Family Guy - Trojan horse

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  • čas přidán 2. 12. 2019
  • Season 18, episode 07: Heart Burn
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  • @PoisonAlienful
    @PoisonAlienful Před 3 lety +3237

    Pay on delivery, no deposits required. The whole Greek economy.

    • @triple955ies
      @triple955ies Před 3 lety +25

      Not really but I see your point

    • @rickyruiz2447
      @rickyruiz2447 Před 3 lety +60

      @@triple955ies Ahh yes I too see the humor, though see the falacy in his statement, hmm yes I concur

    • @a.k8069
      @a.k8069 Před 3 lety +10

      untill the German banks showed up...

    • @PoisonAlienful
      @PoisonAlienful Před 3 lety +5

      @@triple955ies haha I apologize.

    • @christopherflack7629
      @christopherflack7629 Před 3 lety

      funny

  • @akshayvaishnav7080
    @akshayvaishnav7080 Před 3 lety +1275

    Dislikes are form Giant Horse building company

    • @gerarduspoppel2831
      @gerarduspoppel2831 Před 3 lety +13

      Or the turks!

    • @charlesg7926
      @charlesg7926 Před 2 lety

      LMAO. As a successful small business owner ($1.2 mil gross last year), the dislikes are probably from cheap/sketchy customers that don’t want to give down payments and got mad at the show pointing out how no down payments screws the business over 😂😂🤣

    • @charlesg7926
      @charlesg7926 Před 2 lety

      It’s why we always get 1/3 down payment and if they don’t want to give a down payment, then we say no thanks 😅

  • @CanadaMMA
    @CanadaMMA Před 3 lety +1019

    The best episodes of Family Guy are the ones that don't involve the "Family"

  • @sameerthakur720
    @sameerthakur720 Před 3 lety +531

    Even in school, the Hype about the Otenuse never really enthralled me.

    • @Jade_Bunbun
      @Jade_Bunbun Před 3 lety +11

      I hate that this took me a couple seconds to get, take my like

    • @yobelpetra8652
      @yobelpetra8652 Před 3 lety +3

      I understand that reference

    • @pugsnhogz
      @pugsnhogz Před 2 lety +1

      I started with "ha" but it soon progressed to "hahaha"

    • @Sorrelhas
      @Sorrelhas Před 2 lety +9

      Maybe they were high on pot-enuse

  • @andrewgrandfield7214
    @andrewgrandfield7214 Před 3 lety +593

    That's a very accurate map.

  • @darkfoxly7227
    @darkfoxly7227 Před 3 lety +208

    "What?!" At the end is prefect xD

  • @pageperpage
    @pageperpage Před 3 lety +501

    Im so high on potenuse

  • @my_other_side473
    @my_other_side473 Před 3 lety +105

    2,000 years later, until now the Giant Horse Company is still in Business. But they are now mostly selling a small replica of horses as souvenirs.

  • @zamthemaan4594
    @zamthemaan4594 Před 3 lety +165

    just noticed at the 50 sec mark, brians ears turn brown every so often.

    • @Gna-rn7zx
      @Gna-rn7zx Před 3 lety +42

      Whoa! Good catch! Colorer must have thought it was part of the helmet on some frames

    • @soham1
      @soham1 Před 3 lety +12

      0:50

    • @karunakaran5491
      @karunakaran5491 Před 3 lety +3

      Why did you notice it?

    • @wilfdarr
      @wilfdarr Před 2 lety +6

      It happens mid take at the 0:54. Weird!

    • @joyeswinderman3845
      @joyeswinderman3845 Před 2 lety

      That's funny I never that!

  • @sciencmath
    @sciencmath Před 3 lety +83

    As a law student taking Contracts I, that last joke hits differently

  • @darkskull9166
    @darkskull9166 Před 3 lety +60

    0:19 Amazing how they have sharpies and markers back then to draw over what I'm gonna say is a dry-erase map.

    • @TheKairon999
      @TheKairon999 Před 3 lety +12

      And they have cell phones about 2500 years give or take before they were invented

    • @SunlightonMoon
      @SunlightonMoon Před 3 lety

      Well there are ancient tech that are lost from time, so I say thats quite likely for them to have the tech. who knows the people in ancient greece are really smart.

    • @darkskull9166
      @darkskull9166 Před 3 lety +1

      @@SunlightonMoon I understand that, but they were not dr. Stone. How'd they discover the resources for some of these objects, like the phone?

    • @SunlightonMoon
      @SunlightonMoon Před 3 lety

      @@darkskull9166 For gold thats pretty easy, and for alcohol in the markers thats literally way too easy, as for silicon which is a major constituent in glass, Ive heard glassware was made in ancient greece so they couldve gotten silicon with a bit of experimenting. But the other stuff like chemicals used in doping the transistors for polarity, there could be some easier to find replacements.

    • @flamesthephoenix3665
      @flamesthephoenix3665 Před 3 lety +1

      @@SunlightonMoon bruh are you rly trying to tell me the greeks had cell phones come on now put down the pipe

  • @danielg335
    @danielg335 Před 3 lety +228

    Odysseus suggested the horse scheme.

    • @94oddy
      @94oddy Před 3 lety +1

      I was gonna comment that

    • @22espec
      @22espec Před 3 lety +2

      As always, the survivor of the war gets the glory.

    • @your_local_nobody1222
      @your_local_nobody1222 Před 3 lety

      Was Odysseus real?

    • @94oddy
      @94oddy Před 3 lety +8

      @@your_local_nobody1222 Yea, he was, some of the stories about him were probably just stories but he was a real king

    • @94oddy
      @94oddy Před 3 lety

      @@22espec What are you implying?

  • @mme9646
    @mme9646 Před 3 lety +20

    This is more accurate than netflix's show lmao

  • @CPT85
    @CPT85 Před 4 lety +261

    I was expecting him to say “Malaka!” at the end... 😏

    • @transformersrevenge9
      @transformersrevenge9 Před 3 lety +1

      Damn it Ziggy!

    • @CPT85
      @CPT85 Před 3 lety

      @@transformersrevenge9 Sailed over my head. What’s that a reference to? Ziggy King?

    • @transformersrevenge9
      @transformersrevenge9 Před 3 lety +3

      @@CPT85 It's from the Highly acclaimed tv show 'The wire', where an absolute fuckup of a character Ziggy, does a criminal deal with greeks, and gets ripped off, and called ''Malaka!'', which pisses him off, so he goes for his gun, shoots the greek, and calls him a Malaka, before regretting what he did. And well, the common sentiment among characters and viewers is ''damn it ziggy!''.

    • @GlockPointer
      @GlockPointer Před 2 lety

      Hmmm.. I was thinking of Weird Science, but I'm older.

  • @alexh3160
    @alexh3160 Před 3 lety +113

    I am greek and I find this... Quite true :)

    • @Roberto577_One
      @Roberto577_One Před 3 lety +3

      Ohoho... Is funny because you should be offended...

    • @Roberto577_One
      @Roberto577_One Před 3 lety

      @《Philius Lupin》 czcams.com/video/oqcYH8mMuIk/video.html

  • @zitherzon2121
    @zitherzon2121 Před 2 lety +6

    "When I was young, I had the body of a damm Greek god. Now that I'm old, I have the body of a goddamm Greek." Anon.

  • @alexsolosm
    @alexsolosm Před 3 lety +12

    That's the whole problem with no deposits.

  • @dasmole4804
    @dasmole4804 Před 3 lety +62

    0:55 brown eared brian

  • @channelforwhat
    @channelforwhat Před 3 lety +16

    discussing what pythagoras had just invented... & then a short few seconds later, brian pulls out his cell phone to call up the wooden horse guy.. the irony...😂

    • @lawrencedoliveiro9104
      @lawrencedoliveiro9104 Před 2 lety +1

      Except the Trojan War was from the Bronze Age, while Pythagoras was from Classical Greek Times.

  • @roiking2740
    @roiking2740 Před 3 lety +117

    actually its safer to travel as fast as possible next to shore and just sale from there. more water in the middle of the sea the less safe it is.

    • @94oddy
      @94oddy Před 3 lety +16

      They werent worrying about the safety though just the quickest route

    • @roiking2740
      @roiking2740 Před 3 lety +12

      @@94oddy which is stupid cause when it comes to a fleet you can lose your entire army by hitting a storm.

    • @zitriphyer8429
      @zitriphyer8429 Před 3 lety +16

      @@roiking2740 nah, they had shields

    • @jtorola
      @jtorola Před 3 lety +4

      100% not true.
      There’s rocks and shoals and shit along the coasts

    • @roiking2740
      @roiking2740 Před 3 lety +7

      @@jtorola you dont sale close to the coast. just close enough to see it. and besides, it's still safer than hitting a storm which guarantees to destroy your fleet.

  • @yatanogarasu
    @yatanogarasu Před 3 lety +6

    Lesson here: ALWAYS ask for a deposit.

  • @ThatOneGuyFromSchool
    @ThatOneGuyFromSchool Před 3 lety +137

    When someone insults your yeeyee ass haircut 1:18

  • @TheGuitarded1
    @TheGuitarded1 Před 3 lety +4

    The bead curtain has the Wonder Woman design

  • @mushroomhead3619
    @mushroomhead3619 Před 2 lety +2

    Troy’s door beads is a fatal weak point to the invading Greeks. However it put a stop to Homer Simpson

  • @SticKnight_007
    @SticKnight_007 Před 2 lety +4

    Does anyone else question how that helmet fits on stewie's head?

  • @Mprator
    @Mprator Před 3 lety +18

    Shit I don't think I saw this episode, gonna go watch it.

  • @simpleclean2468
    @simpleclean2468 Před 3 lety +4

    Honestly I felt that “what”

  • @Cfink31
    @Cfink31 Před 3 lety +5

    No deposit required 😂

  • @mikemike9888
    @mikemike9888 Před 2 lety

    “No deposit required!”-big mistake

  • @JustAGuyProduction
    @JustAGuyProduction Před 3 lety

    No deposit required... 🙏

  • @kryoruleroftheninthcircleo4151

    I can’t tell if Seth is referencing the Troy film or another film made about it.

  • @Briguy1027
    @Briguy1027 Před 2 lety

    Doh!!! What do you mean you don't need my horse any more!

  • @ashok305
    @ashok305 Před 2 lety +1

    I bet that giant horse company guy voice is also Seth macfarlane

  • @justnoob8141
    @justnoob8141 Před 3 lety +77

    "Cartoonish character with very hairy arms" I don't get it :|

    • @alexandermckenzie-robinson3653
      @alexandermckenzie-robinson3653 Před 3 lety +2

      Mario dude

    • @Kymp
      @Kymp Před 3 lety +30

      @@alexandermckenzie-robinson3653 isn’t Mario Italian?

    • @alexandermckenzie-robinson3653
      @alexandermckenzie-robinson3653 Před 3 lety +16

      @@Kymp oh yeah I'm being incredibly stupid, right sorry

    • @welcomematt6874
      @welcomematt6874 Před 3 lety +47

      They’re talking about how Greeks are portrayed in the media in general not referencing any one particular character

    • @turbolader6734
      @turbolader6734 Před 3 lety +11

      @@alexandermckenzie-robinson3653 some of my brain cells died reading that

  • @blackrb123ryan
    @blackrb123ryan Před 2 lety +1

    I still feel like it should be called the Greek horse or the Spartan horse

  • @ioannis.tsampras
    @ioannis.tsampras Před 3 lety

    Pretty sure Pythagoras wasn't born yet

  • @Gkitchens1
    @Gkitchens1 Před 2 lety

    Funny we just found evidence of someone using the Pythagoras theorem 1000 years before he was born.

  • @gravity7208
    @gravity7208 Před 2 lety

    everyone used the direct route

  • @Lachausis
    @Lachausis Před 3 lety

    Pythagoras was born 6-7 centuries after the alleged Trojan War. A lot of things happened during this time. Nothing that exciting though, except maybe for the sea peoples and such...

  • @linguinie66
    @linguinie66 Před 3 lety +2

    What episode is that

  • @AlexGreat87
    @AlexGreat87 Před 3 lety +10

    The Trojan War was between the 12th and 11th century BC, Pythagoras was a dude from the 6th century BC, so like half a millennia AFTER the Trojan War. Sorry, too much of a nerd to let it slide.

    • @michae95lompa
      @michae95lompa Před 3 lety

      Wait, I thought there weren’t prove that the Trojan War really happened

    • @AlexGreat87
      @AlexGreat87 Před 3 lety +1

      @@michae95lompa There is not 100% certainty that it happened, but it hasn't been altogether discarded as if it didn't happen at all, as the Illyad seem to be consistent in certain data (and of course exaggerated and fantastic in others). Troy as a city is proven to exist though, and it is kinda accepted that it was probably a Hitite city-state (or at least with a certain degree of autonomy)

    • @AlexGreat87
      @AlexGreat87 Před 3 lety +1

      @@michae95lompa If it DID happen, again, it should have been between the 12th and 11th century BC

    • @thanfifa739
      @thanfifa739 Před 3 lety

      @@AlexGreat87 As a greek i can tell u the trojan war did happen but not for the reasons illyad is telling u and it was very different from what is presented

    • @AlexGreat87
      @AlexGreat87 Před 3 lety

      @@thanfifa739 can you elaborate on that? are you a greek historian? or a bronze age historian?

  • @jonalex9002
    @jonalex9002 Před 3 lety +8

    So Bryan is the only adult who can understand stewie

    • @jordanfischer3693
      @jordanfischer3693 Před 2 lety

      yeah because hes a baby in human years but an adult in dog years

  • @DoahnKea_Tuber
    @DoahnKea_Tuber Před rokem

    WHAT kind of Giant Trojan Horse Company doesn't require a DEPOSIT !??

  • @LeaveMeAlone-yt2mj
    @LeaveMeAlone-yt2mj Před 3 lety

    Does the horse use the proper protection? *look to the title for context*

  • @Roundtwoanyone
    @Roundtwoanyone Před 3 lety

    High on potenuse

  • @chadneider9511
    @chadneider9511 Před 3 lety +1

    Troy is a great movie🗡

  • @shelbythibodeau5506
    @shelbythibodeau5506 Před 3 lety

    Ixnay on the orsehay.

  • @storykecil3145
    @storykecil3145 Před 3 lety +8

    "I wish I was high on potenuse"

  • @Steve_P_B
    @Steve_P_B Před 3 lety

    They had mobile phone service in ancient Greece?

  • @reivaz2155
    @reivaz2155 Před rokem

    0:48 mistake brains golden ear

  • @gentrydean3789
    @gentrydean3789 Před 3 lety

    PhOnEcAlL

  • @Sage-qd6tf
    @Sage-qd6tf Před 3 lety

    A squared plus b squared equals c squared

  • @georgeaye7535
    @georgeaye7535 Před 3 lety

    WHAT !!!!

  • @michaelhuynh4953
    @michaelhuynh4953 Před 3 lety +2

    They had cell phones in ancient Roman times!?

    • @bobpourri9647
      @bobpourri9647 Před 3 lety +4

      Yep. Lots of dead zones, though. Zero bars.

    • @CanalTremocos
      @CanalTremocos Před 3 lety +2

      This was 3200 years ago, at the end of the bronze age. Romans believed a few survivors from Troy founded the city of Rome. They also believed two twins with a wolf fetish founded Rome. They never bothered to get the story straight.

    • @kospyx
      @kospyx Před 3 lety

      Ancient Greek times**

  • @chl2161
    @chl2161 Před 3 lety +1

    just beaaads

  • @kartikshrivastava6233
    @kartikshrivastava6233 Před 3 lety +1

    What?!🤣🤣🤣

  • @RaynmanPlays
    @RaynmanPlays Před 3 lety +4

    The Pythagorean cult believed that all numbers could be expressed in rational terms (x/y). The reason it's called the Pythagorean Theorem is because it disproved that (a = 1, b = 1, c = sqrt(2)).

  • @BuriedAlien-TRN242
    @BuriedAlien-TRN242 Před 2 lety

    WHAT!?

  • @PigZombie68
    @PigZombie68 Před 9 měsíci +1

    lol

  • @sabiondo1629
    @sabiondo1629 Před 3 lety +1

    Is it just a coincidence that the door with beads looks like the Captain Marvel uniform?

  • @cheeseboi588
    @cheeseboi588 Před 3 lety

    Wouldn't he just have another horse built for the next customer then?

    • @Jonathanizer
      @Jonathanizer Před 3 lety

      Other specifications? Also what customer? Also it's not supposed to be taken serious? I mean, they are talking on cellphones...

    • @cheeseboi588
      @cheeseboi588 Před 3 lety

      @@Jonathanizer Well, I know, I was just thinking maybe he could find someone who'd buy that.

    • @Jonathanizer
      @Jonathanizer Před 3 lety

      @@cheeseboi588 It was a pretty chaotic era, with lots of wars, but buying a giant wooden horse to invade a fortified city... i don't know if there is a big market for that^^

    • @cheeseboi588
      @cheeseboi588 Před 3 lety

      @@Jonathanizer but obviously in the context of the joke he could probably

    • @Jonathanizer
      @Jonathanizer Před 3 lety

      @@cheeseboi588 Well, it's family guy. Anything goes. He could retool it in a wooden space ship and fly away :D

  • @poopypoo
    @poopypoo Před 3 lety

    No

  • @georgethegeorg1286
    @georgethegeorg1286 Před 2 lety

    Ελλάδα

  • @SynthGirl64
    @SynthGirl64 Před 2 lety

    💀💀💀

  • @sneakytaze5336
    @sneakytaze5336 Před 3 lety +2

    I don't know about y'all, but I am kinda high on potenuse.

  • @leeamraa
    @leeamraa Před 2 lety

    😂😂😂

  • @jordimas96
    @jordimas96 Před 3 lety

    Well the hypotenuse was not hard to figure out, Pitagoras just came before.

    • @mycroftholmes7379
      @mycroftholmes7379 Před 3 lety

      Pythagorean theorems are....ancient

    • @jordimas96
      @jordimas96 Před 3 lety

      @@mycroftholmes7379 Before me, I mean. I discovered how to calculate the hypotenuse just by trying random methods. It was not hard. Escalate the sum to get multiplication. Escalate multiplication to get square numbers. Try all this to a test triangle with known dimensions and you will get the formula. Try it with different triangles to confirm it.

  • @Stormkrow280
    @Stormkrow280 Před 3 lety

    Trojan is a horrible name for a condom brand.

  • @hadimali6392
    @hadimali6392 Před 3 lety +1

    Is that an Anatolian map? :/

  • @ryanjean-baptiste-dechampi9216

    What!!!!!!!

  • @crimsonlanceman7882
    @crimsonlanceman7882 Před 3 lety +19

    1:12 DIDN'T KNOW THE ORIGINAL DOOMGUY WAS IN FAMILY GUY...
    SORRY CAPS LOCK ON

    • @LarsOfTheMohicans
      @LarsOfTheMohicans Před 3 lety +10

      JUST WHAT ARE YOU ON ABOUT?

    • @GothamKnight-hsw4vx526430
      @GothamKnight-hsw4vx526430 Před 3 lety +1

      @@LarsOfTheMohicans you can hear the Doomguy pain grunt lol

    • @94oddy
      @94oddy Před 3 lety +1

      I guess you can say you lost the key for your caps lock hahaha...sorry I'll see myself out

  • @Supreme2k
    @Supreme2k Před 3 lety

    1:02 That's either a Wonder Woman or Captain Marvel door. Hard to tell, because they both suck as much as that "door".

  • @joshuafreirez7531
    @joshuafreirez7531 Před 3 lety

    The ceaseless booklet occasionally jail because riddle unpredictably spill aboard a steep refrigerator. foregoing, yellow hammer

  • @michaelpryor78
    @michaelpryor78 Před 3 lety +38

    God this show really ran out of ideas

  • @sucknorrisatchuckboris2713

    That is funny because I think they didn’t have phones. Humor!!!

    • @eduardoesteban9823
      @eduardoesteban9823 Před 3 lety +1

      You are right, ancient greeks had phones. Phoenicians invented it.
      Please, don't kill me.

  • @user-jn7bq8wh1e
    @user-jn7bq8wh1e Před 3 lety

    Fun fact: the Greeks borrowed(ahem ahem) most of the math problems and equations from ancient India!

    • @organicfarm5524
      @organicfarm5524 Před 3 lety +4

      No, some of its came from Mesopotamia and others were figured out by Greeks themselves.
      The contribution of Indian mathematics, which we know today, spread through middle East and into Europe in middle ages not in ancient period.

    • @user-jn7bq8wh1e
      @user-jn7bq8wh1e Před 3 lety

      @@organicfarm5524 Pythagoras theorem as we call it today was something that was used in India waaay before Pythagoras "formulated" it in Greece
      There was extensive transfer of knowledge from India to Mesopotamia,Egypt and Greece before the time of Alexander...
      Coincidence?
      I think not

    • @organicfarm5524
      @organicfarm5524 Před 3 lety

      @@user-jn7bq8wh1e Pythagorean mathematics dates back to 6th century BCE while the elements of Indian mathematics we use today is from 500-700 AD.

    • @user-jn7bq8wh1e
      @user-jn7bq8wh1e Před 3 lety

      @@organicfarm5524 that's what the west would have u believe..
      Most historical records in India were destroyed by hordes of barbarians attacking and plundering for 6 centuries
      There are 3500 temples and monuments in India that still baffle engineers with the layout and blueprint..
      Subjects like Mathematics engineering astronomy physics psychology and anthropology in the Indian predated most civilisations on the planet

    • @organicfarm5524
      @organicfarm5524 Před 3 lety +2

      @@user-jn7bq8wh1e incoherent

  • @chiefreficul9774
    @chiefreficul9774 Před 3 lety +1

    pythagoras didn't come up with anything he learned it all from his teachers. i love the perpetuation of the euro-centric romanticized telling of history. lol

    • @alexanderbyrne9684
      @alexanderbyrne9684 Před 3 lety +6

      You are one of the people that makes me think people don't know what "lol" means

    • @vinyvitz
      @vinyvitz Před 3 lety +2

      You are mistaken bud