“Shut Up and Forgive Your Parents” - Drew Michael - Full Special

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  • Drew Michael questions the sanity of happy people, recounts the chronicles of dating as a narcissist and imagines a world without marriage.
    Original airdate: October 19, 2020
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Komentáře • 64

  • @MrBrian000
    @MrBrian000 Před měsícem +10

    I never thought there was a perfect joke. But the last one is.

  • @RodeoDogLover
    @RodeoDogLover Před měsícem +23

    Got goosebumps during your ironic utopia rant. Equal parts inspired and hilarious. ❤

  • @Celestina-kw1cr
    @Celestina-kw1cr Před měsícem +7

    Oh my goodness! Never have I ever heard what actually could save society, be said so hilariously and eloquently. You are amazing! Sending Much ❤️ your way!

  • @FromThaStarz
    @FromThaStarz Před měsícem +27

    That part about depression as seeing the truth hit home. Stellar intro and enjoyed the whole set!

    • @CrouchingSoldier
      @CrouchingSoldier Před 18 dny

      Same. Lightbulb Moment!! "Medicate the HAPPY folk"😂😂

  • @masimmomasimmo
    @masimmomasimmo Před měsícem +38

    I have exactly that work colleague, in the morning shouting GOOD MORNING and acting like we are all happy and we are not

    • @moon-ry8bb
      @moon-ry8bb Před měsícem +8

      Probably the one that is depressed at home.

    • @Snappldel
      @Snappldel Před měsícem +3

      That coworker is me 😂😂
      I’m not happy, I just don’t want people knowing when I’m sad

    • @masimmomasimmo
      @masimmomasimmo Před měsícem +1

      @@moon-ry8bb thats exactly what i think

    • @doreenalexander1670
      @doreenalexander1670 Před měsícem +1

      “Sounds like a case of the Mondays.” 🤣

    • @georgevanaken925
      @georgevanaken925 Před měsícem

      Ignorance really IS bliss. 😶

  • @azaliamartinez6739
    @azaliamartinez6739 Před měsícem +5

    He's a comrade comedian ✊ This is beautiful. Comedic emotional processing allows folks to experience true connection without the risk of them responding aka 'Fcking it up for us by not being funny'

  • @briano6115
    @briano6115 Před měsícem +16

    That last bit on Oklahoma was BRILLIANT !!

  • @omgitsbamboozle7393
    @omgitsbamboozle7393 Před měsícem +8

    The censoring of this standup special literally ruined it

  • @silversurfer8818
    @silversurfer8818 Před měsícem +23

    I am glad, he got all of this off his chest!

  • @jeremylawrence1987
    @jeremylawrence1987 Před měsícem +2

    That last joke was perfect

  • @OnizJanniere
    @OnizJanniere Před měsícem +3

    Never knew this dude was my spirit animal...good to know.

  • @CrouchingSoldier
    @CrouchingSoldier Před 18 dny

    Two days of binging on comedians and laughing has been so therapeutic! The talent is genius.

  • @alejandrohernandez3422
    @alejandrohernandez3422 Před měsícem +3

    Brilliant observation by the comedian..cheating is never a mistake. It's a choice....

  • @Boogaboom5
    @Boogaboom5 Před měsícem +3

    Great set! The roofie bit is brilliant. So good. 😂😅

  • @azaliamartinez6739
    @azaliamartinez6739 Před měsícem +4

    Im so glad you got this amazing platform to spit some real ass hilarity 💯🥰💜

  • @zenleeparadise
    @zenleeparadise Před měsícem +2

    What a good freaking set dude.

  • @backupacct
    @backupacct Před 10 dny

    Good stuff! I like the depression joke. So simple yet clever and easy to play it out too.

  • @leefrankel4191
    @leefrankel4191 Před měsícem +4

    Drew, you are a gifted kvetch! It takes an intelligent and talented narcissist to get people to laugh, let alone listen, to all this. I will say I know and sometimes feel exactly as you do. Your therapist earns every cent and should increase your fee.

  • @nikitabanks7230
    @nikitabanks7230 Před měsícem +2

    Brilliant

  • @lmzaadi
    @lmzaadi Před měsícem +3

    If I forgive them, it’ll be for my own mental health.

  • @TransformsIntoAGuitar
    @TransformsIntoAGuitar Před měsícem +2

    AMAZING!

  • @rustiecage1874
    @rustiecage1874 Před měsícem +2

    So, that was smart at the end, great job.

  • @natsmith7964
    @natsmith7964 Před měsícem +4

    At first I was like hmm this set isn't for me, but I am glad I stayed because the ending bit was it and maybe not ha ha hilarious, but like ha yeah you fucking get it hilarious that will go over a lot of heads

  • @ambera010
    @ambera010 Před měsícem

    Not me cheesing at the screen during that last bit 👏🏾🙌🏾 Loved the whole set

  • @spacehermit2
    @spacehermit2 Před měsícem +2

    good damn job

  • @peterpemrich6962
    @peterpemrich6962 Před měsícem +2

    But it's 20 minutes...

  • @user-tc5pl3zw3h
    @user-tc5pl3zw3h Před 26 dny +1

    This was all undeniably hilarious, but that closer was phenomenal. Now I understand why he's narcissistic. There's a good reason. That last rant was mind-bending - and correct.

  • @user-nt5tl5wh8d
    @user-nt5tl5wh8d Před 25 dny

    Bravo 🤗

  • @adalovelace521
    @adalovelace521 Před měsícem +8

    4:18 That joke is stolen from Liz Miele's "DATING IS HARDER FOR COMEDIANS - Liz Miele"

    • @ajvintage9579
      @ajvintage9579 Před měsícem +3

      Every comedian steals from every other comedian.

    • @lmzaadi
      @lmzaadi Před měsícem +4

      So we shouldn’t get to know? 😂

    • @lxqn
      @lxqn Před měsícem

      Joke theft is verboten. The comics I listen to don't steal jokes afaik. ​@@ajvintage9579

    • @jv-lk7bc
      @jv-lk7bc Před měsícem +1

      noticed that too. .. but yea see it pretty often

    • @drewm1chael
      @drewm1chael Před 19 dny +1

      This special is from 2016, so no.

  • @eyescreamcake
    @eyescreamcake Před měsícem +1

    Very good (though I have heard almost all of this before lol)

  • @Miranda-cl2ul
    @Miranda-cl2ul Před měsícem +2

    Love

  • @juliewheeland8464
    @juliewheeland8464 Před měsícem +1

    Saw him live

  • @WolfWreader
    @WolfWreader Před měsícem +2

    fucking epic

  • @Marsrecall1
    @Marsrecall1 Před měsícem +3

    Legend! 😂Whole time I was laughing and saying "RIGHT?"

  • @porquejonny930
    @porquejonny930 Před měsícem +2

    18:18

  • @thomaspayton_
    @thomaspayton_ Před měsícem +1

    so much happened. i feel like this was a vent session

    • @FromThaStarz
      @FromThaStarz Před měsícem +1

      Yeah so much brilliance! On another level...

  • @cglcgl4568
    @cglcgl4568 Před měsícem +3

    wining, self-absorbed gym bro with lame bits. hard pass

  • @Cavalierentertainment
    @Cavalierentertainment Před měsícem +4

    It baffles me that this made it to a stage what basic joke I feel vary sorry for anyone who actually finds this funny

  • @BritInvLvr
    @BritInvLvr Před měsícem +5

    God. This is the type of person I avoid.

    • @FromThaStarz
      @FromThaStarz Před měsícem +3

      Really you came to this brilliant guys video to comment like that? I'm sure you can find the back button.

    • @azaliamartinez6739
      @azaliamartinez6739 Před měsícem +2

      Yet you watched, pressed the comment button, typed this, & will respond to replies. Your logic & emotional expression needs work.

  • @athena7042
    @athena7042 Před měsícem +1

    Yuck

  • @jedipat204
    @jedipat204 Před měsícem +1

    Worst set I've seen in a long time

  • @SarahHeartzUnicorns
    @SarahHeartzUnicorns Před měsícem +2

    Quit halfway do better