
Actually they ruined that record a few years ago sorry to tell you.
QANTAS is still the king of airlines. They treat every passenger like royalty.
The segue from Air France to Virgin 🤣🤣🤣 so glad I’m a frequent flyer of this channel! 😆
Spirit would lack the spirit.
Love your skits!
Airbus: "Oh, wow, there's just two of us?! That doesn't feel right."
Boeing: "Agreed; you'll have to die."
Airbus: "NOT IF I KILL YOU FIRST!"
If Frank James was an airport, there'd be a lot of women out there that would land on it, ya know, lol.
I’ve heard some women say he’s kinda cute. If you like handsome men with green eyes and a lovely smile.
You didn't even say something against Lufthansa xD
At first, I was hoping to see QANTAS. Then, you did an English accent for British Airways, and I realised I probably shouldn't want to watch you try an Aussie accent. 😂
He'll be right mate.
My dad travels frequently out of the country and as a kid, I would go on an airplane at least once a year (within the US, but still definitely more than usual). I mainly used Delta, American, and Southwest.
This was so accurate it was sad I’ll update when my dad watches it.
My dad’s response: “lol”
Alaska: And you don't even have to fly the MAX. Our OTHER 737s were delivered when Boeing actually had good quality
This is HILARIOUS!!! 😂 As an airline crew member, you had me belly laughing. GENIUS!!! Love all your videos. Thanks for making us laugh. 👍👍
That’s why I go Delta when I can.
Lufthansa is actually pretty good internationally too.
"BO-ULL A WOR-AH!" hahahaha. Love it.
As a Cajun, Air France speaks to me, mon ami.
1:32 as a brit myself, i can confidently say i have no idea what a boh-oh-oh-woh-oh is
Bottle of water with the Ron Weasley accent, whichever one that is.
@@evilsharkey8954 thank you
I could imagine United saying “if you don’t like it we’ll drag you for no extra charge”
I loved the French airline changing the mile to kilometers!
JetBlue walks in: hey you want a good flight for 100$ no catch. frank: ok
I'm french and the part in french was hilarious 😂
Good accent by the way
I would have to fly American just to hear the pilot...love the hair, brother!!! 😂😂🤣😂
It’s ACTUALLY all that. I can NEVER hear what they’re saying!
This was a good idea. I don't know why but "the rest of the plane" being in air (no pun intended) quotes was the funniest part.
Love it. :D Of course, the German Lufthansa comes across as rather aggressive. Why does everyone think we Germans are like that? 🤣 Yes, we're on our toes... but... yeah... I don't think Lufthansa is a bad choice. :D
Greetings to all
A German INFJ
I had layovers in Frankfurt. Your airport people were rather aggressive!
1930s and 1940s
The End
@@jrmetmoi I know the world think we are just like that. 😅 That's really sad.
I swear, I've flown with that pilot on many occasions...eerie!
I have flown a lot, and this is so perfectly accurate. The only one you forgot was KLM
The American pilot's accent killed me 🤣. The heck was that gut saying 😂
That was great! 😂 Perfect fit with the personalities!
You should’ve made the Spirit guy sound like a mafia gangster.
that EMIRATES got me. 😂
My brain struggles to think of a route that would have all of those carriers as options 😂
Not *FRONTIER* dog cages!!!!! I legit lost my cereal, haha
It's true though, the prices are quite competitive and customer service is also accommodating. I even have a favorite seat on the plane which resembles Harry Potter's broom closet.
This was just the comedy that I didn't know I needed this morning!🤣😂
United and their upgrading for more legroom/pay more for “preferred seating” 😂❤ Southwest used to be one of the best until the delays and lost luggage fiascos
That was well done! I rarely laugh at online humor, but this was sharp, quick, smart, and funny.
Choose Lao airlines, when the plane drives away for take-off the ground staff will line up and bow and wave to you. It is the only airline that will make you feel so appreciated.
A free bo-oa o wo-oa is definitely nice 🙌🏼
For United, you shoud’ve made the guy accept the flight, then United say ‘Great! Oh sorry, we’re overbooked, now GET OUT!’
That eagle screech every time American came on screen!!!🤣
Air Koryo : If you are looking for a stress free flight, choose Air Koryo, where you can experience ancient soviet aeroplanes and best of all we never have any accidents since 1983.
This is a joke.
😂🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂🤣😂🤣🤣
I mean... They never had any issues since 1983.. Kinda makes them one of the best...
Wait
This is a real airline?
@@Dragonfruit079_YT Yes it is !
British Airways: there was a spot of fog on the runway this morning. There's going to be a 3 delay on your connecting flight.
Three hours?
No three days. We've also lost your luggage. But in three days you'll be safely arriving in Vancouver.
My destination is Las Vegas.
Was.... unless you want to wait another 12 hours to change your flight on a computer system we haven't updated since before the BBC Micro came out.
Nah southwest doesn’t end in a brawl BUT RYANAIR DOES😂
Thank you for the friday laugh, Frank 😂😂
omg this is so timely considering i'm taking a flight tomorrow morning! thanks for the vid!
I’m thankful I’ve never had a bad experience with a airline
DELTA:
Don’t
Expect
Lavish
Travel
Accommodations
The pilot's voice! 😂 every 20 minutes though 😅 love Frontier with the sign attached to his beard 😄 ''what do you mean the rest of the plane?'' lol, I liked Alaska too, all wrapped up warm with his wrench lol
Lmaooo.
Missed watching your vids
The SPIRIT guy forgot to up charge for his required 👷🏼♂️head gear and boxing gloves. 🥊👊🏼
As a European, my Lufthansa flights have always been late, British Airways refused to help when I got stranded in Sweden and stole my money, and Ryanair is the wooooorst airline of all time.
😂 being from N.M. I love the Southwest airlines ref. People are unhinged here no joke. If our little city of albuquerque was as big as NY or Chicago we'd be the highest crime rate in the country.
The pilot announcement mumbling is killing me.. 😂😂
Two words, Mr James: Air Canada!!
Staff has a chip the size of Prince Edward Island on their shoulders!
You should make If “Railroads Were People”.
Sad but true glad your here to put it in perspective 👍
This is the video I wanted but never realized I needed it
PS: Emirates was so accurate 😂
The logic circle of considering Spirit after **vowing to NEVER fly Spirit again after that last flight** is spot on.
Need to find a way to like this vid twice.