@@owen1994 I'm not so sure about that. Disney has gone a long way since Walt died. Besides a Family Guy feature film would not be meant to be historically accurate or taken seriously. Would be nice to see Stewie as Achilles and include Patroclus.
@@owen1994 The fact that you would believe Family Guy would portray an accurate anything is hilarious. Sure the key elements would be there but everything else would be super exaggerated or played off as a joke. The gay scenes you mentioned would just be Bruce going around groping people.
During the Peloponnesian War, the night before the Athenian expedition to Sicily was supposed to sail, someone went through the whole city and broke the penises off all the public statues. This was as bad an omen as could be and everyone thought the army was doomed. Sure enough, the expedition was a disaster and the entire army was destroyed.
Pretty good, but I would've ended the Disney merger gag like this.... "Then what was the point of this whole merger?" (pause) "To get back at us for all those 'Walt Disney was a Nazi' jokes?! A-are you telling me that all those millions of dollars spent, running the Star Wars franchise into the ground, and taking the Futurama DVDs out of circulation while refusing to release the series on Disney fucking Plus was to get back at our writers for a joke we stopped using years ago?" (pause) "Yeah, I know it was in bad taste and it was inspired by a poorly researched biography, but come the fuck on!"
@@TheGodofEva Alcibiades was an Athenian statesman, orator, and general. According to Greek historian Plutarch, as Athen was preparing an expedition against Sparta, sacred statues (the hermai) were found mutilated withe their penises broken and some said Alcibiades was responsible. We don't know if these accusations were true (according to Plutarch it was all lies). But it was decided Alcibiade should stand trial on his return from the campaign. Not confident in the outcome of this impending trial, Alcibiades left the fleet and defected to the Spartans.
@@TheGodofEva And over the course of the net few years apparently became the next best thing to Loki, lying, cheating, and convincing everyone that they could totally trust him, and then doing shit to prove that they couldn't.
Disney owns it now. As well as 98% of history's fiction. After Disney owns all of fiction past, present, and future, they'll move on to own all of nonfiction as well. Soon all the world's flags will be replaced by Mickey Mouse.
0:29 how is there not a barcode on that thing? or better yet, WHY ISN'T IT IN PACKAGING TO KEEP IT STERILE?! the place i used to go to has toys like that in packaging. >:-(
Fun fact I actually think the Romans had a name called Roman and my name is Roman you can see by the title of my name so I believe that the name Roman originated from Rome or Mexico
I love how everyone’s always ripping on Meg but if there is a contest of who is better than someone she’d probably be the better one in the whole show of everyone
@@cheeseandtoast6338 To be frair to Disney, if they DID make the movie accurate, it'd probably be r-rated (anyone who's read Greek Mythology will tell you it ain't for kids).
@@AlbinoTanuki I agree, like I said I still love the movie. Something about Hercules murdering his family after Hera made him insane doesn’t make children all that happy.
Im sorry but family guy you broke the number one rule of making a bad movie or show Never reference a better movie or show thsn your own Launchpad Mcquack is from Duck Tales, the original and remake are rightly considered 2 of the best tv shows ever made (though the original is much more childish as its aimed purely at small kids) Having Launchpad woulda been amazing
I'd happily watch and pay for a full feature length Family Guy movie of the Trojan war.
@@owen1994 What makes you say that?
@@owen1994 I'm not so sure about that. Disney has gone a long way since Walt died.
Besides a Family Guy feature film would not be meant to be historically accurate or taken seriously.
Would be nice to see Stewie as Achilles and include Patroclus.
@@owen1994 The fact that you would believe Family Guy would portray an accurate anything is hilarious. Sure the key elements would be there but everything else would be super exaggerated or played off as a joke. The gay scenes you mentioned would just be Bruce going around groping people.
@@owen1994 What?
WWE88
Funny enough, there was a secret entrance into Troy which Odysseus used to launch a raid to get Achilles’s corpse back.
Wait srsly?
@@alfieag2766 Yes, it existed. The original purpose was to get supplies and reinforcements into Troy.
Then why use the horse if they could do that all along?
@@morehero1 Because retrieving Achilles corpse was a more pressing matter at the time.
@@emperorcaligula9098 10 years of war and there was a back door this whole time.
To be fair, Helen had 2 fathers , Tyndareus the mortal legal father and Zeus the immortal true father. And yes I know this was a Mama Mia reference
You forgot the 3rd father, the father-in-law.
@@13gan Atreus or Priam?
@@user-ee6ee3rd6f Pierce Brosnan
@@user-ee6ee3rd6fYes 😂
No one gonna talk about that toy
a better username to make that comment you could not ask for.
Ikr its clearly double ended.
Wew.
He still struggling with that didlo
"Launchpad Mcquack" lol
(in best Cap'n voice) I understood that reference
The very last joke is in fact an EXTREMELY cult reference
They couldn't just call him Launchpad like in the show, thye had to include his surname as well.
Alcibiades was framed and we all know it
Imagine if Homer knew that a show named family guy would animate his epic poems almost 3000 years into the future
It's always fascinating to think what people of the past will think of what we have today
You’re talking about the Greek Homer, not Homer Simpson, right?
@@gabeheartz13saravia97 the greek poet Homeros or Homer in english
0:25 that's why I love the background so much
Man I hate it when the bar code doesn't scan
During the Peloponnesian War, the night before the Athenian expedition to Sicily was supposed to sail, someone went through the whole city and broke the penises off all the public statues. This was as bad an omen as could be and everyone thought the army was doomed. Sure enough, the expedition was a disaster and the entire army was destroyed.
Oh no no you don't get to mention the defacing of the Herms without also mentioning the most interesting man in the ancient world!
Ok the Hercules bit was pretty funny lmfao
That Alcibiades reference tho😂😂😂😂
Stewie's Has a very elaborate large feather display in his helmet, and Christ has the smallest and simplest one.
I swear to God that cashier, at that point it would be easier just to type the product number in
It didn’t seem to bother him at all!
The cashier lol 😂
Disney in a nutshell.
That joke about the herms is actually so good wtf
The way carl was scanning the dil- i mean toy
Pretty good, but I would've ended the Disney merger gag like this....
"Then what was the point of this whole merger?" (pause) "To get back at us for all those 'Walt Disney was a Nazi' jokes?! A-are you telling me that all those millions of dollars spent, running the Star Wars franchise into the ground, and taking the Futurama DVDs out of circulation while refusing to release the series on Disney fucking Plus was to get back at our writers for a joke we stopped using years ago?" (pause) "Yeah, I know it was in bad taste and it was inspired by a poorly researched biography, but come the fuck on!"
Oh yeah I would have loved that. And that would have Absolutely fit.
Rage. Sing, oh goddess, the song of the rage of Stewie, son of Peter.
Who seen so many to the dors of Hades
Careful, Peter. Breaking weiners off statues is what put Alcibiades (450-404 BC) in trouble.
Care to enlighten the class?
@@TheGodofEva Alcibiades was an Athenian statesman, orator, and general. According to Greek historian Plutarch, as Athen was preparing an expedition against Sparta, sacred statues (the hermai) were found mutilated withe their penises broken and some said Alcibiades was responsible. We don't know if these accusations were true (according to Plutarch it was all lies). But it was decided Alcibiade should stand trial on his return from the campaign. Not confident in the outcome of this impending trial, Alcibiades left the fleet and defected to the Spartans.
and Critias too
@@TheGodofEva And over the course of the net few years apparently became the next best thing to Loki, lying, cheating, and convincing everyone that they could totally trust him, and then doing shit to prove that they couldn't.
@@alexandermackie7621 just curious you a fellow Overly Sarcastic Productions fan?
Or just a history fan
That's 2:28 minutes of my life. Not sure if that was well spent tho
I didn't hear a single thing Peter actually said.
Lmaooooo
Don’t be dissin my boy launchpad like that
“Hey Italians, put a book down once in a while.”
But Hercules isn't owned by Disney. It's an actual myth from the ancient Greek....
Disney owns it now. As well as 98% of history's fiction. After Disney owns all of fiction past, present, and future, they'll move on to own all of nonfiction as well. Soon all the world's flags will be replaced by Mickey Mouse.
@@ramell4 "Wait, it's all Disney?"
Mick Mouse: "Always has been... Hu ha!"
Disney " *You underestimate my powers!* "
Disney own their version of Hercules. Not to mention that his Greek name is Herakles, while Hercules is Roman.
Fun fact lazy bumps from family guy you can still have Hercules just can be Disney's Hercules
Wow, these new seasons of family guy do a good job at making me wonder why I havent killed myself yet.
All i seen was some bloke scanning a Broken candle stick
Launchpad could help with that.
They should do disney version on hercules
0:53 - 1:17 could have been a good cutaway gag
So Zeus and Tyndareus obviously. But whose guy the third guy?
How is this even a love story
Don't knock LaunchPad McQuack!
36 months ago 😮
No that were owned by Disney oh my God😂
What's the song at 1:50 ?
Dancing Queen - Abba. Used in the movie mamma Mia
@@vasilistrg WHICH ALSO TAKES PLACE IN GREECE
@@FD-eq1ig Indeed.
@@FD-eq1ig I have forgotten about this comment I've made. Beeing Greek myself that episode is soooo funny.
@@vasilistrg I am greek too
0:29 how is there not a barcode on that thing? or better yet, WHY ISN'T IT IN PACKAGING TO KEEP IT STERILE?! the place i used to go to has toys like that in packaging. >:-(
"used to go to" yeah sure
@@ZTM432 i moved to a different city. so, yeah, "used to go to" -__-
That must have been a demo dildo.
Fun fact I actually think the Romans had a name called Roman and my name is Roman you can see by the title of my name so I believe that the name Roman originated from Rome or Mexico
0:20 l thought l was watching hentai for a second
2:06
I don't understand how is family guy a family friendly cartoon .
I love how everyone’s always ripping on Meg but if there is a contest of who is better than someone she’d probably be the better one in the whole show of everyone
Disney doesn't own Hercules
There’s a Disney movie about Hercules, you should watch it. It’s really good, though extremely inaccurate
@@cheeseandtoast6338 To be frair to Disney, if they DID make the movie accurate, it'd probably be r-rated (anyone who's read Greek Mythology will tell you it ain't for kids).
@@AlbinoTanuki I agree, like I said I still love the movie. Something about Hercules murdering his family after Hera made him insane doesn’t make children all that happy.
Disney doesn't like you, Seth, and that's a good thing.
Im sorry but family guy you broke the number one rule of making a bad movie or show
Never reference a better movie or show thsn your own
Launchpad Mcquack is from Duck Tales, the original and remake are rightly considered 2 of the best tv shows ever made (though the original is much more childish as its aimed purely at small kids)
Having Launchpad woulda been amazing
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lmao why family guy is /lit/pilled
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And Yay! First comment lol