I Evolved The Ultimate Creature And Broke Reality
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- čas přidán 28. 07. 2021
- I Evolved The Ultimate Creature And Broke Reality
Somehow this plan actually worked. All I had to do was eat everything to become an even bigger fish. Leveling up wasn't easy but I soon got on a roll eating other fish and gathering some big experience. Just need to watch our for sharks and piranhas.
Merch - df.store/
Game: store.steampowered.com/app/42... - Hry
The Stardew Valley soundtrack really added to the experience of motoring a yacht sized gar around a small pond of floating meat chunks. Loved this!
I would like this comment, but it has 69 likes. So I'll just say NICE
Definitely nice to hear some Stardew Valley music. Makes me want to go back and play some.
This is one of the greatest sentences I've ever read.
DF the reality breaker that's a good title
And its the truest clickbait title ive ever seen.
Silky-voiced warcriminal
as someone is in the eastern time zone (new york to florida for people who don’t live in america) these are the videos that help me fall asleep with your voice which is calming af now i fall asleep at 11:30 and not 1 am thank you df.
Same.
Fax bro I'll be watching a video and than wake up in the morning and just be so confused😭
I now go to sleep at 4 not 7
Let us praise the almighty DF for correcting our sleep schedules
“The hardest part of eating thirty small things is the other idiots trying to eat them instead of me, so I might try and get them eaten first.”
Not even twenty seconds in, and DF is already contemplating cannibalism. Why am I not surprised.
All in a completely soft and calm voice.
In a parallel universe I guarantee you he’s a menace to society.
@@thecommunitycrusader2284 you mean he’s not already
That not true!!! He wants others to eat them :) Even better.
Ok
That first fish was a tiger Barb, I actually have a few of them in my aquarium. It's funny seeing the supervised version of a fish that in reality doesn't get more than 3-4 inches big lol. ❤️🐠
Lol
Lol
Evolution: "The purpose of life is procreation. Without passing down your genes, your life is meaningless."
DF: "Do I _have_ to?"
Imagine seeing that guppy eat a shrimp then supersize like Mario.
hi
im still convinced that DF spends more money on games than food
His financial priorities are such:
1. Coffee
2. Divorces
3. Stupid Game Ideas
Then somewhere FAR down the list is food.
@@smallymcsmall7065 I have never agreed with something this much
@@Aquaticcaa No, food is first priority but its all pure sugar, like a 10 pound, 1 teapspoon BLOCK of sugar per hour, also 5 of them in every coffee
QUICK IRL TIP, DONT PUT TO MUCH SUGAR IN YOUR COFFEE, LITTLE WHITE THINGS WILL FORM AND THEY ARE N O T SUGAR, THEY TASTE HORRIBLE
I love how he uses Grimm’s Boss fight music during fights
Shut up let me vibe to my grim Boss music and a fish game
You know he has a good community when no one is talking about him cheating
he waists enough time for us. the occasional cheat so we can get more content without burning him out again from playing games all day to make tiny incremental progress is understandable. even if my comment isnt lol
@@williammckenzie6865 I agree. He fulfilled the title of the video and evolved the ultimate creature and broke reality. How he did that doesn't really mater especially considering we got some lols out of the end result.
Either that or they are all used to it lol
Is that a compliment or a disappointment?
"I Evolved The Ultimate Predator and Broke Reality"
In case he changes the name, which he did :)
Lol
Waiting for it to happen lol
He changed it
@@femboyeggy8947 LOOOL
does he change titles frequently 😭😭??
18:28 imagine just being a fisherman coming down to your small quiet out of the way fishing spot, and seeing THIS
The Stardew valley music in the background halfway through was a flashback my goodness
Thank god I'm not the only one
Yep, thought the same. Might go back and play it a little.
Every video since this, the Stardew is getting louder
The mystery of loch ness solved. DF evolved a fish and got stuck in shallow water
DF is dangerously funny but also funnily dangerous.
Is there possibly a mod that would reduce/remove the fog effect one you get really big? That would probably make it a lot easier for DF and the viewers.
A little tip with Fish Feed and Grow if you are around the same size as a fish there is a relatively good chance you can kill it.
I really enjoy your content, thanks for posting!
Breaking reality. Sounds like dangerously funny!
Today is my birthday and honestly? One of my best gifts today was being able to end my night with df’s choatic fish/fishing obsession
Happy birthday, dude!
Thanks for the daily upload DF, love the content 💙
I love to watch DF eating stuff
Somebody give this man the realitystone.
I don't know how I feel about the words "Meat explosion"
How about when he shortens it to "meatsplosion"? Is that any better?
@@dkolonay258 No
@@jackinthebox8177 YES
Keep up the grind love the vids
pulled a all nighter and clicked subscriptions and saw a new df video best start to a day
Glad to see someone play this again
Waited all morning for this
Happy happy happy. Sees new DF vid and just have to let the universe know its doing a good job
The bottom feeder ability is why you could eat those yellow things
*DangerouslyFunny* I need your "Hello Everyone" intro please.
DF's laughter is very contagious.
Day 5 of asking DF to do a “hello everyone” intro.
5 days
Nice, good vid! Perfect end to my day.
I watched you for a while and never knew I wasn't subbed, luckily I fixed that
Most people: ooh a cute fish
Df: lets evolve it into a giant predator
Ah Yes, Another Day Of DF Murdering Innocent Creatures
"Okay, this is easy enough to start, EAT 30 BUGS"
I dont even know what game this is. Why am i loving this so much?
you know its gonna be a good video when 5 seconds in you see nightmare fuel
If you didn't know, it's called a DF video.
@@otra0440 it's the first DF video i've seen where the nightmare fuel is right at the start
@@gustavofrisk Yes, but i meant just lots of nightmarefuel, like generaly.
The only place where evolution grows in a positive way
DF if You want to grow fast press the keys U+L at the same time to grow and get levels as any fish,hold the keys untill your fish grow the size You wanted
No, no, no, you mean ALT+F4, right?
DF: "I don't know what's big enough to challenge me at this point, I'm 682 size!" 17:39
Me: * conspiracy music and floating equations * "...Big bitey thing... has scales ... eats everything ... hates everything ... *682* ... SCP"
This video made me subscribe. So entertaining!
I honestly like the random meme noises
Congrats on 1.5 million subs!!
That ending was very enjoyable… lol
It makes my Morning so good
My day gets instantly 100000000x times better when I reiceive the notification that you posted a new video
same
Back with another coffee overdose
DF is the only guy i can expect to do world domination
Vote for DF as president in the next election.
This guy and Graystillplays need to collab.
That title can also pertain to the workers at activision
No “the dangerously funny reality breaker”
Df “this fish is all eyes.”
Mike masoscqi appers
Me “oh that is cursed!”
Ah yes mike masoscqi
Dang DF has grown a lot
The Stardew Valley music was so trippy! I'm listening to this on my headphones while playing Stardew Valley!
And this is why one of my biggest fears is the ocean and open water. If I can't see what's in it, highly unlikely I'll go deep
Hello my friend👋☺️i love all of your video🤗😌💕
Cant wait for them to add the ocean
Vegans: nooooo don’t eat fish you wouldn’t want to be eaten 😭😭😭
DF: DIRTY DEEDS, DONE DIRT CHEEP
Jojo reference?
@@priyanshugoel3030 nope but the song bussin 😩
Day one of thinking about a new DF Dungreed series.
I swear these videos are always named something different on the notifications
That's because DF changes the name after releasing the video, so you get the notification for the old title, and go to watch the video, but with a new title.
That vacumming sound when he swallowed that fish in a cave xDDD
Yay! Starrwdew Vaĺley music in the background. 😁
God damn your Vids are well made
If this was real life you would have gotten eaten by dry land predators when you were raising your eggs on shore
DF" Imma make the biggest fish!" The Game "Yoooo, I heard you were making the biggest fish, and I wanted to show you what to aim for."
7 pm df pog
This spells "Rafikii Master"
Love the stardew valley background music!!!
Ah shet, here we go again
"DF the best parent"
I think I heard DF say Eat-normous
8:00 I wanna be fishing in the pond with that catfish and perch(I think).
I love the stardew valley music, i wander if DF miss it lol
the stardew music made me want the resurgence of rediculous stardew mods
🎉 congratulations on 1.63mil subs🎉
When are we gonna see you play more minecraft dungeons, the new end dimension came out a couple days ago.
the first boss fish you incountered is a cat fish :D
5:11 haha un gallo
Haha craked voice
“My fish right now is made out of eyeball” aren’t they all?
Hello I like ur vids
Please update your playlists so I can easier binge watch your content
Df became a fish to go fishing again. Unfortunately though he will not finish cleaning the fire tower.
I'm scared for the day he unlocks the liopluredon.
E Y E S
0:05
I love your voice
Hi I'm a big fan a really big fan dangerouslyfunny
I love your voice!
This is the funniest youtuber ever change my mind
I mean... there's meme channels, but for gaming channels I think you're right... Exept for... no, we do not talk of the forbidden one...
Fill the pond with nothing but meat. Get big explode, eat, get big again n explode. See how for you can push it till you crash the game lol
Smol fish
Cool a tiger loach
The Bob Ross of CZcams
finally the guppy
@5:55...try a sashimi bar?
The boss was a catfish, wow, I've caught them before.
He could be a god damn potato chip and it would still be the most dangerous predator ever
DF said meat explosion to many times