Your Mom's House Podcast - Ep. 531 w/ Craig Ferguson
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- čas přidán 24. 12. 2019
- TRY IT OUT! We have a special episode for you today! The main mommies start by off talking about the current CZcams war. Did McDonald's flag us? We hear Dr. Phil's take on VSCO girls. They talk about the YMH Studios holiday party at the Magic Castle, and discuss which cool guy each member of the YMH staff is.
Craig Ferguson is a comedian, actor, and former host of the Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson. He's in Studio Jeans today with Tom and Christina. Craig and Tom discuss planes and Tom makes Craig aware of his plane aspirations. Craig talks getting into a motorcycle accident, acting while directing, Mick Jagger, Madonna, and his new stand-up special. Craig then takes a look at a bunch of our favorite cool videos including FedSmoker's DIY tutorials, RPC's invitation, and a construction worker who enjoys baby play.
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Craig Ferguson is single handedly the most underrated late night show host ever. Its disappointing he doesn't have a show anymore.
Zach galafatasskiss is a close second for me
1000000%!!!!!!!!!!
He walked away. A powerful example to everyone in Hollywood.
Agreed! It was the only late night show I watched. Miss him. :(
He always made me laugh the most out of all the late night hosts....🤔👍
I completely lost it when Craig was clearly getting more and more upset and Tom goes "alright you want to see someone puke or get hit by a car?" This show is gold.
I love Craig Ferguson and appreciate his sensibilities
The clip segment just goes to show how god damn QUICK Craig is. T&C pushed the same bit for 20 minutes (here's some nasty YMH shit you're obviously not into, let's get that reaction!) and Craig's responses weren't just sharp as fuck, they were different jokes throughout. Shit kept me laughing the whole time.
Joseph Fragomeni I absolutely lost it when the camera cut to Tom and asked that question. I kind of want to see Craig comment on the Asian guy in the garage getting his legs crushed by the reversing car. Maybe next time.
Joseph Fragomeni dying dude 😂😂😂😂😂
Stop using gods name in vain
Craig’s late night show was so much better than every other late night show.
Green Man type o negative ! Green man might be hot 😘 lady from york uk
conan
@@TotallyOKAYProductions Conan comes in at 2nd place
I feel like he has a cult following....whatever that means. He wasn't the most popular for a reason....a minority vibed with his humor
@@TotallyOKAYProductions Conan doesn't have a talking skeleton bro. Also, watch a highlight of Craig with any female guest. The stuff he gets them to say. czcams.com/video/vZRpvZOPo_U/video.html
I would love for Joe rogan to have Craig on his podcast, hearing Craig open up about things makes me respect and love him more
Yas that would be amazing
I've thought the same for a while. He's been on Bert Kreischer's podcast earlier this year already.
I don't think they'd get on very well
@@KamasiFitzgerald True, I think Joe Rogen is too serious.
His autobiography is a great read.
Craig was the best late night host of all time, his jeans were so high and so tight
The way he used to interview guests was like a precursor to podcasting. Very free and loose
Graham norton is the best late night host
100% Watch the last time Stephen Wright was on and he describes exactly why Craig was the greatest.
@@alexb8560 Wow, never really looked at it that way but he really did have a way to get a guest to lower their guard and just enjoy themselves.
Amung the best
If you are unemployed, or about to be unemployed, make sure that you buy multivitamins. Trust me, it's gonna help you in the long run.
What if I'm homeless or a thug?
Heroin is for pussies, fentanyl is where it's at.
why
@@DekkarJr Because the reason why is because if you're unemployed, and you don't have any money coming into your bank account... trust me, you need multivitamins. It will help you in the long run, it will help you in the long run, trust me.
@@SocialGore rofl... ok ;D
You two just sent Craig back to Scotland....Forever.
I used to watch his show with my Nan, she loved him and his Scottish brogue and even had his book. She passed away a few years ago now, but Craig always brings up good memories.
I thought his novel was really good and very well writtenl
THE GOAT. CRAIG WAS THE FINEST ON NON SCRIPTED LATE NIGHT HOSTS. MAYBE THE ONLY. MISS THAT SHOW. GODDAMNIT.
Never have and never will watch another Late (Late) Night Show!!! I miss Geoff!!!
I envy his ability to talk to anybody about absolutely nothing and somehow make it entertaining! That's a friggin super power!
I love Craig too, such a goddamn funny Scot😁👍
You've probably seen it, but there is a 'tube channel called the JayLenoFly that aggregates and compiles Craig Fergie's shows and guests. It is magic.
@@jspaulding4106 I KNOW THE OWNER OF SAID CHANNEL. FOR A FEW YEARS NOW. GRRRRRR8 DUDE.
How could they suggest this show isn't for children? Tom's got his cool dad shades on everybody chill out.
Nick wolves, telescopes, and everything
I had those shades but lost them I miss my old people shades
2:07:13 I couldve sworn this is just a clip of a new Nickelodeon show.
Precisely, chill the heck out.
Would they rather their children watch shows where they wear their jeans low and loose?
I get the impression that Craig was offended as a decent human but engaged as a comedian
He's just uncomfortable. I only watch YMH occasionally, and these bits usually put me off, even though I like the chemistry Tom and Christina have. It's something you're supposed to grow out of at a certain age, usually at the end of puberty.
@@Volkbrecht "supposed to"....way to live up to others expectations
@@bradfrederickson5410 Oh come on, as if every thought you have is independent and original. We get raised to uphold at least part of the standards our parents had, and cringing at cringeworthy stuff is probably not the worst thing to stick with.
I want to pretend to be burly but sewage diver and the rat biter make me squeamish.
It's not for everyone, and that's fine and should be understood and respected, would you go to a hospital and make fun of sick people? Would you laugh at someone at a hospital making fun of sick people? Clearly some people will.
It's so awkward when they have a guest on who has a soul. 😬
When i saw the guest is Craig Furgeson i came in less than four strokes
Tempted to upvote your comment but its sitting at 4 fists, looks unbelievable you wouldn't believe it's so thick
The tip is sooo sensitive
2 strokes?
And he has no neuropathy issues.
@@spudruckus7297 No neuropathy at all
Greatest late night host there has ever been. I watched his show religiously. His ability to talk about anything with anybody and it be funny is astounding.
As a big fan of Craig Ferguson’s late night talk show, I never have clicked faster on a video in my entire life. LOVEE Craig. His show was the only thing keeping me going back in the day on lonely nights. He’s absolutely hilarious.
I would love to hear Craig's first phone call after leaving.
Craig's never returning on this podcast, this type of 'comedy' is beneath him. They have no clue how close this guy was to Johnny Carson's level.
@@mart4414 low and loose sir low and loose. Tom is the Carson of Podcasting.
@@notagiantseaslug5523 I'm the Carson of taking dumps, he truly lives in all of us.
@@mart4414 You need to settle down
“It’s just normal”
“It’s not and you’re not, and you should go away.” 💀😭🤣
Yes.
We all miss you Craig. Hope you've been enjoying life.
Not after this podcast lmao
This made me love Craig even more. He can have an inappopriate humor without having to laugh of mentally ill people
It doesn't appear Craig misses late night television, but it misses him.
IM HAVING CHEST PAINS!
Perfection
same. Craig's reactions are priceless :D
Raise your left arm.
Good Robert Carlyle impression...#golfclap.
Craig is too empathetic for this show. When he said "I think you're laughing at someone who's mentally ill" he basically described 87% of what this podcast is about.
[edit: It's important to be able to laugh at some of life's most tragic aspects and we're all here for a few laughs, but being (parents) in your 40s and repeatedly playing these clips to clearly/vocally uncomfortable guests is pure cringe. Especially when they've famously dealt with their own demons and used their platform to combat exactly this kind of thing (see Craig's monologue about Britney Spears). Now, don't get me wrong, it's human to come across some of these videos and stare in disbelief or even laugh, but repeatedly playing them for every guest (because the videos are new to them, you see) just seems wrong. I'd get it if the hosts were 19 year old edgelords.]
He just described the success of "Whose Line Is It Anyway "
Yeah. Its the double edged sword of walking the line. Its hilarious but morally ambiguous
I think we're good people still
@@uzah88 Yeah if I were related to any of these people it would be seriously depressing. But since I'm not, I will keep laughing.
Fine people on both sides if you ask me
It's amazing how Mr.Ferguson's anxiety kept escalating continuously in the end. He handled it very nicely. lol
If him and geoff do a podcast I’m instantly watching that
I would literally pay to listen to that. Also josh robert Thompson is the guy who played Geoff and he has a CZcams channel you might like
@@dirishdragon1342 His channel is very weak. I tried to watch it, but it's nothing compared to JP and the Fergs.
Fuvk yeah
@@shefchenko111seems too old-school to truly do CZcams. Still riding on Geoff clips.. idk if he's done anything popular since.. massively talented guy though
this dude is next to conan in terms of best late night hosts ever
Agreed, unfortunately Conan has changed in some ways and Craig got out of the game while he was still great. But again, I totally agree. The two best!
Two genuinely funny guys who are great conversationalist, too bad Craig walked away. Everyone else on late night is so goddamn fake.
@@brianhaas2275 I agree but what about Seth Meyers. He's more political than Craig and Conan but he seems genuine.
@@sarahmerritt9354 Not even sure Seth would crack my top 10.
@@sarahmerritt9354 He really seems real, but he's not very entertaining, at least for me.
Geoff thumbed down from his storage unit in Studio City
I realized why Craig reacted to the show like that and probably why he's getting out of doing comedy, and it's because he's too normal lmao. Everyone in comedy (ESPECIALLY Tommy and Christine) is so fucked up, and Craig seems like a genuine empathetic person lol. Probably my favorite guest episode in a long, long time.
I think so too
I'm with Tom. There's definitely a "feeling" when you enter the same room, when my gf is angry.
ballersac32 lol yup
Hold up... this just released today but I SWEAR I remember watching the intro of the show already as a clip or something? Am I going crazy or did they just upload a clip before the actual episode?
They cut and uploaded the clip beforehand
@@Fryed_Bryce thanks, i was getting so confused
I had a mini panic attack. I thought I was going insane.
Sean Forehand doesn’t mean you’re not going insane.
Yeah, he got lazy with the ads
We need Ferguson to calmly narrate a full-length documentary about RPC. He could be the Sir David Attenborough of YMH.
Ferguson’s utter disgust to these clips at the end had me in tears. Top 10 guest of 2019.
I love Craig Ferguson so damn much. I've wanted to see em on ymh for so long its insane.
The first and last time the great Craig Ferguson joins the mommies
Craig is such an OG
He told Tom Segura: "dont make me say things I dont want to"
All you need to do is take a look at how Craig refused to poke fun at Brittney Spears to understand his reaction here.
So humble, “Hot potatoes for ten minutes”
@@wisterV The road gets narrower after 28 years.
I'm Scottish .To me OG means Own Goal . It's a football term .
This made me so happy. The shock in Craig's tone, and the fun in the mommys... This was so awesome
I literally teared up when CF said he was done with standup.
me too man
We all home here now for the mommies at xmas! Got my iced latte ha ha ha.
themaypole ahhhh about 8:15
Not shitting for a month is pure insanity
He's pretty much just creating the situation that killed elvis on his toilet. sept Elvis' constipation was from opiate addiction. Either way hes just collecting toxic waste that his body is actively telling him to eject. It's like not throwing out your trash when bin is full isnstad you just kepep trying to jam more trash into the bag and eventually it's just gonna break. Massive amounts of toxic shit just built up and impacted just sitting in there getting HARDER AND HARDER AND BIGGER AND BIGGER every time he eats. Like god, I was dehydrated as fuck and constipated for like a week and for 4 fucking hours of CONTRACTIONS and TEARING I basically had mike tyson fist and forearm coming out of my ass but the front of it was too big so about 2 hours into that I literally picked up my tooth brush started using it to chisel away at it with the blunt end of it just to try and reduce the size of the front part of it. Took years of kegels to recover. I was so close to basically calling 911 and going to the hospital for having my own massive shit stuck in my ass.
I felt like I'd been reverse raped by a horse cock sized poop. Shit was fucking traumatic.
@@DekkarJr That sounds so awful, oh my god. I'm glad you made it. Stay hydrated.
@@DekkarJr When a person is addicted to heroin, they go through that like once a week.
It fucking sucks dick.
The more you know.
I don't think he's telling the truth.
I’m shitting right now! It’s the second time for the day.
2:15:41
The delivery and when it comes out of Craig's mouth, the whole room laughs. He's so good. The last 20-25 minutes was too fucking good.
Man I love him and it's sad that he's not gonna do any more stand up. When he left late night, it was dead to me. Truly the end of an era. One of the greatest improv comedian ever. A well balance mix of American in your face humor, British subtle witty style and the fucking spirit of Glaswegian brash Punk Rock.
Thank you Craig for all the laughs I've had and the one's I will have. I still watch your show everyday. Don't think I'll ever stop. \m/
He looks like he's turned into Scottish Jon Stewart.
This upload is probably the best gift i got today
Thank you Segura and P
I
When all the late night hosts were busy being tiktok'd, craig was turning me into a telescope.
I miss the late late show with Craig. I still watch reruns and ask myself what happened to late night talk shows.
Finally found the perfect episode to bring a friend into the fun world of YMH...Craig's reactions and not knowing what he got into is priceless! Great episode!!!
I feel like I just witnessed Craig Ferguson do lots of things against his will.
Yes, why are they wasting Craig's fucking time with these garbage clips from the armpit of the internet? Definitely never watching another podcast from these two.
Tried it with Tom Green and they started to do the same kind of shit. Ended up skipping through all the parts where they weren't talking to Tom about Tom. Such garbage.
@@Billkwando lol, did you watch this video again and complain about a separate video when you said you were done watching them? 2 months later?
@@jellyjuggs LOL I didn't watch this video the 2nd time, just came back to recomplain. ;)
@@Billkwando That's kind of sad bro
Craig is the best
❤❤❤
Mr wick bro!
Ever since I first started watching YMH I have been praying for this episode
Craig is hilarious. Love to watch comedians sit around and shoot the breeze. Better than any stand up show
"For the children" is always code for: "I'm an authoritarian and I think your life would be better if it was the way I want it"
Ugoogolizer Used to be the political right that did this. Now it’s the political left.
STSGuitar16 exactly. I get if peopledont like trump but howpeople think these far far left dems are still “progressive” is mind boggling. Hope the dems get their shit together. Or shit can’t pop off in virginia and the boogaloo would still be nice
@@STSGuitar16 Christian-conservatives still do it
@@xstoofpeer What is a recent example of people on the right calling for censorship of speech? Not saying you're wrong, I just think it is way more prevalent on the left these days, and I can cite numerous example of the left calling for censorship in recent years up to this day. Genuinely curious about your reasoning.
Democrats stopped caring about the people long before I was born. The entire purpose of the "social justice" movement was to troll the working class into submission on behalf of their corporate benefactors. If you have light skin and aren't wealthy, the left honest to go considers you subhuman.
I know somebody who ended up going septic from a ruptured intestine from not dropping a brown for 2 weeks. He had to have emergency surgery and ended up having to wear a colostomy bag for a few months afterward. I'm surprised this dude hasn't had any serious medical issues after not shitting for a month. Or maybe he's exaggerating.
And Dr Drew keeps telling him that's fine
I think he has a phobia of pooping 🤔
We know he was touched in a bathroom and is blocking it out
It’s just simply not true. That would be a severe issue if you didn’t poop for a month, let alone 2 weeks.
This guy must be messing with us. By weight alone he'd notice a huge difference. It has to go somewhere .
This episode is so underrated. I cried laughing the whole episode
I'm so glad I got to see him live multiple times.
This was such a fantastic episode. I hope he comes back soon.
I dont know if anyone commented about this but holding your shit in for an entire month is beyond crazy. Lol. That dude is probably impacted. If ymh reads these comments, get that dude to a doctor and a psych doctor
i picture shit coming from out his mouth. i swear that was in a south park episode
@@kimhightower2447 i think that is what happens when you get backed up like that for real
If he's not on opiates then he's definitely a bizarre case. When I was on painkillers I went months sometimes, then the worst night of my life would come, unending, crippling bowel pain.. Scraping, nauseous screaming bowel pain.. So much blood.. Please go see a doctor
He could die from it. Holding in your shit increases toxicity in the body, i know old big d drew is a doctor but idk how tf he even said thats normal
Its probably a bit. That's isnt humanly possible?
55:40
"Is he wearing a sleeveless vest?"
What kinda vest do you know that has sleeves Tom?
I love how clueless Craig was to the videos, and his reactions were the best!
I laughed so hard at work at this I couldn’t even keep it together!
here for the Saatva ad.
it’s a chrystler miracle
I read crystal meth miracle...
merry chrysler
Man Craig is awesome, I had not watched this episode till today and god was I missing out. My top 5 of all time YMH
Craig Ferguson appears at 59:00
1:00:30
Jesus Christ seriously???
@@RustinChole I know right?
@@RustinChole they really buried the lead
You are a hero cos this podcast is crap.
Merry Christmas Ya Flithy TikToks
Are there other TikToks?
macklemorgan freeman
...and a Happy New Jeans.
I’m gonna give you to the count if 10, to get your ugly, yella, no good keister off my property, before I pump your guts full of lead!
Steve
One...
Two...
TEN!!!
No, you aaaaah!
Instantly turned into a telescope when I saw Craigy Ferg in the thumbnail
One of my favorite episodes and guests in a long time! Come back Craig!
I’m glad Christina meows the intro. I feel less weird for meowing everything
Where’s Geoff Peterson?!
That one scene ‘what 🇬🇫🇬🇩🇮🇹🇬🇬-comin-a-go’
His Morgan Freeman voice 😂😂😂.
Ass möde
Well he can only get so far from an outlet
He has a house down there.
Santa's gonna get a babyraper stamp on his face.
He's done didnt follow proto
On his face clothes
What a gift! I love Craig! By far my favourite late night talk show host!
The last forty minutes were amazing.
Bert Chrysler makes his kids watch him open gifts on christmas and doesn't get them anything
I agree.
sweet youtube handle btw
What a monster
Hey mommies! That old guy making sounds with his mouth and body is called "Hermeto Pascoal" and he's actually a VERY good and popular musician at Brazil. I've seen him live, he played mainly piano, but he's known for using whatever kind of objects as instrument. Surprising to see him at YMH, hahaha
I LOVED watching this guy along with Letterman and Conan every night. So glad he’s back making appearances on podcasts. I was running out of episodes of the show on YT
i remember staying up late as a kid to see his show. First time ive seen a host seemingly have no ego.
CZcams is turning into some real FGTRTDs
For Girls That Ride Till Death
Did you notice they covered up part of the FGT RTD sign?
They started demonetizing and shadowbanning years ago, I'm honestly surprised it took this long. YT will die.
Beunibster Its cool though, Satva comes thru for YMH $$
Beunibster Yup. The platform is dying. It’s not CZcams anymore. It’s THEMtube. CorporateTube. The future lies in Alt Tech. Bitchute, Brighteon, DailyMotion, Minds.com, Gab, DLive etc.
Helluva Christmas present Jeans. Sue wu
jacob ronningen soo woo
This episode will go down in YMHP history because of Craig's amazing experience on the podcast.
Just left the show in Honolulu. I was Beyond excited when Christina was announced on the stage. I listen to you guys all the time. Thanks for making me laugh and I can’t wait for you guys to come back.
Craigs Late Night Show was the best there ever was i watched so many episodes of him and Goeff the Robot, not the stiff shit everybody else is doing
Attorney General: Water. Like out the toilet? Joe: Well, I mean, it doesn't have to be out of the toilet, but, yeah, that's the idea. Secretary of State: But Brawndo's got what plants crave.
Craig is without a doubt in the top 3 late night hosts ever. Him, Conan, and Letterman. I got to see him live a few times and he’s every bit as nice, funny, and charismatic as you’d think. Certainly a legend in my eyes.
Craig is such an entertainer. Us blue collar folks appreciate you. The late show was a gem.
This is my dream episode! Craig Ferguson is the GOAT in late night conversation.
"Heroin isn't as good as Percocet"
-Craig Ferguson
till you get to IVing it he's 100% correct
@@MrDJAK777 correct two different things completely, what a lot of people also don't take into account is the quality of the drugs people use, unless you're dealing with someone who has access to majority pure stuff, you're getting a mixture of cut drugs
@@user-ik5ze1sh7i blood-brain barriers a bitch eh?
@@MrDJAK777 I had dilaudid through an IV when I was hospitalized, I imagine it's like heroin.
@@DeathByGeek eh IIRC better rush much shorter duration but normally in a hospital, they piggyback the Dilaudid in your regular IV fluids or if done by itself diluted with saline in the syringe itself. so while you get the same overall high as doing it straight you lose the rush that banging it all at once will give which is the main point of IVing something.
I forgot the "hello" for "hellotushy.com" I was not disappointed
Craig is such a great speaker and story teller. His late night show was great!
Oh my god yes, was a HUGE Craig fan when he hosted the Late Late Show.
my dad got shades like that after cataract surgery from the eye clinic.
My 5 year old just saw the man baby in passing, stopped and said: " What?!"
the family friendly part of this show was the first time my child has stopped crying, bless you
Craig didn’t know what he signed up for. 😂😂😂
but took it like champ
"Hillbillies with Crown's👑". That cracked me up.
@@fargotua13 well think of everything he has contended with in his life and career. He's well able.
@@fe5018 true , and remain class act.
So high. So tight.
Kevin S oh dad
loove craigy ferg, could watch him for hours, thanks mommies!
The best late night host since Carson. I miss his show
ATTENTION MOMMIES: Dont forget to comment and like this video to fight CZcams's R-worded algorithm. Thanks jeans!
Thanks for the reminder mommy, keep them high and tight.
little ghost who are the tik toks that actually downvote this?
you didn't use the R-word
It’s ridiculous...CZcams just sucks...😑
Merry Christmas, BigWords. Sue Wu.
I started legit choking when the tooth pulling video started. This show is absolutely glorious.
This was my first time watching this podcast, and with that intro, I'm just glad to be here
1:38:24
1:40:30 "the tourists don't come round me. Keep the show going"
1:41:19 Cantonese/Mandarin
1:41:48 Scottish slang
1:44:48 Blindspotting
1:45:35 Cousin/Uncle
1:48:49 Slangs
1:59:23 Great Escape
2:07:25 Robert Paul Champagne
Just read Craigs newest book "Riding the elephant " Its very good!
Didn't care for the audio book tbh. Think it'd probably have read better though.
This has to be one of the best episodes ever
The emu hands would be a great standup bit. Looking forward to it in Amy Schumer's next special.