I Made A Shark That Can't Fit In The Ocean
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- čas přidán 25. 06. 2024
- I Made A Shark That Can't Fit In The Ocean
I may have taken the term feed and grow a little too literal. The goal was to get bigger and bigger and bigger until the game breaks. Making a shark so big that it doesn't fit in the ocean wasn't my first mistake, and it won't be my last either.
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I love this game
Hola
I can't buy the merch ;(
Hey o
I do
The best DF combo:
“I’ve had way too much coffee”
A game requires a lot grinding
Option 3: Microtransactions
2nd sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesh
true
So true, lol
Or just pressing keys to instantly level up his shark as his mod does :/
"Today, things are gonna get *very* out of hand."
Well isn't that standard on this channel?
Yes...yes it is..
Standards? There's none
Exactly
It should be the motto
5th
The fact that he uses coffee to forget how much time he spends on these videos is the best part
you see I would just get extremely high.. I think that would be funny
@@SmelvinFernsby unless it's by that lieing awful youtube channel "threatenly amusing" because his channel sucks
Drinking to forget is certainly a mood.
@@h2squared no you
Mm cawfee
I love this guys voice it’s soothing asf
Yeah
IKR
I agree
Yeah
He's got the worst voice in the world. It's so pathetic and creepy.
Lmao. If you believe me, you suck
_"I don't want to hurt it anymore, I want to dominate it."_
- _DangerouslyFunny, 2021_
Let's keep in mind that the largest shark ever recorded was 28 feet long, meanwhile DF ended up with a shark that was ~3000cm long or 98.5ft long.
The largest shark ever recorded was 66 feet.
Haha your both wrong it’s actually about 82 feet
I only got 2 feet
@@yeedunique *cries in european*
@@craveliving681 they might mean aside from the plankton eaters? But yeah, whale sharks are way more than nine meters.
Im like 2 minutes in and DF is already REALLY throwing out those innuendos.
Are you new to this series?😂
"Probably going to restart this one..."
How can DF display such a strong gacha gamer mindset and yet fumble so hilariously in real gacha games?
I'd watch this guys class if he was a math teacher. very calming and entertaining voice
if df was a math teacher we wouldn't learn much, and he'd always have like 8 cups of cofee
@@DonnyDrake06 if df was a maths teacher we would learn by commiting warcrimes
Just in time!
Im an hour late. Sucks to suck.
Something about watching df cause mass genocide on fish is just entertaining
- sun tzu 2021 friday july 16th
8:03pm
"Something about watching df cause mass genocide on fish is just entertaining"
-Sun Tzu, A comment about fish genocide.
So if shark "get in my mouth" DF went up against fisherman "get in the boat" DF, who would win?
Unstoppable force meets other, also unstoppable force
"Gonna put the biggest posible things iq can in my mouth and enjoy every last bit of it" xD love the innuendos
DF, you are my inspiration for when I become a socially challenged caffeinated adult
Drinking game: Take 5% of a shot every time he says "shark." Yes, 5% of one. We want you to still actually be ALIVE after today.
Im a simple man. I see a DF video. I click like
Df “I never eat things that are my species”
Me sssssuuuuurrrrrreeeee....
1st
yeah true
@@johnnyfire8199 no one gives a shit
@@goose93 i did it to piss you off i am now a the god of lies
I'm pretty certain I've seen DF raise children, which he then later eats.
So much chaotic potential in this mans voice. I LOVE IT.
Can’t sleep at 4am, df uploads a video for you
I was playing Battle Cats… until DF uploaded. Killer cats can wait!
Mood
Whenever DF does anything, every being with a set ammount of hp should quiver in fear.
...If you believe those with a set amount would not quiver in fear when the world slows and shakes, When the world breaks into eternal darkness do they FEEL FEAR?! no? oh... my mistake
If he were the protagonist in That Time I Got Reincarnated As A Slime: well, take a wild guess how he'd end up. We have SEEN how he plays games where he can eat things.
@@SephirothRyu He also especially wrecks games without lvl cap
Glad DF was able to destroy the ecosystem today
10:20 "Damn look att all that meat, it's impressive" -DF 2021
Df+Coffee= Insanity
Josh + hours = insanity
Gray + carbs drugs or alcohol = Destruction
DF: who knew you need to be careful with what you put in you mouth
Me: kinky
HE UPLOADS CONSTANTLY, I was just catching up on some of his videos and another masterpiece pops up. Smh
Another Great DF Video.
*DangerouslyFunny* I need your "Hello Everyone" intro please.
Yes we do need that intro
Aww, I miss it! I can almost hear the stardew music too!
@@thegothaunt This is normally a bot ok? go on other videos and look and there should be the same thing. but I did like his intro though
@@Reptalord4839 this is a bot
@@Dark-dz8co Yeah I know
The fact that the editor put do doo doo do doo when DF said baby shark is just so funny
Rip all them fishies
I wish that graystillplays would expand on his playthroughs like DF
Right tho not that we have any issue with florida man
Does he even do playthroughs?
CZcams would literally not show the vid on your page so I kept refreshing til it popped in recommended
or you could just look him up
"We're big enough to hoover dolphins"
-DF 2021
Always a nice night when you catch DFs video before bed.
Doesn't matter if the game is exploding he is always calm
DF’s voice is calm but chaotic.
"Are you sure about that" Fucking golden. Love getting off work to this mans videos i swear man.
Remove the word work
**insert meme of guy looking constipated** me trying not to say "THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID" every 15 seconds in this vid
Your vids bring me happiness
Good video!
Thank gawd! I was waiting for this. Have a great weekend everyone!!!
I love it when he has too much coffee
I'm so happy I found this channel
I don’t need DF merch… but I *REALLY* want it!
Ahh, yes, my nightly DF content. Exsquisite.
I don't always care for the game DF is playing but I'm watching because DF is playing it.
The new channel variety is amazing
Tiger shark teeth are actually some of the very best teeth in the animal kingdom. They're not a freaky stabby as a sand tiger or as beefily triangular as a great white's, but they're waaaay more efficient - they're a hot knife and everything else is butter. They can bite through sea turtles, and if they get your arm or leg, you can't even kiss it goodbye because it's in the shark's belly already.
“Not an intimidating looking shark” meanwhile those of us who know oceanic creatures realize this is a tiger shark, it absolutely is intimidating.
"Get in my mouth" has "get in the boat" vibes
Alternative title making megaladons look small
You're my favorite content creators out there keep up the good work please
His voice and something about the game is super satisfying
“We get to eat sea pancakes”
Great words from DF
Yay another video love this video
Wow df rly enjoys these fish/fishing games
DF and shark,classic
I think what I enjoy the most is that this is how I talk to myself when I play solo games😂😂 he is my spirit animal in physical form. Love your vids man, keep doing you
I like how he doesn’t get distracted while talking both gaming
You'd think his voice would hurt your ears after a while but it just doesn't
Man I love these videos
I can’t wait until full game come out
DF: I can’t wait to put the biggest things I possibly can into my mouth, and enjoy every moment of it.
John Cena: Are you sure about that?
Me: Ah, shit. The editor did my job for me.
Gotta love the shark vids
"ill put you in my mouth to investigate you" - any and every shark ever
This video is basically 12 minutes of DD clips that could be taken out of context
"I would never eat something of my own species" Glad to know that DangerouslyFunny isn't a cannibal
I just love the screen you show us at the end where it shows how much meat you were worth and I’m guessing you’re near the surface but it was just skyrocketing into the atmosphere.
"It just wants to mate with me"
"I dont want to hurt it anymore; i just want to dominate it"
Sounds like youre both on the same page then
Dangerously can play the most terrifying game, but he'd make it relaxing because his voice, its just so satisfying wtf 🙃😂
Love sharks especially big ones
This video has so much stuff to take out of context
I need you to always have way too much coffee because it's really entertaining when you do
Dangerously Funny's voice is great for relaxing
6:20 hey look, it’s dory
I agree, a very fitting ending of an entertaining video.
This is my new favorite CZcamsr.
DF: You can't defeat me!
Great White: I know. But he can.
Sea Urchin: *-133529 HP*
This game is really satisfying
The John Cena peekaboo slayed me. Absolutely gold, well done Editor
Ngl you should continue the Maneater series. Its really good
Is it just me or i'm starting to understand df's emotions
This entire video can be taken in a completely different context
“Look at all that meat, that’s impressive” and… THATS WHAT SH-
One of my favorite youtubers keep it up dude! :)
Deffinetly should be in everyone's top 10 list. He's great!!
Tip: use meat as bait so u don’t have to go looking for big fish and risk getting eaten by a really big fish because the fish come to you
5;00 in Poland and im accualy watching this xD
Crash ending is the most DF ending ever.
DF try deathmatch on the great map, you wont be disappointed
I noticed he has been caffeine high lately finally a worthy opponent
Since you love fish and fishing games you should try out Subnautica
The calmer gray still plays
Wow 16 comments my personal record
It's really fun eating sea pancakes as a baby 🤣 Lots of good experience
Great game and ep 👏
I watched this in 17 minutes aftet this was created
Someone: The baby shark looks so innocent and such an angle!
DF: let’s change that
Why is this relaxing lol
I think its his voice lol
[maximum reverb] BABY SHARK DO DO DO DO DO BABY SHARK DO DO-