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  • @sandilezikode7418
    @sandilezikode7418 Před 2 lety +1214

    God ignoring emergency alert from AFRICA is the most funniest shiit I've seen 🤦🏾‍♂️😂😂

    • @ettaoudianas6748
      @ettaoudianas6748 Před 2 lety

      @Isabelle Myzer about ?

    • @Anish-Kumar-Verma
      @Anish-Kumar-Verma Před 2 lety +3

      @@ettaoudianas6748 everything in east africa

    • @richardesponja693
      @richardesponja693 Před 2 lety +16

      @Isabelle Myzer he´s occupied processing all the thoughts and prayers during a mass shooting in the USA

    • @micahspecial5927
      @micahspecial5927 Před 2 lety

      may i know the reference? i dont get the last joke

    • @Anish-Kumar-Verma
      @Anish-Kumar-Verma Před 2 lety +1

      @@micahspecial5927 god doesnt care about human sufferings in south africa. He ignores it and dont want to be notified

  • @mcsdigital5223
    @mcsdigital5223 Před 2 lety +943

    The asian one was so hilarious😂
    "Do they eat the regular food"
    No the opposite😂😂

    • @poser_bob9781
      @poser_bob9781 Před 2 lety +49

      “There will be different varieties that will all hate each other for some reason”

    • @mcsdigital5223
      @mcsdigital5223 Před 2 lety +6

      @@poser_bob9781 yup that too😂🤣

    • @re9502
      @re9502 Před 2 lety +1

      @@poser_bob9781 all human do that bruh
      Note : - ww1 and ww2 is from Europe and America
      -more then 50% a war in the history are from Europe and America

    • @remerson4
      @remerson4 Před 2 lety

      @@re9502 Those are just really well documented wars taught in school, people have been killing each other globally since day 1, but Asians really do just hate each other for no reason or for really petty reasons that happened many years ago

    • @re9502
      @re9502 Před 2 lety

      @@remerson4 wow you say that without give a example, awesome
      Do you don't know how much damage in ww1 and ww2? Or still waiting for ww3? All of then just Europe and America
      Ah i am forgot, maybe for you like this "don't hate each other, just give them a bullet and boom" 🤣

  • @adamkelly861
    @adamkelly861 Před 2 lety +677

    “There is more to life then just what’s your phone!”
    “Wrong Idiot.”

  • @yungtempe5t
    @yungtempe5t Před 2 lety +51

    The father of the adult disabled kid’s voice being extremely high is so accurate and realistic 😂

  • @mrj-charles6383
    @mrj-charles6383 Před 2 lety +253

    Always a fan of Bruce. Him as an angel servant to god is pretty funny.

  • @RAZREXE
    @RAZREXE Před 2 lety +98

    "Emergency from Africa!"
    *IGNORE*
    Yeah that's original GOD right there

  • @Stank_Dank_
    @Stank_Dank_ Před rokem +15

    The best part of the joke is making god a relatable everyday dude LOL

  • @ragantate3995
    @ragantate3995 Před 2 lety +752

    “We can call him Barney” 🦖 👍✨💜

  • @steveg8322
    @steveg8322 Před 2 lety +347

    .....this little guy is going to make it to 74.

    • @stephenjablonsky1941
      @stephenjablonsky1941 Před 2 lety +49

      Stephen Hawking made it to 76...another of God's jokes

    • @a.garcia3605
      @a.garcia3605 Před 2 lety +2

      LOL

    • @shaheenshad5012
      @shaheenshad5012 Před 2 lety +8

      @@stephenjablonsky1941 and thank him for that.

    • @stephenjablonsky1941
      @stephenjablonsky1941 Před 2 lety +1

      @@shaheenshad5012 Thank her for that. God is a woman in case you didn't know.

    • @ReezyR
      @ReezyR Před 2 lety +9

      @@stephenjablonsky1941 that's why everyone and everything is so baseless and disappointing

  • @badmoonknight5009
    @badmoonknight5009 Před 2 lety +162

    "Get yelled at for being late to something I didn't want to go to in the first place"... Sums up relationships to a tee.

  • @janw5165
    @janw5165 Před 2 lety +58

    "That's the name of a champagne" Proceeds to name him after a cheese

  • @esands36
    @esands36 Před 2 lety +38

    "Wine and Chesses". 🤣

  • @ViktorBlaskov
    @ViktorBlaskov Před 2 lety +412

    "God's mildly autistic" is the right answer to religion, the world and meaning.

    • @shaheenshad5012
      @shaheenshad5012 Před 2 lety +10

      Mildy?

    • @error-my9ut
      @error-my9ut Před 2 lety +11

      When you find philosophy in comedy then you should accept that you have passed the qualification of a certified boomer :)

    • @flutterboypr6481
      @flutterboypr6481 Před 2 lety +5

      Umm if you or anyone use autism as an insult they are way beyond ignorance.

    • @NihilisticSnake
      @NihilisticSnake Před rokem +2

      Imagine being omnipotent but having a neurological disorder

    • @SSSTUDIOS365
      @SSSTUDIOS365 Před 11 měsíci +1

      @@NihilisticSnake disorders are also omnipotent

  • @Rkenton48
    @Rkenton48 Před 2 lety +62

    My fave was when God told Peter that Conway Twitty wants him to stop. "Just tell a joke!"

    • @jimhirsch4482
      @jimhirsch4482 Před 2 lety

      They didn't show any footage, but the episode with Peter and God in the elevator is a classic!!

  • @stevensiferd7104
    @stevensiferd7104 Před 2 lety +32

    "But the good news is this little guy is going to make it to 74."

  • @chlorophyll6154
    @chlorophyll6154 Před 2 lety +99

    "Is God is real?"
    "God Israel.."

  • @guynonsense4157
    @guynonsense4157 Před 2 lety +10

    2:15 Now I know why Nepal always get earthquake

  • @donaldaxel
    @donaldaxel Před 2 lety +70

    I needed that laugh. Cheesus that was good!

    • @donaldaxel
      @donaldaxel Před 2 lety

      Wooops, the disabled joke, the "Africa alert" and more of them are on the border to what I consider appropriate. Parents feel obliged to keep nursing disabled children, and that is not always good. So the disabled joke is somewhat about "christianity" in the American version being without sense of reality, I'd say.

    • @calebc.2290
      @calebc.2290 Před 2 lety

      that’s sus!

  • @sourabhgupta4853
    @sourabhgupta4853 Před 2 lety +98

    Asia is actually really huge and that's why a lot diverse, Western concept of asian is just east asian but there are more different regions like, Arabia, Persia, India, central Asian and many more.

    • @aakarshmaurya2265
      @aakarshmaurya2265 Před 2 lety +5

      r/woosh

    • @kyorikusagami84
      @kyorikusagami84 Před 2 lety +3

      "there's a different variety who hate each other" guess you didn't know what that means

    • @erfanrahmani6088
      @erfanrahmani6088 Před 2 lety +12

      @@kyorikusagami84 actually he's right , by "different variaties" they mean koreans , chinese and japanese. the term "asian" is mostly used to describe them , not persians or indians or etc.

    • @deathtomorons9388
      @deathtomorons9388 Před 2 lety

      Yeah other Asians except East Asians aren't smart so u should understand that right away.

    • @kyorikusagami84
      @kyorikusagami84 Před 2 lety

      @@erfanrahmani6088 "who will always hate each other" you know what that means??

  • @namangolwanganga1536
    @namangolwanganga1536 Před 2 lety +18

    The last one was just brutal

  • @Johnny..
    @Johnny.. Před 2 lety +150

    As a christian, none of this offends me edit: I'm surprised that everyone liked this comment so much

    • @cormachaha8365
      @cormachaha8365 Před rokem +3

      Same

    • @IamGenoBlack
      @IamGenoBlack Před rokem

      I just have pity on you for being a Christian

    • @SSSTUDIOS365
      @SSSTUDIOS365 Před 11 měsíci +1

      @@MuffetSpiderCoffe youd be suprised. Some Christians find this offensive... which is stupid, I love this stuff.

    • @rtrt7428
      @rtrt7428 Před 10 měsíci

      Christianity is dead btw. Today those who claim Christians aren't real.. They're just liberal paganists

    • @slipperystairs8588
      @slipperystairs8588 Před 10 měsíci

      Well you should be offended

  • @florants6214
    @florants6214 Před 2 lety +71

    Great video but you forgot the birthday bit, where Jesus is mad at Joseph so he calls God who is busy another woman lol

  • @lakshyashrungarpure
    @lakshyashrungarpure Před 2 lety +36

    2:14 God is not even looking at Nepal🤣

  • @uitimatebrandon
    @uitimatebrandon Před 3 lety +162

    Lemme guess,god is voice acted by seth macfarlane
    Edit:yep

  • @riorovandor317
    @riorovandor317 Před 3 lety +84

    Is Adam wearing a glasses?

    • @assass1nz697
      @assass1nz697 Před 3 lety +7

      You know it’s supposed to be peter right???

    • @riorovandor317
      @riorovandor317 Před 3 lety +1

      @@assass1nz697 probably😂

    • @assass1nz697
      @assass1nz697 Před 3 lety +1

      @@riorovandor317 hmm... 😳

    • @MrWR3D
      @MrWR3D Před 2 lety +1

      They should've moved the glasses 😂

  • @thepylonperspective
    @thepylonperspective Před 2 lety +15

    Tristan? Who TF would ever consider Tristan?!?

  • @ollekrantz7473
    @ollekrantz7473 Před 2 lety +18

    1:51 "no no that's a name of a champagne no no terible this all is terible" 😂😂😂

  • @firestonegraywolf
    @firestonegraywolf Před 2 lety +8

    This right here is SCOTT

  • @zorieldiamante9744
    @zorieldiamante9744 Před 2 lety +5

    1:32 😂😂

  • @show.skg1719
    @show.skg1719 Před 2 lety

    (😊🙏🏻,I levo. jesus ,god good ..♥️😇)

  • @ardaarsen
    @ardaarsen Před 2 lety +2

    lol the asian got me really good.

  • @Stoirelius
    @Stoirelius Před 2 lety +17

    - Do they eat regular food?
    - Oh no, no, the opposite
    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @jdhed.mcpack6947
    @jdhed.mcpack6947 Před 2 lety +9

    God, imagine if they actually named Jesus "Barney"

    • @CDPW
      @CDPW Před rokem

      The crucifixion of Barney doesn't quite have the same ring to it.

  • @masonconway2007
    @masonconway2007 Před 2 lety +8

    "Best of God"

  • @muzikayisencube8818
    @muzikayisencube8818 Před 2 lety +3

    Emergency alert from Africa🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @robertk6640
    @robertk6640 Před 2 lety +2

    The Africa part at the end is So true.

  • @oshomatv11m80
    @oshomatv11m80 Před 2 lety +1

    "Relax... You want some Cheesus?😆😆😆 "

  • @richhornie7000
    @richhornie7000 Před 10 měsíci +1

    As someone who is not Rosie O'Donnell, none of these offends me

  • @roshangaul45
    @roshangaul45 Před 2 lety +5

    the last one💀

  • @Rosefinity
    @Rosefinity Před 2 lety +3

    Lmaooo God owns a timeshare

  • @savoring_juicy_wet_cow_udd6378

    The rossie o’ donnel 💀

  • @sakinahmed5534
    @sakinahmed5534 Před 2 lety +1

    "Bigger plan for those parents!". What was cold.

  • @mohamedelganaini3504
    @mohamedelganaini3504 Před rokem +1

    Hilarious 🤣🤣

  • @grungieexx..
    @grungieexx.. Před rokem +1

    God watching this:
    I love my human

  • @nikhildhakal3727
    @nikhildhakal3727 Před 2 lety +1

    Asian joke and Nepal and Africa emergency one joke hilarious.

  • @cotymccollum2927
    @cotymccollum2927 Před 2 lety +22

    0:38 man I really hope that isn’t canon.

  • @blaxxteam
    @blaxxteam Před 2 lety +1

    totally seth macfarlane's voice

  • @denzelcopia3454
    @denzelcopia3454 Před 2 lety +1

    rosie o donnel damn

  • @ianlewis6258
    @ianlewis6258 Před 2 lety +17

    I still believe in God!
    I am Agnostic-Thiest!

    • @vejeke
      @vejeke Před 2 lety +7

      Don't worry, that happens a lot. Some people, such as Jordan Peterson, are not able to overcome their religious indoctrination during childhood.

    • @ike2938
      @ike2938 Před 2 lety

      @@vejeke Do you think overcoming religious indoctrination during childhood and early adolesence is a sign of self-control and strong will?

  • @onehitkill5816
    @onehitkill5816 Před 2 lety +8

    They really make God out to be a just an average guy with supreme powers.

  • @markos2859
    @markos2859 Před 2 lety

    2:12 haha 😂😂

  • @ThisGuysAnimation
    @ThisGuysAnimation Před 2 lety

    2:45 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @mohammedmuzamil5976
    @mohammedmuzamil5976 Před 2 lety +4

    Nipple, nepal

  • @aldoususer8441
    @aldoususer8441 Před rokem

    2:21 god is drunk🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @yh37000
    @yh37000 Před 2 lety

    man im korean and the asian part was like emotional damage. Like the asian guy saying emotional damage.

  • @victorbizesi7101
    @victorbizesi7101 Před rokem +1

    kkkkkkk can't wait to see what that bigger plan is

  • @n.w.a5755
    @n.w.a5755 Před 2 lety +5

    02:45

  • @ofordilestanley1220
    @ofordilestanley1220 Před 2 lety +1

    This name sounds like a Champaign... Lol

  • @Reselzavslayer
    @Reselzavslayer Před 2 lety +1

    God! My name is Tristan

  • @morlarav602
    @morlarav602 Před 2 lety +5

    God : Proceeds to mark Mexico related emails as spam (After watching those execution videos)

  • @gibixhegu1612
    @gibixhegu1612 Před 2 lety +1

    "Nepal"

  • @shreyasgautam9974
    @shreyasgautam9974 Před 2 lety +2

    So that's how nepal was made from the word nipples.

  • @daredevil5977
    @daredevil5977 Před 2 lety +3

    Just Imagine if real god see this

    • @pjq420
      @pjq420 Před 2 lety

      Saying god doesn't see it is actually saying god without certificates

  • @sunix8078
    @sunix8078 Před 2 lety

    Best of god

  • @AbelFlyGuy
    @AbelFlyGuy Před 11 měsíci

    "PEEEETAAAAA!"

  • @Leemanopo
    @Leemanopo Před 2 lety +2

    Asian fun😂

  • @thespagetguy
    @thespagetguy Před 2 lety +1

    I like how Adam Carola is death

  • @quantumsnapchannel
    @quantumsnapchannel Před 2 lety +1

    why does youtube put the show as just the first episode of family guy

  • @aadityavaishnav8359
    @aadityavaishnav8359 Před 2 lety

    god osho😂

  • @DefenderOfChrist_
    @DefenderOfChrist_ Před 7 měsíci +1

    I am a Christian I am not offended by this

  • @hassan55460
    @hassan55460 Před 2 lety +4

    The last joke about Africa was genius...Africa needs attention from the world and God 🙏

  • @shivakumarcd
    @shivakumarcd Před 2 lety

    went bit easy Jesus.. I understand..

  • @boomer490
    @boomer490 Před 2 lety

    Wine and cheeses lol 😆 😅

  • @darkgobbo8763
    @darkgobbo8763 Před 2 lety +20

    0:35 I don't get it?

  • @manulucifer
    @manulucifer Před 2 lety

    Nepal 😂😂😂

  • @awalotep
    @awalotep Před 2 lety

    nipaaaallllllll

  • @grungieexx..
    @grungieexx.. Před rokem

    0:36
    Tutorial on how to sin

  • @VentiTol
    @VentiTol Před rokem

    😳

  • @isssssaaaaaaaaa3438
    @isssssaaaaaaaaa3438 Před 2 lety

    Hi

  • @forever_golfer1981
    @forever_golfer1981 Před 2 lety +1

    We’re ALL Asian

  • @smmahi6387
    @smmahi6387 Před 2 lety

    Now we now why nepal is nepal or I say neeple

  • @tsh3dza
    @tsh3dza Před rokem

    SEWEY!

  • @notIanatall
    @notIanatall Před 2 lety

    Chinese+black=filipino

  • @MiRo-oz6bz
    @MiRo-oz6bz Před 9 měsíci

    Which god You mean? The god Jehova??.

  • @najmussakib6703
    @najmussakib6703 Před rokem

    " uguysaskdfrit "

  • @technicalmanaa3705
    @technicalmanaa3705 Před 2 lety +1

    astakfirullah

  • @GugaBahr.
    @GugaBahr. Před rokem

    Till 74 kkkkkkkkkkk

  • @bilalefeklc3691
    @bilalefeklc3691 Před rokem +2

    very offensive but perfect :D

  • @enviousshade1770
    @enviousshade1770 Před 2 lety

    Wtf CZcams I got an ad without a skip button

  • @geopoliticalarena6892

    Last part anyone knows how to turn these things off😂

  • @patriciaseeley5350
    @patriciaseeley5350 Před rokem +1

    You want to get the crap

  • @natex7651
    @natex7651 Před 2 lety +3

    Repent and believe the gospel

    • @tusharmaharana3373
      @tusharmaharana3373 Před 2 lety +2

      haha no

    • @natex7651
      @natex7651 Před 2 lety

      @@tusharmaharana3373 your loss kid

    • @tusharmaharana3373
      @tusharmaharana3373 Před 2 lety +1

      @@natex7651 ok

    • @williamgreenfield9991
      @williamgreenfield9991 Před rokem

      Can you force yourself to believe something as ridiculous and absurd as Christianity? If I told you the moon was made of green cheese and if you don't believe it you will burn forever, would you believe it? If you looked up at the moon and saw that it was white, not green, could you force yourself to believe it was green? No, but you could PRETEND you believed it, and hope God doesn't figure out that you are faking it. That's more than half the folks calling themselves Christians. They are faking it, and are atheists in the closet.

  • @captaincaesarX
    @captaincaesarX Před 3 lety +4

    2nd

  • @jacobstopper3804
    @jacobstopper3804 Před 3 lety +10

    First

  • @lenardcarter80
    @lenardcarter80 Před 3 lety +1

    Fifth

  • @sophiecarter9903
    @sophiecarter9903 Před 3 lety

    The kiwi rrr is r rr to r me

  • @navedm1424
    @navedm1424 Před rokem

    Someone who is omnipotent and omniscient certainly wouldn't look like a human being-like, not *at all.* The world does not understand God.

    • @williamgreenfield9991
      @williamgreenfield9991 Před rokem

      It's very difficult to understand a being that doesn't exist. Tell us, oh wise one, what does this God dude look like?

    • @navedm1424
      @navedm1424 Před rokem

      @@williamgreenfield9991 You applied barely any brains to ask that question. See, if you know Mathematics, you would know that the human mind cannot perceive an actual four-dimensional figure. Now we're talking about the Creator of all these dimensions and you're asking me how He looks-how does the Creator of all the spatial dimensions, the Creator of Time looks.

    • @CDPW
      @CDPW Před rokem

      @William Greenfield He's probably red with horns. Wouldn't that be a knee slapper?

  • @ttrestle
    @ttrestle Před 2 lety +15

    The dislikes on this vid are christian cultists

  • @alter_ego1235
    @alter_ego1235 Před 2 lety +5

    Be not deceived; God is not mocked: for whatsoever a man soweth, that shall he also reap.

  • @obi-wankenobi8368
    @obi-wankenobi8368 Před 3 lety +3

    Lama