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0:10 Fun fact: It is completely legal to eat humans. It's just how you obtain the flesh that is illegal.
I think it varies by place but in the US that is technically true.
yeah i’ve heard that. kinda crazy
And what Robin said is true. Never eat human grey matter. It has a high chance of causing different prion diseases.
French baguette entertainment
If they consent it's technically vegan!
I was having an argument once with a vegan who was a jerk, and they said something like “you have a cat? What if someone decided to eat your cat?” (This was on Instagram so they could see pictures of the cat) and I did get mad at them for that idea, but i just mentioned that yeah, some people probably eat cats, but mine is a pet and I wouldn’t force someone who keeps a cow or something as a pet, to eat their pet
Jokes on them they live in Florida everything is fair game
they use that sentence so they can shut up any cat lover or just normal people
Nice comeback
Anyone who says that humans aren't supposed to eat meat is just either just plane stupid or keeps denying reality. The problem isn't THAT we eat meat, it's HOW MUCH we eat and under which circumstances.
@@harryrey2771 I agree with that, like meat is great, nobody should be forced to stop eating meat just because it’s meat, but also you gotta eat other things too, a balanced diet will always be better than the extremes of vegan and carnivore diets
At 3:33 to be honest that was some good revenge but if his Boy Scout counsel found out he could've been banned from the program entirely.
Honestly worth it just for the "pee nuts" story
@xethified 4:36 she was 18 and James was 16
the comment was not cursed, it was satanic
@@TuckerCreechDifferent story but OP said 17 and 16.
In the late-80s, there was nothing wrong with Cub Scouts getting their tent urinated on, and then the tent pegs pulled, by Coast Guard cadets at a multi-state weekend function. In fact, myself and the other scouts in the tent were given a stern lecture about the importance of "respecting our Armed Forces" when we complained about it.
I'd respect you a lot more if you didn't pee on children's tents around 3 AM when you should have been in your dorms, but whatever.
The joke Robin makes in the beginning about not eating brains has truth to it. People eating people brains (or any large collection of nerves in the body) carries a risk if infecting that person with Prion diseases.
What?
@@matthewboire6843you become stupid if u eay brains
@@matthewboire6843 disease in brain risk
@@magethechicken3189 what?
@@matthewboire6843 bane whisk
2:11
It wouldn't be.
You can't legally make a blanket claim to any and all products made using your IP, especially "art" because that falls-under the Transformative properties of Trademark and Copyright law.
To claim the "art" they'd have to take each creator, individually, to court.
I think that is the point of say fan art is made that becomes popular enough for them to claim. Or just fight back against knock offs
That "simba" thing was too funny. I'd completely burst out in laughter, probably with tears down my face and an occassional emberassing snort if my hub did that
@R_1T8 i have a feeling that that happens to me too. But if it showed on a different video, my first comment probably made no sense at all. Thank for clearing it up though! Sorry for being snappy at ya
10:15 Looks like the BSD fandom has infiltrated EmKay now. Also I still cant get over the fact that this post describes their personality and dynamic so perfectly.
HELP I WAS ABOUT TO COMMENT THIS I WASNT EXPECTING TO SEE SOUKOKU ON AN EMKAY VIDEO.
I was just thinking this, we are invading every corner of the internet 😭
@@c-cipher8150 the bsd fandom is rising. 😭.
@@c-cipher8150We are EVERYWHERE!!! 👁👄👁
where does Berkeley Software Distribution come into this?
4:30 James deserves a pint
It's always a good day when Emkay does r/cursecomments.
i agree
Always a good day when Robin does r/cursedcomments.
Yea, the little-known partner of r/cursedcomments, r/cursecomments. For those in the process of cursing the comments.
@@sezmaIoinCURSE THOSE COMMENTS
@@ManFaceManYesA comment? PERRY THE COMMENT?
10:46 For me, the worse part about the "costume" is that that helmet is a modified Judge Dredd helmet. Somewhere in the training data, it marked Judge Dredd as Batman.
That makes it that much better though, looks seriously good.
Grokk!
4:50 Emily sounds really pushy. How many times do you have to persist after rejection before it is harassment?
If a guy did it it would be harassment. But apparently it's okay for women to do it.
I think after the second time it's harrassment.
Love it when Robin narrates
Who doesn't but its really not good for his mental health at least thats how it appears, still not sure if thats an act.
So you love 99% of emkay videos 😐
@@jgcoverkknot5701 Fr tho I would love some more variety.
Itsboobin*
Yes
7:03 When I was studying for my school, my mom walked in my room and said "Some 13 year old rapper died" and looked at me. She then said to keep working and walked out of my room. I had a solid 3 minute panic attack before deciding to sleep it off. Love you mom ❤
If you didn't know, she is alive and all, the account was hacked and the former manager didn't know anything but didn't say that because he's selling a lil Tay NFT line that has nothing to do with her.
@@FrostedGalaxies Thanks! I'll tell my mom
She was forced to fake her death by her abusive parents as a publicity stunt
I... Oh my.
I got a little distracted and tuned back in during the story of James and Emily. I was really happy with how wholesome that turned out. That's a good bro. And then I very suddenly remembered where I was as soon as that comment showed up. I was not ready for that.
4:56 that went from 0 to 100 real quick
11:52 Honestly, death by flying lobster sounds like a pretty neat way to go...
Welp this can go one of two ways
yeah but what do I do with my username?
I will be immortal or I will just randomly die without a reason?
@@Nothing77. thats.., a, ...good point
Hmm, so I die to myself while gaming. Maybe Celeste has a bit too high of a skill ceiling.
I get killed in a war by a soldier who's sir name is wolf.
Honestly a merciful death considering some of the user names out there.
5:49 Alright, new “cost you $0” memes:
“You could have lived a long, healthy life.”
“Congrats, you’ve won a free trip to ‘tf away from me.’”
“Apologize to your English/native language teacher for what you just did with their instruction.”
I will definitely steal these. Thank you.
9:44 that is the best burn I have ever heard for nfts
At this point, Emkay is just a cursed comment in of itself.
5:24 A11
C5, C4, D3, E3, F4, F5, in that order
2:37 I'm around 80% sure that it's unenforceable (any more than any other fan art, anyway) since that kinda of thing requires agreement to, and people can just say "No, imma do it anyway."
Basically saying it has the same merits of a package saying by opening it, you agree to the terms inside the package.
the worst part of the kid that scooped poo water out of the toilet into a trashcan? if the toilet won't flush you can fill a bucket with water and quickly pour it in the toilet to force flush it.
10:05 I’m so happy to see an Evangelion meme. Even if it is an old one.
And that scene is not as weird as others in the movie.
1:58 So pokémon could just say "I like this, It's mine now"
5:38 So, my wife keeps saying they got crushed. And I reminded her that carbon fiber doesn't crumple like metals, it fractures. Not too different from shrapnel. They, somehow, made an inverse grenade and put themselves inside it.
0:35 my favorite one is ''It's pronounced Jod''
10:12 we’ve done it. The Bungo Stray Dogs fandom has infiltrated Emkay.
NOOO NEVER EXPOSE THEM TO THE BSD FANDOM 😭😭💔💔 (as a bsd content creator)
@@nanacue AS ANOTHER BSD CONTENT CREATOR, I AGREE
YIPPIE?.. !? YEA YIPPIE? MAYBE
ailurus: posts
emkay: *puts binoculars down*
Yeah abit weird they both posted the same thing
Has to be a coincidence imo
*Jurassic park theme plays*
Ailurus did a double upload, and we all know emkay will anyways. So um... Lucky shot.
btw i liked like an hour ago and and it reached 100 likes so i unliked it and liked it again now i am the 100th liker
8:14 to be completely fair i was also super stupid as a kid
1:01 Okay, honestly, I’ve been saying since I was 6 that I want to die at 70. Enjoy retirement for a couple years, and then go before I become a burden to anyone. I’m 36 now, and I still believe it. So, yeah, I’d take the pill, take the money, retire early, blow a comfy million a year, live the rest of my life in peace knowing that everything is going according to plan, and leave the rest to my wife and kids.
7:44
You couldn't waterborard that outta me, that's something you never tell a fucking soul
You here about the one post about how ChatGPT was able to do calculus before it interacted with humans, now its making mistakes on addition problems. I do not fear an AI uprising.
10:12 I see soukoku has infiltrated Emkay lol
2:03 no wonder they aren’t fighting back…
Imagine the porn of all the Pokegirls, Gardevoir and the Eevolutions they own, imagine if they ACTUALLY use the content as an official artwork.
0:25 a. rick astley b. kahoot theme c. "This is god. Please stop judging people. I made everyone equal. go apologize, Liam."
Remember folks, a GOOD Friend will help calm you down when you get angry but your BEST Friend will be standing beside you with a shovel asking if the hole is deep enough yet...
😄😁😆😅😂🤣
8:35 I assure you as a chinese person this is the funniest thing I've seen on a mistranslated shirt.
Given the... graduation banner in the background, I'm almost certain it's real tho.
6:25 Marry him
6:40
dude, the only way i could imagine this is if i have constant diarrhea while gaming. why?
Somebody needs to make that Barbie Batman cosplay a real thing. It won't be me. But never have I seen the color pink be so badass. It needs to happen.
a Soukoku meme being in an EmKay video wasn't on my 2023 summer bingo card
0:52
Truly, the Shakespeare of our time.
10:38 I HATE ALL OF THE AI ART. sorry but i think its okay to use ai for inspiration but not like they are.
7:10 nope alive
11:24 *subscribes to hers and sends it to dad*
"Hers still ain betta than mine!"
5:33 FOOD IS HERE BOIS
we shall *f e a s t*
0:22 I would say "THE FOG IS COMING HIDE RUN THE END IS NEAR" and watch the chaos unfold.
I’d say “hide,siren head is coming,look out for fog,he hides in the fog,run,hide,oh god,he found me,RUN!!!
GO OUTSIDE. LET YOURSELF BECOME ONE WITH THE FOG
If your girl doesn't let you "simba" her, she ain't a keeper
When it comes to consuming human, I skip the cooking and just go the easy route and unhinge my jaw. As a round Latias on the internet, I can attest to the simplicity of this approach.
Or I'm just joking and people will be utterly aghast over my claims. :3
Huh guess I should try that some day
As a fellow internet creature, I agree with your approach and have attempted it several times. :3
I don't want to be rude but round doesn't seem like a healthy shape for a Latias.
I did not need to see vore on the EmKay comment section.
"Just go the easy route and unhinge my jaw"
What in the deep dish fuck
I half expected the pee penut story to end with "we have been married now for over 10 years and we recreate our ritual every year on our anniversary."
The "flesh chandelier" one reminded me of a joke my husband likes to tell- "These pants are like a cheap hotel.... No ballroom."
0:42 I remembered the same version of this subreddit post and then Robin too talked about it. That's more crazy than this simulation one.
1:47 Oh shit, I found my comment lmao. Too bad it's collapsed
10:14 Out of all places, I was not expecting to see BSD here lmaoooo
6:27 why am I laughing?! I know I shouldn't be, but I'm cackling harder than a hyena
6:20 To be fair, meat DID kill John Lennon.
Here we go again
Oh boy
Your first congratulations 🎊🎉🍾🎈
If Pokemon owns all Pokemon fan art, that means they own Sonichu.
Please nobody tell Chris Chan.
3:20 peenuts
2:20 I think it's just scare tactics, given they had to recently take down and reupload the trailer for the upcoming teal mask dlc for Scarlet and violet because they accidentally used a fan remix of some of the music of the first dlc trailer
1:20 imagine taking a pill for 50 million dollars and being immortal until 70. But still careful what you do since you won't be invulnerable. So you can basically jump from a jet into a building at mark 3 and still live. But spending the rest of your days as a sad form of human pudding.
"can't play without a joystick"
this i agree with
2:27 They'd have to prove that you agreed to those terms of service. The creator has to agree to it somehow, or the work has to not qualify as Fair Use. They can't just say "we own anything you make" and instantly get around Fair Use laws.
A quick search shows me that they are trying to do just that. That wording is from the "legal" page on the pokemon website, not the ToS of some game or site, so it's 100% unenforceable.
In a fair use context this would be unenforceable, but the majority of fan art would not qualify as fair use. For the most part this is just reiterating the way that copyright law typically works, so it’s not really something you have to agree to. It looks like it’s mainly a statement that they intend to litigiously protect their IP, which I think is normally a requirement to maintain copyright status.
@@lawrencebates8172 Almost all fan art is fair use. Some fan art might be _trademark_ infringement, but very little is _copyright_ infringement. One of the criteria for copyright infringement is market usurpation and another is the amount of the work being copied. A still image is not usurping the market, and would be a tiny fraction of a work copied of a movie, show, or game.
There can be and have been cases of people successfully suing for having their fan art copied. They couldn't do that if the copyright to their art was owned by someone else.
@@Bacteriophagebs Oh cool, I'm certainly no expert, sounds like you know more about it than me. My understanding is that interpretation of fair use usually ends up coming down to the whims of a judge, at least if there's any sort of profit involved and it's not clearly transformative (parody, for example), so I think there are a number of cases with outcomes in either direction. And regarding quantity, I always thought it was about how much of the derivative work comes from the original, not how much of the original is used, otherwise short of repackaging an entire film or book it would be almost impossible to infringe on copyright!
@@lawrencebates8172 A lot of people call trademark infringement copyright infringement, especially when joking saying they're trying to avoid it.
The profit thing is a common misconception. That's a very minor factor and not technically a factor at all in case law. A judge might take it into account when determining damages, but not whether or not something is infringement at all.
The Four Factors are: Transformation: Is the derivative work transformative, as in does it make significant changes to the original? Market usurpation: Does the derivative work make it less likely people will buy the original? Amount used: Is a significant amount of the original work being copied? And nature: is the derivative work copying the _execution_ of the original, or is it just repeating ideas or facts from it?
What that means is that, yes, you basically have to _copy_ some of the work to infringe on copyright. Fan art does not do that.
Trademark is different. Trademark infringement means you made and are distributing something that people might reasonably believe was made by the owner of the trademark. The key factors for that are the degree of similarity with the trademarked item and whether the two parties' products are sufficiently related that consumers are likely to mistakenly assume that they come from a common source. Fan art rarely infringes on this because it's almost always clearly labeled as fan art.
2:20 they fucking try. I've watched 2 artists have the stories they built torn to the ground by nintendo and I can't begin to imagine how many more they've gone after
2:00 you do not lose copyright of fanart automatically, only if you sign an agreement like a TOS and upload it.
However, you cannot legally distribute fanart of trademarked/copyrighted characters. People can commission it, and you can create it legally, however the fanart cant be used in advertisement or in products for sale.
Can't wait for Cursed Comments: Viewer Edition!
Uh oh my favorite subreddit
My favorite ones i've done as side-effects for super powers were "You have IBS" or "You have narcolepsy."
Another version of the second one is where the guy telepathically says to the 8 billion people on Earth:
“You picked the correct religion. I am real, and this is the proof you've been asking for."
6:19 ... I couldn't do anything but laugh, probably the most cursed thing I have seen that wasn't manufactured
As someone with loads of unhealthy genes in the family and not many even made it to 70, heck yeah have a relatively long life AND 50 mil? Give me that pill
2:54 Now use the time loop machine to loop that one concert.
5:13 about E8 is where I aim because I have too much anxiety so don't want to make too much noise because when I was young I would get yelled at if not beaten if I made too much noise.
This is also why I always walk on the balls of my feet and my heel barely touches the ground I learned to do everything as quiet as I can to avoid attention and subsequent beatings
Great God the Simba line had me laughing for 5 minutes straight :)
Oh-boy! Five guys experienced rapid decompression, exposing their viscera to the elements for months? Positively delectable, given how rich the meat is.
cursed comments to help deal with the loss of Cheems. can we get a "rip Cheems" chain in the replies?
Rest in peace, Cheems. You were a good doggo.
rip Cheems
R.I.P. Cheems
00:20 that is just the ending to minecraft
0:10.... there's a cursed comment somewhere about "oh so who's keeping people as pets" and honestly that's a missed opportunity.
3:50 ... I have no words
10:19 never have I thought I’d see that bungo stray dogs photo in a emkay video but here we are
If Pokémon owns all the rights to fan art, that means all Pokémon character ships are canon.
And some "ships" are illegal.
They didn't think this through.
6:14 Technically john lennon was shot by the meat he wasn't supposed to eat.
$50 million but I die at 70? hell yeah I'd take that, I'd be able to do all the stuff I ever wanted with that much.
Ayoooo!!! Tha thumbnail🤣😝❤️
He finnally made another cursed comments video,the prophecy has been fulfilled
10:19 Never thought I'd see soukoku in an emkay video
NOT SKK SNEAKING IN HERE LMAOOO
6:24 BRUH, I JUST WATCHED THAT MOVIE AGAIN 😂😂😂
that scene in eva caught me so off guard
0:40 that religion one would be very confusing for atheists, godless religions, or religions with multiple god like figures that have individual names instead of just being referred to as god.
0:28 bro I was confused because I thought that he meant he would tell everyone to act out a conversation about shutting down the simulation and stuff lol
I did not expect to see a DynamoSuperX tweet in a video today
2:00 Make MissingNo fanart. What are they gonna do, acknowledge it existed?
Love me some good old cursed comments
Wormhole Creation/manipulation(the spot style) 9:07
Stage 4 cancer
@@guy_who_animates boo-womp😥
You learn There's a multiversal organisation dedicated to murderering your family
can only travel/manipulate holes at the same size as 1cm
@@muluema I have an idea to use it for surgery
0:19 id just sing the intirety of marvins marvelous mechanical museum, good and evil, and hawaii part II
1:05 I would totally do that cause if I can get that money at age almost 23, I would have a decent amount of my life to live left AND be able to do it while doing what I want. It’s a win in my book! I would rather rich then old as frick!
I was eating lunch when I watched this, I regret everything.
thank you emkay
1:40 If you shit your self that's the element of surprise
For the eat people one,cannibals already said that the tastier part of the body are the hands.