DERE EVIL.exe
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- čas přidán 22. 07. 2018
- The evil has returned... what choices will you make this time?
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Aide: don’t get coins
Gamers: *wait, that’s illegal*
XD
Ceave Gaming: Hoooo-ray.
Lol
Lk Fg no one cares this comment is like on every single gaming channel
A.I.D.E: I'll make it legal.
This “not getting the coins” mechanic goes against all my gamer ideologies.
Diego Lopez Hernandez look up default dan
Same. I had the volume off so I couldn’t hear AIDE, so I kept dying. I was very confused for the longest time, haha
and Markiplier crying about losing aids goes against most ideologies too, i guess this is a weird game...
*BEEP BOOP, THIS DOES NOT FIT*
_wow its almost as if that's the point_
There's a yandere.
There's a tsundere.
There's a deredere.
There's a kuudere.
And there's a *DERE EVIL*
Slashy YT like very evil but with a d
Slashy YT what's the difference between all of those?
No
@@cordelianaranjo4306 there is no difference they are all gay
@@cordelianaranjo4306
yandere: obsessive lover, kills everyone that even dares to look at you.
tsundere: acts rude and violent, but is soft and in love on the inside.
deredere: very kind and happy, makes everyone around them happy.
kuudere: appear very cold and emotionless, but are soft and caring on the inside.
mark: "CALL YOUR MOM RIGHT NOW AND TELL HER YOU LOVE HER"
me: *turns around to face my mom* "mom i love you"
my mom: "yo tambien"
This username escapes me every single time
My spanish skills are horrible, but doesn't that mean "Me too" bc if yes, that's hilarious
Yup it means "Me too"
Krissy M i think its means « Are you ok? »
@@moka5950 It's "me too"
"Oh no my mom's calling me. I'm late for my Korean lesson, shit." - My favorite part lmao
Duolingo amirite
MOM NOT NOW MOM NO MOM I CANT ANSWER THE PHONE
i like how Yanna became an angry French man after the space chess
Only in the context of this video, does this statment make sense
Im half way thru the video so none of this makes sense... But I can honestly say I can't wait untill it does🤣🤣😂😂
I bet you never thought you would say that, did you?
For me it ruined the entire video. T_T
Me too
Yanna: Hijacks the game, corrupts it and breaks the fourth wall
Monika: *_Are you challenging me?_*
This made me happy:) Thanks I was tired and grumpy
Raven ._. Np dude 😚 hope the rest of your day is better
*HEJ HEJ MONIKA INTENSIFIES*
@@S3w3rSh4rk0 HEJ HEJ MONIKA HEJ PA DIG MONIKA
@@petragoveia1520 Kalla blickar, kalla kårar
Fun fact: AIDE means help in french
Golly. And I was here thinking it literally meant “AID” with an extra E. Oof
@@miguelvillegas7049 Its an english word that we took from the french. Aide means an assistant.
Thanks for that tip
I call Aide cool 😎 👍
well thanks for the tip i guess...
Mark: "ya need to grow some more muscle on you."
A.I.D.E" *becomes Buffsuki*
Underrated comment right here
TAKE ME MY SWEET A.I.D.E. BABE
=w= buffsuki is best suki (wut)
"Do you wanna collect the coins now?"
Uh oh-
Myles: I can't take someone else's life to get back mine.
Markiplier: Take mine! I have no life.
24 million people: *NO.*
.6😀
@@izrainayall-v- .7
@@ChipyM .128
proper temmie .8
Lmaoo
This game has given me the perfect idea for a rage game. Everything in the game goes against every you know about games. Hearts take away health, coins kill you, poison makes you faster, spikes heal you, water kills you on some levels and nothing on others. And in rare occasions it heals you.
This would be the most infuriating game ever. In love it.
Gotta train your mind backwards
@@nicholasdemaio3827 so I'd have to drink alcohol to play it
I called my mom.
Mom: Hello?
Me: hi, mom, I love you :)
Mom: *laughs* I love you too. :))
me: yaaay-
Mom: ok, byee. *hangs up*
She was in the kitchen, and she was busy, so I took my chance.
is this undertale or what
Not bad kid
huh? wut?
@@_Kori Lol i know what u mean there
10:41
"It's not a glitch, it's a feature." Guys. Yanna is Bethesda
It just works
Basically me making my final project for CSE. It was a partner project and my partner and I made a tilt maze. This was in MIT App Inventor by the way. Final level had 4 finishes. But it had a bug where it would take away 2 lives instead of 1. So we decided: "It's not a bug. It's a feature."
TurboLucarioEX f
Its not a bug, its definitely not a bug, its not a bug, it's a feature.
IT JUST WORKS, IT JUST WORKS
LITTLE LIES, STUNNING SHOWS
PEOPLE BUY, MONEY FLOWS
IT JUST WORKS 🎤
"Yanna"
"Dere. Exe"
Yandere
Yup i know were this is going
Holy sh-
Hmm yes Karadere
its big brain time (idk if that fits in please don't sue me >~
Nah you're good
*IZ BIG BRAIN TIME BOIZZZ*
I get Myles’ reasoning. Her dad’s moved on, and coming back, in someone else’s body, first her dad wouldn’t believe her; and her dad would just be brought back to the past which he tried so hard to move on from
Sometimes it's best to forget the past.
44:35...
Mark: *Starts clapping for 36 seconds*
Me: *claps with him*
Game: "Special Thanks to- [Markiplier; included]
Me: *claps again*
OOH EN EN IS SL OF DO OF SUMMER OF SO HAPPY IF DO IF COLD
@@martins3942 oh bless you my friend
*_”CALL YOUR MOM RIGHT NOW”_*
Uh... Mark... it’s 3 in the morning
Im just gonna guess you live in Canada or something
Same bro
MoltenMarbles my mom's in the other room.....
I had just gotten off the phone with my mon before watching this vid:3
Unfortunately, my mom passed away in January this year, so that part was a bit eerie and incredibly depressing. I would love to call my mom, if I could. Those of you who can though, should.
Marky: oh noes I'm late for my Korean lesson
Duolingo birb: you know what that means! You family won't be there in the morning I know where you live
Markiplier: NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!11!1!1!!1!!!
He wont have to worry about his mom calling him.
I failed to do Spanish and got killed and died in British my funeral was in Italian
@@nottwiggy8708 So, was the funeral a splendid pizza spaghetti?
@@plexusnexus5746 there probably was
Aide: we can breathe together.
Mark: SORRY IM TOO MANLY FIR YOU
I've been looking for a game like this for a while. It starts off nice, then gets creepy. There's glitches, like haunted software. The developer is evil and the game is rebelling against them. There's AI and game files that corrupt and/or become sentient. This is all I wanted in a horror game.
ikrrrr
Mark: "CALL YOUR MOM RIGHT NOW!"
Me: *Calls my mom*
Mom: "Why are you calling from the other room? Just walk your ass out here like a normal human being."
E
EE
EEF
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@@saucesaucesaucesauce1380 EEFEE
21:52
Jesus Christ that scared me and it wasn't even part of the actual game
Same dude, same XD
Yup
Me too XD
God dang it, thats the 2nd time you scared me!
Ye same
Closet: “Painful, tearful screeching”
Mark: Ha ha ha, me too man!
Bro, you better shine that flashlight in the closet before a cute Plushie kills you
“CALL YOUR MOM!”
Mark I’m living with her right now
**Muffled distorted groans and screams come from door**
Mark: Ha Ha Ha! Me too, man!
MaxMOCs
It sounded like someone committed suicide by hanging to me
ye lol
he was live streaming it and was talking to a commenter i think but he could have jsut been trying to be funny :P
A.I.D.E.: Don't collect coins.
Mark: *dOn'T cOllEct cOINS*
It's like that spongebob meme 😂
6:46, can we all just stop, and appreciate Mark ACCIDENTALLY surfing a giant plank of wood across platforms.
me: *hears Kara and the core *
also me: **shakes with determination**
you could say you *frisked* out
@@mi.janLuna LMAO
Lol undertale reference
Start PANAKIN
BUT CAN YOU DO THIS?!?!?!!?!??
Does it count if it scares people?
*crawls around, all contorted*
BUT CAN YOU DO THIS
People- Is it a glitch or is it part of a feature?
Bethesda- yes.
Kachulu Is Daddy uwu damn it I was gonna comment that
Is nobody going to being up that Markiplier is singing jingle bells during the deep?
6:47
Markiplier used SURF. It's super effective!
"WHEN DO YOU CALL YOUR MOM? HUH?!"
Never, because I live with her. XD
Melissa Treglia
Saaaaaaaaaame
Melissa Treglia I call her when she's at work or when I'm at my cousins c;
"Think you can defeat me? Well the answer is absolutely- apparently" omg
Yes
When Mark was yelling, "Call your mother and tell her you love her, right now!" I felt a pang of guilt.
13:46
All Spanish people: Why da fuq does he keepa saying "there"?!?
Spanish user: Probably because there's a goal allí.
AIDE comes back as just a huge pulsing pile of muscles.
Mark: Now that's a woman! Let's breathe together baby!!!
JessiBe lol!!
how will she breathe with no lungs
WhitePencil the lung is a muscle and so is your heart
the lung is an organ surrounded by muscles, not a muscle.
Skelby Oof the lung is an organ composing of branching tubes made of tissue with sacks for containing air at the center, a lung by itself will not breath because the chest muscles and diaphram are the muscles that actually push air out, and when the muscles relax the vaccum in our lungs gets filled up with air because of air pressure, then there are blood vessels connected to the air sacks, or aveoli, that take the oxygen out of the trapped air and into the blood stream. So the lungs themselves are just tubes to store air for the blood vessels to take, and the muscles around the lung itself are the pump.
“It’s mirrored! No wait. Up and down are the same” Mark up and down are the same in mirrors anyways.
MyLyfeThruTheLens mark 2018
Not in two dimensions. There is vertical mirroring and horizontal mirroring.
Game: fun is infinite!
Everyone: *intense Sonic flashbacks*
Mark: we can breathe on each other
Corona Virus: Yeah I'm going to stop you right there
Oh no! I can already hear the
*KaReNs*
"Have a wonderful time. Clap, clap, clap, clap, clap...." - Markiplier, 2018
The clapping is the scariest part of the video.
some say hes still clapping to this day
Lol. :P
CLAP CLAP CLAP, SLAP SLAP SLAP
*X-Files music ensues*
I called my mom. Do I get good boy points???
*y e s*
I yelled to her i love her from the other room since i live with her
Nooooo stop with the wifu juuzou references
@@user-je7dk4mq1o JUUZOU IS WIFU THOOOOOOOO
@@koma___4319 What the heck is a juuzou
I NOTICED SOMETHING!!!
AT 20:50 IT SAYS "IT HAS THE BODY OF A PIG".
WHEN MARKIPLIER PLAYED FAITH, ONE OF THE WHITE SPIDER DEMON THINGIES THAT RAN ACROSS THE SCREEN SAID "I HAVE THE BODY OF A PIG" AND IT WAS EVEN CAPTIONED ON THE SCREEN DURING THE VIDEO!!!
Dev: *Tries to make games*
Ghosts: I'm about to end this man's whole career
Markiplier: I can’t wait to delete you!
*10 minutes later*
Markiplier has the chance to delete her but decides not too
*_OoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoF_*
Easy and quick answer mark is stubborn
Thanks for a spoiler 😂😒🤷
Maja Nowcka-Przymenska
I mean its your fault for looking at the comments lmao
"delete her"
"MY NAME IS MARKIPLIER!"
Hi Markiplier, I'm deaf!
Full-Metal-Girl
WHAT?!!!
Full-Metal-Girl Wut? I’m confused...lol...
Hi deaf, I’m blind
I love this thread
Hi Markiplier, I'm out!
Markiplier: 40 seconds of awkward clapping
Also Markiplier: That was a good game!
Mark: call your mom
Me: my mom is asleep in the next room. She would be pissed
She would be really pissed if you played the Monsters Inc. theme song remix, you know the one I'm talkin' about 😂😂
Mark: *clapping*
Mark: *still clapping*
Me: *skips ahead thirty seconds*
Mark: *still clapping*
Clapping.exe has taken over the world. Stop being a .exe?
Yes... *No.*
That kinda got annoying XD
And hurt meh ears after a while
*YOU CAN NEVER ESC THE CLAPPING*
Game:*make scary breathing noises
Mark: Ahaha me too man
Your hummer none existing your soo boring I want to cry you miss spelled by the way
Mark: *talking about him being so much man*
Me: *low key dying with laughter*
24:50
I actually called my mom even though she's in the room next door and said I love her over the phone
"CALL YOUR MOM RIGHT NOW!!! TELL HER YOU LOVE HER! TELL HER RIGHT NOW!!!!" 😂😂😂
Angela Plays and telling her I shall
Can't mic is broke and broken head phone jack in the jack
But, it is not funny. This comment is cringy...
"Mom there's new skin in fortnite buy me vbucks please"
*Dials mother's phone number*
Yeah, Mom? Hi, it's me.... yeah, i know it's 3 am and you wanna sleep, but some angry CZcamsr yelled that I should do it RIGHT NOW and well, you know how easily i am influenced.... So.... erm, how's it going? ...
Celes Diamon
This is me in a nutshell.
Same hahaha
Celes Diamon f
ZeroJinKui I'm sorry for your loss
F
Mark: is ranting how much he loved aide and how they weren't gonna work out anyway
Mark 3 minutes later: is "hop"ing jingle bells to orange jello bouncing off walls
23:17 I laughed so hard!
"I have no idea what she did to this level" - Samsung Ad starts playing music.
Me: This is a good song, oh wait that is an ad.
yeah, i got a savage x fenty ad when she said that. yay.
Mark:CALL YOUR MOM RIGHT NOW!!!
Me: calls mom
Mom: *In Spanish* I am right next to you
Estoy al lado de ti.
oh this guy is spanish hold on i learned that language in my classes
*In Spanish* how's it going man
i don't think it works like that
Mom: omae wa mou shindeiru
Aister Pendragon
NANI!?
Shadeli Sme XDDDD
where girls cried: titanic
where boys cried: jake pauls existence
where men cried: 28:17
Mark: yelling us at saying to call our moms
Me: But my mum is right beside me...
24:36 anyone remember when you flip a calculator upside down with 7734 on it and laughed at the word hell?
Well we know where those memories go
Wtf? It was 55378008, or maybe 58008. 7734 is for chumps.
@AnimeStoryshiftWebtoonJevilNeko lol, I had a great childhood.
Dude I was thinking the same thing
Only danganronpa fans will get this 11037
Bob Yomar What about 8008 or 6006?
42:32 "Yeah?" "I W I L L H A V E M Y R E V E N G E" *click* ... "marky laughing under his breath from corniness"
That was so dang uplifting, I feel like my depression is a little cured.
On top of being an incredible game for its narrative, this was also a really incredible platformer too, so fluid
32:41 *MARK.EXE* has stopped working. Do you want to restart the software?
Yes 0:01 No
anonymous b0i I love this comment
i'm pretty sure mark.exe stopped working around @30:00 when he his man mantra devolved into a nonsensical nonsense about masculine muscle mass?
*WHAT THE* *_FUUUUUUU*****_** *HE***
Like amount
Nice
No
Can we all just take the time to appreciate Mark's honesty for a second? He could've easily been all "Aw this so cool, this is the first time I've played this!" But no. He told us right in the beginning, and kept it 💯. We love ya Mark
So true i remember Markiplier playing this the first time
Mark: call your mom
Me: but she's dead Mark...
Call your dad instead
This is hilarious knowing you have already been through this😂 “it really is a sequel”
Yanna-
Dere-
Yandere-
It makes sense doesn’t it
It does make sense
It all comes full circle
Just Because Why Not laura
Pretty much
Hell yes it does
Markipliers face when he claps the whole time at the end saying "I don't want another korean lesson" is just awesome 😂
Mark: I love you too
Aid: *gives final words to mark so he can read them*
Mark after she puts it on the whole screen, getting in the way: *goes on rant on how they wouldn't work out*
The part where mark just screams his name into the microphone caught me off guard, It was Hilarious!!!
"CALL YOUR MOM RIGHT NOW AND TELL HER YOU LOVE HER"
its 4 am-
Edit 9 months later: its 11 am and I told her I love her :)
I mean I'm lying but I said it
Edit: I have made a trend of bullying the person that once was when finding old comments from this account. You may ignore this as it is only for the eyes of those who want to read :)
Hey why have you not changed your profile picture? You know you are not a woman right? You are dating a man. I do not think you were expecting that :)
Something is wrong with us haha
Also why did you ever love mom? She does not love you!! She disowned you for being trans! Get a grip!
That was rude I apologize but I never wish to see the person you were back again :)
Oh
Oh
Oh
Oh
Oh
Jump scares:
15:32(Jumpscare)
32:38(not really a jumpscare but it gave me a little spoop attack soo)
32:46(anoder one)
39:25(maximum spoop)
Thank you ^^
I-uh, I may have thrown my phone at 32:46 in fear....hehe
There part where "Mopo" or something shows up spooked me too, maybe you should add that. (I know this is old, but idc)
Omg thank you!
These aren't even bad, if your scared of these, God bless your innocent soul
Teacher:" Who is that clapping in the background"
Me: with PHub running in the background 44:41
Mark: Yandere
Captions: Yawn Dairy
The minute of clapping killed me omg
*MY NAME IS MARKIPLIE*
*-R*
My parents came to my room and were like WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN THERE? it was just him clapping
I wanted to puncture my eardrums. Just make it stop.
WreckItRob ikr
I love how Mark acts like Johnny Bravo at one point when saying he's "too much man" for A.I.D.E
A.I.D.E (if not deleted) would probably say, "Senpai, what does 110% man mean? I thought 100% was the maximum. Does a 110% make you one man and a tenth too then?"
16:27
"Fun is ∞ Sega enterprises
- 魔神"
=)
24:34 I cant call my mom she did a dad and said she "I'm gettin smokes" 10 years ago
My name is
*inhale*
*M A R K I P L I E R*
Echo497 @
Knock Knock
Who's There
Dishes
Dishes Who
37:51
Good one homie
I clicked on that part and it showed me an ad. XD
i got an add for a dishwasher
Pinefrost Productions Lucky. I got an ad for eating toenails.
I was thinking "Dishes a very bad joke."
34:16 Link intensifies
I would love to see Mark's genuine reaction to this
My name is *MAAARRRRRKKKKKKKIPLIIIERRRR*
😂😂😂
R. I. P headphone users
I didn't like my ears anyways
Erwin Tjia reading that hurt my eyes like listening to that hurt my ears
name *MAAARRRRRKKKKKKKIPLIIIERRRR* My is
*_DON’T COLLECT COINS_*
*DON'T TOUCH THE MONSTERS*
*DON’T GO BREAKING MY HEART*
But they're so shiny!
Little Sammy hasexploded do u watch aphmau
Little Sammy hasexploded do you watch st pelo
Not many things can emotionally affect me, but, this made me cry! I loved this. Good Job Mark!
Dere Evil sounds like the demonic way of saying yandere
"After 19 Years I finally got to release it
she died at 19 though.
:/ **Big Brain tiem guys**
Big brain time
no one:
not a soul:
Markimoo: tOo MUcH MAAAN
I think it’s absolutely adorable when his mom calls him for his Korean lessons every time he is testing games.
Also the Christmas caroling killed me. 😂😂😂😂😂
The transition into mark literally SCREAMING his name into the mic is hilarious to me
"I'm a 110% man! And you... You're just a program! It's never gonna work out anyways!"
Mark hates Danganronpa confirmed.
Conan Edogawa Wait, does Mark hate reality shows?
Conan Edogawa how does that mean he hates danganronpa
KOFASH 123 oof i get it. I cri
aha Ouchie
Alter Ego, and Chiaki cry in a corner
KOFASH 123 Hehehe... We shall see.. I doubt Mark has actually played Danganronpa tho so.... I hope he will let's play it someday.
Now we wait for the Don't Collect Coins remix
Yup I’ll be waiting
Wolf lover xhd we'll wait together
Hahahha good call on that one
Boku Napiku Yeah, I bet Endigo will make one
Yuuusss
23:30 i keep replaying this part i cant
What my parents hear before coming into my room: 44:45
4:45
My name is MAAAARKIPLIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII....
hey, I'm sorry, can you do it again? Just wanna make sure I got your name righ-
MY NAME IS MARKIPLIE-
Rip headphone users.
I don't think I should call my mom right now given that it's 1 AM. Also she's upstairs.
Call her now.
It's basically a "Reverse Mario" game. It goes against everything we thought we knew about gaming. Tells you not to jump on the enemies, don't collect coins, and apparently the gravestones are respawn points? That is indeed against everything i've ever learned from games.
Markiplier: My name is Markiplierrrrrrrrrrr
2 seconds later
Markiplier: MY NAME IS MaRkIpLiEr!!!!!!!!
Me: Ok MaRkIpLiEr!!!!!
He also changed his clothes during that point.
Wow you guys are so crative