Opie & Anthony: David Caruso One Liners

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  • Opie & Anthony: David Caruso One Liners
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Komentáře • 230

  • @Spootnik
    @Spootnik Před 4 lety +73

    I love when Anthony and Patrice just ignore Opie and keep going. Never hear that kind of chemistry again on the radio

    • @johnmiller5679
      @johnmiller5679 Před 8 měsíci +1

      Opie is not a funny man. Anthony and Patrice are just coming up with funny bits while Opie is lost.

  • @jamesmoseley5428
    @jamesmoseley5428 Před 8 lety +224

    I can't stress this enough. The greatest radio duo of all time would be Patrice and Anthony. Holy shit those two make gold when they get together. Rip Patrice

    • @nathangonzalez5477
      @nathangonzalez5477 Před 5 lety +11

      James Moseley Patrice was the goat when it just came down to being funny on any format. Also him and Ant literally could talk about ANYTHING! They would have great serious conversation and they would still end up making the shit hilarious. I was so bummed when Patrice died. I literally a few weeks before had bought tickets because he was gonna be coming to Cleveland. And I was scared to take my girl because I didn’t want him to attack us lol Miss you Patrice.

    • @Spootnik
      @Spootnik Před 4 lety

      @83rdox The world could never handle Patrice and Joey meeting, especially back then

    • @elartedepararte
      @elartedepararte Před 2 lety +2

      Best trio partice ant and jimmy

    • @RootVegetabIe
      @RootVegetabIe Před rokem

      Anthony didn't even go to Patrice's funeral. He didn't give a fuck about him.

    • @JackQNielsen
      @JackQNielsen Před rokem

      @Life's a Game and Aryans Won the Championship love Patrice to what?

  • @l0ufromdaBX
    @l0ufromdaBX Před 6 lety +34

    “Either he’s dead.... or he’s not alive....” AAAAAHHHHHHHHHH

  • @Vometbomb
    @Vometbomb Před 5 lety +92

    “I was stepped on....by a colored guy”
    YEAAAAAAAAAAA
    😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @ph6376
    @ph6376 Před 4 lety +25

    I think Caruso knew exactly what he was doing and it made Horatio Caine an iconic character. Because sometimes.....something is so bad...(sunglasses)...it's good.

    • @WeyD-lo9wl
      @WeyD-lo9wl Před měsícem +1

      This aged perfectly 😂

  • @yaqeenahbrim5388
    @yaqeenahbrim5388 Před 8 lety +78

    "It looks like something caught her."
    Patrice: WHAT!!!
    His disbelief at how bad it is is hilarious.

    • @bokehintheussr5033
      @bokehintheussr5033 Před 7 lety +3

      love how the next clip is actually worse than their riffing

    • @jamesthomison4356
      @jamesthomison4356 Před 4 lety

      The line would be bad without the dramatic pauses but thats the icing on a shit cake

  • @gdawgs101
    @gdawgs101 Před 8 lety +79

    Butch: "You okay?"
    Marcellus: "I'm pretty fucking far... from okay"
    YEEEAAAAH!!!

  • @nschultz417
    @nschultz417 Před 3 lety +18

    I love how that exploding barbecue grill produced a fireball big enough to cause that cop to fly and gain lift like a hot air balloon but caused zero damage to the grill itself.

  • @gametheory7533
    @gametheory7533 Před 9 lety +106

    I love how Patrice just can't believe it's real 'cause it's so bad. XD

  • @nonsocial1092
    @nonsocial1092 Před 8 lety +131

    Patrice's laugh always makes my day better. RIP.

    • @sandygrungerson1177
      @sandygrungerson1177 Před 7 lety

      they spend 30 fucking minutes on caruso's sunglasses, but then shit all over joe piscopo...O&A are the fucking worst sweaty hacks in radio

    • @andrewrobertson3894
      @andrewrobertson3894 Před 7 lety +2

      Sandy Grungerson hahaha, fuck off you piece of shit :)

    • @sandygrungerson1177
      @sandygrungerson1177 Před 7 lety

      god theyre fucking terrible tryhard cringemeat

    • @Vometbomb
      @Vometbomb Před 5 lety +3

      Or...does your day make Patrice laugh?
      YEEEEAAAAAAAAA

    • @mrskinszszs
      @mrskinszszs Před 5 lety +3

      Sandy Grungerson Not nearly as bad as your tryhard insults. 'Cringemeat'? Yeugh.

  • @abstractnonsense3253
    @abstractnonsense3253 Před 4 lety +8

    Louie... (puts on sunglasses) ... Beans
    YEAAAHH

  • @rcstockton
    @rcstockton Před 6 lety +23

    Nothing makes me happier than Patrice laughing his ass off. Favorite comic of all time. RIP.

    • @mk202
      @mk202 Před 6 lety +2

      Struggle Chewie He always makes me smile too. 😆

    • @jasoncinema
      @jasoncinema Před 4 měsíci +1

      He’s missed every damn day. 🥺 What a comedian. And his wit was so quick.

  • @goreds551
    @goreds551 Před rokem +5

    "Hickory dickory dock, the mouse went up the clock....I don't think he knows what time it is. YEAAHHH" LOL

  • @thegiftedone
    @thegiftedone Před 9 měsíci +6

    Patrice: He came He analyzed He conquered

  • @Thunderchild-gz4gc
    @Thunderchild-gz4gc Před rokem +3

    Why don't take a seat... right over there?
    YEAH!

  • @95Lodgey
    @95Lodgey Před 6 lety +16

    I made him an offer . . . he couldn’t refuse. YEAAAAH!

  • @dbcooprrr
    @dbcooprrr Před 7 lety +39

    This CSI bit was the first time I ever heard O&A on the radio. I was about to go to school, but I decided to sit in the car and listen instead. I was 17 at the time. I couldnt believe how funny these guys were. Ive been a fan ever since. It was a shame it ended how it did. I never predicted it ending like that.

    • @4Legacy
      @4Legacy Před 6 lety +3

      dbcooprrr Yeah it's a shame. They kinda got sucked into the same crap they were always above

  • @jshudo44
    @jshudo44 Před 6 lety +32

    “Frankly my dear, (puts on his sunglasses) I don’t give a damn.”

  • @Matthiacle666
    @Matthiacle666 Před 9 lety +39

    Opie's "trying to include himself" laugh is the best part

    • @thefirmament1616
      @thefirmament1616 Před 8 lety +3

      ya ive noticed hes never laughing

    • @johnmiller5679
      @johnmiller5679 Před 8 měsíci

      He is not a funny guy, best thing that even happened to him was Anthony.

  • @petesmith9475
    @petesmith9475 Před 5 lety +4

    best thing is how Patrice can't believe this show is for real at first lol "eiher he's dead... or not alive."

  • @Elusive_Pete
    @Elusive_Pete Před 4 lety +10

    That Shatner impression mad me cry. Holy shiiiiit.

  • @kronmedina4148
    @kronmedina4148 Před 6 lety +22

    From Jaws following an attack,
    *Sunglasses*
    Well....This really bites

  • @FunnyBoland
    @FunnyBoland Před 7 lety +11

    "and da boat wiff da big fan in da back..." hhahhahaha

  • @thermalchill
    @thermalchill Před 4 lety +5

    I am so glad, that. I found this. Video

  • @kevjohn2006
    @kevjohn2006 Před 2 lety +9

    7:50 it's been nearly a decade since I first heard this clip, but I will never forget Patrick's incredulous "WH-WHAT!?!" at heading how bad this show's writing was. I also love how he proceeds to break down the entire formula within 5 minutes.

  • @radicalpinkman8659
    @radicalpinkman8659 Před 9 lety +18

    Anthony 's "horrid" made me laugh out loud

  • @thatch
    @thatch Před 8 lety +33

    Haha Opie with some rare self reflection @ 5:35

    • @Aphasia17
      @Aphasia17 Před 7 lety +1

      not gonna see him no more

  • @ToruKun1
    @ToruKun1 Před 8 lety +26

    Patrice trying to say "This guy is Stanislavski-trained" is my favorite part.

    • @ryanheppel861
      @ryanheppel861 Před 8 lety +14

      Guess Patrice couldn't get the method....man
      YEEAAAAHHH!!!!
      ...boo

    • @liambutler6595
      @liambutler6595 Před 7 lety +3

      Ya, Stravinsky is the Composer....fucking Opie

    • @chrisbrown18andup
      @chrisbrown18andup Před 7 lety +1

      ToruKun1 what an esoteric reference LOL. I had to Google it. I'm kind of interested in his books now. I'm not planning on ever being a character actor, but I'd bet they provide interesting insight.

    • @akim2442
      @akim2442 Před 6 lety +1

      Patrice works in show business, and comedians act in movies/TV all the time. Patrice himself has several credits on TV shows and movies. So it makes sense he would be aware of acting terms.

  • @WhoBeSilly
    @WhoBeSilly Před 5 lety +4

    Ha ha ha ha Patrice nailed the formula for Caruso one-liners at 11:20. Classic radio!!!!!!

  • @MartKencuda
    @MartKencuda Před 8 lety +22

    Ant and Patrice are coming up with great lines by themselves while the board op has to take mediocre lines from the audience.

    • @ryanheppel861
      @ryanheppel861 Před 8 lety +24

      sounds like Opie....pushes your buttons
      YEEAAAAHHH!!!!

  • @summerm7677
    @summerm7677 Před 5 lety +8

    Ohhh Patrice, you are missed man. Some of the biggest laughs I ever had, and some of the most brilliant opinions I ever heard all from Patrice.

  • @AJTheGraftMan
    @AJTheGraftMan Před 6 lety +17

    13:10 greatest laugh ever

  • @1111Tactical
    @1111Tactical Před 9 lety +67

    Looks like we...got someone who's like dead or sumthin'...tss tss fawk YEAAAAHHHH! (The Who starts playin')

    • @TaRAAASHBAGS
      @TaRAAASHBAGS Před 8 lety +8

      Why not sum Sick Fawughgkin Puppies?!

    • @jacobhenry16
      @jacobhenry16 Před 8 lety +13

      Person: she's been raped but there's no cause of death
      Chippah: Tss (puts on glasses) Mussuh had a big peckuh
      YEEEEEAAHH!!

    • @E101ification
      @E101ification Před 7 lety

      +Jacob Henry - XD

    • @slipamo4309
      @slipamo4309 Před 7 lety +3

      Chip Caruso

    • @lousalvador1632
      @lousalvador1632 Před 7 lety

      Patrice?

  • @midnightmist871
    @midnightmist871 Před 7 lety +22

    HAHAHA Patrice loses it at around 13:06

  • @frankbonini7085
    @frankbonini7085 Před rokem +3

    CSI : Miami ...
    ... Come for the David Caruso One-Liners ... Stay for the Emily Proctor, Kandi Alexander, Sofia Milos & Eva LaRue

  • @chelereyes3305
    @chelereyes3305 Před 3 lety +8

    Imagine becoming a millionaire doing this shit😂
    American Dream right there

  • @MrBackoftheface
    @MrBackoftheface Před 7 lety +5

    "Hey Horatio, Opie got fired." "Well Frank, looks like this shock jock..............wasneverfuckingfunnyanddeservedtobefiredalongtimeago"OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

  • @E101ification
    @E101ification Před 7 lety +23

    If Andrea Yates had lived in Miami: "Well Frank, looks like this mother threw the baby.............out with the bathwater...."
    _YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!_

  • @knicksfule
    @knicksfule Před 6 lety +9

    Ant and Patrice at their best

  • @mike35macri
    @mike35macri Před 8 lety +41

    This video is gonna be huge... Yes Opie we heard you the first 17 times

    • @MartKencuda
      @MartKencuda Před 8 lety +14

      Just him trying to convince the audience that they're on the cutting edge of current memes.

    • @E101ification
      @E101ification Před 5 lety +3

      @@MartKencuda Have you heard the one where he just plays a Family Guy clip instead of contributing something funny himself? You can hear the awkwardness of everyone in the room as they're thinking "Why is he just playing a Family Guy clip?"

    • @ihavegivenup2887
      @ihavegivenup2887 Před 3 lety

      @@E101ification sounds like you're describing big jay on bonfire

  • @thomaskishmanii2675
    @thomaskishmanii2675 Před 8 lety +28

    The real reason Caruso walks away is because the writing is that bad

    • @bokehintheussr5033
      @bokehintheussr5033 Před 7 lety +12

      He rushes back to his trailer to take a shower after delivering the lines

    • @LeatherCladVegan
      @LeatherCladVegan Před 5 lety +3

      Perhaps he should just...
      ...keep on walking YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!

  • @rem299
    @rem299 Před 6 lety +11

    6:20 ... perfect example of opie being chip!!! thank god patrice was on top of things.

  • @dirthpool
    @dirthpool Před rokem +5

    I love listening to Patrice and Anthony going back and forth while Opie struggles to keep up.

    • @WeyD-lo9wl
      @WeyD-lo9wl Před měsícem

      Struggles to keep up? We watching the same video? HE CARRIED THE WHOLE SEGMENT.

  • @cl4709
    @cl4709 Před 7 lety +4

    This video is fuckin hilarious

  • @sadeaton
    @sadeaton Před 3 lety +1

    This encouraged so many people to grow up and become a Detective.

  • @iffyAttorney
    @iffyAttorney Před 9 lety +20

    18:08 Opie had a good line.

  • @82battisti
    @82battisti Před 6 měsíci

    Dude i love how long it took for anthony to catch on the "have a nice day" reference lol

  • @jamesthomison4356
    @jamesthomison4356 Před 4 lety +5

    Little boy blue...
    ...he needed...
    ...the money...
    YEEEEAHHHHH

  • @SporadicMovementz
    @SporadicMovementz Před 8 lety +16

    My 2nd wife watched this crap. I used to piss her off by, whenever Caruso paused dramatically, finishing his line before he could. What a hack

    • @imanf18bro
      @imanf18bro Před 7 lety +2

      SporadicMovementz I'm sorry for your loss.

  • @michaelmitchell4992
    @michaelmitchell4992 Před 2 lety +3

    The best one I ever saw was in the original CSI where a midget was killed and the dude says "looks like we have a little murder"

  • @josephselkow2845
    @josephselkow2845 Před 7 lety +11

    Is this a great video?
    (pause, put on shades)
    or is this video great?
    YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

  • @HMSConqueror
    @HMSConqueror Před 8 lety +2

    Only david caruso makes it cool...*puts glasses on YEEEEEAHHHHH

  • @deadgrandma9407
    @deadgrandma9407 Před 5 lety +3

    He's a very..... willful boy

  • @LouJNT
    @LouJNT Před 7 lety +12

    I got stepped on.... by a colored guy, YEAHHHHH!!!

  • @beatsinmycrates
    @beatsinmycrates Před 5 lety +3

    Patrice and Ant . Would be great if he was alive today to visit compound media. These two are always on the same page.

  • @fifihey
    @fifihey Před 8 lety +23

    "..yeah that's about 5 cents from 50."

    • @mac78xxx28
      @mac78xxx28 Před 5 lety +1

      I got a one liner.. You pictureperfect sexy😘

  • @johnmiller5679
    @johnmiller5679 Před 3 měsíci

    It’s raining and he is under an umbrella and he still puts the sunglasses on. What would be funnier is if he did this every episode then after the commercial break he is never seen from or mentioned again the whole rest of the show. He just does that Walsh off and then other people handle the case and he is never mentioned until the next show.

  • @johnhammond9962
    @johnhammond9962 Před 2 lety +1

    Holy shit I'm fucking crying

  • @annecorey607
    @annecorey607 Před 4 lety

    They all very good teams they love each other very much Bless you all have a good day thank you

  • @Thunderchild-gz4gc
    @Thunderchild-gz4gc Před rokem +1

    The Diceman one liners

  • @Tsadi9Mem9Khet9
    @Tsadi9Mem9Khet9 Před 4 lety +3

    I wonder if Patrice knew that David Caruso was married to the actress who played Edna Hockett in Friday The 13th Part 3 when the movie was made, Friday The 13th Part 3 being the one Patrice specifically mentioned that he loved.

  • @heyitsvos
    @heyitsvos Před 8 lety +35

    Annnnnnd...Op spoils the riffing once again.

  • @juanelorriaga2840
    @juanelorriaga2840 Před 4 lety +2

    “You want a coke with that?”
    “No”

  • @alisterfolson
    @alisterfolson Před 8 lety +2

    Thanks for the laughs!!

  • @luisrojas3173
    @luisrojas3173 Před 6 lety +5

    That's about five cents from fifty

  • @thorbus
    @thorbus Před 6 lety +1

    "It's the Opie and Anthony Sh- OWWWWWW!!!" not bad

  • @SAM-ru4vx
    @SAM-ru4vx Před 7 lety +9

    looks like wwe hired............these writers

    • @brutallyhonest123
      @brutallyhonest123 Před 6 lety

      OLE SammyOLE lol Patrice would find that particularly funny. He was a writer for wwe for about a week

  • @bunkerbuster8729
    @bunkerbuster8729 Před rokem +1

    The Rizzuto Show RIPPED this bit off hard. Pests should attack

    • @Thunderchild-gz4gc
      @Thunderchild-gz4gc Před rokem

      Besides here are The Pests even active anymore?

    • @bunkerbuster8729
      @bunkerbuster8729 Před rokem +1

      @@Thunderchild-gz4gc im just trying to spread the word about this particular morning show. They have ripped off a fuck ton of material. And now that one of their hosts got cancelled for being a creep they have went softer than Howard.

    • @Thunderchild-gz4gc
      @Thunderchild-gz4gc Před rokem

      ​@bunkerbuster8729 fair enough. Post this stuff on TACS videos.

  • @Tsadi9Mem9Khet9
    @Tsadi9Mem9Khet9 Před 8 lety +2

    Did anybody see that Roger Daltrey episode where everybody had to pretend they didn't notice one person wearing a bunch of different Halloween masks throughout the entire thing?

    • @LeatherCladVegan
      @LeatherCladVegan Před 5 lety

      YEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH!!!
      Nah dude, never saw it.

  • @soupafi
    @soupafi Před 6 lety +6

    I miss Patrice

  • @johnmiller5679
    @johnmiller5679 Před 8 měsíci

    What would make the show even better is if Caruso did his thing at the beginning and then you never saw him the rest of the show. And nobody even mentions him as if he does not exist. The. Next show the same thing.
    .

  • @TheeAccountable
    @TheeAccountable Před 3 lety

    “It depends on what your definition of ... *sunglasses* ... IT is...”
    YAHHHHHHH

  • @CrapLuckSimon
    @CrapLuckSimon Před 6 lety +1

    I wish Opie
    Would stop fucking interrupting
    YEEEEEAAAAAHHHHHH

  • @pnlson5629
    @pnlson5629 Před 6 lety +4

    ...I was stepped on... by a colored guy. YYYEEAAAHHH!!!

  • @hudhastings1
    @hudhastings1 Před 6 lety +1

    I like David Caruso it's hilarious but that's what people like. He was good in Rambo

  • @FunnyBoland
    @FunnyBoland Před 7 lety +3

    Patrice's laff makes me appee.

  • @advancedraymondology2914
    @advancedraymondology2914 Před 4 lety +1

    Patrice loving something was the greatest. Haha.

  • @stevenw2028
    @stevenw2028 Před 5 lety +2

    Frank . . . . . It's a killer. 17:46

  • @lukemich12
    @lukemich12 Před 9 lety +4

    only 42 views?!

  • @mikebarbieri3345
    @mikebarbieri3345 Před 2 lety

    "No....I am your father!"
    YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!

  • @josephedwarddowling5919
    @josephedwarddowling5919 Před 4 lety +1

    Can any one explain how that show was so popular? I wish they filmed Patrice watching it !!

  • @Kongatthegates00
    @Kongatthegates00 Před 3 lety +1

    Did someone crack ass at 7:49

  • @VaultRadio
    @VaultRadio Před 4 lety +3

    Opie kills momentum by talking about “views” and “going viral” because he’s a hack

  • @opiniondude1
    @opiniondude1 Před 3 lety

    You put velcro on the roof.....
    Yeeeaaahhhhh!!!

  • @michaelmitchell4992
    @michaelmitchell4992 Před 2 lety

    "What's my problem, Your in my fucking house"

  • @bricecate
    @bricecate Před 7 lety

    Oh man opie was so funny in the beginning of this! said his line may be in all the comedy clubs, but you know it was too brilliant for the average comic to think up.

  • @1manorgy
    @1manorgy Před 5 lety +1

    Jimmy woulda had a field day with this.

  • @Tsadi9Mem9Khet9
    @Tsadi9Mem9Khet9 Před 6 lety +1

    I don't know if they explained that this is the intro thing that he did. It's not like this was happening constantly throughout the show. Those lines were his "Live From New York...."

    • @brutallyhonest123
      @brutallyhonest123 Před 6 lety

      Kissai Sith Jen'ari that's an accurate description of how silly this idea was. They expected people to take this seriously. SNL hasn't made me laugh this much since the 90s

    • @Tsadi9Mem9Khet9
      @Tsadi9Mem9Khet9 Před 6 lety

      "Or maybe, brutallyhonest123, your sense of humor went out...............................with the Macarena" "YYYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! .................................................We don't get fooled again!!! Don't get fooled again!!!"

  • @Luckykat622
    @Luckykat622 Před 7 lety +1

    Lmao sunglasses 😎

  • @habanerojones2169
    @habanerojones2169 Před 2 měsíci

    I have AIDS, and now (puts on sunglasses) so do you. YEEEAAAAAAAHHHHH!

  • @field369
    @field369 Před 5 lety +2

    0:55 CSI:Patterson joke bombs & he tries to cover it up! Only funny thing about Opie, we laugh AT him, not with.

  • @theboyx323
    @theboyx323 Před 7 lety

    to fix Anthonys list of CSI"s its :CSI Las Vegas CSI Miami & CSI New York with LV being the original.

  • @mikecappadocia5959
    @mikecappadocia5959 Před měsícem

    Blow and A

  • @skullyzee
    @skullyzee Před 4 lety +4

    It sounds like opie ._.._.._.Isn't funny

  • @CJ_YT.
    @CJ_YT. Před rokem

    'y'know what they say... sunglasses are cool. or maaybe... it's hot out here...'

  • @hypnotoad28
    @hypnotoad28 Před 4 lety

    Where's the original video? I wanna see it, cause there were a few missed here

  • @Newarksfinest05
    @Newarksfinest05 Před 5 měsíci

    24:53

  • @gspcanadianicon
    @gspcanadianicon Před 6 lety +1

    Heres to swimmin.. with bow-legged women.

  • @johnmiller5679
    @johnmiller5679 Před 8 měsíci

    Ict Benin Berliner. They have to be doing this on purpose because people expect it.

  • @FormulaPunRacer
    @FormulaPunRacer Před rokem

    What happens when CSI MIAMI mushes with Swan Lake?
    (I haven’t got this right yet, so forgive me if this sucks)
    Horatio and Siegfried see Princess Odette being kidnapped by Rothbart
    Horatio says to Siegfried: Don’t worry Siegfried. I’m gonna help you get Odette back. Since Rothbart dared to kidnap your girlfriend and turn her into a swan, he ruffled the wrong feathers
    (Puts on sunglasses)
    😎
    Mine
    YEEEAAAAAAH!