ster gets recruited by al qaeda

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  • čas přidán 13. 09. 2016
  • don't play video games or you could end up like johnny.
    source: / ster
  • Hry

Komentáře • 76

  • @thronebuttt1743
    @thronebuttt1743 Před 7 lety +426

    ster takes me and my family out into the desert and executes us on his stream

  • @Morflow_
    @Morflow_ Před 7 lety +236

    Fun is addicting. Ban fun.

  • @archibaldvonfookface7364
    @archibaldvonfookface7364 Před 7 lety +44

    Dr. Andrew Doan's sources: "You know it, I know it, everybody knows it."

  • @Alcatrax_
    @Alcatrax_ Před 7 lety +135

    Hi my name is John, and I have a eye surgery addiction

    • @jessicabellandy5687
      @jessicabellandy5687 Před 4 lety +1

      Hello John...
      I'm next... I'll be honest I only have a gambling addiction, I don't belong in this group. I'm sorry.

  • @Tuskor130
    @Tuskor130 Před 7 lety +20

    I'm just imagining alquaeda making a battle plan with call of duty player plans, and they're noscoping people in real life and teabagging on the battlefield

  • @FloofyMinari
    @FloofyMinari Před 7 lety +39

    I swear to god I really thought that was bill nye

  • @ceshorty
    @ceshorty Před 7 lety +28

    You're doing a bretty good job uploading ster videos since my shitty internet can't keep up with streams unless it's in the "mobile" video quality option. Let me hit that big red subscribe button.

  • @Ahamkeira
    @Ahamkeira Před 7 lety +45

    The news guy looks like Bill Nye and sounds like Hank Hill.

  • @meatshield_
    @meatshield_ Před 7 lety +4

    Yeah Johnny, go prove yourself.

  • @clothmoth
    @clothmoth Před 7 lety +75

    czcams.com/video/ehmXVQEwlXk/video.html original video, for those interested

    • @alexboardman3048
      @alexboardman3048 Před 7 lety +1

      cloth thanks!

    • @biowon
      @biowon Před 7 lety +11

      This guy is so full of shit, thanks for the link.

  • @HammerspaceCreature
    @HammerspaceCreature Před 7 lety +12

    Jesus could you imagine if somebody's job actually was to monitor xbox live public chat. That would be the worst job ever.

    • @Methos_
      @Methos_ Před 6 lety

      That's an actual thing tho lol

  • @williamsundbaum6652
    @williamsundbaum6652 Před 7 lety +4

    7:10 YES I SEE THE LOOK-A-LIKE HOLY SHIT IT'S BILL NYE THE SCIENCE GUY

  • @nicholaspassage1295
    @nicholaspassage1295 Před 7 lety +5

    that guy did not want to keep listening to that other guy

  • @meatshield_
    @meatshield_ Před 7 lety +9

    So THIS explains why I was getting those anonymous messages about killing my friends and family because I play 50+ hours of games a day.

  • @Jetsetlemming
    @Jetsetlemming Před 7 lety +3

    Ster yelling "you laughing at me!?" at the end was so great, because I totally was at the time

  • @TheSupremeShogun
    @TheSupremeShogun Před 7 lety +5

    thanks for making these i appreciate it

  • @golfrumors.
    @golfrumors. Před 7 lety +7

    "You don't wanna REACT!?" how ster got a divorce

  • @Lanrane
    @Lanrane Před 7 lety +33

    I'd watch Ster's videos on youtube if he just posted shit like this once and a while.

  • @ashura9699
    @ashura9699 Před 7 lety +80

    just another reason to avoid call of duty

  • @Leto_0
    @Leto_0 Před 5 lety +5

    This guy's blowing the lid wide open. Not on gaming... on the fact that you shouldn't trust the news lol

  • @System509
    @System509 Před 7 lety +7

    Moving the right stick and aiming a rifle are the same thing lol

  • @Fraggr92
    @Fraggr92 Před 7 lety +5

    This kinda makes me wish i was a teacher 'cause i would show this to my students and be like "See this, kids? This is the look of someone who has no clue what they're talking about and is just bullshitting to make themselves look good. Memorize this look. It's an important life lesson."

  • @RockLegend2A
    @RockLegend2A Před 7 lety +18

    Ho-ly shit. Mad props to the old newscaster who knew that guy was 100% full of shit. It's not often the mainstream media actually understands what the fuck they're dealing with, but he seemed competently aware that this neuroscientist or what-the-fuck-ever is clueless.

  • @JM-xn8ze
    @JM-xn8ze Před 7 lety +86

    how do you play for 50 hours per day? there are only 24 hours

  • @fanzhou8152
    @fanzhou8152 Před 7 lety +2

    basically andrew doan

  • @TheAnalatheist
    @TheAnalatheist Před 7 lety +2

    I thought the guy was Bill Nye.

  • @zombo.
    @zombo. Před 7 lety +2

    All it takes is 20 seconds and a AR15...
    Damn, someone BAN comps.

  • @derpytw
    @derpytw Před 5 lety +1

    the dude knew blizzard was makign the next cod. wow
    insider info

  • @BinaryClock
    @BinaryClock Před 2 lety

    johnny codblops

  • @smoldergeist3753
    @smoldergeist3753 Před 7 lety

    I want to see the treasure trove of sub sounds.

  • @someodat
    @someodat Před 7 lety +19

    That guys face doesn't match his voice at all

  • @soulkuteswa
    @soulkuteswa Před 7 lety +3

    This guy must be a closet gamer.

  • @luckylanno
    @luckylanno Před 7 lety +1

    Well, if you're playing video games for 50 hours a day, then something definitely is wrong...

  • @gono7209
    @gono7209 Před 7 lety +3

    Ster was right, I thought the host guy looked like Bill Nye too. He wasn't thinking of a different guy, I don't think.

  • @DarkThespian
    @DarkThespian Před 7 lety +2

    Hm. Didn't know Bill Nye did daytime news

  • @jhdfa23
    @jhdfa23 Před 7 lety +1

    50-100 HOURS A WEEK?!

  • @spacedoubt15
    @spacedoubt15 Před 7 lety +1

    There's someone honestly named Roger Hedgecock and he has his own tv show?

  • @ghjfghj8318
    @ghjfghj8318 Před 7 lety +12

    So this sent me on a right fucking rabbit hole researching this topic. Turns out ISIS have released mods for GTAV and ARMA III (which are essentially the same games, there's just political motivation behind them). I've been searching for them as it seems pretty nuts/interesting. Hello GCHQ/NSA - if I'm arrested, I'm blaming Ster.

  • @PsychadelicoDuck
    @PsychadelicoDuck Před 7 lety +2

    I misread the name as "Roger Headcock", originally. I'm disappointed.

  • @Alexander.0531
    @Alexander.0531 Před 7 lety

    You're on a list lol

  • @minu2910
    @minu2910 Před 7 lety

    Where is that voiceline from?

  • @theyoten1613
    @theyoten1613 Před 6 lety +1

    Sees title. Sees swedish torb. Hmmmm

  • @kulongers
    @kulongers Před 7 lety

    7:10 I thought he WAS Bill Nye...

  • @schmookey_
    @schmookey_ Před 7 lety +8

    Which stream was this?

    • @sydo2443
      @sydo2443  Před 7 lety +15

      www.twitch.tv/ster/v/85613379 around 2:04:00 to 2:20:00

    • @123123halofan
      @123123halofan Před 7 lety +12

      Lmfao, thanks for uploading this, from now on I'll stay away from all video games with traces of violence or discussion boards.

    • @nat1110
      @nat1110 Před 7 lety +2

      a game about a discussion board. Now that would be interesting!

  • @ASecretToEveryone
    @ASecretToEveryone Před 7 lety

    Real question: what was the overlap of when COD and Al-Qaeda were simultaneously relevant?

  • @Nannymcphee1278
    @Nannymcphee1278 Před 7 lety

    I want to like the video but the ratio is 911/11 so I feel I'd be doing a disservice to ster