What Could Have Been: Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull

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  • Taking a look back at how Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull might have ended up if not for these changes.
    ⏱️TIMESTAMPS⏱️
    0:00 Intro
    1:00 Indiana Jones Gets Married
    2:04 Indiana Jones and the Saucer Men From Mars
    3:05 Development Hell
    4:03 Indiana Jones and the City of the Gods
    4:45 Nuking the Fridge
    5:06 Vine Swinging
    5:27 The Climax
    7:06 Lucas Rejects Frank Darabont's Script
    7:42 Interdimensional Beings
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Komentáře • 633

  • @bretthutchison9245
    @bretthutchison9245 Před rokem +226

    Just reinforces the fact that Lucas is sometimes his own worst enemy

    • @Resist_Oppression
      @Resist_Oppression Před 10 měsíci +23

      I can concur. As a writer, one of the hardest things we struggle with is letting go of our first idea that we believe we struck gold with.

    • @archerhawkings472
      @archerhawkings472 Před měsícem +2

      Yes!! Unfortunately...

  • @lukesams3349
    @lukesams3349 Před rokem +1034

    We definitely dodged a bullet with Saucer Men from Mars, but City of the Gods definitely would’ve been a big upgrade from Crystal Skull

    • @Ben-pd2bx
      @Ben-pd2bx Před rokem +72

      Dial of Destiny is a terrible title too. Indiana Jones and the Twist of Fate was right there.

    • @purefoldnz3070
      @purefoldnz3070 Před rokem +31

      no bullets were dodged with Crystal Skull. Every bullet hit.

    • @everettatwater2939
      @everettatwater2939 Před rokem +3

      You did not like Crystal skull?

    • @coopsauce112
      @coopsauce112 Před rokem +5

      @@Ben-pd2bx I like to assume the dial will have an actual name or mythological title so that the film title isn’t so on the nose

    • @Ben-pd2bx
      @Ben-pd2bx Před rokem +11

      ​@@coopsauce112 It appears to be based upon the Antikythera mechanism. I understand why they didn't go with that, but Dial of Destiny is terrible. If the last two installments had been "Indiana Jones and the City of the Gods" and "Indiana Jones and the Twist of Fate" I'd have liked that a hell of a lot better than what we got.

  • @JNovoa-cu4pv
    @JNovoa-cu4pv Před rokem +107

    This movie definitely should’ve been made about 8-9 years earlier

  • @marktrinko8082
    @marktrinko8082 Před rokem +527

    I read the Darabont script years ago and it broke my heart that it wasn't the movie we got.

    • @looking_glass8736
      @looking_glass8736 Před rokem +4

      I’d love to read it. How did you get to?

    • @marktrinko8082
      @marktrinko8082 Před rokem +17

      @@looking_glass8736 just Google it. A pdf is really easy to find. Good luck and enjoy.

    • @RappingNinja
      @RappingNinja Před rokem +10

      I'm honestly grateful we didn't... as much as KotCS isn't my favorite, that script was full of things that felt worse.

    • @MrNinetyFivePercent
      @MrNinetyFivePercent Před rokem +3

      @@RappingNinja Totally.. Indy literally gets swallowed by a big snake and he cuts himself out.. 🤷‍♂

    • @ranulf8477
      @ranulf8477 Před 11 měsíci +1

      @@MrNinetyFivePercent Dont see Indy 4 as a pure adventure movie but more as a 50s scifi one. And dont put it together with 1-3. Read the script from Darabont as a unique story then you will enjoy it.

  • @TheSantifive
    @TheSantifive Před rokem +38

    When I heard "Indiana Jones & The City of the Gods" I thought it was going to be something more akin to that one old game where he goes to Babylon because the Russians were digging there in search of something even bigger than the atomic bomb. It even makes sense with the whole idea that we shouldn't have access to such destructive power.
    Still much finer than the mess we ultimately had.

  • @charlesjmouse
    @charlesjmouse Před rokem +443

    Lucas was always at his best when he had people around him prepared to say "No, that's crazy" and stick to their guns.
    Yes, Darabont's script was way better than the one we got, and had a much better title - bad George!

    • @LB74
      @LB74 Před rokem +29

      And this is why I had no problem inititally with George Lucas being out of the loop on Disney's STAR WARS.

    • @purefoldnz3070
      @purefoldnz3070 Před rokem +14

      I'm looking at you Rick 'Its so Dense' McCallum.

    • @Thurgosh_OG
      @Thurgosh_OG Před rokem +19

      @@LB74 And yet they still mucked those up on a grand scale.

    • @jossgower
      @jossgower Před rokem +6

      This is what happened on Phantom Menace

    • @evan_james
      @evan_james Před rokem +15

      In this same vein, we all owe Marcia Lucas a huge debt for her work on New Hope and Empire.

  • @williamferguson5404
    @williamferguson5404 Před 11 měsíci +24

    The "nuke the fridge" was actually a great idea. It just happened in the wrong place. If it had happened during the film's climax, the audience would have embraced it because you can get away with a lot more during the film's climax than you can in the opening moments.

  • @Rocket1377
    @Rocket1377 Před rokem +165

    The biggest flaw for me was the lack of Sean Connery. John Hurt's character was clearly meant to be Indy's father, but they had to recast the role/introduce a new father figure for Indy, and it needed to be Henry, not a guy we had never met before. This crucial part of the story would only work if we had seen that character before his mind had deteriorated. It's Mutt and Indy's entire motivation to go on this advemture.

    • @CaptainSpalding72
      @CaptainSpalding72 Před rokem +17

      Connery was asked to return but said no.

    • @eliasmarius
      @eliasmarius Před rokem +10

      Or Marcus Brody would have been a great pick, but sadly the actor had already died by then

    • @RappingNinja
      @RappingNinja Před rokem +15

      Amazingly, Oxley was in multiple scripts and was never written to be Henry Sr. Sean Connery’s role was always written as something much smaller in the scripts where he appears - he never went on the adventure with Indy and his grandchild. But maybe that makes SOME sense - You can’t have Henry Jones Sr having poured his entire life into one ancient artifact hunt and then say he ALSO poured his life into another ancient artifact hunt. Dude’s only got the one life, Lol

    • @ranulf8477
      @ranulf8477 Před 11 měsíci +1

      John Hurts Oxley had no sense in the final movie. He was doing nothing and was not important for the progress, Im sure a lot of things had been cutted for the final movie.

  • @TheNameisPlissken1981
    @TheNameisPlissken1981 Před rokem +217

    Frank Darabont's script was really good. Too bad they changed it. Also, the "nuke the fridge" moment is from the first draft of Back to the Future where Marty hid in a fridge during a nuke blast to time travel home!!

    • @DoBap_
      @DoBap_ Před rokem +20

      Between Indy and the Walking Dead, people just need to let Darabont do his thing 😂

    • @bloodlinefilms
      @bloodlinefilms Před rokem +1

      @@DoBap_ was just saying that yesterday.

    • @misterdarwin
      @misterdarwin Před rokem +3

      @@DoBap_ The problem is it sounded like what Darabont wanted to do wasn't The Walking Dead.

    • @Ben-pd2bx
      @Ben-pd2bx Před rokem +8

      You're kind of right. The time machine itself was the fridge in the early drafts.
      Also, whenever I see someone say "nuke the fridge" I get a little thrill. I added that term to urbandictionary a few days after the movie came out in 2008. It was the product of a conversation on the imdb message boards. A few days later my entry was their word of the day, a short while later Time Magzine made it a word of the year. It's amazing to me that fifteen years later I still hear it. Glad to have made a contribution to the Indiana Jones lore, even if it takes the form of loving mockery.

    • @bloodlinefilms
      @bloodlinefilms Před rokem +5

      @@Ben-pd2bx if you are legit on this by all means all the credit in the world. Its one of the only phrases to threaten to dethrone “jump the shark” that shit will live on eternally. If you are full of it i cannot verify one way or the other so well done on picking an obscure brag.

  • @davidfeltheim2501
    @davidfeltheim2501 Před rokem +338

    Lucas really needed more people to challenge his decisions around him in the 2000's considering this movie and the prequel trilogy.

    • @wwb16
      @wwb16 Před rokem +17

      You could say spielberg did challenge him in the beginning

    • @Lametampafan
      @Lametampafan Před rokem +32

      Ya it seems like anytime he got challenged though he would pick up his ball and go home. So everyone probably stopped trying

    • @cheerleadersonsafari
      @cheerleadersonsafari Před rokem +8

      Why? This exact line of thought led to Star Wars dying without Lucas' influence.

    • @wwb16
      @wwb16 Před rokem +1

      @@cheerleadersonsafari the fans are to blame for it

    • @Bulletsandblockbusters
      @Bulletsandblockbusters  Před rokem +25

      I think they did he just ignored them lol

  • @timothyserabian5103
    @timothyserabian5103 Před rokem +80

    The more and more I learn about George Lucas, the more and more it seems like he’s his own worst enemy. For the original trilogy, he had people keeping his ideas in check, but after that he was giving free rein to do whatever he wanted. Had we gotten city of the gods, I think it would’ve made for a far superior Indiana Jones 4

    • @jamestolbert1856
      @jamestolbert1856 Před 7 měsíci +3

      Yeah but he’s not a terrible director! He made the Prequel story didn’t he

    • @TVJUNK85
      @TVJUNK85 Před 5 měsíci +2

      ​​@jamestolbert1856 Are you kidding? Lucas is a terrible director. The Prequel trilogy has some of the most stiff, bland, uninspired acting ever; not to mention the cinematography and blocking mostly consisting of people just walking from one end of the green screen set to the other.
      Lucas works best as a producer/story writer. Not as a director/screenwriter.

    • @jamestolbert1856
      @jamestolbert1856 Před 5 měsíci

      @@TVJUNK85 he’s a good director and his cinematography is great! I love his stories and the editing

    • @TVJUNK85
      @TVJUNK85 Před 5 měsíci +2

      @@jamestolbert1856 Bruh. His editing is infamously poor as well. A New Hope was saved by his editor; his version was severely overbloated

    • @mr.o6240
      @mr.o6240 Před 4 měsíci +1

      ​@@TVJUNK85
      People have been criticising George Lucas now since 1999 after they were butthurt from The Phantom Menace. 😃

  • @johan-erikjohannesson2796
    @johan-erikjohannesson2796 Před rokem +139

    Yes indeed, Darabont's script actually sounded like a more plausible and doable ending with a story to it. Would have rather seen that film than the one we actually got!

    • @RayR
      @RayR Před rokem +4

      So true. Skull was just disappointing. Still wondering why Lucas was obsessed with Aliens.

    • @theessentials450
      @theessentials450 Před rokem

      plausible? hahah. He watched a guy watch his heart being removed? STFU

    • @sergeantbigmac
      @sergeantbigmac Před rokem +7

      Yes it was still classic Indy characterization AND it had some of the alien elements Lucas wanted. Spielberg loved it, he shouldve went with his gut and known Lucas had lost his touch. Shouldve been evident to him after the prequels, idk why he was still taking his guidance like Lucas was his mentor or something

    • @CaptainSpalding72
      @CaptainSpalding72 Před rokem

      @@sergeantbigmac you dont know much. Speilberg loved the prequels. He almost Directed ROTS. He and many other Directors, Zemeckis, Howard were approached to Direct THE Phantom menace but all told Lucas, 'it's your baby, you need to direct it.'
      In 1996. Darabont was asked HIS opinion the TPM screenplay. His thoughts, suggestions... Darabont said, "I WOULDNT CHANGE A THING".
      Stop the mindless bashing. You dont know shit.

    • @CaptainSpalding72
      @CaptainSpalding72 Před rokem +3

      The film is fun. Not perfect but fun. Rocket sled, nuke the fridge, all fun

  • @Tadicuslegion78
    @Tadicuslegion78 Před rokem +55

    I've chewed over what I would have done for Indy 4. This is my basic bullet points
    1. Still a search for El Dorado/Akator, it ties into Indy's past and the Percy Fawcett Lost City of Z quest and a Spanish Conquistador, heck I even considered the reason Indiana Jones was after the Golden Idol at the beginning of Raiders was because it connected to Akator as a possible "key" the Spanish Conquistador used/the one adventure/treasure that got away.
    2. The reasons the Russians want Akator is they're flat broke from WW2 and all that wealth would be an enormous boon to funding their space program/war machine
    3. Marion is the one who calls Indy to the quest because Oxley sent her to get Indiana Jones. Also no kid of Indiana jones but Indiana Jones and Marion seeing they had their treasure in each other the whole time.
    4. The Crystal Skull isn't an obviously alien skull but a human shaped skull that has properties similar to what it had in the movie.
    5. The Crystal Skull was once a real human skull turned crystal because Alien technology/whatever the twist about Akator's Gold is ala a metaphor about atomic energy. But no aliens actually show up.

    • @cruzin7661
      @cruzin7661 Před rokem +3

      Yessssssssssss. And I wish Ke Huay Quan had been utilized in some way but with an updated nickname. When I walked out of that theatre, disappointed af, I looked him up and was bummed to find out he wasn’t acting anymore. Boy was I wrong. Wtf is wrong with these guys? Don’t they listen to fans? Why use Shia when Ke was out there somewhere dying to take up the role again? He was much younger then and about the same age as ‘Mutt’! Argghhh!!!
      Are you going to watch the new one?
      I’m so torn.
      And they STILL didn’t bring back Short Round!

    • @striderflys
      @striderflys Před rokem +1

      This would have been 100 times better

    • @thejanitor8512
      @thejanitor8512 Před rokem +3

      @@cruzin7661 as a peruvian i was heavily dissapointed. Seeing the mexican mariachis in Nazca made the whole theater laugh here in Lima. Also the story was lame in some parts and lost some of the Indy feeling of previous movies. We were really excited as lots of peruvian landscapes and history was promised to be featured but we received a scrambled mixture of mexican/peruvian/ aliens(?) thing.

    • @HyraxusPrimus
      @HyraxusPrimus Před měsícem

      Late to the party, but I think the novelization does include Spalko's skull turning into crystal as a result of the alien uploading the information into her mind. It also sounds vaguely similar to what happens to the Nazis in Fate of Atlantis who use the "God-maker" machine.

  • @SomeHarbourBastard
    @SomeHarbourBastard Před rokem +32

    One of the drafts was being written by the third film’s scribe, Jeffrey Boam. It featured all the same traits, the Soviets looking for aliens for potential psychic properties.
    It was supposed to film in 1996, but they put it on ice when _Independence Day_ came out and they didn’t want to be the follow up act. Jeffrey Boam’s last film ended up being _The Phantom,_ he died four years later in 2002.
    George also intended for Indy to have a daughter, not a son (keeping it in continuity with the bookends of the TV show). It was Spielberg who had it changed to a son, since he had just done a Father/Daughter relationship in _The Lost World: Jurassic Park_

  • @RolandDeschain1
    @RolandDeschain1 Před rokem +33

    Yes, Darabont's script is pretty amazing. It's really remarkable how every single scene in it that survived to be in CRYSTAL SKULL is executed way better in Darabont's script.
    Mind you the 'snake scene' is so OTT I don't know how it would have played on screen. Indy is not afraid of snakes anymore, and he literally gets swallowed by a giant anaconda, then regurgitated, and so comes back his terror of snakes.

  • @ironcladnomad5639
    @ironcladnomad5639 Před rokem +6

    The main problem with Crystal Skull is that, no matter how good it could've been, it was never going to be ideal. When you dissect how Raiders and the character of Indy were crafted, nothing's really going to work terribly well outside of World War II. Ultimately, I think it comes down to the power fantasy that Spielberg was able to inhabit in both Raiders and Last Crusade. I think that's one fundamental reason Temple of Doom just wasn't as good overall, even if parts of it were strong, and why Last Crusade soared - despite being very, very, very similar to Raiders - simply due to the dynamic of adding Sean Connery as Indy's father.

  • @kentslocum
    @kentslocum Před 11 měsíci +10

    I think it's awesome that the script for City of the Gods manages to tie the atomic test at the start of the film to the ending, thus driving home the theme of man's hubris and thirst for power and knowledge leading to his demise. The version we got was entertaining, but the ending seemed disconnected from the rest of the film, with no real connecting through-line. I'm personally fine with the aliens, since the Indiana Jones franchise has always had supernatural and mysterious elements, but the way they were written left too many plot holes and problems in my mind.

    • @Bulletsandblockbusters
      @Bulletsandblockbusters  Před 11 měsíci +3

      Yeah, it seemed like they carried several elements over from the previous script, but changed the context of them so that they made little sense in the fabric of the new story.

  • @Pupienus-wm3mr
    @Pupienus-wm3mr Před rokem +57

    I don’t hate it, but Last Crusade was just such a perfect ending. It’s like Return of the Jedi, we never should’ve seen these characters again after they resolved their stories

    • @thegoodreylo4749
      @thegoodreylo4749 Před rokem +1

      Return of the Jedi was such a disappointing movie.

    • @FordHoard
      @FordHoard Před rokem +5

      At least Kingdom of the Crystal Skull didn't destroy the original characters like the Star Wars sequels did. I will never understand the hate this movie gets.

    • @thegoodreylo4749
      @thegoodreylo4749 Před rokem +6

      @@FordHoard You really need help understanding what makes a bad movie, rather than focusing on it’s effect on OTHER movies.

    • @EA250378
      @EA250378 Před rokem +8

      @@thegoodreylo4749 You really need help on understanding that some people actually have a different opinion than you. I thoroughly enjoyed Crystal Skull and have done since I saw it in the cinema in 2008. And I despise the new Disney Star Wars movies. Deal with it.

    • @FordHoard
      @FordHoard Před rokem +2

      @@thegoodreylo4749 You really need help identifying which movies people just have a hate bandwagon boner for. Is it agai8the law to compare two franchises that were away for a long time, and identify which one didn't fuck up the original characters and put woke trash in it?

  • @TheJ_G
    @TheJ_G Před rokem +55

    The fact that George actually thought he could creatively object to a celebrated writer like Frank Darabont, and by proxy Spielberg, is further proof that late stage George Lucas completely lost touch with reality during and after the prequels.

    • @IndyDefense
      @IndyDefense Před 11 měsíci +1

      Good thing Disney's in charge, right?

    • @TheJ_G
      @TheJ_G Před 11 měsíci +9

      @@IndyDefense Complaints about George don’t equal compliments for Disney. Nobody has really been winning lately.

    • @IndyDefense
      @IndyDefense Před 11 měsíci

      @@TheJ_G All I'm saying is would you rather have Lucas or Disney?

    • @TheJ_G
      @TheJ_G Před 11 měsíci +5

      @@IndyDefense Neither at this point. I’m glad George helped create some cool stuff when he was younger, but his later years track record wasn’t any better than Disney.

    • @alneri8327
      @alneri8327 Před 11 měsíci

      @@TheJ_G bro , Lucas was always crazy, the man that slept with carrie fisher to let her be into a movie , only to totally botch the dialogue... is a dumb son of a bitch.
      forget what i said , lets ask ourselves a question... how George is even considered a part of the best of the best to begin with ? hes a medicore producer , with nothing purely good in his ideas.... a teenager could make better decisions that him.

  • @rubaiyat300
    @rubaiyat300 Před rokem +16

    I've long held the bones of what we got were great. That a pulp hero man of action from the 30's should feel a little silly during a story set in the 50's. Where the genre motifs shifts on him from the pseudohistorical and mystical to the pseudoscientific and futuristic. Where he is both a relic of the past and out of place in the "modern" day , while also being more clear-eyed and sagacious about what is important in the grand scheme of things. Sadly didn't get much of that kind of introspection or meta awareness of the genre conventions that was always at the heart of the Indy movies.

  • @doodledangernoodle2517
    @doodledangernoodle2517 Před rokem +7

    Indy dumping an entire mag into an alien is metal as fuck lmao

  • @RandomResearch57
    @RandomResearch57 Před 4 měsíci +2

    Short round driving them off in their wedding is the best idea ever honestly

  • @h_nt_r
    @h_nt_r Před rokem +18

    The sad thing is that despite this movies issues, it will probably still feel more like a classic Indiana Jones movie than Dial of Destiny will, just for the fact that it had Lucas and Spielberg attached to it.

  • @MaccamatBux
    @MaccamatBux Před rokem +11

    It's saddening to see how many people hate this movie. It's definitely not as good as the first three but it's still really entertaining and interesting to watch.

    • @ricardoaguirre6126
      @ricardoaguirre6126 Před rokem +3

      The hype in the months leading up to Crystal skull is what drew my attention to the franchise in the first place. I saw it in theaters and I liked it.

    • @MaccamatBux
      @MaccamatBux Před rokem +2

      @@ricardoaguirre6126 that's cool. Yeah, I'm always keen to rewatch this one.

  • @RokDAWG1
    @RokDAWG1 Před rokem +12

    This version sounds so much better than what we were given.

  • @RidleyCinema
    @RidleyCinema Před rokem +6

    I will say right off the bat, I was the young demographic for Crystal Skull it was my Indiana Jones, I grew up with the originals but I was just at the right age for action films and also unapologetically love Shia LaBeouf.
    Crystal Skull is by no means the best Indy but I cant say any of them are bad either, Crystal Skull has its faults but I think alot of people who unfairly judge it likely haven't seen it since its original run or romanticize the original trilogy as if it also wasnt filled with unrealistic fantasy adventure gimmicks.

  • @DanielMassey690
    @DanielMassey690 Před rokem +11

    Spielberg never wanted to make this movie, and it shows! He only did it cause Lucas and Ford wanted to. There's only a few moments that really feel good enough for Spielberg's standards. The university bike chase is one of them. It does feel like an Indy movie at that point. Indy facing the nuclear blast in the distance is also a pretty iconic image.

    • @cruzin7661
      @cruzin7661 Před rokem +1

      We can all see that Steven Spielberg obviously checked out. What else was he making at the time? He definitely put his focus into that instead.

    • @sergeantbigmac
      @sergeantbigmac Před rokem +2

      @@cruzin7661 I remember off the top of my head he got into producing a bunch of stuff at this time. Maybe the script being in development hell for years and him being spread across producing projects just made him lose interest. His directing sortve pivoted after this into smaller scale serious stuff (ie Lincoln, Bridge of Spies) I havent heard him say much negative things about Crystal Skull but maybe it did bother him more than we think.

    • @cruzin7661
      @cruzin7661 Před rokem +1

      @@sergeantbigmac him never speaking ill of Crystal Skull yet knowing that he’s dogged Hook is just unreal. He must have current business partners that he doesn’t want to censure.

    • @sergeantbigmac
      @sergeantbigmac Před rokem

      @@cruzin7661 Thats a good point and I forgot about Hook. That weird behindthescenes stuff with that and Poltergeist deserve their own videos... And youre probably right, im guessing he doesnt want to sour his past/present working relationship with his producing partners ie Kathlen Kennedy, Marshall, Lucas etc. So he just let it go and moved on. He has directed a bajillion movies so its just a costly lesson for him at this point. Mangold directing Indy 5 confirms this for me, he wants to put it behind him. Hes not just a good director but a damn good businessman too. He knows when to cut losses.

    • @cruzin7661
      @cruzin7661 Před rokem

      @@sergeantbigmac I have to be honest: despite the travesty that is Crystal Skull, I cannot wait to see Indy 5!!!

  • @Wade_Tyler
    @Wade_Tyler Před rokem +4

    I’m happy with the Indy 4 we got and I think it’s a classic 15 years later.

  • @simonrigg8391
    @simonrigg8391 Před rokem +6

    Can't believe this channel only has 1.2K subs! You got one more now buddy!

  • @lloydshanahan154
    @lloydshanahan154 Před rokem +12

    Actually, it was Harrisson Ford that pushed for Lucas to make a fourth Indy movie.
    And then Lucas talked Spielberg (who was resistent at first) into making it.
    And this was actually revealed by Kathleen Kennedy herself 15 years ago in the film's biography.
    Though keep in mind that these events revolve around the film we actually got though, not the first attempt.

    • @itskarl7575
      @itskarl7575 Před rokem +1

      Spielberg said as much himself in the same biography.

    • @cruzin7661
      @cruzin7661 Před rokem +2

      He needed a new plane, didn’t he?

  • @TheLeatheryman
    @TheLeatheryman Před rokem +4

    Crystal Skull just had too many shark jumping moments.. and the fridge wasn’t the worst offender. Cate Blanchett was amazing btw

  • @szymonpajdak5464
    @szymonpajdak5464 Před 10 měsíci +2

    First half of Crystal Skull and Shia was perfect.

  • @robertbeckman2054
    @robertbeckman2054 Před rokem +15

    Makes me sick seeing what we could’ve gotten before Lucas didn’t like the script around 7:00-7:45.

  • @emile5936
    @emile5936 Před rokem +2

    "heel and face turns" 😂😂 The Big Show would be proud

  • @pagesegovia2026
    @pagesegovia2026 Před 11 měsíci +2

    Would be sick to have Short Round come back

  • @91MoonKnight
    @91MoonKnight Před 5 měsíci +2

    Gonna use that line: You're my fortune and glory

  • @Hucklefart_Dinklejartin
    @Hucklefart_Dinklejartin Před rokem +13

    I would’ve loved to see the Darabont Script and I’m sure it would’ve been better than the Crystal Skull but im still really happy with the Crystal Skull we got. I mean it has everything a good Indiana Jones movie has. Creepy Crawleys, a giant tough guy he has to fight, a love interest, a good macguffin, and so on. Crystal Skull is definitely in my top 4 Indy films

    • @jasontibbetts9981
      @jasontibbetts9981 Před 10 měsíci +2

      Is that Sarcasm? 'In your top 4 indy films?' I think it is in everyone's top 4, where it sits firmly at number 4.

    • @Hucklefart_Dinklejartin
      @Hucklefart_Dinklejartin Před 10 měsíci +1

      @@jasontibbetts9981 probably, I don’t remember what I was thinking while writing this.

  • @queencancerous5332
    @queencancerous5332 Před rokem +2

    I wish they went with the Darabont script honestly

  • @SonicSnail95
    @SonicSnail95 Před měsícem +1

    After Dial of Destiny, I think we can all look back on Crystal Skull a little more fondly

  • @somebuddyX
    @somebuddyX Před rokem +1

    These videos are great. I'm taking my time with them because one of my favourite things is hearing about what could have been with film and TV.

  • @Guernicaman
    @Guernicaman Před rokem +14

    Personally, I always felt a 4th Indiana Jones movie should be the inverse of 'Last Crusade'. Indy finds out he & Marion share a daughter, who happens to be an archaeologist thief/cat burglar hired by a communist spy.
    Once Indy learns about this, he goes off to find & rescue his daughter - not from Russians, since she is quite resourceful, but from herself who - unlike his father, is more on the morally gray side - looking for that fortune & glory her father desired once upon a time.
    During the early 00's, I wrote a rather brief treatment for such a story. Marion & Henry, Sr would be in it, mainly caneos. The main villain would be Indy's daughter's stepfather - Marion's husband - who works for the CIA, hires his stepdaughter (who thinks they're biologically father & daughter) & ends up being a communist spy.
    The movie's mcguffin would've been the Spear of Destiny - once owned by Rasputin & Tzar Nicholas II, had the power to heal any wound. This spec script was written way before the spear got used in the game. 😢
    Interestingly enough, Indy's daughter would've been set up as the likely protagonist in a future/continuation of the series, where she'd be the archaeologist getting in all sorts of trouble - think a more adventure-serial version of Lara Croft - w/father Indiana Jones making brief appearances as a museum curator.

    • @ButtonMasherReal
      @ButtonMasherReal Před 10 měsíci

      Did you write the new movie?

    • @Guernicaman
      @Guernicaman Před 10 měsíci

      @@ButtonMasherReal - Nope. That wasn't me. I swear.

  • @rare.phukin.spotted.halibut

    Dude, we could've had the Darabont script, but we didn't! Wtf Lucas?!

  • @nathanrussell-raby5460
    @nathanrussell-raby5460 Před rokem +5

    I'm surprised you didn't mention the symmetry of Marion begging Indy not to look at the skull, in Darabont's script. It's like poetry, it rhymes.
    That said, I genuinely think Crystal Skull is marginally better than the Darabont script. Drabaont nailed a few character moments, and the ending was heaps better, but by-and-large I think the Darabont script comes off feeling like a fan fiction more than an original Indy adventure.

  • @amjh4lah809
    @amjh4lah809 Před rokem +5

    I absolutely had, and have NO problem with Crystal Skull. I thoroughly enjoyed it 🤷🏻‍♂️

    • @sebastianjoseph2828
      @sebastianjoseph2828 Před 11 měsíci +3

      Same here, I walked out the theater happy and didn't really hear complaints till the South Park episode. That's when everyone decided the film sucked. Was it perfect? No, but I maintain that this film is a tie or plain better than Temple of Doom (and I enjoy watching that too).

    • @amjh4lah809
      @amjh4lah809 Před 11 měsíci +1

      @@sebastianjoseph2828 Maaaan, f south park

  • @mikeoyler2983
    @mikeoyler2983 Před rokem +19

    I love the clip of the Frank Darabont interview and how he trips over his words. My guess is that his thought process was something like this: Well, let's see, I don't wanna call George a total narcissist but something akin to a father holding his screaming wife and children in the family Subaru hostage because he just wont stop and ask for directions. I would have preferred that script too. To be honest, I feel that the thing with the refrigerator was the least of the problems with this film. This film was divided between two separate stories. The coming of age story could not establish itself appropriately. This film should have been about Mutt becoming an adult. The size and scale of the main quest ought to have been something that he could solve. An aged Indiana Jones swoops in to become the father he never was and assist Mutt. It should not have been about Jones. The other story was the main adventure story, which was muddled because it turns into a bizarre sci-fi plot. The villains do not get enough screen time. Lastly, I think the title was terrible. It did not fit the scope of this film because there was too little time to establish the aliens.

    • @LTPottenger
      @LTPottenger Před rokem +4

      Even more mutt? How awful.

    • @cheerleadersonsafari
      @cheerleadersonsafari Před rokem +3

      The creator of a work is a narcissist when he cares about the integrity of the work he created. Lol

    • @CaptainSpalding72
      @CaptainSpalding72 Před rokem

      Narcissist? Lucas is not a Narcissist... he's an artist with his own ideas. You uncreative neckbeards have no clue....

    • @CaptainSpalding72
      @CaptainSpalding72 Před rokem

      @@cheerleadersonsafari these idiots..

    • @striderflys
      @striderflys Před rokem

      Uhhhg not more mutt! How horrible

  • @cameleopard42
    @cameleopard42 Před rokem +6

    Everyone's talking about how disappointing it is we didn't get Darbont's version, but at the pace AI is moving, it won't be long before we can just make City of the Gods ourselves.

  • @TristenSarelvun
    @TristenSarelvun Před rokem +4

    I don't even hate _Crystal Skull_ (in fact I think it's incredibly over-hated, if not underrated), but goodness does _City of the Gods_ sound like a better script. Has anyone ever stated what George allegedly didn't like about the script?

    • @thomasstudstrup5028
      @thomasstudstrup5028 Před rokem

      My guess is he is a stubborn asshole who abused his friendship with Speilberg to get his shitty script turned into a movie. And Spielberg is a wuss who didnt have the guts to tell Lucas to shove that piece of shit up his ass. Just because Lucas invented Indiana Jones, doesnt mean he was always right. Look at Temple Of Doom. Also based on a Lucas script. Spielberg should have been the better man here and have went with Darabonts scriptr, that he really loved.

    • @diegob798
      @diegob798 Před rokem

      Lack of aliens

  • @rudesword2852
    @rudesword2852 Před 11 měsíci +1

    I wish they had swung for the fences and written in short round to be the new Indy.
    Short round was a mini version of Indy in temple. Ke huy Quan just won an Oscar for a comedy/action film. He could've come back as a Jackie Chan/Indiana Jones/ James bond super hero that was put through school by Indiana Jones and becomes a government super spy that moonlights as a museum curator himself in honor of Marcus Brody who he interned with through school.
    Indy keeps calling him short round the whole film for some reason. Hijinks ensue, the day is saved and in one of the final shots as they're wrapping up Indy's hat falls off, short round picks it up, and Indy says "Keep it kid. I've had enough of adventure and I just want to relax." Short round raises the hat to his head and right as he's about to put it on he stops and says "sorry Indy, it's not my style." And hands it back.
    Marion is waiting at the car and as they say their pleasantries, from around the corner a government messenger arrives and says "Dr. Jones your aid is requested by the president on an urgent matter. You have to come with me right now." Indy goes to put on his hat and follow and the messenger stops him and says "I'm sorry sir, this request is for the other Dr. Jones." And he looks at short round. Indy has a moment of disbelief, looks at short round and proudly smiles. Short round kisses Marion on the cheek, hugs Indy, gives him a final squeeze on the shoulder and says "Now is the time for love, Dr Jones." Indy looks at Marion, smiles, then turns to short round and says "Give em hell kid." the new Dr Jones waves to Indy and Marion as the plane takes off. He turns from the window, puts on his gear, and we hear the theme music rise as the words on the screen show "Indiana Jones will return..."
    Fade to black on the theme. Roll credits.

  • @KRAFTWERK2K6
    @KRAFTWERK2K6 Před rokem +13

    My god, Darabont's original Script sounded bloody FANTASTIC!!!! A lot less "bathos" and cringe moments. And also a lot more of a cohesive and meaningful story overall. Welp..... maybe some day A.I. can put this to reality of what could have been.

  • @andrewharper4296
    @andrewharper4296 Před rokem +35

    Crystal Skull is always a frustrating film for me. It’s brilliant in some ways but then starts to fall apart in others. Some scenes still make me just wonder what they were thinking. We got so used to practical effects on the others that a lot of the CGI just felt wrong. The alien storyline was ok, but I’m just wondering if it would have been so much better if we never actually saw them, all in shadows, like Close Encounters. They generated no real fear to me. I’m hoping the final film will be better, it looks good, I just hope that it doesn’t fall victim like some other films to (god I hate the expression) wokeness. 😂 If Mission Impossible, Marvel et al can do great movies with strong characters of both sexes without hitting you over the head with it then so can an Indy film. I mean look at the original, a strong female character who stood her ground. Unfortunately as mentioned in the video, they softened her up too much I think.

    • @erubielbarraza9787
      @erubielbarraza9787 Před rokem +7

      Prett spot on with my consensus of the overall film. Should’ve used more practical effects and it would’ve felt closer to home. One of the main things that bugged me was how long it took for them to make another movie. If it was bound to happen I feel like the mid to late 90s, early 2000s would’ve been better and CGI wasn’t gripping cinema by he throat at that time.

    • @Bulletsandblockbusters
      @Bulletsandblockbusters  Před rokem +10

      Spielberg almost used matte paintings and more practical effects but then changed his mind because he thought modern audiences wouldn’t accept it

    • @erubielbarraza9787
      @erubielbarraza9787 Před rokem +7

      @@Bulletsandblockbusters Thank you for filling me in. With all due respect to Spielbergs decision, screw modern audiences. Real fans appreciate the hard work of having practical effects. Like Raimis Spider-Man didn’t use much CGI at all, only at the end when Doc Ock drowns in water. To me those movies look way better than the Amazing Spider-Man and Disneys Spider-Man.

    • @cruzin7661
      @cruzin7661 Před rokem +5

      The monkey scene destroyed all credibility for that film. I nearly walked out. I brought a teenager with me and she was disgusted and it ruined the franchise for her- I’ll never forget that. This crap actually turned off a new fan right in front of me. Indiana Jones was this do-good world explorer warrior and he just died in her eyes that day, he was pathetic to her. I hate that movie.

    • @Bulletsandblockbusters
      @Bulletsandblockbusters  Před rokem +2

      Agreed!

  • @JohnFourtyTwo
    @JohnFourtyTwo Před rokem +8

    This movie was really bad but I agree it either been better with the other script.
    Great video as always, just one minor detail. When you mentioned Indy unloading his entire clip at 6:39 should’ve been magazine instead. Clips are used to quickly load rifle magazines but pistol magazines are loaded one round at a time unless you have a speed loader but not a clip.

    • @Bulletsandblockbusters
      @Bulletsandblockbusters  Před rokem +2

      Thanks! In the script he’s holding a rifle but I used a clip of him holding a pistol because I was too lazy to go digging for a clip of him with a rifle lol.

    • @JohnFourtyTwo
      @JohnFourtyTwo Před dnem

      @@BulletsandblockbustersAhh okay makes sense now. Sorry for the late response. I never saw your response notification until now when I came across this video again.👍

  • @jacobwest7
    @jacobwest7 Před rokem +18

    At the very least the original idea commits to the alien instead of the tadaa type way it happened in the actual movie

    • @haalandfilms1695
      @haalandfilms1695 Před rokem +1

      what do u mean tadaa?
      Indy literally goes to area 51, and they unveil an alien

    • @jacobwest7
      @jacobwest7 Před rokem +4

      @@haalandfilms1695 it came as a surprise to many viewers is what I'm referring to, many people didn't think they would actually show the alien, I mean interdimensional being

    • @damonappel
      @damonappel Před rokem +2

      I agree. The reason Temple of Doom works is because they have them fall out of the plane on the raft early on, and show Mola Ram pull the heart out of the guy, first thing. So, later when Indy gets possessed, or when he's speaking words to ignite the stones, you've already got yourself to the "I'll buy anything for fun," stage.
      Crystal Skull asks you to take the big leap at the very end. And, rather than being cool, the Tarzan moment, car bouncing off the tree, and the fridge scenes are just stupid.

    • @haalandfilms1695
      @haalandfilms1695 Před rokem

      ​@@damonappel what do you mean the big leap at the very end?
      They show an alien at the very start of the film, they show the crystal skull that affects magentism and Jones survives a Nuke.
      and ur saying they're asking u to take a leap at the End of the film?
      also what do u expect from This specific genre? the Jones movies has always done ridiculous stuff. Maybe it's even literally the norm of these kinds of movies

  • @AshleyHarleyman
    @AshleyHarleyman Před rokem +2

    In seeing how Frank Darabont’s script unfolded, I can certainly see how his adaptations of two Stephen King novels were so good. This was the movie they SHOULD have made, not the movie we got. Unfortunately the whole Mac thing, the Mutt thing and the Spalco thing - they did not really work.
    Here’s hoping Indy’s swansong is on par with the The Last Crusade at least. And it would be good to see Short Round in a cameo.

    • @Rocket1377
      @Rocket1377 Před rokem

      The Oxley thing didn't work either, and that is the film's biggest problem. Connery needed to be in it, so the audience would immediately have a connection with the character.

  • @johnwatson3948
    @johnwatson3948 Před rokem +2

    So a main plot point in the Darabont script is that aliens who have interstellar travel have not yet discovered nuclear fission?

  • @Tondars
    @Tondars Před rokem +2

    For Indy5 it would have been great to see him in a gritty 70s horror film trying to save a lost kingdom Angkor Wat, Cambodia from a cult of blood thirsty Khmer Rouge. But we know modern Disney would have made Pol Pot the good guy.

  • @stvcherenfant
    @stvcherenfant Před rokem +11

    I definitely wanna see your what could've been video for the Dark Knight Rises

  • @JudahMantell
    @JudahMantell Před rokem

    What is the clip at 2:03 from? It's a recreation of the Mac Brazel pic from the Roswell Incident, but I don't recall a modern adaptation of the story.
    Great video!

    • @Bulletsandblockbusters
      @Bulletsandblockbusters  Před rokem +1

      An episode of a history channel show I believe about the Roswell cover up. And thanks!

  • @johnprudent3216
    @johnprudent3216 Před rokem +3

    I dunno. The original idea seems more layered. I also didn’t mind the aliens. They kinda make sense in that by the 50’s we’ve moved away from lore involving the supernatural. By that time aliens, UFO’s have taken place of the occult. So thematically and from a pop culture standpoint, it made sense. Truth be told I didn’t enjoyed the movie with the exceptions of a few scenes.
    Heck I wished they went with the Darabont script after I heard about it.

  • @Mirokuofnite
    @Mirokuofnite Před rokem +3

    It would've been nice if in the 90s they did Indiana Jones And The Spear of Destiny.

    • @omarcarlos537
      @omarcarlos537 Před 9 měsíci

      It would’ve been awsome if In the 90s the made an Indy second trilogy like Star Wars with different directors this time

  • @j.w.w4851
    @j.w.w4851 Před měsícem

    Winstone was bloody good as the side ally/enemy/turned ally/turned villain/turned decent final act of remorse. Lol.

  • @richardcutts196
    @richardcutts196 Před rokem +2

    They should have done Indiana Jones and the Spear of Destiny.

  • @atlanta2076
    @atlanta2076 Před rokem +1

    I love the part where the aliens offer to fulfill a whish. If I had to choose, I'd ask for a clean, free, sustainable and non-destructive source of energy. Much like the one that Telsa supposedly discovered (there might be something to that), for I believe all wars are waged over resources - and energy is the ultimate resource.

    • @simonfrost7094
      @simonfrost7094 Před rokem

      Nuclear fusion is the closest energy source that fits your requirements. Whilst there are experimental fusion reactors which have proven the theory, we're not at the point where we can scale up the technology to create reactors which can meet domestic energy demands. That's still a few decades away.

  • @tallerwarrior1256
    @tallerwarrior1256 Před 10 měsíci

    If they would’ve changed the Nuke scene by having the fridge just be under debris instead of flying out of the town and would’ve completely cut the vine swing scene, city of gods would’ve been a perfect ending to the Indiana Jones Saga.

  • @mr.o6240
    @mr.o6240 Před 4 měsíci +1

    As a long time Star Wars fan ( 1977 ) I remember that NO ONE really criticized George Lucas harshly until the Phantom Menace. He was beloved universally. It was a great time to be a fan of Lucas, Star Wars and Indy ( even though I loved the Prequels and everything that led up to them also The Clone Wars. ) 🤨

    • @Bulletsandblockbusters
      @Bulletsandblockbusters  Před 4 měsíci

      Die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become the villain

    • @mr.o6240
      @mr.o6240 Před 4 měsíci +2

      ​@@Bulletsandblockbusters
      I will always love George Lucas. I personally don't see him as a "villain." If people don't like his work fine but he's given us STAR WARS, Indiana Jones, The Clone Wars Industrial Light and Magic ( that does the effects for all the Marvel movies ) Lucas Arts with classic video games, Pixar, Skywalker Sound, THX, and helped influence generations of film fans, directors and employed thousands of people.

    • @Bulletsandblockbusters
      @Bulletsandblockbusters  Před 4 měsíci +1

      I agree. His contributions are enormous.

  • @ingocernohorsky
    @ingocernohorsky Před rokem +4

    There had been so many good books in the Indiana Jones Universe.... so many missed opportunities

  • @Miniweet9167
    @Miniweet9167 Před rokem +14

    If only they had wrangled a real prairie dog instead of a cgi one in the opening logo transition the movie would have been a masterpiece.

    • @KRAFTWERK2K6
      @KRAFTWERK2K6 Před rokem +4

      ALL of the CGI effects in "Crystal Skull" looked god awful when the movie came out and still does.... The Indy movie with the worst VFX. But as of the moment of writing this comment i haven't seen the Disney Indiana Jones movie yet.

  • @gabo1841997
    @gabo1841997 Před rokem +1

    City of the Gods sounds like a great movie

  • @SyndicateBrink
    @SyndicateBrink Před měsícem

    City of the Gods is the Indy film we needed

  • @josephmiller2460
    @josephmiller2460 Před rokem +1

    What disappointed me the most about Crystal Skill was that Ford himself was clearly ready for action. He looked great and if he and Spielberg had been given a script worthy of the character and director, it really could have been something special. Instead, we got space aliens and Shia LaBeouf swinging from vines. I'm trying to keep an open mind about Dial. Maybe it'll be great. But I can't help but think it'll be fan service and a lot of "meh." Hope I'm wrong.

  • @mattresbert
    @mattresbert Před rokem

    Brilliant stuff

  • @jeffreyroedel9804
    @jeffreyroedel9804 Před rokem

    This film should get a re-edit "special edition". Cut the nuked fridge and the vine swinging scenes, and limit the John Hurt character somehow. I agree that once Connery said no, then the script should have been re-written to not need Hurt's character. Also re-do the effects and editing for the climax so the "alien" angle is more mysterious and cryptic and less in your face. Those things would all make this a much better movie without having to reshoot...if anything it would be cutting 10 minutes or so from the run-time.

  • @ATthemusician
    @ATthemusician Před rokem +3

    Kingdom of the crystal skull isn't the greatest movie ever, but I do like it more than temple of doom. I don't think the idea idea of aliens existing being too ridiculous given that God literally manifests in the first film, as well as magic existing

  • @srincident
    @srincident Před rokem +1

    City of the Gods. That would have been a worthy chapter.

  • @Pattern51lover
    @Pattern51lover Před 11 měsíci +2

    City of gods would have been awesome!

  • @benmarton7849
    @benmarton7849 Před rokem +1

    I don't need 'what could have been.' I'm more than happy with what was.

  • @thegreatstapley
    @thegreatstapley Před rokem

    As a one sentence pitch "Indiana Jones but Close Encounters" does sound like a better movie than what we got. Not the details of it, but in concept.

  • @kingstarscream3807
    @kingstarscream3807 Před rokem

    I've always said it: Somebody needs to make "Crystal Skull - The Phantom Cut"

  • @DylanTrisko
    @DylanTrisko Před rokem +2

    I still like Crystal Skull because I'm a slut for Indiana Jones and I just don't think the film sucks as much as they lead it on to be. I also grew up with this film along the other three so I'm just nostalgic for them. That being said nothing beats The Last Crusade, although we shall see what The Dial of Destiny brings us!

  • @thomasthemarstrain2141
    @thomasthemarstrain2141 Před 11 měsíci

    Great work! Please do one for dial of destiny !!

  • @kenward1310
    @kenward1310 Před rokem

    Somewhere Gary Kurtz is hearing this and laughing while saying, "I told you so."

  • @Luka2000_
    @Luka2000_ Před rokem +4

    Honestly i love Kingdom of the Crystal Skull. And sure its not a perfect movie but its a fun movie with a great ending. I just hope that Dial Of Destiny is going to be good

  • @AskMeWhen
    @AskMeWhen Před rokem

    If Frank wrote and directed the 5th one coming out late June I bet it would be amazing!

  • @cchavezjr7
    @cchavezjr7 Před rokem +1

    It doesn't matter what script was used, the fans who grew up with Indiana Jones are now all adults now and have already seen too many variations of stories, twists and plots and nothing would ever be fresh or original like it was when we're kids. The only thing that would change is the name of the movie that everyone complains about.

  • @hanpolo2727
    @hanpolo2727 Před rokem +1

    I got to say the City of the Gods script sounded way more promising. But I hear Spielberg has approved/praised the Dial of Destiny film so I can only hope it is as good as he says it is.

    • @AlanSmitheeman
      @AlanSmitheeman Před rokem +2

      Spielberg gets a cut of the gross returns for the Dial movie so it's in his best interest to talk up the movie regardless of its quality.

    • @hanpolo2727
      @hanpolo2727 Před rokem

      @@AlanSmitheeman is true. But my fan side stays hopeful.

  • @Langford-Artist
    @Langford-Artist Před 10 měsíci +3

    I unapologetically love
    Crystal Skull

  • @RacherW
    @RacherW Před 11 měsíci

    Much better scenario, such a shame it doesn't come out.

  • @cable7152
    @cable7152 Před 5 měsíci

    When the guy that wrote Shawshank hands you a script, you make that shit.

  • @sergeantbigmac
    @sergeantbigmac Před rokem +1

    Well, at least Hollywood is consistent about screwing Darabont over when he has a winning film project in hand or has done the work to bring it to near fruition. Christ Almighty. Im not joking, Franks storied career gives me that internal confidence to still keep going and not give up when im having a bad day and things arent going my way.

  • @benvids
    @benvids Před 10 měsíci

    While Crystal Skull and Dial of Destiny are not as good as the first three, they are still a lot of fun. I watched them recently with an older family member who loved the originals (which she saw at the cinema) and she loved the latest two. Not as good, but still great fun.

  • @FloatingOnAZephyr
    @FloatingOnAZephyr Před rokem

    That ending does feel a bit close to Last Crusade, but I'd have taken it over what we got!

  • @henrikschmidt3964
    @henrikschmidt3964 Před 26 dny

    'Heel and face turns'.
    Wrestling fans are taking over.

  • @Lance37a
    @Lance37a Před rokem +2

    The city of the gods story sounds awesome but I can understand why Lucas didn't want it, because Indiana Jones is his baby maybe he thought the script too good and he wasn't good with that. Who knows.

  • @jessesmith-garcia5313
    @jessesmith-garcia5313 Před 11 měsíci

    Frank Darabont of The Walking Dead fame I would assume....Wow he's been around!

  • @ginormousaurus8394
    @ginormousaurus8394 Před rokem +1

    I read the Frank Darabont script, and in my opinion it was worse than the finished film.
    -Mac isn't in the script, but there's a similar character: Indy's Russian friend Yuri Makovsky, who turns out to be a Russian spy.
    -After losing his teaching job, Indy gets drunk, enters the late Marcus Brody's museum, and tries to steal the golden idol from the beginning of Raiders of the Lost Ark.
    -Indy prepares to flee after an assassin sent by the Russians tried to kill him. Unaware of the attempt on Indy's life, Indy's father berates and slaps Indy, accusing Indy of always running away and telling Indy "It appears there's a reason you're named after the dog."
    -At one point Indy says, "The monkey pooped on my chest."
    -There are giant mutant animals in the jungle surrounding the lost city: a yard long dragonfly, hummingbirds the size of hawks, a snake with a head bigger than a horse's, and nine-inch long ants.
    -Indy is swallowed by the giant snake. He cuts his way out of the snake with a machete.
    -One of the villains is the president of Peru, who gets turned into a frog by an alien.
    -Another villain is a Nazi doctor, who is killed by a phantom Adolf Hitler conjured by an alien.
    -The script has too many characters. Besides Indy, Marion, Belasko, Oxley, Yuri, the president of Peru, and the Nazi doctor, there's also Belasko's right-hand-man, a treacherous Peruvian guide, a U.S. State Department section chief, a Japanese map expert, a Swedish psychic, and a Swiss anthropologist.
    -Instead of going down three waterfalls, Indy and his companions survive going down four waterfalls, and they do it in an ordinary truck instead of an amphibious vehicle.
    -Indy's father drunkenly sings "Fly Me to the Moon" at Indy and Marion's wedding reception and Oxley makes silverware dance with the power of his mind.

    • @Bulletsandblockbusters
      @Bulletsandblockbusters  Před rokem +1

      Yeah, there's a lot of bonkers stuff too. Indy getting swallowed by a snake would probably be talked about just as poorly as the nuke the fridge moment.

  • @VVhistory
    @VVhistory Před rokem

    The Spielberg tactic (as i call it), he directs 1 box offixe film prior to a main Critically acclaimed film, to finance the projects he really wants to do. He released Jurassic park 7 months before Schindler’s list, which helped finance the latter, in the mid 90’s he directed the box office hit Hook which helped finance Saving private ryan and a guilty pleasure called Amistad. Then he directed the average The lost world to finance Minority Report and A.I, at the beginning of the century he released some guilty pleasure films like Catch me if you can and War of the worlds (financed by his previous films, Then Crystal skull helped finance Guilty pleasures like Tin tin and his more acclaimed films like War horse and bridge of spies financed by his terrible film Ready player one which helped finance Lincoln. A true auteur like Scorsese, Gibson or Malick don’t need hooks to finance their films, with the exception of Scorsese directing Hugo, perhaps. This new film (Indiana jones 5 right?) will help finance the next big great project

    • @Fukthm-ir3zs
      @Fukthm-ir3zs Před rokem +1

      It was Martin Scorsese who decades ago introduced the philosophy of “one for them, one for me”

    • @Fukthm-ir3zs
      @Fukthm-ir3zs Před rokem

      But nice try kid

  • @rcvaroundtheworld6217
    @rcvaroundtheworld6217 Před rokem +2

    So the lesson is, don’t let George Lucas do a movie with you

  • @robinrekola3648
    @robinrekola3648 Před rokem +1

    LOVE ALL HIS MOVIES ACTOR

  • @timomitchell9992
    @timomitchell9992 Před rokem

    I would suggest an even better movie for Indy in the 1950s. His child, perhaps a strong-willed version of Marion, is searching for something profound in the Black Sea ( it flooded thousands of years ago and there are still wooden villages deep under water). Indy has to come to her aid, battling Soviets in underwater chases involving early subs and diver gear - like early Jacques Cousteau. Indy is grumpy about using the gear. The Soviets are realistic, not the cartoony Moose and Squirrel bad guys of Crystal Skull. Stops at Gobekli Tepe (long before anyone knew of it) would ultimately lead to the discovery of artifact that was a record of an advanced Ice Age society. This record was lost, but stories emerged that became the basis of Noah's Flood and the stories in the Epic of Gilgamesh
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  • @devanworkman8745
    @devanworkman8745 Před 17 dny

    I love this movie and it is a lot better than the dial of crap. I just wish the vine swinging scene and the boatcar slingshotting off a cliff that survives three falls were cut from the film.

  • @jeffkadlec8264
    @jeffkadlec8264 Před rokem

    I want THAT movie!!!!