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  • čas přidán 19. 11. 2020
  • Take a look at the Springfield mafia; Fat Tony, Louie, Legs, Johnny Tightlips and their world of organized crime. Enjoy this long anticipated video.
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  • @FreyaofCerberus
    @FreyaofCerberus Před 3 lety +4792

    "You can really keep costs down when you don't pay for material or labour....or permits.........or land"
    Words to live by.

  • @AttilatheThrilla
    @AttilatheThrilla Před 3 lety +5567

    Tight lips one of the best side characters on the show

    • @neverdavenever
      @neverdavenever Před 3 lety +204

      "Johnny Tight Lips!!! Where'd they hit ya?"

    • @tyjans370
      @tyjans370 Před 3 lety +265

      @@neverdavenever I ain’t saying nothing

    • @SlainOracle
      @SlainOracle Před 3 lety +126

      @@tyjans370 well what do I tell the doctor?

    • @sarafalco6476
      @sarafalco6476 Před 3 lety +66

      @@SlainOracle Tell ‘em to suck a lemon.

    • @ardoronro6677
      @ardoronro6677 Před 3 lety +196

      "Woah, who said I was even in the show?"

  • @BloxEzio3
    @BloxEzio3 Před 3 lety +2209

    "Give me one good reason i would'nt kill you right now..."
    "Oh i have a great one, but you'll never get it out of me!"
    Johnny Tightlips is the best

  • @user-rl5ph2hr1i
    @user-rl5ph2hr1i Před 3 lety +1818

    “You are a hybrid. Half idiot, Half moron.”
    “Woah! Where did that come from?!? Woah!”

    • @stretcho4642
      @stretcho4642 Před 2 lety +43

      It happened again, i was reading comments and rewatching the vid and the comment was well timed with the video

    • @ZA-eq4le
      @ZA-eq4le Před rokem +8

      Wait they had hybrid cars in early 90s? Strange

    • @Brandon-ff1yo
      @Brandon-ff1yo Před rokem

      I like how the one time johnny tight lips told someone the truth was to say there an idiot and a moron

    • @largeaife7240
      @largeaife7240 Před rokem +9

      @@ZA-eq4le That episode was from the mid two thousands

    • @RedFloyd469
      @RedFloyd469 Před rokem +7

      @@ZA-eq4le We all know that simpsons characters simply don't age. Must be the rat milk.

  • @brianfoushee3382
    @brianfoushee3382 Před 3 lety +5626

    "What do I tell the doctor?"
    "Tell him to suck a lemon!"
    Legs is always funny. Johnny Tightlips was an excellent addition. Que bella

    • @HSamee
      @HSamee Před 3 lety +33

      I don't know why that's funny but I lol'ed really hard.

    • @harrycoral1910
      @harrycoral1910 Před 3 lety +24

      "dile que chupe limón" is also funny in spanish

    • @kristiant96
      @kristiant96 Před 3 lety +1

      i never knew italian is french.

    • @TheBlackCobra48
      @TheBlackCobra48 Před 3 lety +7

      I thought he said "Tell him to fuck a lemon" XD

    • @sarafalco6476
      @sarafalco6476 Před 3 lety +16

      Technically, it was Louie who asked Johnny where he was shot.

  • @Merkdawgm16
    @Merkdawgm16 Před 3 lety +3263

    “Your all talk Hamil! You never even finished Jedi school!” Lol

    • @slamg4618
      @slamg4618 Před 3 lety +90

      That impromptu dancing part kills me everytime.

    • @thorbat
      @thorbat Před 3 lety +91

      All of Louie's lines in that episode were gold.

    • @samwilson3d
      @samwilson3d Před 3 lety +22

      I literally laughed out loud

    • @JohnyG29
      @JohnyG29 Před 3 lety +13

      You're*

    • @Tony-112
      @Tony-112 Před 3 lety +4

      Classic Simpsons 🤣🤣

  • @luckyduckydrivingschool3615
    @luckyduckydrivingschool3615 Před 3 lety +990

    "But Marge, that little guy hasn't done anything yet. Look at him - He's gonna do something... and you know it's gonna be good!"

  • @MichaelB-jw5po
    @MichaelB-jw5po Před 3 lety +1053

    "6 queens"
    "Not so fast, 7 queens"
    That's a joke that passed right over my head when I was a kid and had no idea how cards worked.

    • @thatguy7683
      @thatguy7683 Před 2 lety +79

      I bet legs was about to respond with an 8 queens

    • @JayByrd83
      @JayByrd83 Před 2 lety +23

      They were probably playing poker with a Pinochle deck.

    • @treeper9986
      @treeper9986 Před 2 lety +7

      and poker is only 5 cards

    • @mzytryck
      @mzytryck Před rokem +41

      Colonel Sepple: "AhaHA! Ah've got fahve aces! What have you got, suh?"
      Bugs Bunny: "I have got six aces, sir."
      I didn't understand why my dad laughed so hard at that when I first saw it, either.

    • @Jamief1585
      @Jamief1585 Před rokem +12

      They’re playing with at least 4 different decks of cards there lol

  • @LordMajicus
    @LordMajicus Před 3 lety +6508

    @4:54 Fat Tony just magically walking out from behind an extremely skinny tree is a very underrated gag.

    • @edfreak9001
      @edfreak9001 Před 3 lety +336

      I didn't even catch that the first time oh wow

    • @humankinglobetard3000
      @humankinglobetard3000 Před 3 lety +385

      Aside from his name it’s never once been acknowledged that he’s fat. I guess even the writers are afraid of Fat Tony,

    • @connor_ono3611
      @connor_ono3611 Před 3 lety +27

      yep

    • @Darthillini
      @Darthillini Před 3 lety +63

      I didnt even know that happened until I payed attention to it thanks for turning me onto a funny clip

    • @Professorbaldy123
      @Professorbaldy123 Před 3 lety +2

      mmama is suck

  • @xandercage2388
    @xandercage2388 Před 3 lety +6056

    I prefer the cat. He hates Mondays. We can all relate.

    • @magmat0585
      @magmat0585 Před 3 lety +195

      eh, just because Fat Tony is bad guy, does not mean he's bad guy, yes?

    • @Force3vo
      @Force3vo Před 3 lety +73

      How wide is that binder? He sliced up both front wheels while lying cross because they didn't slice at the same time.
      It has to be around 3m wide so Milhouse uses A1 binders confirmed

    • @chrishargreaves8016
      @chrishargreaves8016 Před 3 lety +38

      You would think, if he liked Garfield, then he would've thrown the other ring-binder out the window.

    • @amosdraak3536
      @amosdraak3536 Před 3 lety +32

      That binder trick was one of the smartest things I’ve seen any of the Simpsons characters do. It might not actually work in real life, but it was pretty slick.

    • @314rft
      @314rft Před 3 lety +33

      Also, Garfield loves Italian food, so there's that.

  • @BenjaminBizarre
    @BenjaminBizarre Před 2 lety +655

    I swear, "I'm seeing double here... Four Krustys!" is one of the greatest jokes ever told.

    • @solmoman
      @solmoman Před 2 lety +67

      I once had the fortune to use that joke when I got introduced to twins one time. I was so proud of myself

    • @RedFloyd469
      @RedFloyd469 Před rokem +16

      @@solmoman Was your comment met with confusion or just polite but awkward laughter?

    • @123huggaable
      @123huggaable Před 6 měsíci +2

      Same. This kills me too

    • @oreosandmilk67
      @oreosandmilk67 Před 2 měsíci +2

      As a wrestling/simpsons fan, I was really happy this one time Randy Orton had a body double and I was able to yell this line. 😂

  • @MeowthRocket
    @MeowthRocket Před 3 lety +648

    Fact that Joe Magneta (forgive me if I misspelled) loved the role so much that he insisted that even if it's just for a sneeze, that he wants to voice Fat Tony.... that says something.

  • @erikirmiger6161
    @erikirmiger6161 Před 3 lety +2282

    "I am not so much disapPOINTed as I am BLINDED with RAGE," says Fat Tony in calm, level tones.

    • @inevitablelyagitated1839
      @inevitablelyagitated1839 Před 3 lety +7

      Lol

    • @shadowking1380
      @shadowking1380 Před 3 lety +21

      Is it weird I’ve had an almost identical moment like that in real life?!

    • @stretcho4642
      @stretcho4642 Před 2 lety +4

      Okay wtf i was rewatching this while i was reading the comments and as soon as i started to read this comment the part that it is talking about comes up on the video

    • @r.pizzamonkey7379
      @r.pizzamonkey7379 Před 2 lety +16

      Honestly more intimidating that way.

    • @samtrotter7177
      @samtrotter7177 Před 2 lety +8

      Dumbledore said calmly

  • @tyjans370
    @tyjans370 Před 3 lety +6698

    For just three guys, they stood up pretty well against a group of Yakuza members.

    • @amosdraak3536
      @amosdraak3536 Před 3 lety +666

      Mafiosi are no pushovers.
      And technically it was like four because the little one stood there for a while doing nothing.

    • @tyjans370
      @tyjans370 Před 3 lety +191

      I was talking about Tony, Louie, and Legs. My bad, I should’ve made that clear.

    • @amosdraak3536
      @amosdraak3536 Před 3 lety +149

      @@tyjans370
      No, my mistake. I was saying that it was like four Yakuza members they went against instead of five because the little one didn’t do anything at first. Yes, still impressive, regardless.
      Cheers. ✌️✌️

    • @tyjans370
      @tyjans370 Před 3 lety +27

      @@amosdraak3536 ahhh ok I understand lol

    • @orpheus9098
      @orpheus9098 Před 3 lety +98

      @@amosdraak3536 Yakuza member aren't either, have you seen what Kazuma Kiryu can do?

  • @hoot2416
    @hoot2416 Před 3 lety +343

    "You're all talk Hamill, you never even finished Jedi School!"
    😂😂😂

    • @sougotokiwa8439
      @sougotokiwa8439 Před 2 lety +16

      If only THAT line were in The Last Jedi...

    • @ForceMaximus84
      @ForceMaximus84 Před 2 lety +14

      The funny thing is he isn’t wrong. He left to fight Vader before he was done with training.

  • @irlmusic8001
    @irlmusic8001 Před 3 lety +363

    7:30
    I love how Fat Tony is legitimately disappointed in himself

    • @icebear6598
      @icebear6598 Před 2 lety +45

      You can actually hear the sadness in his voice when he says: "I will go..."

    • @KingDice.
      @KingDice. Před 2 lety +51

      "Eyy wait a minute...."

  • @corey_the_bird3086
    @corey_the_bird3086 Před 3 lety +1882

    Fat tony quietly saying “take that” and “come here you little squirt” was probably my favorite part

    • @savag3knight206
      @savag3knight206 Před 3 lety +8

      Yea😂😂👌

    • @YourBunsKid
      @YourBunsKid Před 3 lety +75

      My favorite was “forgiveness please” since when was Yakuza so nice?

    • @ianfinrir8724
      @ianfinrir8724 Před 3 lety +38

      @@YourBunsKid I mean, the Japanese are known for being polite...at least to each other

    • @nashvontookus7451
      @nashvontookus7451 Před 3 lety +5

      @@YourBunsKid
      They're nice to their employers, since that's who pays for their service

    • @ianlaswick9505
      @ianlaswick9505 Před 3 lety +14

      @@ianfinrir8724 THE JAPANESE? those sandal wearing, goldfish tenders?

  • @tomlxyz
    @tomlxyz Před 3 lety +2376

    This is a pretzel town, pretty boy

    • @angryferb1079
      @angryferb1079 Před 3 lety +50

      They should’ve called Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy

    • @toainsully
      @toainsully Před 3 lety +27

      Me: To the INVISIBLE BOATMOBILE!

    • @spartan2451
      @spartan2451 Před 3 lety +8

      "Aay, you're not mad at me are ya?"

    • @TheCreatorT
      @TheCreatorT Před 3 lety +6

      Public service announcement: you can order auntie Anne’s for delivery!

    • @newgame897
      @newgame897 Před 3 lety +10

      Fat Tony is gay for Moleman

  • @johnotto5639
    @johnotto5639 Před rokem +232

    “You mean the mob only did me a favor to get something in return?” What a great line. 😂😂

  • @christiankrenek7689
    @christiankrenek7689 Před rokem +223

    Joe Mantegna clearly has the time of his life voicing Fat Tony! In fact, Mantegna is on record as telling the writers that whenever Fat Tony appears, he'll provide the dialogue, even if it's just a few lines (he showed he meant it when he was in an episode that required him to make nothing but gagging sounds). It's always fun to see actors genuinely loving what they do. :D

  • @jt4369
    @jt4369 Před 3 lety +1494

    "Hey, Fat Tony! Y'still with the mafia?"
    "Uuhh...ahem---yes, I am. Thank you for asking."
    Lol

  • @mathieuleader8601
    @mathieuleader8601 Před 3 lety +1573

    Tony does not get mad he gets *STABBY*

  • @williamnguyen8663
    @williamnguyen8663 Před 2 lety +354

    I love how he’s a scary mob boss yet is so involved with the simpsons, to the point they’re on friendly terms. I wouldn’t be surprised if he ended up being Bart godfather

    • @jasontodd2647
      @jasontodd2647 Před rokem +19

      Fat Tony: *Walks into Homer* "Uh. Homer, does Bart have a Godfather?"
      Homer:" What's a Godfather... Oh Like Marlon Brando"
      Fat Tony:" Uhm... Sort of I Would like to be the Boy's Godfather"
      Homer: "I Don't think he needs one of those Tony *One of Tony's Goons Showcases a Bat whilst another Brandishes Pistola*
      Fat Tony:" You Seem Homer I'm not asking I'm telling, Either you let me be his Godfather or shall we say an "Accident" will randomly Occur Capeesh(?!).

    • @BillyShamsReal
      @BillyShamsReal Před 11 měsíci +12

      they did this episode but with Maggie instead

    • @fenrirwolfbone9714
      @fenrirwolfbone9714 Před 7 měsíci

      No, hes a legitimate buisness man

    • @Bluejay-ft3ki
      @Bluejay-ft3ki Před 4 měsíci

      ​@@jasontodd2647Capische*

  • @Unofficial1998
    @Unofficial1998 Před 3 lety +170

    "I would like to remind you that accidents *WILL* happen."
    Literally the last thing you want to hear from anyone associated with the Mob, let alone the Mob Boss.

    • @charliev4546
      @charliev4546 Před 2 lety +12

      Like the killing of you by us..I couldn't stop laughing 😆🤣 comic gold...

    • @icebear6598
      @icebear6598 Před 2 lety +6

      Not my dyslexic ass reading Mob Boss as Bob Ross

  • @iamacatperson7226
    @iamacatperson7226 Před 3 lety +618

    Man, what an awesome Yakuza mob leader, asks for forgiveness after smashing a window open, 10/10 upstanding citizen

    • @davidhong1934
      @davidhong1934 Před 3 lety +37

      And then leaving through the front door

    • @iamacatperson7226
      @iamacatperson7226 Před 3 lety +31

      @@davidhong1934 yea, what an awesome guy! Even closed it behind him

    • @ZomboOcto
      @ZomboOcto Před 3 lety +4

      Very nice!

    • @raul76603
      @raul76603 Před 3 lety +13

      The funny part about it that made me laugh is that its true they really are like that

    • @billysinge8977
      @billysinge8977 Před 3 lety +8

      @@raul76603 my Dad, who worked extensively with the Japanese in Tokyo when he was in machine tool sales, said the exact opposite. He said they’re horrible to each other and everyone else all the time. Perhaps it’s just Japanese businessmen, but J still find it interesting because many people don’g understand that aspect of the culture: the malicious and toxic part.

  • @toganium4175
    @toganium4175 Před 3 lety +2124

    Fat Tony is a character that got better in later seasons, at least to me (besides all the Fit Tony stuff; that was dumb). He started out as a generic drug dealer, but his schemes became a lot more creative over time (producing and dealing out rat milk, promoting a pretzel stand, making a ramp out of breadsticks, etc.)

    • @ShadowtheYouTuber523
      @ShadowtheYouTuber523 Před 3 lety +160

      Those schemes are still from the classic era so you can't really call them later seasons.

    • @tomastumino3454
      @tomastumino3454 Před 3 lety +4

      fat Tony still manages to be funny in the new seasons

    • @finallightning7
      @finallightning7 Před 3 lety +45

      Fat Tony is a irl Replica of a Mob Boss with charisma.
      You cannot run a gang without being reasonable and Fat Tony is very reasonable, except for the hot dogs. that was racist, but mad respect for the man
      😂

    • @buzzytrombone4353
      @buzzytrombone4353 Před 3 lety +23

      The episode where he died would've been fantastic if they didn't bring him back as a skinny cousin. Like if anything, Louie should've taken the role as the boss.

    • @noe2126
      @noe2126 Před 3 lety +25

      The show itself scrapped the Fit Tony idea. When Tony is wearing a green shirt, he's the original. When the shirt is red, he's fit Tony. In the later seasons like 30, 31, he wears the green again. And he "died" back in the 25, I think

  • @lucystarlight8887
    @lucystarlight8887 Před 3 lety +87

    "It's just a mob war, go back to sleep honey" is an underrated line

  • @toffeelatte6042
    @toffeelatte6042 Před 3 lety +269

    Man the truck -> trucktruck -> trucktrucktruck is one of simpsons best gags.
    Also the godfather references like FatTony's olive oil construction company.

    • @eisen.dieter
      @eisen.dieter Před 10 měsíci +3

      no its not. at this time the Simpsons were already crap.

  • @Sitarya
    @Sitarya Před 3 lety +911

    "You see, my wife has been most vocal on the subject of the pretzel monies."

  • @thylacoleonkennedy7
    @thylacoleonkennedy7 Před 3 lety +654

    "Now Homer, as you no doubt recall you were done a favour by our, uh, how shall I say... Mafia crime syndicate"
    Good to see you put some thought into tactful wording there Tony

  • @TheThundercow
    @TheThundercow Před 2 lety +67

    4:53 Him stepping out from behind that tree is the most underrated joke of all time.

  • @ricksullo557
    @ricksullo557 Před 2 lety +37

    “Are you still in the mafia”
    “Uh yes I am thank you for asking” 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @lowrytv6736
    @lowrytv6736 Před 3 lety +712

    Only The Simpsons could create an actual mob that only appear in few episodes and usually they have the best plots in them.

    • @irlmusic8001
      @irlmusic8001 Před 3 lety +56

      Fat Tony was originally supposed to be a one time character I think

    • @mitchellwright5478
      @mitchellwright5478 Před 5 měsíci

      @@irlmusic8001goes to show how funny/good a well written mob bit can be
      Visit Mad Sopranos skit for reference

  • @AvengerII
    @AvengerII Před 3 lety +905

    "Forgive us, please!"
    You have to give it to the Yakuza.
    They're polite killers!

    • @brianfong5711
      @brianfong5711 Před 3 lety +194

      9:21 I thought it was "forgiveness please"

    • @AvengerII
      @AvengerII Před 3 lety +30

      @@brianfong5711 Same thing!
      So we heard it a bit differently.
      The Yakuza was polite. That's what counts! 😂😂😂

    • @demi-femme4821
      @demi-femme4821 Před 3 lety +44

      It's half the reason they managed to operate in broad daylight for so long.

    • @majickman
      @majickman Před 3 lety +32

      Kiryu is a good boi.

    • @georgeheld1901
      @georgeheld1901 Před 3 lety +14

      Most mafias are polite

  • @jt4369
    @jt4369 Před 3 lety +201

    “I’m afraid I must insist. Y’see, my wife, she has been most vocal on the subject of the pretzel monies.
    ‘Where’s da money?’
    ‘When are you going to get da money?’
    ‘Why aren’t you getting da money now?’
    ...and so on. So, please.....da money...”
    Hahaha, poor guy.

  • @Hotsaucebauce3943
    @Hotsaucebauce3943 Před 3 lety +82

    "I'm seeing double, four crusties" is such a good line

  • @trevorburke8660
    @trevorburke8660 Před 3 lety +346

    Fat tony: Gets hit with nunchaku. Also Fat tony: "Come here you little squirt"

    • @benjaminoechsli1941
      @benjaminoechsli1941 Před 3 lety +39

      It was this fight that made me say, "Okay, it's official. Springfield has the most badass cartoon mafia." Fat Tony and crew are outnumbered by the *yakuza* and give as good as they get!

  • @ollsmz9887
    @ollsmz9887 Před 3 lety +975

    Fat tony is a cool villain I wish he was the main antagonist of the Simpsons movie

    • @futabamajima
      @futabamajima Před 3 lety +193

      I don't know, he was never really a villain. Sure, he's a criminal, but a villain, or even an antagonist, I don't think that would suit him very much

    • @ollsmz9887
      @ollsmz9887 Před 3 lety +45

      @@futabamajima true but also I wish there was other mob fight scene in the Simpson’s

    • @vincentfichtler7758
      @vincentfichtler7758 Před 3 lety +61

      @@futabamajima yes he's more like a anti-hero to me than a villain.

    • @Mandalorian_Goblinslayer
      @Mandalorian_Goblinslayer Před 3 lety +33

      “Is it wrong to steal a loaf of bread to feed your starving family?”

    • @Mr.Mousey
      @Mr.Mousey Před 3 lety +13

      Scorpio was supose to be the villain at the start actually then they changed it

  • @abdulwahab3604
    @abdulwahab3604 Před 3 lety +78

    Fun Fact:
    Fat Tony is Voiced by Joe Mantegna.
    The Godfather 3 Joey Zasa

    • @Blei1986
      @Blei1986 Před 3 lety +2

      looool

    • @elgatofelix8917
      @elgatofelix8917 Před 3 lety +7

      Everyone knows that

    • @tankunicorn134
      @tankunicorn134 Před 2 lety +3

      @@elgatofelix8917 I didn’t :p

    • @thehistoryvideogameandgame4730
      @thehistoryvideogameandgame4730 Před 2 lety +4

      Also how about this for versatility? He also played An FBI Agent named David Rossi on Criminal Minds, He joined in the midst of the Third season and stayed in for the next twelve, Almost 13 years he put into the show.

  • @WeirdWonderful
    @WeirdWonderful Před rokem +40

    Legs being both genuinely talented at dancing AND being super opinionated on why he does not like Mark Hamill are very underrated moments from the same scene.

    • @HESHRocketWarhead
      @HESHRocketWarhead Před rokem +4

      I think that's Louie. Legs will be the other one of the main trio.

    • @WeirdWonderful
      @WeirdWonderful Před 9 měsíci

      @@HESHRocketWarhead I couldn't tell, and I went off of his tapdancing skills being what got him his name XD

  • @djsnowpdx
    @djsnowpdx Před 3 lety +313

    Close call: at “Forgiviness please,” I almost spat my tea onto my iPad.

  • @JoeAriminvm
    @JoeAriminvm Před 3 lety +241

    "I'm seeing double here! Four Krustys!"

  • @eldritchinterface7481
    @eldritchinterface7481 Před 2 lety +89

    “How can you say that when construction has already begun?” Nothing will ever compare to this show in its prime bruh

  • @ShadowBeetle
    @ShadowBeetle Před rokem +29

    2:38 this interaction with Milhouse is so cute where we see Tony´s kind side with kids, he has a child afterall.

    • @rainbowtoyfunrandomess1982
      @rainbowtoyfunrandomess1982 Před 9 měsíci +3

      I wasn't expecting that to happen since he's a mob boss, but I love that scene too between Fat Tony and Milhouse.😮☺️

  • @humankinglobetard3000
    @humankinglobetard3000 Před 3 lety +216

    5:29 I love how Fat Tony goes from having a friendly chat about getting old to being an intimidating gangster

  • @gamesmastertobi29
    @gamesmastertobi29 Před 3 lety +1041

    Homer: You mean the mob only did me a favor to get something from me in return? Oh, Fat Tony! I will say good day to you sir.
    Fat Tony: Ok, I will go.
    Guilt tripping a mob boss. And they say Homer isn’t smart.

    • @xandercage2388
      @xandercage2388 Před 3 lety +100

      Ehhh wait a minute..

    • @AvengerII
      @AvengerII Před 3 lety +48

      @Gay Lord Proven by how Homer behaves and what he's CONSCIOUSLY capable of when that crayon isn't shoved against his brain.

    • @alfredhadesworth9253
      @alfredhadesworth9253 Před 3 lety +27

      I like that Tony looked down then tried to look him in the eye but couldn't.

    • @SoldierOfFate
      @SoldierOfFate Před 3 lety +4

      It's a smart idea...at least until said mob boss decides on some payback for humiliating him.

    • @ryanmacleod2749
      @ryanmacleod2749 Před 2 lety

      He gets dumber and dumber with each season

  • @mcdonalds5972
    @mcdonalds5972 Před 3 lety +58

    "Okay. I will go..."
    "Hey, wait a minute!"

  • @jaha777jaha6
    @jaha777jaha6 Před rokem +24

    The sopranos theme always gets me when going over the fat tony mob scenes🤣🤣🤣🤣😂 they nailed it

  • @Saif-zf9vb
    @Saif-zf9vb Před 3 lety +38

    "What's a truck?"
    "Don't play stupid with me!"

  • @zakbax7259
    @zakbax7259 Před 3 lety +49

    7:18
    “You mean the Mob only did me a favour to get something in return? Oh, Fat Tony…I will say good day to you, Sir.”
    “Okay. I will go…”
    “Eyyy, wait a minute…”

  • @petros2288
    @petros2288 Před 3 lety +107

    "Who says,does a peacock need all those feathers"That was a bit TOO philosophical for me as well.

    • @stefanfilipovits21
      @stefanfilipovits21 Před 2 lety +16

      They say that happens in the autumn years

    • @hvafaenskaljeghete1800
      @hvafaenskaljeghete1800 Před 2 lety +5

      FT - "WHOs to say? does a peacock need all those feathers?"
      PS - "look youre getting a little philosophical for me"
      FT - "i suppose so they say it happens in the autumn years"
      PS - "well be that as it may"
      FT - "get your hand off my car"

  • @GeneralCrixMadine
    @GeneralCrixMadine Před 3 lety +36

    "Come here ya little squirt... " Has to be my favourite Fat Tony line ever 😂

  • @Isaac-LizardKing
    @Isaac-LizardKing Před 3 lety +92

    You’ve got to appreciate the yakuza member’s honor when he flies through their window. He gives them his best english.

    • @hugh.g.rection5906
      @hugh.g.rection5906 Před 10 měsíci +3

      causes disruption and damage then thinks a polite apology can make up for it. typical japanese

    • @MrRyan-wu4jx
      @MrRyan-wu4jx Před 6 měsíci

      @@hugh.g.rection5906 Fo Givuness Preese

    • @FireLordJohn3191
      @FireLordJohn3191 Před 4 měsíci

      @@hugh.g.rection5906you’re not funny.

  • @chriswalkey2050
    @chriswalkey2050 Před 3 lety +69

    “Not so fast, 7 queens” 😂😂

    • @nightstorm5914
      @nightstorm5914 Před 3 lety +4

      i think 8 Kings would be better

    • @SoldierOfFate
      @SoldierOfFate Před 3 lety

      Knowing Fat Tony I thought he was going to threaten him to forfeit the game unless he wanted a beating.

  • @kenn_k
    @kenn_k Před 3 lety +45

    0:35 Louie's just hanging out, business as usual
    0:38 Louie grows suspicious of the audience
    0:40 We're in the clear

  • @sithsoldier98
    @sithsoldier98 Před 3 lety +38

    Johnny "Tight Lips" is the man🤣

  • @TVXQ157
    @TVXQ157 Před 3 lety +161

    Truck Truck and the Truck-Truck Truck is the best lol always gets me

    • @kresimirbozic1976
      @kresimirbozic1976 Před 3 lety +7

      What's a truck?

    • @Artyomthewalrus
      @Artyomthewalrus Před 3 lety +1

      @@kresimirbozic1976 tuck: "a wooden disk at the top of a ship's mast or flagstaff, with sheaves for signal halyards"

    • @ninjaguyYT
      @ninjaguyYT Před 3 lety +2

      In the first shot, there's a truck missing. But when the truck truck... Truck shows up, the truck is magically back

    • @linkholder
      @linkholder Před 3 lety +1

      @@ninjaguyYT It fell off the truck truck didnt ya know?

  • @kiryuandgodzillagirl
    @kiryuandgodzillagirl Před rokem +28

    "I prefer the cat he hates Monday's we can all relate" he's not wrong

  • @dorkmax7073
    @dorkmax7073 Před 3 lety +71

    I don't know why I really like the "hard nosed criminals listen to sheltered mom who steers them straight" trope, but I do. Marge educating the mob on Italian American stereotypes is my jam

  • @Sheepy007
    @Sheepy007 Před 3 lety +17

    Chief Wiggum: „I‘m not gonna rest until one of us is behind bars“
    -pauses and realises what he just said
    „...You!“
    Such great writing

  • @jeremytung1632
    @jeremytung1632 Před 3 lety +162

    Who else isn’t to surprised that Maud and Helen were willing to go along with having the yakuza kill Marge.

    • @servantofthelivinggod6192
      @servantofthelivinggod6192 Před 3 lety +5

      I was looking for your comment. Just another blasphemy against Christians. They always make us look bad in the media. No Real disciple of Jesus Christ would ever do such a horrible thing. They always make us look like dorks and nerds, major hypocrites, and mentally ill. They obviously hate us with all their might. You will never find a positive role assigned to a Christian on any television show or movie, or even a book, other then The Bible of course.

    • @majickman
      @majickman Před 3 lety +37

      @@servantofthelivinggod6192 It's the Simpsons, almost no one is portrayed as a perfect person. That's like getting upset that South Park made fun of a certain group of people even though they make fun of all groups in that show.
      Also, I understand hypocrites and mentally ill, but dorks and nerds? What's wrong with dorks and nerds? I don't think you should judge people based on their interests and hobbies as long as they're not hurting anyone.

    • @jakerockznoodles
      @jakerockznoodles Před 3 lety +13

      @@majickman And its not even true that the media portray all Christians as bad. Quite the opposite. Perhaps it seems that way because there is now more media critical of Christianity and organised religion than there used to be, but there is still vast swathes of media that is not just "not mean" about Christians but that actively preach Christian values. Watch any Christmas movie on the movie channels and you'll struggle to find anything less than good Christian bois. American media in particular often promotes religion to a dogmatic extent, which most other western nations don't. So it sort of tickles me whenever Americans, of all people, accuse their media of containing an overall anti-religious bias (of course individual networks might, but that's the nature of having different networks).

    • @bigbosshonchkrow625
      @bigbosshonchkrow625 Před 3 lety +8

      I don’t think the yakuza were meant to kill Marge, just deal with the Springfield Mob.

    • @bigbosshonchkrow625
      @bigbosshonchkrow625 Před 3 lety +2

      For that matter when the little guy crashed through the window he asked for forgiveness.

  • @hamishdow2188
    @hamishdow2188 Před 3 lety +69

    When fat tony said "ok i will go" he sounded genuinely sad, hes got to be the greatest side character in the show

  • @mattdeluccia153
    @mattdeluccia153 Před 3 měsíci +4

    I always laugh at Chief Wiggum accepting a Manhattan made by a child 😂😂😂

  • @jpf7942
    @jpf7942 Před 2 lety +21

    "Give me one reason why I shouldn't kill you right now?"
    *Johnny Tight Lips "There's a great one, but you ain't getting it outta me"
    😂😂😂

  • @mrbrianandrewsmith
    @mrbrianandrewsmith Před 3 lety +27

    Underrated:
    "You're all talk Hamill! You never even finished Jedi school!!:

  • @piroshi3rd
    @piroshi3rd Před 2 lety +26

    That stage walk-in at 4:53 absolutely got me. I was stone faced the whole video and just completely lost it.

  • @NostalgiaMan
    @NostalgiaMan Před 2 lety +204

    I prefer the cat. He hates mondays. We can all relate

    • @lambychop
      @lambychop Před 2 lety +1

      Truly.

    • @lambychop
      @lambychop Před 2 lety

      @ATM Baer Just because he quoted something. I don't think so.

    • @lambychop
      @lambychop Před 2 lety

      @ATM Baer I know, but it is a good quote. He might have just said it because it was funny.

    • @appalacha7278
      @appalacha7278 Před 2 lety +9

      edit: im retarded

    • @lambychop
      @lambychop Před 2 lety

      @@appalacha7278 Bruh

  • @TimerdonDWI
    @TimerdonDWI Před rokem +13

    4:02 I remember how Wiggum in the oldest episodes was smart, serious, & competent at his job.
    Now he went down the same road that Patrick Star walks on in circles...

  • @pigzwithazee2413
    @pigzwithazee2413 Před 3 lety +34

    I love how, at the end, the japanese mafia guy just asks for forgiveness after breaking the window
    such a polite young man

  • @hey_its_kev
    @hey_its_kev Před 3 lety +33

    Bruh I looked this up a week ago and nothing....week later...perfection

    • @dominikblack8943
      @dominikblack8943 Před 3 lety +2

      But...how is it weeks later if you looked it up a week ago?

    • @hey_its_kev
      @hey_its_kev Před rokem

      I think I was looking for a fat tony comp I was finally happy someone payed respect to fat tony….

  • @sergeantstrings2848
    @sergeantstrings2848 Před 3 lety +40

    "You mean the mob only did me a favour to get something in return? Oh, Fat Tony"
    Lmao

    • @NoName-hg6cc
      @NoName-hg6cc Před 3 lety +1

      "Okay, I will go....
      Ehi, wait a minute"

  • @joshboy88420
    @joshboy88420 Před 9 měsíci +8

    9:01
    I remember being a child and thinking that was just so funny because I would think the same thing.

  • @ma3mc3mu-X
    @ma3mc3mu-X Před 3 měsíci +3

    *Louie:* You're all talk, Hamill. You never even finished Jedi School.

  • @VelociraptorAnimations
    @VelociraptorAnimations Před 7 měsíci +5

    5:40 "Here's the first of what *I hope* will be many disabled students" is such a Principal Skinner thing to say 😂

  • @cleanerben9636
    @cleanerben9636 Před 3 lety +64

    "You mean the mob only did me a favour to get something in return! Oh Fat Tony. I will say good day to you sir!"
    "Okay, I will go"
    I'm not sure if it's Homer's naivety or he's actually being clever.

  • @cfsoulja3249
    @cfsoulja3249 Před 2 lety +13

    "Y-y-you're not mad at me are ya?" I love Louie so much

  • @ImFromIowa
    @ImFromIowa Před 3 lety +20

    “I wanna test drive the new hybrid.”
    “You are a hybrid, half idiot half moron”
    Gotta love that roast.

    • @inevitablelyagitated1839
      @inevitablelyagitated1839 Před 3 lety

      Lol

    • @somethingsomethingusername802
      @somethingsomethingusername802 Před 2 lety

      Hey, are you from Iowa by chance?

    • @ImFromIowa
      @ImFromIowa Před 2 lety +1

      @@somethingsomethingusername802 yep, I am.

    • @somethingsomethingusername802
      @somethingsomethingusername802 Před 2 lety

      @@ImFromIowa I knew it...I'm a god-damned genius...
      From Iowa myself as well, Southeastern area. Fancy seeing another Iowan 'round these parts!

    • @ImFromIowa
      @ImFromIowa Před 2 lety

      @@somethingsomethingusername802
      Iowa is the state I was born in, raised in, lived in the longest (talking about new kid in school, I lived in Conway, AR for idk how long [as an Iowan, I was shocked to see people wear shorts in December & January), & Bristol, VA [talk about hardcore kids, 7 - 8 inches of snow & the sun’s not up? You better not miss the bus son] then moved back on the same school year (middle school).
      The traveling was awesome though.

  • @Ciara1594
    @Ciara1594 Před 3 lety +18

    "I am not so much disappointed as I am blinded with rage." I'm stealing this line. 😄

  • @shimsham6
    @shimsham6 Před rokem +4

    *ahem* "Greetings Homer!"
    "Hey, Fat Tony! You still with the Mafia?"
    "Um, yes, I am! Thank you for asking"
    That small gag still makes me chuckle.😄

  • @idrivebigredtrucks3015
    @idrivebigredtrucks3015 Před 2 lety +19

    Let’s be real though, fat tony and his mob are some of the most loved characters.

  • @nook8942
    @nook8942 Před 2 lety +11

    The Yakuza vs Mafia scene is one of the greatest in the entire show

  • @LazarouDave
    @LazarouDave Před 3 lety +10

    That whole "It fell off a truck" sequence was so delightfully daft, it had no right being as funny as it was 😂

  • @hudsonclarkk
    @hudsonclarkk Před 2 lety +24

    my favorite fat tony line is him saying his wife was “whacked by natural causes”

  • @dindjarin9966
    @dindjarin9966 Před 3 lety +11

    That electric guitar when Chief Wiggum enters is so great.

  • @SouthJerseySam
    @SouthJerseySam Před rokem +9

    The fact that Homer managed to pull a Bugs Bunny on Fat Tony in the Pretzel episode made it so damn funny

  • @BaronVonMott
    @BaronVonMott Před 2 lety +8

    "I am not so much disappointed, as I am blinded by rage."
    There's a meme template if ever I saw one 😂

  • @bobbyluckey4094
    @bobbyluckey4094 Před 2 lety +10

    I laughed so hard I started crying…..”Did I hear astronomical…!”

  • @camwjohn95
    @camwjohn95 Před rokem +13

    I say this line way more than I probably should in polite company: 6:10

  • @jacktowers7533
    @jacktowers7533 Před rokem +6

    4:53 the fact Tony comes out from behind a tree much too small to hide him is a great hidden gag

  • @NYCZ31
    @NYCZ31 Před 2 lety +17

    I love how Fat Tony doesn’t get offended when Bart asks him flat out if they are crooks

  • @skywatcher1082
    @skywatcher1082 Před 2 lety +7

    7:34 eeeeeyyyy *Wait a Minute* 😆
    🤣 and Homer waiting for the little Yakuza member to do something while he looks so serious.
    💛Simpsons early visuals and comedic timing will always be one of the bests

  • @qwellen7521
    @qwellen7521 Před 3 lety +142

    How does Wigum know the difference between pure and impure rats milk?

    • @benjaminoechsli1941
      @benjaminoechsli1941 Před 3 lety +27

      "Our rats have not been fed artificial growth hormones. The FDA has not found a significant difference between milk from rats fed artificial growth hormones and untreated rats."

    • @davidhong1934
      @davidhong1934 Před 3 lety +1

      @@dallinburnett8732
      They spike the milk after bottling it. It's how they make orange juice.

  • @heretic_engineer391
    @heretic_engineer391 Před 3 lety +16

    Can I just say how underrated Louis is? Like, he adds so much to his appearance & gets such good lines that I honestly kind of wish he would get his own focus episode

    • @onegoofyguy
      @onegoofyguy Před 3 lety +2

      I agree. A focus episode would be nice too considering he barely has his own personality

    • @fidny
      @fidny Před 2 lety +2

      Not on here but the Linguo episode when Louis tells the robot they’re gonna wack him in the garbonzo and Linguo explodes!!! Hilarious!

  • @JohnyG29
    @JohnyG29 Před 3 lety +26

    Johnny Tight-Lips was pretty good at surviving gun shot wounds.

  • @antbrooks1625
    @antbrooks1625 Před 2 lety +5

    "I'm not gonna rest until 1 of us is behind bars!" LMAO Wiggums is hilarious man

  • @scribejay
    @scribejay Před 3 lety +43

    The one missing here:
    "What have I done to deserve this flat, flavorless Manhattan?"

    • @sarafalco6476
      @sarafalco6476 Před 3 lety +5

      And what about these?
      Johnny: The Boss, he’s got a thing for the Ya-Yas.
      (Near Louie and Johnny, Fat Tony is crying to the in-flight movie)
      Fat Tony: (Crying) Why was I born a man?
      (He blows his nose on his pizza slice instead of his white handkerchief from his jacket pocket)
      Fat Tony entertaining his men with Don Corleone’s orange peel in the mouth technique. (As well as Louie talking about his mom in this same scene)
      And the whole “Italian-American Mexican Standoff?” (From Maggie arriving at Luigi’s upon following Fat Tony’s gang to Moe saving Maggie by moving Fat Tony’s gang, the Castellaneta Family, and President of the Italian-American Anti-Defamation League to tears by Maggie’s innocence and how it changed Moe’s life)

  • @k.r.jrandomchannel8022
    @k.r.jrandomchannel8022 Před 3 lety +39

    "Would that be a crime Bart?"
    "Hell no"
    I love that

  • @erikcontreras-scheffrin8126

    I can’t take 0:30 seriously with the mermaid man and barnacle boy song in the background 😂

  • @ma3mc3mu-X
    @ma3mc3mu-X Před 9 měsíci +1

    "Uh, I prefer the cat. He hates Mondays; we can _all_ relate."

  • @sorenman1
    @sorenman1 Před 3 lety +17

    Johnny Tightlips is tightlips till the end. Mad respects, wish i had him at my bachelor party.