It's like he was sprinting to them a few seconds beforehand, but since we see the footage he's clearly the type to get winded by a single flight of stairs.
NGL that was actually kinda funny and I can see it getting a laugh and moving thru the rejection with his head up high if he wasn’t so awkward with his delivery in EVERY FKN VIDEO
"Are you a nuclear reactor? Because I'd like to insert my Uranium-235 fuel rod into your carefully water-cooled reactor core"-Probably Graduate of Rizz Academy
Literally the only thing that had me laugh. Like this dude could actually be funny if he wasn't focused on just getting a girl. Like, just practice on standup, and the girls will come anyway. Cuz…hobbies and interests give you people you vibe with to be around.
Being a Dude, watching this, hurts my soul. I genuinely feel the pain of these girls & that's thru the screen & hypothetically putting myself in their shoes. It's awful..
I understand they mean it with good nature, but it’s still scary when guys come up, especially with a phone. It makes me worried that they would be up to something. That’s at least from my girl-perspective (I can’t tell if you’re being sarcastic though 😂)
@@Eggofficial09 yeah i don’t blame you. You can’t really expect these type of interactions to go well when you walk up to someone and start recording them
yep, that's just a self defense mechanism that we've taught women, to not escalate their potential aggressor .. but the disadvantage is what you say, it can give the guy the delusion
I could imagine this guy going up to a girl carrying a deflated soccer ball and saying, “someone took my balls air away, just like you take my breath away.”
This is easily my favorite trash pickup artist so far. I love how he doesnt even pretend this stuff works and doesnt press at all with things after he fails, he just takes every L he receives and walks away with it. This account def looks like some kind of joke or troll to me but maybe it isn’t
Seems kind of halfway, anyway i honestly don't get whats so wrong with this, a little cringey but he's not pushy or inappropriate or anything. @@joetrump5750
It's 100% just trolling. It's cringe af but as per usual Charlie's fragile, sheltered audience manages to turn every awkward or cringe interaction between a man and a woman into some dangerous, predatory life or death situation. I wonder if these people ever go outside, considering how hysterical they are about any slightly unpleasant human interaction.
Yeah, the fact that he doesn't push it is the one respectable thing about him, he just says the line and disappears, minimizing the levels of cringe and discomfort
That was actually a pretty good off the cuff response. Since he NEVER asked her if she had a girlfriend or not. Random response to random comment is peak rizz!!!!! 😆😆😆😆😆😆
Damn it's impressive how at the rare occasion someone actually enjoys the compliment, he completely obliterates the good vibes by asking for an instagram or a number.
@inkwell6131 lol what? I don't get it. Are you upset that I'm laughing at pickup artists and saying I pay for YT to diss me in response? Otherwise, I'm at a complete loss on what you meant. I don't pay for YT currently, I did a couple years ago. I pay for memberships to creators and YT takes a cut of that. Not that it matters
Are you crazy? Charlie's examples were intentionally creepy to the point of being registered as a sex offender. The guys pickup lines were honestly decent.
@@AddlersStreamer Honestly I hope that's what it is, and it's not him comparing someone's partner to a pet. He could love that goldfish more than anything but that's not the same lol
But that was a perfect and clever response. Because instead of saying “oh man, better luck next time!” He jokes about it, and that’s what makes this guy charming imo What would have you said?
@@girl.anachronism5639 If she hit him with that line she doesn't like him. Doesn't matter what else she likes she's telling him he stands no chance ever.
Why are we shaming guys like this? Oh it's because society has brainwashed themselves because they think that a genuine guy asking out a women is cause for death for the man. If I talk to a women people say "you shouldn't talk to girls only to date them" or "leave her alone girls aren't outside to date" or something brain rotting like that. But today's day and age it's near impossible for girls to like you and for you to not get shunned for it too! It's pathetic. Guys like me are just really lonely and we need a girlfriend that'll understand us, be with us, respect us, and take care of us. I'm respectful towards women. I'm 100% supporter of women's right! I would give birth for my wife if it was possible. I would do anything for my girlfriend no matter the cost. Sadly I am very lonely. Tinder is unsuccessful and basically useless. So us men have no choice to try and talk to women outside. Those who are successful are below the 1% of people. That's real luck. There's no gard work put into that. For the rest of us 99% normal people we are rejected and shunned by society. And when we are, we are further shunned by society just for being lonely! The term "no bitches" or "maidenless" should be deemed a slur towards single people. We need to embrace single people and bring them happiness! Not sadness. We should even ban Feb 14 and make a better Feb 15! A day for real people! People who are single and lonely! I need a girlfriend. I really do. I love any women above the age of 18 who aren't blood related. Sadly none of them like me back and I will die forever because society crushes us. Spread love not hate❤
He's just nervous leave him alone! He's nervous of society shaming him for asking out a girl. In today's day and age, if a lonely man wants a gf and he gets the strength and courage to finally go up to a girl and ask her out he has a 98% chance of the girl saying no and society ridiculing him for even trying to ask out a girl. Only 1% of guys have the girls say yes and the other 1% of guys have the girls magically fall in their laps and become their gfs without them even having to say anything or put in any work. Sadly I'm in the majority ball park of people. Women just ignore me and when I do try to say something they think I'm a creep just for simply being a lonely man. Sad world we live in. Sad world
@@supermario7268He's not asking woman out though. He's just using cringy pickup lines and posting them in tiktok for clicks. He's not shooting his shot lol
You sound completely insane. Everyone knows you're supposed to ambush a random stranger in the middle of their day in the most off-putting manner possible.
This works at a platonic level, but for romance/dating you have to actually escalate things into flirting, and talking about your favourite movie or video games for 2 hours doesn't actually lead anywhere. And this is where most guys struggle, and I used to do this myself. What actually helped me was seeing concrete examples of how it's done, and after I learned those things everything got much better. This isn't about memorising lines or being fake or manipulative, it's literally just training wheels in the form of ideas or pointers, which then leads into genuine and fun interactions. For instance, it could be just learning about questions which can spark interesting or flirty conversations, and instead of freezing up and not know what to say, or having a very bland conversation you don't really enjoy, you now have a great conversation simply because you know how to start them. Men seeking advice on how to flirt or make women interested is a tale as old as time, though.
@@sh0werp0wer I suppose I could have sprinkled in that flirting would be involved, but you have to lay the ground work. There also isn't a cookie-cutter formula to get a woman though. I wouldn't know how in today's environment for example, as I've been married for the past 12. What I know to be true is pick up lines have roughly a 90% fail rate though and it would be better in most cases just to ask questions and give a little info about yourself. Again, basically a casual conversation.
I genuinely can't imagine a world in which pickup lines even work. Honestly like the nicest "pickup" line I ever got was when this guy was walking the opposite way I was going on the same sidewalk, and without slowing down, he smiled and told me he hoped I had a wonderful day. It wasn't even a pickup line, but it gave me the chance if I had wanted to talk to him.
@@cyberklashnikov3062 I feel like that's how the vast majority of people *actually* use these sorts of pick up lines. It's a corny, funny little thing for when you're already in a relationship
The one thing I'll give this man, despite being cringe, he knows when to quit after the first or second no. Better than like 80% of the pick-up artist community out there.
@@James-xm3exI don’t think there’s any problem with an “are you sure?” check, as long as they listen to “yeah, I’m sure”. A good amount of women have knee-jerk reactions to say no, but if given a moment to think it over, might change their mind. No problem with respectfully making sure.
me today thinking: I'm just gonna start using corny pick up lines and see if that works on dating apps. me after seeing this video: thank you charlie, I didnt send a corny pick up line and you may haved saved me eternal embarssment.
Bad pickup lines can work, a bunch of people put that in their tinder profile and such. But not when youre filming it and are weird about it. If you like that kindof goofiness of a bad pickup line then trying to find someone similar is a good way to do it, but it should be more of a joke to start the conversation then the entire way of trying to get someones interest. Thats my very unprofessional advice
@@Erodent If you're working out how to flirt with or engage with women, I'd avoid some of these videos and their comment sections, because they're way over the top imo. I mean this dude is just straight up a mess, so it's fair game to ridicule him, but the bar for calling something creepy/scary/harassment/predatory on this channel is ridiculously low. I think best example may be the one about the "dating guru" which literally just did normal flirting, respectful approaches, nothing out of the ordinary, no manipulation, no harassment or persisting, and the comment section was armchair psychoanalysing how every girl with a slightly nervous laugh was actually fearing for their life.
Personally that wouldn't work on me but every girls different 🤷🏻♀️. I'd say comment on a hobby or something interesting in their profile or a non sexual compliment, we really appreciate real communication so we know you're interested in us not just copy and pasting a message to everyone you see. If their profiles kinda blank you could use a funny pick up line, almost anythings better than a 'hey'. We get a lot of messages so try to stand out, it's hard to decide who to reply to when every guys sending the same things :)
He couldn't even see her when he stopped her for looking too good, and then he popped the "I have a goldfish" straight off. Immediately after, the next girl, is legitimately scared, and I feel so bad for her.
I feel bad for her bc im sure queer women get heaps of guys hitting on them and either ignoring the fact that they're with a woman or doubling down and being into it
Oh my, how will she recover from feeling awkward/uncomfortable for 3 seconds. This happened to me once and I'm still in therapy trying to work through the emotions I felt that day😭 Now I don't leave the house out of fear that I might have an awkward or uncomfortable social interaction
I crumbled on the " hey cutie " and that wasnt even a pick up line. Am i trippin or is saying " hey cutie " to a random woman kinda wild lmao. Her fake laugh after was just icing on the cake.
my ex is emotionally/mentally cringe but he’s rich so he never makes pick up lines, he just says stuff like “wanna take a ride in my lambo? want to fly first class somewhere?” and the ladies always say “yes” 😅
The only time a stranger came up to “flirt” with me was a couple years ago in college. I was heading back to my dorm from dinner, when this girl went “Omg! I love your hair!” I (also a girl) turned to say thank you and she was walking toward me and she said “Oh wow you’re pretty.” So I’m already very flustered because I’m not used to that. And she asks if I’m heading to dinner. I started saying I was heading back to my dorm but- she cut me off asking me to come to a bible study. Idk if it was a tactic to try and get queer people into conversion therapy or if she was queer and Christian. But it felt like she only wanted me to go to bible study and nothing besides that
straight girls dont really think twice about compliments from other girls so she was probably being friendly to get you to come, yes, but it had nothing to do with anything queer.
The saddest thing about bringing a prop to pick up girls is that they will instantly know that it was a premeditated setup. He didn't just happen to see you and think "wow, she's pretty, I better go talk to her." It's more like "I am here on a mission to find a girl and you just happened to be one that I saw." Also maybe don't ask them for their number immediately after hitting them with a dollar store canned pickup line. Try... I don't know... talking like a human being? Giving them a genuine compliment? I feel like the strategy here is genuinely to catch the girl so off guard that she doesn't even have time to come up with a reason to say no and she'll just accidentally agree to give the guy their number.
If he were to talk to the girl without anything planned people will think he's a creep. Even with something planned people think he's a creep. Society today slams guys for just wanting a girlfriend and then call them creeps just because they don't want to be lonely anymore
@@supermario7268 Well this guy in particular is a creep because he's a creep. It has nothing to do with the fact that he wants to meet women, it's how he goes about it. I understand dating is hard and a lot of people don't want to do online/app dating but there are a million better ways to walk up to a woman and start a conversation than shown in these clips.
@@supermario7268 Walking up and bothering people with horrible pickup lines and trying to pry their phone number out of them generally does not make others feel comfortable. There's a billion better ways you can do that than going up to random people trying to go about their day and suddenly bothering them, the people who do that generally have less than noble intentions and it makes people (especially women) very uncomfortable cause odds are they know that. Want to not be lonely? Try being a decent friend, or just be pleasant to talk to. Stuff like this deserves the ridicule, cause pretty much all the time it just makes people feel worse.
It's good to find out her interests and hobbies from her and invite her to partake in them. If she likes horses, take her horse riding or let her talk to you endlessly about them, and don't interrupt.
@@supermario7268 Brother. Lets say he does this things right? He could laugh afterwards and make it a joke and infinitely be more likeable that way. The reason simply is because...its human to do cringy thingd every now and then when trying to do anything. But to go ahead and just speak like a robot to this people is infact inhuman in it's nature. Just be more upfront and be less robotic you know? Learn how to make friends basically. Many couples were friends first. That's my genuine advice.
Can you imagine a kid asking his mother how she met his dad and she says "He came up to me out of nowhere with an old rotary phone from the 60s and said it was broken and needed my number while recording me for TikTok". That interaction will NEVER happen.
@@johnderat2652 Imagine getting so mad at a comment as to call someone delusional. It might've been tame to you, but it was utterly cringeworthy to me.
@@johnderat2652 wait why would you choose the word delusional?? what about this comment makes op seem delusional? 😭 idgi. heck, i would understand more if you said something like overdramatic, even though i agree with op.
Women are scary dude. If they say yes no one says anything and you get a gf. If they say no they will think you're a creep and everyone around you who saw that will label you as a creep. This literally is happening in this comment section
The discomfort of all these girls talking to this dude is insane. You can see even a couple of them know instantly what is happening and try and give an answer that doesn’t play in to his nonsense.
I used to get pick up lines like these from old men at my last job (worked retail). Needless to say, all they got is a fake laugh and "my boss is calling me." In truth, I hid in the break room until they left. And it was a weekly thing.
There's nothing women love more than a stranger stopping them in the street to receive a list of previously chewed and rehearsed (yet nonsensical) pick up lines that have already been used and abused to oblivion... Imagine hearing from a friend that a random goober approached her and said her outfit was showing "adventurous" and asking for help with a vintage phone he picked up from Goodwill just for it to happen to you minutes later.
the fact that you know this guy rehearses this shit and does it do probably dozens of girls every day and yet manages to mess it up and stutter and have a shaky voice while doing it is the worst part of it. i mean, props to him for fighting his insecurities and making some money from social media while at it, but he really does let them show in the videos which makes it so much worse to watch
Imagine if she'd replied with "Well, I have the memory of a goldfish. I'll forget you ever spoke to me". That would have been brutal, but wittier than anything this goofy goober could come up with.
Another underrated rizz technique is recording the entire interaction between you and the person you want to like you
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@ChrisShafferOfficial what is wrong with you? Clout hungry goblin istg
Penguinz0 inspires me... My parents said if i get 50k followers they'd buy me a professional camera for recording begging u guys.
@@mirjinou7999how ab you get a job bum
Yes RizzAcademy is crazy but why is promotion his content and fishing for views on this ?
My favorite thing about him is how heavily he breathes after he says his one-liners. It makes him look like a top-tier gentleman.
It's like he was sprinting to them a few seconds beforehand, but since we see the footage he's clearly the type to get winded by a single flight of stairs.
Sigma ohio rizz in ohio, rainbow frieds sigma chad skibidi rizzler
Àaww
@@ChrisShafferOfficialThe fuck kinda crack you smoking
"*tips hat* m'lady" head ass
" I have a girlfriend"
" I have a goldfish"
truly the game winning play
Not only is she in a relationship, but she don't even want you at all
see the true rizzlers know that the proper response to this is
"oh i have a girlfriend"
"yeah and i got a gun"
NGL that was actually kinda funny and I can see it getting a laugh and moving thru the rejection with his head up high if he wasn’t so awkward with his delivery in EVERY FKN VIDEO
ironically this was the actual funniest thing he said, he just used it in the complete wrong situation
We have a hulk
Every girl's uncomfortable laugh gave me the hardest second hand embarrassment I could have possibly felt
Same, but not jsut for her, but as though i was feeling what he should've been. it's sooo bad
Woah!!!
Haha I'm gonna have to remember that one, "second hand embarrassment" almost diagnosed me with the death 😂
"Are you a nuclear reactor? Because I'd like to insert my Uranium-235 fuel rod into your carefully water-cooled reactor core"-Probably Graduate of Rizz Academy
...
Yeah sure I'm down😉😩
I'm going to put my quantum harmonizer in your photonic resonation chamber!
@@TwilightWolf285 yeah? up yours too buddy
IM LOVIN THIS RIIIIDEEE SMOOTH LIKE A BEAMER😖SMOOTH LIKE TUAT HENNY👶THIS WHAT HAPPEN WHEN WE DRIKING
Nah this is actually funny. They wouldn't be this funny.
“I HAVE A GIRLFRIEND!”
“I HAVE A GOLDFISH!”
Two amazing lines that should be included in any action movie.
the only funny part of this dudes account
Raise your spork up
Remake Death Wish but replace the wife with a goldfish you cowards.
They fly now??
Literally the only thing that had me laugh. Like this dude could actually be funny if he wasn't focused on just getting a girl.
Like, just practice on standup, and the girls will come anyway. Cuz…hobbies and interests give you people you vibe with to be around.
And than rizzildorf came and said ”you’re a rizzard harry“, that was truly emotional and made me go to rizz acedemy
Hagrizz
Being a Dude, watching this, hurts my soul. I genuinely feel the pain of these girls & that's thru the screen & hypothetically putting myself in their shoes. It's awful..
Totally agree (I'm 6,1" btw)
Yeah it was pretty uncomfortable to watch. He has balls though I’ll give him that
I understand they mean it with good nature, but it’s still scary when guys come up, especially with a phone. It makes me worried that they would be up to something. That’s at least from my girl-perspective
(I can’t tell if you’re being sarcastic though 😂)
@@Eggofficial09 yeah i don’t blame you. You can’t really expect these type of interactions to go well when you walk up to someone and start recording them
What pain? They don’t seem to be in any danger. It’s just a guy trying to pick up girls.
I almost couldn't bare it. The amount of clips he showed us was attempted murder.
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Penguinz0 inspires me... My parents said if i get 50k followers they'd buy me a professional camera for recording begging u guys.
fr bro, i had to cover my face because i couldnt bare to watch it
i almost died of cringe after the guys laugh during the “have you seen my girlfriend” line 😭💀, and that’s the first one
Don't read my name
The fact that he genuinely thinks their fake laugh is a sign of attraction is scary
yep, that's just a self defense mechanism that we've taught women, to not escalate their potential aggressor .. but the disadvantage is what you say, it can give the guy the delusion
Yeah, I’d rather just say “thanks, but I’m not interested” but then I know there will be men who would become aggressive from it 😒
its very obviously satire
@@jjjk7895 ??? how? The girls clearly aren't in on it so where's the satire????
@@YehudiNimol the girls don't have to be in on it for it to be satire
"Are you a Playstation? Because I want to take you down to the station and play" is actually amazing
For real lmo
The way he still has the phone even when his line isn’t even about it 💀
Probably did multiple lines on that outing. Going home to drop off the phone before he changed lines would have stilted his mojo.
It's nuts how I can actually feel so uncomfortable simply by watching peak awkward interactions on a screen
Yeah and him repreating the same pick-up line for different girls
Cringe is well and truly alive
Even his delivery is awkward af.
I could feel the cringe through the screen.
The amount of times I almost clicked of the video is unreal
I had to keep pausing to catch my breath
I can just picture this guy going out to a bar and bringing a bag of props
This made me laugh out loud 😂😂😂😂😂
Yes, the Carrot Top of pick up artists.
bitches love prop comedy
CZcams just asked me if your comment was "relatable and good for me" 😂 don't worry brother, I gave you all the ticks. F yt.
Imagine you invite your friend to a bar and you see him walk in with a rotary phone
I could imagine this guy going up to a girl carrying a deflated soccer ball and saying, “someone took my balls air away, just like you take my breath away.”
idk how you came up with that you’re a natural
@@guesswhomofoits cause i attended rizz academy
@@joffles6516 i aspire to one day be as chad as you good sir
This is easily my favorite trash pickup artist so far. I love how he doesnt even pretend this stuff works and doesnt press at all with things after he fails, he just takes every L he receives and walks away with it. This account def looks like some kind of joke or troll to me but maybe it isn’t
bro like i really don't think it is but I really hope it is.
Seems kind of halfway, anyway i honestly don't get whats so wrong with this, a little cringey but he's not pushy or inappropriate or anything. @@joetrump5750
It's 100% just trolling. It's cringe af but as per usual Charlie's fragile, sheltered audience manages to turn every awkward or cringe interaction between a man and a woman into some dangerous, predatory life or death situation. I wonder if these people ever go outside, considering how hysterical they are about any slightly unpleasant human interaction.
At least the guy is actually doing approaches. Half these dorks who watch charlie have never spoken to a woman let alone went outside
Yeah, the fact that he doesn't push it is the one respectable thing about him, he just says the line and disappears, minimizing the levels of cringe and discomfort
It's actually so funny because Charlie trying to make bad pickup lines would probably break the ice better than the rizzler over there
Fr
Aaww
I unironically liked the james bond one.
glazing like crazy
@@groverkiinmuppetborn714have you watched the mummy because i wanna put a baby in you and make you a mommy
Recently took a course from this academy, got my first rizztraining order. This guy knows his stuff!
Don't read my name
😂🤣👏🏻👏🏻
That was certainly a rizzky joke
This comment shall go far
@@Jeff-cr9hoit certainly must
I actually liked the “I have a goldfish” but not as a pick up line more as a quip.
That was actually a pretty good off the cuff response.
Since he NEVER asked her if she had a girlfriend or not. Random response to random comment is peak rizz!!!!!
😆😆😆😆😆😆
You know content this bad is also good when Charlie shows it to us like a little brother showing off something he found in the garden.
He could reduce cringe by 50% if he uses that awkward silence afterwards to say "have a good day" and laughing a little.
Don't read my name.
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Do ppl even fall for these bots
@@mochiraka6579 unfortunately
This. And asking her for a date like this probably tanks his chances of getting one.
Damn it's impressive how at the rare occasion someone actually enjoys the compliment, he completely obliterates the good vibes by asking for an instagram or a number.
Gen Z dating 101.
thats his end goal , so why not
@@delayedcreator4783 cuz thats werid
@@MajimaEnterprises??? I hope not that’s horrifying
@@rosa_stars349 no it isn't
It’s one thing to do this in person, but proudly posting these clips online under the caption „Rizz Academy“ takes a whole new level of courage
@5:57 okay that was actually perfect. I'm swooning over the mummy one
You pay for CZcams
@inkwell6131 lol what? I don't get it. Are you upset that I'm laughing at pickup artists and saying I pay for YT to diss me in response?
Otherwise, I'm at a complete loss on what you meant.
I don't pay for YT currently, I did a couple years ago. I pay for memberships to creators and YT takes a cut of that. Not that it matters
Bro glazing
@@inkwell6131 is that meant to be an insult?
All the pick-up lines Charlie comes up with ironically are better than anything this guy has ever said
I have a goldfish was gold.
Glazing
The mummy line was hilarious and you’d probably get a laugh out of some girls w it
@@Rspsand07 it does not lead to further interaction only to make the guy feel better
Are you crazy? Charlie's examples were intentionally creepy to the point of being registered as a sex offender. The guys pickup lines were honestly decent.
"I have a girlfriend."
"I have a goldfish."
"I have respect for human beings."
"I don't."
Really what that boiled down to.
Woah, that’s actually spot on. I’ve never heard that before
Having a girlfriend doesn't necessarily mean you have respect for people, but I see what you're tryna say.
i understood
"Im breedable"
"Im breedable"
but idk im not an expert
@@frankcaggiano8282she has respect for her gf so I guess it kinda does
@frankcaggiano8282 replying to someone trying to date you with "sorry I'm already taken" respects the person they are currently dating
Dude got the mental balls, and out of these whole rizz actions he still hasn't yet tried to strive some better lines.
"hey lady are you a playstation cause I wanna take you down to the station and play"
Rizz Professors: "write that down!"
you know this man is the top sigma alpha male if a girl says "I have a girlfriend" and without skipping a beat he says "I have a goldfish"
I really want to know the context for that comeback
@@idkoctavia he has a goldfish
@@idkoctavia probably some shit like "i thought we were just sayin irrelevant things"
@@AddlersStreamer Honestly I hope that's what it is, and it's not him comparing someone's partner to a pet. He could love that goldfish more than anything but that's not the same lol
But that was a perfect and clever response. Because instead of saying “oh man, better luck next time!” He jokes about it, and that’s what makes this guy charming imo
What would have you said?
I nearly choked when that one girl tried avoiding him instantly
Penguinz0 inspires me... My parents said if i get 50k followers they'd buy me a professional camera for recording begging u guys.
Makes me wonder if she’s encountered him before
Don't read my name.
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W pfp
I had to cut the video off cause it’s physically painful to continue watching it tbh, thanks Charlie 🙏🏾
7:02 that face is GOLD!
He has so much confidence to approach them, but then when he talks, it sounds like he's on the verge of an anxiety attack... he's fascinating 😅
A true soldier of our time.
He's just like me
@@supermario7268 slide 4
TRUST THE PROCESS
@@francistoopiln709losing battle after battle.
These ladies were so nice and polite, I got so much respect for them
Hii
Almost all women are like this
They didn't need to be. I would've completely understood if they ignored him and ran the other way
@@dueveritydefintely not biased
@@dueverity true, I was literally thinking "women are too polite to weird men"
"because you are a treat everyday" is the only one that could be said but only with someone you already love and loves you obviously >.>
2:35 Everyone knows that the response to “I have a boyfriend/girlfriend” is “you deserve two/one of each” 😂
“I have a girlfriend.” Dude was really barking up the wrong tree 😂
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Not necessarily. Just because she has a girlfriend doesn’t mean she doesn’t also like men.
@@girl.anachronism5639 If she hit him with that line she doesn't like him. Doesn't matter what else she likes she's telling him he stands no chance ever.
@@girl.anachronism5639bro hitting on anyone w a partner is the wrong tree 💀
@@girl.anachronism5639okay but she said she's taken.
Pickup artist classes are very useful for showing you exactly what NOT to do.
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Penguinz0 inspires me... My parents said if i get 50k followers they'd buy me a professional camera for recording begging u guys.
My secret technique is to do nothing
Exactly. That’s the main thing I’m learning from these videos. Don’t do any of these things
Why are we shaming guys like this? Oh it's because society has brainwashed themselves because they think that a genuine guy asking out a women is cause for death for the man. If I talk to a women people say "you shouldn't talk to girls only to date them" or "leave her alone girls aren't outside to date" or something brain rotting like that. But today's day and age it's near impossible for girls to like you and for you to not get shunned for it too! It's pathetic. Guys like me are just really lonely and we need a girlfriend that'll understand us, be with us, respect us, and take care of us. I'm respectful towards women. I'm 100% supporter of women's right! I would give birth for my wife if it was possible. I would do anything for my girlfriend no matter the cost. Sadly I am very lonely. Tinder is unsuccessful and basically useless. So us men have no choice to try and talk to women outside. Those who are successful are below the 1% of people. That's real luck. There's no gard work put into that. For the rest of us 99% normal people we are rejected and shunned by society. And when we are, we are further shunned by society just for being lonely! The term "no bitches" or "maidenless" should be deemed a slur towards single people. We need to embrace single people and bring them happiness! Not sadness. We should even ban Feb 14 and make a better Feb 15! A day for real people! People who are single and lonely! I need a girlfriend. I really do. I love any women above the age of 18 who aren't blood related. Sadly none of them like me back and I will die forever because society crushes us. Spread love not hate❤
I love when you post short videos cuz when I eat, it takes the exact amount of time to finish my food as well as your videos. 💖💖😭
"Hey girl, are you pants because I'm gonna put you on"
I love how after every pickup line he starts intensely panting to really let the creepy set in
Didnt ask. I lUV ANIMAL ABVSE. My content is more entertaining has more substance than this utubers entire career. Eye posted proof
He's just nervous leave him alone! He's nervous of society shaming him for asking out a girl. In today's day and age, if a lonely man wants a gf and he gets the strength and courage to finally go up to a girl and ask her out he has a 98% chance of the girl saying no and society ridiculing him for even trying to ask out a girl. Only 1% of guys have the girls say yes and the other 1% of guys have the girls magically fall in their laps and become their gfs without them even having to say anything or put in any work. Sadly I'm in the majority ball park of people. Women just ignore me and when I do try to say something they think I'm a creep just for simply being a lonely man. Sad world we live in. Sad world
@@supermario7268delete this my boy😂
@@supermario7268He's not asking woman out though. He's just using cringy pickup lines and posting them in tiktok for clicks. He's not shooting his shot lol
@@supermario7268r/niceguys
I've never had to stop watching one of Charlie's videos before but I have been defeated by Rizz Academy's malicious cringe.
Didnt ask. I lUV ANIMAL ABVSE. My content is more entertaining has more substance than this utubers entire career. Eye posted proof
Penguinz0 inspires me... My parents said if i get 50k followers they'd buy me a professional camera for recording begging u guys.
I only lasted one minute and 30 seconds into this one before the cringe overwhelmed me, I had to click off
Same, it was making me nauseated.
Fr this shit is so sad
5:08 the saddest thing is he could have pulled a baddie but he braught up the phone and shut that shit right down
"Are you a fart? Because you just blew me away." was probably single best pick up line I've seen happen in real time.
Fellas if you have a hard time finding love just know you’ll never have as much negative rizz as this guy
Bet.
He may fail 99 times but he won't fail 100 times
@@supermario7268who cares if hes being a menace to society 99% of the time?
How about me, I asked like 5 girls a day for their numbers and got a reputation for doing so. People did not like it.
@@grobble7321 did they yes atleast?
5:57 is the best freestyle line that i ever heard from Charlie
"hey uhm-uh you- if I if a spider bites me i become spiderman, if i- you- if you bite me can i be your man? heHEheaeHeÄHEHehE "
Congratulations Mr. Moist, this was officially the very first video you've released that I couldn't make it to the 3 minute mark. Bravo Rizz Academy.
I nearly quit at the 3 minute mark, but I NEEDED to know what happened next 🤣
I started watching this video while eating breakfast, it literally destroyed my whole day
I made it for minutes, just lost 25 years of my life
I literally read this comment and said uh it's not that bad. Then i got to 3 minutes.. I'm pausing to leave this comment here and shutting the video 🤣
Yeah I've never experienced this much pain watching Charlie's videos
This is depressing that we’ve fallen this far
Didnt ask. I lUV ANIMAL ABVSE. My content is more entertaining has more substance than this utubers entire career. Eye posted proof.
Not true
Don't read my name!!!!!
We'll only keep falling
Humanity is far to diverse to say "we". We aren't all losers, I'm sure you're far better than this creep, we can disown these creeps if we really try.
Another difficult watch Charles. Thank you
that mummy joke was so bad it made my drink go in reverse
Charlie's lines mocking the dude in the video are 100x better than the actual lines the guy uses.
the Mummy - Mommy one had me giggling.
They're also more straight-forward.
This absolute specimen has Covid for the third time and isn't letting it hold him back as he posts the most amazing content.
Didnt ask. I lUV ANIMAL ABVSE. My content is more entertaining has more substance than this utubers entire career. Eye posted proof.
Bots are getting out of hand lol ❤
Yes RizzAcademy is crazy but why is promotion his content and fishing for views on this ?
Don't read my name!!!!!
@@ChrisShafferOfficial Why do you exist your whole purpose here is to say "My content is better than ___"
Oh lawd I think this might be it for me.
Funniest thing is that meeting people you wanna be with gets a lot easier if you just talk normally and talk about normal shit.
THATS WHAT IVE BEEN SAYING
You sound completely insane. Everyone knows you're supposed to ambush a random stranger in the middle of their day in the most off-putting manner possible.
If you try to talk to girls you don't know they will think your a creep. Sad smh
This works at a platonic level, but for romance/dating you have to actually escalate things into flirting, and talking about your favourite movie or video games for 2 hours doesn't actually lead anywhere.
And this is where most guys struggle, and I used to do this myself. What actually helped me was seeing concrete examples of how it's done, and after I learned those things everything got much better. This isn't about memorising lines or being fake or manipulative, it's literally just training wheels in the form of ideas or pointers, which then leads into genuine and fun interactions. For instance, it could be just learning about questions which can spark interesting or flirty conversations, and instead of freezing up and not know what to say, or having a very bland conversation you don't really enjoy, you now have a great conversation simply because you know how to start them.
Men seeking advice on how to flirt or make women interested is a tale as old as time, though.
@@sh0werp0wer I suppose I could have sprinkled in that flirting would be involved, but you have to lay the ground work. There also isn't a cookie-cutter formula to get a woman though. I wouldn't know how in today's environment for example, as I've been married for the past 12. What I know to be true is pick up lines have roughly a 90% fail rate though and it would be better in most cases just to ask questions and give a little info about yourself. Again, basically a casual conversation.
I genuinely can't imagine a world in which pickup lines even work. Honestly like the nicest "pickup" line I ever got was when this guy was walking the opposite way I was going on the same sidewalk, and without slowing down, he smiled and told me he hoped I had a wonderful day. It wasn't even a pickup line, but it gave me the chance if I had wanted to talk to him.
I only ever use pickup lines when I'm actually in a relationship with someone just to be funny
I mean. He did get a number.
@@cyberklashnikov3062 I feel like that's how the vast majority of people *actually* use these sorts of pick up lines. It's a corny, funny little thing for when you're already in a relationship
@@heckingbamboozled8097Exactly
5000 “no’s” but it only takes one “yes” 🤣
Charlie's playstation line that he used as an example of a bad pickup line is better than the actual typewriter line from the guy
Charlie’s “I look forward to your enrollment” was smoother than every single one of that guy’s lines
The one thing I'll give this man, despite being cringe, he knows when to quit after the first or second no. Better than like 80% of the pick-up artist community out there.
“or second”😂😂
@@James-xm3exI don’t think there’s any problem with an “are you sure?” check, as long as they listen to “yeah, I’m sure”. A good amount of women have knee-jerk reactions to say no, but if given a moment to think it over, might change their mind. No problem with respectfully making sure.
@@caidalee1994 I guess that’s true. In these cases the women strike me as blatantly uncomfortable so it’s obvious the first no will be a second
@@caidalee1994If someone says no, it wasn’t an accident, and I think asking “are you sure” just prolongs the awkwardness for both people imo
Yeah; most of them hear "no" and think that's step 1 into getting her number
Getting through this video was like trying to walk across a hallway filled with legos without shoes on.
me today thinking: I'm just gonna start using corny pick up lines and see if that works on dating apps.
me after seeing this video: thank you charlie, I didnt send a corny pick up line and you may haved saved me eternal embarssment.
Bad pickup lines can work, a bunch of people put that in their tinder profile and such.
But not when youre filming it and are weird about it.
If you like that kindof goofiness of a bad pickup line then trying to find someone similar is a good way to do it, but it should be more of a joke to start the conversation then the entire way of trying to get someones interest.
Thats my very unprofessional advice
@@TjallieBrrr unprofessional but solid advice. Thank you
@@Erodent If you're working out how to flirt with or engage with women, I'd avoid some of these videos and their comment sections, because they're way over the top imo.
I mean this dude is just straight up a mess, so it's fair game to ridicule him, but the bar for calling something creepy/scary/harassment/predatory on this channel is ridiculously low. I think best example may be the one about the "dating guru" which literally just did normal flirting, respectful approaches, nothing out of the ordinary, no manipulation, no harassment or persisting, and the comment section was armchair psychoanalysing how every girl with a slightly nervous laugh was actually fearing for their life.
Personally that wouldn't work on me but every girls different 🤷🏻♀️. I'd say comment on a hobby or something interesting in their profile or a non sexual compliment, we really appreciate real communication so we know you're interested in us not just copy and pasting a message to everyone you see. If their profiles kinda blank you could use a funny pick up line, almost anythings better than a 'hey'. We get a lot of messages so try to stand out, it's hard to decide who to reply to when every guys sending the same things :)
He couldn't even see her when he stopped her for looking too good, and then he popped the "I have a goldfish" straight off. Immediately after, the next girl, is legitimately scared, and I feel so bad for her.
I mean i’d assume she was, but the clip literally cuts off before she can register a reaction not sure what ur on about
Bro u see her jump at the approach? 😂 she was legitimately scared from the start 😭
I feel bad for her bc im sure queer women get heaps of guys hitting on them and either ignoring the fact that they're with a woman or doubling down and being into it
@granthasclout3274 Lmao you can't tell, bless your heart.
Oh my, how will she recover from feeling awkward/uncomfortable for 3 seconds. This happened to me once and I'm still in therapy trying to work through the emotions I felt that day😭 Now I don't leave the house out of fear that I might have an awkward or uncomfortable social interaction
7:03 man I felt that
It's pretty comforting knowing how low the bar is. We can all make it if we try
Yo Charlie you're a natural rizz god. Those one liners were top tier. Teach me
I’ve never felt the sensation of wanting to vomit because of cringe but the ticket pick up line did it for me.
I crumbled on the " hey cutie " and that wasnt even a pick up line. Am i trippin or is saying " hey cutie " to a random woman kinda wild lmao. Her fake laugh after was just icing on the cake.
@@chaotix7275I have a girlfriend "I have a goldfish" like bro she shit you down she doesn't even like dick!
Hey babe. I’m your future ‘fails to pay child support guy’. Let’s make this happen.
my ex is emotionally/mentally cringe but he’s rich so he never makes pick up lines, he just says stuff like “wanna take a ride in my lambo? want to fly first class somewhere?” and the ladies always say “yes” 😅
I felt suicidal before, but after watching this video i want to take him with me.
the things we do for love
Mood
ayo chill dawg
@@shelby5809 mooder
*Martydom acquired*
i love that charlie gets the PUA jargon spot on… takes me back to the good ol days
The only time a stranger came up to “flirt” with me was a couple years ago in college. I was heading back to my dorm from dinner, when this girl went “Omg! I love your hair!” I (also a girl) turned to say thank you and she was walking toward me and she said “Oh wow you’re pretty.” So I’m already very flustered because I’m not used to that. And she asks if I’m heading to dinner. I started saying I was heading back to my dorm but- she cut me off asking me to come to a bible study.
Idk if it was a tactic to try and get queer people into conversion therapy or if she was queer and Christian. But it felt like she only wanted me to go to bible study and nothing besides that
If someone complements you on something it doesn't mean that they want to sleep with you
straight girls dont really think twice about compliments from other girls so she was probably being friendly to get you to come, yes, but it had nothing to do with anything queer.
Woah!!!
The saddest thing about bringing a prop to pick up girls is that they will instantly know that it was a premeditated setup.
He didn't just happen to see you and think "wow, she's pretty, I better go talk to her." It's more like "I am here on a mission to find a girl and you just happened to be one that I saw."
Also maybe don't ask them for their number immediately after hitting them with a dollar store canned pickup line. Try... I don't know... talking like a human being? Giving them a genuine compliment? I feel like the strategy here is genuinely to catch the girl so off guard that she doesn't even have time to come up with a reason to say no and she'll just accidentally agree to give the guy their number.
If he were to talk to the girl without anything planned people will think he's a creep. Even with something planned people think he's a creep. Society today slams guys for just wanting a girlfriend and then call them creeps just because they don't want to be lonely anymore
@@supermario7268 Well this guy in particular is a creep because he's a creep. It has nothing to do with the fact that he wants to meet women, it's how he goes about it. I understand dating is hard and a lot of people don't want to do online/app dating but there are a million better ways to walk up to a woman and start a conversation than shown in these clips.
@@supermario7268 Walking up and bothering people with horrible pickup lines and trying to pry their phone number out of them generally does not make others feel comfortable. There's a billion better ways you can do that than going up to random people trying to go about their day and suddenly bothering them, the people who do that generally have less than noble intentions and it makes people (especially women) very uncomfortable cause odds are they know that.
Want to not be lonely? Try being a decent friend, or just be pleasant to talk to. Stuff like this deserves the ridicule, cause pretty much all the time it just makes people feel worse.
It's good to find out her interests and hobbies from her and invite her to partake in them.
If she likes horses, take her horse riding or let her talk to you endlessly about them, and don't interrupt.
@@supermario7268 Brother. Lets say he does this things right? He could laugh afterwards and make it a joke and infinitely be more likeable that way. The reason simply is because...its human to do cringy thingd every now and then when trying to do anything. But to go ahead and just speak like a robot to this people is infact inhuman in it's nature. Just be more upfront and be less robotic you know? Learn how to make friends basically. Many couples were friends first. That's my genuine advice.
its so hard to get through these videos
i love how he stumbles his own words, meaning even he is insecure about what he is doing.
6:52 HIS FACE AT THE END IM DYING 💀💀
"I have a girlfriend"
"I have a goldfish."
Truly inspirational.
Can you imagine a kid asking his mother how she met his dad and she says "He came up to me out of nowhere with an old rotary phone from the 60s and said it was broken and needed my number while recording me for TikTok". That interaction will NEVER happen.
"Are you a play station 'cause i'd like to take you to the station and play" I'm using that
I think I physically turned inside out like a blackhole of flesh listening to these interactions.
I want to physically
Make you love me 😞❤️
Are you delusional? This was extremely tame. Dudes lines were actually decent (except the goldfish part lmao)
@@johnderat2652 Imagine getting so mad at a comment as to call someone delusional. It might've been tame to you, but it was utterly cringeworthy to me.
im balls deep
into the goal post on the other side of the field
@@johnderat2652 wait why would you choose the word delusional?? what about this comment makes op seem delusional? 😭 idgi. heck, i would understand more if you said something like overdramatic, even though i agree with op.
6:04 what an absolute banger line you should consider teaching at the rizz academy
I'm so happy that Charlie likes watching CodyKo because I love watching them both and their both my favorite creators
Eh, I’m a fan of the classics. The best being “Fuck me if I’m wrong, but I think we’ve met before” 😂
Impressive how he does not get any more confident even after so many attempts every interaction has nervous first try energy.
Do you know what else is impressive?
My love and loyalty for you ❤️
@@Rizz_guyAre you the guy? I don't think you're so bad, you just need to converse a bit more before asking for numbers. Good luck dude!
Women are scary dude. If they say yes no one says anything and you get a gf. If they say no they will think you're a creep and everyone around you who saw that will label you as a creep. This literally is happening in this comment section
The discomfort of all these girls talking to this dude is insane. You can see even a couple of them know instantly what is happening and try and give an answer that doesn’t play in to his nonsense.
Don't read my Name
A few of them genuinely laughed.
He may have failed but i believe in his gf endeavors
6:26 bro got those lines from chatgpt 💀💀💀
I like how he has so much rizz he cannot contain it all, so it causes him to be nervous and fumble some of his deliveries. He's just that cool.
6:25 can you imagine if she offered her number and he pulled out the rotary phone
This would have made this person an 11/10 content creator on the spot tbh
I was half expecting him to do so, Im so mad he didnt
Would be the worlds funniest and worst fumble
The Mummy flirt is GENIUS. Only Charlie could actually use that, being his fav movie
they not hearing Charlie😭
5:34 they should hire charlie hes a natural
I used to get pick up lines like these from old men at my last job (worked retail). Needless to say, all they got is a fake laugh and "my boss is calling me." In truth, I hid in the break room until they left. And it was a weekly thing.
Charlie’s sad face after the guy got shut down had me laughing so hard I started coughing and I farted. Good stuff
this comment was hillarious, good stuff
Ayo! Wtf! 😂 thats hilarious.
Sir, have my like! 😂
i watch charlie's videos in the hopes that they'll give me the joy of coughing and farting
Bro? 💀
5:48 Another Charlie out of context
"You dont need halloween, you can still see a clown right here"
"are you a cashier?" no "then stop checking me out"
i think this was the funniest vid you've posted in the last month 😭
I miss your old videos
I used to watch you 3 years ago, unsubscribed because your videos turned into raw cringe
I remember you, I hope the content creating scene's been easy to you.
who are you?
Hey didn't expect to see you here.
I usually never get secondhand embarrassment this bad from things, but I just can’t help but feel it.
Just imagine walking and from behind like an enemy troop in WW2 comes a stranger and says, and I quote, ✨”I like your backpack✨”.
This happened at my college and I don't know how to feel
There's nothing women love more than a stranger stopping them in the street to receive a list of previously chewed and rehearsed (yet nonsensical) pick up lines that have already been used and abused to oblivion...
Imagine hearing from a friend that a random goober approached her and said her outfit was showing "adventurous" and asking for help with a vintage phone he picked up from Goodwill just for it to happen to you minutes later.
Didnt ask. I lUV ANIMAL ABVSE. My content is more entertaining has more substance than this utubers entire career. Eye posted proof
the fact that you know this guy rehearses this shit and does it do probably dozens of girls every day and yet manages to mess it up and stutter and have a shaky voice while doing it is the worst part of it. i mean, props to him for fighting his insecurities and making some money from social media while at it, but he really does let them show in the videos which makes it so much worse to watch
I mean, is there a way to approach women that noone will find cringe/bad?
Not to mention the fact that he's literally filming them too hahahah
@@user-wl4yt1dn6z just do it
“i have a girlfriend, well i have a goldfish”
truly the comeback of all time
I was hoping to see a follow up
Kinda like "well I have a math test we can cheat on both"
It's from iCarly when someone asked Spencer if he had a girlfriend. Dude literally stealing lines
Imagine if she'd replied with "Well, I have the memory of a goldfish. I'll forget you ever spoke to me". That would have been brutal, but wittier than anything this goofy goober could come up with.
@@MajimaEnterprises goofy goober is crazy 🤣😭
I actually felt relief when the ad popped up.
3:02 i have never seen such pain in charlie's inflection