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  • Watch Episode one of Season 3 of Mind Field for Free: • The Cognitive Tradeoff...
    Watch Mind Field's Episode on Isolation for Free: • Isolation - Mind Field...
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    Loneliest Place on The Internet (0:08)
    loneliest-place-on-the-interne...
    UCLA Loneliness Scale (1:13)
    psychcentral.com/cgi-bin/lone...
    How Extreme Isolation Warps the Mind (2:02)
    www.bbc.com/future/story/20140...
    How Long is a Minute (2:16)
    toggl.com/time-perception-game/
    Solitary confinement simulator (3:18)
    • Solitary Confinement i...
    Auditory Hallucinations (3:50)
    • Auditory Hallucination...
    Hosted by
    Jake Roper
    Written and Edited by
    Hannah Canetti
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    VFX by
    Eric Langlay
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    Music by Jake Chudnow
    ( / jakechudnow )
    and Jack Merline
    (merlinsounds.bandcamp.com)
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  • @dingsauce
    @dingsauce  Před 5 lety +2122

    I'm never alone when I have you

  • @jerry3790
    @jerry3790 Před 5 lety +1235

    Jake cries subtly for help in every episode he is in.

    • @Jokubasinc
      @Jokubasinc Před 5 lety +65

      "subtly"

    • @Adama.1
      @Adama.1 Před 5 lety +6

      @@Jokubasinc ''Jokubasinc''

    • @astrodoc1
      @astrodoc1 Před 5 lety +33

      I bet there's a storyline to go with this that has yet to be uncovered.

    • @thenderyoshi
      @thenderyoshi Před 5 lety +33

      VsAuCe LoRe

    • @Zanziebar
      @Zanziebar Před 5 lety

      V has come to...

  • @just-a-silly-goofy-guy
    @just-a-silly-goofy-guy Před 5 lety +1672

    DONG’s entire audience - cool story can relate

    • @itsmesenor2291
      @itsmesenor2291 Před 5 lety +9

      yes kremit I can tll considering I see you in the comments of every video ever

    • @Organelles
      @Organelles Před 5 lety +3

      IT'S SHECK WES AND I'M GETTING REALLY RICH

    • @tupapasote
      @tupapasote Před 5 lety +1

      Hello Kermit, big fan. Loved your book 12 rules for life. Keep up with the good work

    • @esteban_osman
      @esteban_osman Před 5 lety +1

      Why is this true?

    • @benb4728
      @benb4728 Před 5 lety

      @@esteban_osman "Lonely Dong" do the math.

  • @grotoy123
    @grotoy123 Před 5 lety +597

    "Lonely" - thumbnail of right hand
    HMmMmMmmm

  • @thomasturner6980
    @thomasturner6980 Před 5 lety +752

    Ad before video: help prevent pregnancy

  • @EndiXIV
    @EndiXIV Před 5 lety +114

    The title “Lonely” with a picture of a hand
    Subtle, DONG, subtle

    • @bb-boys4147
      @bb-boys4147 Před 12 dny

      I dont really... get it. Can someone explain it to me?

  • @fischX
    @fischX Před 5 lety +276

    Took the test:
    Extreme loneliness.
    Proposed solution:
    It's unhealthy to stay like this - I should Talk to people.
    Oh thank you computer for this great advice.

    • @CircumcisionIsChildAbuse
      @CircumcisionIsChildAbuse Před 5 lety +4

      haha i know right, i got a 35 on that test. XD but I think im more content with being alone.

    • @paulburca4491
      @paulburca4491 Před 5 lety

      So why are you still online?

    • @twowords2396
      @twowords2396 Před 5 lety +6

      How talk to people

    • @DJNHmusic
      @DJNHmusic Před 5 lety +3

      Or you could, you know, try and learn to be content on your own. It's not easy but it's very rewarding.

    • @it-s-a-mystery
      @it-s-a-mystery Před 5 lety +7

      We are talking right now, hi! How are you, fischX? What's your favourite food? I'm eating some pork dumplings I bought from Chinatown yesterday right now, but my favourite food is homemade lasagna with lots of fresh spinach and basil.

  • @surayaa5680
    @surayaa5680 Před 5 lety +12

    "High bloodpressure, depression and alcoholism"
    my 3 moods

  • @brokenacoustic
    @brokenacoustic Před 5 lety +40

    "I'm not lonely, I'm just alone"

  • @HTPCYMC
    @HTPCYMC Před 5 lety +388

    I can relate to this video on a spiritual level

  • @StickMaster500
    @StickMaster500 Před 5 lety +239

    A video we can all relate to

  • @Phychologik
    @Phychologik Před 5 lety +144

    Imagine not being alone.
    This comment was brought to you by the 30 & up on the loneliness quiz gang.
    Edit: got 33 so my comment still stands

  • @alenime0415
    @alenime0415 Před 5 lety +11

    I use my right hand when i'm alone im my house.

  • @Agu_Ra
    @Agu_Ra Před 5 lety +17

    From the thumbnail it was obvious to me that it's going to be Jake's video, lol.

    • @lexan2777
      @lexan2777 Před 5 lety +1

      From the title it was obvious to me that it's going to be Jake's video, lol.

  • @268snake
    @268snake Před 5 lety +2

    video title: " -lonely- "
    thumbnail: hand
    i know exactly what this video is gonna be about.

  • @roszymek
    @roszymek Před 5 lety +98

    35 loneliness points. Not good :l

  • @SoulStyx
    @SoulStyx Před 5 lety +29

    very lonely dongs...

  • @termeownator
    @termeownator Před 5 lety +7

    When them fellas walked on the moon, the one that had to stay behind in the rocket while the other two went walking about, he was the loneliest man... in the world...

    • @sakurahonda9245
      @sakurahonda9245 Před 5 lety +1

      Technically the loneliest man in space

    • @termeownator
      @termeownator Před 5 lety +2

      Ha, yeah, I was quoting my boy Karl, or trying to... didn't pull up the actual video or podcast

    • @sakurahonda9245
      @sakurahonda9245 Před 5 lety +1

      Also I'm pretty sure it was also mentioned in the VSauce1 video of the same name

    • @termeownator
      @termeownator Před 5 lety +2

      @@sakurahonda9245 And if for some reason beyond understanding you've not checked out the Ricky Gervais Show, the HBO animated version or the original podcasts, you owe it to yourself to check em out, they're brilliant

    • @potatopotato4802
      @potatopotato4802 Před 5 lety

      He was alone, but he didn't feel lonely.

  • @chrisreid3812
    @chrisreid3812 Před 5 lety +1

    Dear Michael, The free episodes of Mind Field are some of the best videos I've ever seen. I really hope they lead to a TV or Netflix deal or something, because CZcams Red/premium is not reaching the audience it deserves. Anyway keep making awesome content and I have no doubt you'll hit it big. You're awesome.

  • @BlueMastic
    @BlueMastic Před 5 lety

    Thank you for showing me the time-perception-game, it's magnificent. This really made me think about time.

  • @shaiberkovich5477
    @shaiberkovich5477 Před 5 lety +18

    I am lonely there
    Or am I?

  • @_M27_
    @_M27_ Před 5 lety +4

    Lonely i'm mister lonely i got nobody to call my own

  • @ghoulgirl99
    @ghoulgirl99 Před 4 lety +1

    what a video to stumble on during the quarantine

  • @KnownNiche1999
    @KnownNiche1999 Před 5 lety +1

    Please wake up Michael, Vsause needs him

  • @axouru
    @axouru Před 5 lety +167

    I bless your day person scrolling through the comments.

  • @jberger94
    @jberger94 Před 5 lety +11

    When you do the Loneliness Quiz and you score 37.

  • @frama1122
    @frama1122 Před 5 lety +1

    One is the loneliest number

  • @Meneb
    @Meneb Před 5 lety

    I'd really love to see a Vsauce 3 episode on this topic. I think you could do something amazing with it, Jake!

  • @thomasturner6980
    @thomasturner6980 Před 5 lety +58

    LPOTI - Loniest Place on the Internet

  • @fellowneighborniba7458
    @fellowneighborniba7458 Před 5 lety +12

    Who else got more than 30 points in loneliness scale ?

  • @shadycactus6146
    @shadycactus6146 Před 5 lety +1

    man he only played like 3 seconds of that hallucinations video and it still made me profoundly uncomfortable

  • @kermitdamemegod___9590
    @kermitdamemegod___9590 Před 5 lety +2

    My Dong is very lonely

  • @kwanelesosibo3293
    @kwanelesosibo3293 Před 5 lety +4

    Not sure if Jake actually needs help or ?

  • @Sieger1
    @Sieger1 Před 5 lety +28

    -lonely- gang rise up

  • @supman2600
    @supman2600 Před 5 lety

    I'm so happy to hear Shallow Anne in a Vsauce video !

  • @Conquerorsmindset
    @Conquerorsmindset Před 5 lety +1

    I appear to already experience some of these symptoms

  • @YoshimieYutaka
    @YoshimieYutaka Před 5 lety +9

    According to the scale, I have a 35 and am extremely lonely.

    • @umanglunia2194
      @umanglunia2194 Před 5 lety

      Dont worry im there for u

    • @LordMajicus
      @LordMajicus Před 5 lety +1

      I also scored a 35. It's easy to tell someone to reach out to others, but it's hard to want to bother doing so knowing there isn't really anything they can do to help you.

    • @eggrollsoup
      @eggrollsoup Před 5 lety

      LordMajicus Well I kind of have a problem with both reaching out to people and then holding a conversation with them

  • @edibleapeman2
    @edibleapeman2 Před 5 lety +5

    I scored a 31 on that loneliness test. The only reason I’m saying that here is because I don’t have anyone to talk to about it.

  • @jairusr5272
    @jairusr5272 Před 5 lety

    He always does that pause and then suddenly resumes it’s so funny

  • @handitover.
    @handitover. Před 5 lety

    Those auditory illusions man... I don’t think I’ve ever felt fear as severe as I had when you started playing them

    • @lourainevillalon3852
      @lourainevillalon3852 Před 3 lety

      same, i was more creeped out by a 10 second audio clip than every horror movie ever made by mankind combined

  • @mayaild3999
    @mayaild3999 Před 5 lety +11

    Firstly, I like the video, then I watch it.

  • @zutru
    @zutru Před 5 lety +3

    Boi, that outro was LOUD...

  • @annacatton5929
    @annacatton5929 Před 5 lety

    Lonely but not alone. Banger of a song.

  • @kris112567
    @kris112567 Před 5 lety +1

    I spent whole week in total darkness, my sense of time was kickoffed too. Amazing experience tho..

  • @i-win
    @i-win Před 5 lety +5

    *We're ALL lonely*

  • @lilllwizzzle
    @lilllwizzzle Před 5 lety +15

    I feel attacked

  • @brunosouza3326
    @brunosouza3326 Před 5 lety

    Just as i was felling completely lonely, perfect timing.

  • @dat_dudedustin1823
    @dat_dudedustin1823 Před 2 lety

    "I'm jake and i'm so glad you're here"
    *Leaves*

  • @mirceacrafter1362
    @mirceacrafter1362 Před 5 lety +7

    i got 29 :)...... :/..... :(

  • @ChessMasteryOfficial
    @ChessMasteryOfficial Před 5 lety +30

    *If you don't design your own life plan, chances are you'll fall into someone else's plan. And guess what they have planned for you? Not much. ^^*

    • @ooch
      @ooch Před 5 lety +8

      epic gamer moments.

    • @Sensiav703
      @Sensiav703 Před 5 lety +2

      But do you truly design your own life plan, or are you a slave to your previous experiences and make decisions based on those, whatever they may be? 🤔

    • @JerehmiaBoaz
      @JerehmiaBoaz Před 5 lety

      Free after Helmuth von Moltke the Elder: no life plan survives contact with real life.

    • @CircumcisionIsChildAbuse
      @CircumcisionIsChildAbuse Před 5 lety +2

      +discovery your awesomeness - precisely why religion is slavery.

    • @captainkillassist
      @captainkillassist Před 5 lety +2

      This really makes you think about how we live in a society

  • @INAVACL
    @INAVACL Před 5 lety

    Dude there was a moment in the first ep of mind field where poor mike almost lost it and... that made it so worth it

  • @MisterBrickFilms
    @MisterBrickFilms Před 5 lety

    I once spent two weeks straight locked in my flat writing my final paper for my degree.
    Thankfully my Mom called every day and I had my Internet connection, but it's still one of the worst experiences of my whole life (I rate it very closely to depression). During the last days I indeed heard a few things that I supposed weren't real, mostly knocks at my door.
    When I was finally able to go out and see people, getting back to my flat made me feel physically sick. I had to move every piece of furniture to create a new environment for my mind.
    TLDR: Don't stay lonely, that's bad.

  • @thomasturner6980
    @thomasturner6980 Před 5 lety +62

    Technically everybody's lonely unless they're being touched

    • @daskrumelmonster3241
      @daskrumelmonster3241 Před 5 lety +47

      technically you can't touch anything

    • @BigCalGotADraco
      @BigCalGotADraco Před 5 lety +2

      czcams.com/video/yE8rkG9Dw4s/video.html

    • @sukhrajsingh466
      @sukhrajsingh466 Před 5 lety +6

      Thomas Turner everybody’s alone*

    • @MetaDecker
      @MetaDecker Před 5 lety +6

      @@BigCalGotADraco I use that as an excuse to pester my wife by poking her. "But I'm not actually poking you.."

    • @ultimaxkom8728
      @ultimaxkom8728 Před 5 lety +2

      @@daskrumelmonster3241 technically you can't know that you can't touch anything
      *X-File Theme.mp3*

  • @yatint9665
    @yatint9665 Před 5 lety +40

    I score a 24 on the loneliness test. What's yours?

  • @justadude6910
    @justadude6910 Před 5 lety

    I love you man keep up with the good videos

  • @knower1514
    @knower1514 Před 5 lety

    I clicked on a random video to check if it wasn’t my headphones and just the video with the unbalanced audio. I’m glad I came here, with working headphones.

  • @leetster6303
    @leetster6303 Před 5 lety +16

    omg im so early but i have no idea what to comment

    • @adityanair8692
      @adityanair8692 Před 5 lety

      Yeah. Been there. Waaaayyyy too often.

    • @MetaDecker
      @MetaDecker Před 5 lety +2

      Easy! Say sorry and try again later, but next time with more foreplay.

    • @paulburca4491
      @paulburca4491 Před 5 lety

      Just say 'almost first'.

    • @gabor6259
      @gabor6259 Před 5 lety +1

      beanTinCan, what about not commenting then?

  • @EARFQ
    @EARFQ Před 5 lety +7

    Dude, this is cool and all, but I really need the maths homework. If I don’t get it the teacher is putting me in detention please bro.

  • @tabcat
    @tabcat Před 5 lety

    One of my English teachers once told the class that the defining trait of a writer is the desire to be alone.

  • @joenormanmusic
    @joenormanmusic Před 5 lety +1

    “Very lonely dong” was my nickname in high school.

  • @kayexbeats
    @kayexbeats Před 5 lety +1

    The title sums up my entire life

  • @rickscandon
    @rickscandon Před 5 lety

    That episode of Minefield, and most of them really, was pretty good.

  • @yungstallion2201
    @yungstallion2201 Před 5 lety +1

    I don't feel lonely watching Vsause and DONG

  • @CryptPixel
    @CryptPixel Před 5 lety

    I love seeing jake! Thanks for hosting this DONG!

  • @Seebu
    @Seebu Před 5 lety +1

    Lonely DONGS is the alternate name for Chatroulette.

  • @Hentaichief
    @Hentaichief Před 5 lety

    The monkey might win the challenge but Michael will always win my heart

  • @ryanfiocca
    @ryanfiocca Před 5 lety

    Jake doesn’t have a widow’s peak, he has a window’s mountain.

  • @benparsons4979
    @benparsons4979 Před 5 lety

    Jesus Christ that zoom in on his face I was not prepared for

  • @misteroof
    @misteroof Před 5 lety

    I just realized this is a name of an original Vsauce video.

  • @phelanii4444
    @phelanii4444 Před 5 lety

    That auditory hallucination audio is haunting. Made me feel very uncomfortable... So, thanks for digging that up, off to creep out my sister :D

  • @nicoladiggins9496
    @nicoladiggins9496 Před 4 lety +1

    This video means a whole lot more at the moment...

  • @seasonedgore7231
    @seasonedgore7231 Před 5 lety

    I enjoy being alone, the feeling of being bored comes by fast, and a neat paper sheet and a few pencils lets me expand myself to the farthest planet, or to the futuristic battles of humans and an infectious alien race. But people are cool too

  • @DraKul78
    @DraKul78 Před 3 lety

    21 loneliness points. Thank you, Vsauce team!

  • @gandalfgaertner
    @gandalfgaertner Před 5 lety

    Those desperate calls for help... I'm worried about you, Jake!

  • @ismetalikk
    @ismetalikk Před 4 lety +1

    I got 22 on the test.
    The thing is I don't really feel lonely. I like being alone, doing things alone and going somewhere alone. I feel more free to do things I want.

  • @RazzlePhoxx
    @RazzlePhoxx Před 5 lety

    I wonder if the phenomenon of counting time slower in isolation is a mental to make it feel like you haven't been isolated for as long as you have

  • @broskydoodle6697
    @broskydoodle6697 Před 5 lety +1

    That thumbnail + the title
    _Nice_

  • @goneutt
    @goneutt Před 5 lety

    Yeah, from your thumbnail, you're never alone when Rosy Palm and her five sisters are around.

  • @user-qv2mt9qe1k
    @user-qv2mt9qe1k Před 5 lety +1

    Why did I just get a notification for this video now?

  • @hirvielain9013
    @hirvielain9013 Před 5 lety

    Thanks for the auditory hallucination sneak peek, I didn't want to sleep anyway...

  • @MisterIncog
    @MisterIncog Před 5 lety

    I'm never alone when I have DONG and Vsause team

  • @Micro.
    @Micro. Před 5 lety +1

    Now this is epic

  • @mario7049
    @mario7049 Před 5 lety

    Love the Title-Thumbnail combo, New dong idea?

  • @amino-acid
    @amino-acid Před 5 lety

    "And we're gonna be looking at some very lonely dongs"
    -Jake Roper 2018

  • @SnowmansApartment
    @SnowmansApartment Před 5 lety

    Thumbnail + Title = „I‘m not lonely, i have my right hand..“

  • @dpdqsqns43
    @dpdqsqns43 Před 5 lety

    that feeling when u have anxiety but always feel lonely tho

  • @vowel2562
    @vowel2562 Před 5 lety

    The entire team of vsauce is an SCP change my mind

  • @sophiedufresne7459
    @sophiedufresne7459 Před 5 lety

    Who else thought of Michael's isolation experiment from his season 1 episode 1 (the free episode) CZcams red series when he started talking about isolation?

  • @TheSuperCoolMan122
    @TheSuperCoolMan122 Před 5 lety

    that quiz is basically one question: do you feel lonely? No Yes Sometimes

  • @petersloan5737
    @petersloan5737 Před 5 lety

    Haha! Love the end! 😂

  • @thatoneobject4182
    @thatoneobject4182 Před 5 lety

    Took that loneliness quiz and I aced it

  • @Schoko4craft
    @Schoko4craft Před 5 lety

    2:24 when clicking on the top left you can select other modes where you have to count to 60 seconds while defusing a bomb for example. I was off by 4 seconds but also forgot to click the button when i was at 68

  • @romaincredibilis3033
    @romaincredibilis3033 Před 5 lety

    Thanks for making an episode all about me, it means a lot

  • @surge127
    @surge127 Před 5 lety

    bro u just had to upload this while i’m in school😤

  • @Notorious911x
    @Notorious911x Před 5 lety

    Cool 5 mins ad for Mind Field

  • @JamesKelly-tn2oz
    @JamesKelly-tn2oz Před 5 lety

    It's not lonely when the vsauce community all go and visit it...

  • @ChrisaMavraki
    @ChrisaMavraki Před 5 lety +2

    A question I always had about ayditory hallucinations was if these voices you hear are your own inner voice or do you perceive them as other people's voices?

    • @baadlyrics8705
      @baadlyrics8705 Před 2 lety

      Its too complex to answer that in one definitive answer without any more info but over 90% of the time its perceived as other voices coming from your own head.. So, most of the time people will know its coming out their own head but its not the standard inner voice, its someone/something else talking to you. But thats just generally speaking, as it depends on so many factors

  • @robykore
    @robykore Před 5 lety

    I can relate to the title.

  • @starspawn507
    @starspawn507 Před 5 lety

    the quiz said I am extremely lonely
    the more you know

  • @abhilashpaul4371
    @abhilashpaul4371 Před 5 lety

    That title and thumbnail makes me feel nostalgic