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It took me 35 minutes to fucking realize it was serial killers killing cereal, jesus christ.
Tbf his whole intro was an exaggerated "cereal killer" pun💀
fuckin how
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@@Pekoe.i only got it because i was so confused as to why they were there haha but i wouldn’t be surprised if it took me longer
My dad when he worked for General Mills was given a painting of all the General Mills cereal mascots being lined up for an execution via firing squad. The piece was called “Cereal Killers”
no fruity pebbles, no Reece's puffs... absolutely criminal
And no Oreo-Os
missing out on honey comb too. im honestly surprised cocoa pebbles made it up so high. I hate the cardboard like texture once they get soggy.
Yes honey comb and krave missing is major L I demand a rematch krave would win
No mascot ... criminal
@thed.m.a.c4604 so just because of the video gimmick, some actually good cereals missed out
Papa didn't tell me to come on in, and sit on down in this one so I had to watch the whole thing standing outside of my house
DAMN
Dude I'm fucking dead 😂
Damn dude that sucks
I made this like, word for word comment on an older video where he didnt say it lmao
😂😂❤
29:15 when I was a kid, Cookie Crisp had two mascots. A wolf and a guy. They were actually burglars and there was a cop who chased them in the commercials.
Yup! I was like where are the burglars?!
It was a burglar and a small lil dog when I was a kiddo.
You aint even old then, it was originally a little dog
@@ESP-Collectibles weird flex but cool story
@@benjaminamouroux8395 o.p. Is acting old 1st, so its cool to chime in 👍
The real question was not answered, did eating Corn Flakes cure Papa Meat's masturbation addiction like the cereal inventor intended?
Well, he HAS advanced to Bad Dragon...
as someone who's eaten corn flakes:I still masturbate c:
No
Bump
Unlikely. But you knew that.
The fact that this one was sponsored by Factor, but not the frozen dinner one, was a huge missed opportunity for the company.
Not really. This isnt the frozen dinner ranking.
@@Donovarkhallum yup, i know. im saying that Factor could've sponsored the frozen dinner one instead. The sponsor skit would've blended in flawlessly.
I was waiting for it to be sponsored by “Magic Spoon”
@@code_koriel oh I see thought you meant factor frozen meals when you said frozen diner one. Got confused
@@orochirel that cereal taste like butt. I hate that wendigoon jerks it off. thee flavors are very muted. And it's almost cardboard tasting.
Came for the cereal ranking, stayed for the cereal killing
This was a very nice idea for a video, i watched the entire thing, barely strayed away, even gave me the motivation to clean my room (been putting it off a few weeks)
Please keep building on the “Fucked up Blues Clues/Mr Rodgers neighborhood ” vibe like in the beginning, this is a hit
I love how he actually made "serial killers" as the "cereal killers" in this video
Wut?
They are going to kill the cereal mascots which makes them "cereal killers"
Damn, I didn't piece it together until you spelled it out for me, I feel dumb haha
17 minutes in to it. I just made that connection. 🤔
Ooooooooooooo I get it now
The fact hunter just kept eating nuts and bolts for 40 minutes was kinda weird, but im here for it!
I love this video format! It's so creatively funny and unique!
his names papa meat to you buddy
The fact hunter is doing TV content is amazing ☺️☺️☺️❤️
@CharlieRuyung Making fun of bots by repeatedly posting the same comment and being equally as annoying?
Fantano comment type shit 😂
- Papa meat ranks/rates every outshine popsicle flavor
- papa meat try’s vegan food
-papa meat ranks/rates fast foods best selling meals
- papa meat try’s meats
-papa meat rates Godzilla X Kong: the new empire
Dragon Ball Reese's Puffs are 👑🤘🏻
🕯R.I.P. Akira Toriyama🕯
captain crunch being tied up and forgotten in the attic should be a running gag
How about it's not "captain" crunch. It's "cap'n" crunch. Meat gets it wrong a thousand times, too.
@@esperagocaptain crunch more like poop crap dummy head crunch
What happened to the Trix rabbit though?
@@gaminggoof1542unlike captain crunch, he was eviscerated in such a gruesome way it couldnt be shown on camera. he showed weakness and thus he paid the ultimate price
@@Wulfjager lol. I thought he was gonna show up at the end having escaped.
The cereal mascot’s blood being milk was a nice touch.
That wasn't milk
Oh, that's why it was white. I thought he just did that for monetization, gotcha.
@@TheTravelingDemon Well that's another valid reason ngl 👍
This being the top comment (which is shared on mobile right under the profile) spoiled the surprise, but yeah, that is a nice touch
But then the blood of the serial killers at the end was also white lol
Maybe I’ve always been 70yrs old at heart, but shredded mini wheats are the best cereal ever. There’s a sweet spots where they’ve absorbed enough milk but are still crunchy, and it’s perfection 🤌🏻
Only youtuber to make me laugh out loud at a cereal ranking video. You are a truly fantastic content creator.
No Reese’s Puffs is criminal
or fruity pebbles
Honey comb
Probably because the only mascot they had was that black kid. And animating a cereal killer doing… haha whew. Yeah, it was intentional.
for real, that could've been top, what about cinnamon toast crunch?
Or Golden Grahams
The biggest problem with Frosted Flakes is the fact that if you don't eat them all within 3 minutes of the milk hitting them they turn into disgusting soggy pieces of toilet paper.
3 minutes??? Your cereal definitely gives you more time my experience is more like a minute if I’m lucky LOL
30 seconds, dude. its insane. 😅
I love both crispy and soggy Frosted Flakes, just all around perfection
So true
That’s why you gotta use less milk and drizzle it all over it’s fire when they are still a little hard
the "shit on a bunch of frozen meals" to "get sponsored by factor" pipeline is 2 feet long
25:00 Waffle Crisp gives me such nostalgia and Papa’s approval of it makes me happy 🧇🥛
exactly!
Unironically my favorite cereal, but it's so fucking hard to find. Used to think they stopped making it.
At least I have Captain Crunch.
I was just thinking the same thing! It was my favorite and still is, soooo good but so hard to find
Dennis Rader is still alive and incarcerated at El Dorado. Met a guy recently who was a C.O. there and when he would take Rader out for his designated shower time he would just stare at the officer through the little door window. What’s more chilling is the fact that in the early 70’s my grandmas house was broken into and police confirmed it to be the BTK. Luckily for my grandma (and my literal existance) she wasn’t home, however very specific items were stolen during the break in. In order to distance themselves from BTK, my grandparents moved to Park City. Not knowing that they had moved in mere blocks away from Raders home. My grandma to this day will still talk about how Rader (an animal control officer at the time) would always walk past their house, telling my grandma that one of these days he would have her dogs taken away or euthanized if they didn’t stop barking at him. Luckily nothing came of it. Still wild to think about how my literal existence would’ve been altered if he had gotten to my grandma. May he rot in hell.
Came to comment that he was still alive 😂 funny story I actually attended the same college he did
damn wtf Jeff im glad yr here 😭 that's insane
dangerous way of thinking, anyone can alter your existence simply by turning their steering wheel 30 degrees
I must be slow but if the BTK is dennis rader, how did she move away from BTK only to move next to Dennis rader in park city if they’re the same person?
Its also said Dennis Rader has a micropenis and it may be a source of his psychosis.
As someone who’s unfortunately stuck here in Wichita Kansas, BTK ain’t dead. He’s rotting away in solitary confinement in El Dorado Prison
We aren't unfortunate brother. Wichita rules.
At least he's probably getting the shit kicked out of him in prison.
@@dalgusmaximus4557Think you misunderstood the whole “solitary confinement” part
@@WaterVolt1917 who knows maybe the guards sometimes go in there just to rough him up 🤷 my dad used to work in a place like that and he'd see the guards turning a blind eye for eachother when they did that stuff
oh good. i was so worried.
*Dennis “BTK” Rader*
isn’t dead, and named himself BTK. Hunter’s definitely confusing him with somebody else.
What’s more embarrassing than the poems is that BTK took pictures of himself in women’s underwear and kept the Polaroids as momentous to pleasure himself to. Truly a sick human being who is unfortunately alive
I don't think he cares lol.. I haven't seen the part you're referring to yet but now I'm intrigued
@@parkakadavher6
I guess he probably doesn’t care. I just couldn’t resist being “that 🤓 guy” because I’ve always been interested in these weirdos and true crime.
Incase anyone wants to know the time where the executioners kill the cereal characters here it is
1st: 8:53
2nd: 13:11
3rd: 22:44
4th: 26:39
5th: 30:58
Final results place
5th place: 34:39
4th place: 34:58
3rd place: 35:41
2nd place: 36:43
Winner!: 37:30
The animated bits being added in to the life action videos lately has been my absolute favorite thing every time
Dude as a fellow animator it really does blow my mind the amount of work you do to crank these quality videos out consistently. Mad props.
Tbf a lot of them are pre recorded
He hires other people. Almost all his animations aren’t really by him. He just does the main frames and storyboard. They do the rest.
@@gimpscam9976 I figured but still it’s impressive
Honorable Mentions, Kit Kat cereal, Reeces Puffs, Fruity Pepples, Oreo-O's, Wendy's Shake cereal and Corn Pops. F**k u Nick!!
@@gimpscam9976he’s shown himself animating lmao. Yes he has animators but he also does a lot of his own shit
Hunter is one of the few people I would not only willingly watch sample cereals, but would even be excited to see him do so
I am just loving everything about the reviews! The writing, characters and Papa Meat's delivery make for a great watch.
These "Ranking every X" vids are basically "Mister Rogers' Neighborhood" if it was recorded by a bunch of hobos on a bad acid trip
I love x vids.
@@TheNotSoRealJeff2fr
29:18 the Cookie Crisp wolf mascot was originally a dog. The Cinnamon Toast Crunch mascot was originally an old baker
I completely forgot about that, I remember seeing the old baker with the blue shirt on the box with the red and purple text, that's wild. Those cinnamon toast crunch gremlins have incinerated our retinas
And the burgler, and the wizard
They should bring back the dog. The wolf is fine but the dog had more personality
@@dylanoswald9750It's a wolf? I thought it was a coyote.
Wendel.
The bakers name was Wendel
one of the best videos on the internet ive ever seen my guy. great shit
awesome set, love the morning lighting
Cap’n Crunch alone and weeping surrounded by the corpses of his peers at the end was so horrifyingly tragic and hilarious at the same time. The storylines and animation in these style videos are so good!
Thanks Papa Meat and crew for making such a fun video and for donating to your local food bank!
It took me till 18:05 to pick on the fact that the everyone taking out the mascots were CEREAL killers. I may be an idiot but you sir are an intelligent lad.
Considering I didn't realize it until 14:18, I'm right there with ya, bro. RIP: Us
Man, I could hang out on that set lit like that just playing video games all day. Literally lit up like a Saturday morning. The perfect time for just hanging out.
Golden Graham's mixed with cinnamon toast crunch is my favorite concoction. Cinnamon toast crunch is the best cereal imo
Sir I have to say this might your magnum opus. The sitcom opening, the interactions you have with your art, the Art’s storyline, your personality during the ranking sections. It was perfect. This is gives me the same vibes as classic AVGN. An awesome display of your talent.
I don’t like how much I agree with you on the AVGN thing
How do you even come up with these scenarios dude? The art/animation, the story, the acting is on point. 10/10.
I know why doesn’t he have an adult swim show like check it out or Eric Andre😭😭😭
No fruity pebbles is insane, the goat cereal wasnt even there
I used to just listen to these, but you just made it so I have to watch them now
When is ranking every meat, Papa MEAT
If penguin meat is not on the table it’s a waste of time.
Gotta do a collab with Babish, since he already did the every meat burrito.
@@dyslexicboogaloo bro what lmaooo
Yeah I can't wait to see what he thinks of human
There is only one meat.
The Apple Jacks commercial always disturbed me as a kid, because the Cinammon was like, rushing to commit suicide in order to enhance somebodies cereal, and the Apple was always trying to save him/beat him to it.
I love the work put into these animations
You should do a part 2 with more cereal
“Gotta go with my boi Tony” *Dahmer aggressively injects Tony with zombie serum*
When Gacy smacked the Golden Crisps Bear with the hammer my heart broke.
No one is talking about the Sugar Bear Game Grumps reference and it’s killing me.
Great stuff! Really enjoying the live action and animation stuff together.
Gotta say Hunter, you're a wizard. I usually hated the Trix rabbit as a kid because I always thought he was annoying, yet here I am looking at his teary-eyed dismay and feeling awful sorry for the poor bastard.
I actually wondered what happened to him because he wasn’t even on the chair
I genuinely think I enjoy his longer videos of any content over his animations. I love having him as background noise AND watching him.
Same, he's so great for chores or obnoxiously long car rides lmao
@@avashaw4006 so what you're saying is he's only entertaining when you're literally bored out of your mind with actually no other options?
wow, sign me up?
personally I think he's just emulation JonTron with a potty mouth and worse special effects 🤷🏻♀️
I mean he's now covering LITERALLY the same sh** as JonTron lol .
can't make it up.
can't wait for bootleg consoles and takeshis challenge
@@TemmiePlays jontrons said worse, he has a higher budget and more connections and what content? hes done food tier lists which is something everyone has done Jontron was also following that trend when he did his he did not pioneer them, SCPs something Jon has not covered, a few degenerates on the internet something Jon has not covered, if you mean the movie review format then sure thats fair but you're blatently ignoring 80% of the rest of his uploads.
@@TemmiePlays Then why tf are you here?? Just to be negative about everything?
A smart decision to exclude Cinnamon Life as it would utterly crush the competition
The animations with this form of content is so freakin unique and just plain amazing. 👏👏👏
At this point, Papa Meat could produce his own sit-com show and i'd sell both hands to be an audience member to that live taping.
sell ur feet instead they’ll go for more
He would be the best horror/ fun show host. He deserves a true show
How would you applaud
Probably by slapping his stumps together like a seal @tmillz120
he needs an adult swim show it would be PERFECT on that channel honestly his humor and animation style i was convinced he was an animator or something for them still convinced he actually is
No one else puts this much work into food Tier list videos like papameat
he’s a good Big Boy
he should do a crossover with brutalmoose
That subtle sultry "sus?" Sound effect at 21:11 sent me 😂😂 matched my one eye brow raising perfectly
31:21 with the top 5 is such an aesthetically pleasing setup
The lighting in this video is immaculate, feels like a nice morning before school and papa meats our dad giving us breakfast before sending us off
1 Wooden cereal bowls is 🤌👌 peak aesthetics
2 Heavens Gate shirt goes hard af and I want one.
3 Zodiac Killer was always the scariest to me and even though this is a caricature of him you still managed to capture that unsettling Michael Meyers esc brutal creepiness about him.
-esque*
Papa meat's videos are slowly becoming a horror version of the Roger Rabbit's movie.
I love them.
The Cinnamon Toast Crunch disrespect is insane
I love it when Hunter puts himself through torture by food. It's like a car crash; you just can't look away.
...You think eating cereal for money is torture?
@@AlpacaButts Considering how much sugar is in those things? Yes. I got kinda sick just watching this video.
Who the fuck is Hunter?
“Hunter”
@@Lovemeew48
Hard Jack Off P●●●●!!
Jesus Christ Hunter, the twist of having the "cereal" killers murder the cereal mascots is the most Papa Meat way of doing a ranking video ever... Terrifyingly Genius!
honestly...it took me like 18 minutes to realize the pun
It's "serial" killer. The "serial" killers are "cereal" killers in this video.
@@dangerxbadger2300 congratulations, that's the point... Spelled it cereal because, you know, it's about rating cereal.
@@katsu1715if I didn’t say the words out loud when describing it to my boyfriend I would have died just accepting these as unrelated hunter things
FINALLY A BIT OF RESPECT FOR WAFFLE CRISP, IVE WAITIED FOR THIS MOMENT FOR SO LONG T_T
I just watched this and the tv diner video back to back, and now im craving something that i can make at home but don't actuall make
“I don’t know I almost want the lucky charms without the marshmallows” you crazy bastard. No one has ever said that in their life
I sort of get it? The issue is that the marshmallows have a weird half-crunch to them and I don't like how it feels in my mouth. I like the marshmallows soggy cause it fixes that texture issue, but then the cereal bits are also soggy which I don't want.
Basically they need to make the marshmallows softer
The marshmallows are literal fucking chalk
@@garrenbrooks4778 well, they're more like literally sugar, but when not soggy it may as well be like eating chalk when it comes to the texture, I agree! I've always struggled to describe the texture, and you got it right! The texture when not soggy is like biting into chalk indeed
@@SpecialInterestShow They seem freeze-dried to me.
@@Tax_Collector01 yeah I believe so. If you ever go to an Amish store, they actually have the "charms" and they call them freeze-dried marshmallows, I believe!
I absolutely love how you integrate your animations into your vids. It puts a bizarre twist that no one else does.
I love this format
I love how at least one mascot in each round looks normal and the others are in that classic papa meat style
Oh god He’s never gonna stop.. he won’t stop until he’s eaten everything 😨
in his final video he’ll eat mukbangers
caseo
@@CaptLuserin what way
@@LongAssUsernamesAreForNerds both
We need MORE food content!!! Love watching these while I eat MORE!! MORE!! MORE!!
JonTron is to video games as MeatCanyon is to animation
incorporating animation into reality and interacting with the characters is so creative and hilarious
have you not seen the videos he made months ago with the same thing lol?
@@seapackgaming4316 he could be new
REESES PUFFS REESES PUFFS!!! EAT EM UP EAT EM UP EAT EM UP!
PEANUT BUTTA CHOCOLATE FLAVAAAAA
So I'm at my friend Paul's house, when his Dad says: "How bout Reese's for breakfast?!"
I say: "candy for breakfast?"
Paul says: "Where have you beeeeeen? Not candy- Reese's Peanutbutter Puffs, a real_crunchy_cereeeOL!!!"
Funny. In the uk honey snacks are called sugar puffs and they’re branded completely differently. even a different colour and mascot.
French Toast Crunch not being on here should be a Federal Crime
The amount of comfort I feel from Papa Meat's videos is probably odd, but it's something about the house on top of the mountain in the middle of forest at night with the moon shining down, while he's in his living room or bedroom (both with their own kind of ambience), all paired with the video subject, whether it be a story or a ranking, along with the perfect 25-35 minute video length, while incorporating humor and his signature MeatCanyon style animations, it all comes together in a way that makes me just want to kick back, relax, escape reality for a little bit and enjoy the show!
wow i thought i was the only one that thought this way! i’ve found i come back to these kinds of videos recently as a weird sort of form of comfort and it works everytime. like you said, the way the humor, length and ever present bizarreness is displayed is just so good lol
The lighting in the microwave food video made the living room ambiance so 1am snack like 😭
Your range of voices is amazing omg
Love the Arin Hanson “keep me going strong” nod
the Heavens Gate shirt is a nice touch
The game grumps reference at 7:00 felt like the ultimate validation of my thought process
i came to the comments looking for this. ty
YESSSS I had to do a double take to make sure what I heard was real lmao
THANK YOU
literally one of my favorite game grumps bits
“Can’t get enough of that sugar crisp, even if hundreds die”
I love these fantastic colorful original OC characters you introduced here, takes such creativity to some up with all these types of fictional scenerios i hope they are reoccurign characters would be senseless to go through all the effort of fabricating these 5 new human characters and never see them again :(
I love the strawberry frosted mini wheats, but captain crunch is soo good
His take on Coco pebbles is so relatable, except in Australia it's Coco pops with a monkey as a mascot and the ball ones are just "black and gold" Coco balls. But for me Coco pops was my childhood in a bowl
In Uk it is also Coco Pops and also agree with your statement 👍🏻
I found it unbelievable that he ranked a basic cereal like Coco Pops over their fancy US sugar bomb cereals that they don't let us have here.
Literally just finished left/right game. What a ride. Pun somewhat intended.
Only about 45 minutes into the first video, after this one I'm going to watch all seven hours of the remaining content. I can't wait to waste the rest of my day! (I mean it)
Same dude, this here is a very different vibe ^^
@shreksmI
The best game is your wee wee covered in mayo
@Lovemeew48
Hard Hunters PEE Pee
what does this mean
We gotta talk about these character designs. So many characters in one video, all so good. You outdid yourself papa
Raisin Bran with a banana cut up in it is the best thing ever.
This channel turning into a fucked up peewee's playhouse is something I'm 100% onboard with.
Rawdogging a mouthful of Capt Crunch without milk then downing some OJ as a kid was a memory I thought I repressed...now I realize how much of a masochist I was....that shit hurt.
You shouldn’t be telling people that. It’s a violation of the Geneva Convention.
That's like the weaponized white phosphorus of cereal-related war crimes.
@@dyslexicboogalooYou mean checklist? Lmfao
I didnt endorse
But i definately condone the use of excessive force is neccissary
This is one of those times
I feel like the Peanut Butter Cap'n Crunch hurt the worst in that regard
Between the serial killers and cereal (especially Froot Loops), all I could think of is the Green Jellö song, Cereal Killer: "Toucan Son Of Sam!"
Waffle crisp is always my favorite. Close behind is the old berry berry kix that still had the shapes and oops all berry’s. It’s so good!
It took me 3 rounds to realize the "Cereal Killer" pun. Bravo
Same
I had to read the comments to make that connection. I was too entertained to notice
You're insane. How are you able to release such high quality content in such rapid succession? Love these ranking videos so much.
It's honestly fucking insulting that Reese's Puffs weren't included
Captain Crunch was my fav as a kid. You had me in the first half but glad you came around!
the production of this video is unbelievable. the way you incorporate your art and ideas into the video to not juts make it a boring tier list video is chefs kiss
waffle crisp is my favorite and im glad you included it, I haven't finished the video yet but I'm noticing no fruity pebbles
Snub of the century. Fruity Pebbles are the GOAT imo.
omg are you and I the same person lol those are also my two favorites: Fruity Pebbles and Waffle Crisp!
6:00 Rice Krispies cereal is good if you put some sugar on top. That's how I always have done it, its bland without it.
The fact meat didnt drink the cinamon toast crunch milk is soul crushing
Papa you’re 10 seconds away from going into cardiac arrest 😭😭
(Cuz everyone is busting balls I spelled the wrong one 💀)
you’re* 🤓☝️
Who are the
He honestly is tho
@@UrLastSurprise mvp
Papas hungry 😊
Papa I live this new series of you doing things IRL & drawing in the characters, it really adds a unique vibe to the content! Your humor comes through better in these vs in your typical videos
mixing the live papa content with the animations mixed in is the ultimate form of content