I Made A Shark That Can't Fit In The Ocean

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  • čas přidán 16. 06. 2024
  • I Made A Shark That Can't Fit In The Ocean
    I may have taken the term feed and grow a little too literal. The goal was to get bigger and bigger and bigger until the game breaks. Making a shark so big that it doesn't fit in the ocean wasn't my first mistake, and it won't be my last either.
    Merch - df.store/
    Game: store.steampowered.com/app/42...
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Komentáře • 691

  • @DangerouslyFunny
    @DangerouslyFunny  Před 2 lety +403

    Merch if you like - df.store/

  • @Getfitwithmason
    @Getfitwithmason Před 2 lety +1186

    The best DF combo:
    “I’ve had way too much coffee”
    A game requires a lot grinding

  • @glasswire4090
    @glasswire4090 Před 2 lety +1032

    The fact that he uses coffee to forget how much time he spends on these videos is the best part

    • @SmelvinFernsby
      @SmelvinFernsby Před 2 lety +19

      you see I would just get extremely high.. I think that would be funny

    • @h2squared
      @h2squared Před 2 lety +8

      @@SmelvinFernsby unless it's by that lieing awful youtube channel "threatenly amusing" because his channel sucks

    • @jaxblonk5127
      @jaxblonk5127 Před 2 lety +9

      Drinking to forget is certainly a mood.

    • @npctrucker1367
      @npctrucker1367 Před 2 lety +2

      @@h2squared no you

    • @dripnut2909
      @dripnut2909 Před 2 lety +1

      Mm cawfee

  • @v-rex5715
    @v-rex5715 Před 2 lety +780

    "Today, things are gonna get *very* out of hand."
    Well isn't that standard on this channel?

  • @whymeow2776
    @whymeow2776 Před 2 lety +550

    I love this guys voice it’s soothing asf

  • @akiharuao
    @akiharuao Před 2 lety +81

    _"I don't want to hurt it anymore, I want to dominate it."_
    - _DangerouslyFunny, 2021_

  • @kookiemony01
    @kookiemony01 Před 2 lety +505

    Let's keep in mind that the largest shark ever recorded was 28 feet long, meanwhile DF ended up with a shark that was ~3000cm long or 98.5ft long.

    • @craveliving681
      @craveliving681 Před 2 lety +15

      The largest shark ever recorded was 66 feet.

    • @CptJazzboi
      @CptJazzboi Před 2 lety +21

      Haha your both wrong it’s actually about 82 feet

    • @yeedunique
      @yeedunique Před 2 lety +73

      I only got 2 feet

    • @domingosmartins7558
      @domingosmartins7558 Před 2 lety +32

      @@yeedunique *cries in european*

    • @samlarson9120
      @samlarson9120 Před 2 lety +15

      @@craveliving681 they might mean aside from the plankton eaters? But yeah, whale sharks are way more than nine meters.

  • @eternal_space_cat2845
    @eternal_space_cat2845 Před 2 lety +197

    Im like 2 minutes in and DF is already REALLY throwing out those innuendos.

  • @suntzu9661
    @suntzu9661 Před 2 lety +124

    Something about watching df cause mass genocide on fish is just entertaining

    • @Xvim-xw8wz
      @Xvim-xw8wz Před 2 lety +5

      - sun tzu 2021 friday july 16th

    • @ToraRocket
      @ToraRocket Před 2 lety +1

      8:03pm

    • @Dark-dz8co
      @Dark-dz8co Před 2 lety +3

      "Something about watching df cause mass genocide on fish is just entertaining"
      -Sun Tzu, A comment about fish genocide.

  • @danilamensch8725
    @danilamensch8725 Před 2 lety +178

    Df “I never eat things that are my species”
    Me sssssuuuuurrrrrreeeee....

  • @jshtng78
    @jshtng78 Před 2 lety +73

    "Probably going to restart this one..."
    How can DF display such a strong gacha gamer mindset and yet fumble so hilariously in real gacha games?

  • @PartialX
    @PartialX Před 2 lety +122

    I'd watch this guys class if he was a math teacher. very calming and entertaining voice

    • @DonnyDrake06
      @DonnyDrake06 Před 2 lety +5

      if df was a math teacher we wouldn't learn much, and he'd always have like 8 cups of cofee

    • @hi28
      @hi28 Před 2 lety +1

      @@DonnyDrake06 if df was a maths teacher we would learn by commiting warcrimes

  • @brunoarielmicolis1095
    @brunoarielmicolis1095 Před 2 lety +25

    "Gonna put the biggest posible things iq can in my mouth and enjoy every last bit of it" xD love the innuendos

  • @stubee3772
    @stubee3772 Před 2 lety +3

    Can’t sleep at 4am, df uploads a video for you

  • @VjjQueen
    @VjjQueen Před 2 lety +5

    Im a simple man. I see a DF video. I click like

  • @bathrobeheroo
    @bathrobeheroo Před 2 lety +24

    Just in time!

    • @con.421
      @con.421 Před 2 lety

      Im an hour late. Sucks to suck.

  • @JUCA10
    @JUCA10 Před 2 lety +9

    So much chaotic potential in this mans voice. I LOVE IT.

  • @firockfinion3326
    @firockfinion3326 Před 2 lety +10

    So if shark "get in my mouth" DF went up against fisherman "get in the boat" DF, who would win?

    • @gManGabe
      @gManGabe Před 2 lety +5

      Unstoppable force meets other, also unstoppable force

  • @redhunter7849
    @redhunter7849 Před 2 lety +17

    DF, you are my inspiration for when I become a socially challenged caffeinated adult

  • @CrasherHasCrashed
    @CrasherHasCrashed Před 2 lety +50

    Whenever DF does anything, every being with a set ammount of hp should quiver in fear.

    • @skyprior3866
      @skyprior3866 Před 2 lety +1

      ...If you believe those with a set amount would not quiver in fear when the world slows and shakes, When the world breaks into eternal darkness do they FEEL FEAR?! no? oh... my mistake

    • @SephirothRyu
      @SephirothRyu Před 2 lety +1

      If he were the protagonist in That Time I Got Reincarnated As A Slime: well, take a wild guess how he'd end up. We have SEEN how he plays games where he can eat things.

    • @CrasherHasCrashed
      @CrasherHasCrashed Před 2 lety

      @@SephirothRyu He also especially wrecks games without lvl cap

  • @SephirothRyu
    @SephirothRyu Před 2 lety +25

    Drinking game: Take 5% of a shot every time he says "shark." Yes, 5% of one. We want you to still actually be ALIVE after today.

  • @mewtwo5889
    @mewtwo5889 Před 2 lety +58

    *DangerouslyFunny* I need your "Hello Everyone" intro please.

    • @Reptalord4839
      @Reptalord4839 Před 2 lety +3

      Yes we do need that intro

    • @thegothaunt
      @thegothaunt Před 2 lety +3

      Aww, I miss it! I can almost hear the stardew music too!

    • @Dark-dz8co
      @Dark-dz8co Před 2 lety

      ​@@thegothaunt This is normally a bot ok? go on other videos and look and there should be the same thing. but I did like his intro though

    • @Dark-dz8co
      @Dark-dz8co Před 2 lety

      @@Reptalord4839 this is a bot

    • @Reptalord4839
      @Reptalord4839 Před 2 lety

      @@Dark-dz8co Yeah I know

  • @artokaii
    @artokaii Před 2 lety +22

    I was playing Battle Cats… until DF uploaded. Killer cats can wait!

  • @tabbytar4314
    @tabbytar4314 Před 2 lety +13

    The fact that the editor put do doo doo do doo when DF said baby shark is just so funny

  • @NenoSK
    @NenoSK Před 2 lety +12

    10:20 "Damn look att all that meat, it's impressive" -DF 2021

  • @simpleman806
    @simpleman806 Před 2 lety +25

    I wish that graystillplays would expand on his playthroughs like DF

  • @pyritepanx
    @pyritepanx Před 2 lety +4

    Glad DF was able to destroy the ecosystem today

  • @thebluehonu
    @thebluehonu Před 2 lety +2

    "We're big enough to hoover dolphins"
    -DF 2021

  • @maskedshadow5365
    @maskedshadow5365 Před 2 lety +4

    Df+Coffee= Insanity

  • @jaykay1074
    @jaykay1074 Před 2 lety +4

    Always a nice night when you catch DFs video before bed.

  • @rahsan8139
    @rahsan8139 Před 2 lety +20

    CZcams would literally not show the vid on your page so I kept refreshing til it popped in recommended

    • @mac_quac
      @mac_quac Před 2 lety

      or you could just look him up

  • @honeyylemonz
    @honeyylemonz Před 2 lety +2

    Another Great DF Video.

  • @Willon
    @Willon Před 2 lety +3

    Rip all them fishies

  • @badwolf4480
    @badwolf4480 Před 2 lety +1

    "Are you sure about that" Fucking golden. Love getting off work to this mans videos i swear man.

  • @minamaljokerx1119
    @minamaljokerx1119 Před 2 lety +13

    HE UPLOADS CONSTANTLY, I was just catching up on some of his videos and another masterpiece pops up. Smh

  • @smokingfish668
    @smokingfish668 Před 2 lety +12

    DF: who knew you need to be careful with what you put in you mouth
    Me: kinky

  • @kristakohlhoff2670
    @kristakohlhoff2670 Před 2 lety +3

    Thank gawd! I was waiting for this. Have a great weekend everyone!!!

  • @stanoevangelo2961
    @stanoevangelo2961 Před 2 lety +5

    Doesn't matter if the game is exploding he is always calm

  • @aisforarmbar3910
    @aisforarmbar3910 Před 2 lety +2

    I don’t need DF merch… but I *REALLY* want it!

  • @AmaryllisRomanova
    @AmaryllisRomanova Před 2 lety +15

    Ahh, yes, my nightly DF content. Exsquisite.

  • @svintx
    @svintx Před 2 lety +4

    I love it when he has too much coffee

  • @ColorMeExotics
    @ColorMeExotics Před 2 lety +3

    I'm so happy I found this channel

  • @spyhtryxl9425
    @spyhtryxl9425 Před 2 lety +2

    DF’s voice is calm but chaotic.

  • @garrettwilson4754
    @garrettwilson4754 Před 2 lety

    Tiger shark teeth are actually some of the very best teeth in the animal kingdom. They're not a freaky stabby as a sand tiger or as beefily triangular as a great white's, but they're waaaay more efficient - they're a hot knife and everything else is butter. They can bite through sea turtles, and if they get your arm or leg, you can't even kiss it goodbye because it's in the shark's belly already.

  • @michaeldaigle7207
    @michaeldaigle7207 Před 2 lety +2

    I don't always care for the game DF is playing but I'm watching because DF is playing it.

  • @drchromatic9114
    @drchromatic9114 Před 2 lety +1

    “We get to eat sea pancakes”
    Great words from DF

  • @rykertate6291
    @rykertate6291 Před 2 lety +3

    You're my favorite content creators out there keep up the good work please

  • @JK_5076
    @JK_5076 Před 2 lety +2

    The new channel variety is amazing

  • @bigshyman809
    @bigshyman809 Před 2 lety +2

    Your vids bring me happiness

  • @Kaiser69546
    @Kaiser69546 Před 2 lety +2

    I like how he doesn’t get distracted while talking both gaming

  • @Singing0reos
    @Singing0reos Před 2 lety +29

    **insert meme of guy looking constipated** me trying not to say "THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID" every 15 seconds in this vid

  • @williammclaughlin412
    @williammclaughlin412 Před 2 lety +1

    "Get in my mouth" has "get in the boat" vibes

  • @MegaMan7698
    @MegaMan7698 Před 2 lety +1

    I think what I enjoy the most is that this is how I talk to myself when I play solo games😂😂 he is my spirit animal in physical form. Love your vids man, keep doing you

  • @TheMePerson
    @TheMePerson Před 2 lety +4

    Good video!

  • @rickastley1.086
    @rickastley1.086 Před 2 lety

    His voice and something about the game is super satisfying

  • @foxplayz3149
    @foxplayz3149 Před 2 lety +2

    Yay another video love this video

  • @jellyfish7808
    @jellyfish7808 Před 2 lety +1

    You'd think his voice would hurt your ears after a while but it just doesn't

  • @mlpfanboy1701
    @mlpfanboy1701 Před 2 lety +1

    “Not an intimidating looking shark” meanwhile those of us who know oceanic creatures realize this is a tiger shark, it absolutely is intimidating.

  • @kristanova9361
    @kristanova9361 Před 2 lety

    Dangerously can play the most terrifying game, but he'd make it relaxing because his voice, its just so satisfying wtf 🙃😂

  • @LuckyOwl_7
    @LuckyOwl_7 Před 2 lety

    Wow df rly enjoys these fish/fishing games

  • @CarJul666
    @CarJul666 Před 2 lety

    I agree, a very fitting ending of an entertaining video.

  • @Nobody-jx6xc
    @Nobody-jx6xc Před 2 lety

    DF and shark,classic

  • @yeeteducation
    @yeeteducation Před rokem +1

    I can’t wait until full game come out

  • @someoneudontknow3709
    @someoneudontknow3709 Před 2 lety +2

    Alternative title making megaladons look small

  • @malchemis
    @malchemis Před rokem

    "I would never eat something of my own species" Glad to know that DangerouslyFunny isn't a cannibal

  • @avalanch4967
    @avalanch4967 Před 2 lety

    Gotta love the shark vids

  • @SpiritJay48
    @SpiritJay48 Před 2 lety +1

    I need you to always have way too much coffee because it's really entertaining when you do

  • @gmingtrch7815
    @gmingtrch7815 Před 2 lety +2

    Man I love these videos

  • @thewishfulone5065
    @thewishfulone5065 Před 2 lety +1

    I just love the screen you show us at the end where it shows how much meat you were worth and I’m guessing you’re near the surface but it was just skyrocketing into the atmosphere.

  • @Someone-ez5hi
    @Someone-ez5hi Před 2 lety +2

    "ill put you in my mouth to investigate you" - any and every shark ever

  • @Hana1LuLu
    @Hana1LuLu Před 2 lety +1

    The John Cena peekaboo slayed me. Absolutely gold, well done Editor

  • @Ice_Animates
    @Ice_Animates Před 2 lety +1

    This video has so much stuff to take out of context

  • @theshyshyguy
    @theshyshyguy Před 2 lety +4

    Yeaaaaa bou

  • @RitoReyes2033
    @RitoReyes2033 Před 2 lety +1

    Love sharks especially big ones

  • @LustLord
    @LustLord Před 2 lety +7

    Is it just me or i'm starting to understand df's emotions

  • @Sanzuigi
    @Sanzuigi Před 2 lety +1

    This video is basically 12 minutes of DD clips that could be taken out of context

  • @SylviaRustyFae
    @SylviaRustyFae Před 2 lety +1

    "It just wants to mate with me"
    "I dont want to hurt it anymore; i just want to dominate it"
    Sounds like youre both on the same page then

  • @jpkyer
    @jpkyer Před 2 lety +1

    I noticed he has been caffeine high lately finally a worthy opponent

  • @UninspiredFilm5
    @UninspiredFilm5 Před 2 lety

    Dangerously Funny's voice is great for relaxing

  • @Boredmanz
    @Boredmanz Před 2 lety

    This is my new favorite CZcamsr.

  • @johideath
    @johideath Před 2 lety +1

    It's really fun eating sea pancakes as a baby 🤣 Lots of good experience

  • @arkhamff6986
    @arkhamff6986 Před 2 lety

    This game is really satisfying

  • @tadertotz3903
    @tadertotz3903 Před 2 lety

    “put things in my mouth/ get in my mouth” and “get in the boat” have the same energy

  • @deasiabedford7042
    @deasiabedford7042 Před 2 lety

    Am I the only one that lets his videos play to help me fall asleep because his voice is so soothing? 🤨🤔

  • @VaranusZhukof117
    @VaranusZhukof117 Před 2 lety +2

    DF try deathmatch on the great map, you wont be disappointed

  • @joshdanilind1
    @joshdanilind1 Před 2 lety

    Someone: The baby shark looks so innocent and such an angle!
    DF: let’s change that

  • @pocketpj2722
    @pocketpj2722 Před 2 lety

    i feel like this paints sharks as evil but it looks really fun to play

  • @Koko-rc3pz
    @Koko-rc3pz Před 2 lety

    DF: You can't defeat me!
    Great White: I know. But he can.
    Sea Urchin: *-133529 HP*

  • @redstoneraptor8101
    @redstoneraptor8101 Před 2 lety +14

    DF: I can’t wait to put the biggest things I possibly can into my mouth, and enjoy every moment of it.
    John Cena: Are you sure about that?
    Me: Ah, shit. The editor did my job for me.

  • @luccathegreat84
    @luccathegreat84 Před 2 lety

    This entire video can be taken in a completely different context

  • @mtorngren15
    @mtorngren15 Před 2 lety

    His casual inappropriateness is hilarious 😂😂😂

  • @Andrea-mc6tv
    @Andrea-mc6tv Před 2 lety +2

    I don't understand why but this fish game becomes cuter when df is playing it. Literally all he does is causing bloodshed and devouring everything that comes his way but it's also oddly adorable

  • @Palitato
    @Palitato Před 2 lety

    "It doesn't look very intimidating." DF says, about the second most dangerous shark in the world. (111 recorded unprovoked attacks on humans for the tiger shark... it's only beaten by the Great White itself, which has over 300.)

  • @Dark-dz8co
    @Dark-dz8co Před 2 lety

    Another amazing video.
    Keep up the good work!

  • @RitoReyes2033
    @RitoReyes2033 Před 2 lety +1

    Great game and ep 👏

  • @monkeyville987
    @monkeyville987 Před 2 lety +3

    One of my favorite youtubers keep it up dude! :)

    • @gtbkts
      @gtbkts Před 2 lety

      Deffinetly should be in everyone's top 10 list. He's great!!

  • @turtlesrock9586
    @turtlesrock9586 Před 2 lety

    Him: *making a shark bigger than the ocean*
    Shark Week: Mate that's a 20 foot tiger!! Croiky

  • @thequeer_underthebed2535
    @thequeer_underthebed2535 Před 2 lety +1

    6:20 hey look, it’s dory

  • @hjuman3878
    @hjuman3878 Před 2 lety

    Crash ending is the most DF ending ever.

  • @glitchxero4687
    @glitchxero4687 Před 2 lety +2

    DF, your video is so good it's got 17 views and 46 likes.