Models Should Be Thin! - YMH Highlight
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- čas přidán 7. 04. 2022
- Tom Segura's infamous Tunisian hookup looked like one of those models that doesn't shave her armpits. Speaking of disgusting models, you know what else models shouldn't have? Fat. We want models with clean pits and fit bods dammit!
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“i don’t remember her hair… dirty blonde… she had armpit hair.”
Tom knows exactly what she looks like.
She was blonde
Lol...he has a picture, I would hope so
God... I can picture what a breathtaking beautiful mess she was just in his deflections of the answers. Been sober for over 10 years but I still have a fixation for a beautifully ruined tweaker chick... herion is alright ruin but the meth ruination is the one that still gets me.
@@nationalsocialism3504 I love being heroin skinny
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Wow, I hear ya.
Ripped models sure. Normal models maybe. But I don't want them one cake away from losing a foot
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Holy crap you win the comments 😂
🤣 I’m dying! This one’s destined to be a classic!
Normal models are nice when I’m looking at clothes i wanna buy
😂😂😂😂😂
“Did her Meow smell a little gamey?” Christina has some good ones.
Went to Target this week. Tons of fat body positive models in the women’s section. All male models thin and fit. Body positivity only exists for women.
Really, that’s on men though.
@@alexandercamlin8889How so?
I've seen them but they're rare. Like places with substantial big & tall sections. It'd be cool if they were more common
What were models doing at target?
@dorothyh4119 no, it would be cooler if people took accountability and society stopped being fat..
Their relationship is a goal. Best friends but also lovers. How could you not fall in love repeatedly with someone when you can vibe consistently without judgement
both parties need rock solid self esteem to form a relationship like this. this type of self esteem comes with age.
C jig
Indeed I married my best friend yet we shit on each other all the time but with respect and love behind it.
Friday nights with my wife and I are a little like episodes of Beavis and Butthead, that end in one of us jumping the other. It's great I'm a lucky man.
“Here’s a regular model, and here’s a pig in yoga pants for your viewing pleasure” 🤣🤣🤣
“Fat chicks need love too, but they got a pay.”
-Glenn Quagmire
Who else but Quagmire?🤷🏻♂️
Tom laughing at Nadav’s laughter LOL
When they said leather bathing suit all I could think of was like, cowboy boot leather and I've never been more disappointed of the truth in my life.
I know what he's talking about, it's the kink suit that looks like a bunch of leather belts linked together, one belt over each nipple, one between, and various loops and hooks for tying up and hanging from the ceiling. It almost looks like a safety harness, kind of functions like one.
The thing is, it was probably vinyl. And he thought it was leather because it was made to look like it lol
same
"also... here's a little pig for you."
Tom really leans into the word FAT. Extra enunciation and volume. LOL
Imagine if you were in love with a woman and she said something like “Can we stop pretending to enjoy fat models”
That would turn into a marriage real fast lol
She had runaway vibes 🏃♀️
“Gamey” never thought I’d hear someone describe meow like that
You must be new to YMH then 😂
Tom “I absolutely HAMMERED this chick” Segura
Tom loves gamey meow, which is exactly why he married Christina!
Jesus
She sure loves the word gamey. Won’t describe genitals any other way
GAMEY MEOW - WHAT AN AMAZING VOCAB TO END THE NIGHT WITH
@@muhammedahmed3291 fr😂😂😂
Just imagine hundreds of generations of cabbage and vodka distilled into an aroma so wild, hunters would pay big money to use it as a cover scent.
The dismissive hand wave as Christina said "They dressed her nice" was so fucking funny
I love that y’all don’t drop this 😂😂😂
Because it's true
Hey, _how_ can we get models back to beautiful? You know, as _far_ away from hairy back tits, with a gunt??
@@KZ_MMA_ 💯
I love the honesty
Cant wait to hear u guys talk about the will smith slaps in 3 weeks
That laughter in the background is what TV sitcoms WISH they could cause
That guy laughing in the background is amazing🤣
This is the epitome of Top Dog’s genetic expression. I love you Tommy. And I love your wife even more! Continued happiness Moms😍
I really love these clips. MAYBE i'll give the podcast a shot
Encased in leather😂😂. The best thing Christina has ever said
camera > fence
I need Nadav’s laugh as my email and text notification!!! 🤣
Fr lol
That was hilarious. Love them 😂
I do appreciate it when the models are similar to my body type, when shopping for clothes. I'm quite tall and have often had troubles buying clothes that were modeled on people much shorter. I'm not fat, but most Americans are, and I appreciate wanting to see what an outfit would look like on a body similar to my own.
Yeah! I appreciate when they say their height and size too- on forever 21 they do- although they were almost all 5'10 and size small or 5'10 and plus size last time I checked (2 years ago that may have changed) It was still helpful! I think every site should do this and there should be a variety of sizes!
(As funny as this bit is I don't agree with them on this hahaha)
The dimensions should always be listed. So height shouldn’t matter
But we all live in the same world so thinking like that make no sense. Models are supposed to be MODEL for the society so we never forget what is healthy!!! They are not supposed to be normal people that is what is weird with poeple nowaday! Dont sexualise unhealthy lifestyle. I smoke cigarette and i can say that when they were sexualizing and romantizing the cigarette in the pubs it was a weird Time. People have to learn the dofference between shaming and teaching. But i think they should do different pictures for the older peoples or disable people, the minorité should for sure have a way to feel more accepted will shopping. But i think the models size should not change for young people and People in their twenties and thirties. Food can be addictive too and we need to help people keeping their health before they go to their forties. Its really hard to eat healthy to not have addictions and to sleep well but AT LEAST we got models that keep us in shape. Depression can play alot With the mind so yes people can feel good even if they are not healthy. But this is personal and need to stay a personal choices.
@@weesh4645 well perhaps for the online shopping aspect of things, but magazines and runways etc etc type of modeling isn't really for utility
The point of models is to be living hangers. It doesn’t matter how you want to see clothes.
This has sitcom vibes with the laughs in the back
This is a great relationship 😂😂😂
There are always a small amount of comments sprinkled throughout comedy videos that try and make serious counterpoints to the shit comedians say and it's almost as funny as the bits themselves.
This guy was bullied so much in high school because he was so fat.
He MADE a shirt that said "Fatty Bo Batty".
Instantly became a hero in the school. I'm still happy for him.
Cristina acting like she isn’t a babe
The laugh in the back. I know you all know but it's good
🤣🤣🤣I love this conversation
Hearing the Mrs talk honestly about men & women is hilarious
Well said on everything
never thought i d hear my country mentioned on YMH lmao
The funniest thought it about the show is the guy in the background laughing
“I absolutely hammered this chick”🤣
I love Tom referring to fat people as “Fatties”😂😂
As a straight man, im offended by armpit hair on girls
As long as you're ok with girls being offended by your facial hair, it's a fair tradeoff. Because if you think they should shave, so should you. It's only fair.
"The top girl, THAT's a model?" Hilarious!
A chunkasauris… that was Gold!
"Look what I did" " Cool" Bruh I died
"Look what i did aaaand my legs too... coooool..." 🤣🤣
As a college long snapper, I spit out my drink laughing cause she looks exactly like me
You guys are F#$$45 hilarious. Your wife is awesome.
Like what a non issue to be mad about. If someone is selling clothes for fat people, fat people should model the clothes.
good point and logic. but its them inferring its ok to be unhealthy is what bothers people, fat people shouldent be shamed but shouldent be praised as well
I take it you've never experienced marketing, particularly to women. I know, what is a woman, anyway? But here in the real world, you don't use hogs and dogs to model anything if you want it to sell, be it clothes or cars.
@@politerudeboi6898 I mean the sports illustrated model wasnt that over weight. People can be healthy 30 lbs over but once you start pushing 50 or 60 lbs overweight then I think its probably unhealthy but also none of my business what weight pple are. But if your a company trying to make money then it's only logical to cater to every size since plus sized are more common now in America
@@funguscake It's only logical to cater to different groups IF it increases sales. It may not.
@@politerudeboi6898 totally agree dont shame fat people but also dont encourage obesity
I like that they come to the conclusion that normal people and adverts already came to... Like, most people are fat now... The models should probably reflect that.
Models aren't supposed to reflect what most people are. Precisely the opposite. Professional hot people, that's the job.
@@patsayjack402 Ya exactly. Just like people enjoy watching professional athletes playing sports. The people that are at the top of their game, skill wise and who are operating at the upper limits of human performance.
No one wants to watch out of shape average joes, struggling to get through the game because they're in such shit shape, fumbling the ball.
Tom even says he understands why you'd want to see a person who looks like you wearing the thing you wanna wear... It makes sense to have different body types modeling clothes... Because different clothes look different on different body types... It's literally just broader marketing.
Should the Large N Tall models be 5'7 hunks? No... They're big and tall people. That's how regular sized clothes should be advertised too... It's just logical.
@@ant3352 then why don’t they offer plus size modeling for men?
Answer - because it’s more about falling in line with the fat acceptance ideology and virtue signaling then about representing what clothes look like on different body types. That’s what fitting rooms are for.
"Now walk down that runway."
"I can't i have gout, i need a mobility scooter."
Hmmmmkaaayyy.
I just saw vid where lobster fisherman throw the biggest ones back cause those are the ones they want making more big babies then this vid hit again and made me think up a vague idea of like alien invasion: revenge of the chubbs. Kinda war of worlds meets idiocracy type thing where if you trigger the harvesters scale limit it drops you at a mini mall buffet instead of theirs
I had too quick the armpit section because I was eating 🤣
I for sure dislocated somw shit 😂😂😂
God I can't wait for Twitter to hear about this one, do an update when they do lmfao
As much as I hate Christine’s laugh. That’s how much I love the laughter of the crew in the background.
This topic is hilarious can’t wait for this ad to be over 😂😂😂
I know youtube gets a lot of hate towards the premium service but I can honestly say that if you watch CZcams pretty much all the time like I do and you have the extra cash every month it’s really worth it.. I traded my Spotify premium for CZcams premium and it feels like a better investment because CZcams music is actually pretty good and I can still listen to my podcasts on Spotify for free.. anyways I totally sound like an ad right now but just trying to help LOL have a good day bro
@@Skoobiesteve u actually pay for premium? just make a gmail for free and do a youtube premium month trial lmfao i do it all the time havnt paid once
@@michaell4851 I’ve paid for it for like 5 years now. Ha, It was called red when I started. Either way, totally worth it.
@@MrSamsoniter could get it for free lol just sayin
@@michaell4851 I’m wayyyy too lazy to do all of that noise. I was just saying even at $10 a month, it’s def worth it
you guys should really link the full episodes to these clips
These people are not loved for sure
what a unique take
behind Tom, the painting of the dude....
looks like Sal Vulcano from Impractical Jokers 😅
hope one day I find a woman in this world who loves me as much as Christina loves Tom...it's hard out here for a pimp mayne...
Why does Tom have a painting of Sal from “Impractical Jokers@ behind him?
It’s funny because most models don’t have normal bodies. It’s either skinny or plus size.
Nailed some random ruff chick. Those are some of the best lays.
Yep
6:41 THIS IS TRUE. They have people post their images to Shein reviews and it helps for sure lol.
7:26 Ok yes Christina thats it. But the fat girl models are like kinda obsessed with convincing themselves this is true by crowd sourcing self esteem through photos. Because they’re still insecure. Like Tess Holiday.
Hahaha yay! So glad someone said it!
She blew Ole Christy out of the water!!!!!
I miss the good old days of 100% sexy flawless ads. I don’t want to be sold to by anyone less than a 10. Airbrush if you must, I’m OK with that.
Jesus Christ that model in the leggings wasn’t even that big, I was just listening and looked over expecting a walrus. But that girl was like 150 tops😂😂
oh come on. the left one that they pointed out was fucking FAT. Probably 5´2, 160lbs. The one on the right in the same row was alright, but still not model standard.
Not a Walrus but a certified pig
Honestly this such a tired bit
130 TOPS 😂😂😂😂
@@smellsfargo 130kg maybe. Saying that she is 130lbs would be delusional
reminds me of that Patrice skit w
"would you do the girl passed out behind the dumpster over there?" - "hmmm..."
also,greets from berlin.
But she looks so cute, with the garbage on her.
@@bolo2393
exactly. epic stuff. be well. ✌
Nadav is going OFF LOL
Facts
Fuck I love these two
Normalize fat shaming
I thought being fat was good now People? People seem to be obsessed with girls having massive fat butts.
@@professorpancakes6545 theres a difference between having a big booty and having a completely fat body
@@wilsonruleman I dunno, dude. This fat booty shit is looking pretty cartoony to me. Even proportions are more appealing to me.
...but I'm a scrawny, flat-assed man, so maybe I'm just jealous.
@@wilsonruleman ohh ok so just the ass needs to be fat, got it!
as a fat poor i agree with this
Normalizing fat models is like normalizing unfunny comedians.
Its like Netflix giving Brendan Schaub a special
The type of people that try to normalize fat models, are EXACTLY the same people that normalize unfunny comedians, see that Gatsby chick, or whatever the hell her name is.
@@MNTNHMESMO I mean the only reason tom is working is because Joe Rogan said he was funny. And his wife rides his coat tails
@@Deadman1000 i mean Tom is better than Joe if im being honest....but thats also just my opinion and yea Christina just isnt that funny to me but shes alright.
And it takes away from actual beautiful models and funny comedians.
These insufferable ideologues dream of a society where every metric of success has been removed, except their own definition of it
Gamey is my favourite flavour of meow.
I would do anything for my wife not to know this type of information 😂😂😂😂
She’s so lucky
In a deep ymh rabbit hole rn send help 😂 in find the back room laughs fuckin great, they all just getting this shit live for free, imagine like how was work today honey like "my cheeks hurt and are still wet with tears" 🤣
Her meow smelled gamey? Lmao
lol these 2 are funny.
That depends on what you’re selling.
Jeans or virtue?
If opinions hurts someone's feelings then, you can’t have them. If you do have hurtful opinions, you have to be taught how to express opinions in order to not upset the weak. Each person is responsible for their own feelings. The attempted guilt trippng is ridiculous.
As a non American I love that you guys can actually see the insanity of this. Hilarious
I love Tina
Lmao Christina is hilarious about toms ex
as an overweight girl, i too hate overweight models!!!
You shouldn't be able to eat Cheetos and walk runways.
I mean, some Cheetos, yes. Otherwise, that's just mean to skinny people. A palette of bags of Cheetos, no.
"It really seals in the flavour, you know what I mean?"
This is the same kind of German woman I new in college at Sonoma State. I think they are a German export. You go for it even though you don't want to, but it's there, and you hit it!
My mother was a flight attendant and was weighed before EVERY flight.
Good ole Pan Am.
I fucking love them lol
Ymh spitting some truth
Dude sounds like sweet tooth in the background lol
Nah, models should be THINCCCCC
This is amazing. Keep telling the truth, Mommies 🤣
Hey, _how_ can we get models back to beautiful? You know as _far_ away from hairy back tits, with a gunt??
Agreed I don’t wanna see fat models either but the issue I have is that ladies who aren’t skin and bones are classified as “thick.” Wtf.
Christina pokes the bear and then gets uncomfortable with it. Tom isn't one to just stop when you're uncomfortable. He keeps going and Christina can't always handle it.
Are you talking about this conversation or in the bedroom?