Roasting Old Embarrassing Pictures of Myself
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- čas přidán 15. 11. 2018
- Yikes....I was a mess.
The best way to get to know someone is to look at their past, so I guess that's what we're doing this week. Also, all I do on my channel is roast other people, so I feel like it's only fair if I make a video roasting myself.
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YARD LONG EARS DROPPING SOON
IM READY
Yee yee
Kurtis Conner ugh i’m hype
i can’t wait 😫😫
Kurtis Conner i subscribed!!!
you look like a stereotypical white boy in each pic, but like a different one each time.
Sadie Flannery omg fr 😭💀
No kurtis is a stereotypical hippie. He looks like he regularly attends weed legalization protests.
@Sadie Flannery
Seriously 😂
@@perperperpen but he's in Canada, so he dosen't to xD
FACTS BRUH💀
White boys: Look the same
Kurtis, one single white boy: Looks different from himself
ffs why are there no replies to this, its so true
Frosty Teacup ikr
@Larry Wheels ah yes, Kurtis Conner, my favourite black mexican asian white CZcamsr
@@path.6455 hes multiethnic 😁
My boyfriend also looks different in every single picture that has ever been taken of him an I honestly don't understand...
The old Kurtis doesn’t even look like he’d be RELATED to the current Kurtis
I’m glad someone else agrees. They literally don’t look the same and it baffles me 😂
He looked like Jim halpart from the office lmao
yuh at all
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just about to comment that i can't see the similarities between him now and him when he was younger LOL
His really young self looks like he would become his older self, but that teenage phase in the middle just came out of nowhere
Yah, his teenage self looked like my ex and gotta say it threw me
This is extremely accurate
idk why but his younger younger (toddler/baby) self looks nothing like him to me😭😭
I feel like that's just every teenager ever
@@user-sb5sl8zn4q yeah I can v much relate
Kurtis looked like an “Evan” when he was younger
Chantali Chompa Chompa ikr
We've been way too out of touch
Things have been crazy and it sucks that we don’t talk that much
@@kneeshoe2146 I gotta tell you life without ya has been hard!
@and peggy hard?
Why does kurtis look so different in every picture
Amelia Hosier lmao actually!
Bella Bella PLOT TWIST: it wasn’t him 🤯
Its called puberty
@@VanLightning900 I look the exact same since I was like 3.
He always looks like someone else
Kurtis with straight hair was my ideal boyfriend in 8th grade and now he’s still my ideal boyfriend
Felt this
Ahh I love character development
Kurtis is the reason I'm bi I love him
We stan ✨consistency✨
same
Kurtis: “Ew why did I wear that bright blue shirt.”
Also kurtis: wearing a beautiful bright pink shirt.
yes, but it's not that bright
To be fair, that was the bluest I have ever seen anything. I didn't even know that blue can get that blue 😂
I don’t understand.. it’s just blue. Like, it’s literally just like royal blue.
why does younger you look nothing alike to older you
iz because he had hooded eyelids as a kid, makes ur eyes look way diffo
Alex Xavier he literally never looks the samemdmdks
eXACTLY!
He lost the baby fat in his face
glo up my dudes
Why does flat hair kurtis look like Jim from the office
Omg that's what it was! I knew he looked familiar!
Kaylee Berry only in the sunburnt pic
AHH YOUR RIGHT
Thanks, I was looking for this comment
I COULDN'T PLACE IT!
This video is just him showing us pictures of different boys for 10 minutes and 41 seconds straight
I legit thought this with some of them. Like when is he going to be like "actually this is a childhood picture of a famous tiktoker and I wanted to see if anyone would notice."
His search history would look sooo fucking creepy
This is like in movies where they cast a random kid to play you as a child at different ages and we're all supposed to just pretend it's you
😂😂😂😂😂😂
Bro, you look like a different human being in all pictures wtf
I feel like he doesn't even look like a human
It's weird right? 😂
2:40 “the bluest shirt” while he’s wearing the pinkest shirt
Katie T i was gonna comment the exact same thing
My exact words
literally is the color of pepto bismal.
EXACTLY
Katie T i was the 2,000th person to like this and it literally switched from 1.9k to 2k for me woah how rare
7:49 he looks so familiar I feel like hes a mix of Pete Davidson and Harry Styles.
Oh god
And his haircut and clothes remind me of Sheldon from big band theory
he does tho-
and ted bundy
Cosmic Dust agreed
he literally looks like a different person in every single picture. and that baby pic, man i'm convinced they switched him w another baby he turned one.
I have super curly hair and I feel like everyone with curls has gone through some kind of hair straightening phase
Or we went through the phase where we would only wear ponytails
Emma Smith i’m in that-
@@Emma-ur1ge Omfg I almost out of it lmfao
I went through both 😂😂
Fr 💀
Your eyes look significantly darker now? Must be the positive affirmation videos 😂😂
Grace Charron im dead 😂
Amara Berger 😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
His eyes, bruh what about his hair?
He was blonde too. His hair was so pretty and golden.
“when there’s a gun at your 8th grade grad” not too niche in the US unfortunately
Plot twist: Kurtis actually showed us pictures of random boys but convinced us it was him when he was younger.
You should do a video where you straighten your hair for our amusement
Yes
Lilah Rose yes
yee yee
MAKE THIS HAPPEN
He's not Anthony Padilla bruh
No one:
Teenage Kurtis: *looks like John Krasinski in the sunburnt pic*
K r a s i n c k i
He really looks like him in a lot of these tbh
pixie princess Honestly
i was looking for this comment
r/rareinsults
That She’s the Man comparison in the beginning took me OUT☠️
8:21 you can tell he’s Canadian just by looking at that coat
Robin from himym has that cost and she’s Canadian 😳😳
The audacity he has to rip on the blue shirt so hard whilst wearing THAT
Madeleine Morris I was thinking that lmao
sounds like someone has an equally blue shirt... :D
That's pretty much the pinkest shirt you could ever get
Madeleine Morris ikr lmao
I was about to comment that ahaha
i love november the month of no shaving, no nutting, and no shitting
No *Yeeing-November*
I bet you do
u forgot no breathing! my fav part:)
no living november 4 me
@@janina4017 yes it is my friend😫😫😍😍
me: coming home from hanging out with a longsleeve shirt under my tshirt
kurtis: 7:54
me: 👁👄👁
🤛👕🤜
If it’s paired with a graphic t and either a white or black long sleeve, it looks cool
@@ebwbau8036 or a striped white and black one...
@@simplycharming123 yeah
Kurtis flaming his old blue ass shirt when he’s sitting there wearing in contrast the pinkest shirt he possibly could ok weird flex
It comforts me to know you weren’t always hot
Kevin Shaffe lmao same
tea
gave you that 666th like you’re welcome
This made me feel uncomfortable
Estee Hanvey wow good for you
Young Kurtis is that guy from the “wow” vine
Hell yeah
Omg that's what I was thinking!!
wtf i thought it was yanderedev
This is very enlightening. For some reason, I've always pictured young Kurtis as an emo kid.
Is it bad that I am a little bummed that he wasn’t? Lol
4:38 why do you look like jacob sartorius lmao
Oh my gosh the “she’s the man” comparison killed me
Same it came out of nowhere!!
SAME
Kurtis: Wow so 🅱️lue
also Kurtis: *is wearing a neon pink stop sign*
Mallory Jackson OMG I was waiting for this comment
Right!! 😂
I just got an ad for trumps birthday so I signed his card as “Hugh Janus” I hope he gets the joke 😔
I DONT KNOW WHY BUT IM CRYING SHSJDHFKJF
@big chungus in America we get a lot of ads from tRump. The one they are talking about was this one ad that asks you to sign Donald tRump’s birthday card lmao
@big chungus try reading "Hugh Janus" out loud ;)
a question to white people: is it normal to have a drastic change in hair color as you grow up? i mean im asian and ive always had black hair
Vanessa Pracuelles sometimes! My brother went from bleach blonde as a child to having brown hair (he’s now in his 20s). Think the colour began to change when he was about 12? But I’ve always had brown hair. And our parents both have black hair.
I went from blonde to ginger to brown to strawberry blonde and now I'm slowly becoming brown again. Idk if it's hormones or something but I think if you start with light hair it can change a LOT
Yes!! I used to be bright blonde as a child, now my natural hair is brown. It changed as soon as I cut it from waist length to shoulder length when I was 12. I bleach it now but wish it was still naturally bright blonde!
My hair used to be light brown but now it's almost black
Yes. As you get older your eyes and hair get darker because of a loss in melanin.
When you laugh at your own jokes it's so wholesome
ew ew I love your profile picture!!!
OFC
I was confused for half of the video cause I thought you were joking about you being the person in the pictures.......
Ande Xhegwana lmfao same
Ande Xhegwana that’s so fuckin funny
the thought of kurtis straightening his hair every day is killing me
I'm so glad he changed his hair, he looked like the whithest boy in history in the thumbnail(no offense, lol)
Yeah so glad hes not white anymore, phew
the eighth grade graduation pic looks like a boy i would have dated to keep my friends from thinking i was a lesbian
Time stamp?
@@chibidoggosowoblm2543 1:45
Kurtis would be great for that! :D
STOPPP
I wasn't even in my yearbook, dude. They just like, forgot to put me and my sisters in and just slapped us in a page at the end. It's our senior year, too. My parents paid for a yearbook we're not even in
Holy shit why does the “cursed” photo of Kurtis look so much like pete Davidson
Kurtis: that shirt is so blue
Also Kurtis: *the pinkest shirt*
*Aye Curtis didn't age, this boy*
*E v o l v e d !*
d-do you mean _kurtis?.._
so you did edit it but never changed it to kurtis huh
ew c🤮u🤮r🤮t🤮i🤮s the kursed name
Weeble Flufflycakes because he’s a fucking Pokémon!
@@Majaverymighty Right
Young Kurtis looks like all the guys I liked in elementary school💀
“THE BLUEST SHIRT” *cuts to kurtis and his hello kitty looking ass
I love how you're pretending that you don't look like the skater kid from high school musical 1 anymore
HeyImTrash OMG literally I was scrolling through the comments just to see if anyone else would say it 😂
6:00 dustin from stranger things snapped
Bayleigh Christian sksksksksks
lmaooo
Bayleigh Christian 💀💀💀
U look like an imvu avatar.
Kurtis is like, there was no gun at my grade 8 grad, this isn’t America
When he was a kid, he looked almost exactly like Jim from The Office 😂
roasts his bluest shirt
is wearing the pinkest shirt
How the times have changed
Oh how the turntables
I just was thinking that
the first picture looks like troy bolton in middle school
8:58 he looks like Eric from that 70’s show 😂
Holy shit
I fucking died when I searched it up on google and they where almost fucking identical 💀💀
5:19 omg you predicted the future kurtis
Silly Kurtis, you had a great opportunity. Not Old Navy, Bold Navy.
Brynne Riley I was thinking like New Indigo when he made the Old Navy joke 😂😂
@@crazyprincess4547 Indigo New ;)
He could have said bluenotes cuz that's a clothing store.
Idk man, I would have dated 8th grade graduation Kurtis
8th grade me would have gone all anime girl nosebleed over 8th grade Kurtis, not gonna lie 😂🤦
Abso-fucking-lutely. 8th grade me would have totally been all over that.
Same i would literally eat 8th grade graduation Kurtis after breaking his knees with a hammer and cutting off his ears. 🥵
@@Arsonire how romantic
@@sushyy2886 Thanks!
No one:
*Wearing Hot pink shirt on*
Kurtis: Roasts younger self for wearing blue shirt😂
Why does young Kurtis look like Jacob Sartorius
Why did you look older in grade 7 than grade 12
lol must have been the facial expression he picked for the gr12 picture...his position in both look similar though. Yep most certainly that facial expression...it does look 8th grade more than senior year of high school.
Pink Agaricus shush
Jess 999th like
oh shit I hate when it’s Kurtis and not a bottle of ketchup.
His laugh at 4:02 is so cute lol
I just remembered, when I watched my first Kurtis-video and subscribed, it was actually to get an extra greeting:')
that one curl in the middle of your forehead is my favorite
"How old are you?"
Kurtis from the pic in 3:47 : idk between 15 and 46
greta p DEAD
That made me laugh so hard oh my god
shirt: is blue
kurtis: "and i took that personally."
Talks about how blue his shirt was, wears a bright pink shirt
2:38 Roasts teenage self for wearing the "bluest shirt"....while wearing the pinkest shirt.
i thought the EXACT same thing lmao
Kurtis looked like a Skater Boi who said see ya later boi.
best comment I've ever seen on this channel
Thank you
who else is sad that he didn’t do the “folks!” *clap*
2:40 “HE’s wEaring the Bluest sHirt”
Says the guy wearing the pinkest shirt ever
Me: H-
Person with light colored eyes: 8:42
Ashley o im hOLLERING 💀
Soo true
JSKSISKSJEUEISIS
😂😂😂😂
I'm so confused lol
i'm convinced these are not old pictures of you and just some google images you found of random kids @shanedawson
fatal gonnorhea love ur name :) hope all your dreams come true
@@chetcoblanket thank you dearest
he looks so different i think so too
KURTIS FROM LIKE 4:25 LOOKS LIKE SHIRLEY TEMPLE
This gives me hope
idk why i found this only now but im really confused *why do u have so many identities*
6:00 dustin from stranger things
6:17 james from the end of the f world
7:29 sam from freaks and geeks
8:17 homeless man
*are u okay*
(added more from the replies)
7:55 pete davidson
8:57 eric foreman
6:44 tom holland / momma steve from stranger things
8:30 john krasinski
4:38 drew barrymore with a touch of gavin
8:38 evan peters
5:06 white boy furby
ᴡɪɢʟᴇꜱꜱ YOO THIS IS ACCURATE
And Pete Davidson at 7:55
jim from the office
8:57 Eric Foreman
He also had a jacob sartorius and millie bobbie brown phase
Wow, new video from Cody Ko, Drew Gooden and now Kurtis... The Holy Trinity is blessing me 🙌
RIGHT!?!?!?
Now we just need Danny to post
Story of my life
Yesssss
Everyday Girl so true
please I'm crying at the recommended videos 😭😭😭
8:09. Bruuuh. This is me dying. That edit made it look like you did it, and it took so much effort that you ended up being fucking drenched in sweat.
Your curly hair is the cutest thing ever why would you hate it??
ikr
Cuz hairly curls are the devil's sign.
As someone with curly hair, it's a mess until you figure out how to handle it. And even then the bad hair days are miserable.
It's wavy not curly lmao
@@chilli-iceolive-abode2447 Wot
you look like a young jim halpert in your graduation picture
Saph i was going to comment the same thing
OMG 😍😂
i was about to comment that too mao
"You can't truly know somebody, not even yourself sometimes" (Conner, 2018).
Kurtis i cant roast you, i don’t roast hero’s. It was incredibly brave of you to bring the ring to Mordor with Sam. 😌✨
Your giggle adds like 300 minutes to my life every time you do it
Kurtis- THATS THE BLUEST SHIRT EVER
*wearing the pinkest shirt ever*
Strait hair Kurtis looks like Dipper Pines. 😂😂😂
The "shes the man" Reference 😂
Kurtis:
*makes fun of his blue ass shirt*
~is wearing a pink ass shirt~
iwasgonnasaythat
pink looks good on him, blue does not
"THAT SHIRT IS SO BLUE WTF" he said while wearing the pinkest shirt ever.
kinda random but your pfp is really beautiful
Tsundori omg 🌚 thank you !!
I appreciate your content dude
This is amazing my guy
This made my day better, makes me feel super cigarettes
kayley what does this mean
Diquan Washingbeard it means he's feeling cigarettes my dude
yep
only the true simps know
That’s so niche
Dude,, you’re like the less wholesome version of Jim Halpert
A T I thought I was the only one
kurtis do you KNOW. how funny u are LIKE IM LITERALLY SHITTING MYSLEF RN
Okay honestly I am so jealous of people with curly hair. Like seriously, it’s so gorgeous. And I know if anyone with curly hair sees this comment they’ll probably be like “oH bUt cUrLy hAiR iS sO hArD tO dEaL wItH” and I know. But it looks HELLA good.
You look like Pete Davidson in that velociraptor picture. The biggest oof
Im like ooooOoOooOoOhhhhh
i was thinking the same thing. i thought i was the only one
Americans:
Kurtis: gRadE eiGhT gRAd
what do americans call it then ?
skidchic we just call it 8th grade, and we don’t do graduations for it, just high school
@@paige3547 no grade 8 grad, sad
skidchic no, I had an 8th grade graduation but we just call it an 8th grade graduation
Adri I didn’t have any kind of graduation- I just left my friends and never saw them again because I was the only one to go to a far away high school for a program that wasn’t in my zoned one 💁♀️
Grade 8 Kurtis is my could-have-been-my-crush if only we're classmates. He looks like this nice and polite guy who is really cute and kinda timid.
when he put the velociraptor sounds I was WHEEZING