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I have several things to address “I’m not Satan, I’m Staan!” is the funniest thing I’ve heard all day Daniel looks too good with dark eyeshadow This song is kind of awesome The chorus is literally “When you die, when you die, when you diiiiiiie” Daniel can do literally everything. Sing, play piano, make things out of a balloon, act, and I’m sure there’s a lot more
@@unknownunknown-od2eg I've also been trying to find out what it reminds me of. It kind of sounds like the chorus of Save the Hero by Beyonce, but sped up. Maybe it's another case of "when you accidentally write a song that already exists" or maybe I'm just crazy. Either way it sounds so good!
It reminds me of something too. Literally spent the last 25 minutes trying to find the song... It does sound a bit like a sped-up version of that Beyonce song, but it also sounds like something else. Tearing my brain apart just to try and remember what it is lol.
@@anteaterborzoiTheBigBorzoi It kiiiinda reminds me of both 'clocks' and 'a sky full of stars' by Coldplay. Just has that sound of similar chord progression 🤔
Lyrics: 5, 6, 7, 8. Hey kid I hear that you wanna be an artist? It's not gonna go so well, if I'm being honest. Your family will worry about what you do. You will be broke, until your days are through. Financially speaking, you'll be so screwed. It's not the fulfilling life you were promised. Unless you sign, on the line, of this contract. (Financial gains). I can ease your mind, you'll be fine, with this contract. (Fill out your name). You'll be like a king, with the world on a string, with this contract. (Sign in blood). Just abandon your home, grab your phone, die alone with this contract. 5, 6, 7, 8. Just know that fame comes with a price. When everyone treats you so nice. When everything fits like a glove. You'll never let yourself find love. Is it love, or are they lying? As long as you're rich, someone is trying. And when those pockets finally dry. You'll be alone for when you die. (When you die). (When you die). (When you die). (When you die). (When you die). (When you die). (When you die). (When you die). (When you die). (When you die). Your parents abuse you. (When you die). (When you die). (When you die). (When you die). Your friends will abuse you. (When you die). (When you die). (When you die). (When you die). I hope your alright, with that.
Every now and then I find myself coming back to this. I un-ironically love the tune and find it to be incredibly well written for such a goofy video. The “contract” section gives me goosebumps every time. So good. Thanks Daniel.
Me toooo! 😁 The videography and editing are so creative & fun, as is the sound design, and honestly as a creative the lyrics hit rather too close to home!! 😅
0:52 - 1:22 is pretty fire, not gonna lie. I'd totally listen to Daniel keep singing as a devil trying to convince someone to sign a contract like this XD
It's been two years, and I still feel the need to play even just a little bit of this song whenever I play on my piano. I don't know why, but it's stuck in my head.
Plot twist: Staan just likes to mess with people with contracts, knowing they won't actually sign it, and think they're a better person, making their day, Hence the utter confusion Staan has when Daniel is so willing to sign
Not gonna lie, as a guy, I'm a little jealous he can pull it off so well. When I put on makeup, I just look like a girl. If done right, a pretty girl. But a pretty girl is not my goal lmao.
For a random bit, this would actually make a decent premise for a musical. An aspiring artist is approached by the devil and tries to endlessly fight with his decision.
simply, amazing. who else put this video on loop just to listen to the song over and over? no wonder so many people sign satans contract. he has an amazing fricken voice.
I didn't realize originally that when he tries to sign it with a pen, the background voice says to sign in blood and that's when he stops, and how he knows that he needs to later.
There really isn't much of a difference between CZcams Daniel and Twitter Daniel and it terrifies me. Twitter just has shorter, more numerous, versions of this stuff.
This is called an identity. Its when people use the same word to rhyme in a song, which, if in character(so said character would repeat words to get the idea stuck) it's a valid technique.
plot twist: he played minecraft while Staan was talking because he was starting to realise he was right and decided to play minecraft instead of being an artist.
*i love how at **2:05** the choice is AN ARTIST, then the screen shifts to staan, and when it shifts back do daniel, the choice selected is something sensible, and then it's back to AN ARTIST*
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Here before auto-tuned Staan becomes the best selling artist in recorded history
Me too
XD same
Is it copyrighted yet???
I have some not evil ideas ;V;
sorry, you’re a few million years too late
Dropping my comment here as a proof
Staan is so polite. He even knocked before coming in.
better than my mom
He’s also a really good singer
This is Eminem’s Stan after he died in 2000.
devil doesn't come in uninvited dontcha know?
Yes
"Satan?"
"I'm not Satan, I'm Staan"
"Oh that's different"
This was one of my favorite lines
Staan is an anagram and Daniel's cat will make the suit look super cute
@Mr. Grim, Loved it.
I8
yeah
The devil: *Explaining that he will never be in love*
Daniel: *playing Minecraft*
Lmaoo 💀
daniel being an aroace legend
Dan's just like "Hey look, I'm a Gamer, I'll never find it either way"
“Well I’m not Satan I’m *Staan* “
“ *OH THATS DIFFERENT* “
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honestly the best commercial ever
Well yeah.... it is DiFfErEnT
666 likes. Just sayin.
Staan talks about being an artist... and then sings an original song-
Well he is a demon.
@DevilEntity Playz its a bot so don't worry about it
Lmfao
Lmao
Yeah he signed a contract with Satan
I have several things to address
“I’m not Satan, I’m Staan!” is the funniest thing I’ve heard all day
Daniel looks too good with dark eyeshadow
This song is kind of awesome
The chorus is literally “When you die, when you die, when you diiiiiiie”
Daniel can do literally everything. Sing, play piano, make things out of a balloon, act, and I’m sure there’s a lot more
Daniel: *pulls out bagpipes*
Daniel Thrasher man of many talents
Agree with everything you said hey does look good too 😉 🖤
I love the song!!😂
This isn’t a sketch, it’s actually Daniel’s origin story as an artist
Ok, but that eyeliner makes his eyes sparkle so much.
This tbh.
Why You Gotta Start Off Your Sentence With The
Ok Though?
@@JB-jo1dh why you gotta end every sentence with tho tho? You don't have to end every sentence with tho tho
You read my mind ngl
Ikr
“It’s not Satan, it’s Staan”
*wow, that’s different*
Santa also same thing
I guess you could say... IT AIN'T FAMILIAH!
@@dragoncomosaics9282 Once instead of writing 'Santa' I accidentally wrote 'Satan' and my teacher got really confused
it is
lol 666th like
0:51 omg why is this little bit so good? It gave me goosebumps!.... this entire song is gold even though it's for a skit!😭🤚
Idk why but it reminds me of smth... It sounds awesome tho! (Got back to this song after long time lol)
The nostalgia hit me like a truck
@@unknownunknown-od2eg I've also been trying to find out what it reminds me of. It kind of sounds like the chorus of Save the Hero by Beyonce, but sped up. Maybe it's another case of "when you accidentally write a song that already exists" or maybe I'm just crazy. Either way it sounds so good!
It reminds me of something too. Literally spent the last 25 minutes trying to find the song...
It does sound a bit like a sped-up version of that Beyonce song, but it also sounds like something else. Tearing my brain apart just to try and remember what it is lol.
@@anteaterborzoiTheBigBorzoi It kiiiinda reminds me of both 'clocks' and 'a sky full of stars' by Coldplay. Just has that sound of similar chord progression 🤔
Alternate ending:
Staan- wanna make a deal?
Daniel- nope
*sketch at the end that happens to be paid for*
is it just me or is he rocking that eyeliner
It’s not just you.the eyeliner looks great on him
Yes I agree
True
He looks amazing
not just you, he looks amazing
Staan's eyeshadow and eyeliner game IS AS HARD AS HIS TUNES
Ikr
666 likes bro
Alex Harris ok alex
Well not any more
There's no eyeliner, but I AGREE!
Daniel dressed as the devil can have my soul anyday. Holy hell. How handsome.
Lyrics:
5, 6, 7, 8.
Hey kid I hear that you wanna be an artist?
It's not gonna go so well, if I'm being honest.
Your family will worry about what you do.
You will be broke, until your days are through.
Financially speaking, you'll be so screwed.
It's not the fulfilling life you were promised.
Unless you sign, on the line, of this contract.
(Financial gains).
I can ease your mind, you'll be fine, with this contract.
(Fill out your name).
You'll be like a king, with the world on a string, with this contract.
(Sign in blood).
Just abandon your home, grab your phone, die alone with this contract.
5, 6, 7, 8.
Just know that fame comes with a price.
When everyone treats you so nice.
When everything fits like a glove.
You'll never let yourself find love.
Is it love, or are they lying?
As long as you're rich, someone is trying.
And when those pockets finally dry.
You'll be alone for when you die.
(When you die).
(When you die).
(When you die).
(When you die).
(When you die).
(When you die).
(When you die).
(When you die).
(When you die).
(When you die).
Your parents abuse you.
(When you die).
(When you die).
(When you die).
(When you die).
Your friends will abuse you.
(When you die).
(When you die).
(When you die).
(When you die).
I hope your alright, with that.
@@AlphaLul I think so too
I thought it was "your parents will lose you" but that makes more sense
Thank you very much!
Oh, great lyrics.
I thought is was "When your pockets find you dry" but 👍
I need a t shirt that says "I'm not Satan, I'm STAAN."
YES I WOULD BUY THAT DHDHRHR
Me too omg
Betttttt
Yes.
"Oh! That's different!"
When you realize that -Satan- *"Staan"* is the one with morals here.
How are u everywhere?!?!?!?!
You're everywhere omg
@@personman9435 It's a Gintama meme. You can't escape
Why hello there 😉
Daniel is the *true* devil
"I"m not Satan, I'm Staan!"
Well he sounds completely trustworthy and totally not suspicious at all!
Okay but 1:07 gives perfect musical vibes
When you realize that Satan is the one with morals here.
South Park made that clear in Bigger, Longer and Uncut.
*staan
Staan
that's....not true
Oh hello again
These "celebrity" singers should takes notes from Staan, literally no auto-tune.
• Aye It's Ami • I can feel an r/whooosh coming
@@alaneththered3714 r/whooooosh
yup no autotune
I broke 666 likes thanks (3rd time this week?)
And his voice is polyphonic!
7 months later, and I’m still waiting on a public release for this.
Every now and then I find myself coming back to this. I un-ironically love the tune and find it to be incredibly well written for such a goofy video. The “contract” section gives me goosebumps every time. So good. Thanks Daniel.
Me toooo! 😁 The videography and editing are so creative & fun, as is the sound design, and honestly as a creative the lyrics hit rather too close to home!! 😅
Satan.. Staan.. Nasta..
SANTA, WAIT A SECOND-
I-I-I whaaaaaaaattttt!
Natas
Natas spin
SKATEBOARDS
im sorry.. im really sorry
@@fennix_va4508 andy anderson is so good at those
@@madhavakinnicutt5371 time to go watch Andy Anderson
Let's just respect the fact that this man has never clickbaited us.
How do you clickbait a skit video
Blank Boi your pfp is the best thing in the world
Blank Boi You add naked women to the thumbnail.
Daniel basically anti-clickbaits his videos. you get wayyy more than what you expect.
Dr. Milk 111%
2:11 why did this part genuinely make me feel something, like it's so beautiful
0:52 - 1:22 is pretty fire, not gonna lie. I'd totally listen to Daniel keep singing as a devil trying to convince someone to sign a contract like this XD
Alternate title: "Daniel tells the story of how he started his CZcams career"
Plot twist
@Veonnj Caines True I mean.... look at billie eilish :/
*STONKS*
STONKS?
Who did satan's eye makeup?
*Staan
*Staan
*Staan
And the hair it like some shade of brown/red.
*Staan
When this actually sounds like it could be in a movie where the main character has to make a big decision
Legit was surprised at how smooth the lyrics were, I could listen to “you’ll be like a king with the world on a string” for hours.
According to legend, this man’s house is only filled with costumes, balloons and clones of himself.
This is true
😂😂😅😹🤣🤣
And one piano
Wow...
Wow.......!
ami cz Actually he has more than 1 piano
Every one talking about Staan singing in auto tune while I'm here:
Damn, Daniel can makeup better than me?!
I mean...
You did see him as pop-pop, right?
Damn Daniel, back at it again with the killer makeup
There`s a reason he stays on top.
That's what i thought lol
Yaaaaaaaaas ikr I can't like y am I so bad
The harmonies on "when you die" are super nice.
It's been two years, and I still feel the need to play even just a little bit of this song whenever I play on my piano. I don't know why, but it's stuck in my head.
Can you share the sheet? or just some instructions? haha
ahh yes Staan, we've all come across one before in our life
Hahaha what about Satan? 😂
@@millacruz750 There would be way more successful Artists if it were easy to make contact
Mine was a jeeef, he had balloon ears and cheese.
JOSHUA PAYRODA Hahahha
El Tercero Hahaha oh no 😂
Okay but why is Staans smokey eye game better than I could ever? *damn boi*
He's a good-looking guy with or without make-up, but I *love* that smokey eye! It looks so good on him!
No he doesn't sleep
I was so focused on those smokey eyes of staan that I didn't pay attention to the song
Deada$$! I’m pausing and getting my makeup bag...
@@ychinchilly literally same 💀💀 I had to go back and rewatch
I like how he doesn’t question how a dude named Stan broke into his house and offered him a trade for his soul.
Idk why but I am SO FRIGGIN ADDICTED to this song 😂
The people he meet really are strange:
Hoodie guy
Talent fairy
King
Staan
Demon
Don’t forget Sire
What about Dennis
Jazz demon
The squire is crying right now.
What about Guard? and the horse?
Staan: “Hey, sign this contract”
Daniel: “Okay”
Staan: “Wait-“
honestly i'm suprised too that he was that eager to sign it
@Kairi F that's true, I don't know what I was expecting but it definitely wasn't that
Stan was like "nah fuck that i want to see suffering you aren't ready"
maybe he already signed the contract
Yeah
I love how this man is such a good musician that he even sounds amazing with disgusting amounts of autotune.
2:16 is actualy one of the funniest scenes in the video but with the song it becomes dramatic
“Just abandon your home, grab your phone die alone with this contract”
*that line is so good.*
it's like hamilton-level rhyming
We're getting into Bo Burnham territory
I hate that line because it’s the only part in my head
I think it may be "Just abandon home, grab your phone, dial on with this contract"
Edit: forgot a part of the line
@@samuelhenryguzman-santamar5258 no it’s die alone because later in the song it implies that when you die you’ll be alone if your famous
Plot twist: Staan just likes to mess with people with contracts, knowing they won't actually sign it, and think they're a better person, making their day, Hence the utter confusion Staan has when Daniel is so willing to sign
Kingarthur 109 why doesn’t this have more likes
Totally canon
@@emelemon_ concidered canon
Satan's failed brother
@@saisubramanyamrajumohangou7819 ...angles?
@@camrenkimmerling9406 ok then failed son
My favorite line: “you’ll be like a king with the world on a string with this contract.”
That line hit different.
Daniel PLEASE put this on Spotify
Does anyone else here really like Daniel in eye shadow
YES!
Yep.
_I need help_
Not gonna lie, as a guy, I'm a little jealous he can pull it off so well. When I put on makeup, I just look like a girl. If done right, a pretty girl. But a pretty girl is not my goal lmao.
Me in the comments waiting for someone to say it
@@rebeccagauss5153 like Daniel please wear eyeshadow more often please
When even Satan is questioning your life decisions
He ain’t Satan
He's staan.
Nah it's staan
*Staan
Staan
This is actually based on a true story based on one of Daniel's own experiences with staan.
Your parents when you get your first relationship: 0:26
"I would have thought that Daniel was going crazy, if he wasn't already this way before quarantine"
Same mate
Ok true my guy 😂
Person: Whats your job
Daniel: *It’s complicated*
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honestly the best commercial ever
Ppp Chiv bruh
Well, actor
"I make balloon uhm- animals? No no no things balloon things in a video and uhm yeah I make balloon things"
I’m in love with staans makeup
I've come back to listen to this WAY too many times!!!
I've started listening to this and some of his other songs everyday....I'm sure its healthy
Daniel stop, I'm trying to be famous
Big fan gus's brother
Never give up Sven i will always be there for you like pewdiepie was for you.
SVEN WHATR YOU DOING HERE
❤️
Pretty sure you're already famous homie
For a random bit, this would actually make a decent premise for a musical. An aspiring artist is approached by the devil and tries to endlessly fight with his decision.
Short story coming up...
I PROMISE YOU ALL I WILL MAKE THIS REAL
This is a great idea! As a big musical lover i would totally listen to it
FERB I KNOW WHAT WE’RE GONNA DO TODAY
@@deadchannel2706 Let us know when you do it!
Daniel doesn't need autotune. Autotune needs Daniel.
simply, amazing. who else put this video on loop just to listen to the song over and over? no wonder so many people sign satans contract. he has an amazing fricken voice.
I didn't realize originally that when he tries to sign it with a pen, the background voice says to sign in blood and that's when he stops, and how he knows that he needs to later.
Omg you're right, that makes it so much funnier! Nice catch!
I didn't even catch that
el oh el so smart
I didn't realise either, that makes it even funnier😂
1:11
When the song is actually a banger
Woah this is weird. I was just watching one of your animation videos!
😲
Dude it sounds like a epic pop song😂
Can't stop hittin that replay button
Yeah, I didn't even knew I was into this kind of music 😅
Why does Daniel have so many talents!?!?
As an artist I can confirm this is what happens, sometimes it differs depending on the kind of art like if it’s visual or auditory
I can definitely see this as a Disney movie
hey there diotama
omg same bruh
0:51-1:22 sounds like a disney song
Daaamn actually true. But they wouldn't show case this much cuz like it's the truth xd
D I O
I need a full version of Staan’s song on Spotify
Agreed
Agreed
Ye
Along with the cat song he made.
I mean, his kitten made
Petition for Daniel to put it on his Spotify
📝
Heck yeah, Staan is rocking that eyeliner
Staan needs to release his own album.
Daniel: *Clicks pen and prepares to sign*
Demonic chorus: "Sign in blood"
Daniel: *Clicks pen again and puts it away*
666 likes. I'm not gonna ruin it.
Dead☠☠😂
Lol i didn't realize that lol
@@vamrack8344 lol
"Sign in blood" 😂😂😂
Can confirm as a artist, staan did come to my house singing about the contract 👌
Got a hate staan worst neighbor ever.
Did you sign the contract
Ella Forlin he didn’t let me, freaking waste of blood if you ask me
Did he look like Daniel or yourself?
KalebTheTitan 17 Daniel obviously
He even makes the messages at the end exciting to watch by making balloon aliens. This guy is amazing
He looks so cute with eyeliner!
My therapist: Auto tuned Satan doesn’t exist he can’t hurt you
Auto tuned Satan:
You mean Staan.
Head on over to Jacksfilms channel for some autotuned Jesus to balance you out.
To be honest I'm Christian and I actually enjoy this song lol it kind of catchy, I like how he is Satan and helping people
*staan
That's not autotune
Staan: "I hope you're alright with that"
Daniel: *is alright with that*
Staan: ight imma head out
He can't actually provide these things, he's just here to convince people that they don't want to trade love and stuff for fame and fortune
That final "oh God" joke was incredible
This is my favourite video of yours! We need a longer version, a sequel, preferably a whole musical!!!
*THE PATH*
Choose your career:
°An Artist
°Something Sensible
Ouch 🙃
As an artist I am somewhat offended...
I'm in this comment and I don't like it.
@@xx_udontknowme_xx It's true, though. I'm a musician, but family is far more important than fame.
Weston Kenyon Music I don’t do it for fame. It relaxes me and I like to be creative
There really isn't much of a difference between CZcams Daniel and Twitter Daniel and it terrifies me. Twitter just has shorter, more numerous, versions of this stuff.
Why is this the only comment daniel hearted??? And why did he heart it??
@@GamingGabeYT he knows the truth...
I advertised his Twitter for him
@@GamingGabeYT *Shhhhh just deal with it lmao 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂!!!*
Geez your very lucky pls how?
Twitter Daniel is pretty much just unfiltered CZcams Daniel
Daniel. we NEED the full version of this song.
Can we just have a bit of respect for Daniel here for putting the makeup on for this 😂
This is probably the catchiest song about how many ways your life can go wrong when you become an artist.
just sign the contract, it can't go wrong
@@oerlikon20mm29 at least you’ll once be famous in your lifetime
honestly idek why we do it.... it's like, probably the poorest life choice.... but hey you wanna be an ARTIST!!!!!
What about this is the most chatches song this you ever heard
I mean one guy wanted to be an artist and wrote a book instead. It's called Mein Kampf
Those aren't eyeliners. That's just Daniel not sleeping for weeks on end.
Ooooooof
You mean eyeshadow?
@@pasta1048 thought the same thing😂
@@pasta1048 my eyeliners turn into eyeshadow if you leave them on long enough. the possibilities as an artist can transform...
Thats ne whitmy school sleep
I watch this video at least once a month. The song is SUCH A BOP!
I love how "Staan" Is actually worried and no longer wants him to sign the contract
this man...
just rhymed...
Contract with contract.
In Hamilton king George rymed subject with subject with subject with subject. I mean... I think he beat staan
A man rhymed "am" with "am."
This is called an identity. Its when people use the same word to rhyme in a song, which, if in character(so said character would repeat words to get the idea stuck) it's a valid technique.
Also glove with deglove
Should all jokes be explained?
My therapist: It’s okay, Staan the autotune demon isn’t real; he can’t hurt you.
Staan the autotune demon:
@Fadel Yassine That’s the thing about memes, my dude: some find them funny, some don’t, and that’s okay!
@@taylormonk4222 the best way to respond to criticism
@@zoegeorge9920 love the pfp!
@@nh-pb4mq thank you!!
S t a a n
if this was a serious song i'd add this to my playlist😂
I love this song so much, I know it off by heart...
I *need* it on Spotify!
“Every once in a while daniel has to remind us that he’s a musician”
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Yeah because I usually think that he is a balloon artist.
Twoset Violin feels the same way
@@Killerbee4712 Lingling wannabe! :0
hahahahah
plot twist: Stan's actually an artist who's trying to discourage others from making the same mistake he did
plot twist: he played minecraft while Staan was talking because he was starting to realise he was right and decided to play minecraft instead of being an artist.
It's actually S-T-A-A-N
*staan
Well its staan but yeah
Staan
I'm so sad that there's not more videos in this saga. It's so good.
Just have to keep playing this one on repeat I guess.
Okay, but why is the song actually a bop
You're probably the only creator I actually watch the sponsored part of
Me too
Yeah same, consistently at least.
Not even internet historian?
Same
The only one that I won’t self promote the one that I see every single minute of
Staan: OH MY GOD
God: *God has entered the chat*
Staan: Im good
God: *god has left the chat*
God is disappointed that his estranged son has finally called him after 2000 years just to say he buttdialed him
Veonnj Caines Clearly, they have
I was about to comment this.
1:18 i dont know but i loved that "Die alone" Part so much
I've been waiting for someone to say this
Honestly, his voice is so good! It actually surprises me, I also dig the lyrics and the bass vocal is honestly what made this so cool
This is Daniel's message that he's going insane. The piano controls him.
Made me laugh!
No it’s not, it’s the origin how this all happened how the piano learned to play him it was the contract....
:O
At least he'll always be in key.
“Satan?”
“No I’m Staan!”
IT AIN’T FAMILIAH.
muse of april underrated comment
"IT AIN'T FAMILIAH"
this AINT FAMILIAH
IT AINT FAMILAH
@@potocurry IT STILL AINT FAMILIAH
*i love how at **2:05** the choice is AN ARTIST, then the screen shifts to staan, and when it shifts back do daniel, the choice selected is something sensible, and then it's back to AN ARTIST*