I kidnapped Lin-Manuel Miranda and forced him to make a musical about Benjamin Franklin

[Verse 1]
Yo, listen up, I'm Benjimin Franklin, rockin' the mic
I fly my kite, I'm electric, y'all know the hype
Invented bifocals, lightning rod, and the stove
Got the wisdom to match, I leave you all in awe (yeah, yeah)
[Verse 2]
I'm the OG with the printing press and the pen
Wrote the Declaration, Independence, my friend
I'm a diplomat, I negotiate with finesse
And don't forget, I was quite the ladies' man, I confess (oh yeah)
[Chorus]
I'm Benjimin Franklin, the founding father supreme
Inventing, achieving, and livin' the dream
From the streets of Philly to the halls of fame
I'm the history-making legend, remember the name

[@Astero_Sirenia]

This is the second most out of nowhere post from watermelon girl

[@TheMightyPALADIN]

It gets weirder...

[@Oreca2005]

This is the most out of nowhere post you’ve done bruv

[@TheMightyPALADIN]

IT WASN'T ME, IT WAS WATERMELON GIRL!

[@ReeseyPop]

How much are the tickets for the musical 🤨

[@TheMightyPALADIN]

1 million dollars!
Or just some merch of Denji from chainsaw man but it's around the same worth...