I'll embargo the whole table, I don't care (Catan)

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  • čas přidán 25. 08. 2024
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    After our friendship didn't end from Monopoly we figured it was time to take the next step and play Catan, the ultimate game of variance and trade. Check it out!
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Komentáře • 161

  • @Cherokeechuck9
    @Cherokeechuck9 Před 2 lety +108

    "This is like a sibling bargaining thing that I don't understand as an only child."

  • @jabbawabs
    @jabbawabs Před 2 lety +367

    Snook, Erlin, and Chyou back at it again with Catan. I can't get enough!!

    • @lunacrook9755
      @lunacrook9755 Před 2 lety +19

      classic group

    • @gibran7875
      @gibran7875 Před 2 lety +29

      How could you forget Marena, she might be quiet but she's there the whole time!

  • @Steveminesdiamonds
    @Steveminesdiamonds Před 2 lety +347

    I hate how much of a gaslighter Chyou is, and I hate that Erlin keeps falling for it

    • @transws6am
      @transws6am Před 2 lety +4

      I don't think I have ever seen a term more overused in ny life.

    • @Steveminesdiamonds
      @Steveminesdiamonds Před 2 lety +4

      @@transws6am okay

    • @transws6am
      @transws6am Před 2 lety

      @@Steveminesdiamonds tacos

    • @pieppy6058
      @pieppy6058 Před 2 lety +2

      @@transws6am I play this game by gaslighting and it is very fun

  • @MetaLemonaide
    @MetaLemonaide Před 2 lety +60

    Can’t tell if Malf is trying to gaslight Sips, Ryan or himself. And that bot holy hell. Bot almost won with everything stacked against them lol

  • @burningscorcher
    @burningscorcher Před 2 lety +200

    Malf was mentally dominated by his opponent

    • @scrub_jay
      @scrub_jay Před 2 lety +9

      Hit him with the brain melter

  • @s3vere195
    @s3vere195 Před 2 lety +75

    this would be even better with a 4th, so there isn't an obvious scapegoat

    • @sscswimmer1
      @sscswimmer1 Před 2 lety +12

      Watching the obvious scapegoat pop off is kinda fun though. 3 development cards right there could have won it for them instantly and it would have been hilarious

  • @MarsAres
    @MarsAres Před 2 lety +109

    "If either of us wins, we both win, digital handshake"
    The copium is thick.

  • @dimplr
    @dimplr Před 2 lety +114

    I'm absolutely loving the Catan

  • @timtapley8024
    @timtapley8024 Před 2 lety +195

    Please play more Catan. The expansions would be enjoyable to see.

    • @Nick-xu7ns
      @Nick-xu7ns Před 2 lety +11

      This is one of the only games where I think the expansions are better than the base game. Cities and Knights is absolutely fantastic.

    • @jackmannschreck726
      @jackmannschreck726 Před 2 lety +3

      Both cities and knights, and explorers and pirates are both incredible expansions

    • @legendaryp1geon628
      @legendaryp1geon628 Před 2 lety +3

      Both expansions are included on tabletop sim 👀

    • @hjack6463
      @hjack6463 Před 2 lety +1

      NL said he doesn't like the expansions

    • @MatthewMarcusTroop4Christ
      @MatthewMarcusTroop4Christ Před 2 lety

      What app is this they're playing on?

  • @mellowmanta8975
    @mellowmanta8975 Před 2 lety +193

    malf is the worst. very enjoyable to have him on as the villain. 10/10

    • @Nick-xu7ns
      @Nick-xu7ns Před 2 lety +70

      I find myself rooting for the villain in most media, and even I can’t find a single reason to root for Malf. He’s the perfect antagonist.

    • @asdfnewguy7029
      @asdfnewguy7029 Před 2 lety +17

      True heel

    • @asdfnewguy7029
      @asdfnewguy7029 Před 2 lety +1

      True heel

  • @brandonr2906
    @brandonr2906 Před 2 lety +76

    I do not think I would enjoy playing board games with malf

    • @suNn.K.O
      @suNn.K.O Před 2 lety +23

      The world is against him, didn't you know?

    • @shanadir
      @shanadir Před 2 lety +17

      As long as everyone is in on saying anything and everything to get ahead, it's great fun to play that way. But with sips still asking rule questions...

  • @suNn.K.O
    @suNn.K.O Před 2 lety +37

    A lot of sodium intake in Malf's diet I think.

  • @daglemj
    @daglemj Před 2 lety +16

    Ryan saying the bot is done and than getting completely blocked off by the bot was hilarious.

  • @claywall6
    @claywall6 Před 2 lety +42

    Would have been hilarious if Sips had of taken full credit for the win at the end and cut Malf out lol

  • @gplog7197
    @gplog7197 Před 2 lety +12

    29:36
    Get yourself someone that talks to you the way sips does when he trades

  • @mellow3995
    @mellow3995 Před 2 lety +28

    Bro that confused look of pain by NL at 19:24 had me rolling

    • @rexsteelx-fps6660
      @rexsteelx-fps6660 Před 2 lety +1

      whos NL?

    • @joshwoods1107
      @joshwoods1107 Před 2 lety

      @@rexsteelx-fps6660 Northern.
      Northern won the tournaments of fire back in 2011, back before we knew what "pogged out of my Gourd" even meant.
      Known alias as En Ell

  • @aidang8083
    @aidang8083 Před 2 lety +18

    “Thanks for the sheep dumb a**” had me rolling 😂

  • @zevsorokin8389
    @zevsorokin8389 Před 2 lety +62

    Catan is goated with the sauce.
    Meta = Get the best wheat spot and a decent ore spot first placement

    • @Midembo
      @Midembo Před 2 lety +12

      No wheat = defeat

    • @MetaLemonaide
      @MetaLemonaide Před 2 lety +6

      @@Midembo is that a delighted reference in the chat?

  • @stevefink2824
    @stevefink2824 Před 2 lety +5

    I haven't seen such poor Catan gameplay since yesterday. Would watch again. Pog.

  • @TriceratopsUnicorn
    @TriceratopsUnicorn Před 2 lety +29

    Always glad to see Malf lose

  • @KindaPointless
    @KindaPointless Před 2 lety +17

    Malf pisses me off so much lol, always thinks someone is out to get him but literally try’s to force everyone against Ryan in any game lol

    • @Nick-xu7ns
      @Nick-xu7ns Před 2 lety +11

      He’ll completely screw over someone because of some flawed logic and then later when someone makes a justified play that hinders him, he flips out with the “wHy ArE yOu TaRgEtInG mE”

    • @DeineMudda313313
      @DeineMudda313313 Před 2 lety +3

      he acts like russia when attacking ukraine, but I honestly think he does it for fun. it is pretty fun to gaslight people in game context.

  • @9PlatinumGamer9
    @9PlatinumGamer9 Před 2 lety +4

    I have 0 clue how this game works, but I'm still enjoying it

  • @Huesos138
    @Huesos138 Před 2 lety +57

    I don't understand. Why are two players with 7+ points each colluding with each other against a player with 4 points?

    • @Tottosmile
      @Tottosmile Před 2 lety +11

      I think that's called bullying?

    • @genghisg
      @genghisg Před 2 lety +28

      Malf always seems to be extra competitive against NL.

    • @cheilith1031
      @cheilith1031 Před 2 lety +1

      funny

    • @HQofrandom
      @HQofrandom Před 2 lety +23

      They're fresh off of last game where NL went from 6 to 10 points in a turn

    • @Huesos138
      @Huesos138 Před 2 lety +2

      @@HQofrandom So it's a matter of punishment? Presumably, they don't believe that he has a magic 4+ points in his back pocket every time, regardless of his lack of development cards.

  • @Gryzz
    @Gryzz Před 2 lety +4

    I think the best tip for all of you is to focus on a strategy with starting placements: Go for either cities and dev cards or roads and settlements; you don't necessarily need to start with everything, just be strong in one of those categories to start with and you should be able to expand as needed.

  • @lukalissimo
    @lukalissimo Před 2 lety +12

    keep it coming with Catan NL, loving itt

  • @danieloconnor4638
    @danieloconnor4638 Před 2 lety

    I can't believe that you guys use the robber diplomatically and are nice with it. Whenever I play everyone's putting the robber on whichever space would screw over others as much as possible

  • @TetsuoShimaNo41
    @TetsuoShimaNo41 Před 2 lety +2

    The board games have been great. Catan is definitely ahead of Monopoly, but both have been great. I'd love to see more of Catan for sure.

  • @youburntmytoast4478
    @youburntmytoast4478 Před 2 lety +4

    NL guessing exactly where Sips was gonna place his second settlement and not even realize he did that

    • @MetaLemonaide
      @MetaLemonaide Před 2 lety

      He should have taken that spot for sure. I like going for port strats though so it’s all good fun. I could tell that NL doesn’t care much for winning over having fun.

  • @ster47
    @ster47 Před 2 lety

    I’m Watching this at night and your baby started making noise in the background and it shook me to my core until I rewinded to make sure it was from the video

  • @bowserftw123
    @bowserftw123 Před 2 lety +1

    Malf is the joker of Catan

  • @seankelly32
    @seankelly32 Před 2 lety +6

    You had multiple chances to build a road and settlement to triple down on the 8 wood with the resources you already had in your hand. Then any 10 is essentially a resource of your choice with the sheep port and any 8 is 1 1/2 resources with the wood port. Pivot that into a city on the 8/4/10 wood/wheat/sheep hex and play the development card game from there. Once you're boxed in, you have to optimize the area you have. It was early enough the first time and with enough 8's rolled shortly after that you could have even snuck the longest road in before needing largest army points. You were so gung-ho on just trying to get robbers to annoy everyone that you threw away the clear path to victory. You went full hedgehog build to meme instead of pivoting for the win

    • @seankelly32
      @seankelly32 Před 2 lety

      @yourpathetic I was just offering input on a video that I would like to see become a series. I'm pretty certain if you read my whole comment the last sentence would have been a dead giveaway that I acknowledged he was just memeing for content. Sorry for commenting and helping out a comment creator that I enjoy

    • @seankelly32
      @seankelly32 Před 2 lety

      Content creator*

  • @thegreatperu9332
    @thegreatperu9332 Před 2 lety +3

    This series is straight up shagalicious already

  • @jevgenibogdanov
    @jevgenibogdanov Před 2 lety +1

    absolutely enjoy watching you play catan! keep it up nl

  • @zey2bme
    @zey2bme Před 2 lety +2

    @nl You're looking a lot more healthy after all you have done to get back into shape. Keep up the good work my man.

  • @Paul_SB
    @Paul_SB Před 2 lety

    I really enjoying the Catan stuff would love to see more thank you.

  • @legendaryp1geon628
    @legendaryp1geon628 Před 2 lety +1

    On tabletop simulator you can play all the Catan expansions as well and the UX for it is quite good. I'd recommend it if you are looking for some Catan variety

  • @shanadir
    @shanadir Před 2 lety +1

    Coalition against the 4 point guy:p

  • @xdankchicken630
    @xdankchicken630 Před 2 lety +1

    I'm so glad NL plays Catan because I've wanted to watch it, but I'm too lazy to hunt for it 😂

  • @xiricada7121
    @xiricada7121 Před 2 lety +2

    Been playing because of this stream! Catan is great, NL!!!

  • @williamm.b.lsr.807
    @williamm.b.lsr.807 Před 2 lety

    i was itching for more catan now that everyone was on the level good work egg

  • @thegreatperu9332
    @thegreatperu9332 Před 2 lety +2

    This is amazing, the game became, "The United States of Fuck Ryan"

  • @tuuliaho529
    @tuuliaho529 Před 2 lety

    6:18 when you and the bois start speaking Swedish out of nowhere

  • @ellienowak5756
    @ellienowak5756 Před 2 lety

    i need more catan!!!! this needs to be a series

  • @azns
    @azns Před 2 lety +27

    MALF has made the catan games so hard to watch. his competitiveness is so unfun. love everything else about the series tho! (:

  • @commiecat5879
    @commiecat5879 Před 2 lety

    I have waited my whole life for this

  • @louisparry-mills9132
    @louisparry-mills9132 Před 2 lety

    so glad that ryan was bald as a kid, no siblings around to bully him for being bald as they were growing up

  • @Hanatatami
    @Hanatatami Před 2 lety +9

    I love you Malf, even though during Catan you really piss me off ❤️

  • @DyLightedCatan
    @DyLightedCatan Před 2 lety

    Glad to see you picking up some Catan :)

  • @blaize4482
    @blaize4482 Před 2 lety +2

    5:36 Gotta love the Memento reference from Malf!

  • @bubbaloo8360
    @bubbaloo8360 Před 2 lety +1

    New Catan video, I pog.

  • @ELGM429
    @ELGM429 Před 2 lety

    This is PEAK egg. Moar board gammeeeees plz. Also Catan

  • @Mexiturtle345
    @Mexiturtle345 Před 2 lety

    Love to watch Canadians playing board games. I'm pogged!

  • @seanwelding4183
    @seanwelding4183 Před 2 lety

    Yes! Finally more Catan. Love these vids.

  • @Qu1ckRev1ve
    @Qu1ckRev1ve Před 2 lety +2

    Ayo new egg just dropped pog

  • @ravensiIva
    @ravensiIva Před 2 lety

    Holy shit NL playing Catan. I picked this game up recently and been watching NL before that. So cool.

  • @BlackMantisRed
    @BlackMantisRed Před 2 lety

    I could watch 100 episodes of this

  • @aaronpryor1090
    @aaronpryor1090 Před 2 lety +17

    Malf is the absolute worst kind of Catan player, bar none. He only sees other peoples points as counting and not his own so he ends up being a baby the whole time.

  • @sventheultimate
    @sventheultimate Před 2 lety +5

    I am no Catan expert, but I feel like NL had at least 2 easy settlement opportunities on the west coast.
    Instead he went east for a useless one to screw with the bot, which ultimately lost him the game.

  • @Awesomewithaz
    @Awesomewithaz Před 2 lety +1

    Kate and Catan should be the next ep

  • @isaacstaresinic6549
    @isaacstaresinic6549 Před 2 lety +1

    please more catan!!!! love it :)

  • @etc2913
    @etc2913 Před 2 lety

    Ryan’s psychological manipulation is so intense in this game. These other leafs have no chance

  • @jquannn
    @jquannn Před 2 lety +35

    Malf seems super annoying to play with

  • @GyroZeppeliUwU
    @GyroZeppeliUwU Před 2 lety +1

    I'm so sad I don't have friends to play tabletop games with anymore :( This looks so much fun

  • @lucaflookaflames9007
    @lucaflookaflames9007 Před 2 lety +1

    he doesn't care

  • @blisteryearth7321
    @blisteryearth7321 Před 2 lety +3

    Please play more catan! surely analytics are simply being lowered because people already went to watch this 2nd match on twitch after watching the first.

  • @gregormilligan123
    @gregormilligan123 Před 2 lety

    please keep this up!

  • @mbanana23456
    @mbanana23456 Před 2 lety +1

    Truly the dadliest of games

  • @yosh6877
    @yosh6877 Před 2 lety

    more catan let’s gooooo
    dominion might be fun for you guys to play some time, it’s got a solid official online client

  • @catanFun
    @catanFun Před 2 lety

    Nice catan video!
    The 6 9 3 could be pretty good as 1st position. U will get the 5 10 in return. Normally u will end up with a spot at the coast if the desert is not on the outer ring.

  • @kayseidilla
    @kayseidilla Před 2 lety

    More board game content let's go

  • @nathankincaid9814
    @nathankincaid9814 Před 2 lety

    Snook didn't play anything for about six turns in a row. Classic Snook.

  • @TalhaEjaz
    @TalhaEjaz Před 2 lety

    I enjoyed it a lot

  • @EricBihlear
    @EricBihlear Před 2 lety

    The starting placements need some work. great content

  • @Gaskillzz
    @Gaskillzz Před 2 lety +1

    Streamer of the year!!!!!

  • @Dastrothy
    @Dastrothy Před 2 lety +1

    Snook may have thrown the game multiple times and it hurt me still wondering when NL will play catan

  • @ghettopopfilter6914
    @ghettopopfilter6914 Před 2 lety

    Bro I love catan lets gooo

  • @patches.742
    @patches.742 Před 2 lety

    Have they played catan at all in the past? catan is an awesome game!

  • @Markm8
    @Markm8 Před 2 lety

    This is some good content nl

  • @frostybro9217
    @frostybro9217 Před 2 lety

    Can’t wait to watch NL!

  • @FancifulSKey4468
    @FancifulSKey4468 Před 2 lety

    catan seems fun

  • @Rumcake256
    @Rumcake256 Před 2 lety +3

    Legitimately loving this.
    you know, I've only had bad experiences in playing Catan, and I've come to absolutely hate it. Despite that, NL has made me want to give it another try.

  • @Stampmaster55
    @Stampmaster55 Před 2 lety +1

    Never played this game, so I have to ask.. was the robber stopping NL from winning at 25:21? Because it looks like he could have connected his two road segements, taken the 6 points for lonhest road and hit 10 victory points.

    • @meme_overlord
      @meme_overlord Před 2 lety +5

      The longest road is only worth 2VPs.
      He had 4 settlements for 4 VPs
      Plus 2 for longest road putting him at 6VPs total. Though as you are a newbie I can understand your confusion.
      Scoring system for your future referance:
      Settlement: 1vp
      City: 2vps
      Development cards: random temporary power or 1 vp.
      Longest road achievement: 2vps
      Largest army achievement(gotten via dev cards) 2vps

  • @khaucan5068
    @khaucan5068 Před 2 lety

    I think that nl starting placement is bad but the content is top tier

  • @MindGobby
    @MindGobby Před 2 lety +1

    Dastinky?!

  • @kaelanmick3065
    @kaelanmick3065 Před 2 lety

    This part of elden ring seems different. Must be a secret i missed

  • @AvangionQ
    @AvangionQ Před 2 lety

    Has cities and knights ever been made into an online game?

  • @BboyKeny
    @BboyKeny Před 2 lety

    I like Catan

  • @raultrevino8576
    @raultrevino8576 Před 2 lety

    Sad about no more It takes two videos :(

  • @ryceborzym1402
    @ryceborzym1402 Před 2 lety

    Is there a game mode where you play against the bank? Seems like an interesting match; like fighting Black Rock

  • @glubbaflubbins
    @glubbaflubbins Před 2 lety

    so many pogs

  • @snork_games
    @snork_games Před 2 lety

    I'm here for more catan, and more content like it (but maybe not monopoly again)

  • @azns
    @azns Před 2 lety +11

    do people actually like malf? hes so salty lol

  • @squpersqup4357
    @squpersqup4357 Před 2 lety

    Pogged!

  • @gizmogearz6031
    @gizmogearz6031 Před 2 lety +1

    Oh boy, I hope this really does become a regular thing. I'm glad my suggestion made it off the subreddit and into the docket even with Elden ring being out. Love all the back and forth, and the fact that certain grudges carry over from game to game is indicative of some good times to be had.

  • @pridas5202
    @pridas5202 Před 2 lety +1

    Please play more board games, maybe some more complex ones

  • @lovablestoner
    @lovablestoner Před 2 lety

    no wheat = defeat

  • @the74gtoking85
    @the74gtoking85 Před 2 lety

    How did the bot get the best spots?

  • @SSBandSMTfan
    @SSBandSMTfan Před 2 lety

    Why aren't they playing Catan Universe on Steam though ?

  • @Spyro5500
    @Spyro5500 Před 2 lety +1

    How come NL never upgraded his villages? He could have gotten so many trees

    • @vladtheeater
      @vladtheeater Před 2 lety +1

      No natural ore income, cities are expensive.

  • @thomasharlin123
    @thomasharlin123 Před 2 lety +1

    Catan makes malf toxic af