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  • @yogib668
    @yogib668 Před 4 lety +7806

    "Interesting choice to apologize to him, and not to her. "

    • @normalguy246
      @normalguy246 Před 4 lety +153

      Interesting choice to capitalize "Him," and not "her." 🤨

    • @yogib668
      @yogib668 Před 4 lety +41

      @@normalguy246 😄

    • @23tauf15
      @23tauf15 Před 3 lety +13

      I can just hear myself saying "shit... My fault bruh." Lol

    • @jacobrengen
      @jacobrengen Před 3 lety +1

      squiggly sam what kind of horrible game show is this

    • @jacobrengen
      @jacobrengen Před 3 lety +2

      @Jabber Wocky buddy she’s his friends FIANCÉE

  • @senatorpoopypants7182
    @senatorpoopypants7182 Před 4 lety +12924

    *"Get all the cameras on him."*
    The most terrifying words any smartass can hear.

    • @theobnoxiouslycharming1747
      @theobnoxiouslycharming1747 Před 3 lety +195

      As a smartass, can confirm

    • @kurlykayla9013
      @kurlykayla9013 Před 3 lety +121

      I wish it would happen more. Smartasses need to be held accountable

    • @thomaskhan2933
      @thomaskhan2933 Před 3 lety +51

      @@kurlykayla9013 But that's our kryptonite

    • @theobnoxiouslycharming1747
      @theobnoxiouslycharming1747 Před 3 lety +32

      @@kurlykayla9013 wouldn't work. Diffrent types of smart ass. Your definition of a smartass doesn't seem to match with mine. Smartasses don't have an accountability problem. I believe you're thinking of something else. Like rude people, are entitled. Smartasses are just sarcastic, witty, at best and condescending at worst. Not much to hold accountable. Considering we get called all 3 of those things a lot lol.

    • @perasperaadastra8665
      @perasperaadastra8665 Před 3 lety +6

      @@theobnoxiouslycharming1747 sums me up pretty good, and that’s about as scary as it gets.

  • @reelstellar
    @reelstellar Před rokem +3570

    Bill Hader is unexplainably the definition of comedic genius. He does it all perfectly

    • @idontwantahandlethough
      @idontwantahandlethough Před rokem +42

      it makes it even better knowing that he's almost definitely anxious as hell up there. Dude has serious stage fright (not sure if that's really the right word but you know what I mean) and that makes all of his work on SNL just so crazy impressive to me! Being funny when you're nervous is *HARD*

    • @tonyisnotdead
      @tonyisnotdead Před 9 měsíci +1

      @@idontwantahandlethough no, it's not impressive. he's experienced. it WOULD be impressive if he wasn't an experienced comedian

    • @KiraAmerica09
      @KiraAmerica09 Před 6 měsíci +1

      Unexplainably the definition ??? HUH ! What do words mean to you ???

    • @Burner-ui2fb
      @Burner-ui2fb Před 4 měsíci +2

      @@tonyisnotdeadthat dosent make any sense, just bc he’s a professional being able to do that under the pressure and nerves is a very hard thing to do I don’t get how him being a professional magically makes that disappear lmao that’s like saying a marine sniper hitting a 300+ moving target isn’t impressive bc he’s a pro or a pro basketball player getting a half court shot to go in isn’t impressive bc they are a professional like how does that even make sense 😂

    • @tonyisnotdead
      @tonyisnotdead Před 4 měsíci +1

      @@Burner-ui2fb it's funny how your argument only works when you compare a skill that hundreds of millions of people have mastered to skills most people wouldn't be able to master

  • @Goblinkatie
    @Goblinkatie Před rokem +800

    Hader’s face when he says “$10 million dollars” kills me every time.

    • @germans90
      @germans90 Před 4 měsíci +2

      Yeah, like " I know you wont be able to guess it right, I dont give a f*** how much money it is, you will never win this game"

    • @szn1580
      @szn1580 Před 3 měsíci

      Lol

    • @Prederick
      @Prederick Před 3 měsíci +1

      His eyes go completely dead, it's amazing.

    • @jerodast
      @jerodast Před měsícem

      The note of gleeful certainty in his voice as he says it is pitch perfect. I rewatch this sketch just for that one line delivery haha.

  • @ArtemisScribe
    @ArtemisScribe Před 4 lety +39835

    This isn't a sketch, this is just John Mulaney's stress dream.

  • @felixculpa9390
    @felixculpa9390 Před 3 lety +11408

    “In a word... chaos.” is the most Mulaney punchline ever written.

    • @user-wv5gv3dw5u
      @user-wv5gv3dw5u Před 3 lety +114

      My favorite part of the whooole sketch

    • @MrHootie249
      @MrHootie249 Před 3 lety +46

      Chaos is a ladder!

    • @whynot6201
      @whynot6201 Před 3 lety +6

      @Luuk van den Hoogen deep bro

    • @manmeetsingh6858
      @manmeetsingh6858 Před 3 lety +3

      Deeeeep

    • @happybirthday146
      @happybirthday146 Před 3 lety +5

      @@MrHootie249 I see. So chaos, otherwise known as complete disorder and confusion, is being referred to as a ladder, which is a perfectly symmetrical structure comprised of a series of identical organized steps between two solid durable bars that's used for safe stable protocol and order. "Order" of course being the total goddamn opposite of "chaos." But it's a song. I guess my issue is with Ramin Djawadi, and not with you, Justin Coccia. Good vibes to you.

  • @martinbuhrer3893
    @martinbuhrer3893 Před 2 lety +1525

    Bill Hader's gameshow host never fails to crack me up. He's a sadist through and through, and he enjoys every second of agony he can wring out of his poor contestants.

    • @agentorange81
      @agentorange81 Před 2 lety +39

      He said the back story was just some really rich guy who spends large amounts of cash to screw with people lol

  • @jesus_walks_
    @jesus_walks_ Před 3 měsíci +200

    “How is that worse? Get all the cameras on him.”
    *wakes up from nightmare*

  • @aramishicks8622
    @aramishicks8622 Před 3 lety +6180

    I've never seen someone say "for ten million dollars." With so much venom

    • @roguechlnchllla6564
      @roguechlnchllla6564 Před 3 lety +18

      @Peter Evans Kindly don't force politics into a non political video. It's incredibly annoying.

    • @alri1054
      @alri1054 Před 3 lety +2

      No it isn‘t.

    • @joojian4861
      @joojian4861 Před 3 lety +46

      @@roguechlnchllla6564 what the heck happened here?

    • @redwolfe7049
      @redwolfe7049 Před 3 lety +1

      More like Carnage 😏

    • @trickytreyperfected1482
      @trickytreyperfected1482 Před 3 lety +18

      @@joojian4861 my guess is that someone tried to force politics into a non-political video, just based on how they replied. But that's just a hunch.

  • @vloggetts
    @vloggetts Před 4 lety +3716

    _She's a god damn partner at her firm, _*_BUDDY_*

    • @BopaBola
      @BopaBola Před 4 lety +60

      They rarely allow a god damn to slip in but boy was it worth whoever got pissed lmao

    • @goznog4527
      @goznog4527 Před 4 lety +39

      Actually he just said 'firm' not law firm. It was an advertising firm she was a partner in. Semantics, but wasn't law, just to clarify.

    • @franciscobarnes6602
      @franciscobarnes6602 Před 4 lety +28

      U N R E A L

    • @kinnadi
      @kinnadi Před 3 lety

      im the reason you have 1.3k likes

    • @troyoushalford
      @troyoushalford Před 3 lety +6

      Advertising firm*

  • @smnoy23
    @smnoy23 Před rokem +658

    Love the audience laughing as soon as she says “I’ve been his girlfriend for four years!”

    • @spencerweiss6337
      @spencerweiss6337 Před rokem +3

      It’s bc this was the second time they did this skit lol

    • @KoyasuNoBara
      @KoyasuNoBara Před 11 měsíci +1

      ​@@spencerweiss6337Wait, I know of one other time with Norman the Doorman. What's the last one?

    • @spencerweiss6337
      @spencerweiss6337 Před 11 měsíci

      @@KoyasuNoBara oops you right, my mistake

    • @FoolishMortal6121
      @FoolishMortal6121 Před 10 měsíci

      @@KoyasuNoBara There was another one with Justin Timberlake and Lady Gaga, but that one is a bit harder to find online.

    • @charliek7896
      @charliek7896 Před 9 měsíci +24

      That's not why the audience laughed. They laughed because they knew he wouldn't know her name despite the fact that he should know her name.

  • @jamesfromthecomputer
    @jamesfromthecomputer Před 2 lety +455

    Hader being trapped after the squad joke in wanting to laugh so bad but having to keep the sketch going in his game show host voice is so perfect

    • @billtree52
      @billtree52 Před 5 měsíci +12

      Jimmy Fallon wouldn't have lasted a full minute in this

  • @Alycornz
    @Alycornz Před 4 lety +5409

    "I wouldn't _say_ anything."
    "I would _listen."_
    I LEGIT ALMOST SNORTED ON MY ORANGE JUICE THE SWAG IN HIS VOICE LOL

    • @filmfangirls9163
      @filmfangirls9163 Před 4 lety +36

      Hes the best.

    • @scj6693
      @scj6693 Před 4 lety +5

      Beatle Juice apparently over 200 people care

    • @J-Station4
      @J-Station4 Před 4 lety +33

      Not forgettin,, camera 3 push it on me "

    • @Jayzon666
      @Jayzon666 Před 4 lety +22

      Copied that from Marilyn Manson, when he was asked about the Columbine massacre.

    • @beetlejuice4357
      @beetlejuice4357 Před 4 lety

      @@scj6693 Your right. My bad. It was funny.

  • @27sadhu
    @27sadhu Před 3 lety +6747

    "Interesting choice apologising to HIM" kills me everytime lmao

    • @gevdarg
      @gevdarg Před 3 lety +11

      Yep.

    • @randyrandall8274
      @randyrandall8274 Před 2 lety +181

      "Guess you don't consider her a human being"

    • @Mark-db1ok
      @Mark-db1ok Před 2 lety +38

      @Sarthak Sharma YES! How he hits little subtle things like that in his lines makes him so brilliant. The little tiny pause before hitting the word "HIM"... small stuff like that pushes him over the top for me.

    • @AliceP.
      @AliceP. Před 2 lety +104

      I found it genius because something like that actually happened to me. A guy stumbled on me at a party and apologised to my boyfriend. I never forgot it. That shit is real.

    • @27sadhu
      @27sadhu Před 2 lety +7

      @@Mark-db1ok he’s an absolute legend..that internet trollers skit where he comes in for 10 secs at the end and steals it

  • @mary-gx5cl
    @mary-gx5cl Před 2 lety +160

    “no you’re not seeing double, theres three women there” is an underrated line

  • @bramsta
    @bramsta Před 2 lety +613

    My absolute favourite SNL sketch ever, a masterclass in writing and timing.
    Every second line turns the scene upside down and there is such a tension throughout. The chemistry between Mulaney and Hader is just unreal. Hader's delivery of every line is hilarious and unsettling at the same time. It never dips for a full 7 minutes. This sketch literally plays in my head when I'm trying to sleep. Thanks Bill Hader :|

    • @sparklebottomlasertits
      @sparklebottomlasertits Před 11 měsíci +21

      I just want to reiterate this. It's my favorite too. Bill Hader's delivery and timing is peak performance here. It's so nuanced. Of course, it's an expertly written sketch and they just pulled it off so fantastically.

    • @finnsterling6514
      @finnsterling6514 Před měsícem

      💯

  • @swimteamizzle1114
    @swimteamizzle1114 Před 5 lety +5694

    They almost broke Bill Hader with "The Squad"

  • @mikdan8813
    @mikdan8813 Před 3 lety +8428

    As a person who can't remember names for shit, this is horror.

    • @Ceares
      @Ceares Před 3 lety +108

      Was just thinking this was like something out of a horror movie, where the host is out for revenge. I also suck at remembering names and faces too, but the difference is I feel bad about it and I'd know the name of my best friends SO of 4 years who I'd met at least 20 times.

    • @bificommander7472
      @bificommander7472 Před 3 lety +129

      Yup. My saving grace is that I wouldn't have gotten those celebrity names either.

    • @SeeYaLove-lh3db
      @SeeYaLove-lh3db Před 3 lety +8

      This is me

    • @louistournas120
      @louistournas120 Před 3 lety +42

      When someone tells me their name the first time, in 2 seconds, I forget.

    • @mrivera6975
      @mrivera6975 Před 3 lety +5

      Nah. I'd be unashamed of how unremarkable these people were

  • @alexdooley9578
    @alexdooley9578 Před 2 lety +124

    Bill saying "unreal. unreal." my love for him and his talent is unreal

    • @tonyisnotdead
      @tonyisnotdead Před 9 měsíci

      you love the value he gives on screen, not him himself, because he's just a normal guy with undeserved amounts of privilege. what he does isn't special or unique in any way. so you don't love him, you love his "talent"

    • @Research0digo
      @Research0digo Před 4 měsíci +1

      @@tonyisnotdead Any Bible scholar will tell you, in Koine Greek there are four types of love. For we modern humans, admiration gets thrown in as well. Lighten up.

    • @Research0digo
      @Research0digo Před 4 měsíci

      czcams.com/video/2HZ_r66lKSo/video.html

    • @khoavo5758
      @khoavo5758 Před 20 dny

      @@tonyisnotdead wait hold on how do you know it's undeserved? why are you the arbiter of privilege allocation?

    • @tonyisnotdead
      @tonyisnotdead Před 17 dny

      @@Research0digo which love covers the love for a thing which is designed for that purpose

  • @Robisquick
    @Robisquick Před rokem +287

    I absolutely love sketches like this where they go off into the weeds in wholly unexpected ways. That’s where you find true genius sketches. Sometimes the simple and straight forward ones are great, but I think a touch of absurd and surreal is where the deepest laughs can be found. But also the deepest failures

    • @zachflag6506
      @zachflag6506 Před 5 měsíci +1

      My other favorite example is that Ham and Bubbly sketch where it’s revealed John Hamm is holding Michael Buble hostage

  • @kveld9893
    @kveld9893 Před 4 lety +7164

    "Do I have to look at her when i answer?"
    "Right in the eye. *For ten million dollars.* "

    • @myeyesbleedblack
      @myeyesbleedblack Před 3 lety +71

      Doug was weak like H. R. Pickens.

    • @ezhope1
      @ezhope1 Před 3 lety +3

      @@myeyesbleedblack yep

    • @PippiOnePointOh
      @PippiOnePointOh Před 3 lety +13

      I don’t even know how many times I’ve watched this sketch, and I still laugh every time at that part. 😂😂

    • @davidmartineztorres8731
      @davidmartineztorres8731 Před 3 lety +9

      @@myeyesbleedblack who's H.R. Pickens?

    • @myeyesbleedblack
      @myeyesbleedblack Před 3 lety +17

      @@davidmartineztorres8731 EXACTLY!

  • @ayden8297
    @ayden8297 Před 4 lety +6605

    "I roll with a group of problematic bachelors that call ourselves 'the squad'"

    • @thething2723
      @thething2723 Před 4 lety +170

      My group of problematic gays calls ourselves the breakfast bunch because we all sit together at breakfast

    • @beetlejuice4357
      @beetlejuice4357 Před 4 lety +19

      Shut up no one cares.

    • @MsBettyRubble
      @MsBettyRubble Před 4 lety +94

      @@beetlejuice4357 No one cares about you.

    • @darlinghh2549
      @darlinghh2549 Před 4 lety +42

      Beatle Juice listen here you unacquainted fishing pole, bill hader is a GOD

    • @MsBettyRubble
      @MsBettyRubble Před 4 lety +18

      @@darlinghh2549 He is! Every character he does is brilliant. Stephan is one of my favorites. But all his game shows, no one does it better.

  • @aaronarm7135
    @aaronarm7135 Před 2 lety +157

    This is a perfect example of how to write a skit that doesn't beat a single joke into the ground. The premise is funny, sure, but they keep riffing on the characters and upping the ante with the host's banter. The gameshow is the setting for other jokes -- not just a single joke to be done three times in a row. Props to Mulaney here.

  • @YesLikeTheMermaid
    @YesLikeTheMermaid Před 2 lety +103

    “Do I have to look at her while I guess?”
    “Right in the eye!!”
    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @tonyconnor1708
    @tonyconnor1708 Před 4 lety +12545

    “How is tht worse?? Get all the cameras on him. Finish that thought!” 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @audreyii6750
    @audreyii6750 Před 4 lety +6279

    "No, you're not seeing double, there's _three_ women there"

    • @lifewithjadajarvis
      @lifewithjadajarvis Před 4 lety +50

      Audrey II I WAS LOOKING FOR THIS COMMENT.

    • @writingthefuture
      @writingthefuture Před 4 lety +13

      HOW DID I NOT NOTICE THIS-

    • @audreyii6750
      @audreyii6750 Před 4 lety +4

      That's the joke )=

    • @filmfangirls9163
      @filmfangirls9163 Před 4 lety +15

      @@audreyii6750 dont worry about Beatle Juice. Theyre going to every comment and leaving something negative. Just trying to get attention.

    • @beetlejuice4357
      @beetlejuice4357 Před 4 lety +53

      @@filmfangirls9163 lol yeah I was trolling. I have stopped drinking and deleated my negative comment. I am sorry and it wasn`t funny.

  • @porkmaster4312
    @porkmaster4312 Před rokem +86

    "Those guys? They don't have wives"
    You can see Bill instantly smile from either not knowing what was on the card or knowing this next line was killer. The way he stumbled a little on the delivery I think it's the first time he read that card. I know Mulaney puts in new lines just to mess with Hader, he might have done it here.

  • @gainesp2003gainesp
    @gainesp2003gainesp Před rokem +105

    One of my favs! The best moment for me is the look of Cecily Stong's face at 2:30 when you know she does not know her name. Somewhere between a smile and death.

  • @tinakover385
    @tinakover385 Před 4 lety +15232

    Not sure John Mulaney's writing voice has ever been clearer than in Bill Hader's line "I roll with a crew of problematic bachelors and we call ourselves 'The Squad'."

    • @julianday8683
      @julianday8683 Před 3 lety +410

      yes, that's exactly why i searched for this clip. gold

    • @isabella-a-a-a
      @isabella-a-a-a Před 3 lety +82

      SO TRUE

    • @sofianikolaevapolynovskaya4207
      @sofianikolaevapolynovskaya4207 Před 3 lety +61

      You are absolutely right

    • @seanno9744
      @seanno9744 Před 3 lety +650

      I really think “A doorman who always high-fives children of divorce” is as Mulaney as it gets

    • @YouGuessIGuess
      @YouGuessIGuess Před 3 lety +104

      @@seanno9744 I think you're right. It's sad, observant, awkward and funny all at the same time.

  • @bluburry9752
    @bluburry9752 Před 4 lety +5822

    “No, you’re not seeing double. There’s three women there” is such an underrated line

    • @ArtemisScribe
      @ArtemisScribe Před 3 lety +172

      I love how you hear it growing on the audience.

    • @evakoshkaa
      @evakoshkaa Před 3 lety +46

      Is it funny just because it's ridiculous, or is there sime hidden context in the joke?

    • @ArtemisScribe
      @ArtemisScribe Před 3 lety +104

      @@evakoshkaa it's just funny because it's ridiculous. It's a classic Bill and John line.

    • @gracebenedict9058
      @gracebenedict9058 Před 3 lety +4

      @@ArtemisScribe WowWq

    • @saeeddeanable
      @saeeddeanable Před 3 lety +8

      Rating shud come from the reaction it gets once heard and understood

  • @user-mh7xy2cc4e
    @user-mh7xy2cc4e Před 6 měsíci +22

    This sketch feels like John Mulaney had a horrible nightmare one night, woke up, and immediately wrote down the whole thing to be used on SNL.

  • @pandorzo
    @pandorzo Před rokem +50

    this is an absolute perfect performance by Bill Hader, the way he says "10 million dollars" after the pause he makes always cracks me up

  • @randomfandoms6769
    @randomfandoms6769 Před 3 lety +15719

    I love the running gag of Bill playing sadistic, sociopathic game show hosts.

    • @matinmirnaghibi5846
      @matinmirnaghibi5846 Před 2 lety +187

      Would make a great horror movie

    • @Jason69-
      @Jason69- Před 2 lety +32

      Why u gotta say the word gag

    • @OGMordhause
      @OGMordhause Před 2 lety +109

      He exerts a level of chaotic sadism that vibe with so hard lmao

    • @0029cost
      @0029cost Před 2 lety +55

      I love him! I esp love knowing he was suffering with anxiety and nerves the whole time, because it’s nice to know I’m not alone. I am a good speaker and people are always surprised to know I get extreme stage freight. He is so good you’d never know!!
      Edit: good in a vulnerable way not that he has it. I feel for him.

    • @NozzleDog07
      @NozzleDog07 Před 2 lety +12

      @@ConnorGamingtherealSNL is getting bunch of views indirectly through recommendations due to Norm MacDonald passing away.

  • @abeltheo
    @abeltheo Před 5 lety +4929

    Whoever wrote this sketch needs a firm handshake and a raise cause this was amazing.

    • @marynew649
      @marynew649 Před 4 lety +399

      Bill and John wrote these, I'm so glad they brought it back

    • @SAILOREARTH89
      @SAILOREARTH89 Před 4 lety +245

      bill and john wrote this. the backstory is the host is using his own money and is a billionaire

    • @brimstoneclub
      @brimstoneclub Před 4 lety +14

      Are there knly two of these sketches? Aww

    • @filmfangirls9163
      @filmfangirls9163 Před 4 lety +15

      @@brimstoneclub three so far!! Paul Rudd, Justin Timberlake and this one. Lets hope Vince makes another return!!

    • @ellac6329
      @ellac6329 Před 4 lety +2

      Beatle Juice Why not?

  • @runitonce7791
    @runitonce7791 Před 2 lety +69

    Melissa's always so happy. She's seriously my favorite

    • @GiselleKlara
      @GiselleKlara Před rokem +2

      except when she flubs her lines and acts like she's in fifth grade and messed up in her school play. So much better without her. I can't believe she lasted as long as she did

  • @stevesmith9447
    @stevesmith9447 Před 6 měsíci +12

    *gulp* "Do I have to look at her while I answer?"
    "Rrrrrrrrright in the eyes. For TEN. MILLION. DOLLARS." Nobody could do that line better than Hader!

  • @LunarMystic
    @LunarMystic Před 3 lety +8582

    I could totally see Bill Hader playing a villain in the MCU

  • @EmEmEmuhlee
    @EmEmEmuhlee Před 3 lety +15039

    The immediate applause after “I would listen” is GOLD.

    • @jamie150741
      @jamie150741 Před 3 lety +242

      I know it was so sitcom like

    • @drewinsur7321
      @drewinsur7321 Před 3 lety +191

      and then **fuckboyface** shit was ice cold lol

    • @floragreyson6312
      @floragreyson6312 Před 3 lety +21

      Thanks for agreeing to have this conversation, I trust you’ll find this extremely informative and that information would lead you to greater financial heights.

    • @iom4902
      @iom4902 Před 3 lety +25

      That actualy caught me off garde

    • @twelvecatsinatrenchcoat
      @twelvecatsinatrenchcoat Před 3 lety +48

      I think that's a reference to Marilyn Manson in the Bowling for Columbine documentary. Michael Moore asks him what he would've said to the Columbine Shooters.

  • @captainclaymoar8398
    @captainclaymoar8398 Před 2 lety +15

    "Can I have the first letter" 🤣

  • @theoneandonlyever
    @theoneandonlyever Před 2 lety +27

    underrated tiny joke: the host's name is vince blight. mulaney calls him vince "blake" at 6:18 🤣 can't even remember the host's name

  • @barih4prez
    @barih4prez Před 4 lety +3373

    Once Bill Hader finishes Barry, HBO needs to give him a game show so he can expose the depravity of mankind and sow the seeds of chaos

    • @barih4prez
      @barih4prez Před 4 lety +39

      If he does it as Vince Blake & Hiro Murai directs, it’ll be a masterpiece

    • @jish55
      @jish55 Před 3 lety +11

      @@ankleina you say that until you're on it and then you're in a situation like this

    • @ColoringKaria
      @ColoringKaria Před 3 lety +7

      I would pay $10 a month just to watch him host shows exposing the depravity of mankind and sowing the seeds of chaos!

    • @jetisnotthereyet
      @jetisnotthereyet Před 3 lety

      We need this

    • @XxKilleredxX
      @XxKilleredxX Před 3 lety

      Nathan Fielder can co-host. It'd be amazing.

  • @Hephzie101
    @Hephzie101 Před 5 lety +4489

    “I wouldn’t say anything”
    “I would listen”
    I love Bill 🤣🤣😭😭

    • @chasingarches8693
      @chasingarches8693 Před 5 lety +16

      Hephzie Berry fav part 😂😂😂

    • @davidbeppler3032
      @davidbeppler3032 Před 5 lety +2

      Less realistic than Trump building a wall with his own two hands.

    • @PrmtvStudio
      @PrmtvStudio Před 5 lety +50

      Actually something almost same said M. Manson. In one of his interviews, he was asked what would he say to Columbine shooters and he answered that he wouldn't say nothing at all, he would listen what they had to say, because no one else did.

    • @Number0neSon
      @Number0neSon Před 5 lety +9

      @@PrmtvStudio Yep, I thought the same thing. It was in Bowling for Columbine.

    • @blakes5827
      @blakes5827 Před 5 lety +4

      @@PrmtvStudio I would say, "I'm calling the police. You two are not headed to school to murder a bunch of children."

  • @noruanedaileg7
    @noruanedaileg7 Před 2 lety +30

    this hits me hard. I have friendly neighbors that I often exchange greetings. and now I'm too deep to actually ask heir names.

  • @she-wolfshe-witch5237
    @she-wolfshe-witch5237 Před 8 měsíci +18

    The best acting on snl. The way Bill delivered EVERY LINE.

  • @GamersName
    @GamersName Před 3 lety +7445

    I miss Bill on snl :(

    • @Spunky786
      @Spunky786 Před 3 lety +90

      Yeah I was just about to comment the same thing, I'm always going through his old snl clips

    • @joshconnell8797
      @joshconnell8797 Před 3 lety +85

      Him and Andy were goated

    • @dqw4w9wgxcq32
      @dqw4w9wgxcq32 Před 3 lety +56

      I think he's too good for them now. SNL hasn't been very funny the past few years.

    • @joshconnell8797
      @joshconnell8797 Před 3 lety +73

      @@dqw4w9wgxcq32 John Mulaney and Adam driver are hilarious

    • @raymondmejias8071
      @raymondmejias8071 Před 3 lety +15

      I totally agree!! Bill hader is the best at everything he does he is just great. 😂😂😂😂

  • @brimstoneclub
    @brimstoneclub Před 4 lety +2633

    The swag that Bill Hader gives off when he says "I would listen" is astronomical.

  • @arthurdurham
    @arthurdurham Před 2 lety +50

    This is pure insanity but also extremely relatable, and I love it

  • @darkinstinctful123
    @darkinstinctful123 Před 2 lety +24

    The line about the squad has to be one the best lines from SNL.

  • @heroofchoice8026
    @heroofchoice8026 Před 4 lety +3222

    "Says here you're a woman who doesn't support other women"
    "yep, that's right"
    "do you have anything inspiring for all the little girls watching?"
    "Nope"
    My favorite bit

  • @puffinvader
    @puffinvader Před 4 lety +3866

    That´s it. I am in love with Bill Hader´s characters. All of them. Whatever.

    • @Beverly_Dingus
      @Beverly_Dingus Před 4 lety +66

      I think it's Hader himself that you're in love with, my friend. I don't blame you.

    • @puffinvader
      @puffinvader Před 4 lety +14

      Surely his characters are bourne of his actual self, so maybe. :-)

    • @xiam.
      @xiam. Před 4 lety +12

      The cat in the hat was great

    • @beetlejuice4357
      @beetlejuice4357 Před 4 lety +1

      @Purplekitty No one cares who you are in love with. Keep that to yourself please.

    • @christiancampbell8252
      @christiancampbell8252 Před 4 lety +1

      Same but with Cecil

  • @mikedangerdoes
    @mikedangerdoes Před 2 lety +17

    Jeez this is so good. I think they snuck a few jokes in that the cast hadn't seen and were just reading off the prompt. Bill trying to keep it together describing "the Squad" and bridesmaids struggling are gold!

  • @CarlosGarcia-yg9je
    @CarlosGarcia-yg9je Před 2 lety +6

    5:23, "And, because you're such a dumb donkey...." The best.

  • @thebeesknees2762
    @thebeesknees2762 Před 5 lety +7252

    The "problematic bachelors/squad" line was 100% inserted by Mulaney last minute to make Hader break. I'm calling it now hahahhaa

    • @ImOnMyOwnTime1
      @ImOnMyOwnTime1 Před 5 lety +267

      1000% agree.

    • @madisongray788
      @madisongray788 Před 5 lety +66

      LMFAO i see it now

    • @joeschmo2784
      @joeschmo2784 Před 5 lety +332

      Same as he used to do to him in his Stefon appearances on weekend update. You can see Hader realize it as he reads it. Fuckin hilarious.

    • @blakes5827
      @blakes5827 Před 5 lety +72

      Show of hands. Who else is watching this wearing a jock strap and drinking an orange Fanta?

    • @debjoy12
      @debjoy12 Před 5 lety +49

      @@blakes5827 does no bra and a beer count? 😂

  • @sofiarosier9115
    @sofiarosier9115 Před 4 lety +3218

    “In a word? *c h a o s*” THAT HAS ME IN PIECES EVERYTIME

    • @sofiarosier9115
      @sofiarosier9115 Před 4 lety +2

      @@beetlejuice4357 are you ok? are you talking to me? or charles berry? why are you so negative? so many questions

    • @beetlejuice4357
      @beetlejuice4357 Před 4 lety

      @@sofiarosier9115 I was trolling. I am sorry and will be more positive.

    • @tnaoro
      @tnaoro Před 4 lety

      czcams.com/video/VjA9uJ2dFCI/video.html

    • @TheOverArchiver
      @TheOverArchiver Před 4 lety +1

      Bill Hader is Chaotic Chaos. Like me!

    • @williamw2529
      @williamw2529 Před 4 lety +1

      6:27

  • @CsykKrit
    @CsykKrit Před rokem +8

    The disdain when Hader said "ten million dollars" hahahahahahahaha

  • @saulchapa5522
    @saulchapa5522 Před rokem +45

    Bill Hader is a legend

  • @blondecai
    @blondecai Před 5 lety +5241

    "interesting choice to apologize to HIM as opposed to HER" 😂😂

    • @realinsurancegal
      @realinsurancegal Před 5 lety +233

      imapanda123 “Guess you just don’t consider her a human being.” 🤣

    • @bitsandbirbs4174
      @bitsandbirbs4174 Před 5 lety +118

      @@realinsurancegal "What kind of horrible game show is this?"

    • @realinsurancegal
      @realinsurancegal Před 5 lety +85

      Moon Palette “It’s What’s That Name. 😁” 🤣

    • @stevenconnors5799
      @stevenconnors5799 Před 5 lety +7

      1.3k likes, really?

    • @blondecai
      @blondecai Před 5 lety +23

      @@stevenconnors5799 ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

  • @NicksStrengthandPower
    @NicksStrengthandPower Před 4 lety +10115

    Bill Hader is the GOAT

  • @fifthhoven
    @fifthhoven Před 2 lety +19

    "No, you're not seeing double. There is three women there." That might be the smartest wordplay joke in history. It is also remarkable that its intrinsic awareness of numbers automatically makes any hyperbole impossible.

  • @PGP1506
    @PGP1506 Před 4 lety +6226

    I keep rewatching this sketch, and the "I would listen" gets me everytime

    • @bethleitch2271
      @bethleitch2271 Před 4 lety +10

      Me too!

    • @filmfangirls9163
      @filmfangirls9163 Před 4 lety +99

      And that smug smirk as the audience applauded 😂

    • @robotbjorn4952
      @robotbjorn4952 Před 4 lety +39

      Marilyn Manson interview from Bowling for Columbine.

    • @KilljoyDJBM
      @KilljoyDJBM Před 4 lety +3

      @@robotbjorn4952 yeah. Stealing class from MM. 😄

    • @memento81
      @memento81 Před 4 lety +4

      e v e r y t h i n g about this gets my every time. Phenomenal sketch!

  • @747Sean
    @747Sean Před 3 lety +4299

    “Does your housekeeper have a son”
    “No she doesn’t”
    “He’s 16 years old, good night”

    • @xyeB
      @xyeB Před rokem +6

      SNL is the best even thou people say ‘twas not

  • @Natasha-yb4fb
    @Natasha-yb4fb Před 2 lety +17

    I easily watch this every week. Any Bill and John's collaboration will always be the best antidepressant

  • @eclectictsunami544
    @eclectictsunami544 Před rokem +12

    The way Mulaney's voice starts to break on "other wives" kills me every time. He knows that train is gonna derail but he's powerless to stop it

  • @845835
    @845835 Před 5 lety +2850

    The contempt on Hader's face when he says "for $10 million dollars" is fantastic .

    • @michellemabelle8298
      @michellemabelle8298 Před 4 lety +3

      read this right as he said it

    • @stevenhosea4849
      @stevenhosea4849 Před 4 lety

      845835ab No. Hi. Yes

    • @filmfangirls9163
      @filmfangirls9163 Před 4 lety

      @@beetlejuice4357 sweetie....youre not getting the bit so you should really just move on. Most of us know the story behind the character and know exactly why he said that.

    • @beetlejuice4357
      @beetlejuice4357 Před 4 lety +1

      @@filmfangirls9163 ok I get it now ty. 😘

  • @krakkinem
    @krakkinem Před 4 lety +1295

    Audience: "Mara!"
    Mulaney: "I said Mara!"
    Bill: "Yeah, but you didn't know it."
    😆😆😆

  • @ohiobluegrass1507
    @ohiobluegrass1507 Před rokem +11

    This is one of the best performed skits of all time.

  • @blakevjones
    @blakevjones Před rokem +4

    Bill Hader in this is perhaps my favorite SNL character/performance ever. Everything he does and how he does it is all so perfect. He’s over the top… without looking like he’s trying too hard. Masterful.

  • @ericadams214
    @ericadams214 Před 5 lety +3248

    "Audience?"
    "MARA!"
    "I said Mara."
    "Yeah, but ya didn't know it."
    Lol

    • @astratr3b677
      @astratr3b677 Před 5 lety +16

      yeah i have closed captions

    • @richarddortenzio678
      @richarddortenzio678 Před 5 lety +1

      Astra Tr3b 😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @filmfangirls9163
      @filmfangirls9163 Před 4 lety

      When I first watched the episode I was like "wait but he said mara" and then the bit started and i was laughing so hard I was crying.

  • @jakesanservino7500
    @jakesanservino7500 Před 4 lety +2382

    “We call ourselves, The Squad”. I lost it 😂😂

    • @dysanmccray2900
      @dysanmccray2900 Před 4 lety +4

      Ong😂😂

    • @AnthonyGaff
      @AnthonyGaff Před 4 lety +35

      Mulaney probably wrote that line as a cue card change like he used to with the Stefon bits!

    • @JonSmith-oy4bi
      @JonSmith-oy4bi Před 3 lety +3

      Love that part

    • @giantsdiscord3857
      @giantsdiscord3857 Před 3 lety +3

      I liked this comment because you are a fellow giants fan. Much Love from the West!

    • @jakesanservino7500
      @jakesanservino7500 Před 3 lety +3

      giants discord nice! We will bounce back

  • @NROhvac
    @NROhvac Před 2 lety +10

    John and bill are an iconic duo, so many laughs

  • @drewtunstable9248
    @drewtunstable9248 Před rokem +9

    The funniest line hands down "you're not seeing double, there are 3 women up there"

  • @JDGAMING124
    @JDGAMING124 Před 2 lety +6581

    When Bill said "how is that worse" I literally died of laughter

    • @fwsimon110
      @fwsimon110 Před 2 lety +64

      Then how are you typing this?

    • @jakeherter
      @jakeherter Před 2 lety +104

      She's a God damn partner at her firm buddy!

    • @JDGAMING124
      @JDGAMING124 Před 2 lety +33

      @@jakeherter Unbelievable Unbelievable

    • @akulahirpada1993
      @akulahirpada1993 Před 2 lety +11

      rip

    • @GiselleKlara
      @GiselleKlara Před rokem +17

      let's bring the camera in deeper.. "now finish that thought." HOW is it worse? No one is worse than. you. you are as bad as you can be, even if you WERE on benches the whole time...

  • @abbymorrison6857
    @abbymorrison6857 Před 4 lety +1765

    Bill hader throwing ALL the shade with a diabolical smile

    • @p1nkfreud
      @p1nkfreud Před 3 lety +12

      When he's "on" like he is in this sketch, he's one of the funniest actors in history IMO

  • @joshuaathridge3694
    @joshuaathridge3694 Před 2 lety +16

    This is, legit, my favorite SNL sketch ever. Brilliant writing and acting.

  • @carlgranieri9243
    @carlgranieri9243 Před 2 měsíci +3

    Hader is a damn genius.

  • @carlosl.jimenezjr5521
    @carlosl.jimenezjr5521 Před 5 lety +1606

    my favorite part is when Todd's girlfriend says
    "I've been his girlfriend for four years" and the entire audience groans cause they can all relate

    • @filmfangirls9163
      @filmfangirls9163 Před 4 lety +29

      I know right!! When I watched it with my mom she groaned too lol

    • @mediocre_violist
      @mediocre_violist Před 4 lety +52

      Beatle Juice I’ve seen you leave multiple rude comments on here. Are you alright? Are you taking care of yourself? Drinking enough water and getting good sleep?

    • @seanmurphy9913
      @seanmurphy9913 Před 4 lety +6

      Beatle Juice I care

    • @devaanarayanannv8829
      @devaanarayanannv8829 Před 4 lety +2

      @@beetlejuice4357 Fuck off

    • @scj6693
      @scj6693 Před 4 lety

      Beatle Juice i can’t imagine how boring your life must be if you think leaving rude comments on SNL CZcams videos is hilarious, lmao

  • @davidalexander3320
    @davidalexander3320 Před 2 lety +3365

    "You're not seeing double, there's 3 women"
    Underrated

    • @zoeslounge95
      @zoeslounge95 Před 2 lety +18

      i don't get it

    • @superbadisfunmy
      @superbadisfunmy Před 2 lety +11

      the best line by far

    • @ayapapaya5693
      @ayapapaya5693 Před 2 lety +3

      I got it!

    • @JonathanLidbeck
      @JonathanLidbeck Před 2 lety +8

      I must be seeing double. Six women!

    • @Logan_Baron
      @Logan_Baron Před 2 lety +106

      @@zoeslounge95 It's just funny because it doesn't make sense. First they look nothing alike, but the main joke is that if you're seeing double, you see two of something. There's 3. It would be triple. It's just that it doesn't make sense. And it passes by so quickly that most miss it.

  • @aregeninotenshi6484
    @aregeninotenshi6484 Před 2 lety +9

    I’ve watched so many funny things (many from SNL), but this one actually caused me to finally create a “Comedy Gold” playlist.
    Thank you to everyone in this sketch and the amazing work that went into it. It clearly shows. Love you all.

  • @Mark-db1ok
    @Mark-db1ok Před 2 lety +13

    Bill Hader is a comedic genius to me. I think he and Phil Hartman were the greatest at these kinds of characters (although Keenan Thompson is coming up). And the way Bill bounces back and forth between gameshow host cheese and something potentially evil right beneath the surface is fantastic.

  • @drrockkso8882
    @drrockkso8882 Před 3 lety +6795

    Bill Hader is the master of being hilarious and bone-chillingly terrifying at the same time. He plays these characters who if you met them IRL would be the life of the party, but part of you would also be wondering "could this guy be a serial killer?" I can't think of another comedic actor who can create that vibe so perfectly.

  • @TQWarrior
    @TQWarrior Před 2 lety +10

    This is one of the best sketches they ever made

  • @LycanLink
    @LycanLink Před rokem +6

    I love how this skit manages to make the amount of money awarded a punchline.

  • @westleyc6824
    @westleyc6824 Před 4 lety +578

    bill hader: chaotic evil yet still a feminist

    • @zay1025
      @zay1025 Před 4 lety +2

      They go hand in hand.

  • @catlamp9894
    @catlamp9894 Před 4 lety +1340

    "We know that you don't know any of their names"
    "I said Mara!"
    "Yeah, but you didn't know it"

    • @beetlejuice4357
      @beetlejuice4357 Před 4 lety +3

      Why are you commenting this?

    • @catlamp9894
      @catlamp9894 Před 4 lety +10

      @@beetlejuice4357 Idk

    • @filmfangirls9163
      @filmfangirls9163 Před 4 lety +43

      @@catlamp9894 ignore them. Theyre going to every comment and acting like a jerk. Its perfectly fine to quote your favorite parts. I laughed so hard at the Mara part!!

    • @jacobrengen
      @jacobrengen Před 4 lety +5

      Cat Lamp Hey Vince Blake what are you do this game what do you get out of it what’s it all for?

    • @lukek8930
      @lukek8930 Před 4 lety +2

      @@jacobrengen in a word. . . Chaos

  • @gabriellecjt
    @gabriellecjt Před 5 měsíci +2

    “I think she’d want to talk to the other wives at the party”…”She’s a goddamn partner, buddy”. Love it ❤

  • @jackbelden3851
    @jackbelden3851 Před 11 měsíci +3

    “How is that worse? No get all the cameras on him. Finish that thought, Doug.”

  • @mercymaddox
    @mercymaddox Před 3 lety +3330

    I laughed SO HARD at "I would listen"

    • @theeleanorshellstrop
      @theeleanorshellstrop Před 3 lety +7

      so did I!!

    • @cobrastriesand7693
      @cobrastriesand7693 Před 3 lety +18

      In “Bowling for Columbine” that’s what Marylin Manson told Michael Moore he would say to kids who shot up Columbine.
      I don’t have a point to make, I just always think of that moment and this sketch together.

    • @MarcillaSmith
      @MarcillaSmith Před 3 lety +3

      @@cobrastriesand7693 when he said it, I thought the same thing, which says nothing good about you, I'm sorry

    • @CrazyLocoInsane1
      @CrazyLocoInsane1 Před 3 lety +1

      I laughed even harder when OJ Simpson was found not guilty.

    • @oldrrocr
      @oldrrocr Před 2 lety

      I always wondered what the definitive answer to this question is. Now I know.

  • @ezybreezy1063
    @ezybreezy1063 Před 5 měsíci +1

    "I'd listen". im angry yet crying myself laughing. haha. gotta be best sketch

  • @blankfromff2684
    @blankfromff2684 Před rokem +3

    The way he says 10 million 😂

  • @aburlingham0915
    @aburlingham0915 Před 5 lety +2381

    How Bill Hader says, "10 million dollars" makes me laugh so hard every damn time!

  • @rose-ui6hk
    @rose-ui6hk Před 3 lety +3198

    "I wouldn't say anything . . . I would listen."
    Wow. Truly the feminist hero we deserve.

  • @jarrahlim
    @jarrahlim Před 2 lety +6

    As someone whose name is actually Jarrah... Bill's face after he said "Jara" really hit me, lmao. It is quite an unusual name

  • @dshockeybreaks
    @dshockeybreaks Před 2 lety +9

    This sketch is excellent for many reasons, but it's so relatable. We've definitely all forgotten some person's name even if you've met them a few times.

    • @GiselleKlara
      @GiselleKlara Před rokem

      yea, the bridesmaid name, ok. and even "mama"....ok, if you missed it and then it got awkward to ask.....but not knowing your doorman? that was the dark one

  • @feuccj5542
    @feuccj5542 Před 3 lety +829

    "Camera 3 push in on me.....
    I would listen."

  • @jaytastic479
    @jaytastic479 Před 4 lety +691

    John Mulaney and Bill Hader are the perfect chaos combo

  • @kennyfresquez7019
    @kennyfresquez7019 Před 7 měsíci +1

    God damn that was smooth. "Well, what would YOU say?" "I wouldn't say anything. I would listen."

  • @ejcejc4113
    @ejcejc4113 Před rokem +2

    "How is that worse? Get all the cameras on him, finish that thought." I wish this is how life worked.

  • @Chesh89
    @Chesh89 Před 3 lety +1886

    "Why do you do this game, what is it you want?"
    "In a word... _chaos._ "
    *Some men just want to watch the world burn.*

  • @LadyFalcon17
    @LadyFalcon17 Před 5 lety +1135

    “She’s a goddamn partner at her firm, buddy! Unreal. UNREAL!” 😂 I love Bill Hader so much in these sketches.

    • @filmfangirls9163
      @filmfangirls9163 Před 4 lety +6

      I didnt notice this before but after watching again Bill used the word unreal in both the sketches he made an appearance in for this episode lol this one and the cold open.

  • @hatchsyoutube
    @hatchsyoutube Před 3 měsíci +1

    It’s April 12, 2024 and I suddenly needed to watch this again. It’s now easily my most repeated watched bit of all time.