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  • čas přidán 31. 08. 2017
  • The Combat Center's Commanding General, William F. Mullen lll, and Installation Sergeant Major, Michael J. Hendges, want to give you a message before your liberty period.

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  • @Ghiscari
    @Ghiscari Před 3 lety +1959

    *Takes Bud Light away*
    *Gives a stronger beer instead*
    That's a Sergeant Major I want

    • @iusefloorbbs3102
      @iusefloorbbs3102 Před rokem +55

      bud light is hydration and beer in one. more water than alcohol

    • @joerhodes213
      @joerhodes213 Před rokem +8

      @@iusefloorbbs3102....isn't that the truth!😂😂

    • @hammurds
      @hammurds Před rokem +2

      Don’t forget to hydrate

    • @ericwelch
      @ericwelch Před rokem +24

      This definitely aged very well!

    • @theweldingpanzer4841
      @theweldingpanzer4841 Před rokem +7

      Especially in the current political state lol

  • @JoelGuajardoInfo
    @JoelGuajardoInfo Před 4 lety +12052

    “why does he have PTSD?”
    “He forgot to hydrate”

    • @melodite6381
      @melodite6381 Před 4 lety +52

      Headass Hitlerous for me it would been "did he try taking ibuprofen?"

    • @DimaEgorovRU
      @DimaEgorovRU Před 4 lety +28

      Headass Hitlerous #the VA explaining my missing leg

    • @wolflordgaming31
      @wolflordgaming31 Před 4 lety +7

      ptsd kicks in
      HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
      NOT BECAUSE WE FORGOT TO HYDRATE< THE FING DRILL SGTS ROASTED US FOR WEEKS ABOUT IT
      *not in yet, gonna be,
      marines through and through
      OOH RAH

    • @nicholas8228
      @nicholas8228 Před 4 lety +9

      OOH so THATS why the army does hydration formations

    • @BigDictator5335
      @BigDictator5335 Před 4 lety +10

      and forgot to change his socks

  • @Mirandorl
    @Mirandorl Před 3 lety +1989

    Hydration requirements:
    Normal human: 8 glasses a day
    US Marine: One jerry can

    • @dickvolen4589
      @dickvolen4589 Před 3 lety +17

      One jerry can - 5L.

    • @isaiahfoshay1659
      @isaiahfoshay1659 Před 3 lety +52

      Nah that’s twenty nine palms I’m currently stationed there it gets up to 114 degrees man you gotta drink a fuck ton of water 😂

    • @alexchau1908
      @alexchau1908 Před 2 lety +5

      12-14 canteens a day so 3-3.5 gallons

    • @RobTheMusician1
      @RobTheMusician1 Před 2 lety +4

      pretty much, CBRN times bro.

    • @Im2Old4ThisShite
      @Im2Old4ThisShite Před 2 lety +7

      @@isaiahfoshay1659 you mean, 29 stumps, Marine. 😆😎

  • @sd91499
    @sd91499 Před 3 lety +2051

    Giving the dude who just wanted to eat hot cheetos and play video games for a weekend a weightlifting and reflective belt is about the funniest thing I could've expected

    • @lonetemplar1748
      @lonetemplar1748 Před 3 lety +46

      God, almost forgot the reflective belt!!! Can't even deploy without one of those!

    • @connorjohn33
      @connorjohn33 Před 3 lety +10

      @@lonetemplar1748 they definitely keep us safe!

    • @UlitmateLemon
      @UlitmateLemon Před 2 lety +34

      And don't forget to hydrate.

    • @joesmilk3492
      @joesmilk3492 Před 2 lety +5

      It's so sad. You could see him die inside.

    • @themiddleclasspoolee399
      @themiddleclasspoolee399 Před 2 lety +5

      The PT belt, that is the thing that triggers PTSD.

  • @xymoriintus
    @xymoriintus Před 4 lety +10185

    I love how he's silently judging you yet helping

    • @Fandom_Junkie
      @Fandom_Junkie Před 4 lety +278

      Isn't that Marine NCOs in a nutshell?

    • @Kangroo11
      @Kangroo11 Před 4 lety +12

      nice comment

    • @kian9096
      @kian9096 Před 4 lety +98

      Fandom_Junkie no no no NCOs judge then pretend to help

    • @antictsblog9419
      @antictsblog9419 Před 4 lety +20

      That’s just the Marine Corps in a whole

    • @MrCYCLOPSXMEN12330
      @MrCYCLOPSXMEN12330 Před 4 lety +52

      I've seen a guy getting blasted like he's about to die by a gunny all while the gunny is helping him how to operate a radio. It's just how the marine Corps operates.

  • @jeremyzumwalt8417
    @jeremyzumwalt8417 Před 3 lety +5551

    *Dies in Call of duty MW campaign*
    The message on the death screen:
    "Dont forget to hydrate"
    -Commander General William Mullen

    • @meme_emem9881
      @meme_emem9881 Před 3 lety +134

      Tbh this is a legitimately underhydrated comment

    • @ericmiller9522
      @ericmiller9522 Před 3 lety +23

      I came just for the "dont forget to hydrate" comment and it was gold

    • @fritzkeller5629
      @fritzkeller5629 Před 3 lety +8

      No mor like
      Dies
      -Dan Mcglucsky, he forgot to hydrate
      I made the name up so it sounds stupid

    • @TwitchArmy1YT
      @TwitchArmy1YT Před 3 lety +2

      So true

    • @ericheisenberg5541
      @ericheisenberg5541 Před 3 lety +1

      ok this is a comment

  • @175hydro
    @175hydro Před 3 lety +501

    Best Military Safety Briefing:
    Don't add to the population
    Don't subtract from the population
    Stay out of the hospital, news, and jail
    And if you do end up in jail establish domaince quickly
    Author: Unknown

    • @jackbrown3193
      @jackbrown3193 Před 2 lety +60

      And dont forget too hydrate

    • @aaronnikels5706
      @aaronnikels5706 Před rokem +21

      I like the old "Just don't be stupid" better but this one is timeless

    • @evilma66otify
      @evilma66otify Před rokem +7

      @@jackbrown3193 lmao

    • @0bliVioid97
      @0bliVioid97 Před rokem +1

      I always resented this one. Don't tell me how to live my life! I want kids!

    • @rifqitaqiuddin
      @rifqitaqiuddin Před 9 měsíci +3

      ​@@0bliVioid97and thats how you get Scammed by the local Base girl.

  • @axanarfilm
    @axanarfilm Před 3 lety +900

    Don't forget to hydrate!

    • @hikerbro3870
      @hikerbro3870 Před 3 lety +1

      Of all the places for you to show up. Lemme guess, Leatherneck Nerd?

    • @xPumaFangx
      @xPumaFangx Před 3 lety +2

      @@hikerbro3870 Did you HYDRATE!@???!!?!

    • @hikerbro3870
      @hikerbro3870 Před 3 lety +1

      Also, finish Axanar. :D

    • @hikerbro3870
      @hikerbro3870 Před 3 lety +2

      @@xPumaFangx "Privates, if you ain't peein' every 30 minutes, you dehydrated."
      "NO YOU CAN'T GO TO THE HEAD! SIT YO A$$ DOWN!"

    • @kelee4730
      @kelee4730 Před 2 lety +1

      looking at this green guy. I believe hydrate is better than protein

  • @madduxle
    @madduxle Před 6 lety +4569

    *when you find out you forgot to hydrate*

    • @MrBoredom123
      @MrBoredom123 Před 6 lety +28

      Rusty Shackleford I seem to remember the formations reeking of alcohol before a run.

    • @taoliu3949
      @taoliu3949 Před 6 lety +36

      I hydrate with alcohol.

    • @Daybreak6427
      @Daybreak6427 Před 6 lety +47

      The major general is coming for you.

    • @chrismc410
      @chrismc410 Před 6 lety +10

      ThatOneDev All on base has more to fear from the Sergeant Major or the most Senior NCO than the commanding officer. Nothing good ever comes from pissing off those who are E-6 and higher.

    • @MrBoredom123
      @MrBoredom123 Před 6 lety +3

      Tao Liu I always have my drinks on the rocks. Figure if I drink enough I'll get my daily recommended dose of water.

  • @just-incase3483
    @just-incase3483 Před 4 lety +2939

    If they had a marine as cashiers in civilian grocery stores the average person would be 60 to 100 lbs lighter and more healthy 😂😂😂😂

    • @chadyoung9934
      @chadyoung9934 Před 4 lety +126

      I dont wanna be 60-100 lbs lighter though, ill quite literally die. Im 132 lbs soaking wet

    • @pirotess2
      @pirotess2 Před 4 lety +64

      Nah, the store will be close in a month due all customers run away, lol.

    • @itachi_uchiha1538
      @itachi_uchiha1538 Před 4 lety +24

      Chad Young he obviously wasnt talking to you. Cringest weird flex I’ve ever seen

    • @chadyoung9934
      @chadyoung9934 Před 4 lety +54

      @@itachi_uchiha1538 Wasn't flexing. Just trying to make light of the comment. I apologize if you took it differently.

    • @just-incase3483
      @just-incase3483 Před 4 lety +16

      Chad Young I thought it was funny!

  • @Tenktory
    @Tenktory Před 2 lety +233

    Guy comes with a canister of water.
    Marine: Who are you? Some kind of smart-ass?

    • @nihaalsandim9986
      @nihaalsandim9986 Před 2 lety +2

      😂😂😂

    • @AhDollar
      @AhDollar Před 11 měsíci +1

      sergeant major would probably throw in some sports drinks and maybe a nutrition bar before adding another 2 1/2 gallon container of water

  • @YllwNinja82
    @YllwNinja82 Před 3 lety +367

    I want every store to have a Marine judging my purchases!

    • @MissMarinaCapri
      @MissMarinaCapri Před 2 lety +9

      @Pierce Hart , honestly, that’s nothing to laugh about because it is happening.

    • @MissMarinaCapri
      @MissMarinaCapri Před 2 lety +3

      Said the undisciplined sheeplike person. No disrespect intended

    • @MissMarinaCapri
      @MissMarinaCapri Před 2 lety +1

      @Pierce Hart , Why would you laugh at such unpleasant circumstances? I wouldn’t laugh at anything bad that you were experiencing in your country. By the way, what country are you from? This could be interesting

    • @mikeh2291
      @mikeh2291 Před 2 lety +8

      @Pierce Hart "Pierce Hart", you don't own ANYONE an apology. My personal experience with New Zealanders proved that you are kind and welcoming. A town of 600 helped 750 ship passengers and crew when they were stranded ashore in 2012. Many townspeople opened their homes to perfect strangers for an overnight stay, feeding them and attending to everyone's physical and medical needs without hesitation. I will not forget your kindness. A few here in the U.S. need to quit being offended and start taking care of business.
      By the way, a United States Marine would not take up arms against their fellow citizens.

    • @stingraycors_t6455
      @stingraycors_t6455 Před 2 lety

      No you don't!

  • @Deck_Z
    @Deck_Z Před 4 lety +3823

    Me: gets some water
    This guy: Throws in 5 gallons of water don’t forget to hydrate

    • @jibreelpendatun2525
      @jibreelpendatun2525 Před 4 lety +3

      Now it's backwards epic.

    • @libertyordeath9936
      @libertyordeath9936 Před 4 lety +4

      It’s crayon water in the jug.

    • @MrCarrot14
      @MrCarrot14 Před 4 lety +2

      Thats a 2.5 gallon jug he keeps putting on the counter.

    • @Deck_Z
      @Deck_Z Před 4 lety +2

      Goals:
      69 likes ✅
      Reverse 69 likes aka 96 likes ✅
      420 likes ✅
      666 likes ✅
      Not required by storyline but over 9000 likes ???

    • @waffles9771
      @waffles9771 Před 4 lety

      Hey jotaro from part 6

  • @richstaas3143
    @richstaas3143 Před 5 lety +4607

    I think the most realistic part was the dude with cart full of booze

  • @SuperSparrow45
    @SuperSparrow45 Před 3 lety +402

    Corporal: *Buys Bud Light*
    SMaj: And I took that personally.

    • @freakmil1537
      @freakmil1537 Před 3 lety +3

      Go get the Sailor Jerry Rum with some 19 Crimes along.

    • @mezmerizer0266
      @mezmerizer0266 Před 3 lety +31

      Sgt maj forgot what it's like to drink on an E-4 salary.

    • @IAmHereForeve
      @IAmHereForeve Před 2 lety +1

      @@mezmerizer0266
      Back in the late 90s...go to Tijuana. $5 Corona 12 pk bucket ice cold.

    • @mezmerizer0266
      @mezmerizer0266 Před 2 lety +1

      @@IAmHereForeve because that helps Joes now how? Prices in a different country from 25 years ago don't mean a thing to an E-4's pocketbook today.

    • @tmwk__
      @tmwk__ Před 2 lety

      Can’t allow a marine to drink anything less than rogue dead guy.

  • @RobertLinthicum
    @RobertLinthicum Před 3 lety +157

    When I was an active duty Marine, the last thing I wanted to do was camp in my free time.

  • @esaskykke7600
    @esaskykke7600 Před 5 lety +2641

    >takes cheap beer away

    • @Pikkabuu
      @Pikkabuu Před 5 lety +118

      What cheap beer?! I didn't see anyone trying to buy cheap beer. Although I did see two idiots who wanted to buy horsepiss.

    • @ratway2263
      @ratway2263 Před 4 lety +16

      Ipas are better and vodka low-calorie and they test the limitations of hydration.

    • @bluestonebest1893
      @bluestonebest1893 Před 4 lety +3

      *russian songs intensifies

    • @vice-admiralhorationelson7137
      @vice-admiralhorationelson7137 Před 4 lety

      bluestone best vodka is from Poland

    • @chickenman5477
      @chickenman5477 Před 4 lety +1

      Hey, dib shit... *That was water*.

  • @900108Chale
    @900108Chale Před 4 lety +2746

    *"Semper Hydrate"*
    _USMC_

  • @3r1creations
    @3r1creations Před 3 lety +244

    I'm about 4 years behind on seeing this, but worth every second, worth every laugh, and worth sharing to all our Marine brothers and sisters. Semper Fi.

  • @SollowP
    @SollowP Před 3 lety +87

    I mean, even here in the Swedish army: Don't forget to hydrate is a meme of itself. Along with changing your socks.
    We even have an acronym for it: BDSM. Which stands for Byt Strumpor, Drick Vatten, Smörj AKn, Marschfärdiga.
    Translated it's Change Socks, Drink water, oil your weapon, ready to march.

    • @chipforward3173
      @chipforward3173 Před 3 lety +1

      Then if that's the case, Det är inte din mammas BDSM-klubb. LOL

    • @jbarral6509
      @jbarral6509 Před 2 lety +1

      Dang were they Swedish Marines

    • @DrSog
      @DrSog Před 2 lety +2

      i googled that i think its something else

  • @PacificPlinker
    @PacificPlinker Před 5 lety +2383

    Not a single crayon purchase... somethings wrong.

    • @lostinthefuture9300
      @lostinthefuture9300 Před 5 lety +52

      Payton Wallace nah devil dogs don't eat crayons. They dine on green beans(army) . Easier to chew and puts up less of a fight

    • @edrikrenteria3375
      @edrikrenteria3375 Před 5 lety +7

      Wrong branch brotha

    • @ratway2263
      @ratway2263 Před 5 lety +6

      @@lostinthefuture9300 Hey you didn't mention the coast guard I feel better now.

    • @1337penguinman
      @1337penguinman Před 5 lety +33

      I'm pretty sure Marines get those free at the chow hall. All you can eat.

    • @bangochupchup
      @bangochupchup Před 5 lety +3

      I banged an Army gal on Oahu in 1985.

  • @AmishMicrowave
    @AmishMicrowave Před 6 lety +1385

    Nobody out ranks General Safety.

    • @davidthorp01
      @davidthorp01 Před 5 lety +1

      Super Kami Guru Amazing man of taste, and yes sir

    • @travpots6318
      @travpots6318 Před 5 lety

      Well GAS Washington does, but you know he will always have the highest rank.

    • @JackHenry1776
      @JackHenry1776 Před 5 lety +2

      YUTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

    • @jebhampton6031
      @jebhampton6031 Před 5 lety

      i talked to master roshie he is doing good ,u herd from dende ?

    • @tyler_schecter5805
      @tyler_schecter5805 Před 5 lety

      Whoooraah!!!

  • @crozraven
    @crozraven Před 3 lety +66

    1:21 Dude got the saddest face when all the snacks being replaced lol

  • @NoobSoldier2006
    @NoobSoldier2006 Před 3 lety +228

    US Army: It begins in California, with a little girl raised by two moms.

    • @CENTURION.CARPATIC
      @CENTURION.CARPATIC Před 3 lety +9

      INDEED!!!!! This clip must be old. Things don't work this way nowadays. Hahahahahahahahahahahaha!

    • @cstlbrvo5615
      @cstlbrvo5615 Před 3 lety +6

      ..and doesn't end well.

    • @tempest225
      @tempest225 Před 2 lety +22

      The dude that made that commercial forgot to hidrate.

    • @joelerk6298
      @joelerk6298 Před 2 lety +21

      Everything that starts in California ends in dystopia.

    • @ramO-jp8tp
      @ramO-jp8tp Před 2 lety +9

      hopefully the marine corps doesn’t start doing shit like that but i wouldn’t be surprised if it did

  • @thighenthusiast1135
    @thighenthusiast1135 Před 5 lety +2138

    Tip of the day.
    *Don't forget the HYDRATE*

    • @GentlemanBystander
      @GentlemanBystander Před 4 lety +4

      Nothing about changing socks, confirmed fucking POG.

    • @taidordz
      @taidordz Před 4 lety

      Don't forget to hydrate*

    • @chase-2200
      @chase-2200 Před 4 lety

      I only drink water once a week and I’m fine. Every now and then my finger nails fall out but that’s normal

    • @BabyWick351
      @BabyWick351 Před rokem

      Thanks #spaceforce

  • @Paul-xk5wg
    @Paul-xk5wg Před 3 lety +1822

    Air Force: teaches you how to work in the civilian world
    Marines: don’t forget to hydrate

    • @chrismc410
      @chrismc410 Před 3 lety +18

      Unless your AFSC is Security Forces, Security Police in my dad's day when he was in, Air Police in my maternal and paternal grandfathers day

    • @Paul-xk5wg
      @Paul-xk5wg Před 3 lety +3

      chrismc410 that’s funny because that’s what I want to do there.

    • @chrismc410
      @chrismc410 Před 3 lety +15

      @@Paul-xk5wg despite claims to the contrary, Security Forces is pretty cool. For all intents and purposes, you're an MP and an Infantryman who wears Air Force blue. Up until relatively recently, the combat training, tactical training etc, was done by their mother service, the Army. Many Army traditions are still alive and well in the Air Force.
      On a trivia note, one of the most bad ass action stars ever was in the USAF, Air Police his AFSC. Namely a certain Chuck Norris.
      Other my family and my body failing me so I couldn't get past MEPS, I'd have followed my dad's and both my grandfathers in their footsteps.
      If Security Forces was good enough for Chuck Norris, it would have been good for me too.

    • @Paul-xk5wg
      @Paul-xk5wg Před 3 lety +2

      chrismc410 thank you for the good words of encouragement. I will do you proud

    • @christianordonez5704
      @christianordonez5704 Před 3 lety +1

      Are you sea cadets?

  • @jaegar1nine266
    @jaegar1nine266 Před 9 měsíci +5

    Love how he gives you a water to go with your gallon water.

  • @imclueless9875
    @imclueless9875 Před 3 lety +26

    just the "dont forget to hydrate" had me dying

  • @aced4fun
    @aced4fun Před 4 lety +1479

    Why am I watching this rn? I should be hydrating.

  • @dashcostello6667
    @dashcostello6667 Před 5 lety +1638

    "So recollect for me what happened during this traumatic deployment"
    "Well It all started when I forgot to hydrate"

  • @hushpuppysam6969
    @hushpuppysam6969 Před 3 lety +32

    I love how beef jerky is the marine’s version of a healthy snack

    • @GhostEye31
      @GhostEye31 Před 3 lety +1

      Army?! Dude those are Marines, that's practically how you start a fight right there.

    • @crydovahgear1178
      @crydovahgear1178 Před 3 lety +1

      One, the CZcams channel is “Marines” so yeah. And two, beef jerky is basically pure protein. You need that shit when you’re working hard

    • @hushpuppysam6969
      @hushpuppysam6969 Před 3 lety

      @@crydovahgear1178 I never said it’s bad it’s just a funny choice

    • @dickvolen4589
      @dickvolen4589 Před 3 lety

      @@GhostEye31 Air Force!

    • @dickvolen4589
      @dickvolen4589 Před 3 lety

      @@crydovahgear1178 And it is about the best food one can get in a grocery store.

  • @mst7806
    @mst7806 Před 2 lety +12

    Whenever I'm in the States and I see a Marine, I always introduce myself and say thankyou. Greetings from your friends in Australia.Oh, and don't forget to hydrate.

  • @ayoubchaudhry4847
    @ayoubchaudhry4847 Před 4 lety +1773

    Customer: Hey so I want to buy this gift card
    Cashier: ...and also don’t forget to hydrate

  • @larrydolphin5609
    @larrydolphin5609 Před 6 lety +2212

    Don't forget to hydrate

    • @larrydolphin5609
      @larrydolphin5609 Před 6 lety +32

      I know it's nothing but I've never gotten more then ten likes on a comment I'm surprised

    • @Darin-USMCB--
      @Darin-USMCB-- Před 6 lety +5

      superNoob
      Spend a few days in
      29 Palms, California,
      And you will realize why
      They stress the great need for continuous hydration!
      When it's 125 + degrees,
      The extreme dry heat will drain you before you know it.
      Heat stroke is a common issue out there !

    • @larrydolphin5609
      @larrydolphin5609 Před 6 lety +2

      Darin- USMC B- 85-93 I'm 15 in Wisconsin it's friken cold all our water is ice so we don't know about heat

    • @stackedpennies4377
      @stackedpennies4377 Před 6 lety +1

      Darin- USMC B- 85-93 Ditto. Hit 126 this year, in camp Wilson.

    • @larrydolphin5609
      @larrydolphin5609 Před 6 lety

      R. A. HYDRATEEEEEE

  • @user-hp2dh2we3k
    @user-hp2dh2we3k Před 3 měsíci +2

    I wish every store had a sergeant then we would all be healthy and safe. Thank you Sarge 💚💚💚💚🇱🇷🇱🇷🇱🇷

  • @thatportlandguy8593
    @thatportlandguy8593 Před 2 lety +280

    Not accurate. None of those Marine's were buying crayons to eat.

  • @jordexfiallo3324
    @jordexfiallo3324 Před 3 lety +2227

    *USMC invades Africa*
    Africans: why are you doing this?
    USMC: because you forgot to hydrate *CLICK* *CLICK*

    • @lordot8665
      @lordot8665 Před 3 lety +12

      You know Africa is a gigantic continent right?

    • @jacksunfortunateevents355
      @jacksunfortunateevents355 Před 3 lety +57

      @@lordot8665 whoooosh

    • @lordot8665
      @lordot8665 Před 3 lety +2

      @@islandvibez lol

    • @gedewidi6666
      @gedewidi6666 Před 3 lety +4

      @@lordot8665 well, it could be anywhere as drinkable water is scarce throughout the entire continent

    • @aprilsmith3683
      @aprilsmith3683 Před 3 lety +9

      My interest was piqued by the Texas versus Africa comparison...
      The United States of America is a country and can fit into Africa (a continent as stated in the commentary) three times over...
      Texas is a state and far smaller than continental Africa...
      Perhaps you meant South Africa...
      ...the southern most country of continental Africa...
      The state of Texas is smaller than the country of South Africa by some 20%...
      Our interminable lockdown since the 26th of March is fraying the thinly veiled patience of even the most stable of folk here...
      This was a welcome distraction...
      Thank you...
      April Smith
      Johannesburg
      South Africa
      🇿🇦

  • @modernnorseman3615
    @modernnorseman3615 Před 3 lety +2097

    Me: Dies at War
    The whole mf squad: Told you to hydrate

    • @thomasrandolph4581
      @thomasrandolph4581 Před 3 lety +15

      My dog is giving me the stupidest look because your comment ACTUALLY made me laugh out loud.

    • @thetrollgehasbegun
      @thetrollgehasbegun Před 3 lety +10

      @@thomasrandolph4581 he forgot to hydrate, thats why.

    • @stevewilson6723
      @stevewilson6723 Před 3 lety +2

      @@thetrollgehasbegun I thought he was wearing white socks and it got him killed because the enemy had seen him.

    • @SilvaDreams
      @SilvaDreams Před 3 lety +2

      @@stevewilson6723 Since when have white socks ever stayed white?
      He died cause his lack of hydration ment he bled out faster due to thickened blood and high blood preasure.

    • @umwhatamIdoinghere
      @umwhatamIdoinghere Před 3 lety +1

      @@SilvaDreams if your injury is that bad, significant blood lose will lower the blood pressure very quickly and it wouldn't make more than a couple of seconds difference.
      Stay hydrated.

  • @yugbe
    @yugbe Před 3 lety +39

    Navy: Dies in the Drink
    Marine:.... He should have hydrated...

  • @josmo1363
    @josmo1363 Před 3 lety +7

    "And don't forget to hydrate"
    Modest Pelican would be proud

  • @megablocksfan64
    @megablocksfan64 Před 3 lety +2042

    Sergeant Major Hendges is my ROTC instructor now and this is exactly how he is in class

    • @dragonsden4148
      @dragonsden4148 Před 3 lety +36

      Thats awesome lol

    • @themightybuegeler4692
      @themightybuegeler4692 Před 3 lety +132

      So he give a galliom of water ever item he gives y'all lol

    • @burningforyou6078
      @burningforyou6078 Před 3 lety +27

      @@themightybuegeler4692 that’s the only way to go 😂

    • @Dra741
      @Dra741 Před 3 lety +9

      God bless you

    • @williamwatkins821
      @williamwatkins821 Před 3 lety +30

      Lol! Maj Gen Mullen is my professor for my leadership minor, and this is how he is in class too!

  • @StriderCX
    @StriderCX Před 6 lety +1380

    No junk food, no cheap beer, prepare, don't forget to hydrate. Life advice right there.

  • @currently7886
    @currently7886 Před 2 lety +7

    Hi Marines! I normally don't care about military ads or whatever, but this is a video I have searched for and watched a couple times. If the marines put out more of this content they would be winning the hearts and minds of everyone no doubt. Great stuff. Semper Fi

  • @jschiffel
    @jschiffel Před 2 lety +16

    Bud Light is hydration, because it's basically water to begin with.

    • @fastair8546
      @fastair8546 Před 2 lety

      ur body doesnt filter things that well

    • @jermainallen7176
      @jermainallen7176 Před 2 lety +1

      @@fastair8546 He's calling it shit beer.

    • @fastair8546
      @fastair8546 Před 2 lety

      @@jermainallen7176 Yea I guess, but actually heard people make this argument many a time, that they dont need to drink water because they drink other things like tea. Fact is the body doesnt put that much effort into filtering or isnt that good at it, it needs actual water. Should you probably wouldnt die, if you only drank tea, but it wouldnt be ideal and you'd need alot of teas :D

  • @qwertyuiop5530
    @qwertyuiop5530 Před 4 lety +1446

    me: pulling to the register with a cart full of water
    officer: gives me purple heart

    • @angelkitty11
      @angelkitty11 Před 4 lety +28

      i thought it would be distinguished service cross!

    • @wickedwitt04
      @wickedwitt04 Před 4 lety +46

      He's still going to throw a 5gal jug of water on the counter.
      *And don't forget to hydrate*

    • @adhnirzky
      @adhnirzky Před 4 lety +1

      XD

    • @tylermalott3667
      @tylermalott3667 Před 4 lety +15

      Purple Hearts are awarded to soldiers who are wounded in battle

    • @qwertyuiop5530
      @qwertyuiop5530 Před 4 lety +9

      @@tylermalott3667 k. I didn' knew. Thank you for expanding my knowledge.

  • @sterben7656
    @sterben7656 Před 3 lety +636

    "shit...i got shot on the leg"
    General William showing up out of nowhere: this is because you forgot to hydrate

    • @DiabloOutdoors
      @DiabloOutdoors Před 2 lety +3

      lol good one

    • @bigboibuer4220
      @bigboibuer4220 Před 2 lety +11

      he just fucking materializes

    • @Nimori
      @Nimori Před 2 lety +3

      He would have dodged that bullet if he hydrated.

    • @quiet2361
      @quiet2361 Před rokem +1

      *pulls up with a huge gallon jug of water and says: "here this will make you fight better!" Then randomly disappears💀

  • @t.j.aarons889
    @t.j.aarons889 Před rokem +2

    I like how in the end it credits all the guys as actors except for sergeant major…because he wasn’t acting.

  • @F3PIZZA
    @F3PIZZA Před 3 lety +3

    I come back to this because it reminds me of my friend. Miss you, buddy!

  • @carloszetina9532
    @carloszetina9532 Před 6 lety +186

    Instructions unclear died from dehydration

  • @shubverse
    @shubverse Před 5 lety +1601

    Roses are red
    CZcams recommendations are great
    This guy wants to make sure
    _You don't forget to hydrate_

  • @pivottech8881
    @pivottech8881 Před 2 lety +5

    The guy with the cart is literally me if I ever saw him
    I JUST WANT MY CHIPS AND COLA AND FOOD AHHH I WILL HYDRATE BUT AS LONG AS LET ME KEEP THIS STUFF

  • @sebell69
    @sebell69 Před 3 lety +1

    I loved the video >> especially the "and stay hydrated"
    Thank you MajorGen Mullen for taking the time to make the video for your men and for us as well
    Semper Fi

  • @NONAME-vl5dn
    @NONAME-vl5dn Před 4 lety +1511

    Shout out to that one marine in the back that’s totally lost XD @ 0:13

    • @Vvtism
      @Vvtism Před 4 lety +175

      I swear I saw some gold flash on his collar... 2lt got lost in the PX again

    • @nemo227
      @nemo227 Před 4 lety +23

      MARINES don't get lost.

    • @NONAME-vl5dn
      @NONAME-vl5dn Před 4 lety +82

      @@nemo227 fine! He was trying to find the crayon asile ;)

    • @nemo227
      @nemo227 Před 4 lety +18

      @@NONAME-vl5dn Okay, that is DIFFERENT. My old Gunny Sgt. friend would appreciate that if he were still alive. I'm going back to view that again.

    • @nemo227
      @nemo227 Před 4 lety +9

      @@NONAME-vl5dn I looked again . . . yep, lost. But he didn't drop his beverage.

  • @SVE155
    @SVE155 Před 6 lety +491

    If you're going to be stupid this weekend, don't forget to hydrate.

    • @ratway2263
      @ratway2263 Před 6 lety +1

      Roy Evritt More intact your liver the more alcohol you can drink if you cardio is maxed out daily more you can burn hydration is a necessity for survival, but as an alcoholic the more you hydrate the more you can drink 😁

  • @FNWendigo
    @FNWendigo Před 6 měsíci

    This is the greatest yet simplest commercial ever

  • @tabellebertrand2750
    @tabellebertrand2750 Před rokem +1

    "Don't forget to hydrate" is my favorite line.

  • @shokikoyagune2224
    @shokikoyagune2224 Před 3 lety +226

    This is my water jug, there are many like it, but this one is mine
    My water jug is my best friend. It is my hydration. I must master it as I must master my hydration.
    Without me, my water jug is useless. Without my water jug, I am dehydrated. I must drink my water jug true. I must chug straighter than my enemy who is trying to outchug me. I must outdrink him before he outdrinks me.

  • @willanderson9688
    @willanderson9688 Před 4 lety +586

    I couldn't stop laughing when he took all the snacks and slapped down a safety belt.

  • @trenthinsch7351
    @trenthinsch7351 Před 3 lety +1

    I wasted my youth and didn't join the Marines, so could someone help we with something...when should I hydrate? ;-)
    Great video. Thank you for your service!

  • @hectatusbreakfastus6106

    Hahahahaha!!!! I am so happy I stumbled across this gem! I won't forget to hydrate. Thank you Sir!

  • @ToaofAwesomeness321
    @ToaofAwesomeness321 Před 3 lety +605

    Marine: *Forgets to hydrate*
    Sgt Maj: "Now this is an Avengers level threat."

    • @hellacoorinna9995
      @hellacoorinna9995 Před 3 lety +4

      Yeah... The Sar'Major's Knife-hands are the real threat.

  • @scotrule6128
    @scotrule6128 Před 5 lety +634

    JUST from the way that grumpy SGT MAJ hopped over that desk, you can tell he served as a DI.

    • @thatredditor8036
      @thatredditor8036 Před 4 lety +15

      scared the shit outa me just watching it

    • @scrat3695
      @scrat3695 Před 4 lety

      The devil liked your comment

    • @adamchurvis1
      @adamchurvis1 Před 4 lety +1

      That is not "grumpy"; that is the proper demeanor befitting a Sergeant Major in the United States Marine Corps. I like to think of it as "cuddly."

  • @heatherarmstrong9545
    @heatherarmstrong9545 Před 3 lety +2

    As a parent, I can relate. Allow them to make their own decisions, and then help them make better more correct decisions. I was laughing so hard at the end of this that I was crying. So much so that I'm going to need to hydrate.

  • @fatooshtkd
    @fatooshtkd Před 3 lety +1

    I love this guy... The Ultimate Parent and you'd better not cross him.... Great job !!

  • @normanreeduswiththefetus1394

    And don't forget to hydrate

  • @jordanbouma9620
    @jordanbouma9620 Před 6 lety +1063

    Funniest video sent out in a while. When he put the bottle of water on the counter followed by the jug of water 😂

  • @samhouston5217
    @samhouston5217 Před 3 lety +1

    Outstanding! ..... Don't forget to hydrate.

  • @benharris4788
    @benharris4788 Před 7 měsíci +2

    Undeniably, infallibly and indubitably
    Don’t forget to hydrate

  • @lemoncardboard4877
    @lemoncardboard4877 Před 4 lety +786

    Non-Military watching this: "Huh, the military doesn't seem so bad"
    Basic: "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"

  • @Goedendag28
    @Goedendag28 Před 6 lety +463

    I kept thinking, "He's probably going to come up with a PT belt next."

  • @Michael-nd7gh
    @Michael-nd7gh Před 2 lety +2

    I'm not even a Marine and this was the best video I've seen today.

  • @pfurman69
    @pfurman69 Před 2 lety

    This kept popping up in my feed. Finally watched it. Worth every second. Now I got to go and hydrate. Ooh fricken rah!

  • @FIRSTtimeGAMER22
    @FIRSTtimeGAMER22 Před 6 lety +634

    i wouldnt mind skipping the chips for some beef jerky

    • @heathmcconnell3901
      @heathmcconnell3901 Před 5 lety +62

      When you do, don't forget to hydrate.

    • @neonickhaos4811
      @neonickhaos4811 Před 5 lety +9

      DV_laeffy if I found a bag that size I would buy them out I love beef jerky more than sleeping

    • @jwenting
      @jwenting Před 5 lety +3

      @@neonickhaos4811 I make my own beef jerky. Just the beef and spices, without the sugar. And I never forget to hydrate :)

    • @sanlorenzo7896
      @sanlorenzo7896 Před 5 lety +1

      Would Slim Jim’s work as a substitute? I get frustrated when chewing jerky lol.

    • @TheOldAmishMan
      @TheOldAmishMan Před 5 lety

      @@jwenting Dehydrate you mean. It's jerky

  • @Grand_History
    @Grand_History Před 4 lety +407

    The one package of jerky was probably more expensive than everything else he was going to buy

    • @Avelanche
      @Avelanche Před 4 lety +31

      Fucking seriously. Thank god we can still hydrate at semi reasonable prices.

    • @ebinecksdee9872
      @ebinecksdee9872 Před 4 lety +8

      I feel like I'm getting mugged every time I buy a bag of jerky

    • @sarahsayshello9726
      @sarahsayshello9726 Před 4 lety +2

      Yea stick with old trapper. Cheaper get more jerky and tastes 3x better

    • @pnonnymouse4840
      @pnonnymouse4840 Před 3 lety

      If you have the time make your own. A lot cheaper and you can change the recipe to you personal tastes. If you go extreme get the beef in bulk and make a big batch store in airtight containers and you only do it once per year.

  • @NappyheadPodcast
    @NappyheadPodcast Před 2 lety +3

    “SpongeBob Whyyyyy, why did you forget to hydrate Spongebob” - A Pineapple under the sea

  • @macross5000
    @macross5000 Před 2 lety +1

    That last one with the beef jerky and water is priceless!

  • @wilhard45
    @wilhard45 Před 4 lety +564

    Love it when SgtMaj climbed over counter and young Marine runs for his life.

    • @danielinokoba5655
      @danielinokoba5655 Před 4 lety +4

      wilhard45 that was the best party

    • @danielinokoba5655
      @danielinokoba5655 Před 4 lety +30

      And don’t forget to hydrate

    • @bomcstoots1
      @bomcstoots1 Před 4 lety +4

      I would've just started rubbing his bald head q.q. -- i was army recon think i give a fuck lol. Everyone including SF and Rangers knows recon isn't right in the fucking head. Specifically i was an FO. lol actually if he grabbed my army while i was doing that, i would've called a fire mission under 5 seconds. Fite Mi sgm

    • @t.k.326
      @t.k.326 Před 4 lety +5

      White Reaper Jesus christ nigga you hard.

    • @himynameiss3966
      @himynameiss3966 Před 4 lety +1

      T

  • @sovietnugget8237
    @sovietnugget8237 Před 4 lety +270

    Me: *buys water*
    The marine at the register: *slams down a 5 gallon bucket of water* dont forget to hydrate

    • @Sharpvessel
      @Sharpvessel Před 3 lety +3

      I feel like this is exactly what would happen.

    • @loydevan1311
      @loydevan1311 Před 3 lety +2

      Hey. Americans drink a lot of things but they don't know a lot about hydration. They need to be taught until they learn 💯%! Hydration! Hydration! Hydration!

  • @who_am_i___nobody
    @who_am_i___nobody Před 3 lety

    I could see the Sergeant Major had a smile the entire time. Awesome video....and don't forget to hydrate!

  • @akaroamale475
    @akaroamale475 Před 2 lety +1

    I have no idea why CZcams sent me this, I am not an army guy. But I would have to say you people have done a great job with a good message and with some humour to boot. Good on you.

  • @TheLegitAlpha
    @TheLegitAlpha Před 4 lety +251

    One must be in awe as to how many water jugs he has behind the counter.

    • @desannful
      @desannful Před 3 lety +12

      A lot. Because he didn't forget to hydrate.

    • @Moncinna09
      @Moncinna09 Před 3 lety +6

      Captain Matias Torres coming to do salvation on the comment section

    • @manupontheprecipice6254
      @manupontheprecipice6254 Před 3 lety +1

      Don't forget to trade in that anime for water.

    • @jago668
      @jago668 Před 3 lety +6

      It's mini-elevator that just feeds up jugs of water. Basement is just a giant warehouse full of water jugs.

    • @Giriko3490
      @Giriko3490 Před 4 měsíci +1

      One million jugs!

  • @seraphimprince
    @seraphimprince Před 3 lety +320

    I wish the Army put out safety videos like this. This is perfect. It is very concise yet relatable to the average Joe.

    • @danschwinge
      @danschwinge Před 3 lety +6

      I remember in Germany a add on AFRTS, "Don't shop when your hungry, no no no, don't shop when your hungry"

    • @Commandelicious
      @Commandelicious Před 3 lety +1

      @@danschwinge I remember this ... lol

    • @sams7725
      @sams7725 Před 2 lety +1

      Yep and funny as hell too.

    • @victorsaenz9452
      @victorsaenz9452 Před 2 lety +1

      Army infantry is just as dumb and extreme as this

    • @tilasole3252
      @tilasole3252 Před 5 měsíci

      We were always told, "if you're going to stick it in, make sure he's at MOPP4."

  • @mehmeh533
    @mehmeh533 Před 3 lety +1

    This. Is. Awesome. Thank you and thank you for your service.

  • @ValleyoftheKings64
    @ValleyoftheKings64 Před 8 měsíci +4

    Marine Corps boycotting Budlight before it was cool.

  • @bellum5432
    @bellum5432 Před 3 lety +905

    The lack of crayons in this video is disturbing

  • @Darin-USMCB--
    @Darin-USMCB-- Před 6 lety +319

    That was hilarious !
    I actually had a staff sergeant,
    When I was in, Female Marine , she was excellent at looking after her young Marines, when she knew our money was tight, and we were getting antsy to get out & blow off some steam, but of course, lack the funds to do so,
    She would sacrifice, and buy us a pizza & beer, and give us a deck of cards , to appease us & keep us out of trouble!
    She, was always looking out for us all, on another occasion, I had a new young marine enter our company, only 18 years young, with a young wife & a brand new baby, She knew he was struggling to get used to military life, adding the stresses of a young family, with low financial resources,
    She gave me a $100 to go buy him & the baby essentials, and had me deliver it all to his home, she wanted to remain anonymous.
    Semper Fi!

    • @revdaddy6934
      @revdaddy6934 Před 5 lety +41

      She didnt forget to hydrate did she?

    • @Scott-kb5ur
      @Scott-kb5ur Před 5 lety +13

      That is some A+ leadership right there

    • @sag8730
      @sag8730 Před 5 lety

      Oh shut up, a metro marine

    • @davidsherbert6896
      @davidsherbert6896 Před 5 lety +16

      Darin- USMC B- 85-93 some of us are like that....I retired in 2005 after 23 years... I even went so far as to have Christmas and New year's parties for the Marines not on leave....I remembered what it was like my first couple of holidays so far away from home, so I passed it on to junior Marines too.....when I retired, I had Marines I hadn't seen for years show up because of "my kindness" shown to them....I must have did something right...and I love every one of them...

    • @addicted2tone349
      @addicted2tone349 Před 5 lety

      So she was a female Gunny Highway?

  • @solomonrivers5639
    @solomonrivers5639 Před 3 měsíci

    This was the nicest way to communicate “Don’t try these excuses. We’ve already heard them”

  • @sissonsk
    @sissonsk Před 2 lety +3

    "What this calls for is a special blend of psychology and extreme violence." - Vivian

  • @monkeyman3006
    @monkeyman3006 Před 4 lety +683

    5 plus a special person, people you don’t wanna piss off
    The Cook
    The Medic
    The Cashier
    The Judge Advocate
    The Pilot(s)
    Your major general wife

  • @criggerje
    @criggerje Před 6 lety +247

    SgtMaj Hendges was my heavy hat in boot camp. 3rd Bn Platoon 3073. We NEVER forgot to hydrate.

    • @jevazquez2
      @jevazquez2 Před 5 lety +8

      He was my series gunny 3rd Bn Kilo Company

    • @Sielnt_Mateo
      @Sielnt_Mateo Před 5 lety +27

      Hard to forget to hydrate when someone literally screams arms out caps off suck that shit till it’s dry before you go to sleep

    • @jamescvice
      @jamescvice Před 5 lety +1

      he was our 1st Sgt 2nd bn 3nd aav h&s co

  • @Refusal2Comply
    @Refusal2Comply Před rokem +1

    😂 Don't forget to hydrate! Good to see some things never change. This is hilarious.

  • @aaotcis
    @aaotcis Před rokem

    Epic upselling without complaint from a single customer!! Absolutely 💯

  • @sacboirefachero2549
    @sacboirefachero2549 Před 4 lety +270

    "My mom just died"
    "And don't forget to hydrate"

    • @lightfire3606
      @lightfire3606 Před 4 lety +3

      So unfunny man. Its just the most unfunny shit ive ever seen in my life.
      "My Brother turns of the xbox"
      "And dont forget to hydrate"
      "The moment when you find out you have aids"
      "And dont forget to hydrate"
      Like what is This shit

    • @rbr6561
      @rbr6561 Před 3 lety +5

      @@lightfire3606 comedy

    • @hjakusz3194
      @hjakusz3194 Před 3 lety +6

      @@lightfire3606 "I'm about to crash a stolen plane into tall buildings"
      "and don't forget to hydrate"

    • @godfather9349
      @godfather9349 Před 3 lety +4

      Lightfire LP I’m eating a taco
      Don’t forget to hydrate

    • @sacboirefachero2549
      @sacboirefachero2549 Před 3 lety +2

      @@saibajinzero I have 36 kids in my husband...
      And don't forget to hydrate

  • @AbhishekSingh-pp1ks
    @AbhishekSingh-pp1ks Před 6 lety +234

    Don't forget to hydrate. Oh and one more thing...
    Don't forget to hydrate.

    • @theswaff699
      @theswaff699 Před 5 lety

      Abhishek Singh have you heard?
      Don't forget to Hydrate

  • @No_fritz01
    @No_fritz01 Před 2 lety +2

    I had to watch this over 20 times..

  • @AS-zl1zl
    @AS-zl1zl Před 3 lety +1

    I was a sophomore when i saw this video. Time sure flies by

  • @goosemcgee5477
    @goosemcgee5477 Před 6 lety +287

    1:19 yeah put that infinite warfare where it belongs

  • @jm2watkins
    @jm2watkins Před 3 lety +242

    My mom retired as a gunny and my dad retired as a first, every time we were planning to go do some shit in the Sun, planning to go outside and play, went out to do some yard work, complained of a headache, complained of a stomach ache, I heard that lovely h word.

    • @leonardochagas9930
      @leonardochagas9930 Před 3 lety +16

      herpes?

    • @Redeemer44
      @Redeemer44 Před 3 lety +18

      @@leonardochagas9930 holy hydration HUMVEE

    • @PantsofVance
      @PantsofVance Před 3 lety +10

      Damn did you get away with anything growing up? Lol

    • @algallero3310
      @algallero3310 Před 3 lety +10

      @@PantsofVance So long as they didn't forget to hydrate, they probably did.

    • @joem7572
      @joem7572 Před 3 lety +15

      @@PantsofVance My dad was a Master Sergeant, getting away was not an option.

  • @romainring
    @romainring Před rokem +1

    Listen to this man he knows exactly what he's talking about do not shun is advice take heed to all of his sir

  • @user-gr5cp4ps3x
    @user-gr5cp4ps3x Před 3 měsíci

    My man is doing that obstacle course w/o a head, respect