5,000 CALORIE BURRITO | Kali Muscle
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- čas přidán 13. 06. 2015
- Kali Muscle Cooking A 5,000 Calorie Burrito
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5,000 CALORIE HYPHY BURRITO| Kali Muscle
• 5,000 CALORIE BURRITO ...
Kali Muscle
/ kalimuscle - Zábava
If kali muscle was a mortal kombat character
Finish him
Kali: bop bop
Fatality
Don't forget the skeet skeet.
Skibby duh pop!! POP! POP!
Best comment ever yeeeeeaaaaaahhhhaahh
Lmao
Lol crazy as hell
Bet you this guy so buff these heart attack foods only affect him for 10 seconds then the heart fights back.
😂
funniest comment yet. underrated af
acualli you had a heart attack for 10 sec. thats enough to do brain damage
+Jrise Breezy no it aint lol
oh sry six mins then
I thought his arteries got clogged and he was dying after that first bite
Lmao
🤣🤣
😂😂
Lmaooooo
HAHAHAHAHAHA
Half a beef stick "that's 1000 calories right there" 😂😂😂😂😂
lmfao.
This guy looks like a real life full power frieza
STARR BAYBEE lol damn just thought bout that
STARR BAYBEE You messed up for that one lmao saw this and just lost it
Nah bro you gave him too much credit, Frieza is way better than this 😂😂😂
Ethan Quinn can he be a broly ssj suppressed
roflll
When you free, but you still in that prison state of mind.
you can take the kali out of prison but you can't take the prison out of kali
Patrick McClure duck? be a real man bruh
he got ripped in prison eatin tis stuff
RoGuExPaNcAkE but that's cuz he worked out hard every day. This stuff will have you looking like a whale if you don't work out everyday. It's a crazy amount of calories to consume
Josue Velez he knows good and damn well he aint gonna eat that
Kali muscle for mortal kombat 11!
Who's with me?
wolfie da brony “you finna get swole muhfucka?”
*shoves a whole 1,000,000 calorie meal down opponents throat
*gets too swole and explodes
“Kali Muscle Wins”
His attacks are swole food
Swole kick
Swole punch
Swole uppercut
Swole meal which heals
Fatality’s
Swole beatdown:where he punches the opponents head in then smashes it through a 10 lb dumbbel: HYPHY weight :grab a 1000 pound weigh smashes the opponent like a fly swatter hitting a fly
HYPHY BEATDOWN WHERE KALI DOES SO MANY PUSH UPS HE SPLITS THE GROUND AND THE OTHER DUDE FALLS IN
@@Raimispidey956 top ramen as a weapon
@@petergriffin2381 I have idea for second fatality .
Hypthy pushups kill , he starts doing pushups on his laying oponent with such force his hands end up inside of the oponent by the end of it .
Idea for friendship being : Hyphy cooking where he gives his oponent some take out hyphy food and say " Stay swoll " .
Funny but no.
almost 7 years, and it's still good to this day
You wanna treat it like the most beautiful woman in your life *pulls out knife*
lmfao
LOL great catch
i
I fucking passed out laughing
ahahaha X'''D
7:30 "you gonna treat this like a new born baby" *Strangles it with a towel*
Smoke Beer 😂😂😂😂
😭😂😂😂
Smoke Beer “Daddy gotchu... Daddy Gotchu”
Lmaooooo
😂
Who’s watching this during quarantine?
facts me
Me
me
me
Me
He should be a inmate on beyond scared straight
Yvng Drxco Lmfaoo
Yvng Drxco he would scare the COs and the inmates
Scaring the kids by threatening them has going to make them eat it
He would probably kill them with his hyphy food farts
Yes he should
I am watching this from jail. Bap Bap
Quang Tran Hahahahahaha me 2 ya feel me
Lol! What's up fam! KNGHTRYDAFITNESS
Quang Tran I will be watching his videos in jail in about 2 months :(!
Stay safe Chris Hell
Thank you buddy! You to! :)
$3.70 and these cost a dollar each so that's $4.70 😂😂💀
Lmfaoooo
the best part he was only talking single bag and stick not everything XD so whos stupid now?
sorry, whom is stupid*
he said $7 he said 4 (sticks) $7
Talmari Turner when he was adding it up I was confused af like am I that gdamn high tf 😂
I actually tried this it taste really good
Prison spread fire
Swoll
U most definitely right I made it and try it it hit
How much water did yu use .
@@jamesthornton4867how much water did yu use .
10:48 I think he confused skeeting with having an heart attack
😂😂😂😂😂☠️ u got me dead
😂😂
masterkelt10 no u don’t heart attack on your self do you?
Gordon Ramsay would be proud.
Or he'd look at it and say "ITS FUCKIN RAWWWW"
Lmao
@@pennywisethedancingclown4384 but is it. NINOOOOOOOOOOOO?
Gordon Ramsay wouldn't go near homie
@@youngdaggerdick834
Gordon doesn't fear anyone.
YOU ARE NOT IN PRISON ANYMORE DAMON!! *Katt William's voice*
I am a boy Damon
😂😂😂😂😂😂wtf bro I'm dead
😂
😂😂
Lmao
How's the camera guy not laughing 😂
rob garcia he probably is been edited
Because it is a camera Girl
Because Kali is the cameraman himself...
Its his girl
I can kick his ass and u
"You wanna treat this like the most beautiful woman in the world"
*proceeds to take out knife*
this is how you get hyphy heart
Hyphy Chef Kali for Hyphy Heart Failure
LMAO
+Nate Warren you ain't wrong there lol hha
lol
And hyphy farts
this dude gonna have a heart attack before he 50
+Gmoney2dope Good, I look forward to the autopsy, it's gonna be a BP Oil Spill!!
How to Have a Heart Attack Before Age 40 with Kali Muscle
+Kriptz haha u stupid mane
hopefully
hahahahahha lmao
Hyphytension
D3 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Adding up the prices was hilarious!
AlexanderW he was lying about the price😂
Bro I was dying😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Why did it take him so long to add $2 to $1.70
@@skrillmatic9092 He's a lifter not a thinker
@@skrillmatic9092 because his head is smaller than his shoulders
"Im gonna skeet all over the place" bruh, im done
Edit: wow thank you guys and girls for all the likes, i didnt know i was going to get that many.
YUIGI Mato agreed
YUIGI Mato I'm done!!!!!!
Lost it when the camera man skeeted 😂
I like how he has a cat.
bet when he feeds the cat he tells em' "GET BIG! REPS REPS REPS"
morningblue LMBO
morningblue HEMAN 😂
Kay Moses Nah man, just becuase he has a cat and not a big ass dog really shows the soft side of kali lmao.
In some prisons they allow cats to chill with inmates for therapy and so mother fuckers arent killing each other.
Cats can be pretty loyal, low maintenance and dope in general, too bad I'm allergic af.
Happy with my dogs
Kali: this knive is too small
*pulls out sword*
14:16 had me crying
Is that hyphy food
Serious business
On a different note though, you seem like a genuine person. I think is hilarious how you're swole af and have a cat as a pet. Lmfaooo
Anna Miller fr xD lmao
looks more like a hyphy tamale.
that's a more accurate description.
This man swole asl with a cat😂😂😂
What's asl?
tommy j as hell
Why he cant own a cat?
I always crack up when I see bigger men with lil dogs. ♥️
All Giants got a soft side.
I've cooked this for my brother and he slept after the meal but it's been 2 days and he's still asleep😦
Edit: I got 69 likes nice
Call the ambulance
Ali Yuvarlak I think he skeetin
Put him in rice
He still sleepin' 👀
@@jayddiien8766 All he gotta do is put him in rice
"im about to skeet all over the place when im done with this"💀
If i want 5,000 calories I'll just stop by McDonald's.
yeah lol but this is the cheap way of getting 5000 calories
+ian izkandar value menu bro
+Ryan Laney this is $3.50. Can you get 5,000 calories from that on the value menu?
+UltimatePiccolo don't know, don't care
Ryan Laney dont matter if you care, you were wrong lol.
Kali muscle should be a comedian 😂😂
You can take kali out of prison but you cant take prison out of kali
🤣🤣
Taco Bell needs to start selling hyphy burritos
I'd buy it.. lmao
Mr.ManMakesLotsOfCan
Those chips are filled with sodium. Thats what filling the cress of his muscles. Vast water pockets
+Lvl100MagiKarp Splash That and synthol
JoshTv lmao yo why do i think that will happen one day. tacobell sells food shitty enough to endorse this hyphy brand
I ate this meal everyday for a week i gained 20 lbs but i cant see the six pack yet HELP
+AcceppT Add some sticks of butter and watch the six pack muscles grow.
+AcceppT Did you buy Mike Chang's program and magic water? That may be your problem...
Yo have to work out idiot
fuck u bishb
+justen norfleet The irony is real right here y'all.
I love your channel... And when you fell back on the refrigerator,it was like.... Man down!!!! 😂😂😂😂😂
I love this guy!!!! He needs to be in a movie this guy is hilarious!!! Protect kali muscle all times!
I accept this assignment and will protect kali muscle at all costs
😂I need some more pants, I done skeeted on myself
"You ain't got go to McDonalds they killing a n***a"! 😂 💯
So is he lmao 😂😂
1:14
“ Big Dad Beef Stick”
Kali: Damn, Dat kinda sounds like my nickname
Me: More like big dad beef log
im gonna try this.
2 bags of sun chips
steak strips
shredded cheese
2 packs of ramen noodles
wish me luck
Real Talk That actually sounds good lol
Real Talk wait! wait! u forgot the fucking honey
American Dad lol. hey man isn't honey good for you? is it healthy
Rellenomics101 im gonna make it Monday night when my Vikings play the bears
Dude that actually sounds amazing XD You;ll probably get more gains from eating that one than eating what Kali made, lol
Just tried this and got straight up hyphy diarrhea. But 5,00 calories tho 😂😂😂
Ugh lmfaoo
hahahah u stupid 😂😂
Bruh u must ain't make right
I love that everytime he tastes his own food he is always so amazed hahaha
Keep it up Kali man, u truly motivate me. Love from Southw3st Houston Tx!
The camera man agreed from intimidation 😂
Skeeted from intimidation. 😂😂
$3.70..... these cost a dollar each so thats $4.70.....
so all up you got a $3.50 meal here.
Lol fr that was hilarious
🤣🤣🤣
Skip the gym and go to school...
@14:20 " is that hyphy food? Rip ya neck off!"🤣😂🤣😂
😂
Jody Curley
Kali Muscle, your just the BEST bruhh, your energetic charisma is undeniably awesome... THANK YOU
Kali, do you inject the insulin before or after you eat the burrito? Sorry to ask, Rich Piana doesn't cover this area of BB.
Jaspreet Dhanjan Inject before. Drink your waxy maze or malodexrose (10 grams per IU), then your protein/creatine/glutamine shake, wait 90 mins then eat Hyphy Burrito. Got it?
Efffed in da head thanks bro.
Jaspreet Dhanjan what kind of insulin this is important
PS am I the only one that thinks kali sounds like bill cosby sometimes?
lolshatter humalin R, 1iu per 20lbs of bodyweight
Efffed in da head what it 4
the muscles in his nose make it sound like he got sinus problem...
Kalℹ muscle is the Truth!".. I started working out cause of this man. I'm inspired i see great things always kalℹ"..keep it up💪😏☝
Kali Muscle, your just the BEST bruhh, your energetic charisma is undeniably awesome... THANK YOU for these "Hiphy recipes", and because of you my friend; I'm gonna try sum of these EPIC meals!! 💪💪💪
Gender Neutral you still alive?
He looks like frieza on his final form
Jay Price he doesn't
Jay Price I was thinking the same😂
Jay Price true that true that
sargent 245 fuk u and star baybee
Jay Price. Lmfao!!!!
Not even gonna lie. That shit looks disgusting.
it ain't no lie lmao
+Evi RS It's legit prison food...
Yeah I know... just looks nasty.
its actually really good. I know from my time I spend behind bars
+Evi RS When all you are eating is the most bland shit you've ever imagined a good spread tastes like a personal cooked meal from Gordan Ramsey. Also, you can add other things. I'd always go with a spicy pickle and a spicy sausage if it's on commissary.
3:04 when he calls out the cat...mad funny
Kali, You, kind sir, do deserve your own, hour long, weekly cooking show.
"Heeeeyyyyyyyy I DIDN'T KNOW YA'LL WAS GON B HERE"
Here come the guuud part
John Doe then says "we back"
"It's going down, I'm bout to skeet all over the place when I eat this"💀💀💀💀💀
I read this comment right when he said it!! lmao!!
that 70's show fan same fr tho
that 70's show fan me too lmaoo
Had to come back a few years later to see these legendary videos
As someone who stayed at the DOC hotel, I've watched multiple videos of ( what we called in Philly) chi chi's being made. Fun to see the different ingredients and names used. But I've never come across anyone with as much enthusiasm about it. I just had Olive Garden and now I'm in the kitchen cheffing cause you inspired me.
with the hands he got i bet he's banned from petting pets
“But for what man can match the hands of god”
Probably his.
😂😂😂😂
Honest Spirit im dead
I did this, and it turned out amazing
Lmao did it really
Ryan Stephen really?
Did it for real??
nah this dude made a prison pastele 😂😂😂
It's called slam lol
I made this burrito my self and I must say the first bite was AMAZING but after the 3rd bite the flavor starts getting to you.
Andrew Dow lol what’s does it taste like
Dont leave us in suspense! What does it taste like?
alejandro Preciado it taste like.....Ummmmm idk it’s pretty good tho
Nathaniel Clark ummm idk it taste pretty good tho!
@@Drewxowl wtfs happening these are 2 different accounts.
I LOVE this man like a father but no wonder my man had a stroke. 😂😂
"sodium bad for you" then he do this
Kirillos kkksss I know never understood the shot he say one thing in does another
He said he needed sodium cause he sweat a lot at the gym
@Delray Pissfucks sodium is horrible for you
@@anthonyfootball80 Not when you sweat alot out during workouts. Just dangerous for you because you sit on your ass .
Doyle Eastern he only sayin cause boy a amberconbrie model
Ill be starting this tomorrow for one month. I better be jacked when im done
HeyItsJoeyP You are fat after one month ;D its only for people who use Steroids
Nope.
Kali is natty. He's my rolemodel.
Him and Rich Piano. Natty Legends
HeyItsJoeyP Kali Muscle gay porn roids and now vegan cook book loloololol
Natty :D NO! they eat creatine!!! hahahah
HeyItsJoeyP Don't forget Bostin Loyd, he's my favourite natural. #Allnatty
Bro forgot the hot sauce
This is not a burrito, it's a tamale; and we're making it tomorrow night. Thanks for helping us bulk, Kali
I made the Hyphy Burrito today and I gotta tell ya'.. That burrito is the 💣! I just skeet on myself!
While Kali isn't my face youtuber, I gotta admit he's funny af sometimes haha. Btw, what's up with that green tint...
Lol
Nathan Casey Wants to look like the Hulk
+Nathan Casey roided out freak is about to go up in a nuclear explosion with that green glow
KennLOSANGELES Why the thumbs down? He asked about the green tint, Seems to me that the point of the green tint was to make him look like the hulk.
KennLOSANGELES I wonder if anyone actually went out and made one haha
This one of my favorite CZcams vids lol
Wish y'all millions of ppl watching this be watching his new Vlogs to show him some love..
He sounds out of breath while speaking. Fitness???!
+Zsuzsanna Györffy hes is 43 yeasr old
+RЄkt Gaming and?
+chandler nelson he's in good shape. especially compared to you
SpeedFlash lol can't lie on that
+Zsuzsanna Györffy big amount solid muscles difficults lungs to expand etc etc
Looks like a force fed cow in preparation for slaughter.
Loiool
One of my favorite Kali Muscle videos!😂
Best videos ever dawg!!! ❤💯
Kali: "got to treat it like a baby". *walks out of the room and never comes back.*
Legendary!
Foammmerr
Its Foamy!!!!!!!!!!!!!
FOAMER SIMPSON tryin to make him some gainzzz check out the hodgetwins too
Drum roll please.....lol.....bang!! bang!! dead stock hyphy burrito
haha used to watch your vids when i was a sneakerhead, now im just a gym rat/pisstrooper...
U gotta treat it like a butifule woman
Proceeds to slice it
5:25 “I’m bouta skeet all over the place when I eat this”
Fantastic nutritional advice from one of the best Natty lifters on CZcams. Best Of The Fitness Industry right here! Stop hating on this man who's only trying to help all of us make some real gains.
natty 😂😂😂😂😂😂
With the way this world is going, I wouldn't doubt that your serious with this comment
Well spoken
clearly sarcasm, everyone knows kali isnt natural lol. its genetically impossible to get that large without additional growth hormones. he just says hes natty because admitting to it to such a large audience would not be beneficial for his career. seeing as steroid use is prohibited. Although, he may very well be CLEAN and off whatever he was using.
Wow, didn't expect to see you on anything but fg videos
"Hyphy Burrito", yeah it is: Hypertension, Hypertrophy, Hypokinesis, Hyperplasia, all kinds of fun ways to get a heart attack.
SOren0414 hb
+Philip Bujalski and tuna and coke with coffee HYPHY MUUU
dont forget hyperglycemia
SOren0414 you killed it fam
We ate this shit every weekend in prison and nobody had a heart attack. I did 7 years.
You are a amazing cook making food that looks good out of a few common ingredients
I never watched this dude, but he's just so damn positive, it's great
Dear +Kali Muscle
I just wanted to thank you for helping the young ones out there. My dad has 25 inch muscles thanks to your food because he needs it whenever he's working out. You're so inspirational and really helped my family become swole. Thank you so much for helping my family.
Morgan.
This turned out great for me
$3.70 Puls $2.00🤦🏽♂️ equal what?? 😂😂
😂😂😂
🤣🤣
Sev-en dolla’s. Let that bottom lip drop. 😆
Larry Jones 😂
“i didnt know ya’ll would be here”
food all prepped and laying out on the counter lmao
$4.70 umm if the beef sticks were a dollar a peice it would be $7.70 but im only correcting you because its the internet if it was in person i would say thats $4.70 allday lol
He was actually right though......
Yeah a beat yo ass put you on bunk rest real quick
Finnalee someone who is real :D
Lmao
man wah lol i said da same thang
People say what you want about this man. But do you have the balls to do what he does. He likes what he does and has fun with it. So respect to you Kali muscle keep up the good work.
Thanks Kali love your videos!
Always watching it while eating 🕺🏽🤤
why do you look green in the video bro
Hyphy burritos turn you into the Incredible Hulk.
Quisey21 that's what happens when you inject too much damn synthol
Quisey21 he either did it in post or didnt set the white balance on the camera while recording
Probably the burrito xD
Alexander Perales savage haha
He's like buddy from elf with the honey
😂😂😂
Jackson Schrock it was syrup
Holden Merritt the honey hes using not the syrup from elf dumbass
You're awesome and I love you brother!👍👍👍
You are the most passionate cook i've ever seen!!!
If I eat all that one day I'm finna be in the bathroom the whole day lol
Hosea Pigram finnA??
@@BenDover-ed4rm you know what he means bro 💀
Hosea Pigram they ain’t that big