Here we see the Cavemark, having just finished dragging home a mammoth by beating it with a club, employing his courtship dance after encountering a suspiciously bird-esque cavewoman in a brave attempt to attract a mate
ADHD has made life hell for me and caused me to drop out of school and get belittled at work constantly but I'm glad you think its just funny and quirky
@@Totaly14 what the fuck- 😭 bro that's not at all what i said and im literally in an alternative high school bc i was failing so bad but yeah im attacking you personally by "thinking it's quirky"
@@Totaly14 "adhd brain" as in it's simply ONE factor of how adhd is for a lot of people- random stimming and being silly about it- how was i making fun of adhd by pointing out the fact that he was doing that there was no reason for you take it personally like that
@@Totaly14i also have adhd and experineced what youve listed, i think this video is hilarious. We need to be able to laugh at ourselves or else its all just suffering.
as someone with adhd and it has affected my life badly in many ways - ignore the first reply, they're just projecting their misery because they assume any discussion of their disorder is an attack or mockery of some sort.
what makes it better is that apparently this lasted for 45min ish in real time. Mark's editors had to watch him and edit out about 45min of him dancing in an elevator
Random ADHD induced song lyrics (0:52): FEELING SICK NOW, IN MY GUT WHY CANT I FEEL, MY OWN BUTT I WANT TO GO OUT-- *puh* BUY SOME SMUT AND I AM STUCK IN A RUT I WISH I WASN'T, WHERE, I NUT *aigha*
I don't know the video exactly, but the game is The Stanley Parable I'm guessing it's the Deluxe Edition version because the original was released years ago
I think this video proves that Mark wasn't faking his goofiness in his old videos as much as he claims. EDIT: Guys, please, I understand Mark has ADHD. I have it as well.
I don’t know if he’s necessarily saying he’s “faking” it, he probably means that he used to way over exaggerate it and felt like it was fake to his genuine personality because of how much he over exaggerated it. If you compare this clip to his older clips, there’s still a massive difference between him trying to be funny then and him actually being funny now.
And people say they miss the old mark where he entertained himself with stupid stuff. My brother in Christ he never left, he's just been plotting even funnier stuff
Lyrics... in case you're blind: Mark: anyway... I was kinda hoping to go- (Elevator Ding x 2) Mark: Oo. Hello :| (Selecting Buttons) (Elevator Ding x 2) Mark: Oh-kay :) (Door closes) (Elevator music starts playing) (Mark vibing with music) Mark: Everybody now! (Clapping x 10) Mark: Ayy! Ooh! Mark: aaaaAHHH- (Mark staring into your soul) (Music Stops) Mark: Looks like I have a robot eye... Mark: Oh, its gone- Yes! (Music resumes) (Mark vibing once more) Mark: dId He SaY "aLl ToGeThEr NoW?" (Mark dancing to music) (Mark hits arm on desk) Mark: ow- Mark: AAa eh eh eh hAA thu AAAÆEEE Haaeh ha haaa YĒEHh eh Yueeh ome eh e... AÆ AĘA YYAÆEEH ya Hae ae e... ha he hhAa oOme e hhHÃÃ ha he ha OO EAAH ha THwUEEY AÂUR RRĘÜR RRNNGgH Haa eh Ha ah he hee hooOOoOOoO- Mark: Feeling sick now, in my gut. I can not feel my own butt. I want tngh- to go out hu... buy some smut, and I am stockin a rutt, I wish I wasn't where I... nutt 🤨... I- (Speeds up more) Mark: *animal noises idk* (Mark vibing once more, making faces) (Mark hits mic) Mark: ow- (Mark makes Dream face) Mark: *burps* UUEEHHH- Mark: hhA He x 4, hhAe hu he ha haA haA hAA Heu... eeAAUHH ha hahe ho hahur *various dog noises*
1:20 Anyone remember the dancing sloths from Ice Age when they were calling Sid the Fire King? His dance reminds me of it so much. I can't unsee it now 😂😂
Speaking of the Dancing Sloths, my twin, step brother and I sometimes just start reenacting that scene when we’re all together. It doesn’t matter which one of us starts, as soon as one of us says “Fire Kiinggg” the other two immediately join in. Keep in mind that we are all grown adults.
YALL THESE COMMENTS ARE MAKING ME LAUGH SO HARD💀💀💀💀💀
1:32 minutes of marki Discombobulating himself...
EVERYBODY NOW! *CLAP* *CLAP* *CLAP* *CLAP* WOoOoOOoOoO!!!
You need to watch this in Playback speed 2 XD
this video lives in my head
and helps me pay rent by making me happy 💀
Oh bro... I literally cried of laugh 🤣
FLendleborp...
*Belchpoodle.*
0:37 "he don't bite"
"YES HE DO-"
More like 0:46 😭
@@T_E_G 💀
Was that the bite of-
@@TheQuashingoftheTubYes.
@@TheQuashingoftheTub- Portugese
When you leave your sims alone on speedup and they decide they want to dance instead of take care of their basic needs:
Accriate
REAL
LMFAO
Hahaha yeah totally in just the sims
This is way too accurate they be almost dying but still dancing like nothing is wrong
0:36 I love how Mark descends into a primitive caveman trying to defend his territory.
Thanks for putting this in my brain.
Here we see the Cavemark, having just finished dragging home a mammoth by beating it with a club, employing his courtship dance after encountering a suspiciously bird-esque cavewoman in a brave attempt to attract a mate
‘Ow’
THE RETURN OF HEEHOO
Alright watching it with that in mind broke me
“Please don’t wind the dog up we’re about to go to bed”
*me with the dog*
This is the best comment 😭
Read this right when he started barking lmao
I was like: "it's not that funny" but then I got to 45 seconds in-
Yeah 💀
Bro really went Jim Carey XD
Same 💀 I was wondering which part they were talking about and then it went on for an excessively long time and I started crying
uhhh... idk...
Call of Duty Zombies
My brain when I should be asleep:
Real
I AM supposed to be asleep but * sigh * here I am I guess!
So true
Me currently :(
ADHD be like
sometimes you can tell when marks pharmacy isn’t giving him his prescriptions /j
It's like he's having a schizophrenic episode/j
@@BuhBuhGuyMan Nope, thats just ADHD 🤣
Oh he has pure, unmedicated adhd in this clip XD
I always say “you can tell when the pharmacy ran out-“ lmaooo
HELP💀💀
if this isnt the perfect representation of adhd brain idk what is 😭
ADHD has made life hell for me and caused me to drop out of school and get belittled at work constantly but I'm glad you think its just funny and quirky
@@Totaly14 what the fuck- 😭 bro that's not at all what i said and im literally in an alternative high school bc i was failing so bad but yeah im attacking you personally by "thinking it's quirky"
@@Totaly14 "adhd brain" as in it's simply ONE factor of how adhd is for a lot of people- random stimming and being silly about it- how was i making fun of adhd by pointing out the fact that he was doing that there was no reason for you take it personally like that
@@Totaly14i also have adhd and experineced what youve listed, i think this video is hilarious. We need to be able to laugh at ourselves or else its all just suffering.
as someone with adhd and it has affected my life badly in many ways - ignore the first reply, they're just projecting their misery because they assume any discussion of their disorder is an attack or mockery of some sort.
what makes it better is that apparently this lasted for 45min ish in real time.
Mark's editors had to watch him and edit out about 45min of him dancing in an elevator
i would pay to see the full thing
Gotta burn those calories somehow bein a gamer
dang 45 minutes? XD
WAIT HE FR SAT IN AN ELEVATOR IN A GAME FOR 45 MINUTES? WHAT GAME WAS THAT
Literally in the description pal, I swear everyone has forgotten that was a thing 🤦. Anyways the game is Stanley Parable Deluxe
Ah, Mark has the zoomies again
Something I’d usually say to my dog, but Mark is an exception
2x speed
CHICAAAAA
Lol, he sure does!
0:22
Markiplier: it looks like i have a robot eye…no it’s not- *y e s.*
*Terminator theme starts playing in my head. 😂❤🤖💀
Clicking on the time stop while the video is paused Is hilarious 😂
Random ADHD induced song lyrics (0:52):
FEELING SICK NOW, IN MY GUT
WHY CANT I FEEL, MY OWN BUTT
I WANT TO GO OUT--
*puh*
BUY SOME SMUT
AND I AM STUCK IN A RUT
I WISH I WASN'T, WHERE, I NUT
*aigha*
This is the most PERFECT thing ever- I was wondering wth he was saying X,]
LMFAO-
*aigha*
As an ADHD, I can attest to this
*aigha*
adhd hits hard man
Fr, bro
Yep. This could literally be me.
Happens to the best of us 😅
Real
Yup. 😂
I can just imagine Lixian going to edit this and staring in blank shock at the uncut footage
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WHAT A POV
He was the conductor 😂 0:28
Then yelling at the screen: " I DON'T GET PAID ENOUGH FOR THIS!!!"
Who's lixian?
@@TheUncancelable1 The person that edits all of Markiplier videos
Her: he’s probably cheating rn
Him:
HAHHQCSJQGIAGAKQGQLWGIQHSJQGAKQHQAJSGJAGAJA this is the best comment I've read so far.
"feeling sick now, in my gut. i cannot feel my own butt" has me CACKLING
The fact that it’s sped up and continues for so long 😭😭
In the actual video he does it for about 6 and a half minutes 😂
@@Feathered_CrowI haven’t watched it and I need to what vid is it 😭
@@WaddlesTheDuckling it's from Mark's videos on The Stanley Parable Ultra Deluxe
@@springgreen7930 thank you
@@Feathered_Crow Thank you, I was looking for this comment. Also: wtf.
Real footage of what happens in my brain during a math test
ME TODAY OMFG
This is gonna be stuck in my head for so long, and I have my ACT Test tomorrow!😭😭
@@13s_ArtStudio good luck
@@Quetranq Thank you!
Real
How to survive bear attacks.
grizzly bear attack: curl into a ball and play dead
polar bear attack: you don't survive
black bear attack: do this 0:46
At first i was like, "why is it sped up" and 30 seconds later i was dying realizing why lol
This is it. This is what the inside of my brain is like.
Relatable 💀
Never before have I felt so understood than this
Real👍
Fr
same
I always wonder what Amy constitutes as a weird sound coming from Mark's room.
silence, probably.
LOL HAHAH
When there is no sound
I was thinking the same thing
When he's silent
It just keeps getting funnier the more you rewatch it
Putting this in 0.5 speed makes it even funnier
My mind at a funeral where I don't know who died
I know that's why I need help 💀
My brain during school
I commented on this comment with out reading it sorry for stealing your comment😂😂😂
Couldn't see the comments through the tears of laughter
this is also my brain during svhool
It’s so much funnier putting this in 2x speed
I'M FUCKING SOBBING HELP 😭😭😭😭😭😭
Agreed
You’re right
omg you can feel the insanity of mark as if you were him at 2x
Screen record it while it’s playing in 2x then in an editing software play that back in 2x for 4x
The fact that mark *continuously* acts like a goof just to entertain his fans is great.
I can’t believe this man owns a clothing brand
THE SHORT "ow"s RANDOMLY HAVE ME CACKLING
Omg yesssss
1:13 is easily the best one lmao
@@the_Dos__HELP ME WTF WAS HE DOING IM SOBBING
as someone who has never seen a Markiplier clip outside of "IS THAT THE BITE OF 87??" this was a wonderous introduction
Welcome 🙌🏻
THIS COMMENT IS SO UNDERRATED 😭
As someone who's watched Markiplier casually since 2016, this is a pretty accurate representation of what to expect.
Joiiiiin usssss
watch mooooore
lol
frfr watching Mark is just a great time. xP Sean is fun to watch as well. ^^
you’re missing out
To quote *Phineas And Ferb* :
"That guy has some serious squirrels in his pants. "
"Did u send that to ur friends without cont-"
"Yes 🙂"
I love that Mark literally just moves like a cartoon character for the whole video.
Animated by the team that worked on Ice Age
@@gametheus1306”and my little pony”
Been taking lessons from That One Guy.
@@inter9104 not that one guy…
@@angel_crust-hOh it certainly is that one guy
Turn it to 2x speed and go to 1:04 to see Mark vibrating intensely
HELP HHSGSGAHHAHA
Best suggestion.ever. It’s 2am and I laughed so hard I think I pulled a muscle in my neck. 😆
@@AtomicDreamzthat’s worrying😀
LMGAOOWJHAKSLJKL
fucking hilarious 🤣
The motion sickness cuz of the adhd craziness is so relatable 🤣🤣🤣
Beginning:Okay! Everybody!
Now: Ʉ₲ⱧⱧɎɎɄĐ₲ɆɄӾV₴Ⱨ₴Ⱬ₦₳JⱫV₴
Edit: where's the video from, I've been dying to watch it!!!
I don't know the video exactly, but the game is The Stanley Parable
I'm guessing it's the Deluxe Edition version because the original was released years ago
And his name is Markiplier.
With major adhd.
Personally I have a minor in ADHD and a major in Anxiety.
The artist saying “all together now” really helps the chaos fit.
Artist?
@@SwagSwagSenate the background music
that was the narrator lol
That was Lixian (Mark’s editor), guys. I don’t think it’s Inaccurate Afton. If it is, they’re using Lixian’s font.
@@Crisjola but if it's a edit in post by lixian how did Mark hear it 💀
Mark responded with "did he say all together now??"
The AGGRESSIVE 😭 BARKING 😭 over the calm little 😭 elevator music 😭
That's 😭what😭she😭said😭
h 😭 a 😭 h 😭 a 😭 h 😭 a
😭I😭t😭s😭😭c😭r😭a😭c😭k😭i😭n😭g😭😭m😭e😭😭u😭p😭
😭😭😭😭😭😭
He went a little HeeHoo there
0:40 this is about when I started losing it.
I see a lot of myself in this clip and I’m not sure how to feel about it
Love it when he goes “luh luh luu AÆAAAEEUUHH👹”
0:18
The menacing stare with helicopter shoulders takes me out every time.
😂😂😂😂helicopter shoulders
Thats his most threatening aura
Wait is that what they’re called???
Slow that scene down to 0.25x speed, trust me.
@@etherealsilence6060nah helicopter shoulders at 2x speed is a lot funnier though
This felt like the longest elevator ride ever. 💀
In the video it was about 7 mins long anyway so I would say, quite long indeed
fr😂
It's infinite
@@Feathered_Crow apparently the uncut footage totaled around 45 minutes, so it was even longer indeed
I laughed and danced with him around 5 mins of the 7 😂
I hope the next time someone asks Mark what he does for a living he just shows them this clip
me when the pharmacy refuses to stock my adhd meds and i have to rawdogg daily tasks
I love how the video just cuts off, suggesting he’s still at it to this day
naturally he is?!?! how yould you assume anything else?
Legend has it...
The end is never the end, after all
Me, a male bird, trying to impress the opposite sex during mating season
Edit: damn this makin numbers
This made me wheeze out the little bit of breath I had left after this video💀
Lmaoooo underrated comment fr
this is the best comment i’ve ever seen
Fr
1:21 especially
why is no one talking about the beginning 😭😭 the „ok 😀“ followed by the music starting at 0:04 💀
Mark really took "Dance like no one's watching" to another level. 😂
(For real though, this video never fails to bring a smile to my face, lmao.)
I think this video proves that Mark wasn't faking his goofiness in his old videos as much as he claims.
EDIT: Guys, please, I understand Mark has ADHD. I have it as well.
Maybe he thinks over selling it means faking but I agree
For real
Hes a little silly
I don’t know if he’s necessarily saying he’s “faking” it, he probably means that he used to way over exaggerate it and felt like it was fake to his genuine personality because of how much he over exaggerated it. If you compare this clip to his older clips, there’s still a massive difference between him trying to be funny then and him actually being funny now.
I think unus annus did that.
Mom: go play with the neighbor’s kid!
The neighbor’s kid:
Underrated af 😂👆
The neighbours kid died because of mark and thomas's shenanigans..... or so they think!
★I would play with them★
Me being said neighbor kid.💀
I watched this whole video at 0.25x speed, and it became a comedy horror experience. 10/10 stars, worth the trip.
And people say they miss the old mark where he entertained himself with stupid stuff. My brother in Christ he never left, he's just been plotting even funnier stuff
and this man was undiagnosed until adulthood
LMFAO
I'm 43 and only got diagnosed a couple years ago 🤣🥲
*_*8 year-old me in the bathroom mirror be like:*_*
Correct
hell 18 year old me in the bathroom
When you've had too much caffeine and not enough sleep 🤣
This is one of my "I go here to smile" videos now. When I'm sad. Along with the hour long detective pikachu dance.
Hey me I'm back to cheer myself up DANCE EVERYBODY NOW -👏👏👏👏-
Someone should make a version of this where when he says all together now a bunch of him pop up on the screen doing the same dance he is 😂
PLEASEEE
On it, I'll remind you when it's done
It is now all done how would you like it. I can send it to you anywhere
@Spicy_gummybears 🙏 please
@@Spicy_gummybearsyess show us!
Average markiplier activities
0:46 "he don't bite" "YES IT DO- YES IT DO GET THE F-" LOL but you know this mans is out of breath
Everytime you think you are done, but you are compelled to just keep going
Same vibe as courage the cowardly dog explaining a situation 😂😂
This made me forget that I had depression for a good 3 seconds
LMAOOOOOO
LMAO TRUE, VERY TRUE
OH MY GOD EXACTLY 😭😭😭😭
1:10
Courage trying to explain the creatures size
*how he actually sounds*
The way I seriously just watched the full thing on his original video, no skips, believing something was gonna happen.
We got this gift tho, that is definitely something
Gen Z humour:
It isnt though. 😐 @SilverGeFer
@@orangebjort5222as someone in gen z, i laughed my ass off to this lol
@@thenonfurry well I mean, me too, but its not humor from us. I'm sure millenials and such have laughed at it as well
this is how i feel after editing a video for several hours. this is what's playing in my brain
I love that this man has normalized how i act by acting the same but in front of millions of people.
1:19 He turned into a Thwomp for a moment 💀💀
Bro you killed me 💀
"one puff wont hurt the child"
the child:
This is my favorite comment! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I love how goofy he is man😔😔
0:55 "I cannot feel my own butt" Lixian after editing this whole segment
Sims when u speed up time:
And they dance when they should be taking care of their toddler who has been in a high chair for 6 days 💀
"DID HE JUST SAY ALL TOGETHER NOW?!" my absolute favorite part istg
“It can’t be that funny…”
“That was the best 1 minute and 32 seconds of my life.”
I used this same elevator music for a project and can confirm after a while it becomes a part of your brain. Not mad about it tho
please... i need to know... what is the name of the music so i can look for it??
@@varjutantsija5607 it’s called “elevator bossa nova” on a site called bensound :)
@@varjutantsija5607my guess would be elevator music
Imagine presenting the project.. the music is playing... And all you can think of is Mark feral dancing inside your brain
@@varjutantsija5607elevator bossa nova - benjamin tissot
hes moving like a f*cking tiktok cosplayer im CRYING
LMFAOOO
Holy shit you’re right.
I mean that’s what people look like when they dance at 2x speed
Lmao😂😂😂
0:37 me making weirder noises in response to the weird noise I heard while sleeping
Cave men when they find fire
NO CAUSE I THOUGHT IT WASNT GONNA BE TRUE TO THE TITLE BUT IT IS A CANT BREATH LMFAO
SAME 😭😭😭
Marks little dancey dance in the middle of the vid reminded me of Coraline’s other father when he played the piano for Coraline 😭😭😭
☠️☠️☠️
WHAT ?? I didn't expect a reference to this movie in such a random place of the internet 😂
@@kel22 my mind do be doing crazy things 😭
valid
Bro I got an ad of Markiplier advertising AFK Journey while in his bathtub Y'ALL I'M CRYING-
I just imagine Amy just busting through that door with food then seeing Mark in primitive mode
This is what's going on in Mark's head at all times
That and “BOOAT DOOG”
i mean sometimes it's replaced with intense focus on something trivial
He’s a drugged caveman this entire video and I love it
1:13 rap battles against Markiplier
1:16 bombastic side-eye with smile
I have come back to watch this whenever I'm in a bad mood and it helps. ❤
When you’re in the elevator alone
we need this as an emote
Edit “MOM IM FAMOUS”
**My one molecule of serotonin tryna get me through the day
Damn, this elevator song in 2x speed is such a banger omg
That whole segment of that video was solid proof to me that Mark really hasn't changed at all from his older videos.
The Grinch energy that transitions into HeeHoo in the middle there is prime
Lyrics... in case you're blind:
Mark: anyway... I was kinda hoping to go-
(Elevator Ding x 2)
Mark: Oo. Hello :|
(Selecting Buttons)
(Elevator Ding x 2)
Mark: Oh-kay :)
(Door closes)
(Elevator music starts playing)
(Mark vibing with music)
Mark: Everybody now!
(Clapping x 10)
Mark: Ayy! Ooh!
Mark: aaaaAHHH-
(Mark staring into your soul)
(Music Stops)
Mark: Looks like I have a robot eye...
Mark: Oh, its gone- Yes!
(Music resumes)
(Mark vibing once more)
Mark: dId He SaY "aLl ToGeThEr NoW?"
(Mark dancing to music)
(Mark hits arm on desk)
Mark: ow-
Mark: AAa eh eh eh hAA thu AAAÆEEE Haaeh ha haaa YĒEHh eh Yueeh ome eh e... AÆ AĘA YYAÆEEH ya Hae ae e... ha he hhAa oOme e hhHÃÃ ha he ha OO EAAH ha THwUEEY AÂUR RRĘÜR RRNNGgH Haa eh Ha ah he hee hooOOoOOoO-
Mark: Feeling sick now, in my gut. I can not feel my own butt. I want tngh- to go out hu... buy some smut, and I am stockin a rutt, I wish I wasn't where I... nutt 🤨... I-
(Speeds up more)
Mark: *animal noises idk*
(Mark vibing once more, making faces)
(Mark hits mic)
Mark: ow-
(Mark makes Dream face)
Mark: *burps* UUEEHHH-
Mark: hhA He x 4, hhAe hu he ha haA haA hAA Heu... eeAAUHH ha hahe ho hahur *various dog noises*
Markiplier + muzak= chaotic James Brown energy
Mark is just so effortlessly funny
1:20 Anyone remember the dancing sloths from Ice Age when they were calling Sid the Fire King? His dance reminds me of it so much. I can't unsee it now 😂😂
This has WAYYYYYY LESS LIKES THAT IT SHOULD🤣🤣💀💀💀
Speaking of the Dancing Sloths, my twin, step brother and I sometimes just start reenacting that scene when we’re all together. It doesn’t matter which one of us starts, as soon as one of us says “Fire Kiinggg” the other two immediately join in.
Keep in mind that we are all grown adults.
★I've wacthed this over 5 times, I need to go to bed ahhagagagahagaga★
The Kronk energy in this clip is fucking sending me
His movements r so hotel transylvania-core 😭🤭
That's really what it is
especially at 1:13 😭
My last braincell everytime I try to fucking sleep
Elevator bossa nova just hits different
I feel compelled to watch this every time it pops up on my recommended