How to make Kvass - Cooking with Boris

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  • čas přidán 15. 10. 2016
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    Boris shows how to make kvass out of black bread and raisins and cheeki breeki.
    Kvass is a fermented drink popular in some slav countries and Baltic countries. Pretty much tastes like apple cider mixed with light beer.
    Also good for cure hangover.
    Ingredients:
    1.5L / 50oz water
    1/3 cup of raisins
    1 teaspoon dry yeast
    100g / 3.5oz sugar
    two slices of black rye or pumpernickel bread
    1 lemon
    hermetic jars for storage
    (unground coffee beans optional)
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  • @zxHenrixz
    @zxHenrixz Před 7 lety +4276

    Boris should be peace negotiator between Russia and NATO

    • @the_kovic
      @the_kovic Před 7 lety +699

      "Oi, shut the fuck up blins, let's have some kvass."

    • @user-bfg9000
      @user-bfg9000 Před 7 lety +44

      Henri S. Sounds great

    • @BGAT100
      @BGAT100 Před 7 lety +167

      YOU SIR DESERVE A GOPNIK AWARD

    • @piggybackveteran8610
      @piggybackveteran8610 Před 7 lety +29

      everyone gets a gopniks award, he will be sharing them like opera

    • @kyleshepard3139
      @kyleshepard3139 Před 7 lety +51

      no! you must earn Gopnik award blin.
      every Slav knows that. you are not Amerikanski spy, are you?

  • @havoc3742
    @havoc3742 Před 5 lety +9445

    Babushka is not italian spy, Babushka is retired KGB agent, who just happened to pick up jars whilst servicing target in italy.

    • @ScurvyBoi
      @ScurvyBoi Před 5 lety +556

      Babushka tried to kill old idiot Mussolini

    • @emootwo4600
      @emootwo4600 Před 5 lety +170

      Ahh yes my friend you understand

    • @aaaadupachujchuj
      @aaaadupachujchuj Před 5 lety +52

      @@schmittyday5288 dont even try to claim our country

    • @naomificagna
      @naomificagna Před 5 lety +14

      I made those jars, great use of them boris

    • @gatto0267
      @gatto0267 Před 5 lety +13

      Io ITALIA Spy ci hai ci cosa contro la pizza!!!!?????

  • @burnedbread4691
    @burnedbread4691 Před 7 měsíci +93

    7 years later and I still make kvass every month... Thank you Boris, you have changed my life!!

    • @bowie570
      @bowie570 Před 5 měsíci +19

      Haha, the combination of your channel name and the fact that you make kvass is cute 😊

    • @voxstulti6262
      @voxstulti6262 Před 4 dny +1

      By burning it, is that the blackest bread you can find? 🤣

    • @burnedbread4691
      @burnedbread4691 Před 4 dny +1

      @@voxstulti6262 unironically yes, burning Finnish rye bread in a toaster makes for great kvass base!

    • @hebleh5771
      @hebleh5771 Před 2 dny +1

      He is actually the reason why Im into homebrewing

  • @enricofermi3471
    @enricofermi3471 Před 2 lety +658

    For anyone still wondering - no, you can't get drunk on kvass - alcohol content is too low, your stomach isn't big enough (unless you're a competitive eater of some kind); no, you can't taste alcohol in it, even without lemons; yes, it is safe to drink for kids.

    • @Ilikebunnies-metoo
      @Ilikebunnies-metoo Před 2 lety +68

      Unless you put honey in it and let it ferment for a couple of months

    • @justragequit7078
      @justragequit7078 Před 2 lety +29

      @@Ilikebunnies-metoo how much honey should I add ? Sounds good

    • @Ilikebunnies-metoo
      @Ilikebunnies-metoo Před 2 lety +22

      @@justragequit7078 about the same amount as the recipe (or 1/4 cup, which is a little more)

    • @justragequit7078
      @justragequit7078 Před 2 lety +6

      @@Ilikebunnies-metoo thx I appreciate it

    • @Ilikebunnies-metoo
      @Ilikebunnies-metoo Před 2 lety +5

      @@justragequit7078 no problem

  • @Victor-wh1od
    @Victor-wh1od Před 5 lety +3495

    Actually my jar turned into a tsar bomba. Kvass everywhere in my kitchen. Blyat.

    • @parampoparam
      @parampoparam Před 4 lety +112

      Use medical glove instead of cap.

    • @KilledDebtor
      @KilledDebtor Před 4 lety +145

      @@parampoparam no no, it didnt work, try beer bottles with a special corking tool. You need to create pressure so that the kvass becomes carbonated. Well, or use high quality cans like Boris.

    • @slipdip-gaming-djing-vlogs7015
      @slipdip-gaming-djing-vlogs7015 Před 4 lety +133

      Ive just read on another comment that if you open it everday just for a couple seconds to release the gas you should be okay

    • @derekbrogan4241
      @derekbrogan4241 Před 4 lety +38

      Burp it

    • @Misha-dr9rh
      @Misha-dr9rh Před 4 lety +75

      Always be careful with shit like this. High Pressure+Sealed Container=Bomb.

  • @pleasebecomefunky8826
    @pleasebecomefunky8826 Před 5 lety +5792

    "Clean it as hard as you clean your browser history"
    Good quote, Boris

  • @jeanstarnes4551
    @jeanstarnes4551 Před 3 lety +173

    "Babushka is an Italian spy"
    Top 10 most unexpected plot twists

  • @ghilliem.g.5824
    @ghilliem.g.5824 Před 4 lety +901

    top 10 tutorials to watch during quarentine

  • @martinschmelzle4864
    @martinschmelzle4864 Před 5 lety +4281

    So, after making KBAC like 6 or 7 times, here are my tips for creating a slav miracle:
    -Choose your bread carefully. The bread you use greatly determines the taste. The darker, the heavier the taste.
    -When Boris says "toast it to Chernobyl", he actually means it. Turn the bread almost black.
    -Dark bread has the tendency to fall apart in the toaster, which is pizdec. Use a pan.
    -When operating on the bread cocktail, add caraway and whole pepper balls for improved spiceyness.
    -Replace the sugar with honey. This does not only improve the taste, no, honey can also ferment (as is done in honeymead). With honey, you can actually get drunk on Kvass.
    -Do NOT use a jar like Boris does, or a bottle with a swing top. They ferment very slowly. Professionals use a special device for this (which I cannot afford).
    -Instead, use a glass bottle with a screwtop. Because you can regulate the pressure in the bottle, you can speed up or slow down the fermentation process.
    -During the fermentation process, A LOT of pressure will build up. Be aware of that.
    -When you start fermenting, add more than a few raisins. They speed up the fermentation (my record is 6 hours for the fermentation!) and when it is done, they taste delicious.

    • @jerichosamurai
      @jerichosamurai Před 5 lety +196

      Молодец, товарищ! Спасибо.

    • @qwertzu239
      @qwertzu239 Před 5 lety +66

      how do you know when its finished fermenting?

    • @martinschmelzle4864
      @martinschmelzle4864 Před 5 lety +76

      @@qwertzu239 I taste it. It purely depends on personal preference though.

    • @nizzlenotes3892
      @nizzlenotes3892 Před 5 lety +13

      Thank you, comrade.

    • @loicvarlot809
      @loicvarlot809 Před 5 lety +8

      @@barelyfree9427 Do you need to add more yeast if you add more sweet? If you want it to have more alc

  • @geccome
    @geccome Před 6 lety +1690

    "Wait, what is this? 'Made in Italy'... Babushka is Italian spy! NOOOOOOO!" Reaches for the italian coffee beans

    • @123ssecret
      @123ssecret Před 6 lety +39

      Wait until Boris figures out Italians designed the Kremlin.

    • @Mitzkal
      @Mitzkal Před 6 lety +3

      Fatti furbo, cretino.

    • @mikk9035
      @mikk9035 Před 5 lety +1

      Gabriele Agostini lol

    • @tentifr
      @tentifr Před 5 lety +2

      Non potete scappare

    • @SergeyPRKL
      @SergeyPRKL Před 5 lety +3

      This is funny because it is actually true, the italian mafia is expanding east.

  • @SefDzoni
    @SefDzoni Před 4 lety +451

    3:17 "If You have done everything correctly then your home may just smell bit like the worst smelling tea ever made."
    That's the most correct sentince I've ever heard. Trust me, if you are gonna make kvass in distant future, you will understand.

    • @Preciousrandogoods
      @Preciousrandogoods Před 4 lety +8

      I made some a while back and my kitchen didn't smell horrible but like a stew was being made.

    • @sheepymendez6187
      @sheepymendez6187 Před 3 lety +2

      Wait so does this actually have alchohol in it

    • @SefDzoni
      @SefDzoni Před 3 lety +1

      @@sheepymendez6187 Yes, but only few %

    • @sheepymendez6187
      @sheepymendez6187 Před 3 lety

      NJICA25 is it a dangerous amount

    • @SefDzoni
      @SefDzoni Před 3 lety +19

      @@sheepymendez6187 Ok, so You obviously know nothig about alcohol. Dangerous amount would be if you drink 5 shots of drink that has around 60% alcohol in it, but only because you would get drunk very fast. Lethal dose would be around 1 liter of pure alcohol. So if you drink total of 10 liters of kvass in one go you would get drunk, and if you drink ~45 liters of kvass in one go, you will die. So dangerous amount would be 20 liters in one go of few % alcohol drink.

  • @antoniocialfi77
    @antoniocialfi77 Před 3 lety +163

    Me: *watches life of boris video at 11:35 PM, trying to settle down for the night*
    Boris: you will need black bread, yeast, sugar and raisins
    Me: *realizes I have all the ingredients laying around*
    *slav noises intensify*

    • @thedoorman243
      @thedoorman243 Před 2 lety +8

      *faint hardbass*

    • @looksirdroids9134
      @looksirdroids9134 Před rokem

      Dumb meme format is dumb. Stop being a fucking herd animal and come up with your own shit.

    • @JetFalcon710
      @JetFalcon710 Před 11 měsíci +4

      @@thedoorman243 *_[Hardbass intensifies]_*

  • @tomerbr7044
    @tomerbr7044 Před 7 lety +2642

    How can u think of throwing bread sugar and raisins into a bowl heat it up wait 2 days and then drink it
    Russians got the best ideas

    • @EJ-rl4ir
      @EJ-rl4ir Před 7 lety +16

      TONTER TEP hahha indeed my friend.

    • @dasdasdus
      @dasdasdus Před 7 lety +34

      TONTER TEP and might i add even get a good result.

    • @nickolaszuliy184
      @nickolaszuliy184 Před 7 lety +111

      Russian ingenuity. Also responsible for Kotlety, also known as something along the lines of meat, onion, pepper, and bread soaked in milk.

    • @Raizzor18
      @Raizzor18 Před 7 lety +86

      Yeast + Bread was actually how they made the first types beer.

    • @arecestravi
      @arecestravi Před 7 lety +112

      Slavs have also strange varieties of kvas like beet or apple kvas.
      Belorussians are so cool that they have Birch sap kvas.
      Uzvar, which is non-alcohol is great too. Espesially in winter.
      Also there are spotykach, yagodanka, varenukha, kalinchick and many-many others delicious alcohol things. Probably they was discovered when some ancient slavs spoiled a lot of products. But then they thought "No, курва, we will drink it!" And there was evening. And there was morning. And there was a hangover.
      At least here in Ukraine we think so. Another method of all that crap was impossible to come up))
      *sorry for my bad english. I was squatting and eating salo during my english lessons in school.

  • @johnlorenpelayo
    @johnlorenpelayo Před 4 lety +1328

    When Kvass is solid
    Hardkvass.

  • @aheg737
    @aheg737 Před 2 lety +57

    I tried this recipe, these are the results:
    -Nice beer, a little bit sour, seems like a strange version of a muscat
    -I fermented it 3 days, once a day I put the fermenting jar into warm water for 2-4h, I depressurized it once a day, and added the 1st and 2nd day a teaspoon of sugar, so to make my yeast happy
    I expected it to be, like many said, 2-4% of alcohol.
    This morning I bottled it, the following happened:
    Give it a taste. Good. Proceede to drink a little bit of it and eat all the fermented grapes (about 40 of them), because why not, why waste them.
    Drink like 33cc of it on half empty stomach, because it's quite good.
    Here I am, 15mins after, writing tipsy a comment under this video.
    I dunno what happened to my beer, but considering how much I drink usually before starting to feel the alcohol, this is not a 2-4% alcohol beer, for sure! I dunno how it happened but that's a very welcomed inconvenience!
    100% approved recipe, thank you for sharing Boris!

    • @razorknight92
      @razorknight92 Před 9 měsíci +8

      The extra day and the bunch of extra sugar probably helped make more alcohol, I would imagine?

    • @ForeignWerewolf
      @ForeignWerewolf Před 8 měsíci

      Same thing happened, its a great side effect

  • @theholyaxolotol898
    @theholyaxolotol898 Před rokem +76

    As an italian i am VERY proud of your Babushka

    • @nutsakq4103
      @nutsakq4103 Před rokem +8

      I'm not Italian but I am still very proud of Babushka

  • @sircheesethethird6179
    @sircheesethethird6179 Před 4 lety +2616

    boris: “get the blackest bread you can find”
    me: *throws bread loaf into campfire*

  • @Monkeywe
    @Monkeywe Před 5 lety +1899

    I bet, somewhere in the US, there's a sneaky 16 year old making kvass and passing it as an "experimental Slavic tea" to his/her parents.
    Honestly, if I were still in highschool, this would have been a great way to make some money.

    • @aidengoodes398
      @aidengoodes398 Před 4 lety +60

      i just did this but i aint selling this

    • @michaelkaram
      @michaelkaram Před 4 lety +92

      that's literally what i said except i said it was a slavic drink you can't buy in western stores

    • @BigBossTussBall
      @BigBossTussBall Před 4 lety +41

      I like my dog unshot by Alphabet boys

    • @abluesweater6626
      @abluesweater6626 Před 4 lety +40

      lol i told my mom exactly what it is (i’m 17) and all she said was “eww” but no no

    • @srenhaandbk7904
      @srenhaandbk7904 Před 4 lety +40

      Dude that's what i'm doing now. Sneaking it out to leak it into the roleplaying community of fellow youngsters who are too young to buy booze.

  • @SquishiestBoi
    @SquishiestBoi Před 4 lety +1501

    Psychiatrist: “Russian How-To-Basic isn’t real, he can’t convert you to communism.”
    как основной: “B l y a t”

    • @netyimeni169
      @netyimeni169 Před 4 lety +95

      Blyat your english-to-communism translator cheated you

    • @byendlvl
      @byendlvl Před 3 lety +34

      How-To-Basic isnt really translatable to russian so that just looks and sounds weird

    • @mortimer687
      @mortimer687 Před 3 lety +15

      REDxStep
      How To Basic’s growling is just Russian bear noises, what do you mean

    • @apchistuz
      @apchistuz Před 3 lety +14

      why u used google translate its not work for us
      u cant use google translate u cant use google translate u cant use google translate u cant use google translate u cant use google translate u cant use google translate u cant use google translate u cant use google translate u cant use google translate u cant use google translate

    • @doomguy6714
      @doomguy6714 Před 3 lety +7

      @@apchistuz he can use Google translate.

  • @musicaljumbalaya9756
    @musicaljumbalaya9756 Před 3 lety +436

    Me living in a place where homemade alchohol is illegal: it's not illegal till ya get caught

    • @starmarinrtur1493
      @starmarinrtur1493 Před 3 lety +8

      No shit stores sell it here to me even tho I'm like 15

    • @100GTAGUY
      @100GTAGUY Před 3 lety +40

      This probably has as much alcohol in it as kombucha does lol

    • @johnkronmiller7312
      @johnkronmiller7312 Před 3 lety +4

      It’s not alcohol

    • @starmarinrtur1493
      @starmarinrtur1493 Před 3 lety +11

      @@johnkronmiller7312 if you never get caught

    • @pointofnooo
      @pointofnooo Před 3 lety +45

      Alcohol in kvass usually is about 2-3%. You need to drink few litres of it in moment to get drunk. This way is quite difficult, harmful and makes no sense.

  • @jamesgarcia5268
    @jamesgarcia5268 Před 7 lety +1126

    "you can use pan and fry them just little bit.... blyat... or you can use toaster and turn them up to cheronbyl" classic boris.

    • @novapenisvideot5627
      @novapenisvideot5627 Před 6 lety +7

      James Garcia Chernobyl*

    • @livedandletdie
      @livedandletdie Před 6 lety +5

      Alejandro Rodriguez *СУКА БЛЯТЬ
      It's Чернобыль Russian or Чорнобиль Ukrainian. Chernobyl Chornobil
      Not Chernoblyat, think of poor Reactor 4.. It is lonely it wants friends.
      Go hang out with it give it some Kvass or some Kompot or some Stolichnaya if you are really good friend.
      Maybe some Shashlyk or Buterbrod or Blin or Syrniki or maybe if you're really kindhearted, some Salat Olivier.

    • @FreakyFred18827
      @FreakyFred18827 Před 6 lety +1

      Russian Nuclear Plant, Not Some Weird Name

    • @Oksana-ix6xq
      @Oksana-ix6xq Před 2 lety +1

      Ahahahhahahah

    • @404cheeseburgernotfound5
      @404cheeseburgernotfound5 Před rokem +4

      @@FreakyFred18827 wasn't it in Ukraine?

  • @patka9280
    @patka9280 Před 7 lety +476

    He's slav, he can cook, he has his own beautiful car, he's a little bit crazy and he has dat amazing slav style... Such a perfect men to squad with!

    • @willkriegforkartoffeln4878
      @willkriegforkartoffeln4878 Před 7 lety +97

      You are officially the first female I have seen on this channel. No joke blin.

    • @0RbIt1000
      @0RbIt1000 Před 7 lety +44

      Patrycja Kulpowicz he is the alpha male and certified squatter

    • @mariusmeiser8360
      @mariusmeiser8360 Před 7 lety +25

      You mean BLYATIFUL car XD

    • @henrydenis7781
      @henrydenis7781 Před 7 lety +9

      Patrycja Kulpowicz are you single ?

    • @Biltrax2
      @Biltrax2 Před 7 lety +3

      I have same car and it plays hardbass as well. I pick you up at 21:00, is that good? Yes I guess it's good, see you at 21:00.

  • @MegasLagann
    @MegasLagann Před 4 lety +503

    got some kvass started, with a double batch. i just hope my western bread is made the same way, otherwise it isn't gonna turn out right
    edit: hot DAMN this stuff is tasty

    • @sheepymendez6187
      @sheepymendez6187 Před 3 lety +2

      Hey question does it actually have alchohol

    • @MegasLagann
      @MegasLagann Před 3 lety +23

      @@sheepymendez6187 a fair bit, yeah.

    • @sheepymendez6187
      @sheepymendez6187 Před 3 lety +5

      tyler smith so is it not safe for kids I’m 11 so I want to know

    • @MegasLagann
      @MegasLagann Před 3 lety +31

      @@sheepymendez6187 if you wanted to get some involved chemistry into the process, you could have an alcohol free kvass, but that would be too much work. though i will tell ya, the taste is fantastic

    • @sheepymendez6187
      @sheepymendez6187 Před 3 lety

      tyler smith how much work would I need special equipment?

  • @filimartinez5360
    @filimartinez5360 Před 2 lety +65

    I remember making kvass, following his instructions to the T, and I got to say, it’s indeed tastes like cider but with a tingle of lemon. Good stuff!

  • @pissapalli3977
    @pissapalli3977 Před 6 lety +6272

    thanks my parents are away for three days..
    TIME TO MAKE KVASS

  • @juliansiefert2330
    @juliansiefert2330 Před 7 lety +1364

    Ingredients:
    1.5L / 50oz water
    1/3 cup of raisins
    1 teaspoon dry yeast
    100g / 3.5oz sugar
    two slices of black rye or pumpernickel bread
    1 lemon
    hermetic jar(s) for storage
    1. Boil 1.5L of water
    2. Burn the bread in toaster
    3. Rinse a couple of raisins
    4. Put raisins, lemon slice, and bread in pot
    5. Cover and let sit for at least 3 hours
    6. Scoop out big stuff and strain small stuff
    7. Add a few new raisins and sugar
    8. Add teaspoon of yeast
    9. Pour into hermetic jar(s) and leave in warm spot/warm water for 2 days
    10.Strain fermented Kvass through clean kitchen towel into another clean jar
    11.(optional) Add lemon juice to second jar
    12.Refrigate and enjoy!

    • @emunilsson1559
      @emunilsson1559 Před 7 lety +20

      I have access to multiple kinds of yeast so I need to ask this. Is this bakers yeast or a specified ale or wine yeast ?

    • @juliansiefert2330
      @juliansiefert2330 Před 7 lety +11

      I used fast rising yeast and baker's yeast and both worked fine.

    • @emunilsson1559
      @emunilsson1559 Před 7 lety +3

      Thanks!

    • @arthurvilella5425
      @arthurvilella5425 Před 6 lety +5

      When you say "let sit for at least 3 hours" you mean letting the water get cold or continue to heat it ?

    • @renaw8638
      @renaw8638 Před 6 lety +1

      Bless you

  • @robinwong1775
    @robinwong1775 Před 3 lety +6

    Hey!I born in North West China, the place where is close to Russia,and I am very familiar with this beverage. Our people drink Kvass every summer. The taste of it is the chill and sweet memory of my childhood. However, when I left my hometown, I've never had a chance to drink it again. Thanks to this video, making it possible for me to make Kvass myself.

    • @kim7990
      @kim7990 Před 2 lety

      Wow your childhood drinking this?

  • @Hagunemnon
    @Hagunemnon Před rokem +12

    Ahh, the video that not only got me into fermenting my own drinks, but making my own wine. My weekends thank you, Comrade Boris. My liver, not so much, lol.
    Also, keep an eye on your jars, my friends. Ideally, just lay a paper towel (or regular hand towel, if you prefer) on top, put a rubber band on to fix it to the rim, and just lay the lid on top. No detonation, and your yeast friends can breathe a lot more freely. Everybody wins!

  • @gregorvviskieman9913
    @gregorvviskieman9913 Před 5 lety +1775

    Boris: **Hates western spy**
    Also Boris: **WESTERN F R I E N D S**

    • @SuperBuildsInMC
      @SuperBuildsInMC Před 5 lety +143

      No problem with regular westerns, but biiiig problem with Western *Spies*

    • @nyelbaig
      @nyelbaig Před 5 lety +29

      @@SuperBuildsInMC basically all westerners, but some are ok to squat around because blyat they all love their moonshine and kvass is some good ass cocktails

    • @nobody-pr7fg
      @nobody-pr7fg Před 5 lety +8

      These are our very far east friends

    • @n.v5969
      @n.v5969 Před 5 lety +12

      not all westerner western spy.

    • @wen4506
      @wen4506 Před 5 lety +5

      Italy is Europe western. America is the western land of the free you damn commie

  • @Enzioxdd
    @Enzioxdd Před 5 lety +3021

    Boris: Babushka is Italian spy. NOOOO!!!
    Also Boris: **Picks up Italian coffee beans 5 seconds later**

  • @starleafe3970
    @starleafe3970 Před 3 lety +17

    Ah yes. thank you boris for giving a recipe to an alcoholic drink to the internet without getting age restricted. That gives off some true slav energy.

    • @user-mj4pp9hi3p
      @user-mj4pp9hi3p Před 3 lety +9

      It's not strong, and in Russia its not even considered alcohol. We have several fermented drinks here that are popular, and sold to both adults and kids, kvass is one of them. Second most popular would be Kefir, also has some alcohol, but they even serve it in school and kindergarten cafeterias

    • @tuckermarkson6580
      @tuckermarkson6580 Před 11 měsíci

      ​@user-mj4pp9hi3p if you switch the sugar with honey, use brewers yeast, and use a screw top bottle while burping you could probably get it pretty strong

    • @tuckermarkson6580
      @tuckermarkson6580 Před 11 měsíci

      ​@@user-mj4pp9hi3pthis was 2 years ago my bad 😂

    • @starleafe3970
      @starleafe3970 Před 11 měsíci +1

      2 years of letting that comment brew

  • @leoavstrin1248
    @leoavstrin1248 Před 3 lety +71

    Told my American friend that Russians drink carbonated bread water, he thought I was joking. I'll show him this video

    • @radfatdaddy4169
      @radfatdaddy4169 Před rokem +1

      I don't know why he wouldn't believe that, all beer is carbonated bread water

    • @leoavstrin1248
      @leoavstrin1248 Před rokem +1

      @radfatdaddy4169 you must be drinking bud light

    • @radfatdaddy4169
      @radfatdaddy4169 Před rokem

      @@leoavstrin1248 Nope, Bourbon. Beer is for horses, women, and Eurotrash.

    • @leoavstrin1248
      @leoavstrin1248 Před rokem

      Then why are you watching videos on how to make it?

    • @radfatdaddy4169
      @radfatdaddy4169 Před rokem

      @@leoavstrin1248 Is Kvass beer? Seems more like a soft drink to me.

  • @williampichardo1485
    @williampichardo1485 Před 7 lety +572

    бабушка is italian spy? NOOOOOO!!!!
    **reaches for a bag of italian coffee**

    • @ArtyTheta
      @ArtyTheta Před 7 lety +13

      Boris is our best zpion

    • @Wolfkin18
      @Wolfkin18 Před 7 lety +4

      TRAITOR! *opens laser stick*

    • @BobtheHobo324
      @BobtheHobo324 Před 7 lety +1

      Pedro Portela "The Duma will know what to do with you" "I AM the Duma"

    • @nickolaszuliy184
      @nickolaszuliy184 Před 7 lety

      +Pedro Portela *gulag

    • @Wolfkin18
      @Wolfkin18 Před 7 lety +1

      +Nickolas Zuliy blin cover blown.

  • @Thomasalexandria29407
    @Thomasalexandria29407 Před 5 lety +671

    Just a heads up to anyone if you decide to make multiple quarts of kvass it needs to be burped. I was in process of making 5 quarts and the glass jars i used blew up in my room. Plus side the kvass tasted awsome, down side is parents didn't like the entire house smelling like warm kvass. 10/10 will make again

    • @ivar185
      @ivar185 Před 5 lety +15

      A little late maybe but how often do you think it should be burped?

    • @PlasmaOne
      @PlasmaOne Před 5 lety +17

      Were you using fermentation grade glass? Big difference.

    • @Mikey-ym6ok
      @Mikey-ym6ok Před 4 lety +15

      @@ivar185 twice a day

    • @ethanbrenneman4227
      @ethanbrenneman4227 Před 4 lety +4

      @@PlasmaOne where do I find this fancy glass of which you speak

    • @kazibazi
      @kazibazi Před 4 lety +19

      @EVOlution Production Studios In Europe we get to drink earlier

  • @ThetruemeK
    @ThetruemeK Před 2 lety +4

    I have this ritual after a night of partying: next day I spend on the couch and watch the entire Cooking Life of Boris playlist while carefully rehydrating my carcass. There's just something so comforting in your cooking videos ❤

  • @Antik554
    @Antik554 Před 9 měsíci +4

    Pro tip for anyone making this, let the liquid cool off before adding yeast or else it will die.

  • @Rolfwar
    @Rolfwar Před 7 lety +331

    Italy making quality Babushka accessories since 1861 ^^

  • @eliabuoncompagni1899
    @eliabuoncompagni1899 Před 6 lety +1206

    Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    The jar is Italian
    The coffee too

    • @manictiger
      @manictiger Před 6 lety +13

      The best coffee comes from Syria. If there isn't Sarin in it, it's not real coffee.
      I kid, but seriously, it is called ARABica for a reason.

    • @cream_pieluver
      @cream_pieluver Před 6 lety +9

      Noooaah!! Spy's everywere

    • @francy8524
      @francy8524 Před 6 lety

      but coffee comes form america

    • @francy8524
      @francy8524 Před 6 lety +1

      Colombo import them form America to Europe

    • @superCattaz
      @superCattaz Před 6 lety +3

      Lavazza makes a great blend though. I've tried a lot of coffees from different countries and for a consumer-viable, well-known-brand product, it's one of the best.

  • @Liam-ir6xm
    @Liam-ir6xm Před 3 lety +11

    Made this one day, drank 4.5 liters of it, got plastered and fell asleep in the toilet for 45 mins XD

  • @Cannon6969
    @Cannon6969 Před 7 měsíci +2

    I found this channel in High School with my friends. I remember this video being a brand new post on this channel, and after 7 years I still use your recipe every time I make kvass.

  • @bobington1538
    @bobington1538 Před 7 lety +218

    Deeply in the night Slav is making Kvass
    squating there in his Adidas

  • @damnlemons5331
    @damnlemons5331 Před 7 lety +201

    I love that he's fridge is filled with stuff he made himself :D

    • @MarcinM1
      @MarcinM1 Před 7 lety +38

      No. I see there only Polish majonez.

    • @damnlemons5331
      @damnlemons5331 Před 7 lety +2

      Marcin M. nevermind,I'm blind

    • @bajszosjozsef4850
      @bajszosjozsef4850 Před 7 lety +18

      You're blin

    • @damnlemons5331
      @damnlemons5331 Před 7 lety +2

      Black Ursus József blin d...
      as slavs say it

    • @JohnLloydDavis
      @JohnLloydDavis Před 7 lety

      Yes I saw that. Does the majonez have different recipes in the various Slav countries? Does Helmans change its recipe for Slav taste?

  • @slaworad
    @slaworad Před měsícem +3

    After 7 years, I am finally trying to make kvass. Wish me luck.

    • @slaworad
      @slaworad Před 28 dny

      I have failed. The kvas was very sour and had a wine like taste that was very hard.

  • @memeslol3361
    @memeslol3361 Před 3 lety +5

    The pure joy that enters boris' voice when he say kvass

  • @GoodRogue
    @GoodRogue Před 7 lety +78

    A word of advice from a fellow Slav - when you pour the boiled mixture into the jar for the first time, make sure you leave some space between the mix and the lid. Do not fill the jar to the max, or there's gonna be kvass all over the place - unless you have some really tough glassware. Accumulating fermentation gases tend to make jars and bottles explode and the smell stays for quite a long time. Stay safe out there!

  • @emecars
    @emecars Před 5 lety +209

    Boris is one of those guys that you literally can not hate

    • @trentonray8716
      @trentonray8716 Před 4 lety +3

      @Lorenz Gerdom I am sorry to hear that, my mom loves his cooking videos even if he 'swears too much' ;)

    • @Prismate
      @Prismate Před 4 lety +5

      yet some people still do
      why? some people are bored out of their mind and just want to see the world burn.

    • @Blockistium
      @Blockistium Před 4 lety

      @Lorenz Gerdom I'm so sorry

  • @oktopus_wolfi499
    @oktopus_wolfi499 Před 3 lety +148

    Bruh, my bread was so black, the police started shooting it.

  • @BharodKulltu
    @BharodKulltu Před rokem +6

    This is like my 7th time watching this video, and it's still not gotten old. I also still have not gotten balls enough to try this recipe. Never change, Boris. Пока!

    • @juuppi
      @juuppi Před rokem +1

      Around the time of you posting that comment, I tried making my first "kotikalja" (=finnish equivalent for kvass) from an extract and dry yeast. Tried making it a bit stronger but the yeast decided not to do its job. I guess this could've been prevented by making a yeast starter. Then I made a bread kvass pretty much with this recipe but added extra sugar and yeast and gave it a good bunch of days to ferment. Also made a few liters of it, not around 1 liter like boris did. Was really nice to get drunk with that! Instantly home-fermenting drinks became my hobby and I've pretty much made some kind of an alcoholic drink every week after that.

    • @gbh1135
      @gbh1135 Před 11 měsíci

      @@juuppihi! What should I do differently to keep the alcoholic content down and make it safer for kids? Ferment for only a day? I’m not sure

    • @juuppi
      @juuppi Před 11 měsíci

      @@gbh1135 Ferment only for a day for primary fermentation as you said. Then do secondary fermentation in a bottle in the fridge for a day. It should be very good tasting, at least in my experience, even though I've only used malt extract for minimal-abv kvass.

  • @snostalgics
    @snostalgics Před 7 lety +616

    i'm italian and i can tell you that babushka is an italian spy 😂

    • @phoflex
      @phoflex Před 7 lety +5

      1950's nostalgics ahnui cheeki breeki babuschka

    • @nikola1389s
      @nikola1389s Před 7 lety +8

      1950's nostalgics anche il suo caffè è una spia xD

    • @snostalgics
      @snostalgics Před 7 lety +1

      xD

    • @federicoruffini7513
      @federicoruffini7513 Před 7 lety +1

      1950's nostalgics ne ho bevuto di kvass

    • @raidzor5452
      @raidzor5452 Před 7 lety +2

      1950's nostalgics Io sono russo e abito in italia. Бабушка это я блять.

  • @fartsovschik
    @fartsovschik Před 4 lety +130

    I saw tourists and football fans that was in my country (Russia) in Rostov-na-Donu city at 2018. They stood by the barrel of kvass, bought a glass after a glass and did not get drunk. They asked me "What a strange beer? We drink it and not get drunk".I told them, it's non-alcoholic russian traditional drink.

    • @tarkanbashllari1627
      @tarkanbashllari1627 Před 3 lety +10

      Non-alcoholic by your standarts bc tbf it is lightly alcoholic (about 1.2%). Basically to get drunk on kvass you'll need to either mix it with vodka or drink a fair shit ton of it.

    • @thedoorman243
      @thedoorman243 Před 2 lety +1

      partially true

    • @darealmrog
      @darealmrog Před 7 měsíci +1

      ​@@tarkanbashllari1627I once drank like 4L and was a little tipsy. Hard to get drunk unless you pack it with sugar

  • @Feledwards
    @Feledwards Před 2 lety +4

    This may be the greatest recipe tutorial I’ve ever watched. Thank you Boris.

  • @88WhiteRhino
    @88WhiteRhino Před 3 lety +8

    Top tutorial ever Kvass is amazing! I was curious how stinky bread tea would be good but I just finished mine and it turned out really tasty I still have 3/4 a gallon and I'm already thinking of starting the next batch!

  • @sticklegend5
    @sticklegend5 Před 5 lety +352

    Comrade Boris, my Kvass is in its nice warm place starting to ferment now, hopefully in a few days I will have some glorious Kvass to drink.
    Update: The fermenting and cooling is done. My first foray into Kvass was a success. Blyatiful.

  • @davidzang7197
    @davidzang7197 Před 5 lety +470

    Well I actually got drunk once for drinking too much of this - so I lowered the sugar from 100g to 80g (1.5L water) and 3/4 tb yeast for 36hrs fermentation. Also the best fermentation place is your DISH WASHER. Turn the plate warmer every 6hr and it can make the fermentation so much faster.
    And do remember to keep your kvass in refrigerator for day or two. This is very important, since the taste of yeast isn't so well and sometime isn't healthy to you. You need to give them enough time to be deactivated and to be precipitated down to the bottom of your glass jar. The sediment is also known as "lees" in the professional wine-making. Homemade Kvass will still contain lively yeast and yeast won't die even after you've chilled your kvass for day or two - they will still produce alcohol just much slower. So, Longer the kvass "aged", more alcohol it contains and stranger it tasted. And I found the kvass that chilled in refrigerator for 24hr-48hr is the BEST kvass I've made. Very light and very refreshing!
    Last but not least - if you had successfully made Kvass (means you had done it, drank it and did get diarrhea or something like that), you have been stepped into the world of fermentation. The next step will be homemade beer, wine and moonshine - even a small brewer.

    • @j_freeman3230
      @j_freeman3230 Před 4 lety +4

      the amazing sciene of zimurgy!

    • @jullevv
      @jullevv Před 4 lety

      How long can you store it away (like on a shelf or in the refrigerator) before it becomes dangerous to drink?

    • @j_freeman3230
      @j_freeman3230 Před 4 lety +2

      Freezing could help. Freeze it and lift off the ice. Since alcohol wont freeze at that temperature whats left is the alcohol

    • @potassiumnitrate5817
      @potassiumnitrate5817 Před 4 lety +1

      @@usualrain7082 No. It could die if you take it from a very high temperature and then you take it to a cold environment. Is the same that pasteurizing milk, beer, etc.

    • @bluzdagger7328
      @bluzdagger7328 Před 4 lety +1

      Dude this stuff if done correctly can get you drunk as hell

  • @peterkonc8168
    @peterkonc8168 Před 4 lety +1

    I like your cooking videos Boris, especially your "pocket" army knife. I started with few fermentation projects few months ago. Never tried kvass before and I actually knew, that something like beet kvass does exist. However, I tried your recipe. I never made or drunk any kvass in my life until yesterday. No doubt that I will make some more in the future, so thank you! На здоровье!

  • @DarrenStortz
    @DarrenStortz Před 9 měsíci +1

    Show Boris we still are watching these videos in current year. I've made pelmeni and kvass multiple times following his recipes! Once I tried with Pumpernickel bagels...it was not so good.

  • @jimmothypakistan5223
    @jimmothypakistan5223 Před 6 lety +2780

    BABUSHKA IS ITALIAN SPY NAOOOOO

  • @iosportal5105
    @iosportal5105 Před 7 lety +295

    BORIS I MADE MY WHOLE SCHOOL TURN SLAV BLIN

    • @Max-yw3jp
      @Max-yw3jp Před 7 lety

      Kim Jong un you mean Korean? Right?

    • @TheGhettoTopHat
      @TheGhettoTopHat Před 7 lety +18

      Kim Jong un so North Korea is Slav now?

    • @sasjadevries
      @sasjadevries Před 7 lety +1

      Alright Blin, someone calls himself Joseph Stalin, someone calls himself Adolf Hitler, and now there is Kim Jong Un.
      ^They all post comments of the same sort, to the same videos. Is it perhaps one person that has several accounts?
      -----
      The only thing is that Joseph Stalin replied "it's 4 am", at the moment it was 4 am in the Ural mountains, suggesting that he lives in country with Яussian Timezone.
      Kim Jong Un made his school turn slav blin, so he doesn't live in cheeki breeki country....
      hmmmm..... Блядь.

    • @Quazelraey
      @Quazelraey Před 7 lety

      You have done great job, comrade

    • @osmacar5331
      @osmacar5331 Před 7 lety +1

      sasja de vries what's next? quibop of beglesberg, or ramjamfurdburgerthethirdburger

  • @Pax_Luca
    @Pax_Luca Před 11 měsíci +1

    I followed this recipe exactly and MAN! I didn't know i could make a drink so tasty, but with some gopnik guidance, here we are! I absolutely love this, thank you boris for showing the way! ❤

  • @torycharles3464
    @torycharles3464 Před 3 lety +1

    Already on my 3rd batch and loving it. Very strong for so cheap. Thanks boris

  • @scramblesthedeathdealer
    @scramblesthedeathdealer Před 5 lety +1096

    Do not,
    I repeat,
    DO NOT
    ferment this in a closed Ball Mason jar...
    unless you want to make an alcoholic glass grenade.
    Don't ask why I know this. 🤕

    • @azurebreeze.
      @azurebreeze. Před 5 lety +83

      That's the reason why he only let it go 2 days and cut the fermentation

    • @scramblesthedeathdealer
      @scramblesthedeathdealer Před 5 lety +86

      @@azurebreeze. my second batch ever exploded around day 2... maybe 3.
      I now use a nitrile glove (with a small hole poked in the tip of the middle fingerfinger) rubber banded to the container I'm fermenting it in. Works well.

    • @azurebreeze.
      @azurebreeze. Před 5 lety +34

      @@scramblesthedeathdealer I usually just use balloons and pre-made containers for water, juice, etc that the liquids I'm using to ferment already come in... Cant get more sterile than that! But I'm sorry to hear about your lost ferment. :(

    • @parzival6625
      @parzival6625 Před 5 lety +24

      @@scramblesthedeathdealerso you just get a jar and put a latex glove over the top with rubber bands?

    • @slavicslavman
      @slavicslavman Před 5 lety

      Read my above comment

  • @AloTiV2
    @AloTiV2 Před 6 lety +139

    ^ And clean your jar as you clean your browser history ^ XD

  • @tremeschinion9420
    @tremeschinion9420 Před 4 lety +7

    making kvass isn't just a hobby, it's a LIFESTYLE

    • @TheRetiredPanther
      @TheRetiredPanther Před 4 lety +1

      It is true. When you have a typical Russian summer outdoors, with its +45°C, and some job just done (perhaps outdoors, too), then a bottle of kvass in your fridge (of course, a barrel of kvass in your kitchen is even better) is not a lifestyle but a savior. Add the “okroshka” (a cold soup made of boiled vegetables, meat, eggs, fresh green onion and radish, mixed with cooled kvass, sour cream and a bit of horseraddish) to a total count, and, yes, kvass will be your lifestyle when all around is melting away!

  • @mrdoh450
    @mrdoh450 Před 3 lety +12

    In poland we are calling it literally "bread acid"

  • @cvc99
    @cvc99 Před 7 lety +148

    Found this channel a wek ago. I want to marry this guy. It's awesome!

  • @whiteraven8162
    @whiteraven8162 Před 5 lety +1289

    Me a 14 year in America: watches how to make Slav version of moonshine. “Well my mom doesn’t have to know...”

    • @kamenneikoo7854
      @kamenneikoo7854 Před 5 lety +47

      Sadly its way less then 5% so you wont get drunk or anything

    • @slenderhorro4305
      @slenderhorro4305 Před 5 lety +56

      @@kamenneikoo7854 you are wrong, if you drink enough of it in a short period of time you most definetlly will get drunk.

    • @ripno2672
      @ripno2672 Před 5 lety +34

      if you do it very good, from what i have heard, the best kvass hits 8%. assume they lie or are inaccurate, so that 7.5% alcohol.
      but the way it is made will make you get fat over time like american with diabetes.

    • @zalaegerszeg9527
      @zalaegerszeg9527 Před 5 lety +27

      White Raven Kvass is very good. You should buy some, it’s not considered “Alchohol” in the USA, so anyone can buy it if they find it in an International Market

    • @Michael-kd1ho
      @Michael-kd1ho Před 5 lety +115

      Slav version of moonshine is samogon. When made properly, can be used as emergency jet fuel.

  • @korsavo5593
    @korsavo5593 Před 4 lety +61

    I actually did it. WARNING!!!!! ADD LEMON ONLY IF YOU HAVE FRIENDS

  • @devinunderwood9535
    @devinunderwood9535 Před 2 lety +1

    Just tried my first batch after letting it chill for a while. I can say with certainty that this will become a common drink in my house. I love it, my Fiancé loves it, and even my parents have asked for a few jars.

  • @Careonovam
    @Careonovam Před 5 lety +902

    instructions unclear, ended up with a jar full of vodka.

  • @leaksson93
    @leaksson93 Před 7 lety +912

    i can make alchohol at home in only 2 days?! i thougth it took months :O

    • @LifeofBoris
      @LifeofBoris  Před 7 lety +593

      +Micke
      thats what the spies want you to think!

    • @stijn2312
      @stijn2312 Před 7 lety +49

      Life of Boris pls visit the Rotterdam in the Netherlands! Good mayonaise here! And weed afcourse...

    • @mos4434
      @mos4434 Před 7 lety +49

      +Life of Boris
      It's all making sense now. I most resist the western spy propaganda.

    • @merijnburgmans6504
      @merijnburgmans6504 Před 7 lety

      Yeah :D

    • @patryk1734
      @patryk1734 Před 7 lety +57

      its very very small amount of alcohol

  • @Hansgp1000
    @Hansgp1000 Před 11 měsíci +1

    Boris! I followed your recipe, and the kvass I made was a taste of heaven. First time tasting it, was a piece of slav heaven. Thank you!!

  • @goadog7666
    @goadog7666 Před 4 lety +39

    Instructions unclear: made mead in 5 days.

    • @RedboRF
      @RedboRF Před 4 lety +2

      called medovukha in Russia

    • @sudonim7552
      @sudonim7552 Před 3 lety +2

      By adding a lot more sugar and fermenting for a few more days, you can make a pretty strong drink from this lol

    • @goadog7666
      @goadog7666 Před rokem

      Tried it again after a while, tasted like very cheap champagne. Fermented for 5 days, i maybe should've put more sugar in. (for future you, you fucking autist, it started on 20/2/2023, this was edited on 2/4/2023)

  • @SolitudeofAlanna
    @SolitudeofAlanna Před 6 lety +851

    Damn, I definitely must do this.

  • @MattheoPatteo
    @MattheoPatteo Před 4 lety +442

    When your mom wont let you buy beer so u make one instead

    • @diehleeo1449
      @diehleeo1449 Před 4 lety +9

      literally me doing this

    • @chom6096
      @chom6096 Před 3 lety +20

      Diehleeo it’s only about 2%, you’d need a whole lot to even get a buzz

    • @Epimundo
      @Epimundo Před 3 lety +8

      @@chom6096 But is very tasty, and relaxing

    • @groutt812
      @groutt812 Před 3 lety +2

      @@chom6096 boris says it has a considerable amount id check your process again it seems off for it to only have 2%

    • @stadtknechtproduktion4799
      @stadtknechtproduktion4799 Před 3 lety +2

      ​@Rtu Barmen How did you do it ´wrong´? I´d love doing that with an ABV between 4-8% to have a replacement for beer. So get everybody drinking fucked seems like a good idea to me!!

  • @slatevalleymountainman
    @slatevalleymountainman Před rokem +1

    Ive made this so many times since seeing this. Sourdough bread with lime is also good. Thank you Boris!

  • @gasmask1915
    @gasmask1915 Před 8 měsíci +1

    I know this comment I really late but I wanted to say thank you boris for making amazing content both for the laughs and recipes, I have just made kvass for the first time and I have made your piroshkis multiple times and my family loves them! Your awesome and thank you for the content!

  • @chrismathew2295
    @chrismathew2295 Před 4 lety +292

    Kvass is actually good for you.
    "As its primary ingredient is rye, kvass is a good source of vitamin B-1 and B-6, magnesium, phosphorus, amino acids, and pantothenate. It is also rich in lactic acid and simple sugars, which contributes to its taste, provides ample calories to fuel physical activity, and may improve digestion, as with other lacto-fermented foods such as yogurt and sauerkraut."

  • @cloroxbleach9222
    @cloroxbleach9222 Před 7 lety +85

    "Blackest Bread"
    -Cooks with mouldy bread-

    • @Rebasepoiss
      @Rebasepoiss Před 7 lety +8

      There's no mold on that bread.

    • @BobtheHobo324
      @BobtheHobo324 Před 7 lety +5

      Rebasepoiss he means that when Boris says to use the blackest bread you can find, he decided to use moldy bread because it is black like Boris said to look for

    • @OatmealTheCrazy
      @OatmealTheCrazy Před 7 lety +2

      It depends what kind of fungus you get.
      www.madnessmomandme.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/mouldy-bread.jpg

    • @TheLastPhoen1x
      @TheLastPhoen1x Před 7 lety

      I think if you cook mouldy bread you may get penicilin-like thing that will kill the yeast.

    • @OatmealTheCrazy
      @OatmealTheCrazy Před 7 lety +1

      The Last Phoenix
      The yeast already did its job if the bread is a loaf. Plus, yeast is a fungus, not a bacterium. Penicillin doesn't really do anything to it.

  • @notsocutenow9844
    @notsocutenow9844 Před 2 lety +2

    I'm pretty sure I'm supposed to be sleeping right now
    Yeah
    I am
    But will I?
    No.
    I will not go to sleep whenever I'm watching my favorite CZcamsr

  • @byne2347
    @byne2347 Před 4 lety

    I just found this channel and I'm very excited

  • @inti7667
    @inti7667 Před 7 lety +41

    I was bored
    Refreshed youtube
    Boris is always there for me

  • @fireball-yj8fl
    @fireball-yj8fl Před 7 lety +104

    Im just waiting for news reports from all around of teens getting drunk off of Kvass because of Boris

    • @stoutyyyy
      @stoutyyyy Před 7 lety +34

      1234fireball you'd have to drink gallons of it to get drunk. It's still classified as a soft drink in Russia.

    • @patrykjedrusiak1842
      @patrykjedrusiak1842 Před 7 lety +11

      its very light drink.

    • @_Dimon_
      @_Dimon_ Před 7 lety +23

      Kvas doesn't have enough alcohol - 1-2%, you'll have to drink a whole bucket of it to get drunk.

    • @LinkTheSkyper
      @LinkTheSkyper Před 7 lety +9

      challenge accepted

    • @patrykjedrusiak1842
      @patrykjedrusiak1842 Před 7 lety +2

      your stomack will explode

  • @sphinxyo7247
    @sphinxyo7247 Před 3 lety

    this man reminds me of when i was back in croatia, but now i have to live in ireland because of my dad. thank you man for bringing back the memories or i would have forgotten.

  • @paytahblazed6107
    @paytahblazed6107 Před 2 lety

    every time I watch these, they are gold

  • @samiirai
    @samiirai Před 6 lety +168

    Only person in the world who wakes up like "time to make kvass"

    • @volka2199
      @volka2199 Před 5 lety

      Peter Dathisen you would be surprised

  • @stephend4447
    @stephend4447 Před 7 lety +931

    ware did you get that sexy fucking bayonet?

    • @LifeofBoris
      @LifeofBoris  Před 7 lety +142

      +The Oily Hand
      a hunting shop

    • @stephend4447
      @stephend4447 Před 7 lety +28

      good shit

    • @NothingSubversive
      @NothingSubversive Před 7 lety +15

      It is a pretty cool bayonet, but it doesn't look like any Kalashnikov bayonet I've seen.

    • @djazzgamzzz
      @djazzgamzzz Před 7 lety +3

      The Oily Hand KA-BAR

    • @stephend4447
      @stephend4447 Před 7 lety +1

      Djazz I looked and couldn't find it, do you know what its called?

  • @laszlozoltanhantos1562

    Heavenly creation :) thanks Boris!

  • @ch1mpschumpchange487
    @ch1mpschumpchange487 Před 3 lety +5

    Holy cows of Helios, finding raisins in Japan is a major pain in the ass! I had to go to a farmer's market like 30 miles away.

    • @Artix902
      @Artix902 Před 2 lety

      Sultanas should be good

    • @Sharpless2
      @Sharpless2 Před rokem

      Very easy to make yourself actually.
      Fresh grapes, make sure they are seedless. Make water boil, add grapes to water, boil for like 30-40 seconds, drop them in ice water (this is to make sure the skin breaks easier so moisture can escape), place in "slow oven" (just heat your oven to like 80-110°C), bake 12-14 hours, done.

  • @albyalby3843
    @albyalby3843 Před 4 lety +75

    Boris: BABUSHKA IS ITALIAN SPY NOOOO
    Also Boris: *picks Lavazza coffee*

    • @Sharpless2
      @Sharpless2 Před rokem

      lmao true
      Lavazza really be some nice coffee tho

  • @pedro4154
    @pedro4154 Před 4 lety +149

    I used a hermetically sealable glass bottle. In the long yeast fermentation process, the night of the first yeast day it blew out its sealed cap (which was held by many metal rods and i dont know how it happened) And it bursted kvass like mentos and coke. I took the bottle in a hurry, opening the door which lead to the garden. I ran to the garden, and fell. When i fell, i tripped the glass bottle out of my hand. It was lying there on the grass, tip pointed to my neighbors house. I was just getting up when the reaction got intense and shot a stream of kvass that was presumably fast as a bullet, and it flew to my neighbors house, broke the glass (I’m assuming it wasn’t very new and strong) and then i heard a dog scream. Worst experience of fermentation in my entire life.

    • @alexanderrezvoi7050
      @alexanderrezvoi7050 Před 4 lety +10

      I got the same experience. Since then I never use bottles with sealable lids. After some trials and fails I developed my own recipe, which I think is very easy and tasty... So you basically need. 1.5l of lukewarm water, 100g of sugar, 2-3 tbs of liquid malt extract, 1tbs of apple cider vinegar or lemon juice and 1ts of dry yeast.. Just mix all ingredients with water and pour it into a big jar. Close the jar with latex glove (make in the glove a small hole with needle). Put in a warm dark place for 24h then pour the liquid into a plastic bottle and let it carbonate for about 4-6 hours. After that chill it and drink. The taste will be even better if you don't drink it right away, but let it chill in the refrigerator for a couple of days.

    • @kansaouri____2672
      @kansaouri____2672 Před 3 lety +5

      how the hell did it break a window bro now i am scared to make it

    • @ViewingChaos
      @ViewingChaos Před 3 lety +4

      You've got to release the pressure in the jar every so often each day- once or twice. I suspect it exploded due to the violent shaking from it hitting the floor, next time try and leave it in once place and ease the pressure for better results.

    • @pedro4154
      @pedro4154 Před 3 lety +1

      Thanks man. Tried it, but the taste of Kvass is weird :)

    • @Peztllence
      @Peztllence Před 2 lety +7

      This reads like the "I keep a musket for home defense" copypasta

  • @ahmadpemberton5
    @ahmadpemberton5 Před rokem

    I love this guy I'm new and I already love this I hope he never get cancelled or quits

  • @leladabsurdum
    @leladabsurdum Před 3 lety +8

    это "блядь" когда он промазал хлебом мимо тостера - первая вещь, над которой я посмеялась за эту неделю. сеньк ю комрад

  • @midknightkool360
    @midknightkool360 Před 5 lety +220

    I’m not gunna lie, i started having nightmares that I’m isolated in Russia during the winter after i started watching your videos.

    • @yetimyetimski6901
      @yetimyetimski6901 Před 4 lety +1

      😂😂😂😂

    • @-cutie-9816
      @-cutie-9816 Před 4 lety +3

      That would not be that bad. Or?

    • @mechavos4066
      @mechavos4066 Před 4 lety +5

      It is just a nightmare for you but a reality for me

    • @TerexJ
      @TerexJ Před 3 lety +8

      Your nightmares are my dreams

    • @midknightkool360
      @midknightkool360 Před 3 lety +6

      It wasn’t that bad of a dream just brought about a lot anxiety, because i do not speak Russian but can recognize the language because of living with friends from Ukraine and Russia. So the dream is as more or less scary because i had no idea what anyone was saying or what was going on.

  • @patafanmarti2913
    @patafanmarti2913 Před 7 lety +627

    Dear Boris, does the hermetically sealed container need to be hermetic enough not to let any gas out? Because a bottle just exploded in my kitchen, covering the whole room in cheeki breeki yeast and half dry raisins.

    • @p_serdiuk
      @p_serdiuk Před 6 lety +155

      Marti Alexandre plastic bottles and kvass do not mix, as stated
      get a hermetic glass jar

    • @SantomPh
      @SantomPh Před 6 lety +69

      Marti Alexandre you need a glass jar, thick glass that can hold in heat like window glazing

    • @angelarroyo8729
      @angelarroyo8729 Před 6 lety +2

      Marti Alexandre maybe

    • @HandyDandy6
      @HandyDandy6 Před 6 lety +36

      There are lids designed to let the pressure escape without anything able to disrupt the fermentation process.

    • @drakethorn1339
      @drakethorn1339 Před 6 lety +1

      When I made it, it started to smell like eggs and mayonez after a day or two. It tasted like kvass, but the smell was pretty bad

  • @nadiamarsile3049
    @nadiamarsile3049 Před 4 lety

    I tryed to make kwass .wonderful résult! Marvelous .instead if I put on Apple because no limon in fridge , one little spoon of cinnamon because bread not so black" ,I have only one regret : finished 2 Glass container Nescafé , and no made a Big container of 10 litres!! So sweet and true , so strong bringing me in astral way .without ni headeck After ! Wonderful .Thank you drouq daragoye Boris 💖💖💖

  • @csfelfoldi
    @csfelfoldi Před 3 lety +8

    You made me the most drunkest in a year. For that you receive my friend award!

  • @L-73580
    @L-73580 Před 4 lety +196

    2:16 Babushka came to Italy to have a cooking contest with Italian babushkas, the one who cooks more food wins!
    ...It was a tie, huge amounts of butterbrod, kompot and lasagna were made and the Italian population had gained so much food they decided to reward Babushka with jars for kvass and coffe to stay awake and cook in case Boris was hungry in the middle of the night. I am Italian and this is what's written in our history books 100% accurate.

    • @FranTusajigwe
      @FranTusajigwe Před 3 lety

      Wait, are you in the LoB discord

    • @L-73580
      @L-73580 Před 3 lety

      @@FranTusajigwe I was yes

    • @A_very_good_cheese
      @A_very_good_cheese Před 3 lety +1

      I remeber that it was glorius

    • @LegendStormcrow
      @LegendStormcrow Před 3 lety

      I think i remember watching that documentary. American film makers made a AAA movie back in the 60's about it.

  • @dzonyyya
    @dzonyyya Před 6 lety +248

    It's like slavic Coca-Cola,except it's not bad for ones health at all.And if u drink 10 or more of these,might get actually boozed a bit,while if u drink 10 cokes u might end up in emergency.Fun fact:If you are making this at home,the darker color of the liquid is,the better it will taste.Cheers!

    • @netaguterbaum538
      @netaguterbaum538 Před 6 lety +1

      dzonyyya Alcohol is bad for the liver though

    • @hughg.rection4709
      @hughg.rection4709 Před 6 lety +52

      Kvass has very little alcohol in it.

    • @stebs01
      @stebs01 Před 6 lety +11

      Neta Guterbaum kvass is pact with probiotics because of the fermentation process, so it basically negates the alcohol if u drink it in moderation :P

    • @kkok8131
      @kkok8131 Před 6 lety +17

      It’s usually just made by brewing yeast. If you buy it in Russia, it’s not classified as an alcoholic drink, so anyone can buy it and drink it whenever (if you buy it from a shop)

    • @spicycake5501
      @spicycake5501 Před 6 lety +1

      Is it save for kids, teens to be exact?

  • @nevencintauer618
    @nevencintauer618 Před 2 lety +1

    I follow Boris recipe, I now have Kvass. I'm happy Slav now.

  • @engell3707
    @engell3707 Před 2 lety

    Loved this.