Girl at a Bar - SNL
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- čas přidán 4. 03. 2017
- Michelle (Cecily Strong) meets all the wrong men (Beck Bennett, Kyle Mooney, Mikey Day, Alex Moffatt) at a bar.
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The way he said “YOU WON’T EVEN LET ME _NUUUT_ ?!”
what does that even mean?
That sounded weird LOL 😂
@@innag6888 smart move in your part lmao
Eyes close as if he’s simulating the nut lmao
Inspired from deep within his dark side hahah
“I’m wearing this shirt and you won’t even let me nut!” I lost it 😂
this is funny as hell
The best part of the whole video 😂😂
That was the best line 😂💀 10/10
Sameeeee
Perfect delivery lol, Beck is one my favorite cast members
The way Mikey Day just points and says “bitch” in a matter of fact kind of way is hilarious to me.
Yeah, that was one of the funniest parts. He just points and says “Bitch” in this flat, calm tone. Like he’s describing the color of someone’s hair.
@@Redorgreenful I also laughed at he was also the whiniest, simply begging.
@@berryreadable “PLLEEEEEAASSE!”
The way he fcking points at her 😂😂😂😂
ugh my ex did that to me grr...well he is ex for reason🤓
"I freakin' marched for you and you won't get down on this?!"
Tbh that’s way more than following Kamala Harris on Twitter so maybe Kyle is worth a shot
Andrew Foreman the way he moves when he says that 😂
He was the best Kyle Mooney
The crotch grab/facial expression really made that pop lmao.
Hey, she's not into it man , back off !
"You won't even let me nuuuuuuut?!"
Best scene in it
Quote of the decade
Kyle Mooney part was best
😅😂😂
What the friiiiiiiiick!!!
“I followed all the rules” is hilarious but also is a terrifyingly accurate summary
Sadly:/
Unfortunately Men treat Women like trash but Women also do alot of shady behavior and still blame their problems on Men. If a girl cheats a guy it can really fuck him up psychological and alot of people don't get help afterwards.
SDsurfNFun wow it’s almost like anyone can commit wrongdoings and poor character is unrelated to gender
SDsurfNFun Did you really just do a ‘whataboutery’ 180? Sheesh.
@@SDsurfNFun I get what you're saying, kinda, buuut imo all humans are pretty trash and its funny that you think we can all be friends. Be nice to eachother? Pfft.
I think my favorite part of this sketch is that Beck, Kyle and Mikey's characters are at least attempting to come across as normal but Alex isn't even trying.
Do you want to eat my butt…. Says while in front of 20 strangers. haha he looked like the flair guy from office space.
That opening shot made me really want to see Cecily in an actual movie
She’s had supporting roles in quite a few movies, and has quite a significant role in the ensemble film The Female Brain.
@@davidsinnott7160 I just heard about that one! I’m thinking of checking it out.
@@songbird6414 It’s not the best movie in the world, but the cast is decent, and Cecily is great as always.
i said all the right things, will she finally let me tap that?
I enjoyed how the dude she passes on the way to the bar is giving her the once-over
Her acting is perfect, the way she turns to try and avoid eye contact and everything
Almost as if she wasn't really acting
years of real-world experience
@Jay D I think you missed the point
I was literally thinking, how is she SO good with the reactions. Perfect acting
Yes…her acting. That was acting you were watching.
Beck Bennett was so funny in his delivery here. "You won't even Let me nyeeuuttt!?"
john asshat he is one of my favorite easily
He’s like, the third-best cast member
He powered up for that line 😂
I will forever say nut like this
OK BEUITCH!! Hahahaha
A UK sketch show did something similar: man helps attractive woman changing a car tyre, or struggling with heavy shopping...until she mentions her boyfriend, in passing. Then he immediately stops helping & just walks-off.
Man/Woman. Genius show
@@tiagolopes4965 Well remembered! Nick Frost, Daisy Haggard et al. 2005 - 2 seasons.
Oh I thought you meant Snuff Box with Matt Berry. Have you seen those "boyfriend" sketches? I won't spoil it, but his timing is brilliant
Simp
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This is so unrealistic. There are never two seats open at a bar in NYC.
🤣🤣🤣
And most men are too afraid of hitting on anyone . Definitely not US culture or men
Also, people could never converse at a normal volume in any bar anywhere.
@@eva_eva6724My comment was about seating availability. Let’s keep on topic.
Except at shitty bars with only guys looking at dating apps on their own shipping Japanese whiskey
Chad is the real feminist, he would just be like "okay" 😂
😂😂😂
Yes, perfect feminist he is
Girls love him, he saved Narnia after all.
🤣🤣🤣👏
thats why hes a chad
i'M WeARIng thIS ShIRt aND YoU WOnt eVEN LEt mE NUT!
jon: Can I buy a shirt that says that?
Opinunate ted facts
Classic
Best part
wHaT tHe FrAaAaAaCk?!?!
The emphasis Kyle puts on “women’s March” at 1:37 is incredible
Lol, Kyle is great in this
Does anyone else think that his delivery in 1:14 was brilliant?
His delivery at 1:14 is literally perfect.
It was absolutely perfect. The way he switched gears within a fraction of a second.
“You won’t even let me nut what the friiiick!”
🤣🤣🤣
That's what I heard too... I fell out😂😂😂🤣🤣
It's pronounced "nyeeeuuutttttt!" 😅😅😅
@@itshammertime5036 naah, you killed it... 😑
I come back to this clip just for that line....every week... and I love it. Lol. Comedy genius.
NoHo_Hank “I followed all the rules...”
That is actually accurate.. the way a "nice guy" changes into an angry sociopath when he realizes he has no chance with you is utterly creepy.
franco stoppardi wydm? you sound like the person who should be happy that snl called this slimy “male feminist” behavior out.
Durrrr
Yep... you are right on...the facade and the mask comes off easily and the true self is revealed.
True. If a dude wasn't massively insecure and entitled, he'd just say "have a good evening" and be on his way.
Exactly and they are the same who say "nice guys finish last" but they are not even that nice when it boils down to it
Beck’s delivery is unparalleled, what an amazing performer
This is why "nice guys" finish last - they're not actually nice. Not nice at all.
that's not what that phrase means...
Not what that phrase means, at all. That phrase actually encourages aggressive behavior...it basically means “non-aggressive”, non-assertive guys are the ones who get left behind.
I know what the phrase means.That's why I put quotes around nice guys - to indicate the alternate usage of the expression.
@@Ay-B yea they think being nice means they're entitled to everything.. so uhh.. would you like to grab a cup of coffee sometime?
@@rshawn4303 Lol!
"I followed all the rules!" Lmfao
haha best line of the sketch hahaha
🤣🤣
This sketch is exactly the reason we need more women comedy writers! Hilarious and with a fantastic message. While we're on the subject, please sit on my face.
For once in my life I'm not sorry I read the comments.
Richard Cano IM CRYING THIS COMMENT
I LOVE U
Richard Cano, ew no
this is the funniest comment ever
Lmfao the whole “bitch” line at the end of all them shooting their shot, is hilariously accurate OMG.
This is just Reddit in real life.
Underrated
Lol
If you were a female and went places alone you'd know it's just real life and not reddit.
@@aurora8749 Au contraire my friend, I am a tall good looking man who exercises, and I have been hit on by women AND gay men many, many times in my life, often when I'm simply trying to exercise and I'm minding my own business. I know all too well what it's like to be hit on by creeps. So I'd appreciate if you'd stop acting like you know something I don't.
@@danfred7127 you cannot compare being hit on a couple times when you are out to being followed an sexually harassed almost every time you go somewhere alone. I'd appreciate it if you don't pretend being an attractive man is comparable to being a small attractive woman. I haven been followed home, cornered, groped, at least forty times and was kidnapped and raped once. It's not the same as a couple girls and a gay dude asking you for your phone number once....
"I'm so sorry about my fellow man" is the grossest line in this skit lol.
As he's wearing a pink hat and vest covered with political slogan buttons, lol, could not be more overtly creepy.
@@yellowblanka6058 whats wrong with the pink hat lmaoo
The grossest line was definitely “I love Hillary”
@@balloonfiesta15 At least he admitted it and calling it with its name...unlike some men who go against their friends only when they are "too" supportive and decent with women ,both in a locker room and in public.
I think you were disgusted because he betrayed the rule of brotherhood ,and not because he said he was a scumbag with women and sorry.
Nice man was that Marlon Brando ...especially towards women.
@@itsmeyaboi4386 look up “pussyhat”
"I freakin marched for you and you won't get down on this????!!!!" .... 😂😂😂😂
That is honestly my favorite part
This is hilarious
😂😂😂😂
They are making fun of both groups
The men who think they will get laid by supporting women’s rights
And the women who believe these guys support women’s rights
I literally just heard that as soon as I saw this comment
It seems extreme but it’s actually very accurate.
The whole one after the other rescuing is very relatable
It's crazy how little self awareness most men have. Literally every time I've talked about domestic violence some butthurt guy instantly comments, "What about when women abuse men!?" It's not even close to being as common as the reverse women are 6x more likely to be victims of DV and if you bring up statistics they claim it's all women making false reports 🙄 oh yeah? What about all the women that are murdered by their partners during acts of DV? Is the morgue and forensics fabricating those as well?;Almost every woman I know has been in at least one abusive relationship and almost every woman I know has been sexually assaulted. Men in general have a huge issue with self control, another fact that's proved by science as they have lower function in the prefrontal cortex but it can be fixed if mother were more involved with their sons and disciplined them more and if more men stopped abandoning their sons and stick around to be a role model.
Yeah let's push some hate towards men!..
When a writing room is more diverse, we get a different perspective than what we are used to ...and more hilarious skits like this!
how do you know a white guy didn’t write this?
Yawn
@@khoavo5758 How do you know i meant a white woman wrote this? But I see your point
@@carlosmanuelbolanos7210 Of course I don’t know for sure (and it doesn’t have to be a white woman, could be a black woman), but you said “when a writing room is more diverse, we get skits like this”. Which means “If the writing room wasn’t diverse, we wouldn’t get this skit”. Which means “if the writing room was full of white guys, we wouldn’t have this skit.”. Which means “White guys couldn’t have written written this skit”.
Is that chain of reasoning correct?
"I followed all the rules!" *fading off in the background.
EDS2314 Lmao
I was a year late with the exact same comment 😂
I did crack up when the first guy cried "I followed all the rules!!"
I know right.. so what’s going on man? Nice profile picture. 👀
So you won’t reply now…. 🤬…. 😂👍🏽
This reminds me of the time at a party a guy came on to me a little bit and I wasn't feeling it so I told him no and he respected that and just remained friendly for the evening, not trying anything again, and /him respecting my no/ caught my eye, and I ended up changing my mind over it once my mood shifted. And I know for a fact that if he got weird or ignored me afterwards, I wouldn't have changed my mind.
Changed your mind...so you guys got down like james brown? Makes it a better story.
@@thatbitchnoemie your reply confuses me so maybe I can clarify ; I didn't know him and I was getting hit on in general, wasn't feeling anyone. But after he was respectful and showed genuine interest in me throughout the night after rejection, that indicated to me he was worth my time for a good time. I wasn't trying to 'not let him go' by any means more like I reconsidered his offer after he caught my interest by just maintaining good Convo etc it was a green flag that made a good impression
@@xaesalyszimpkee so you let him NYEEUUUUT
@@avasdv him ignoring me and giving me space would have been a red flag because it showed that he only had interest in getting to know me to fuck me. Him backing off from flirting but still trying to be friendly and getting to know me because I was clearly receptive to it was a good move cuz it showed he actually had interest in who I was and not just getting in my pants because I was pretty to him.
Some women don't want to be approached at all. They will be skeptical of your friendship and getting to know them whatsoever because they think you're just trying to get into their pants. It's going to vary, you have to figure out how receptive that person is to you talking to them.
Rejection sucks, but it's not the end of the world and you don't need to completely ignore or write off that person because they said no to your romantic or sexual or flirtatious advances
Can I just get a super-cut of Cecily saying “What?” in this skit it’s so beautiful. 😅
She’s not going to let you nut dude
“I’m wearing this shirt and you won’t even let me NUT?!?!”
Em, excuse me, but it's "NEEEYUUUUUUUT!"
I can definitely see that first guy buying that shirt thinking “I’m gonna get laid instantly”
Mikey Day's transition from inquisitive to downright perv was hilarious. The whole drawn out "yeah.." followed by the quick "can i ask you a question since we both like hillary", sets up the entire joke and mannerism.
and his "matter of fact" pointing at her and monotone "bitch" killed me...hahaha.
This skit is HILARIOUS and accurate. The tell of a good guy is how he reacts after he doesn't gets what he wants
i'd probably go and secretly cry in a bathroom what does say about me?
+Kino D Not just the "nice" Beta males, but the "nice" besty lesbos who just happen to compete with them.
"I'm wearing the shirt and YOU WONT LET ME NUT??" Jesus christ lol
Hey Melissa you wanna hangout? Maybe have coffee or dinner sometime?
I'm not one of those creepy guys. I'm real deal.
Bitch I went on multiple feminist rallies and you won't even reply?
@@Ying-yang6969 Apt username, lol, also, there's a dude in her profile pic with her.
@@yellowblanka6058 i asked her when she was single. In the profile picture atleast.
“Yeah I’m not here to flirt or anything.”
*starts flirting*
Not a single character said that.
OMGWTFLOL Not exactly, but the first guy said he’s not a gross guy looking to hit on her, and then immediately hits on her. So.. same exact concept.
“Pleassseee! But it’s not fair!”
Mikey killed that line
6 years ago? No way... Crazy how time flies, but good comedy always stays fresh.
I swear Beck Bennett can play any role PERFECTLY
Also he doesn't stare at cue cards and doesn't break
Ok, this is scarily accurate.
I totally agree with you! Maybeeee you wanna grab a drink sometime?
Valeria E ...BITCH!!
Jason Lane, back the fuck off, dude. She's not into you. Fucking asking a girl out on the internet is so desperate and lame.
Jason Lane 😂😂
Sorry about that Valeria E. Some guys are horrible, right? So yea... Where do you live? We should hang out sometime.
Honestly Becket and Cecily chemistry before he goes nuts was a very cute scene.
"Touch my tit" LOOOL that caught me off guard 😂😂🤣
I feel this is extremely culturally relevant right now.
No, you just found it right now. These stereotypes have always been there.
ThePopushi always
Old news old concept.
Extremely cringe more like
They even mentioned Kamala Harris.
I feel like this skit was funnier then the crowd was realizing.
The joke was funny once. It wasn't funny four times.
J Shepard exactly
J Shepard oh god are there four of these?
Hayden the eeeeeeeeeeevil male eukaryotic organism 🤦🏽♀️🤦🏽♀️🤦🏽♀️🤦🏽♀️
Then the crowd was realizing... what?
“I followed all the rules!” I’ve actually heard my fellow dudes yell that out before. 😂
Damn. Why can't every sketch be this good? Genius idea and EXCELLENT execution.
This is what I call the "pseudo self aware" nice guy. He's always commenting on how skeezy other guys are for doing the same exact thing he is doing, he believes in gender equality (on paper), but reject him one time and lo and behold, this sketch is born.
SuperHappyNotMerry Women also get angry when they are rejected and they seek revenge, Have you never seen it?
ブレードランナー These people are called assholes, most men and women are not like this
@@johnsreactions6658 not at the capacity that men do lmao in some parts of the world men actually KIDNAP women they want to marry and its allowed so dont ever bring up "men have ti bad too" under a woman video. bring up a man problem at a man video
@@MKOFT3N Did she murder you though?
@@johnsreactions6658 clapping
"I FREAKING MARCHED FOR YOU AND YOU WON'T EVEN GET DOWN ON THIS!!" 😂😂😂😂😂
bbooii 23 I’m pretty sure that’s the main reason guys were at those marches
+ Nike Honestly the march was horrible. Freezing cold in DC and because twice as many people showed up as expected the crowds were atrocious and there was no cell service because the towers were jammed. Any guy who showed up for that deserves a handy... at the very least.
+ Cory Schmidt Lol.. jk!
Fucking hilarious
Cory Schmidt
I want to say something rude but I won't.
YOU WONT EVEN LET ME NUUUUUUUT?!!!!
Almost lost it when Mikey Day was like "But it's not fair!" 😂
1:10 went 0 to 60 so fast I cant stop laughing at his voice
You won't even let me nhuut?
Beck bennett is really good in that one
It's my favorite part of the skit, and I've been waiting for somebody to mention that! xD
@@trever2244 I almost want that on a T-Shirt lmao
What a plot twist
Yikes it too real
ChiliContestWinner Leave her alone dude. Some guys am I right? so I volunteer at an animal shelter. Would you want to get drinks sometime Pixie? You said no?....
bitch
Maathiu Ra Yin, fuck guys who are dicks about being interested in women. Fuck guys who think that he has a right to have sex with whomever he pleases and gets pissy when she doesn't reciprocate. Fuck people who are xenophobic, sexist, homophobes and who still think that bullshit behavior is okay in 2017.
It's not about the universal rejection of female & male companionship idiot, it's about the sense of entitlement to sex and inability to accept polite rejection
Unicorn Films Hi, Im a xenophoebic, racist, sexist, transphoebis guy...did I hear you say you wanted to fuck? Wait, youre not like, FAT or ugly or anything, right?
Maathiu Ra Yin I think you're confused bud. Those things don't go together.
“I love Hillary!” was the funniest line.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
The skit itself is hilarious, but the ending fricken GOT ME LMAOOOOOO
The way she screams "BITCH!!" so loud it can be heard over the din of the bar, bwahahaha!
It's scary how accurate this is ..
Yeah! I totally agree!
Hahah yeah totally guys are lame. Not me though I try my best to be more like un-lame lol!
I mean just because I have a massive dick doesn't mean I have to BE one riight? lol
TRUE!!!!
Chicken Nuggetmaster360 Not really
b king if you honestly believe you can buy sex for the price of a couple of drinks it's no wonder you get rejected. Even hookers have a price point. And standards.
“I am so sorry about my fellow man”
i mean you kinda asked for it :)
I can pull out almost all my pubic hair by hand if you give me 4 hours and 3 months of grow time. Trying to beat my record, but gotta wait a month.
“Badman’s” 1. Her comment was from a year ago.
2. So are you saying that you yourself are indeed hot? (Strange)
3. Are you saying she’s not hot? (Strange)
*notes and reflection*
(Strange)
This is so genuinely accurate I could die
That first dude went from 0-100 real quick lol that was unexpected.
I just noticed, she really had no interest in talking to the guys, always looked back at her phone.
Lol, she should have taken her jacket off and put it on the chair next to her after the first guy, then told them she was saving the seat for a friend.
@@yellowblanka6058 tat doesn't go well in some places
@@yellowblanka6058
You shouldn't expect paying customers to stand because you are holding the last seat for someone who isn't even there.
@@yellowblanka6058 Than there would be no Skit lol
@@yellowblanka6058 Nah, doesnt work, like at all.
When nice guys think that just because they're friendly to you, you owe them something in return.
BellaPigeon1 they are not nice guys then.
Shubham Thanekar agreed you should be nice because you want to not because you want something
BellaPigeon1 As soon as a guy stays he's "nice," I know he's anything but that...
But i bought a shirt
AmarNathan if you'll notice, the message is the opposite...
Cecily Strong's acting & beauty are off the charts 🔥
This sketch is so accurate it gave me anxiety hives.
…
Good Job and Well done! 👍
I think a lot of guys are probably more reluctant to approach women because they don't want to be perceived as one of these disengenous guys, but as a guy I don't envy women in their task of basically having to become behavioral scientists to suss out the PUA creeps from genuinely decent guys.
@@yellowblanka6058 Yep! It’s a nightmare either way you look at it.
hahaha pretty much every tinder date...
that's why you man up and deal with being alone until you meet someone in real life...instead of riding the brave new world bandwagon
Talbert Humperdink lmao ur a loser dude stop trying to tell people how to live their lives
that's what tinder is for. it's literally a hook up app.
Are you okay man? It was a joke. Chill please. Obviously Tinder is mostly for hooking up but who says I have to hook up with a disrespectful sexist? That was the point in case you missed it. @talbert Humperdink
holy shit the replies to this comment are fucked
best sketch of the night
Chris Melberger wow chris love your FRESH CONTENT, weird i just randomly came across your comment 😂
Nice pun
Agreed 👍
Sure, if you like predictable and shallow.
Chris Melberger you can't spell disappointment without men
Beck is hilarious. I will miss him this season 🥺
One of my most favorite skits ever 😂
*dO yOu WaNnA eAt Ma BuTt*
Gets me every time 😂
Love the fact that he's wearing a pink hat and vest covered with political slogan buttons, haha
BITCH!!!!!
One of the most underrated lines next to “touch my tit” 🤣
@@Calicocutpants that *BITCH!* at the end caught me off guard, lol.
The best part of this sketch is that it shows how creepy "male feminists" are. Most of them are just men who are trying to pick up chicks through white knighting and virtue signaling...not the move!
It's a shame. Some men do genuinely hold these convictions because they believe in equality. If everybody behaves that way, we can make real progress. But too many people act as though sex is the end all, be all. Women can be interested in sex and have other passions, dreams and goals for life. It's not either or.
Elizabeth Terlinden By “ progress”. You mean free stuff that you think you’re entitled to
Yeah that will never happen
@ダイバーひどい I love how she was talking about some guys believing in equality, but you turned it into believing in every male is rapist, creep, etc. I don't think you understand what "equality" means.
“Virtue signaling” is not a phrase in the English language and doesn’t mean anything. Literally what does it mean? Lol. Do you mean projecting virtuosity?
@@johnsreactions6658 Lol I love when people try the "by ____ you mean this totally unrelated thing right!?!?"
Okay yeah but the plot twist with her friend at the end needs more recognition
It wasn’t funny
@@bansheeofinisheerin go cry about it
Oh I almost forgot to watch this skit today. Gets me every time.
WOMEN SUFFER . MEN SUFFER. WE ALL SUFFER. in different ways.
Let's just stop with the labels and start being kind to each other. There's literally an epidemic of kindness. Start listening to each other, and hopefully start understanding each other.
P.S: This was a stupid comment before. I've changed it to something meaningful I had to say.
@Jesper Jansen They're fake 90% of the time.
@@deedee-es4vg *scoffs* and weasels. GAAWWD. I can't believe how some men act, that's why I volunteer at a battered women's shelter every day after work. I uh, work as a divorce lawyer for women who have been cheated on.
So... deedee, you maybe wanna go on a date sometime?
HERE-HERE!!!!
👌👌👌
Definitely gotten laid online off of accepting a rejection by giving positive feedback. She said I'm cute but not normally into short guys, I said I don't normally date single moms but there was just something about her and if she changes her mind hit me up.
It's fucking hilarious how accurate this is
And same way, sad too.
Literally writing a paper on male sexual entitlement and referencing this sketch 😂
Nolan Murphy you’re joking right? The paper wouldn’t be based on evidence or facts.
Brandon Mcdade you know papers can reference multiple sources, also it was literature class so none of the things I was referencing were "facts"
Nolan Murphy no but basing a paper off it to show everybody what a nice guy you are sure does. You're as bad as these "nice guys" in the skit. "I'm writing this paper and you won't even let me nuuuuttt"
Gotta watch this every now and then to check myself.
This is like..... Everytime I watch....still so God dam funny. Props
I followed all the rules!!!
Duno A Gross.
Duno A here's a participation trophy for you...
lol i wish someone would called me gross to my face hahaha omg let that person be white
mark: Hey, if that's your fantasy, whatever floats you boat.
I love that line!
"I followed all the rules!"
This is pretty much every Man that uses the term 'Friend Zone', LOL!
And this is why you meet your friends before heading out and then stick tightly together like a pack of flamingos. 🦩
Yep, the creep guys ruin it for the decent guys. Decent dudes see the bar where every woman is with like 4 of her gfs and doesn’t approach because of the anxiety of trying to carry a conversation with 4 women he doesn’t know when Just one can feel nerve wracking
Man: I support women’s rights........... So do you wanna go out?
Woman: no thanks.
Man: But I support your rights.
Woman: Cool but still no thanks
Man: B**** you don’t have the right to reject me.
So, you watched the video...cool
@@davep4211 yes i did. how did you know?
lovefangirling Purple because you’re quoting it
That's the reason you should never support rights that are not yours ☝️
@@kevindagod so you would support rights of peole who treat you like shit? 🤔 What a masochist...
This is why a lot of these “Male Feminists™️” give me ✨red flags✨
thought it was just me!
Feminists of any kind give me red flags
This
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@Abigail Harp insults are the first sign of defeat. I never said I hated what feminism has stood for before. But I do hate where it is leading and where it is. If a woman hits a man, it’s considered female empowerment instead of abuse. A woman can get away with sexual abuse of males (child or otherwise) bc the victims aren’t believed or are told to “Man Up”, or “You are so lucky man” etc. feminism now a days is not about equality it’s about wanting special treatments. Instead of earning a job through a well structured and impressive resume, feminist expect to be handed a job. Instead of being grateful towards a guy for opening the door the man can be openly taunted by her (happened to my uncle). But most importantly, feminist say it’s okay to murder an unborn child. Like that child doesn’t have a right to live. It goes against more moral and religious beliefs. And I can say that bc
1. My best friend was conceived from sexual abuse
2. My grandmother was told my doctors to abort dad.
And 3. It goes against my religion which is the foundations of who I am and why I am happy and free.
Feminism may have started out with good intentions but now a days it is a blame game that man are the scum of the earth and females are the only types of humans with a brain. I’m against it bc a woman should earn a job through hard work not bc of her genitalia.
the Kamala Harris comment aged really well
Mikey's "𝘗𝘓𝘌𝘌𝘌𝘈𝘚𝘌!!!!" at 2:21 absolutely sent me lmao.
😂 the ending is genius
I know a chick just like her. "Bitch" lol
@@rict.4938 Me, too. Tried to block my exit. Oh, no.
Yes, lesbians are aggressive too
Well, as a woman, I can say that this is 100% accurate.
Ece Karasakal yup. I choose to never date anyone, 99% people are terrible.
sandelswood five "choose to"
Not funny because it’s reala
sandelswood five Ya aren't 99% of guys skevy?... Its unbelievable.. Just the other day I was at this women's right to choose rally down at the clinic, and these right wing evangelicals showed up and started hucking eggs at us??? I mean what's up with that you huck eggs in protest of abortion?... Do you see the irony in this?... So is it cool if I slide into you DMs so we can meet up and watch some Netflix and "chill"?
Vanilla Theis your life is pretty slow, huh?
I think this is probably the funniest SNL skit ive ever seen. I know it probably won't be ranked among the classics but it's my personal favorite. The guy at the beginning gets me everytime
Jesus H. Christ, if you think this is the best SNL sketch ever then you really need to broaden your horizons. The show hasn't been funny in 10+ years and I'm not exaggerating.
@@CZcams.Algorithmic.F-ckery damn, Triggered by someone expressing their opinion on a comedy skit. I'd be surprised if your horizons extend beyond your own colon
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OMG HAhah " Im wearing this shirt and you wont even let me NUT! " XD
The fact that he says it in a Pee Wee Hermanesque voice makes it all the better, lol
That first guys face when he says nut had me laughing for hours
Same lol
Five years later and there are still men coming to this video to tell women they're wrong about their life experiences and that they actually want men to treat them like sexual objects.
They do.
next time i get rejected i should remember to yell out "i followed all the rules!" as i walk away
When I was around 16, I rejected a guy at a party, so he went around telling everyone in the party I was a lesbian (?). A couple of years later, I heard he came out as gay. It was pretty funny.
Pretty funny indeed, he was gay and from all girls chose to hit on you. Must means something...
@@SDsurfNFun
Guys like you think there's no such thing as a free dinner.
@@SDsurfNFun the fact you think you're serious is truly pathetic.
I rejected a guy in High School and he told everyone I was “easy” but people would be like. Then why did she reject you? Everyone could see through his BS. Wasn’t the first time he tried to start rumors apparently
So why was he angry that you rejected him if he wasn't heterosexual anyway? lol.
There are a scary number of people in the comments section who seem to be trying to justify the actions taken by the men in this skit.
Unlocked i should have expected it and yet I'm still somehow shocked and repulsed
Do you want to eat my butt? Loooool was that line actually on live tv?
I see more people rightly pointing out that men dont bahave like that. Its all in feminists head.
MRostendway let me guess, you're a man?
Unlocked Ofcourse. As a man I know this is a made up strawman in feminists head.
Fun fact: the sleezy president joke works for any president ever
“I FOLLOWED ALL THE RULES” LMFAO
Did anyone else here Beck say "but i followed all the rules" after Kyle moves in, now that is writing
This is a super accurate portrait of how guys who go to the women's marches and keep backing feminism act. They are like "oh yeah woman power!" And then expect to get laid.
They're not all like that. There are lots though, and there's a way to weed them out.
@Play Station oh i thought thats what liberals do (generalize)
@bobloblaw4life I think I saw The Pussy Tingles in the 80s. They opened for The Go Go's. They were decent, but The Go Go's were better. And hotter, esp Jane Wiedlin! 😍
@bobloblaw4life 😂😂😂 plz tell me you're trolling u sound like the biggest incel.
Motto Green of course bobloblaw4life is an angry incel. This skit triggered him worse than women's soccer.
That ending was so unexpected and gold
It’s 2021 and with all bars and clubs opening back up, I bet this will happen a lot