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  • Kali Muscle Cooking A 5,000 Calorie Burrito
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  • @pertzvon1238
    @pertzvon1238 Před 4 lety +419

    If kali muscle was a mortal kombat character
    Finish him
    Kali: bop bop
    Fatality

  • @PainfulHail134
    @PainfulHail134 Před 8 lety +357

    Bet you this guy so buff these heart attack foods only affect him for 10 seconds then the heart fights back.

    • @RyaniumPlays
      @RyaniumPlays Před 8 lety +1

      😂

    • @ANZACJugger0
      @ANZACJugger0 Před 7 lety +1

      funniest comment yet. underrated af

    • @Absent641
      @Absent641 Před 7 lety

      acualli you had a heart attack for 10 sec. thats enough to do brain damage

    • @mattbraga4033
      @mattbraga4033 Před 7 lety +2

      +Jrise Breezy no it aint lol

    • @Absent641
      @Absent641 Před 7 lety

      oh sry six mins then

  • @skrillmatic9092
    @skrillmatic9092 Před 5 lety +551

    I thought his arteries got clogged and he was dying after that first bite

  • @keepoffmyherb420
    @keepoffmyherb420 Před 3 lety +53

    Half a beef stick "that's 1000 calories right there" 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @youngladinbo
    @youngladinbo Před 7 lety +2125

    This guy looks like a real life full power frieza

    • @ShowtimeLaw
      @ShowtimeLaw Před 7 lety +28

      STARR BAYBEE lol damn just thought bout that

    • @drrckcch0
      @drrckcch0 Před 7 lety +17

      STARR BAYBEE You messed up for that one lmao saw this and just lost it

    • @user-bm1st1by7r
      @user-bm1st1by7r Před 7 lety +11

      Nah bro you gave him too much credit, Frieza is way better than this 😂😂😂

    • @godlytrunks5776
      @godlytrunks5776 Před 7 lety +22

      Ethan Quinn can he be a broly ssj suppressed

    • @chipmunk8861
      @chipmunk8861 Před 7 lety +2

      roflll

  • @Kolegate
    @Kolegate Před 7 lety +2922

    When you free, but you still in that prison state of mind.

    • @0racle751
      @0racle751 Před 7 lety +235

      you can take the kali out of prison but you can't take the prison out of kali

    • @ghostlyy8639
      @ghostlyy8639 Před 7 lety +10

      Patrick McClure duck? be a real man bruh

    • @RoGuExPaNcAkE
      @RoGuExPaNcAkE Před 7 lety +18

      he got ripped in prison eatin tis stuff

    • @swayvelez6756
      @swayvelez6756 Před 7 lety +40

      RoGuExPaNcAkE but that's cuz he worked out hard every day. This stuff will have you looking like a whale if you don't work out everyday. It's a crazy amount of calories to consume

    • @jaydenlewis2526
      @jaydenlewis2526 Před 7 lety +10

      Josue Velez he knows good and damn well he aint gonna eat that

  • @wolfiedabrony1802
    @wolfiedabrony1802 Před 4 lety +295

    Kali muscle for mortal kombat 11!
    Who's with me?

    • @Raimispidey956
      @Raimispidey956 Před 4 lety +24

      wolfie da brony “you finna get swole muhfucka?”
      *shoves a whole 1,000,000 calorie meal down opponents throat
      *gets too swole and explodes
      “Kali Muscle Wins”

    • @petergriffin2381
      @petergriffin2381 Před 4 lety +13

      His attacks are swole food
      Swole kick
      Swole punch
      Swole uppercut
      Swole meal which heals
      Fatality’s
      Swole beatdown:where he punches the opponents head in then smashes it through a 10 lb dumbbel: HYPHY weight :grab a 1000 pound weigh smashes the opponent like a fly swatter hitting a fly
      HYPHY BEATDOWN WHERE KALI DOES SO MANY PUSH UPS HE SPLITS THE GROUND AND THE OTHER DUDE FALLS IN

    • @waynemartin5730
      @waynemartin5730 Před 4 lety +1

      @@Raimispidey956 top ramen as a weapon

    • @f.e.areproduce5298
      @f.e.areproduce5298 Před 3 lety

      @@petergriffin2381 I have idea for second fatality .
      Hypthy pushups kill , he starts doing pushups on his laying oponent with such force his hands end up inside of the oponent by the end of it .
      Idea for friendship being : Hyphy cooking where he gives his oponent some take out hyphy food and say " Stay swoll " .

    • @Amp661
      @Amp661 Před 3 lety

      Funny but no.

  • @ozooti6098
    @ozooti6098 Před 2 lety +29

    almost 7 years, and it's still good to this day

  • @shanghai6117
    @shanghai6117 Před 8 lety +743

    You wanna treat it like the most beautiful woman in your life *pulls out knife*

  • @smokebeer9045
    @smokebeer9045 Před 6 lety +447

    7:30 "you gonna treat this like a new born baby" *Strangles it with a towel*

  • @burncrash0570
    @burncrash0570 Před 4 lety +142

    Who’s watching this during quarantine?

  • @kidakuji8480
    @kidakuji8480 Před 6 lety +440

    He should be a inmate on beyond scared straight

  • @QuangTran.
    @QuangTran. Před 9 lety +221

    I am watching this from jail. Bap Bap

    • @tlknight4
      @tlknight4 Před 9 lety +7

      Quang Tran Hahahahahaha me 2 ya feel me

    • @QuangTran.
      @QuangTran. Před 9 lety +2

      Lol! What's up fam! KNGHTRYDAFITNESS

    • @ChrisHell420
      @ChrisHell420 Před 9 lety +9

      Quang Tran I will be watching his videos in jail in about 2 months :(!

    • @QuangTran.
      @QuangTran. Před 9 lety +5

      Stay safe Chris Hell

    • @ChrisHell420
      @ChrisHell420 Před 9 lety +3

      Thank you buddy! You to! :)

  • @talmarit6195
    @talmarit6195 Před 7 lety +545

    $3.70 and these cost a dollar each so that's $4.70 😂😂💀

    • @shakadevirgo4937
      @shakadevirgo4937 Před 7 lety +7

      Lmfaoooo

    • @wyattlittle8181
      @wyattlittle8181 Před 7 lety +12

      the best part he was only talking single bag and stick not everything XD so whos stupid now?

    • @wyattlittle8181
      @wyattlittle8181 Před 7 lety

      sorry, whom is stupid*

    • @RoGuExPaNcAkE
      @RoGuExPaNcAkE Před 7 lety +21

      he said $7 he said 4 (sticks) $7

    • @sweatkieth
      @sweatkieth Před 6 lety +10

      Talmari Turner when he was adding it up I was confused af like am I that gdamn high tf 😂

  • @aimbotgodthelegend6925
    @aimbotgodthelegend6925 Před 4 lety +147

    I actually tried this it taste really good

  • @masterkelt10
    @masterkelt10 Před 5 lety +80

    10:48 I think he confused skeeting with having an heart attack

  • @HHHRkO1396DX
    @HHHRkO1396DX Před 6 lety +1103

    Gordon Ramsay would be proud.

  • @TheRealKarlo33
    @TheRealKarlo33 Před 6 lety +447

    YOU ARE NOT IN PRISON ANYMORE DAMON!! *Katt William's voice*

  • @robgarcia5284
    @robgarcia5284 Před 5 lety +244

    How's the camera guy not laughing 😂

  • @tristenwlaysewski105
    @tristenwlaysewski105 Před 4 lety +34

    "You wanna treat this like the most beautiful woman in the world"
    *proceeds to take out knife*

  • @thesunbeamin4304
    @thesunbeamin4304 Před 8 lety +112

    this is how you get hyphy heart

  • @Gmoney2dope
    @Gmoney2dope Před 8 lety +184

    this dude gonna have a heart attack before he 50

  • @Kidme0UT
    @Kidme0UT Před 6 lety +95

    Hyphytension

  • @johnstoner666
    @johnstoner666 Před 5 lety +90

    Adding up the prices was hilarious!

    • @ramyarakram4122
      @ramyarakram4122 Před 4 lety +9

      AlexanderW he was lying about the price😂

    • @waynemartin5730
      @waynemartin5730 Před 4 lety

      Bro I was dying😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @skrillmatic9092
      @skrillmatic9092 Před 3 lety +6

      Why did it take him so long to add $2 to $1.70

    • @ArcYT
      @ArcYT Před 3 lety +1

      @@skrillmatic9092 He's a lifter not a thinker

    • @horadriccubicaltitan820
      @horadriccubicaltitan820 Před 3 lety +1

      @@skrillmatic9092 because his head is smaller than his shoulders

  • @ItsYuigi
    @ItsYuigi Před 7 lety +390

    "Im gonna skeet all over the place" bruh, im done
    Edit: wow thank you guys and girls for all the likes, i didnt know i was going to get that many.

  • @zqa12swx
    @zqa12swx Před 7 lety +404

    I like how he has a cat.

    • @zqa12swx
      @zqa12swx Před 7 lety +87

      bet when he feeds the cat he tells em' "GET BIG! REPS REPS REPS"

    • @jharryiacartwright4404
      @jharryiacartwright4404 Před 7 lety +1

      morningblue LMBO

    • @climentime
      @climentime Před 6 lety +1

      morningblue HEMAN 😂

    • @caleb5925
      @caleb5925 Před 6 lety +12

      Kay Moses Nah man, just becuase he has a cat and not a big ass dog really shows the soft side of kali lmao.

    • @dmpsix7417
      @dmpsix7417 Před 5 lety +2

      In some prisons they allow cats to chill with inmates for therapy and so mother fuckers arent killing each other.
      Cats can be pretty loyal, low maintenance and dope in general, too bad I'm allergic af.
      Happy with my dogs

  • @joeyvarg3551
    @joeyvarg3551 Před 4 lety +46

    Kali: this knive is too small
    *pulls out sword*

  • @NeckolasBone
    @NeckolasBone Před 5 lety +35

    14:16 had me crying

  • @annamiller4114
    @annamiller4114 Před 7 lety +63

    On a different note though, you seem like a genuine person. I think is hilarious how you're swole af and have a cat as a pet. Lmfaooo

  • @JoseChaveztheReal
    @JoseChaveztheReal Před 8 lety +31

    looks more like a hyphy tamale.

  • @QwonoBandzz
    @QwonoBandzz Před 6 lety +94

    This man swole asl with a cat😂😂😂

  • @kayui648
    @kayui648 Před 4 lety +157

    I've cooked this for my brother and he slept after the meal but it's been 2 days and he's still asleep😦
    Edit: I got 69 likes nice

  • @honchososa5176
    @honchososa5176 Před 6 lety +143

    "im about to skeet all over the place when im done with this"💀

  • @ryanlaney3627
    @ryanlaney3627 Před 8 lety +83

    If i want 5,000 calories I'll just stop by McDonald's.

    • @tengkuianizkandar9638
      @tengkuianizkandar9638 Před 8 lety +2

      yeah lol but this is the cheap way of getting 5000 calories

    • @ryanlaney3627
      @ryanlaney3627 Před 8 lety +1

      +ian izkandar value menu bro

    • @UltimatePiccolo
      @UltimatePiccolo Před 8 lety +1

      +Ryan Laney this is $3.50. Can you get 5,000 calories from that on the value menu?

    • @ryanlaney3627
      @ryanlaney3627 Před 8 lety +1

      +UltimatePiccolo don't know, don't care

    • @UltimatePiccolo
      @UltimatePiccolo Před 8 lety +15

      Ryan Laney dont matter if you care, you were wrong lol.

  • @razahussain9228
    @razahussain9228 Před 4 lety +18

    Kali muscle should be a comedian 😂😂

  • @MargootMC
    @MargootMC Před 2 lety +3

    You can take kali out of prison but you cant take prison out of kali

  • @RealJoshTv
    @RealJoshTv Před 7 lety +320

    Taco Bell needs to start selling hyphy burritos

  • @Xceptinq
    @Xceptinq Před 8 lety +210

    I ate this meal everyday for a week i gained 20 lbs but i cant see the six pack yet HELP

    • @Myndir
      @Myndir Před 8 lety +79

      +AcceppT Add some sticks of butter and watch the six pack muscles grow.

    • @jakobthe32
      @jakobthe32 Před 8 lety +30

      +AcceppT Did you buy Mike Chang's program and magic water? That may be your problem...

    • @wat7203
      @wat7203 Před 8 lety +15

      Yo have to work out idiot

    • @Tastaalex
      @Tastaalex Před 8 lety

      fuck u bishb

    • @robertmcalifornia2640
      @robertmcalifornia2640 Před 8 lety +2

      +justen norfleet The irony is real right here y'all.

  • @qu33nsuga65
    @qu33nsuga65 Před 4 lety +4

    I love your channel... And when you fell back on the refrigerator,it was like.... Man down!!!! 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @saleedahaf1747
    @saleedahaf1747 Před 4 lety +13

    I love this guy!!!! He needs to be in a movie this guy is hilarious!!! Protect kali muscle all times!

    • @redeyejedi111
      @redeyejedi111 Před rokem

      I accept this assignment and will protect kali muscle at all costs

  • @wetpappichurro2244
    @wetpappichurro2244 Před 7 lety +29

    😂I need some more pants, I done skeeted on myself

  • @johnathanlouissalas1627
    @johnathanlouissalas1627 Před 6 lety +78

    "You ain't got go to McDonalds they killing a n***a"! 😂 💯

  • @graysonmosher3822
    @graysonmosher3822 Před 4 lety +11

    1:14
    “ Big Dad Beef Stick”
    Kali: Damn, Dat kinda sounds like my nickname
    Me: More like big dad beef log

  • @realtalk4617
    @realtalk4617 Před 7 lety +313

    im gonna try this.
    2 bags of sun chips
    steak strips
    shredded cheese
    2 packs of ramen noodles
    wish me luck

    • @rellenomics101
      @rellenomics101 Před 7 lety +9

      Real Talk That actually sounds good lol

    • @well8148
      @well8148 Před 7 lety +33

      Real Talk wait! wait! u forgot the fucking honey

    • @realtalk4617
      @realtalk4617 Před 7 lety +2

      American Dad lol. hey man isn't honey good for you? is it healthy

    • @realtalk4617
      @realtalk4617 Před 7 lety +2

      Rellenomics101 im gonna make it Monday night when my Vikings play the bears

    • @ragemishima
      @ragemishima Před 7 lety

      Dude that actually sounds amazing XD You;ll probably get more gains from eating that one than eating what Kali made, lol

  • @TheJakobe00
    @TheJakobe00 Před 8 lety +62

    Just tried this and got straight up hyphy diarrhea. But 5,00 calories tho 😂😂😂

  • @Androidkid17
    @Androidkid17 Před 6 lety +28

    I love that everytime he tastes his own food he is always so amazed hahaha

  • @alexcalderon4392
    @alexcalderon4392 Před 5 lety +3

    Keep it up Kali man, u truly motivate me. Love from Southw3st Houston Tx!

  • @earlgrant837
    @earlgrant837 Před 7 lety +58

    The camera man agreed from intimidation 😂

  • @largegenitals678
    @largegenitals678 Před 6 lety +46

    $3.70..... these cost a dollar each so thats $4.70.....
    so all up you got a $3.50 meal here.

  • @MyDOOKIE1
    @MyDOOKIE1 Před 5 lety +20

    @14:20 " is that hyphy food? Rip ya neck off!"🤣😂🤣😂

  • @shyland4534
    @shyland4534 Před 5 lety +3

    Jody Curley
    Kali Muscle, your just the BEST bruhh, your energetic charisma is undeniably awesome... THANK YOU

  • @jsd64
    @jsd64 Před 9 lety +49

    Kali, do you inject the insulin before or after you eat the burrito? Sorry to ask, Rich Piana doesn't cover this area of BB.

    • @OrangeDiamond33
      @OrangeDiamond33 Před 8 lety +2

      Jaspreet Dhanjan Inject before. Drink your waxy maze or malodexrose (10 grams per IU), then your protein/creatine/glutamine shake, wait 90 mins then eat Hyphy Burrito. Got it?

    • @jsd64
      @jsd64 Před 8 lety

      Efffed in da head thanks bro.

    • @lolshatter
      @lolshatter Před 8 lety +1

      Jaspreet Dhanjan what kind of insulin this is important
      PS am I the only one that thinks kali sounds like bill cosby sometimes?

    • @OrangeDiamond33
      @OrangeDiamond33 Před 8 lety

      lolshatter humalin R, 1iu per 20lbs of bodyweight

    • @TehKneegrowplease
      @TehKneegrowplease Před 8 lety

      Efffed in da head what it 4

  • @11OWE7
    @11OWE7 Před 7 lety +45

    the muscles in his nose make it sound like he got sinus problem...

  • @angelfigueroa8921
    @angelfigueroa8921 Před 4 lety +7

    Kalℹ muscle is the Truth!".. I started working out cause of this man. I'm inspired i see great things always kalℹ"..keep it up💪😏☝

  • @genderneutral5570
    @genderneutral5570 Před 6 lety +50

    Kali Muscle, your just the BEST bruhh, your energetic charisma is undeniably awesome... THANK YOU for these "Hiphy recipes", and because of you my friend; I'm gonna try sum of these EPIC meals!! 💪💪💪

  • @jayprice7865
    @jayprice7865 Před 7 lety +157

    He looks like frieza on his final form

  • @evirs
    @evirs Před 8 lety +204

    Not even gonna lie. That shit looks disgusting.

    • @bread8609
      @bread8609 Před 8 lety +1

      it ain't no lie lmao

    • @CapTheBottle
      @CapTheBottle Před 8 lety +22

      +Evi RS It's legit prison food...

    • @evirs
      @evirs Před 8 lety

      Yeah I know... just looks nasty.

    • @SoCalboy530
      @SoCalboy530 Před 8 lety +1

      its actually really good. I know from my time I spend behind bars

    • @EpicDJTime
      @EpicDJTime Před 8 lety

      +Evi RS When all you are eating is the most bland shit you've ever imagined a good spread tastes like a personal cooked meal from Gordan Ramsey. Also, you can add other things. I'd always go with a spicy pickle and a spicy sausage if it's on commissary.

  • @ryanm4604
    @ryanm4604 Před 4 lety +5

    3:04 when he calls out the cat...mad funny

  • @KrazyIvanTheRealDeal
    @KrazyIvanTheRealDeal Před 4 lety +1

    Kali, You, kind sir, do deserve your own, hour long, weekly cooking show.

  • @SamuelaMesui
    @SamuelaMesui Před 8 lety +65

    "Heeeeyyyyyyyy I DIDN'T KNOW YA'LL WAS GON B HERE"

  • @InCogNiito00
    @InCogNiito00 Před 7 lety +106

    "It's going down, I'm bout to skeet all over the place when I eat this"💀💀💀💀💀

  • @digby1710
    @digby1710 Před 3 lety +1

    Had to come back a few years later to see these legendary videos

  • @sdotagainphilly594
    @sdotagainphilly594 Před 5 lety +1

    As someone who stayed at the DOC hotel, I've watched multiple videos of ( what we called in Philly) chi chi's being made. Fun to see the different ingredients and names used. But I've never come across anyone with as much enthusiasm about it. I just had Olive Garden and now I'm in the kitchen cheffing cause you inspired me.

  • @Clark-yp2db
    @Clark-yp2db Před 7 lety +189

    with the hands he got i bet he's banned from petting pets

    • @TX_MNEY
      @TX_MNEY Před 6 lety +2

      “But for what man can match the hands of god”
      Probably his.

    • @suavio3344
      @suavio3344 Před 6 lety

      😂😂😂😂

    • @venusenvy2.048
      @venusenvy2.048 Před 6 lety

      Honest Spirit im dead

  • @nonexistent7974
    @nonexistent7974 Před 7 lety +212

    I did this, and it turned out amazing

  • @andrewdow7412
    @andrewdow7412 Před 5 lety +51

    I made this burrito my self and I must say the first bite was AMAZING but after the 3rd bite the flavor starts getting to you.

    • @alejandropreciado1814
      @alejandropreciado1814 Před 4 lety +2

      Andrew Dow lol what’s does it taste like

    • @st4ne4rmthevill63
      @st4ne4rmthevill63 Před 4 lety +1

      Dont leave us in suspense! What does it taste like?

    • @Drewxowl
      @Drewxowl Před 4 lety

      alejandro Preciado it taste like.....Ummmmm idk it’s pretty good tho

    • @Drewxowl
      @Drewxowl Před 4 lety

      Nathaniel Clark ummm idk it taste pretty good tho!

    • @sshagann
      @sshagann Před 4 lety +2

      @@Drewxowl wtfs happening these are 2 different accounts.

  • @Eddierath
    @Eddierath Před 11 měsíci +2

    I LOVE this man like a father but no wonder my man had a stroke. 😂😂

  • @kirillosl.6842
    @kirillosl.6842 Před 6 lety +420

    "sodium bad for you" then he do this

    • @scottjohnson867
      @scottjohnson867 Před 6 lety +3

      Kirillos kkksss I know never understood the shot he say one thing in does another

    • @deonsavage9974
      @deonsavage9974 Před 6 lety +21

      He said he needed sodium cause he sweat a lot at the gym

    • @anthonyfootball80
      @anthonyfootball80 Před 5 lety

      @Delray Pissfucks sodium is horrible for you

    • @doyleeastern5436
      @doyleeastern5436 Před 5 lety +14

      @@anthonyfootball80 Not when you sweat alot out during workouts. Just dangerous for you because you sit on your ass .

    • @gustavocastrejon1202
      @gustavocastrejon1202 Před 5 lety +2

      Doyle Eastern he only sayin cause boy a amberconbrie model

  • @Lifewithjoeyandvictoria
    @Lifewithjoeyandvictoria Před 9 lety +236

    Ill be starting this tomorrow for one month. I better be jacked when im done

    • @andreasstau5150
      @andreasstau5150 Před 9 lety +32

      HeyItsJoeyP You are fat after one month ;D its only for people who use Steroids

    • @Lifewithjoeyandvictoria
      @Lifewithjoeyandvictoria Před 9 lety +161

      Nope.
      Kali is natty. He's my rolemodel.
      Him and Rich Piano. Natty Legends

    • @gmanthatguy
      @gmanthatguy Před 9 lety +5

      HeyItsJoeyP Kali Muscle gay porn roids and now vegan cook book loloololol

    • @andreasstau5150
      @andreasstau5150 Před 9 lety +3

      Natty :D NO! they eat creatine!!! hahahah

    • @blackbastard9988
      @blackbastard9988 Před 9 lety +13

      HeyItsJoeyP Don't forget Bostin Loyd, he's my favourite natural. #Allnatty

  • @illusunati
    @illusunati Před 5 lety +23

    Bro forgot the hot sauce

  • @alaster134
    @alaster134 Před 3 lety +5

    This is not a burrito, it's a tamale; and we're making it tomorrow night. Thanks for helping us bulk, Kali

  • @gordothefallen1
    @gordothefallen1 Před 7 lety +78

    I made the Hyphy Burrito today and I gotta tell ya'.. That burrito is the 💣! I just skeet on myself!

  • @nathancasey7712
    @nathancasey7712 Před 9 lety +63

    While Kali isn't my face youtuber, I gotta admit he's funny af sometimes haha. Btw, what's up with that green tint...

    • @TiwannaKollock
      @TiwannaKollock Před 9 lety +2

      Lol

    • @CommonSwense
      @CommonSwense Před 8 lety +3

      Nathan Casey Wants to look like the Hulk

    • @haiderrahman3863
      @haiderrahman3863 Před 8 lety

      +Nathan Casey roided out freak is about to go up in a nuclear explosion with that green glow

    • @CommonSwense
      @CommonSwense Před 8 lety

      KennLOSANGELES Why the thumbs down? He asked about the green tint, Seems to me that the point of the green tint was to make him look like the hulk.

    • @CommonSwense
      @CommonSwense Před 8 lety

      KennLOSANGELES I wonder if anyone actually went out and made one haha

  • @KToussaint19
    @KToussaint19 Před 5 lety +2

    This one of my favorite CZcams vids lol

  • @Savage_D_508
    @Savage_D_508 Před 2 lety +1

    Wish y'all millions of ppl watching this be watching his new Vlogs to show him some love..

  • @zsuzsannagyorffy3431
    @zsuzsannagyorffy3431 Před 9 lety +119

    He sounds out of breath while speaking. Fitness???!

    • @WeekiPanda
      @WeekiPanda Před 8 lety +2

      +Zsuzsanna Györffy hes is 43 yeasr old

    • @ChanmanTravel
      @ChanmanTravel Před 8 lety +6

      +RЄkt Gaming and?

    • @MrMw2nolife
      @MrMw2nolife Před 8 lety

      +chandler nelson he's in good shape. especially compared to you

    • @MrMw2nolife
      @MrMw2nolife Před 8 lety

      SpeedFlash lol can't lie on that

    • @Brasil-ly4ck
      @Brasil-ly4ck Před 8 lety +1

      +Zsuzsanna Györffy big amount solid muscles difficults lungs to expand etc etc

  • @reerbaadia1896
    @reerbaadia1896 Před 8 lety +22

    Looks like a force fed cow in preparation for slaughter.

  • @gus91340
    @gus91340 Před 3 lety

    One of my favorite Kali Muscle videos!😂

  • @Dariomadethis
    @Dariomadethis Před měsícem

    Best videos ever dawg!!! ❤💯

  • @TattooedFourLife
    @TattooedFourLife Před 6 lety +33

    Kali: "got to treat it like a baby". *walks out of the room and never comes back.*

  • @mrfoamersimpson
    @mrfoamersimpson Před 8 lety +381

    Legendary!

    • @baseballglovereviews5935
      @baseballglovereviews5935 Před 8 lety

      Foammmerr

    • @zalez3945
      @zalez3945 Před 8 lety

      Its Foamy!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • @321kingof
      @321kingof Před 8 lety +1

      FOAMER SIMPSON tryin to make him some gainzzz check out the hodgetwins too

    • @ELxTALIBAN
      @ELxTALIBAN Před 8 lety +1

      Drum roll please.....lol.....bang!! bang!! dead stock hyphy burrito

    • @BrackAndYerrow
      @BrackAndYerrow Před 8 lety +1

      haha used to watch your vids when i was a sneakerhead, now im just a gym rat/pisstrooper...

  • @adolfhitler3870
    @adolfhitler3870 Před 4 lety +14

    U gotta treat it like a butifule woman
    Proceeds to slice it

  • @joeygat7700
    @joeygat7700 Před 5 lety +8

    5:25 “I’m bouta skeet all over the place when I eat this”

  • @Xuses
    @Xuses Před 9 lety +269

    Fantastic nutritional advice from one of the best Natty lifters on CZcams. Best Of The Fitness Industry right here! Stop hating on this man who's only trying to help all of us make some real gains.

    • @CAVEMANsean
      @CAVEMANsean Před 6 lety +21

      natty 😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @Cashew559
      @Cashew559 Před 6 lety +36

      With the way this world is going, I wouldn't doubt that your serious with this comment

    • @gamguss2625
      @gamguss2625 Před 6 lety +2

      Well spoken

    • @europeanlegend9347
      @europeanlegend9347 Před 6 lety +20

      clearly sarcasm, everyone knows kali isnt natural lol. its genetically impossible to get that large without additional growth hormones. he just says hes natty because admitting to it to such a large audience would not be beneficial for his career. seeing as steroid use is prohibited. Although, he may very well be CLEAN and off whatever he was using.

    • @joeynoodles5973
      @joeynoodles5973 Před 6 lety +5

      Wow, didn't expect to see you on anything but fg videos

  • @S_034
    @S_034 Před 7 lety +157

    "Hyphy Burrito", yeah it is: Hypertension, Hypertrophy, Hypokinesis, Hyperplasia, all kinds of fun ways to get a heart attack.

  • @michellehackett9335
    @michellehackett9335 Před 2 lety +1

    You are a amazing cook making food that looks good out of a few common ingredients

  • @kimkillillasfuq8212
    @kimkillillasfuq8212 Před 5 lety +2

    I never watched this dude, but he's just so damn positive, it's great

  • @morganbathgate1374
    @morganbathgate1374 Před 7 lety +7

    Dear +Kali Muscle
    I just wanted to thank you for helping the young ones out there. My dad has 25 inch muscles thanks to your food because he needs it whenever he's working out. You're so inspirational and really helped my family become swole. Thank you so much for helping my family.
    Morgan.

  • @andrzejasia5378
    @andrzejasia5378 Před 6 lety +51

    This turned out great for me

  • @larryjones1647
    @larryjones1647 Před 6 lety +54

    $3.70 Puls $2.00🤦🏽‍♂️ equal what?? 😂😂

  • @nddavi58
    @nddavi58 Před 4 lety +2

    “i didnt know ya’ll would be here”
    food all prepped and laying out on the counter lmao

  • @danieldemanche7289
    @danieldemanche7289 Před 7 lety +140

    $4.70 umm if the beef sticks were a dollar a peice it would be $7.70 but im only correcting you because its the internet if it was in person i would say thats $4.70 allday lol

  • @scumdogz3193
    @scumdogz3193 Před 8 lety +5

    People say what you want about this man. But do you have the balls to do what he does. He likes what he does and has fun with it. So respect to you Kali muscle keep up the good work.

  • @therealGz
    @therealGz Před 5 lety

    Thanks Kali love your videos!

  • @robingantchev4304
    @robingantchev4304 Před 6 lety +1

    Always watching it while eating 🕺🏽🤤

  • @quisegotem
    @quisegotem Před 9 lety +64

    why do you look green in the video bro

    • @mr.blonde2984
      @mr.blonde2984 Před 9 lety +33

      Hyphy burritos turn you into the Incredible Hulk.

    • @ItsIceyyy
      @ItsIceyyy Před 9 lety

      Quisey21 that's what happens when you inject too much damn synthol

    • @ItsSparkzzz
      @ItsSparkzzz Před 9 lety

      Quisey21 he either did it in post or didnt set the white balance on the camera while recording

    • @666_filthy
      @666_filthy Před 9 lety

      Probably the burrito xD

    • @ItsSparkzzz
      @ItsSparkzzz Před 9 lety

      Alexander Perales savage haha

  • @jacksonschrock757
    @jacksonschrock757 Před 8 lety +18

    He's like buddy from elf with the honey

  • @joehaefeker4725
    @joehaefeker4725 Před 4 lety +6

    You're awesome and I love you brother!👍👍👍

  • @-akiws871
    @-akiws871 Před 8 lety +3

    You are the most passionate cook i've ever seen!!!

  • @hoseapigram4086
    @hoseapigram4086 Před 6 lety +111

    If I eat all that one day I'm finna be in the bathroom the whole day lol