Goombella: "Oh uh would you look at that I'm taken" Koops: "Oh." Flurrie: "lol you're in denial" Vivian and Bobbery: "Okay yeah screw you too" Ms Mowz: (plots death) Yoshi: "jump"
I forgot how randomly this game can get out of pocket. Like sure, it’s still *Nintendo*, but Ms. Mowz implied she was going to stab him in an alley and Yoshi took the low tier god route
Let me try listing all of them: >Puts up a Dating call in a Trouble center, A place where all types of troubles are placed there >Goes to a recently populated Abandon island as the meet up place >Requests that he gets a specific date >Rejects all the Beautiful ladies mario has brought just because they were not what he wanted >Acts all mean when presented a guy instea dof just being weirded out >When he finds a match, just comes out with his feelings full swing with no breathers. >Tries to woo Goombella with a Couple's Cake instead of trying to spend time or ask questions >Immediately bolts when she says she has a boyfriend (While this is not really a negative point as that is what most consider a correct response, the lack of assumption that she is not taken already is the red flag) >Still throws a tantrum and leaves. Yup, this sounds like the Typical incel/ first hookup experience. The only reason he is looking for a girl is that he is too busy trying to fix himself
@professorpengu502 it takes more than birth and style to be goth. You need the mood. The actions. Ingrid third, goth. Sam from Danny phantom, pretty goth. Lucy loud, total goth. Hex manic, goth. Vivian is just a witch
@@ctpp64 The remake's script is taken directly from the original Japanese script, so this dialog is likely closer to intended than the original release.
Since Vivian's transness has been restored in this version, I guess it confirms that he's not a TERF, at least? He just really does hate big titty goth girls _that_ much.
I heard what he said to her in the Japanese version, just to make me hate him more..😐 Edit: Found the Japanese version of the dialogue and it says this: “Oh, you’re cute… Wait, are you a man or a woman…? You’re…a man, aren’t you…? You’re male! *restates the trouble requirements*” Vivian: “I would never date a guy like this!”
Goombella: "Oh uh would you look at that I'm taken"
Koops: "Oh."
Flurrie: "lol you're in denial"
Vivian and Bobbery: "Okay yeah screw you too"
Ms Mowz: (plots death)
Yoshi: "jump"
Also Yoshi: "Do a STYLISH!"
Yoshi: "You should 0 HP yourself... NOW!"
@@xenonabaki8011I was just about to say
Yoshi: Thunder cracking behind LTG
"You're too goth for me!" This guy's basic as hell.
Everyone’s talking about Yoshi’s response, but no one’s talking about how Ms. Mowz basically threatened to stab him in a dark alley.
She is definitely offended that he wouldn't want her just because of race/species.
Ms Mowz is the goat
Ah yes. This is a kids game
I love kids games (:
@@Commander-peepers me too that's why I play the very kid friendly game called "Omori!"
Poor Koops, bro's self esteem is through the floor
hey goom did call his shell attractive, so...at least he's got that?
Atleast he has got a girlfriend already.
Normal dudes get friendzoned, Paper Mario got Boyfriendzoned.
Every single woman in this game is all over him lmao
@@jackatk probably cause of the moustache
@@fuhkishoga5130 chicks dig the stache
@@professorpengu502imagine mario with no stache.
YOSHI REALLY WENT THE "END GAME YOURSELF" ROUTE HOLY SHIT 💀💀💀💀
Guy deserves to be told off for making you have to go that far back into the dungeon just to talk with him.
TRUE
Paper Mario the thousand year side quest
I forgot how randomly this game can get out of pocket. Like sure, it’s still *Nintendo*, but Ms. Mowz implied she was going to stab him in an alley and Yoshi took the low tier god route
Two minutes and forty three seconds of nothing but red flags. Impressive.
Let me try listing all of them:
>Puts up a Dating call in a Trouble center, A place where all types of troubles are placed there
>Goes to a recently populated Abandon island as the meet up place
>Requests that he gets a specific date
>Rejects all the Beautiful ladies mario has brought just because they were not what he wanted
>Acts all mean when presented a guy instea dof just being weirded out
>When he finds a match, just comes out with his feelings full swing with no breathers.
>Tries to woo Goombella with a Couple's Cake instead of trying to spend time or ask questions
>Immediately bolts when she says she has a boyfriend (While this is not really a negative point as that is what most consider a correct response, the lack of assumption that she is not taken already is the red flag)
>Still throws a tantrum and leaves.
Yup, this sounds like the Typical incel/ first hookup experience. The only reason he is looking for a girl is that he is too busy trying to fix himself
Bro’s main red flag is just being racist.
@@chillstoneblakeblast3172 guy is now considered an incel for having a type lmao
@@ctpp64"hey bro can you find me a girlfriend"
"NOT THAT ONE" x5
beggars cant be choosers omg !!
Yoshi: "Go commit unalive"
Ms. Mowz: "I'll save him the trouble"
Most partners: "ew no"
Yoshi: NOW ⚡⚡⚡
yoshi was harsh, he caught me off guard
Well he was born in Glitz Pit. He's quite a rowdy Yoshi I tell you
1:12 Low Tier Yoshi.
Yoshi: Mario, stomp his head
Yet another reason why he is my favorit partner in the game
You should take a long walk off a short pier NOW
@@memerboi7128 *Gonzales
*YOU SHOULD LONG WALK OUT OF A BRIDGE NOW!*
Love Flurrie’s awnser 😂 such a QUEEN
"Crusty old dude" Haha, c'mon man, poor Bobbery!
The response implies that Bobbery is bi
@@recordkeepertype0662 No offence, but you're probably looking too deep into it.
@@videogollumer no bobbery is bisexual miyamoto confirmed it
@@mushpuffs not funny didn't laugh 1
@@holdenmenard1312 miyamoto
DEAR GOD YOSHI CALM DOWN-
this is why i love yoshi in this game and will forever use him no matter what.
Facts
Did... Did Yoshi tell him to off himself?
Damn goomba racist as hell
but surprisingly not homophobic!
@@clickycaldoesnt rly make it any better how hes racist tho…
Um Yoshi, where did you learn that kinda language?! You’re like two days old!
he's heard worse in the glitz pit
He's done Goom - Goom'ed himself
Goombella's right. That is the easiest way to get rid of a guy like that. I've been told that like 200 times now.
Same 😔
That could never have that happen to me cuz i dont talk to women B)
TELL HIM YOSHI 🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
finally, toxic bisexuals in paper mario
Yoshi: you should ___ NOW ⚡️
This is probably the horniest Mario game on the planet
its between this in super paper mario (mainly due to francis), probably still this one though
Thats a pretty low bar if im being honest 😅
Real _Mwah! Goodnight Everybody!_ energy right here, indeed.
@@da_real_bupit IS a low bar, considering the franchise, but you cannot deny, Mario simply has the most rizz in this game than any other Mario game
Theory: The only reason Mario saves peach is cuz he wants to get laid (and hes horny)
Goth is the last word I would use to describe vivian
I mean I think being a magic shadow creature makes her goth by default
@professorpengu502 it takes more than birth and style to be goth. You need the mood. The actions. Ingrid third, goth. Sam from Danny phantom, pretty goth. Lucy loud, total goth. Hex manic, goth. Vivian is just a witch
Anyone else notice the random dialouge changes compared to the og version? some random wording changes and goombella is more harsh in this version
I'm inclined there is a certain leaning to the translation team and they felt this goomcel had to be humiliated extra hard
As far as I can tell they pretty much rewrote the script for the Japanese version and the translation is new. So it's pretty different overall.
@@maximus4765 poor guy gonna be on r/goompill after this
@@LuigiXHero so even the Japanese version of the remake is rewritten like this? very odd
@@ctpp64 The remake's script is taken directly from the original Japanese script, so this dialog is likely closer to intended than the original release.
the secret ending:
Gombella: "Sorry, but I'm already going out with someone."
(Pulls out Vivian and they kiss.)
Rally Wink Vivian… jegus fuck.
That would actually be adorable! 😊😊😊😊
Yoshi in the GameCube version: Take a walk off a short pier you dork
Yoshi in the switch version: Take a walk off a short pier you bozo
Lol
As an omori fan, I can only interpret yoshi’s response as one thing:
OYASUMI OYASUMIIIII
Close.
@@infinityheart_tm9270 your eyes
He just like me frfr
Ok I’m the only one who’s noticed this but when gombella says she’s already going out with Mario he’s is like what did you say
Goom goom is literally Chris chan
He wanted a boyfriend-free goom and got cucked by a man in a Mario costume.
Would you say he’s looking for a boyfriend-free Goomba?
Oh no hopefully his mom's game has already ended. Also what do you think is the paper Mario version of sonichu.
Yoshi is so based
Guys, “take a long walk off a short pier” is an expression used to tell someone to get lost, it does not mean kill yourself 😂
0:30 HOW DARE YOU
The most there is Goombella development, the most I'm happy !
Yeah. No way they keep the original vivian dialogue (where they directly call Vivian directly a dude)
When you say original you mean the Japanese version? The remake removed all instances of other characters calling Vivian a guy in Japanese too.
Shouldve known they wouldve edited out Goom Goom not wanting Koops because hes a guy lol. Confused ass world
But he has an attractive shell
Since Vivian's transness has been restored in this version, I guess it confirms that he's not a TERF, at least? He just really does hate big titty goth girls _that_ much.
But those kinds of girls are the best
@@professorpengu502 I mean, everyone _besides_ him seems to have realized that.
I heard what he said to her in the Japanese version, just to make me hate him more..😐
Edit: Found the Japanese version of the dialogue and it says this:
“Oh, you’re cute… Wait, are you a man or a woman…? You’re…a man, aren’t you…? You’re male! *restates the trouble requirements*”
Vivian: “I would never date a guy like this!”
@@hra_Najimi99...
_He should stay out of alleyways for a while._
Im sorry mario... im not gay /silly /ref