12 Hours A Slave
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- Äas pĆidĂĄn 26. 06. 2024
- đCheck Out My Podcast:
hyperurl.co/ForeheadFables
đMusic by Jippy:
hyperurl.co/q548td
đStarring:
âȘ@PapaPoobâŹ
âȘ@AquaFPSâŹ
âȘ@ItalianNinjaaâŹ
âȘ@ToastRackTVâŹ
âȘ@DanExertâŹ
Game: Escape From Tarkov
Merchâș www.shekelscheme.com
Twitchâș / generalsam123
Discordâș / discord
Twitterâș / generalsamsec
Instagramâș @GeneralSam123
0:00 - Introduction
1:57 - The First Kolpak Krew
4:57 - Market Manipulation
6:02 - Disease History
10:11 - BRB
10:41 - drip saves lives
11:12 - ToastRackTV offer
12:28 - woods again my favorite
14:31 - canadians
14:42 - rat tactics
15:35 - the only time i was ahead lol
16:00 - trader introductions
18:10 - lisa's phobia
18:50 - Aqua duos
22:29 - Bryan's Hot Take
23:47 - Careless Whisper Disrespect
25:15 - Oklahoma
25:50 - Forehead Fables Podcast Bumper
27:47 - 5 in 1 out
29:39 - Poob kills my dog
32:36 - poobduos
34:48 - poob depression
36:50 - Tushonka Review
40:22 - DanExert Interview
41:49 - jesus i overshot it lol
44:47 - poob leg broke
48:24 - brb smonk
49:16 - happy cows make happy milk
52:51 - end - Hry
there was a lot that was cut from that 12 hours. If you didn't make it into the video i apologize and i appreciate you showing up to hang out.
the next video will have a much faster turnaround.
keep it nerdy,
sam
hey sam
I love you sammy đ„”
KENSHI VID SAM?
Hekk yea
Did you get diarrhea from the sandwich?
The yearly masterpiece
Thatâs a phenomenal profile pic my guy.
Based Reno
I think the real masterpiece is getting his farts to sound like an A-10 airstrike 10:28
Reno once again showing he is based af
Please buy an illegal california rifle and review it
Time to watch Sam pretend like the highest revenue he's had in months is absolute torture
It's like when a worker complains about overtime, but actually they're glad they get paid to spend more time away from their wife
@@Padlock_Steve That's because he's entertaining, and you're entirely useless. Be mad.
idk how he makes so much money,
his videos dont typically have ads
@@marblemarble7113 cause he does sponsors so CZcams canât completely destroy his income by disabling ads
JAJAJAJAJAJAJA SO TRUUUUUUU
The fact that Sam actually has some random womanâs ashes as a prop in his stream is too damn hilarious. Thatâs the kind of twisted comedy only Sam could convincingly pull off.
reminds me of that tragedy
Yeah who the fuck is Margaret
@@EvanACMedia thatcher
@@EvanACMedia so basically the previous owner of the house left her motherâs ashes there and then when Sam asked if she wanted them back she said no she was a bitch and the mothers name was margeret
@@Thicbladi imagine your own child not wanting to remember you, damn must have been a massive pos
I always love your videos Sam. I was in stream for about 3 hours until I had to leave and it was hilarious. Thank you Sam for the entertaining and I hope your family are doing great.
dude I just woke up and this is the first thing I saw and it made me feel all good and shit love you
Never thought the rat king would utter that word.
Apart from when he finds a GPU in raid
@@GeneralSam wait, your not a complete monster that feeds on human suffering? I am not sure I want to watch this content anymore.
@@TemperateGreenBananaClassic No, thatâs AquaFPS when his twitch chat forces him to betray an innocent PMC bystander.
@@GeneralSam Well that interaction was just way too wholesome
"Ex military, died like a bitch" is totally going on my headstone
You dislike the stuff that gets uploaded by my fingers clicking upload? Are you just a h8er boi? I say see you l8er, boi. Don't watch the stuff that gets uploaded by my fingers clicking upload anymore. Your dislikes are damaging my good good GOOD reputation. I am a superstar, dear va
@@bruhreece incel seethe more
@@AxxLAfriku why the fuck are you in Sam's comments, Lord?
@@topgoose4818 ok S I M P
@@AxxLAfriku my Lord, bequeath a reply upon my poor sad cadaver
The cut at 5:25 to the flea *completely drained* of masks by the Rat Pack was great lmao
There aren't many times I actually lol, but that was one of the funniest things Ive seen in years
It was the best moment
*wheeze*
@@K3end0 as someone who enjoys sam's tarkov videos but doesn't actually play, what makes it funny?
I assume the viewers bought them? Which is funny if that is the case xD
@@scalpingsnake that's exactly what happened lol
11:21 Seeing Sam casually explain how he plans to build a horrific effigy of this deceased woman to thousands of people while loading into a raid really proves he is the Ed Kemper of this platform.
At this point if it came out he's secretly killed half his neighborhood's pets I wouldnt be surprised at all
@@Sabrowskyit wouldnt be half...
@@Sabrowsky you think sam is fast enough to catch a dog
@@chokonnit7337 Sam might not be, but a bullet is.
â@@chokonnit7337 lol 1 year later and still not appreciated
12:02 What I love about General Sam is the effort he puts into his PSAs. Truly honored.
i lost it at the side by side pics... love you toast rack get verified you legend!
I watched this live and I pulled up poobs stream when Sam called him the both of them missing each otherâs call and consequently thinking the other was ignoring them was hilarious
@AGNĂZ Buny Girls bro who cares????????
@@marlongamingokoi9283 its a bot.
@@marlongamingokoi9283 bro I care. Real gurls bro
@@pico7253 Who cares? find real girls in real life
@@scallie6462 woah robot only fans, I might be into that
Holy shit that Bob Saget joke not even 2 minutes in. This is gonna be a good one.
Donât forget the kolpak krew joke shortly after
@@BeeUhmazed eh kkk jokes are a little played out, but making fun of Sagetâs dead ass is fresh and new!!!!
Bob Saget woulda loved the joke too lmao
2 minutes? heck has it even been 2 days?
omg i DIED on that joke
That dude killed Santa and then as Sam tried to guilt trip him about having blood on his hands the dude shameless equipped Santa's gear as if Sam wasn't even talking lmao
A rat through and through
Gotta appreciate the confidence of that scav at 18:05 who just started looting immediately as it was going down at extract.
Nice. :D
Lol didnât even notice him, mf lost all his shit being lost in raid.
Somehow Sam's content keeps getting better while dropping in quality.
its because he used twitch footage its shit..
The drop in quality makes it better
@rust
Good one bro!
The only man on youtube who uploads in 4k but plays in 240i
Never stop putting yourself in tarkov via the green screen, Sam. It's always perfect.
Wow, this comment on every single one of his videos sure hasnât gotten old. We all know the green screen is funny. Shut the fuck up about it
@@richardhunter3441 Someone woke up on the wrong side of the gutter this morning eh?
@@richardhunter3441 Holy fuck dude, you're really leaning into the "I'm a huge piece of shit" angle, huh?
@@MasonFPS youâre the worst
@@richardhunter3441 angry boy. Be happy!
28:28 what great teamplay, always make sure to have your gun aimed at your friend's head when you turn a corner, that way you're making sure it's covered.
This is what sam is know for,
That was the plan all along you see, he would MURDER HIS FRIEND and then say it was just an aaaaccident......
31:05 Poob killing Sam's dog reminded me of that time Poob killed his last dog with all the blunt force trauma after stuffing it in a pillow case.
what
What?
Im the sixty ninth like and this is factual he murdered a dog with a pillow , and master chiefs suit jerks him off
These "X number of hours a slave" videos must make other tarkov content creators go cry in the shower. Sam's just built different.
literally no one compares
How ?
@@WVRLORDthey just completely out preform the competition in every metric.
Watching one of sams âhours a slaveâ videos is not only entertaining but quite educational. So much insight is given with his PSAs that Iâve become a more well rounded and intelligent man because of them. Bravo
@@elle4702 REAL?!?!?!?!
I love how poorly translated these always are
Sam found out how much influence he had with that faceless mask incident lmao. Had me cracking up
11:33 I love how Sam is just like "Yeah, if you get cremated and have no one else to take you, I will take you and stream with you." lol
The first guy I killed this wipe was named âGeneral Samâs Foreheadâ
Target that size would have been hard to miss.
That's hard to believe, character limit is 15
@@americantoastman7296 generalsam4head,
Sam straight up broke the supply and demand for faceless masks in 1 sentence that called it optional to even have...what can he not do!
Uphold a good mood in the discord channel for more than 10 minutes
@@HalIOfFamer have you seen his discord
@@dankosanchez5135 hes one of the proud boys
@Secksy Venus Me and Sam wound up shoulder to shoulder at a margaritaville urinals in fort Lauderdale. We both had botched circumcisions and immediately bonded on a primal level. Held hands for the entire piss sesh.
@@HornyIndianMan Made me cry.
42:50 Sam high asf Iâm glad I was there with him LIVE đđđ
41:49 - jesus i overshot it lol this part had my stoned ass in tears
Love that Sam just turns into a roaming scav boss with his goon squad
Sam is like any ordinary scav boss except he only spawns at extractions and kills his goons first before attacking his enemy
sam gooning with his gooners
7:08 Just imagine being in that situation IRL. You turn around, you see the doorway packed with guys who are probably dangerous. "Who the fuck is this guy?" one says. Your eyes meet and you're paralyzed with fear. "HE'S NOT ONE OF US!!" another screams, and they unload on your ass.
Unironically a scary way to go out
Skinwalker scenario
The bit about the happy cows had me in tears, fuckin hilarious. Love Poob
âFirst DP of the day because the wife isnât up yet.â -General Sam, 2021.
Am I crazy or was it 2022(and this deserves more comments than a bot)
@@nunull6427 it might have been, the past month since wipe has been a blur for me
@@nunull6427 drops ran throughout early January so idk when Sam streamed
Let's see if we hear about who got DP'd that day.
Now we need an "11 Hours A Slave" and we'll be that much closer to having all the dragon balls
He has others bro
I can't wait for 30 minutes a slave
Dude this has to be my favourite video you've made. The fucking editing man. Absolutely fantastic, hilarious throughout.
51:12 is easily one of the funniest Sam moments in my opinion, makes me die of laughter everytime haha
I've been watching Sam for about 8 years now and it still blows my mind how consistent he has been. There has not been a single video I did not laugh at, nor dislike. His content has aged like a fine wine and each year after the next I still find myself relaxing at night watching his content. The past 2 years have been some of the best content you've ever put out. Each year you're more and more like that old chunk of coal, Norm. Thank you for all the content you've made. It's been a wild ride. Well fucking done Sam.
i feel like I myself wrote this comment so cheers
A man of culture I see
Skyrim vid where he shoots screaming adoring fans from his bow got me hooked on his videos, Back in 2014 i think. He has Been on The ball ever since, basically only CZcamsr i really appreciate
If it's perfect why change?
well, he use to say the n-word. Maybe some things did age like milk.
Anytime the ratman posts an "hours a slave" video, you always know it will be a banger.
Watching Sam's content for so long has made me adopt the wheeze laugh, it is now my signature laugh and I cannot get away from it. Damn you Sam this is all your fault.
I love everything Sam puts himself into the game. I don't know what it is about that, but I really enjoy it.
âYouâre cool, but youâre not AA battery cool.â Sam has always had a way with words
5:30 that fucking voice crack was great. Sam yet again realizing how much sway he has over the world. Lol
I love hearing the battle tanx music in the background occasionally such an underrated gem glad you like it papa sam
When I first saw that sam had a dead womanâs ashes held hostage I thought oh this is a funny one off. Months later heâs dressing it in seasonal attire. Absolutely fucking fantastic.
Kool Kolpak Krew
I love the KKK!
When did you rebrand to just Sherman? Kool seeing you here!
Exactly what I was about to comment
Krunk. Kolpak. Klan.
Kolpak Krew Killaz
Sam puts a shitload of effort into these videos and doesnât get enough credit for it honestly. Theyâre extremely well done content.
He makes 30 fucking thousand a month playing games yes he does get enough credit what crack are you smoking bro
@@Erribell cope
@@Erribell Iâm confident youâre one of those guys they complain about on discord thatâll just insult them veraciously because youâre in a parasocial relationship.
1000 comments in 3 hours is credit I think haha đ
@@bradenwoods1111 how about I give you 1000 mouth kisses in 3 minutes?
I have been saving this video for a pick me up. Right away, I'm blown away by him sitting in a chair in a game it looks so clean.
15:51 i cant stop laughing my ass off at how Sam jumps
I've watched Sam since his Rust videos.
Watching him blow up over the years felt like watching my neighbor's kid learn to ride a bike; I've contributed nothing but laughing and now feel pride in the boy
Same... thanks for writing this.. saved me a couple words
Dammit. Just when I thought I was gonna have a productive day, Sam has to release another video... I cannot refuse the dopamine release that comes with watching these
Damn dude. You need more than dopamine if it takes you a whole day to watch a one hour vid.
@@idkyet3573 The severe amount of Dopamine released from watching a General Sam video cripples him for a full 24hr period.
@@rat17 same tbh
@@rat17 itâs like post nut clarity
Remember when Sam's content was consistently well edited and had amazing cinematic intros? Now we just get edited VODS and him eating Chex Mix lol đ love you Sam
not sure how I slept on this content, it fucks. Great vids glhf.
I love how every stream eventually breaks down into hysteria and chaos with Sam becoming a tomato and unable to breath
The "Drip Saves Lives" had me laughing way too loudly while at work during his stream to the point I had to clip it. Was too good
that was me! i made it into the video lol.
@AGNĂZ Buny Girls what the actual fuck did I just read. Sure you're spamming your scam/malware site but wow I've never read something so similar to language but not actually mean anything.
these are by far my favorite videos please do more other than just on drops
when i heard that like intro song and i saw sam walking towards the green screen i knew this was abt to be so dam good
I love how his laugh sounds like a rusted gate opening and closing
Samâs content has been helping me through my deployment. Man is fucking hilarious
The patreon is funny too
Good luck gamer
Lol about to go to Djibouti myself in a few days
Love the little Titoâs sweater. Complete the fit though, thereâs some bookers gin that comes with a bowler hat on the cap that would come in handy
Lmfao " im not with you guys" pause then frantic shoots. Comedy gold.
Watching the goblin gas deteriorate Sam's brain live on twitch was golden
goblin gas?
@@kronchii6782 goblin gas.
@@kronchii6782 goblin gas, the gas of goblin
@@Soren9302 that shit will make you act up, It'll make you do some things. He starts feeling it at 47:41
This was a great stream, really enjoyed when poob got post maternal depression after Sam left him.
16:00 yoooo sam that's a brilliant idea about trader introductions. imagine if it were like need for speed animations
Bob sagetâs stand up comedy tour tickets got me rollin
Bryan and Sam dialogue is why I watch these keep killing it Bryan. Poob killed it too Iâm crying holy shit he brought his A game
Actually exceptional, I completely forgot about this even though I got a drop on one of Poobs streams and didn't connect in my ape head "Oh we might be getting a threequel if Sam's doing this"
Lol didn't even finish the video hu đ
This was great! Thanks for streaming and suffering for us again
Oh yeah. I've been waiting for this. This is where it's at. Starting Papa Sam of the rat pack, and his pronounced stoutness about the tum.
Didn't expect that Saget joke so early lmao. Bob would've loved that.
I was looking for someone else who noticed that line
Bob Saget raped and killed a girl in 1990!
@@retroplayer56 PogChamp
General Sam is one of the only people who make tarkov videos actually entertaining. Like if I want to learn something I want h pestily but If I were to introduce somebody to tarkov I would show then sams vids
Such a terrifyingly brutal game, yet Sam always finds the fun
47:10 and on is awesome lmao i love the super wheeze
Lmfao w000t. 52:08 WAS THAT A BACK-TO-BACK DOUBLE RICOCHET OFF THE HELMET?!
Hearing and watching Sam wheeze after realizing all the masks from the Flee Market are gone is cracking me up so much XD
Ono
I was just talking to my friend last night and I said, âI really hope Sam uploads another video this wipeâ. Thank you Sam
The toastrack part was great. sweetest old man tarkov streamer and sam just offers up a spot next to his setup. Trying to start up a cremation collection, Sam is such a swell guy
No way! There's another one?!
I always love these really long "__ hours a slave" videos.
I have applied the rat technique's for the first time today on woods, my first ever successful raid as a PMC, totally makes up for those 34 failed ones
I love these long videos. I sleep to them, work to them, drive to them, or just in my bed in the morning. Happy days great job sam
i throw em on while going to my parents place an hour and a half away.
Dude I didn't even realise it was a long video till after I already watched it I was fuckin captivated.
My hope is that Sam is still doing this stuff when I get through school because that's when I'll be able to afford a computer nice enough to play these games.
1:00 Bob sagets 2022 stand up tour tickets, jesus christ that's the most savage thing i've ever heard
Iâm pretty sure a solo cult that kills people the moment they meet them is just a serial killer đ
Loopholes
1:30 sam calling his veiwers people for the first time. 1:40 reminds us we're just lambs to his slaughter. Balanced as all things should
"People bring the small flames of their wishes together... since they don't want to extinguish the small flame... they'll bring that small flame to a bigger fire. A big flame named General Sam".
The best part was the last 20 minutes where it was just Sam wheezing non stop.
Easily my favorite vid from you every year
3:17 that genuine "oof fuck" of looking at the drip made me laugh for some reason.
just finished rewatching the other hours a slave videos. this is a blessing
You've spent 3 hours watching a jew?
@@notatruck2640 I'd say more than 3 hours, but abso-fucking-lutely
@4:55 I have watched this part of the video so many times & it makes me laugh harder everytime!
I like the set of Bon Appétit being the background for the Tushonka review
39:00 in my expert opinion you should've heated it with and additional 1/2 can of beef broth, that would've most definitely brought out its inner stew potential.
Holy shit was that fart real?
Thats a certified check yourself ripper
18:20 WTF I legit just picked up a bag of those and stared eating them like 20 seconds before he showed them đ
The bob saget line did it for me...that was so cold and so good. My humor.
Can we just talk about how cool being on sams streams feel? Im not into twitch one bit but his streams are always good, well at least the cool bits he does you really gotta be there to see it
This man is so funny, its hard not to have a hurting face from smiling and laughing so much
Best one of these yet, man.
21:20 Sam inadvertently shutting down Aqua as he shares a pleasant memory of his grandpa made me want to give Aqua a hug.
Sam's stream was really the only stream I genuinely watched not for the drops
He could be as good as Jerma streams, if only he just actually did it
"Sam and Aqua, the floggings will continue until morale improves. "- Sam
Love how you used the NYTimes cooking lab as your background lmao
Every year I look forward to one of these, and every year they get better and better Lmfaoooo
You know I really love sams mic setup so that we can hear every uncomfortable breath from his nose. It really improves the viewing experience
Samâs videos saved me from my crippling marker sniffing addiction. Now I sniff jam jars at the local farmerâs market every Friday afternoon.
Sam I wait all year to watch your once a year stream. I always miss it. At least I have solice in the fact you always do these banger edits.
37:54 I thought like this too, Then discovered a hole in the wall restaurant with Balkan Barbeque. A big round fresh baked white loaf of bread, covered in cream cheese, onions, and ground pork and lamb/beef cooked like a burger but in a sort of thick breakfast banger shape no sausage skin or anything. It's amazing, but like "poutine with greasy Montreal smoked meat melting in the gravy" good. A bit of a guilty pleasure.