Unforgettable Parent-Teacher Conferences
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Wow, I thought I’ve had crazy parent meetings. Hollywood just needs to interview real teachers for their scripts. No need to make up anything.
After watching this video, especially the last one, Hollywood can’t make up anything as crazy as their real stories!
I taught French for 34 years. In one of my first open house events, I had a parent ask me why his child had to take a foreign language. His rationale for arguing with school policy was that since Jesus spoke English, it was good enough for his child,too.
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Jesus spoke English, um wow. Did he speak it with a southern drawl, maybe a crisp London accent, or could he have been Australian? I'd love to know.
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@@sweetpie7919😂😂😂😂😂😂
@sweetiepie7019 my thoughts exactly! He probably thought Christ was white too. lol
"Too many numbers"
I just barely survived all three rounds of Engineering Calc and that sounds like the best problem to have
Maybe she brought the uterus to be like “you know what, I’m done. You can have the kid and the organ that grew him” 😭😭🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
“Looking like a woolly mammoth - and hereby thought they were extinct”
I’m dead 😂 on the floor 😂 my belly’s hurting from laughing
Mine too!😂
When I taught first grade my classroom was in the back of the building. I had a set of parents by the time they got to me for our parent teacher conference looked so defeated. Apparently, they had been stopped by at least 4 teachers to talk about their child's behavior. I felt so sorry for them that I had to come up with some good news real quick to tell them about their child before I had to talk to them about their child's behavior. 😆
Omg, you too.
How many teachers does a first grader have?
@@doctormorgan5353 if it's still like how it was when I was in first grade in 2004-2005, about.....4 or 5 I think it was? homeroom, p.e., art, librarian.....I feel like there was more
maybe this kid was just really infamous for bothering every other classroom in the grade
Watching you crack up about the uterus is the best thing! I loved watching you laugh! You are funny and great
Your laugh is like sunshine and rainbows, I love it!!! 😂😂😂😂♥️♥️
Bri’s laugh always gets me! 😂❤ I love her comedic style so much.
Me too! 😂❤
And her expressions!
Why didn't I get the option to keep my uterus in a jar? I feel gipped. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
And ppl ask me why I’m a librarian and not a Gen Ed teacher. The farther away from parents the better. 😅
Until book fair week!
Most school librarians are called "library teachers" (like art teachers, gym teachers, music teachers...) because they teach the same number of classes per day as classroom teachers. Only they don't teach the same group of children all day, each day. They will teach a second grade class, and then a fourth grade class, followed by a third grade class, back to a second grade class (different lesson plans) before lunch. Your lunch time is not the 45 min. uninterrupted time of most classroom teachers. You have 15 min. at the beginning (assuming the teacher came to pick up the class before lunch on time and the parent volunteer didn't talk your ear off after the class left) to get to the staff room and eat your lunch for maybe 10 minutes. Then you (and the music, or art, or gym teacher) are on duty in the cafeteria for 15 min. which includes supervising the clean-up and moving the students outside (the classroom teachers on duty, before you come, watch the kids sitting at their tables eating), and then you watch them on the playground and hope against hope that the classroom teachers who are coming to relieve you are not more than 5 min. late since you have your next class to set up for. There are parent volunteers (often on a rotating basis for each class so multiple parents can "check out" what's going on for every class). Most are wonderful, but many are needy, too, and you are not "far away" from the parents.
During parent conferences in October a mom was telling me that her daughter was failing my science class because of me. I pulled up her grades and showed her she was failing all her classes, so no, not me. Ha ha the parent stomped out of the room!
OMG! If I had a nickel for everytime I've had this one. I felt so powerful the first time I'm figured this one out.
At Open house I had a grandmother look at my student's Mom and say, "OMG! She smiles too much!"
I once had an uncle of my fave (girl) student show up for P/T conference. The next day, the student came up to me and told me that her uncle told her to ask me if I'd go out with him.
I was a Para at a high school English class . There was a female student who liked me so much that she wanted to set me up with her single Dad. Needless to say I had to shut that down.
Brie’s laugh is so contagious!!!!! ❤❤
The uterus has me rolling 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I was a substitute teacher at the most dangerous high school in the ghetto where students have house arrest anklets on and am currently working at a hospital emergency department front desk. I’ve seen some crazy things. I literally just finished my 12 hour shift and had a long day. And this made me laugh so hard while brushing my teeth I accidentally spit toothpaste all over my mirror! I cannot wait to show it to my coworkers tomorrow! This is the funniest & most bizarre type of shit I’ve ever heard!!!
The most dangerous schools I've worked in are in my own rural community, 1994-2020.
Apparently, the fed research agrees with me.
All my 12 yr olds have hunting licenses, wrifles, machetes, & IEPS & 504, & they know how to use them efficiently.
They hunt & kill anything that moves & brag abt it on the regular.
Had an IEP student & parent show up at my house & asked if they cd kill all the wild turkeys (e.g., 2-flocks of 20), 4 deer ( e.g., 1-dow & 3-fawns), 3-peacocks, & raccoons hiding on our acreage because they'd kill all the ones that were on their smaller 2-acres.
I said, "No, because we have pet fowl, we don't kill our pets, hunting season ended for the year, & you're not allowed to shoot within 100 yards of a residential area.
Dad took one look at our lovely white goose Bernard & said nice breast. "If yah feed it. Yah mite...as well eat it."
I'm happily in the inner city where I'd have to actually do something to get shot not just cause I'm breathing.
It's a long round-trip drive but I'm still alive.
What a PTC that was! Thanks rural parents.
I transferred to the inner city where there is just mouthy silly brawling.
But more importantly, I left behind the black,white, & red occult mafia in rural America.
Yea her of 33 years and this stuff really happens.
Last year during COVID, I had zoom parent teacher conferences like most people did. My conferences were fairly normal except for one. The mom had her phone propped up on the dryer, and she proceeded to fold her laundry during the conference. When she stepped back from the dryer, I could see that all she was wearing was an unbuttoned shirt and no pants! At least she had on underpants, but still! Thank god I never had to face her in person after that!
Oh my
Hilarious. About wet my pants when you started giggling over the "uterus in a jar." God bless all you teachers who deal with this sort of stuff on a daily basis.
I didn't know they give it back after its removed
The worst conferences are when the parent talks about themselves, their lives, brag about their jobs and how much they travel and how their child used to be in previous years.
I can’t stop laughing either 😆
Thank you for a belly laugh. I needed it today!
I loved how you were laughing so much that you couldn't breathe.
Ok, the uterus in a jar story...? WTF???? 😂😂😂😂😂
Yu have the most amazing laugh! If you were reciting the alphabet and started laughing, I'd be cracking up right along with you! 😄❤
I figured out why I like these offerings - besides the host laugh & ways - so much. It makes me feel good that I was a good to great parent. The chutzpah of these parents is staggering
The best part of this whole video was your laughing at the end. My daughter ALWAYS gets a kick out of me when I do that “wheeze laugh”! ♥️♥️♥️
Her laughter is so addictive. 😆
I was a teacher’s assistant and a student i worked with over heard the teacher saying she hopes the students mom doesn’t have anymore kids. The next day the student showed the teacher her mother’s uterus in a jar and said, “see my mom won’t have anymore kids.”
That was the strangest call home I ever did. The mom told me she sent the student with it because the mom strongly dislikes the teacher and wanted to teacher a lesson about how to talk around children.
During a PTC, a parent said I was a verbally abusive teacher because her 6th grade son video taped me yelling at him during class, once.
I was too embarrassed & to exhausted to write out my 12th referral & to tell both the AP & parent he was on porn instead of iReady reading intervention.
I had a chance to out him using his school laptop report, pic I snapped with my cell, & the laptop history but when she demanded he be removed fm my class, I jumped on it.
Yes, I agree that perhaps it's not a gd fit. I highly agree he might be better served elsewhere.
Within a week, he was crying to his new teacher that he didn't belong in her class of high performers & wanted to return to my class. No way!
He md his bed now it's made.
How on earth was a child (I'm guessing 11 or 12?) able to access pornography in a classroom? Why was this even possible - why weren't the security settings on? What is the world coming to?!
He made his bed, now he must lie in it.
Maybe the “date night” parent worked third shift and the morning was her equivalent of most people’s evenings?
I can't even catch my breath from laughing so hard after the last one
The laugh just killed me! LOL
Had one parent tell me I had to entertain her kid and " clown around"...and make the kids laugh all lesson.
First of all, I just want to know why the surgeon gave the woman her uterus in a jar to take home???
My crazy guess…she asked for it for her child’s show and tell. I’m sure the hospital staff was confused but just like teachers they had no say… and beside common sense would’ve flew over her head.
Depends on how long ago it was, when I was a kid they were fine to give me my appendix to take home and same when I had my first wisdom tooth out, by the time my last wisdom tooth was taken out I wasn't allowed near it or to take it home as it was medical waste.
Her laugh! 😂🤣
That was my exact thought!
But...why????
These clips need to be a show. So flipping funny!!
Your wheezy laughter is making me snortle!!
Damn! can see why some of these children may be traumatized with the crazy actions & stuff come out of their parents mouths!
I would be so disturbed if I saw someone bring a uterus to Parent-Teacher Conferences!
Your laugh makes this video 10 times funnier
We've had kids show up to Google classroom in towels post shower and parents have walked in the background in underwear. Nothing surprises me anymore.
These parent teacher conferences need to be zoom only for some
I had a parent complain about her son’s behavior AT HOME then proceed to tell me it was my responsibility to discipline him and correct that behavior. Did I mention this behavior was AT HOME?
Another student’s parents told me I just needed to understand his daughter’s profane language and tendency to become so violent she screamed and punched other students because she competed in rodeos and those people were rough.
I had a parent fall asleep three times during a P/T conference. I also had a child horribly fail a math test. The mother came in (with dad as reinforcement) to complain to me about her daughter's test score. I went through every mistake with the parents who are from a foreign country, but have lived in the USA for several years by this time. She couldn't find any mistakes in the scoring of the test on my part until she saw that one question used the ➗ symbol, which we have obviously used in class countless times. The mom said that is not what is used in their home country and that the question should not be marked incorrect. I just looked at the mom, marked the question "ok". She was all smiles. The child's score changed insignificantly staying in the 40% range. She left feeling she had somehow won a battle with me. Needless to say, this parent was a thorn all year long.
bored teachers NEED to release tshirts , i'd wear one to school
Thanks for the much needed giggles and I love the cat hiss
I had a parent call me after the conference just to tell me it was the worst conference she had ever been to because I didn't complement her child once! She said all I told her was his grades, state scores,😢 and how to help him at home.
I'm dying here over show & tell!
You are the bomb, we need more teachers like you
I love you! I love your facial expressions and gestures!
Your laugh is my favorite and always makes me smile 🙂
The uterus story. I am without words.
9 months later I still randomly think of the uterus one and roll on the floor laughing!
Love this and your laughter is the best.
OMG I love these clips. So freaking funny!
that laugh is such a vibe
I needed that laugh, uterus in a jar! Wow just wow
It's your laugh for me!
Your hiss made me laugh! 😂😂
I will click on any video this lady is involved in.
Me too.
Not the uterus in a jar! 😂😂😂
Your laugh is the best lol
You would have been my favorite teacher! I love real people. I was a chatter box but I believe you would have known how to direct my energy!
Now everytime I see a jar with something in it, my first guess is always going to be uterus.
Haven't laughed so hard for ages THANK YOU you've made my week!NZ watching with interest and listening with great pleasure thank you.
I love your laugh!!! 🤣🤣🤣 You Cannot make this stuff up.
You have such an amazing laugh, I love it!
OMG, can I say how much I love you and your channel! Thanks for making my morning! 😂
"Or would you like to swing on a star
Carry a uterus home in a jar?"
Ok, that did it! I hurt myself laughing 😂😂😂😂
She's still my fav. So funny.
Thank you for these videos , Wow , ❤
Teacher: Mom, what is that in the jar?
Mom: This is the parent, this is where my son came from.
You have the funniest stories!!
It’s to funny 😂🤣3:08
i just love your videos.
love your hissing! 😂
The laugh at 3:25 is amazing 😂🤣
I was an in-home mental health therapist for kids and families. The dad of one family almost NEVER wore a shirt. As in in no shirt 98% of the time. I won’t mention some of the gross things he did in front of me.
Omg, I wish I knew these situations were available when my kids were little.....I could have really stepped up my game for embarrassing them! Lmao!
Love your channel, thank you. Merry Christmas to you and your family.
You have the best reactions. It makes me happier
You are so funny! The stories are great, but YOUR response is killing me! 😂😂😂
When we were teaching online, I had a kid's dad walk through the room in nothing but his underwear. Fortunately the kid saw and turned his camera off right away... but damn.
Not the uterus LAWDDDDDDD!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
The lady with the uterus... um.. this was a PARENT teacher conference.. so Eunice Uterus showed up.
You slay me. Thanks!
You are so funny!
You made me laugh so hard! Uterus in a jar! HAHAHAH Thank you!
I love your makeup in this video.
OMG how is it I just found your channel? Like, subscribed and lmao!
I had to rewind the "uterus in a jar" story to make sure I'd heard you correctly. What hospital would let someone take a uterus home post-op?? Isn't that considered medical waste or biohazard once all is said and done?
😂 These are funny.
O we all have these parent teacher meetings stories. I could fill a video with only stories of parents showing up drunk/high/tweeking
oh how i love you~
You can’t make this stuff up! Wow!
You're hilarious
I had no clue patients were even allowed to keep internal organs after removal.
On a lighter note: my first year teaching. I saw a girl get something that I strongly suspected was drugs from another student (we were having a pill issue at that time) and put it in her purse. Admin called Mom in. Admin explained the situation to Mom. Mom says to the girl, "Okay! Empty your purse out!" She resists, resists, resists. Finally, Mom grabs the purse and empties it on the desk. Among other things (including the pills) falls a vibrator that turned on. 😅
Life writes the best and the most unexpected scripts. Just can't make this shit up.
I recently had an IEP meeting and the grandmother stated that her 8th grade granddaughter (who we were meeting about) breastfeeds her doll. But she only does it every few months and they were trying to tell her that babies need to be breastfed every couple of hours! 😱😮😂😂😂 WHAT IN THE WORLD??😮
I don’t get where these people come from..but please can they go back
If I get a hysterectomy @ some point, I'm sending it to the Supreme Court, so they can keep a closer eye on it like they seem to want to!