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  • čas přidán 1. 12. 2023
  • Contestants (Emma Stone, Heidi Gardner, Punkie Johnson) compete in a game of Question Quest.
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  • @jessetorres8738
    @jessetorres8738 Před 6 měsíci +8585

    In case anyone is curious, I looked it up & yes Charles Darwin (1809-1882) & Steve Irwin (1962-2006) did in fact own the same tortious. Harriet The Galapagos Tortoise was born in 1830, she was collected by Charles Darwin in 1835, she lived in England after Darwin died, she was later transported to Australia, & she died in the Beerwah, Australia Zoo under the ownership of Steve Irwin in 2006 at the age of 175.

    • @ramirezproductions0826
      @ramirezproductions0826 Před 6 měsíci +357

      Wow, thanks for the info! Learn something new day! 😊

    • @Jain1906
      @Jain1906 Před 6 měsíci +242

      ​@@wesleytwiggs7687 It's not.

    • @windowbreezes
      @windowbreezes Před 6 měsíci +103

      damn, what a tortoise life

    • @mcrosby2013
      @mcrosby2013 Před 6 měsíci +42

      Remember when everybody just watched snl .fun fun times oh shit I don't have health insurance.

    • @steveconn
      @steveconn Před 6 měsíci +10

      You have much time on your hands.

  • @LoganWH8
    @LoganWH8 Před 6 měsíci +6367

    “Then kill him tough guy, you won’t.” And “because it was done to me.” Really brought me back to those Bill Hader game show sketches.

    • @x3dfritz0
      @x3dfritz0 Před 6 měsíci +195

      "you wont" really sells it 🤣

    • @asynchronicity
      @asynchronicity Před 6 měsíci +132

      Agree….this cast is starting to catch that vibe, which is good

    • @deannas2778
      @deannas2778 Před 6 měsíci +29

      I had to replay that part because I couldn't stop laughing 😂

    • @brandonwirtz2308
      @brandonwirtz2308 Před 6 měsíci +37

      Yeah, but he doesnt have the same feeling to him the Bill Hader had. Not yet, anyways.

    • @chonqmonk
      @chonqmonk Před 6 měsíci +3

      @@deannas2778 Seriously?

  • @joshifereverlark8605
    @joshifereverlark8605 Před 6 měsíci +900

    "It's YOUR tortoise?" *"NO. It's your tortoise."* had me rolling

  • @sgrant4558
    @sgrant4558 Před 6 měsíci +2237

    "Then kill him, tough guy. You won't." 😂 Longfellow is great as a game show host!

    • @kennybegeske8824
      @kennybegeske8824 Před 6 měsíci +7

      I Like To See Molly Kearney Tried

    • @yellowblanka6058
      @yellowblanka6058 Před 6 měsíci +11

      Yeah, he's giving Hader a run for his money in that regard.

    • @djshibascream
      @djshibascream Před 6 měsíci +16

      @@yellowblanka6058 NO ONE is giving Hader a run for his money EVER

    • @therockbottom5256
      @therockbottom5256 Před 6 měsíci +3

      ⁠@@djshibascreamwrong. Longfellow is.

    • @jondunmore4268
      @jondunmore4268 Před 6 měsíci +4

      He's no Bill Hader. And never ever ever ever will be.

  • @terrencefletcher1067
    @terrencefletcher1067 Před 6 měsíci +937

    He's got young Bill Hader vibes, love the chaotic gameshow host trope!

    • @MatthewTheWanderer
      @MatthewTheWanderer Před 6 měsíci +53

      Yes, and they look enough alike that he could play Bill Hader's son in a skit!

    • @TheKrazysexykool
      @TheKrazysexykool Před 6 měsíci +11

      He certainly does

    • @user-ve1bc2sj1j
      @user-ve1bc2sj1j Před 6 měsíci +22

      miss bill so much😢😢😢😢😢

    • @MoonbearStartiger
      @MoonbearStartiger Před 6 měsíci +26

      He's the hybrid of Mulaney and Hader!!!

    • @MatthewTheWanderer
      @MatthewTheWanderer Před 6 měsíci +5

      @@user-ve1bc2sj1j He's awesome! But, he's hosted since he left the show and might come back someday.

  • @laalaa99stl
    @laalaa99stl Před 6 měsíci +560

    "Because it was done to me" is the reason for so many of this world's problems. 😔

    • @ronaldschild157
      @ronaldschild157 Před 6 měsíci +12

      I think that line reveals something about Michael Longfellow and his relationship with his divorced parents. He's revealed in several bits referring to the fact both his parents have remarried often, resulting in a collection of stepparents.

    • @chonqmonk
      @chonqmonk Před 6 měsíci +4

      @@ronaldschild157 Put down the meth pipe. Eat a cheeseburger and sleep. You will thank me later...

    • @BooBuKittyPhuk
      @BooBuKittyPhuk Před 6 měsíci +13

      ​@@ronaldschild157 and evidently he was also really given a tortoise at 6 yrs old... this guy is brilliant. Love his humor

    • @canaisyoung3601
      @canaisyoung3601 Před 3 měsíci +1

      ​@@ronaldschild157Like Christopher Titus (if you ever see his short-lived sitcom on FOX or hear any of his stand-up, he does talk about having a dad who was married and divorced five times. I think his mom -- who was mentally ill and emotionally manipulative -- only married twice, because her second husband was shot to death by her because he beat her up over not having dinner done when he got home from work). Longfellow's parents are just a tamer version of that.

    • @ronaldschild157
      @ronaldschild157 Před 3 měsíci +1

      @@canaisyoung3601 That sounds accurate - Longfellow's informed humor being a tamer version of Titus's. And I do remember Christopher Titus's show on Fox. I watched it frequently, although not every episode. Stacy Keach portrayed his dad. Titus also has a pretty active YT channel.

  • @suziecute9873
    @suziecute9873 Před 6 měsíci +159

    "Why did you do this to me?"
    "Because it was done to me" 😭

  • @tae7x
    @tae7x Před 6 měsíci +1073

    "don't take your pick - take all three, it's three cars" was such a great line 😂 pretty sure there's nothing james can't do

    • @tyrant-den884
      @tyrant-den884 Před 6 měsíci +6

      Half expected them to be some weird money pit cars he was also trying to get rid of.

    • @chonqmonk
      @chonqmonk Před 6 měsíci +2

      If that's true, he should try being funny sometime.

    • @tae7x
      @tae7x Před 6 měsíci +1

      @@chonqmonk you must be great at parties

    • @happyzinny
      @happyzinny Před 6 měsíci

      It’s free real estate!

    • @ChristianGiuseppe
      @ChristianGiuseppe Před 6 měsíci +2

      That was the funniest line for no reason at all

  • @kengeorgejones6855
    @kengeorgejones6855 Před 6 měsíci +1357

    I enjoyed this because, yes, the Bill Hader comparisons are impossible to avoid, but Michael Longfellow adds his own personality quirks, more of an offbeat presence alongside the malevolence. The idea that he's just trying to get rid of this turtle he was forced to take as a child is a great concept.

    • @theultimatereductionist7592
      @theultimatereductionist7592 Před 6 měsíci +21

      When Longfellow does one of his WU characters, I get more of a Norm Macdonald vibe.
      But, yes - doing game show host - definitely Bill Hader.

    • @KingoftheJuice18
      @KingoftheJuice18 Před 6 měsíci +30

      There's less malice than Hader, and more of a "I couldn't give a damn" vibe.

    • @mustafa1name
      @mustafa1name Před 6 měsíci +7

      At the risk of being tortuous, I have to point out that you're turtle-y wrong

    • @LouSpowells
      @LouSpowells Před 6 měsíci +2

      I feel like he's his own unique guy...but also, reminds me of a mixture of Norm MacDonald and Rob Lowe.

    • @Siders2032
      @Siders2032 Před 5 měsíci +1

      ...but Bill Hader is funny...

  • @steveconn
    @steveconn Před 6 měsíci +581

    That tortoise fact about Darwin and Irwin was actually pretty interesting.

    • @chelsealindsay4821
      @chelsealindsay4821 Před 6 měsíci +47

      It feels like one of the writers stumbled across that fact and thought, "I can make a sketch out of this"

    • @EdT.-xt6yv
      @EdT.-xt6yv Před 6 měsíci +4

      That tortoise is the entire skit and 2nd best acting,,,

    • @matteobeach4261
      @matteobeach4261 Před 5 měsíci +7

      Longfellow actually did have a turtoise at age six. He sold it when he moved to New York.

    • @DeathnoteBB
      @DeathnoteBB Před 5 měsíci

      @@chelsealindsay4821Probably. Working backwards is often how things are made

  • @stevenbellah5728
    @stevenbellah5728 Před 6 měsíci +933

    I'll add to the kudos for Michael killing it as the host, but can I add how James absolutely NAILED the speech pattern of the typical game show announcer? Not surprising given his voice talent, but the cadence of each announcement - the loud and long first line followed by the fast talking description, then ending quickly.....I felt like I was home sick from school watching CBS daytime game shows. :)

    • @obcl8569
      @obcl8569 Před 6 měsíci +22

      SAME! It was weirdly, specifically, precisely accurate 😁

    • @junghunt8645
      @junghunt8645 Před 6 měsíci +6

      Big Double Dare or Legends of the Hidden Temple vibes

    • @kengeorgejones6855
      @kengeorgejones6855 Před 6 měsíci +10

      I loved this. Brought back so many memories, especially the overly intense joviality. The best part was "THREE CARS!!!"

    • @metallicamadsam
      @metallicamadsam Před 6 měsíci +5

      Yeah he nailed it, really perfect. As good as will Ferrell or bill hader

    • @Kriistofor
      @Kriistofor Před 6 měsíci +1

      tis a good setup for these 2

  • @alphabrainwave
    @alphabrainwave Před 6 měsíci +155

    Emma Stone: "NOoooOOoo."
    Michael Longfellow: "YES."
    As a 5th grade teacher, this part really spoke to me.

  • @egod555
    @egod555 Před 6 měsíci +587

    Michael actually received a tortoise as a 6 year old (per his standup)!! So glad he got this standup/real life bit made into a perfect sketch!

    • @pcbassoon3892
      @pcbassoon3892 Před 6 měsíci +13

      Does he still have the tortoise?

    • @acehangman617
      @acehangman617 Před 6 měsíci +61

      @@pcbassoon3892 Nope, it's Jenn's...err... Emma's tortoise now.

    • @shayneisbored7455
      @shayneisbored7455 Před 6 měsíci +57

      no, he had to give it away when he moved to new york for snl. speedy is in a new family though! michael posted a picture of him on his instagram story after this sketch

    • @Emilia923
      @Emilia923 Před 6 měsíci +23

      Knowing that makes this funnier

    • @heath2694
      @heath2694 Před 6 měsíci +7

      Was it the actual original speedy who made a cameo in this sketch though? That is the question!

  • @krentzplays
    @krentzplays Před 6 měsíci +1288

    This skit exists purely to show off James' amazing announcer impression and I am here for it

    • @canaisyoung3601
      @canaisyoung3601 Před 6 měsíci +27

      And to try and make Michael Longfellow the next Bill Hader-style game show host and because Lorne asked the local zoo for a tortoise to rent out for a sketch and they said yes. SNL apparently doesn't believe in that old saying of never working with children or animals because they've had both in the near-50 years the show's been on the air.

    • @farhanzafar6129
      @farhanzafar6129 Před 6 měsíci +11

      No it doesn't. He's ripping off Bill Hader's style but can't seem to pull it off.

    • @martinstuvland8620
      @martinstuvland8620 Před 6 měsíci +28

      @@canaisyoung3601 Longfellow is his own guy. And tbh quite good at it. One of the better actors on snl atm.

    • @martinstuvland8620
      @martinstuvland8620 Před 6 měsíci +17

      @@farhanzafar6129 I'm a big fan of Hader. And even though his take is a classic. Bill Hader doesn't have a trademark on the "stereotypical announcer guy". James is doing a good job at it. But if you still want to keep comparing, go ahead.

    • @helenmorgan7767
      @helenmorgan7767 Před 6 měsíci +9

      I liked the wiggly lady displaying the prize. She is hilarious!

  • @tonyblake7569
    @tonyblake7569 Před 6 měsíci +139

    Loved how this turned out to be the one and only episode of the game show, proving that the entire purpose was to get rid of the tortoise.

  • @christofferjenzen78
    @christofferjenzen78 Před 6 měsíci +179

    -"They live for a 190 years!?"
    -"Maybe more. Everyone who studies them die before they do." Honestly,that is some great writing and deserved a bigger laugh. Longfellow is quickly making his mark,his groundhog was perfection.

  • @UnderSide821
    @UnderSide821 Před 6 měsíci +200

    “3 cars.” Hahahahahaha!

    • @blakerice6238
      @blakerice6238 Před 5 měsíci +1

      Those 3 cars as a prize for the sketch used from Saturday Night Live are made by MAZDA.

  • @laalaa99stl
    @laalaa99stl Před 6 měsíci +132

    That fact about Steve Irwin owning Darwin's tortoise is true. 🐢💯+

    • @andrewodell4021
      @andrewodell4021 Před 6 měsíci

      What are the odds on that AND also having the same color penis?

  • @laurenw.8178
    @laurenw.8178 Před 6 měsíci +75

    I love how verbally aggressive Michael got 😂

  • @vrover_
    @vrover_ Před 6 měsíci +249

    Emma stone and Melissa McCarthy are some of my favorite hosts when they’re in because they act so genuine and give a 110% in acting being serious/not breaking character. Even if the sketch itself isn’t funny the good acting is always entertaining

    • @Earthneedsado-over177
      @Earthneedsado-over177 Před 6 měsíci +23

      Emma Stone is such a good actress she really pulls you into her character. I genuinely felt her concern about taking care of a tortoise.

    • @DeathnoteBB
      @DeathnoteBB Před 5 měsíci +2

      For real some of my favorite sketches are Melissa’s!

  • @joerogers1492
    @joerogers1492 Před 6 měsíci +78

    Chloe’s hand movements behind the tortoise at 1:00 were so funny and I wish the camera was on her for longer lol

    • @subject_of_ymir
      @subject_of_ymir Před 6 měsíci +4

      I thought she was Cecily

    • @ellalivingston3947
      @ellalivingston3947 Před 6 měsíci +6

      THANK YOU for saying this. She cracked me up in the smallest role

    • @SarahGFryer
      @SarahGFryer Před 6 měsíci +2

      @@subject_of_ymirme too! She reminds me of her so much

    • @johnf4085
      @johnf4085 Před 4 měsíci

      She's got some legs on her, damn

    • @amandahallman1091
      @amandahallman1091 Před 2 měsíci +1

      And then at 2:00 Molly comes out like the animal handler lol

  • @kerryegan3091
    @kerryegan3091 Před 6 měsíci +58

    “I think you’re thinking of tortilla…” every line of this sketch is gold 😁😁

  • @shayneisbored7455
    @shayneisbored7455 Před 6 měsíci +143

    this is actually based on a true story from longfellow's life! he really has owned a tortise named speedy since he was six years old. he had to give it away when he joined snl, but it's fun to see that speedy made it on air.

  • @Aukejorrit
    @Aukejorrit Před 6 měsíci +165

    Micheal longfellow was an instant win, and has only proven himself more!

  • @drphot6050
    @drphot6050 Před 6 měsíci +16

    Punkie when it comes to random names will never get old... As the tortoise! LOL

  • @rawrpancake
    @rawrpancake Před 6 měsíci +26

    Chloe presenting Speedy is killing me 😂😂😂 love it

  • @williamgriffith6061
    @williamgriffith6061 Před 6 měsíci +60

    This sketch is a 10/10 for me from the moment he says "Then kill him tough guy, you won't"

  • @TheOfficialTarynTots
    @TheOfficialTarynTots Před 6 měsíci +33

    This makes me think of how I got the family bird (a double yellow-headed amazon) that my mama got when I was 6. The bird has been picking on me and calling me names since I was little. I inherited my childhood bully.

  • @Shimmeringsand
    @Shimmeringsand Před 6 měsíci +39

    Michael Longfellow shines here, so cool to see them give him the characters he seems to love

  • @jaebee1121
    @jaebee1121 Před 6 měsíci +70

    Michael Longfellow is a delight. The new cast members in recent years are killing it.

  • @PBWK
    @PBWK Před 6 měsíci +16

    "No its YOUR tortoise" is how I will end arguments now.

  • @anonincog575
    @anonincog575 Před 3 měsíci +4

    "Is it a corn or a flour tortoise?" slayed me.

  • @candizero
    @candizero Před 6 měsíci +98

    Absolutely brilliant sketch!! So happy to see Longfellow leading it too 😁

    • @Axel-ol4gp
      @Axel-ol4gp Před 6 měsíci +3

      I agree, it has all the chops to make the highlight reel!

  • @JohnnyTaxonomy
    @JohnnyTaxonomy Před 6 měsíci +10

    For what it’s worth: The lifespan of a tortoise depends mostly on the species, genetics, and their overall health (obviously). Sulcatas live between 50-150 years. When cared for properly or when in the wild, they max out somewhere toward the middle or lower middle of that distribution.

  • @johnfoerster7533
    @johnfoerster7533 Před 5 dny

    the comedy chemistry between Emma and Michael Longfellow is electrifying- total scream!!!!

  • @flashyturnip7730
    @flashyturnip7730 Před 6 měsíci +18

    "Because it was done to me"
    Pure gold

  • @salemsaberhagen1570
    @salemsaberhagen1570 Před 6 měsíci +14

    Emma's expressions from 4:28 to 4:36 are hilarious but also such great acting.

  • @amarkray01
    @amarkray01 Před 6 měsíci +5

    “NO! He’s YOUR tortoise!” That line took me out. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @CreativeC13
    @CreativeC13 Před 6 měsíci +19

    Longfellow's delivery is always incredible 😂

  • @an-qo6by
    @an-qo6by Před 6 měsíci +30

    The last line. I'm really rooting for him like I always look for him in the sketch he needs more of the spotlight :)

  • @tae7x
    @tae7x Před 6 měsíci +88

    michael makes a great game show host and his spot on update was good too. loved seeing so much of him in the show tonight, easily one of my favorite newer cast members

  • @SophieMaria13
    @SophieMaria13 Před 6 měsíci +23

    JAJ as the prize announcer is so underrated.

  • @user-iv5oj5qn2g
    @user-iv5oj5qn2g Před 6 měsíci +2

    "Dohmer, Bubba, Bippy, Bappy, Dippy-Doppy the fat one dahmer glusifer...."
    😂 😂 I cant.

  • @cleverusername9369
    @cleverusername9369 Před 6 měsíci +15

    James Austin Johnson owns whatever sketch he's in

  • @nicholasgarrick8855
    @nicholasgarrick8855 Před 6 měsíci +41

    Funniest game show sketch in a long time michael long fellow as a host?? About time hes perfect for this role hilarious 😂 .

  • @plasticvideo
    @plasticvideo Před 6 měsíci +11

    Announcer guy is a great cast member, would love to see his abilities put to use more especially in the sarcasm arena.

  • @clutchmanly1147
    @clutchmanly1147 Před 5 měsíci +3

    "Question Quest" was a hilarious skit. It was well written and written acted. Ha ha ha keep up the good work SNL.

  • @TheAlphacad
    @TheAlphacad Před 6 měsíci +7

    These are the Best Episode sketches by the SNL crew I've seen in a long time. And having the Darwin/Erwin turtle story be true, makes this game show an instant classic ! " so funny ! and for the boys, it'll add a couple inches" 😂😂😂

  • @zesty9815
    @zesty9815 Před 6 měsíci +5

    Owning that tortoise is like having the video cassette in 'The Ring', or the button in 'Drag Me to Hell' -- you'd better pass it on to someone else before you die!

  • @Pseudowolf
    @Pseudowolf Před 6 měsíci +3

    Perfect line read on “Then kill him, tough guy. You won’t.”
    😂

  • @EPrimeify
    @EPrimeify Před 6 měsíci +68

    I really appreciate seeing this sketch. I love and admire tortoises. Not only are they happily slow and sedentary, they get to live long lives. I can only wish to live forever.
    But, also, Tortoises are seen in movies and stories as being logical and wise, Buddhist-like. When I unalive, I hope to one day reincarnate as a Tortoise.

    • @MatthewTheWanderer
      @MatthewTheWanderer Před 6 měsíci +6

      Unfortunately, tortoises are actually extremely mentally challenged, which somehow is one of the reasons they live so long.

    • @EPrimeify
      @EPrimeify Před 6 měsíci +11

      @@MatthewTheWanderer JUST LIKE ME!!

    • @zeuscliff9676
      @zeuscliff9676 Před 6 měsíci +4

      You've already found your enlightenment

    • @BlanBonco
      @BlanBonco Před 6 měsíci +3

      Nobody knows what it's like to be them. One can dream i guess.

    • @jmacosta
      @jmacosta Před 6 měsíci

      They'll go extinct unless we unalive ourselves en masse.

  • @lindsayalisonstevens3592
    @lindsayalisonstevens3592 Před 6 měsíci +4

    I’m telling you, dude set up a quiz show to get rid of his tortoise 😂 😂😂

  • @Fungorrr
    @Fungorrr Před 6 měsíci +5

    the announcer voice and cadence when talking about her prizes was just flawless

  • @gothassassin14
    @gothassassin14 Před 6 měsíci +6

    Out of all the obscure facts I remembered from school, Eli Whitney inventing the cotton gin was one I never thought I'd hear again. 😂

    • @annaliz1981
      @annaliz1981 Před 6 měsíci

      I have no idea why I remembered it, but I shouted it out confidently.

  • @beautifuljoe1313
    @beautifuljoe1313 Před 6 měsíci +2

    "...locking a minor into a 190 year contract." It's funny because it's true, and a great many turtle societies and reptile rescues would LOVE to know who to thank for this amazingly accurate script. Sulcatas grow up to 70-100lbs and at about 40lbs they can go through chain link fence and dry wall. They eat like cows and crap like cows and don't hibernate. There are hundreds needing new homes, but they do best in warmer climates unless you want your basement to smell like a zoo, or you have a heated shed, garage, or stable for the winter.

  • @isabellancali5388
    @isabellancali5388 Před 6 měsíci +5

    I laughed so much with this skit. 😂 the contestants were quick with their comments and comebacks. 🤣

  • @loveforeignaccents
    @loveforeignaccents Před 6 měsíci +13

    Poor Speedy is camera-shy! Got a few chuckles out of this skit!!

    • @DarlingNikki2
      @DarlingNikki2 Před 6 měsíci

      I wonder if that's really his tortoise Speedy or another one. Inquiring minds want to know lol!

    • @faceoctopus4571
      @faceoctopus4571 Před 6 měsíci +2

      At first I was thinking the real reason was that maybe Speedy just wanted to brumate (the reptile equivalent of hibernate), but looking it up, Sulcatas do not brumate. Even so, Sulcatas are diurnal (awake in day, asleep at night), so maybe he was just regular sleepy.

  • @icanwatchthevideos
    @icanwatchthevideos Před 6 měsíci +11

    Impressive to see Michael Longfellow actually turn the gameshow host into a major character in the sketch instead of someone who just moves things along.

  • @alexander-kirk
    @alexander-kirk Před 6 měsíci +11

    Michael is so handsome, omg ❤

  • @davidfulton179
    @davidfulton179 Před 6 měsíci +9

    I love it! Usually these game show are joke-joke-joke which is great, but it's nice to see them stick with an idea all the way through,.

  • @awesomejasonsel1
    @awesomejasonsel1 Před 6 měsíci +3

    Michael Longfellow *and* James Austin Johnson in a sketch, this is the future and I like it

  • @seffishestopal5950
    @seffishestopal5950 Před 6 měsíci +6

    I must say I'm digging James Austin Johnson's gameshow announcer impression.

  • @Tao_Tology
    @Tao_Tology Před 6 měsíci +6

    In light of the ridiculousness of saying that you could ever "own" a creature that can quite literally live to see you and your next of kin and _their_ next of kin die,
    they _looked after_ Harriet.

  • @ColinFilm
    @ColinFilm Před 6 měsíci +25

    Michael did an excellent job as the game show host. 👏👏👏

  • @TikiDave
    @TikiDave Před 5 měsíci +9

    I'm just going to go ahead and say that Emma Stone is right up there with the best SNL hosts of all time. She's very much like Tom Hanks...she's up for anything, and she never gives it anything less then 100% and always makes a good episode that much better.

  • @TheAmazingBlackStar
    @TheAmazingBlackStar Před 6 měsíci +7

    “Then kill him tough guy. You won’t”😂

  • @rossstutzman
    @rossstutzman Před 6 měsíci +3

    Darwin and Erwin's last names both end in "win"
    :)

  • @casieropski
    @casieropski Před 6 měsíci +21

    This sketch was such an unexpected delight!!! I wish they said who the writers were for this sketch - I would watch anything they wrote

  • @Phi1618033
    @Phi1618033 Před 6 měsíci +18

    Fun Fact: the turtles from the movie Rocky, Cuff and Link, are still alive and owned by Sylvester Stallone. They're about halfway through their lives at around 50 years old.

    • @DarlingNikki2
      @DarlingNikki2 Před 6 měsíci +2

      I read that a few years ago and it really moved me. It's awesome for him to have a tangible connection to something I'm sure he never thought would truly change his life. Just wish his dog could have lived as long but at least he bought him back.

  • @icauser44
    @icauser44 Před 3 měsíci +1

    This was pretty damn funny. I dont know why, but when he said "You win, 3 cars!!" I was on the floor laughing.

  • @Reel-Deal
    @Reel-Deal Před 6 měsíci +4

    "May be more. Everyone who studies them dies before they do." 🤣

  • @MyBiPolarBearMax
    @MyBiPolarBearMax Před 6 měsíci +4

    I have no idea why I’m laughing so hard at this… but I am. 😂

  • @alexcrawford5350
    @alexcrawford5350 Před 2 měsíci +3

    This guy seems like he’s Bill Hader’s son.

  • @malxredleader
    @malxredleader Před 6 měsíci +31

    Somehow, this sketch gave me more tortoise education than Zoboomafoo ever could

  • @CSmith-tn8nv
    @CSmith-tn8nv Před 6 měsíci +2

    As a home seamstress, I’m looking at Michael’s shirt/suit fit & speculating what alteration he requires. His square shoulders are making that fold in the front of his shirt and pulling at the shoulders of his suit jacket. I just want to alter it…. but not sure what form the alteration would take…..

  • @bethdanesco3195
    @bethdanesco3195 Před 6 měsíci +6

    I've had an aquatic turtle for 28 years. This sketch makes me feel seen 🐢🤣

    • @juliannehannes11
      @juliannehannes11 Před 6 měsíci +1

      My brother had his for 20yrs and gave it away because it got too big for the landlord to allow

  • @sonja8855
    @sonja8855 Před 6 měsíci +12

    Fun fact: Michael Longfellow was indeed gifted a tortoise named Speedy at the age of six or seven😂

    • @kurtuhlig2553
      @kurtuhlig2553 Před 5 měsíci

      Is this tortoise his tortoise that we’re talking about?

  • @adamchurvis1
    @adamchurvis1 Před 4 měsíci +1

    I've been watching SNL since I watched Episode 1 with George Carlin live as a kid, and this is one of the funniest sketches I've ever seen. I don't know why it makes me laugh so hard every time I see it, and I've seen it about twenty times by now. Maybe it's the perfect comedic timing of Emma Stone that elevates it so much, but Longfellow just nails every detail perfectly. Great writing, great timing, and Longfellow is now one of my all-time favorites. We need him in more sketches.

  • @aazaasaa
    @aazaasaa Před 6 měsíci +2

    4:42 i was waiting for him to say "in a word, Chaos!"

  • @Fwasfus
    @Fwasfus Před 6 měsíci +21

    As we should not compare, but Longfellow is really there with Hader on game show sketches. Absolutely love him

  • @CaffeineFired
    @CaffeineFired Před 6 měsíci +8

    My grandma lived to be 94. Guess who’s two thumbs and inherited two tortoises from her approaching their 80s? THIS GUY.

  • @harriet8835
    @harriet8835 Před 6 měsíci +2

    I was given a Sulcata tortoise to "foster temporarily" while my in-laws were moving. It's been 2 years, we still have the tortoise, and there's currently no end in sight. and my name is Harriet...

  • @daftrok
    @daftrok Před 4 měsíci +1

    4:34 Dude went off 😂

  • @cyclemadness
    @cyclemadness Před 6 měsíci +13

    A writer found out Darwin and Irwin owed the same turtle

    • @robpreston5692
      @robpreston5692 Před 6 měsíci

      Yep. I just saw that on a CZcams video myself this week. Someone in the writers' room must have also seen it.

  • @sev36
    @sev36 Před 6 měsíci +29

    Michael is great as a game show host!!

    • @DerekWrites
      @DerekWrites Před 6 měsíci +2

      He's the best they've had in this role since Hader.

  • @futuremovieactor
    @futuremovieactor Před 5 měsíci

    Charles Darwin and Steve Irwin both owning Harriet is an incredible, awesome and amazing fact that I'll never forget. Also, it was June of 2006 meaning she predeceased Steve too since he passed in September of that same year.

  • @sonnypemberton
    @sonnypemberton Před 6 měsíci +1

    Cue Card Wally can be seen at 4:57 for those who know him from Seth Meyers (even though he has been doing SNL for more than 20 years)

  • @metallicamadsam
    @metallicamadsam Před 6 měsíci +8

    The subtitle emotional cues were really good. You could see the pain and suffering that tortoise had caused to the host 😂

  • @toharzamir7948
    @toharzamir7948 Před 6 měsíci +13

    insane premise i love it

  • @commentz-1
    @commentz-1 Před 6 měsíci +25

    His face and impressions are 💯 % Bill Hader.
    I missed him on SNL .
    And today, he returns.

  • @JA-sx1my
    @JA-sx1my Před 4 měsíci

    I love the whole sketch, but really what got me roll on the floor was the beautiful model's "moves" that deliver the tortoise

  • @gelatinskeleton8745
    @gelatinskeleton8745 Před 5 měsíci +1

    The prize guy… his voice is exactly spot on.

  • @RobeLifeMusic
    @RobeLifeMusic Před 6 měsíci +123

    Who else thinks Speedy the tortoise looks good in a silk robe? 🐢👘🙌

    • @aebisdecunter
      @aebisdecunter Před 6 měsíci +2

      What silk robe are you talking about? The tortoise doesn't have any clothes on.

    • @greg5698
      @greg5698 Před 6 měsíci +13

      @@aebisdecunter They've been making these comments for several years to the point that we just go a long with it...

    • @aebisdecunter
      @aebisdecunter Před 6 měsíci +1

      @@greg5698 Ok, thanks for the info. Really weird stuff

    • @chonqmonk
      @chonqmonk Před 6 měsíci +7

      @@aebisdecunter CZcams comments are a great place to chart humanity's devolution; we are currently about 475 years ahead of the schedule shown in Idiocracy...

    • @stardusty
      @stardusty Před 6 měsíci +1

      @@aebisdecunterI think it’s an Elden Ring reference.

  • @ellieanderson5745
    @ellieanderson5745 Před 6 měsíci +20

    michael longfellow got me kicking my feet and blushing

  • @K-Locke
    @K-Locke Před 2 měsíci

    That's actually very inventive and original. When SNL gets it right, they can hit it out of the park.

  • @WriteFireForFire
    @WriteFireForFire Před 4 měsíci +1

    This was a fantastic sketch. Acting was hilarious and the seriousness of the host killed it.

  • @fizzy-frenzy
    @fizzy-frenzy Před 6 měsíci +9

    Michael's deadpan delivery is what makes this skit ngl.

    • @chonqmonk
      @chonqmonk Před 6 měsíci

      Don't you think it's more ppg, or even kgh more than ngl?

  • @JalerryInc
    @JalerryInc Před 6 měsíci +6

    This really was one of my favorites in a while. Good job, SNL!

  • @michaelrosenow4239
    @michaelrosenow4239 Před 6 měsíci

    That Vanna White ROCKS!!!!😂😂😂

  • @gshak33
    @gshak33 Před 6 měsíci +2

    Hilarious sketch but can we also just take a second to appreciate how f#cking amazing nature is?! Like 175 years old?!

    • @chonqmonk
      @chonqmonk Před 6 měsíci

      That's your cue to appreciate nature? Really? Wow....please keep the Brawndo off the crops, thanks.