Which Ranch Dip is the Sheriff of Mouthtown?
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So, I reviewed a bunch of different ranch dips. I'm not sure that this was a good idea.
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Brutalmoose has done it again. Would watch more of his shows. (This review was collected as part of a promotion)
I agree!
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brutlamosoe is goode at teh yutubee thng. [This review was collected as part of a promotion, and the opinions are my own]
but are the opinions your own?
@@carleeelizabeth yes [This review was collected as part of a promotion and the opinions are my own]
I've had better
>realizes the one he said was his favorite was at the bottom
>yeah, this one’s growing on me _moves it up twice_
lmao yep
though i guess we don't come to ian for impartial reviews :x
Is that what happened? I only saw it move once. I was trying to figure out how it got out of 5th.
@@Cartoonicus assuming he checked which was which before he should have… but this isn’t shown in the video, so idk what @IndigoRage is on about
Honestly nothing from Chick fil A is as good as everyone thinks it is lol.
@@ville666sora I mean, why else would we think it is?
Brutalmoose genuinely can make anything entertaining I literally am watching a man eat ranch for 30 minutes. Would not change it for the world
This was half a hour?!?
@@xXPinkDummyXx damn, time really is relative 😳
Love the guy - but who eats ranch on fries? I mean ketchup i get. Frosty I get. Vinegar i get. but ranch?
Id have diarrhea eatin' all that ranch, livin' on the ranch, workin' on the ranch.....
@@squidracerX vinegar on fries ⁉️
@@ReuniEnth salt with malt vinegar. I believe it's a north east, mid West and Canadian thing. Like you can go to burger shops where I live in western NY and they'll often have a bottle of Heinz malt vinegar on the table
I'm a fan personally, but I'm the kind of degenerate who dips fries into mayonnaise too. I mean shit I'd even dip them in mustard. Anything but ice cream for me. Those people are the true radicals imo
The emotional rollercoaster I went through as Ian opened the ranch, pulled out a review from inside, and realizing he didn't laminate any of them.
I’m glad to see Plops is still doing well
EDIT: nvm :(
Plops has flopped
Dangers.
Rest In Plops
@@KugelBlitz0 *popped
A tragedy in two parts.
This man absolutely started moving the Chick-fil-A sauce up after he realized which one it was so that he wouldn't look stupid for calling it his favorite
Is Ian a CORRUPT ranch taste tester?
@@April84012 yes Bo)
@@motoroljan Gasp!
He moves it up the first time immediately after he realizes it might be that one. It’s kind of funny.
YUP
There is just something so wholesome about Ian talking to MJ and getting meows in response.
4:53
@@jonno9412 hero
every time he licks the fry instead of just eating it.... a year is taken off my life
Seriously, what the hell
fr
I've literally watched this video maybe 10 times and I only just now am realizing that he was LICKING THEM SOMETIMES WHY
i cannot imagine how gross your office smelled after this lmao
Oh *god.* You're right.
(Sobbing in realization)
His office already stunk 👌🏼
lmao I read that as orifice
When you said "Eww, that's so weird" My initial response was "Oh that's Lay's". I despise that one and I'm surprised there was one worse tbh.
Seriously... Called that one as well. I hate that dip. It's really gross as a ranch dip. I got some one time, took 3 bites, threw it away. 🤢
All of lays dips have an awful taste to me
I legit cracked up so hard at the "You'll die a healthier person" selling point in the sponsor spot
Watching Ian fish the reviews out of the ranch with his fingers and smearing ranch on Ashton Kutcher's face was utterly revolting. Keep up the good work!
I miss the game vids tho lol
Ian smearing Ashton with ranch dip is one of the most cursed images I've experienced in quite a while
I’m glad I wasn’t the only one who had cursed thoughts immediately appear. The internet has definitely corrupted me… 😭
I like when it cuts to the second shot and Ian almost looks concerned that he's not responding.
God I wish that was me
honestly it makes me uncomfortable lol
for some reason whenever there’s a cardboard cutout and food near each other, food gets smeared on its face. every setting scenario situation etc. just a rule of the universe ig
Ian is not an internet treasure. He's *the* internet treasure.
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The sunken Erdrich treasure of the internet’s nether depths ❤️
When you're comparing tastes, have some water to cleanse your palate between bites, it'll prevent the flavors from blending together.
dark skin bowsette babe yees
I think he knows and chose not to or forgot and was too lazy to get some after he was prepped
@@shirleyholt6452 *tanned
@@Clown_the_Clown Which would be dark skin.
@@englishatheart Non
I'm sending this video to my business professor. He was the head of marketing at Litehouse Foods for 20 years. The dude understands dip.
What was the reaction? 👀
@@somerandomgoblin2583 still insists Litehouse is best. Agrees with a lot of the choices here tho
It's so good...ngl...I've eaten it with a spoon...(don't judge me!!!)
Was a treat to see Ian and good ol’ PLOPS
Rip Plops...
hi zach how are you
oh shit nice to see you here zach
ZACH!?
*plop*
I keep feeling like Ian is trapped in a weird void dimension where he got reality warping powers and doesn't know what to do with himself so he makes these videos as a his way of communicating.
Recommend watching Televoid
@@c-puff yeah we need more Televoid
@@C4nn15 Does anyone know what happened to Televoid. It almost seems lost to time like some alternate dimension of Ian and then it all stopped, maybe Ian was having trouble keeping that other Ian in communications because the tv was blocking the "real" Ian`s signals.
That’s what I think too.
I really miss televoid, it somehow managed to be funny, scary, and have an actually pretty interesting overall plot.
The Ashton Kutcher bit was like a fever dream, an actual terror.
when Ian started moving chick fil a up I knew he was lost in the sauce
was really hoping for ranch chug showdown but this is okay
I guess your big iron video has entered the brutalfoods universe?
@WingsOfRedemption ㅤ You can decide not to get it, but it will just make you look stupid unless you're unable to get it for medical reasons.
That's a Badlandschugs video right there
@WingsOfRedemption ㅤ Bruh "simpletons", are you a bald nerd?
@WingsOfRedemption ㅤ *y i k e s*
We know how you really feel about your “favorite” ranch, Ian. You can’t fool us.
RIGHT HAHA
the amount of effort put into these never ceases to amazing me. Brutalmoose has done it again. Would watch more of his shows. (This review was collected as part of a promotion)
Drinking game: take a shot of ranch every time Ian says "ranch".
It has to be a shot of ranch too.
My family will be contacting you regarding my hospital bills. I have just recovered from alcohol poisoning.
@@elliotaddler2302 you mean ranch poisoning
rꜳr
does the raar at the beginning count as 2
"Chik-Fil-A Ranch, second place! Not bad!"
(After Ian slowly began to realize the one he was hating might be the Chik-Fil-A one and he slowly, subtly started trying to inch it up higher so he didn't look like an idiot calling it his favorite at the very beginning)
Honestly kinda sad he did that too, like stand by your tongue man. You didnt like it, dont lie to us and come off brand loyal over actual flavor.
Also WHO TF LIKES LAYS.
@@letangier2385 Answered your own question, his judgment is mostly brand loyalty. "Lays makes the best chips, right? Must make the best dips too?" Despite it being like basically liquid plastic.
This is the most hilarious B plot I’ve seen in a youtube video.
@@letangier2385Their "dips" can barely be called food product, they're so highly processed and full of junk.
Plops is dead?
The saddest update to the Brutalmoose lore
Well, he did say that he'd cook him in a future episode, so I guess this leaves the door open for that eventuality.
My favorite is the hidden valley ranch powder (not the "Dip" powder though, just the regular old dressing powder) made with buttermilk and Mayo. Not only is it "The Best" tasting, it's also the most "Ranchy" tasting out of all ranches.
And on top of that you can mix it to your needs. Add more buttermilk if you are using it on a salad or add more mayo if you want it more of a dip!
The perfect ranch I have found is, Marzetti classic ranch in the glass bottle. I use it to dip pizza and taquitos in. It has that nice zip to it that you said you like.
I came here looking for this comment because I couldn't remember the brand name, but it is hands down the best ranch out there!
@@nesskeaton lol, funny that you made this comment right now, as I just got done eating some homemade taquitos with some marzetti ranch for the dipping. It really is the best ranch!
@@colorsafebleach5381 Sounds delicious!
There is nothing that’s even close to Marzetti.
This is the most CZcams Poop-esque style of video Ian has done in a while and I fucking love it so much
its the raars
i adore it. ytp forever
*realizes he's placed his favourite low*
*starts justifying moving it upwards*
Yeah it's obvious Lighthouse was objectively best but the other 2 got ahead due to familiarity.
whole thing is a sham!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ikr? He even said he didn't like it at first because it had a weird taste, but then later says it's his favorite because it has a different taste than the other ranch dips/dressings. lol
Ian has somehow created an entirely new genre of video that is both meant to be watched intently for all the hidden jokes and spectacular edits and yet is somehow just as enjoyable on in the background while you're half paying attention and working on something else.
Frozen food reviews and blind ranch taste tests have no business having this much rewatchability appeal but they absolutely do.
There's a disturbing lack of Buttermilk Ranch being represented here. I feel like Buttermilk Ranch is the far superior "dip" version of ranch and is generally what you get at restaurants. I've had to stop myself from buying Kent's Buttermilk Ranch Dip on many occasions because it's soooo addicting. Would love to see a revision on this ranch list with those included at some point.
Buttermilk Ranch is the superior ranch.
Buttermilk ranch belongs in the trash
the duality of man in the replies
Every Buttermilk Ranch I've had honestly wasn't that impressive.
so the ones in the video are mayonez (don't mind the quirky spelling) ranch?
I love how the editing is *like* a CZcams poop except it's a coherent actual video
Totally agree. Major YTP energy.
Wow, you nailed it
Rær
The beginning "RaRanch, yeeeeeeeeeeehaaaahh" and the frequent "RaR" in replacement of "Ranch" really screams YTP
You can totally tell he realized which one was chick fil a and realized he’d look like a doofus if it were at the bottom so he slowly tried to move it ahead
I’m not even a minute in and this is already one of the best BrutalMoose videos of all time
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I just have to say I really do enjoy your editing style. It always gets me smiling, everytime you speak like a YTP I chuckle inside, great work!
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brutalmoose saves humanity by bringing back rweewr
God those fries must be so cold...there's such a gap between hot delicious McDonald's fries and fucking garbage ass cold McDonald's fries...RIP Ian
Heck, I’d still eat em… Washed down with a can of cold Cactus Cooler 🙌
I thought the exact same thing!
I think there was a reason he quit eating them lmao
I end up with cold fries (and nuggets) fairly often and dont like them cold but they reheat super well after a few minutes in the oven!
@@coyotelong4349 is this hert from Hoonigan?
I’m kinda surprised those Valleys are still Hidden… You’d really think they’d have been discovered by now
The valley changes addresses every few weeks and usually travels in disguise
The Brotherhood keep it nice and disguised.
Fresh, hot fries are being rushed to the last known location.
This is a common misconception - the Valley is hidden, but you can find it. Kinda like when you hide some cheese to eat later cause your uncle Ray eats all the cheese but then you forget and when you come back it's turned into "bleu" cheese, which is infinitely better
The Valley is an SCP
If anyone one wants more Ranch goodness I recommend You Betcha. He does a series called Ranch Rangler where he goes to different restaurants. He then judges them based on a combined scale of viscosity and taste.
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watching this as someone from a place where ranch dip doesn't exist has been a truly fascinating experience.
All I can imagine is Ian's family off camera looking on in horror as he gallops in place, screaming, "I work on a ranch, I live on a ranch, I watch the ranch, I live on a ranch."
His family of Brutalboyfriend and their 3 beautiful children: MJ, Ashton Kutcher, and Shteeve Harvey.
@@Emilightning what about plops :(
@@aubreyh1930 he's dead so he doesn't count.
it’s a good day when brutalmoose uploads
The onion dip that you make by mixing the packet with sour cream is amazing
"This one kinda tastes like a milky pickle" *that's almost exactly what ranch is*
Ian: this has gotta be the worst by far
Me: its lays isn't it
I knew it too! Chip dips in the jar are the worst
@@jessedoherty5072 same! For some reason my family loves the chip ranch dip and when we only have that specific ranch. I just feel depressed lol.
I was shocked when i tried lays ranch, I love the onion dip and i thought the ranch would be just as good but nope!
I actually love your videos - I binged almost all of them last month when I found your chip video. Such a nice surprise to see another upload so soon! - It's great to experience American food by proxy (i'm Irish).
The SCP man himself. Glad to know you have equally great taste in CZcamsrs.
your video is right below this one in my notifs
Love seeing another one of my favorite channels in here lol
Episode where Ian tries eating the tomatoes from SCP-504
@@brandonhodge5136 i binge them all the time. And his livesteams on his other channel is really good to fall asleep to.
i watched a brutal foods video when i was high on edibles (never doing them again) because i thought they’d be calming and relaxing. and then suddenly, Ian turned into like a giant flower or something, i started crying
Then I don’t think you were doing edibles.
Edibles don’t make you hallucinate at any dosage unless you have an undiagnosed psychotic disorder. I think you’re lying on the internet lol
I knew my bois at hidden valley would win. They're just simply superior.
and the original
Brutalmoose a while ago: I do silly game reviews with the straightest voice possible and love Myst
Brutalmoose now: Surreal food videos and random movie stuff with tons of personality. And I honestly love it.
Wait he straights-up his voice for YT?! My life is a lie
@@skeetsmcgrew3282 does he not mean like "straight" like in a comedy sense?
Don't forgot that time when Ian reviewed A LOT of porn games.
@@matthewdykeman8149 A lot? I only remember Sociolotron, were there others?
@@ratratson2684 There was though they aren't on his channel anymore. I think I can remember at least three of them. I remember he did videos on a series of PC games about some blonde girl, it's been so long I honestly can't place the name. I got the feeling her name was like Nikki maybe though?
Me, a European who doesn't have any of these brands in my local supermarket : I will definitively keep your recommandations in mind when shopping
This is an American only channel
Ranch is so easy to make you may as well not bother getting a packet mix or bottle.
@@thathater5639 try and stop us watching and see what happens
Me, a South American: there's more than 2 brands of ranch?
i don't even know what ranch is supposed to taste like, it's nowhere to be found here, but i'm always watching Ian with excitement. he could be taste tasting alien food on Venus and i'd still watch the hell out of it
Hey Ian! I would love to see a chocolate chip cookie review with famous Amos, chips ahoy, etc.
So glad to see litehouse getting some love, its my go to ranch. zippier than hidden valley but not overwhelming
The editing of his videos never ceases to impress me everytime I watch them, even if I had rewatched them a couple times, they're a blast to watch through
His editing style adds that zest that makes these videos some of the best on CZcams.
Definitely started moving up B from the bottom as soon as he realised it was the one he called his favourite lmao. This is a spit in the face of all Ranch Rankers™ everywhere.
I consider this Ranch Rank revoked
Guess you could say he thought that ranch was rank
I used to work at a local wing joint and I loved the ranch dressing we had. There's just something about wholesale restaurant ranch that seems so good. Maybe it's in my head but I love that stuff. I just can't really find something at the grocery store I like as much. J.
Fun fact: Hidden Valley Ranch (the very first Ranch dressing) was invented at the Hidden Valley Ranch. No really.
I like to think that Ian is just a dude who's lost it in quarantine and has never gone out since.
have any of us truly recovered from quarantine, though?
Na, he was like this before quarantine. Or are you saying he’s a time traveler, because I could see that
that's just the plot of Televoid
@@crafty8452 So *you* are saying he's a time traveller
@@charliem.1368 I was never quarantined, so i can't relate
i now feel more confident as i head to the store to buy ranch 🤠
INFJs are not allowed to be confident in buying anything, let alone ranch dressing
@@NoEntertainment why do you read me like this holy shit
Didn’t expect to see you here
16 Personalities Buying Ranch...
I’d watch it lol 😂
one he didn't cover is Marie's Creamy Ranch, would highly recommend
I actually really hate ranch and yet still Ian has captivated me with another one of his videos.
I can’t express how much I wish I knew the music Ian uses for his videos, I love it all
The fact that Ian didn't expect the Lay's rær to be bad was surprising. I am glad he covered the superior sauce.
Ian just keeps getting more creative with these brutal foods entrys isn't he?
yes, and i love every upload!
The reviews in the ranch killed me
best intro ever, i give it a ranch out of 10
Ian coming up with quirky ways to read online reviews and then regretting it when he actually needed to read it will never get old
as a person who is also always looking for the rær, I appreciate this review
Im so excited that he was able to get Ashton Kutcher the star of The Ranch on todays brutalfoods!
I thought his performance was pretty wooden.
@WingsOfRedemption ㅤ uh what i think you got the wrong guy and your posting about wanking for zero two for utterly no reason is strange
i dont watch cnn Lol
@@leeiif lol nice one :)
@WingsOfRedemption ㅤ like i said before provide a link please
Yes, thank you Ian, haven't heard a good ReR since the old CZcams poop days, classic 👌
Love the randomised backgrounds. Brings a certain zest to the whole setup
Hidden Valley shoulders be hurting from carrying the Ranch flavor for so long.
Hidden Valley be carrying the whole ranch game fr
Hidden Valley blows, what are y'all saying
@@trevor6658 Hey man over time I realize its not as good as I may have thought. Hellmanns with buttermilk in it I think is the best, how about you?
Hidden valley is the definition of mid
Wish bone is better
I feel like Brutalmoose is one of the few channels that succeeds in switching content. First he did game reviews, then movie reviews, then old media reviews, and now food reviews.
Ian has to be my favorite CZcamsr. His editing, personality, everything!!!!
We love a Ranch King!
This is the best ranch review I have laid my corpulent eyes on
I can and will watch Ian do literally anything so long as he edits it like all his videos, its so good
His editing is really good!
I'm pretty sure the Ranch fumes must have got into Ian's brain with how chaotic this editing is, even more than usual
Thank you Ian for the good laughs and quality content.
I truly enjoy your content, and I appreciate the time you spend making these videos.
The reviews stuck in the ranch is brutalmoose perfection.
Rest In Peace, Plops.....You were our trusty steed that will forever roam the planes of Texas in our hearts. You will be severely missed.
RIP 2018-2021
Get yourself someone who looks at you the same way Ian looks at a cardboard cut out of Ashton Kutcher smearing ranch dressing on his upper lip.
What do you mean? That was definitely the real Ashton Kutcher
The return of plops was one of the most anticipated come backs
this is prime brutalmoose editing. love it
Strange how everyone in the US seems to love ranch dressing. Here in Germany it is virtually unknown and you can only buy it at shops specialised in selling exotic foreign foodstuffs.
Eh we don't all love it, it's fairly average, but the people who do love it tend to be really loud about it. I personally think it's a crime against food when I see people pouring it over their pizza.
There's a surprising amount of backlash and ranch hate here actually. Especially if you mention ranch to a pretentious food-bro he will *IMMEDIATELY* tell you "I prefer blue cheese to ranch! Ranch sucks!"
The ranch hate people are like the CrossFit vegans of the dip world
personally don't love it, but it has some good applications. I like it with sweet potato fries or dipping veg trays. It's okay on some salads.
I am dying at the thought of ranch being in an "exotic foreign food" place thank you for this knowledge
Well it's simple to make if you want it!
@@livviegoat Why would one put ranch on their pizza? Won't that just drown out all of the pizza's own flavor?
It's cool that you got Ashton Kutcher for this one but you really should've included a link to his channel in the description, I think that's common courtesy on collab videos.
I wonder if his vertebrae is doing all right lol ^^
Especially since Ashton is a smaller creator. As an old fan I really don't think I can support Ian after this one, just really disappointed me idk. #BrutaldoucheIsOverParty
/j
Hate to break it to you, but this wasn't a collab. After That 70's Show Ashton Kutcher mysteriously disappeared, so all his appearances since have been CGI.
@@jacksonpercy8044 Damn, what a conspiracy theory.
You can tell this guy is not a bad person if he didn't automatically know the 8th letter is H.
Good old 88.
Now we need a video on ranch dressings instead of dips! Like Ken’s, Krafts, Great value etc
I never thought I'd see a man ring out pieces of paper drenched in ranch dressing next to a cardboard cutout of some guy while wearing a cowboy suit.
The ranch reviews being dredged out of the ranch was too funny, especially the Amazon one.
>Pour ranch into a shot glass
>Doesn't shoot one
Come on, Cowboy Ian, I thought you were a Cowboy, not a COWDOY.
To think this could have been a ranch dip showdown. It's almost like he's... yeller.
A "Cowsoy" perhaps?
Don't you mock us Cowdoys.
Is that an Aunty Donna reference?
@@capness1228 Damn straight.
That hat is so you Ian.
It's also so nice to see an Iowan on your show.
Glad to see Ashton is getting work these days.
I don't know why I feel like I have to apologize for how much I love the editing in his videos.
I love how Chick-Fil-A is his favourite as he says, and then not even 3 MINUTES LATER, it ends up being worse by the only other sauce he tasted lmao
I think he psyched himself out. The only reason it ended up being made 2nd best was because he thought it was the Chic-Fil-A one and didn’t want to have called it as wrong as he did.
@WingsOfRedemption ㅤ What?
@@theoneandonlymichaelmccormick 100% I got the same exact vibe
@@theoneandonlymichaelmccormick yeah I got this feeling too
@@theoneandonlymichaelmccormick the chicfila confused his gay senses
"Why is there garluc in there?" - because garlic is the _main_ flavor that makes ranch anything more than mayonnaise.
Also you know, the egg. The egg is a pretty big difference
@@AJISFREAKENAWESOME Mayo always has egg in it and ranch dressing _usually_ has egg in it.
*found the paid LAYS© shill*
@@loloomad9958 what
@@aaronjames3228 yeah
Can't believe you got Ashton Kutcher himself, more soft spoken than I expected.
I will never not love how insane Ian has become
I love that Ian will forever have traces of printer ink in his ranch now lmao
it enhances the ranch flavor
Ranch isn’t really a thing here in Scotland but now I know everything there is to know about ranch, thanks Ian!
Which sucks lol bc ranch is soo good
Same in England. I don’t think ive ever seen it sold. Apparently Doritos original cool is the taste of ranch but idk
@@katemangham4305 While those are called Cool Ranch in the US, they really don't taste like ranch imo
Bryce Yoder its called cool american here in the netherlands
I absolutely love ranch with every fiber of my being and this was the best food review I've ever watched ;w;
I can never get over how well the editing is done. Ian needs to teach a college course on editing
This man made my childhood and I’m so happy he did! He’s grown so much and I absolutely love wherever he’s done and will do!
****** 5/5 stars
will watch again!
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The Barber Shop Trio of Ians hollering "Yee-haw" at 0:40 is peak art.
The fact that Lighthouse ranks so high without using msg is impressive.
Can you make a series where you make and test unique foods from each state? 😋 I think that could be fun lol Kind of similar to the time you made foods from Texas, but don't stop with Texas 😋